When I woke up I was laying flat on a table strapped down except for my arms. The first to walk into the room was Dolly Parton. She allowed me a feel of her fine silky legs then bent down and covered me with her unusually large breasts. She sat down legs crossed and watched as Daisy Duke came out and strutted around, my cock swelled to enormous lengths. She sat on the stool next to me and held my cock in her hands. "Do you like dolly or me better?" she asked stroking. She stood up and none other than Joyce Dewitt walked in. Clad in 70s Tan spike heels and pantyhose was a little more shy. "I wi... Continue»
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This is my first story and not much of a writer but had an interesting incident this morning so I thought I'd share with you all.
I commute daily from home to work by train like most people living in Japan.
As you all may know, the trains are crammed during rush hour and your touching someone's back or shoulder.
It's like being in a can of sardines.
Anyway, so I get on the train this morning and like always it is crammed.
It is filled with sweaty men and I have been living in Japan for about 6 years now but still can't get used to having a sweaty guys back rubbing against my back.... Continue»
i will tell u my story! Sex with friends s****r
when i was 13 my friend's s****r is 8 year elder to me and him and her boobs is round and sexy, her armpits is very smelly and hairy. I often go his house to meet him but side-by-side I want to see his s****r. One day I had gone to his house and his s*s is sl**ping in pajama and her pajama (nightwear) is torn from her panty side and her panty is clearly visible. but i do nothing. After one week i go to his house nd that time he is not in house only his elder s****r is in house lonely in cut sleeves Kurti(top)nd in pajama(bottom wear) she say to ... Continue»
Part of my job is giving advice to groups of around 40 people; the reason for the small numbers is in my field of work and a lot of individuals need to ask many questions and you could be their all night.
Last Monday I was in Harrogate doing a talk. In the front row, smack in the middle were this good looking couple in their 40s, he had a very expensive suit on and she had this wonderful short dress showing quite a lot of leg extenuating her figure with a nice pair of black and red high heels. As I was talking the woman kept crossing her legs one way then the other and this caused her dress t... Continue»
About 18 months ago, I met a lady in her mid 40's through a date site. She had been married for 20 years, was bored as hell with the relationship but, like a lot of people, did not want to rock the boat at home. So she looked for fun outside....
The chat between us before meeting was a bit unusual - she wanted to know how I would seduce her and make love to her etc etc. Usually this is fairly erotic, but there was something 'different' about this lady. We agreed to meet up and she came and stayed with me for the evening and night.
She was a BBW lady, who I will just call Tina. She told ... Continue»
The other week when i was on a night out with my pals, i had run short of money, so i went to the bank machine alone. There were a group of girls walking towards me making quite a bit of noise and one girl was carrying her heels. She had a short dress on and bare legs.
I was at the cash machine and as they passed me, i asked her why she had not got her shoes on. She looked at me and asked if i could fasten them for her, as she was a little d***k and could not fasten the buckle. Being the gentleman that i am, i bent down and she gave me her shoes. She put her foot on my knee and was holdi... Continue»
It was early Christmas morning; actually it was 1:30am, when Holly awoke and heard and rustle, she couldn`t place where it was coming from. Suddenly she spotted a figure emerge from around the bedroom door. She knew it wasn’t Luke as he had his firm cock nestled along the crack of her bum cheeks; Holly could tell Luke was dreaming of one of the video`s they had watched on xhamster last night.
Suddenly the figure approached the edge of the bed and you Holly saw that it was Flasher974 Santa; he was dressed in a full Father Christmas outfit with hat, beard, coat and red trousers and black sh... Continue»
I sit here naked at my laptop typing away telling this narrative. It is a bit of history as I know it.
I have been contacted by a young guy that wants to be with an older male and this is not unusual, I have had the pleasure of many young men in the past few years, the youngest being eighteen years of age, or so I was told. I understand now he was a bit younger and I don't know his name or anything so it is irrelevant but good.
I have done all the right things, had a shave and a shower, douched out my arse so there are no nasties around, put a bit of smelly stuff on and lubed up... Continue»
It was 1992. I will never forget, it was a mild summer day and unusual blue sky in Washington State. I was 14 at the time. Just got done playing a backyard football game with the neighborhood military k**s like myself, and like after every game we headed to our houses for drinks and snacks. As I sat on my porch a friend of mine came upon me with his Super Soaker (a recreational water gun that was popular in the 90s) manually pressurizing it or pumping it for the air pressure needed for the range and f***e of the next jet stream of water. Well as he did this he was imitating jacking... Continue»
once it was my first sex with my x girl
i took her in my garage we were very d***k .
we kissed but so quickly i took off her bras , started eating that white mellon with that nipple playing in it as if its a radio tuner hardly . then she took off my shirt started to kiss all my body specially my neck . i took off her purple dress , she had an under pants it was winter December my car the fiat uno wasnt that big , but we realized it bigger , i brought my seat back towards the couch after taking her pants off also her purple heels i started sucking her toes she had a smelly salty feet with ... Continue»
I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.
Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
This incidence happened when I was s*******n years old. I am only c***d to my parents. Auntie, with whom this incidence happened used t visit us quite often. She was about my mom’s age – around 40 years. Her husband was a successful businessman and was extremely wealthy. I many times wondered how she could spend so much of time with us. Once I asked her about that. She told that her husband travelled a lot and hence she had plenty of time. She normally used to come to our house in the afternoon and used to leave when my father came from office.
One day, during winter vacations, my parents w... Continue»
It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Wilma Flintstone was home alone; she had the Flintstone f****y home to herself. Fred was away bowling with their neighbor Barney Rubble for the week in Rock Vegas, and Pebbles was out with her friends and planning to stay over for the weekend at a slumber party.
Wilma had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a short, sheer robe that barely covered her body and left absolutely nothing to the imagination, her 38C breasts and red haired pussy were very, very visible. This was one of the best parts of having the place to herself; she could indulge her nudist tendencies.
Wilma Flints... Continue»
This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
I was chatting with a fellow xhamster member, sharing experiences, and when I told about this one, she said I had to post it for everyone to read. Hope you like it as much as she did!
I met this guy on a gay site, and we chatted for a bit before setting up a meeting at his place. We both had a panty fetish and he told me he loved to sniff his 19yr old duaghter's and his wife's, and said it would be hot to watch me sniff them as he blew me. I agreed and we met the next day. His wife was at work, and his daughter, who was home for the summer from college, was meetining friends at t... Continue»
The Naughty neighbor affair...
The apartment was all quiet ,I was home all alone for the day.. I was wandering what
I could do to keep my self entertained? Hmmm I thought "Booty call" I decided
to text my neighbor since he was off work and see if he was tied up with the wife
or see if he had some free time for some fun... fingers crossed.. he was was free
and he could stop by ... my body began to tingle with anticipating his reply ,
than my phone buzzed and he said yeah he was free he stop by after lunch
which certainly put a smile on my face, so I went up and ... Continue»
I stared at an empty computer screen. It was hard to get back to work after a wild weekend like that. That was the wildest time I'd had since my ultra horny college days.
Back then they had just super charged my balls. My doctor discovered my scrotum needed to be untwisted. After that it was like having a second puberty. I thought I had a big erection before then. Plus I would soon discover an extra bonus.
My first girl friend in college didn't have much going for her in the face department. In fact she may have been the ugliest girl on campus. But "Irish" ma... Continue»
Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sl**ping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.
Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.
Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone withou... Continue»
This particular night came about when a good (a newly discovered lesbian) friend of mine invited me to join her to a "ladies night" at a local gay club. Being an overwhelmingly heterosexual male, I jumped at the idea of attending. All the while thinking, "Maybe there will be some cracking hot chicks who'd want to take turns. etc." My mind ran wild in the day leading up the party. I couldnt contain my excitement, frequently letting my friend know what I was going to do to the "babes" in the club.
The night arrived. I'd groomed myself, gave myself a little pep-talk in the mirror, put on the f... Continue»