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Caught By My Black Stepdaddy

I was 19 and had just finished my first year of college and I couldn't wait to get home. It's not that I didn't have fun, I did. But I wasn't able to do my favorite thing. You see, I have a little secret... I like to wear...BLACK PANTYHOSE AND RED SPIKED HIGH HEELS WITH ANKLESTRAPS and dress up as a girl. And after nearly a year without doing so, I was just a few hours away from being able to feel like the sexy girl I knew I was born to be. What made things even better was that my stepfather Marcus, a big and sexy black man who I've found very attractive ever since my mother started dating him... Continue»
Posted by whawha1976 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 6062  |  
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First time cheating and getting deep-throated

My names james, im in my early twenties and i figured id tell contribute a story of mine =)

This story is TRUE

I was 17 year old. I had been with a few girls, and gotten my share of blowjobs from the girls at the catholic school i attended.
One of the last girls i had been with my junior year, this girl christina, her mother had gotten remarried at the beginning of the school year, and her new father and steps****rs would be moving in and starting at our school.

Christina was a total babe in highschool. Petite latina girl with long brown hair, about 5'4" 125 athletic bui... Continue»
Posted by jedimindtrickery 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3289  |  
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Most Excellent (but somehow ever more paranoid) XH

I promised you our own story when we met here through profiles on XHamster. A funny thing happened, worth sharing with readers here, and, this is our story.

Adventuring began easily, the XHamster way, finding profiles, posting comments, messaging about one another commenting on profiles. Cyber sexing is the second reason after video viewing everyone hopes for when we connected here. You were so into the intensity of our exchanges that I easily ignored the long gaps in time for your side of the messages to come across the internet. Maybe a more paranoid person would have t... Continue»
Posted by latch 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9311  |  
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Televison pantyhose stars jerk me off!

When I woke up I was laying flat on a table strapped down except for my arms. The first to walk into the room was Dolly Parton. She allowed me a feel of her fine silky legs then bent down and covered me with her unusually large breasts. She sat down legs crossed and watched as Daisy Duke came out and strutted around, my cock swelled to enormous lengths. She sat on the stool next to me and held my cock in her hands. "Do you like dolly or me better?" she asked stroking. She stood up and none other than Joyce Dewitt walked in. Clad in 70s Tan spike heels and pantyhose was a little more shy. "I wi... Continue»
Posted by keithrbrts 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1573  |  
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Daily Commute

This is my first story and not much of a writer but had an interesting incident this morning so I thought I'd share with you all.

I commute daily from home to work by train like most people living in Japan.
As you all may know, the trains are crammed during rush hour and your touching someone's back or shoulder.

It's like being in a can of sardines.

Anyway, so I get on the train this morning and like always it is crammed.

It is filled with sweaty men and I have been living in Japan for about 6 years now but still can't get used to having a sweaty guys back rubbing against my back.... Continue»
Posted by drpepper23 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 820  |  
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friend's hot elder s****r

i will tell u my story! Sex with friends s****r
when i was 13 my friend's s****r is 8 year elder to me and him and her boobs is round and sexy, her armpits is very smelly and hairy. I often go his house to meet him but side-by-side I want to see his s****r. One day I had gone to his house and his s*s is sl**ping in pajama and her pajama (nightwear) is torn from her panty side and her panty is clearly visible. but i do nothing. After one week i go to his house nd that time he is not in house only his elder s****r is in house lonely in cut sleeves Kurti(top)nd in pajama(bottom wear) she say to ... Continue»
Posted by ishaan217 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1665  |  
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Giving advice

Part of my job is giving advice to groups of around 40 people; the reason for the small numbers is in my field of work and a lot of individuals need to ask many questions and you could be their all night.
Last Monday I was in Harrogate doing a talk. In the front row, smack in the middle were this good looking couple in their 40s, he had a very expensive suit on and she had this wonderful short dress showing quite a lot of leg extenuating her figure with a nice pair of black and red high heels. As I was talking the woman kept crossing her legs one way then the other and this caused her dress t... Continue»
Posted by joncristo 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 802  |  
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Nice surprise from a date site...

About 18 months ago, I met a lady in her mid 40's through a date site. She had been married for 20 years, was bored as hell with the relationship but, like a lot of people, did not want to rock the boat at home. So she looked for fun outside....

The chat between us before meeting was a bit unusual - she wanted to know how I would seduce her and make love to her etc etc. Usually this is fairly erotic, but there was something 'different' about this lady. We agreed to meet up and she came and stayed with me for the evening and night.

She was a BBW lady, who I will just call Tina. She told ... Continue»
Posted by jasper61 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 932  |  
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An unexpected erotic high heel moment.

The other week when i was on a night out with my pals, i had run short of money, so i went to the bank machine alone. There were a group of girls walking towards me making quite a bit of noise and one girl was carrying her heels. She had a short dress on and bare legs.

I was at the cash machine and as they passed me, i asked her why she had not got her shoes on. She looked at me and asked if i could fasten them for her, as she was a little d***k and could not fasten the buckle. Being the gentleman that i am, i bent down and she gave me her shoes. She put her foot on my knee and was holdi... Continue»
Posted by andy5706 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 667  |  
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Christmas Holly

It was early Christmas morning; actually it was 1:30am, when Holly awoke and heard and rustle, she couldn`t place where it was coming from. Suddenly she spotted a figure emerge from around the bedroom door. She knew it wasn’t Luke as he had his firm cock nestled along the crack of her bum cheeks; Holly could tell Luke was dreaming of one of the video`s they had watched on xhamster last night.

Suddenly the figure approached the edge of the bed and you Holly saw that it was Flasher974 Santa; he was dressed in a full Father Christmas outfit with hat, beard, coat and red trousers and black sh... Continue»
Posted by flasher974 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 659  |  
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Life ..

I sit here naked at my laptop typing away telling this narrative. It is a bit of history as I know it.

I have been contacted by a young guy that wants to be with an older male and this is not unusual, I have had the pleasure of many young men in the past few years, the youngest being eighteen years of age, or so I was told. I understand now he was a bit younger and I don't know his name or anything so it is irrelevant but good.

I have done all the right things, had a shave and a shower, douched out my arse so there are no nasties around, put a bit of smelly stuff on and lubed up... Continue»
Posted by AussieJonno 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 354  |  
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Super Soaker ~~~~~


It was 1992. I will never forget, it was a mild summer day and unusual blue sky in Washington State. I was 14 at the time. Just got done playing a backyard football game with the neighborhood military k**s like myself, and like after every game we headed to our houses for drinks and snacks. As I sat on my porch a friend of mine came upon me with his Super Soaker (a recreational water gun that was popular in the 90s) manually pressurizing it or pumping it for the air pressure needed for the range and f***e of the next jet stream of water. Well as he did this he was imitating jacking... Continue»
Posted by Gibsonaire 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 983  |  
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fiat uno dick bite

once it was my first sex with my x girl
i took her in my garage we were very d***k .
we kissed but so quickly i took off her bras , started eating that white mellon with that nipple playing in it as if its a radio tuner hardly . then she took off my shirt started to kiss all my body specially my neck . i took off her purple dress , she had an under pants it was winter December my car the fiat uno wasnt that big , but we realized it bigger , i brought my seat back towards the couch after taking her pants off also her purple heels i started sucking her toes she had a smelly salty feet with ... Continue»
Posted by karini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 162  |  
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I Shag, Dump and Slap the Minging Slut!

I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.


Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 8 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 886  |  
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Fun with my mom's best friend

This incidence happened when I was s*******n years old. I am only c***d to my parents. Auntie, with whom this incidence happened used t visit us quite often. She was about my mom’s age – around 40 years. Her husband was a successful businessman and was extremely wealthy. I many times wondered how she could spend so much of time with us. Once I asked her about that. She told that her husband travelled a lot and hence she had plenty of time. She normally used to come to our house in the afternoon and used to leave when my father came from office.

One day, during winter vacations, my parents w... Continue»
Posted by matterboy 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1372  |  
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Sex with My Girlfriend

It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Posted by raalaut 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3089  |  
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Disgraceful soft sex with my cousin

This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
Posted by spoiled_boy 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3624  |  
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Getting Caught

I was chatting with a fellow xhamster member, sharing experiences, and when I told about this one, she said I had to post it for everyone to read. Hope you like it as much as she did!

I met this guy on a gay site, and we chatted for a bit before setting up a meeting at his place. We both had a panty fetish and he told me he loved to sniff his 19yr old duaghter's and his wife's, and said it would be hot to watch me sniff them as he blew me. I agreed and we met the next day. His wife was at work, and his daughter, who was home for the summer from college, was meetining friends at t... Continue»
Posted by panteeluvr 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 794  |  
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The naughty neighbor affair

The Naughty neighbor affair...

The apartment was all quiet ,I was home all alone for the day.. I was wandering what
I could do to keep my self entertained? Hmmm I thought "Booty call" I decided
to text my neighbor since he was off work and see if he was tied up with the wife
or see if he had some free time for some fun... fingers crossed.. he was was free
and he could stop by ... my body began to tingle with anticipating his reply ,
than my phone buzzed and he said yeah he was free he stop by after lunch
which certainly put a smile on my face, so I went up and ... Continue»
Posted by sherrlicious 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1366  |  
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My Irish Bonus

I stared at an empty computer screen. It was hard to get back to work after a wild weekend like that. That was the wildest time I'd had since my ultra horny college days.

Back then they had just super charged my balls. My doctor discovered my scrotum needed to be untwisted. After that it was like having a second puberty. I thought I had a big erection before then. Plus I would soon discover an extra bonus.

My first girl friend in college didn't have much going for her in the face department. In fact she may have been the ugliest girl on campus. But "Irish" ma... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1044  |  
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