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Mall Sex

Great embarrassment filled my body. I'd never been caught having sex before and this was a whole lot different from most embarrassment.
I was hiding behind Jovanne's warm body and his arms slid around me, covering me and I was deeply surprised that he was putting his whole body out there just to cover for me. I slowly peered over his shoulder, breathing deeply and when I saw the face, it made me sigh with releif and I swore.
"What the fuck is going on? Emily? Holy mother fucker." Shyla hissed, glaring at both of us and I was surprised by her language. I raised a perfect brow, stepping of f... Continue»
Posted by milli214 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1218  |  
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Caught FUCKING my Chinese Girlfriend in the backse

This is a true story and I’ve accompanied it with some pictures in my gallery – so please take a look!

LiuChen was one of my Chinese girlfriends. I was her first lover and I busted her virginity in the backseat of my Ford Expedition. It was quite hard laying atop her body and penetrating her on that stiff bench seat, but I managed. She and I didn’t live close together so I didn’t like having to take her to my house, fuck and then take her back home where her retired parents resided. Every now and then they’d leave on vacation or to f****y functions and I’d come over and wear LiuChen’s pu... Continue»
Posted by violentwhiteman 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2211  |  
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Make Yourself Cum

Let me start by saying I have an over active sex drive. I could be doing anything, and suddenly I become unexpectedly aroused. Sometimes even the littlest things can set me off anything from putting clothes in the washer to an erotic glance from an interesting stranger. The smell of fresh cut grass, and the feel of it on my bare feet can bring back a flow of memories of previous outdoor sexual experiences.

Anyway when the urge hits me unexpectedly, I choose to masturbate and after the last time I decided to share my personal experience with everyone..


I ran to my bedroom and sla... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 645  |  
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Nice Ass

Back in the days when hubby and I were still more together than apart we were walking one day by the front.Not in season...not specially warm...not many about.

We saw him at the same time,standing on his own with his head bowed tied to a rail.Don't know if he was alone but there was nobody about and he looked rather sad.As we drew closer hubby said "Fuckin' hell! Look at that"...
I could see the massive cock swinging between his legs and I thought I wouldn't be sad with a cock like that to play with.

Don't ever fucking dare to say that my shitbag hubby and I are kindred spirits but as I... Continue»
Posted by Janeandthedonkey 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1339  |  
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Spring Break At Home

Please comment on this story. It’s my first one and I would like to write more about the things that I’ve done and improve on how to write. Thanks for reading my fellow perverts!

In my fam I’m the youngest of 5, 2 guys & 3 girls. Daddy was always out of town working, mama was usually with friends playing bingo, or some other mom bullshit. I’m pretty sure she was cheating with someone because we all knew daddy was fucking around. He was previously married with several k**s, plus 2 other k**s from flings that we found out about years later. He was pretty easy going with my bros, but us girls... Continue»
Posted by tx69d33 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2378  |  
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Flashing Wife


I never thought that I would be writing a letter to you, but I guess that goes to show that anything is possible. I'll have to start from the beginning so please bear with me.

I met my very beautiful and sexy wife about 12 years ago. I knew that she was the one for me the minute I laid eyes on her. We dated for quite a while without having sex and I respected her for the choice she made. That still doesn't mean I wasn't dying to get into her pants and sample her sweat juices. Then one day it finally happened. I mad... Continue»
Posted by jason1000 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 990  |  
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The Devil And The Golfer

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to
sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth
of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be
meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him
in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK."
And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an
eagle on this hole."
The same stranger ... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 495  |  
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OOPS! That is not my husband!

My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7288  |  
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Another Party

This happened last Halloween, I was home from my first year of college. Our small town always has a large all adult halloween party at the community center. I bet over three hundred people show up. My friend and I have been sneaking in the last three years. It is alot of fun as there are some very racy costumes and someone always get in a fight. Not to mention all the d***ks that stumble around. And we both have managed to get laid every time we have gone.
This year we had to sneak in again as we are not over twenty one. We had on pirate costumes to help hide who we are. So we mingled ar... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2047  |  
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Sybian Training

Dear Diary,

Today was the most horrible day of my life. It all started going wrong when my old boss (and I do mean 'old'), Mr. Schmidt, took a leave of absence due to health reasons. He was old, but he was also a secretary's dream boss. Okay, he was a little wrinkly and a little smelly, which made it no fun going down on him, but on the bright side, I only had to go down on him once . . . maybe twice a week. He would even ask my opinion on things and pretty much let me take care of most of his assignments without a lot of interference. And a woman being able to work without a lot of interfe... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 714  |  
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The Italiano..!!

An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. ...Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants.." ... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 617  |  
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Bad girl Jade more shed fun with the chav lads

I have had to stay indoors due to my s****r’s bad behaviour(and my lack of supervision of her). Im 24(25 next week oh I feel old lol) but as I have said before am treated like a k** but still free rent so I can’t moan too much.

Anyway this meant I was not able to get my usual chav lad fix. However I was determined to get fucked off their bad cocks. They knew where I lived and knew it would be a matter of time before they came around to give me a good seeing to.

I was in my bedroom getting dressed for bed when I heard a knock on my window. I knew it was them and was really excited as I ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 152  |  
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[b]The Sticky Dance Floor[/b]

Damn, I hated the noise. No matter where you went, it was the same. Somehow, the deejays around the world must have all gone to the same identical music store. There, they learned to turn the volume up until it hurt and loudspeakers only produced distortion.

Even here at the bar, it was near impossible to hear the barmaid. She showed me four fingers, meaning four dollars for my beer. I wondered what sign she would make for five dollars and seventy-five cents? She was a beautiful woman with reddish hair and a little bit shorter than me. Maybe five foot six. Like most barmaids, she was dresse... Continue»
Posted by vstein 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 755  |  
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I loved those nipples

I was on holiday in Greece, and one of the bonuses is that topless sunbathing is commonplace. I would sit by the hotel pool, with my mirrored shades on, watchng the girls and admiring the variety of naked breasts.

I had noticed a German girl, maybe about 19 or so, on holiday with her parents (!) They would just sprawl on sun loungers all day and fry. The girl was clearly totally bored by the situation. She would sit by the pool edge, training a leg in the water and reading a book, occasionally getting up and wandering off for an hour or so, before returning.

She was no great looker, tall... Continue»
Posted by adam2010 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1137  |  
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My Physiologist

I went to see my male physiologist to talk about the wet dream I am having. Here is how I had explained the dream, 'I was playing a role as a sexy housewife to my husband, I am wearing nothing underneath my bathrode. I just finish taking a hot bubble bath, my pussy was still soak and wet, my husband is laying on the bed watching TV with his dick stand out of his underpant. I took off my bathrode, walk over to my husband, and begin to suck on his hard rock dick. I suck his dick like a lollipop, I can feel his head going toward my deep throat. Slurping, and licking on his dick nice and fast... Continue»
Posted by hotblackpussy42 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1012  |  
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(Poetry) I Long for You

This is the time during the night that I miss you most of all.
When you’re here licking my cock and sucking on my balls.
I can hear your erotic cries and I can hear you having a fit,
I can hear you losing your mind whenever I’m sucking on your clit.

I feel your breath upon my skin, your eyes locked into me.
Although the room is very dark, I wonder what you see.
Your soft caress reaches out, touching me as I touch you,
My fingers reach your lava hot snatch as I start to finger you.

I hear you moan my name as you move about,
Then I fingered you even harder as you cried out loud.
I ... Continue»
Posted by Sinatra877 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2498  |  
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Our Life As A Couple

Continued on from my story.

so christmas has come and gone.

It was a rather hectic one. 24-27th of christmas at my parents house and the 27th-30th was at my darling bappys. so many good memories. so much to catch up on eh.

over the christmas period i'd come to realize all relationships were based around sex even if they say it doesn't. women use it for their own advantage, men use it as a release of pressure and its been proven in my relationship recently. christmas came with a strawberry flavour and some dirty talk driving the parents to leaving the house as soon as they heard the b... Continue»
Posted by maaao 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 218  |  
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8 Ways to Feel Closer After Sex

Take a moment to think about what you and your guy usually do after sex. Chances are, it’s sl**p, eat, or flip on the TV. Not exactly romantic, especially considering that the few hours afterward are one of the best times to bond. “When you orgasm, hormones are released that make you feel more connected,” says clinical sexologist Rachael Ross, MD, PhD. “Take advantage of that by doing things to prolong the feeling.” But that doesn’t mean intense conversations or eye gazing—little gestures can reap big benefits. Try these tips tonight.

1. If you’re hungry, forgo ordering a pizza and instead... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 441  |  
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The Punishment - Short Story

Lucy Sky, 24, happily married with two c***dren, had a very straight religious up-bringing. She learned already very early in life, that as a true believer you have to condemn the sin but to love the sinner - and she definitely seems to love both of them equally. She is a conqueror, a temptress and a teaser, but only in her erotic fantasies:

»You were masturbating in the dormitory again - s****r Noris heard you! How many cautions did you get already?« »Two, Father Anselm!« »And: do you confess?« »Oh yeah, Father Anselm, I do?« »So: all my prayers were in vain? You still are a naughty woma... Continue»
Posted by sushicook 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 435  |  
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Vibration Platform Fitness Machine Product Review

A few months ago my husband and I looked at all different brands of the vibration platform physical fitness machines displayed at a Zoomer Show. After testing all of the exercise positions shown on the visual guide (particularly the sitting ones), I decided that the Turbovibe Light suited my personal requirements the best. I particularly liked the dual motors concept and the flexibility of the electronic remote programming features. All of the other machines at the show had a complex superstructure that I felt impeded diagonal access to the plate area, thus limiting my inventive routines.

S... Continue»
Posted by AdorableLaura 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 385  |  
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