Sex Humor Porn Stories
Page 72

The best class session. (continue)

We couldn't wait for the class to end. Even after cumming boy was I still horny. I wanted Jane really bad. She wasn't particularly good looking but there was smth in her that made a guy crazy. Maybe the way that she handled herself, maybe her long lingering looks. I don't know, but she sure as hell made every guy fantasize about her. There were a few times where I remember picturing her naked while pleasuring myself. But even in my wildest dreams I had never imagined all this to happen.
Finally the class ended and the professor decided to let us go. I immediately turned towards her and said:... Continue»
Posted by kujdes_shishen 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1277  |  
88%
  |  1

MY WIFE LOVES TO TEASE

MY WIFE LOVES TO TEASE

Hi my names Tom and my wife’s name is Amanda we have been married for 6 year’s,
We both decided on not having any c***dren as we both have very good jobs plus my wife always said that she never wanted to ruin her figure by having k**s,
So we decided that we would have the very best things in life together nice car’s a big house and plenty of holidays,

My wife has always been a tease when around other men she has to work and socialize with them so it’s inevitable that she will get hit on by other men from time to time,

As for myself I work in the city as a inve... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1513  |  
88%

Ship Wrecked


Off the coast of Africa it was a stormy dark night. The sailing ship about a mile out at sea was being battered by the violent rain and thunder storm. The mast was torn from the ship and fell overboard and the ship took on water from waves coming over it's sides and draining down the hatches filling the hull of the vessel. The ship was rocked and slammed back and forth breaking apart from the torrid storm and sank to the bottom of the ocean.
Out of the 50 man crew only 2 survived and washed up on the sandy beach. As the storm subsided and the sun rose it became a nice calm day. The 2 men ... Continue»
Posted by Warwood 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1129  |  
88%
  |  5

SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 8 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3735  |  
88%
  |  2

The first time ( a meeting )

This is a true - ish story, but the names have been changed to protect the individuals.


His wife didn't understand him, she was too vanilla and he hated it. He wanted more passion, more excitement and he knew he was never going to get that at home. John had found something to keep himself, or his hands occupied too. I'm not sure, maybe he wanted to feel more wanted.
The sex site he had found had great video's on it, plenty of choice, and a world away from anything he had ever experienced ever.
John and Sara had mutual friends and had started dating, and as one by one their friends go... Continue»
Posted by redhead123 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 415  |  
88%
  |  1

Little Johnny and Grandad.

Little Johnny was in the chemist with his grandad who was getting some medication for himself. He told Johnny that it’s going to take about ten minutes to fill out and he was not to tough anything but only look around. The ten year old Johnny found something in the shop that he knew all about and thought he would have some fun with the old man by trying to embarrass him.
“Grandad, quick come here.” “What Johnny what?” asked grandad. Johnny pointed to a shelf and asked, “what are they grandad.”
Grandad saw what it was and knew what Johnny was trying to do and started smiling at him.
“Well J... Continue»
Posted by royby 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 998  |  
87%
  |  6

Another Vacation

Have you ever had that friend that you imagine what they look like naked? Well my s****r's mother-in-law is a woman I wanted to see naked. She is 62 years of sexy, soft silky legs, reddish brown curly hair, nipples that poke your eyes out with pleasure. As we spend Labor Day weekend at a Resort. Relaxing in the indoor water park, watching her float on the lazy river all spread out on a tub. OH... how I like to feast on that camel toe, she was sporting. I had to get a tub and float on my stomach and catch up to her as she floats on the back side through a tunnel. She had her back to me as I pad... Continue»
Posted by Gehld 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1183  |  
87%
  |  2

Small dick laughed at by 2 nurses

A friend of mine is a doctor and as part of her training she did a stint in the sexual health wing of the hospital she was working in. She is a very game girl constantly regaling us with tales of funny medical incidents. She told me about games she and her colleagues played to keep themselves amused and spirits high while working in quite a gritty environment.

She said they had a hilarious time asking really intimate questions because people would answer 100% honestly (very eye opening she said).. other guys would treat it like counselling and the moment the door shut on the examination r... Continue»
Posted by peteash 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2865  |  
87%
  |  10

COCONUT CREAM


When I was twenty-five, I had a job as the manager of a frozen
yogurt store in San Diego. I was often playfully teased by one
of my employees, Michelle, a nineteen year old sprite with a nice
full figure. She liked to jump on my back and mess up my hair.
I'd joked many times about putting her across my knee, but I was
only bluffing. It became kind of an inside thing between us.

"Watch out for Alex!" She once warned a new female employee.
"He'll take you to the woodshed!"

One evening we were closing the store and Michelle was hurrying
because she was going out with some friends l... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 924  |  
87%
  |  5

Study Break to Fuck a d***k Slut

This incident happened during my first year in college. It was a Thursday night, which meant that most people at my state school were out partying, drinking, and having a good time. Unfortunately, I had to take an exam the next day, so I was stuck in my dorm, studying.

I was busy reading in my floor's common room until well after midnight, when all the students eventually returned from their nights of debauchery at one of the campus frat houses or wherever they had been. Most of them were, of course, d***k off their asses. They were stumbling back to their rooms either singing too loudly, l... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2843  |  
87%
  |  13

Temp Job (You'll like it...it's the best

Temp job as limo driver has definite benefits...a celebrity story...

Temp Job (You'll like it...it's the best)

I have a confession to make. They say confession is good for the soul, so here I am. Now that I am this hot sex fantasy writer on this sex fantasy website, people have been expecting me to keep coming up with hot stories. But the truth of the matter is, my sex life has not really been all that exciting. If I had to write the Kama Sutra it would only be one page. In 48 years on the planet, I really have not had that many exciting sexual experiences. I already told y... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 800  |  
87%
  |  1

Theater Fun!

So we have a new story for you guys! This past weekend we went to the movies to catch a flick, but there was nothing really we wanted to see. So we ended up seeing a movie we had already seen a few weeks back. So the movie started and we were watching, and it just got boring. I was just way to boring, so we (like a couple of high school teenagers) started making out hard! We were just kissing like we had never seen each other before. Now this is like 15 minutes into the movie mind you. So while Kate is kissing me she starts undoing my belt. Sweet, I know where this is going! Now we were like 3... Continue»
Posted by Mikekate10 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1413  |  
87%
  |  3

Quickie Sensual Blowjob

Alright people this is my first attempt at a short story and it came from the help of an xhamster friend, thanks "Mouthlove"

I would choose the one next to her with the sensual and sexy face and the piercing eyes. Now how would like for her to please me well I would have to say while we were at a private night club and we had a semi secluded table and we had been flirting and teasing each other immensely and so she tells me to sit back and relax and she has a gift and surprise for me so she slides down my body and lowers my zipper and pulls out my cock and slowly starts to lick around the ... Continue»
Posted by flmixxer40 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 244  |  
87%
  |  4

Tammy's parents the swingers, "oh the 70

One night I was home alone with my wife's mother Regina. She had flown out to visit us from back east for a few weeks. On this perticular night Tammy was at a Bikram Yoga class and her mother was alone at our house. I was supposed to be working late at the office preparing for a merger our company was soon to undergo but some complications came to light and things were going to be delayed so I was able to leave early.

Regina thought she was going to have the place to herself, was in our living room, drinking champagne, snorting lines of cocaine, watching porn and preparing to fuck herself w... Continue»
Posted by Johnnytames69 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1927  |  
87%
  |  6

True Incident With s****r

What I did was wrong. I know that. You don’t have to judge me, I take responsibility for my actions. I am not going try to make excuses. I simply want to explain how it happened. I want you to understand that it was an accident. It was an honest mistake. I did not realize what my s****r was doing to me until it was too late. I’ve had some time to sort through the events of the past year, and there are so many things I would do differently if I could. To be honest though, there are some things I would never change. Some aspects that a part of me really enjoyed. I’d do it again. My parents split... Continue»
Posted by dineshrocks 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 17467  |  
87%
  |  11

The New Sexual Awakening Part 4

Trevor found himself lying half naked in a bush, his shirt was off and his pants were around his ankles.

"How did I get here!" he asked himself.

He looked around at his surroundings and as he picked up his clothes which were strewn across the yard his memory came flooding back.

Several hours earlier...

Trevor had made a huge mess of things. His Spring Break visit was supposed to be a time to reconnect with his f****y but instead he brought a boozed up Bar Fly home for a romp in his Superman sheets.

After a weekend of apologising he had finally set things right with his mother ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 727  |  
87%
  |  2

Adventures at the Orgy Motel. Part 1

Roots Motel Ch 1
By: Friskee_cpl (friskee_cpl@yahoo.com.au)

It takes hours to write these stories but only seconds to vote and send a message. Thanks to all of those wonderful people who send messages. It does make a difference. Please enjoy.

You help fuck a friend's wife and cum all in her cunt and you end up buying their motel. As Ned Kelly said "Such is Life".

Hello I am Marcus Franklin. I own a small motel in the Riverina and I spend a fair amount of my time in the bedroom. Well bedrooms to be precise. I have just bought a 20 room motel that I will be running with my wife Sharon... Continue»
Posted by friskee_cpl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 790  |  
87%
  |  5

" My Experience with Wifey4BBC" ( yes sh


I met Catrina at a work function, you see I work for this company and was asked to attend a large function in Boston so Off I went to the hotel and checked in and went to the party downstairs. Many people worked in Boston but many like me came from out of state. I am from CT so its not too far but I was staying overnight.
Anyway I went to the cocktail hour and mixed with many people I knew and a few I didn’t. Some brought their spouses but I left mine at home. So I was having fun flirting a bit. Though I am 58 I am not dead and I always enjoyed talking with woman. We had cocktails and some... Continue»
Posted by luvstolickpussy 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1881  |  
87%
  |  4

A Trip To The Mall Proves Messy

I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4160  |  
87%
  |  9

Jenny and lesbian sex, tonight with my daddy

'Can you see him'?

'Of course, he does it naked', she replied. Not quite the shocked little girl, but a girl with a vampish twist inside her.

'So you both see each other and you finish up whacking one out'?

She smiled coyly and a pinkish tinge bathed her smooth complexion, 'It's OK', I added, 'I have let me watch me frig my pussy'.

Her smile widened, showing her pearly whites, each tooth looked as if the individually flossed each one, I could only imagine her rubbing herself as the old man who peered through her open curtains each night, jacked off to her beautiful body as it writh... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1552  |  
87%
  |  7