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wife in whore party

About a week ago, my wife Tammy and I were invited to a beach resort along with a bunch of her coworkers. She works in the marketing department at a large company which did very well in the past few years, and the employees were starting to get a lot of perks, one of which was the resort trip.

I was eager to go, although I was worried about meeting Tammy's coworkers. Her company had a very informal culture, and Tammy would sometimes tell me about all the flirting and pinching that went on during the workday. I worked at a law firm, which was very uptight and professional, and flirting was c... Continue»
Posted by nudes 3 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Motel Room Sex

When I was done with my Air f***e boot camp, right out of high school, I was sent to a tech school in Texas. I was in my motel room one night, laying naked on the bed, and heard a couple come in. Just remember that I was down there for 18 weeks with out having any sex. So any ways I heard a couple come in and I was half asl**p and I heard the woman in the room next to me moaning and I got so hard I listened to them and then she said to her hubby you are so d***k. Then I heard the door open and then I got up to see if it was her or him and it was her so I put on my shorts and went out in th... Continue»
Posted by kbking70 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Confessions of an Exhibitionist

They met at the railway station as planned. The reporter, with her list of questions, camera and recorder, and the girl with nothing to hide. After ordering a couple of drinks, they took a table in a dark back corner of the bar and started talking, without actually getting into the interview. Once the reporter's gear was all ready, she asked the girl if she still wanted to go through with this. With a big smile, she nodded "yes".Reporter: "This is Lauren O'Riordan with..."

Girl: "Molly..."

Lauren: "...with Molly. It's just gone 6 pm on a lovely Wednesday evening, and... Continue»
Posted by mustbtuesday 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Janet and John - Book 1

This is my take on the classic Janet and John stories, with apologies to Mabel O'Donnell.

Janet and John have the same birthday.
Janet and John are twins.
They live in a big house in the country with their Mummy and Daddy.
After school they love to take off all their clothes and run around the big garden.
John runs fast.
Janet loves to watch John’s little willie bounce around as he runs.
Janet runs faster than John.
John can only see her back and bottom as she runs away.

Janet doesn’t have a willie, she has a little slit.
Sometimes Janet hides behind a tree and lets John find her... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Men often complain that their wives aren't interested in sex, but my
husband doesn't complain at all---I'm the one with the complaint!
From early morning to late at night, my husband works as a heavy
equipment salesman. He makes tons of money, but he never makes love to me
except for a half-hearted effort on some weekends. What's even worse, when he
gets home at night he usually falls asl**p on the couch. We never see a movie,
go out to dinner, or even just go to the mall to get out of the house. Yes, if
it wasn't for the fact that he gives me and the k**s all the ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Mistaken Identity

Man gets to lead the life of a rich man...if only for a day...

Mistaken Identity.

Back in the day, the early 1980's to be precise, I was badly in need. In need of a job, to be more specific. These were times of prosperity for most. The Dow had recently hit 2000, which was a record. The economy was booming and would continue to do so throughout most of the decade. Everyone and everything seemed to be doing great, except for me. Being the remarkably perceptive dude he was, my friend Rich sensed my need for employment. He had recently started a small company installing and mai... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Funny blowjob in a nerd's car

Hello everyone, this is my first story here... This is a real one, i haven't many of them to tell so in the future i could switch to fantasy. I'm also not english so tell me about my writing :-p
By now: here the facts. I was 23 and i broke up with my boyfriend after almost 1 year, i was very sad, angry and, must admit, cock-hungry.
That night a good friend of mine held a birthday party in a nightclub, we danced and had a very good time, drinking much. Aware of me being a good drinker, my friend drove me to the party. There, however, she found a very handsome man to go home with, and asked me... Continue»
Posted by Bailight 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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what a FUCKING day !

we are a couple and are very much in love and love to fuck each other whenever and where ever we can!

it was a saturday morning and my sexy boyfriend woke me up by fingering my pussy until i was nice and wet, he then proceeded to suck on my nipples and kiss all down my body until he came down to my wet pussy. he licked my clit and sucked on my lips until i came.

after i had cum he flipped me over ontop of him and slammed my pussy down onto his rock hard dick. i moaned with enjoyment... i leaned my upper body down onto his chest and began to shake my ass up and down just on the head of ... Continue»
Posted by Hrnycouple 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

Penile implant sex

This is a true story

I hope that men with erectile dysfunction take this information to heart.
Well let me start by saying I'm a 44 year old man that's been dealing with the fallout of a couple heart attacks and as a aside effect of my various medications that I'm on my Dick at first would work but I noticed that I could fuck for as long as I used to before my heart issues. I tried the pills, the pump, the muse system, all with no solid maintainable erection, so things with my wife were starting to get strained, and my confidence was shot. I told my doctor about my home issues with the wif... Continue»
Posted by Taboo69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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OMG, its big black cock

Rachel my neighbour came over yesterday morning for a coffee and a chat. She asked me if I could go out with her to meet a old friend of hers from college days. The reason she gave me to go with her was that she didn’t want to be seen with him alone just encase someone saw her and it caused a rumour, if her husband hears it he will get offended. So I agreed, we met him in the evening at a local bar, he was a black guy, stocky built around 30-35 years of age. Rachel introduced him to me saying that’s her ex called Danny. (that was the first time I heard he was her Ex?!) Anyway we talked for som... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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You have been advertising for a PA but only had one response. I had responded to the advert, but I could only attend the interview at 6pm which you had agreed to but it meant you staying on after hours.

Its 5.45pm, you groan to yourself after the day you have had, everyone else has left for the day and this is all you need, you just want to go home and watch some porn to de-stress.

The buzzer goes and you get up to open the door. I introduce myself and put my hand out for you to shake it, you notice I am smartly dressed and you introduce yourself and invite me into your office. I am w... Continue»
Posted by rosebud69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Game

Pam was just twelve and loved her b*****r a lot. He was three years older and she would do anything for him. They were together a lot as their parents worked long hours at their business. One day Ray took her into his bedroom and told her "We are going to play a fun game that grownups like to play. It is our secret and you can not tell any one at all." She smiled and said okay. He then told her "We have to take our clothes off and I will show you more about the game." As they both got naked Ray began to run his hands over her body. Then he licked on each flat tit and sucked on a tiny nipple. H... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My story start when I was10 years of age, I had a s****r who was 13 years old and she was always teasing me especially when she invited her girlfriends round to our house after school,
They would all go to her bedroom and then call me up to her room asking if I wanted to play with them of course as a 10 year old I was too young to understand what there type of playing was,

I was told to lie on the bed as they wanted to play nurses and I was to be the patient for them I would always do as they asked and just lie there while they pretended to operate on me... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Night club quickie with my best friend

To start off with, I better paint you all with a good mental image of this girl. Her name is Sarah, and she is a total babe. She was a short girl with long wavy brown hair, beautiful hazel eyes, and the pinkest little pink lips. Her body was incredible, such perfect silky smooth pale skin. She had such petite little breasts, a slim waist, and a booty of a Latino woman.

So it all started with Sarah breaking up with her boyfriend. I decided to take her out clubbing to take her mind off things. We have always been close, but always totally platonic. So I never could have imagined that night e... Continue»
Posted by AussieBob93 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Sons Are so Hard Haeded

Chapter 1 – Piling on Straws
Oh shit, I was busted again. My mother, Roseanna, stared at me with a fiery gaze, her eyes
like penetrating lasers.
"How many times Brock! How many times do I have to tell you not to fist that, that, that big
filthy prick in my living-room!" mother yelled.
I sat completely still, silent and stunned with my mouth and eyes wide open. Mother must've
been really heated. I had heard her curse a few times already, but not regularly, and only once
before was it directed at me. Evidently I struck a nerve, a deep rooted nerve.
This made the third time that... Continue»
Posted by GmanDaveLXIX 23 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Bare Beach By Bicycle

For foxy female friends - by Petra, granddod of Poet Pete, who hosts me here

I invite her for a trip to the beach by bicycle. I make sure she takes the racing bike up front.
I guide her through the greenery to the dunes through a natural park to the almost deserted beach.
I love to look at her legs and ass move up and down while she wheels just two meters ahead of me.
I wonder whether I should have asked her not to wear anything underneath that sexy short skirt?

I will get her wet when we bake in the sun on the warm sand almost out of view for shore walkers.
I already know how... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Becky in the Blizzard

(Beckys life is changed forever when she gets snowed in)

"Brrrr" said Becky, stepping out of her beat up SUV and walking up the driveway. It was the middle of February, and the snow had just begun to fall. She was dressed in sheepskin boots and gray sweats that had her school logo on the right hip, with a bright green zip-up hoody that was underneather her warm, brown winter coat that had fur on the fringe of the hood. Even though her clothing was for comfort, Becky knew that she still looked good. Her brown hair hung to the middle of her shoulder blades, she had straightened her hair for t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking my Buddy and his TEENAGE Daughter

I am over 50 and even though I'm in decent shape, I'm STILL over 50 and thought that I would never get another chance to fuck a young sweet teen again.

One day, a buddy of mine and I had just come back from a hunting trip and I dropped him off at his house. While there, I saw his young daughter for the first time since she was little and she had grown into a hot little thing with tiny tits, long legs and that sweet little face you see in high school all the time.

I spoke with her a bit while her dad poured a few drinks and just before I left, she gave me a big hug and a little kiss on
... Continue»
Posted by bifun4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Back in my early days of my career in the plumbing business I had struggled and work long hard hours to gain the experience
it would take to work a plumbing service van . When my big break came I found employment with a top notch company which quickly put BIG dollars in my pocket. The last thing I needed was to lose this once in a lifetime job by having an affair with my supervisors wife.

When I first became employed at my dream job I quickly impressed one of my supervisors named Mike and gained trust with him
as we became friends at work and on our down time. On... Continue»
Posted by davyjones35 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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