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(Fishing couple discovers camp mates)
My wife, Virginia, and I had been driving continuously for over eighteen hours in a mad dash to get to our favorite Atlantic Salmon river for the season's opening day. The biggest obstacle that remained in our way was Kurley's Mountain! Commencing at near sea level, Kurley's Mountain Highway climbed the sea side of the mountain to over fifteen hundred feet above sea level. Climbing a distance of slightly less than four kilometers, with the last kilometer having the highest grade incline, the engine of our fully loaded four wheel drive howled in protest ... Continue»
I'll start by saying, I have been in the local BDSM Scene now for some 20 odd years, about 3 years back, at HF, I was to cane a real pain puppy, as this was something she had worked herself up to for 8 weeks, the deal was I would give her 250 strokes, what I didn't know at the time was, she had a gf from another city with her that night.
This gf is now my collared slave, my property. All that happened that night at our first meeting was I gave her a very nice little spanking on the A-Frame.
We hit it off very well after that, some 6 months later I made the offer of giving her my Collar
I originally wrote this for a chick on a dating site who may or may not have been a dude... or a bot...
I'm looking at that picture of you in the black dress with the white polka dots. I can imagine you wearing that, one spaghetti strap dangling over your tattooed shoulder. Our eyes meet with a sultry glance and your hand teasingly reaches into your dress, exposing more of your creamy white flesh, but not enough to reveal aereola. From the bulge in my pants and the approving look on my face, you know the curves of your toned, slender body are driving me to the edge of sanity. First, yo... Continue»
This story is completely true and takes place about 3 years ago (2009). I had been seeing my ex girlfriend for about 2 months at this time and we had done pretty much everything but sex. Normally we would see each other once maybe twice a week because we lived about an hour away from each other. So because we were teenagers, we just needed to do something sexual every time we go together. Usually this would end up in her giving me head, or me fingering her.
The reason we did not actually have sex is because we were both virgins and she wanted to wait a little while before we eventually ... Continue»
Finally, we had our own car back and it was just in time too. We had already planned our vacation and even rented our room in Gatlinburg, Tennessee starting the following night. I lay in bed next to my wife as she was reading. She had a confused look on her face.
“What is it?” I asked.
“This sounds fake.” She replied, pointing at a page in the book. “But, I don’t know cars.” I rolled to face her.
“What sounds fake?”
She began to read to me from the book, which turned out to be a compilation of letters from the Penthouse Forum. It had been left at our house in Minnesota by one or the other ... Continue»
I did't always wear high heeled stiletto shoes, but once I started wearing them, I craved more and more extreme heels, I think I must have an addictive personality,
I found a market stall in Devizes, that had a selection of what could only be called lap dancers shoes.
I know the risks, breaking my ankle, a bad back! Yes doctor but with my boobs a back ache is common place, I once gave a friend of mine a challenge, to wear one of my bras with two melons inside it for a day, so the skinny minny could experience what its like to walk around all day, with the extra weight.
I have found the stil... Continue»
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I was waking from a deep slumber from a nice sensation. Not completely concious yet, almost as if still in a dream. The sensation was amazing, like a blowjob almost, a warm wet tightly wrapped around circle. I kept my eyes closed, hoping not to lose this if it happened to be a very nice trick by my subconcious. It was so real i could even hear the slurping noise. I decided to enjoy it to the fullest so I let my hands go down and push the head down. Feel the throat tighten around my cock as it goes down her throat. Then there was a gagging noise and it bit me.
Jolted awake instantly I in... Continue»
Today I was mostly thinking about fruit! It all started out so innocently when the idea of sitting on his face and squirting cum into his mouth came to me as I was in the middle of an important but very boring meeting. Knowing he was in an impossible position to be able to wank over our mutual fantasies made my already bad bad mind work overtime. It was a very good idea he told me. But only on the condition that he could watch me slap my clit at the same time. I told him I was full of good ideas and that ‘yes that would be an option’. He said he hoped that my cunt was wet. In reply I said it... Continue»
I had been teasing my fiancé for a while at home. I would kiss his neck, slip my hand down his pants, and play with him until he got hard. Then I would stop altogether. I would do this off and on for a few hours at home. Then it was time for us to go out on our date. He was so worked up from me playing with his cock that he had become grumpy. So we got in the car and I started feeling bad for turning him on and then not making him cum. As soon as he pulled out of the driveway, I undid his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I leaned over and slowly slid my mouth down his shaft. He groa
After chatting with someone online one night, the recommended me check out this site. All I can say is I love it, brings back so many memories of great times.
I may have a number of episodes of things involving my 1st wife over the years we were married. But, I guess I need to start off at the beginning. These things took place many years ago, when sex health concerns were different. Plus we lived in a small town, AIDs was not an issue at the time, and other STDs were not common there either. Needless to say, she much preferred bareback and receiving semen internally.
So, my story starts... Continue»
Im in Italia with my honey right now and for 2 weeks there is no distractions of work ect.
All day and night loving possibilities so I will do this little quiz here.
The night before last I sat on the edge of what being ate slowly by him?
A the bed
B the bath
C the pool
D a chair
E all of the above
I last night had something wonderful between my thighs what was it?
A my honeys mouth
B my honeys cock
C my honeys hands/fingers
D a toy held by my honey
E all of the above
The bed here is with a massive headboard how have I held it while he has ate me?
A standingfacing ... Continue»
People, ever found a small glance of your findxpartner
friends bosom while she bent low to choose something up?
Ever wanted you could have seen more? Of course..
If you have a companion who has relationship a magnificent looker, you would be inclined to imagine about your buddy's attractive time frame undressed too.
We want to see it more than ever. But more often than not, possibilities will come banging on your entrance if you can just understand to be on the lookout at the right time.
Spending a day out with your buddies at an alone identify, where in addition, there's a ... Continue»
once it was my first sex with my x girl
i took her in my garage we were very d***k .
we kissed but so quickly i took off her bras , started eating that white mellon with that nipple playing in it as if its a radio tuner hardly . then she took off my shirt started to kiss all my body specially my neck . i took off her purple dress , she had an under pants it was winter December my car the fiat uno wasnt that big , but we realized it bigger , i brought my seat back towards the couch after taking her pants off also her purple heels i started sucking her toes she had a smelly salty feet with ... Continue»
After I had broken up with my girlfriend, I was left to wander the world of women. I had met a cute woman who was in my work group at school. We immediately started getting along. We had a similar sense of humor and similar relationship pasts. Both of which allowed us to make a powerful connection. Soon enough we were hanging out outside of class; I took her fishing, she helped me pick out my dog. We were inseparable.
We did hit one snag though: neither of us wanted a new relationship. We were both in our "cool down" mode after our break ups and decided to just fuck each other as much as we ... Continue»
Disclaimer: All the names of characters in this story are fictitious but the story is not, this is because my name is rather unique and Google is fucking powerful after having read numerous stories on ISS and I really felt like it was time for me to put up my tale of pleasure ride. This is my story of how in search just a companion I became a part of something so intense and amazing that me and my partner cherish it for life.
Today and I am going to tell you a story o what happened between me and Vineeta and my second girlfriend. Do send me your feedback at email@example.com my name is ... Continue»
Today is the day where we want to meet, you are ringing on the door and I open it. As greetings we kiss. Then we talk and watch a film. For that we are laying on the couch and you have your hand on my leg and my arm is around your shoulder.
The film is a kind of romantic comedy with a lot of kissing. During the watching your hand is wandering up and down my leg and remains on my dick and my hand is wandering down to your breasts and is knead it a bit. Then we kiss smoothly and we take off our shirts and I continue with your breasts. Then I take off your trouser and continue kissing ... Continue»
I had to write this because men get a bad rap that we dont eat enough pussy so i had to break it down so that it was forever and correctly BROKE. Men love eating pussy ive seen men in strip clubs eating stripper pussy (nasty). First lets talk about the pussy. It is nasty as hell and you should that the heavens men even want to put their mouth down there. Yall pee thru it fuck with it men cum (big loads) inside of it, Babies come out of it, discharges, yeast infections, bladder infections, yall bleed stinky bl**d for a week an get mad at who wont eat it? Then some of yall dont know how to ke
They stood in the restaurant lobby.
“ For three?“, asked the hostess.
They were here to set a matter straight.
“This way, Table 1.”
An infidelity. They were here to fill an unfaithful wife with a heavenly gangbanging climactic end.
“Your server will be with you shortly!”, said the hostess as she scurried her tight ass away.
“Can we just fuck her?”
“No, although Id like to.”
“I think we should fuck every person in here”
“Shut the fuck up with that orgy talk!”
“At least the woman.”
“NO! Just her cheatin’ ass.”
The three looked as... Continue»
u come out from a shower with jst a towel on u... saying in a naughty way that u jst shave it ;) me... without a word i take my shirt and my short... be naked in bed... u laught and throw that towel... then jump nxt to me ♥ I leaned over ur face and gently kissed ur sweet fresh cheeks... then lightly i put my lips on urs which was so hot and sweet... after many crazy kisses and some frenshy which was realy enough to make my dick go up... oh... i moved my lips down to ur neck... many little gentle kisses... then to ur boobes placing ur whole nipple in my mouth and suck it ;) but the tongue play... Continue»