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Fireman's Carnival

Fireman's Carnival

by Kathy B.



"Mark! I'm over here!" I waved my hands wildly, trying to get my husband's
attention. It was useless though; he couldn't hear me over the noise of the
crowd and he hadn't noticed our booth when he walked past.

"Hey, lady. Can we get some pies here or not?" A sweaty, overweight man
stood beside three sweaty, underweight k**s. Each c***d clutched a dollar bill
in their dirty little fists.

I took a last look at Mark's back, disappearing behind the Ferris Wheel.
Oh, well, he'd keep looking until he found me. I'd get his attention t... Continue»
Posted by tzrlvr 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 899  |  
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The Day I Became a Sex Slave


My name is Emma and this is the story of how I became a sex slave. I was to be turning thirteen in another 4 months. I have three older triplet b*****rs that are 17 years old. Also my mom and dad are very strict. If we don’t do our chores or get in trouble at school then they would spank us. It was always very humiliating because if we did something wrong then everyone, even guests would be gathered in the living room and whichever one of us was to be disciplined would roll two dice and the results of the roll will determine how many times each person in the room spanked you. Also everyone h... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3251  |  
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My friend Jerry returns

Jerry and I had been friends since we were nine or 10 years old, we played together, and learned about girls together over the next couple years as we started puberty. Whenever we were alone together we would talk about girls and get so horny and masturbate together. I don't remember exactly when, but at some point we both became curious and began to wonder what it was like to touch another guys cock and so it began as we explored each other. We both found it very exciting to touch and play with each other and before long we were giving each other blow jobs. I really liked taking Jerry's soft ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1283  |  
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SEX IN CHURCH

SITTING THERE IN CHURCH LISTENING TO THE PREACHER…I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN THAT I HAD THE NIGHT BEFORE WIT MY LOVE….IT STARTED ME GETTING ALL HOTT AND EXCITED….

I BEGIN TO FEEL THE MOISTURE BEGIN BETWEEN MY LEGS AND FEEL THE THROBBING AND TWITCHING THAT UNYQUE WAS DOING….OH YES UNYQUE IS THE NAME OF MY PUSSY FOR THOSE THAT DON’T KNOW YET…

SHE GIVES ME SIGNALS OF WHEN SHE WANT DICK IN HER LIFE….I BEGIN TO MOVE AROUND ON THE BENCH TRYING TO TAME AND QUIET HER DOWN….BUT THAT WASN’T HELPING ME OUT ONE BIT…

I GLANCED OVA MY RIGHT SHOULDER AND NOTICED THIS FINE AZZ GUY LOOKING ... Continue»
Posted by ladytrucka42 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1238  |  
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Small Penis Story

thank you for letting me know what you think of my little cock! :)
its such a turn on for me to hear another guy tell me how much smaller i am.

sometimes when i measure up i can get a full 4 inches but most of the time its a little under. Isn't having under 4 inches mean i have a tiny cock? i mean you're right, its pretty much 3.5 inches and that's very small.

My favorite locker room or shower room story is when i went to a public pool a few years back. I went with my GF at the time and her friends. we had just started dating and she found out that day that i have a litte penis! So gett... Continue»
Posted by smalldickfan 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 1825  |  
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Fourth of July Slumber Party

This Fourth of July started out just like any other. Little did I know that this day would change my life forever. I went over to my boyfriend's house in the middle of the afternoon for the f****y picnic. The plan was for me to watch fireworks with Danny, my boyfriend, and his f****y and then take his s****r, Whitney, to their aunt's house.

The day went exactly as planned. We went to Danny's grandparents' house for dinner, then to the park to watch fireworks. After fireworks, I gave Danny a kiss goodbye then Whitney and I drove to their aunt's house.

"Want to come up and have a few dri... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 883  |  
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Sibling Sex


Teri finds a story about her on the Internet, it's about a girl and it's sexy. She realizes it's about her and then she realizes that her b*****r is the one who wrote it. (mf-teens, ff-teens, inc, 1st, mast, oral, rom)

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"Yes, Mom... OK, Mom... Mom, quit worrying, we'll be okay," Teri said into the phone. "Mom, we're old enough to take care of ourselves. You and Daddy enjoy the cruise. We'll be okay, really. Enjoy it, it's your second honeymoon... have fun. We love you."

Teri's mother and father had planned this cruise as their 20th wedding anniversary gift to each other. When Aun... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 8075  |  
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My first real time

Again – all my stories are absolutely true


2006 February, 22
about 11:40 am


Damn, I really hated sports when I was in school. Not that I don’t like sports in general, but considering I already had a quite big bosom when I was 16 it was really a pain when I had to jog or to make gymnastic exercises. If you can’t understand, just bind a pair of sand bags over your breast and try to jog properly. I think everyone can imagine the problem then. The best bra doesn’t help with that problem, my back starts to hurt and the breasts are bouncing wildly while running, but that’s not the biggest... Continue»
Posted by Bea69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1668  |  
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The Picture Album

A really good friend of mine, who occasionally roomed with me, had a breakup with his girl friend. After taking a majority of her personal items she asked that he return the last few items she left behind when she left. One important item she mentioned to him was a set of photo albums. While she didn’t want the entire album set, she did want to go thru them and choose the photos she wanted to take out of them. So, as his best friend I volunteered to be the arbitrator for the albums. We arranged to have her come to my place one evening and go thru the albums on a day that he was working so that... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1631  |  
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My fist sex experience story !

Hello to all readers i will share my first sex experience who was in 2010 in september on 16 date with a friend of mine colegue from my higt school and banch colegue also .
wee was colegue from about 2 yers and him was next to me in all those time him make many time good joke with me and him make me lauch a loot what him it was my best best friend ever i never have in my mind i will make with him sex ever until one day him ask me after class if im agree to make until at home on foot i was agree the weather was good and i say yes why not lets wolk until home .
On the road wee was talk about ... Continue»
Posted by CamEvent 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1545  |  
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Crack Addict

Crack Addict
1:05PM on April 28, 2008


... Ever had a panty job ?

...you know .. kinda like an upgraded dry hump ?

..It's wear you get your partner to drop their pants / dress .. they lay on their stomach on a bed, couch or chair while you grind and rub your cock into the crack of their ass until you get off.

I know a lot of you reading this post are like ... why not just stuff you cock into the offending orifice and be done with it ?
Answer: Because that shit is boring and lacks imagination. Plus a panty job can be steamy and hot leading to intense sexxual encounters l... Continue»
Posted by mondotoken 4 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 980  |  
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A Surprise BJ

"Oh my God! That girl's booty is SO fat!" laughed Rico as Elyse walked by. "You think you can get with that, T? Elyse Greer is the FINEST girl at Sanctuary High School. If you got with her, you would be top dog around here."





Those words stuck with me all my junior and senior years of high school. Elyse really was one of the most beautiful girls at SHS, but that is not why she was the most desirable; guys wanted her because they couldn't have her. Elyse was a good girl in the body every bad girl wanted. She had the most perfect DD tits that would make Pam Anderson cry and butt so jui... Continue»
Posted by ballzyturtl 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 605  |  
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My Sexy And Hot Mami



Hi! All reader I am male from Gujarat and I am writing my true story first time. Let me tell u that my English is so low so u finds lot of mistake in my writing but I assure u that u like my true experience. Let’s come to story I am 20 yr old living in small town in Gujarat in my f****y my father mother me and my s****r r there. We are living in city area. Where we have lot of neighbours but one is special for me.

I like alder ladies then girls and the big assets always attract me. One of our neighbors named Chaya. She is 44 yr old she is my fantasy and I always have a crush to fuck he... Continue»
Posted by fairpussy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 878  |  
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The Past of the Great Takuri and his Gift

January 30. 2012
This is my first Journal entry. Why do people write a journal? Probably because they’re lonely. But I, the great Takuri, or at least that’s what I’m calling myself these days, am never lonely. No I’m writing this journal so that other people can see, can read what great things I’ve done and where I’ve erred. It feels like I’m writing the truth. As a magician I spent my whole life living in illusions, bending the truth both to the audience but also to my humble self, now it feels like I can finally tell the whole story, you can’t go to somebody who you are manipulating and tel... Continue»
Posted by shanina 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 265  |  
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Where I've Been...


Hey guys and gals,

sorry it's been a while since I was last on, you won't believe
what's happened to me!

To cut a long story short, my s****r found out about me on here and saw my story of what she did to me when we was younger, needless to say,
she was very pissed off with me.

She confronted me about it and as I apologised to her she told me to get down on my knees and kiss her feet for forgiveness. Naturally, I did as I was told and when I got down on my knees, she kicked the shoe off her foot and lifted her foot up so her sole was right infront of my face. Now, she had been wo... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1248  |  
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING

THE ITALIAN WEDDING

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..

It was her beautiful younger s****r, Sofia.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.
She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my s****r's wedding- invitatio... Continue»
Posted by tetamata 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 737  |  
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back seat blowy

I had just broke up with my ex and met a girl in a town 30 mins away and my buddy was interested in her friend so it was good for both of us to drive there, we got there and the girls looked great and being kinda hick my buddy and i looks well hick, we went to a movie and then got a bit to eat (it was summer and nice out) we then desided that we could both push i luck if we go outta town were there was a park so we went there and me and the girl i hard my eye on went to the play ground and my buddy and his girl were walking around me and the girl started making out and bein inosent she was a l... Continue»
Posted by freek0418 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 716  |  
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Mall Sex

Great embarrassment filled my body. I'd never been caught having sex before and this was a whole lot different from most embarrassment.
I was hiding behind Jovanne's warm body and his arms slid around me, covering me and I was deeply surprised that he was putting his whole body out there just to cover for me. I slowly peered over his shoulder, breathing deeply and when I saw the face, it made me sigh with releif and I swore.
"What the fuck is going on? Emily? Holy mother fucker." Shyla hissed, glaring at both of us and I was surprised by her language. I raised a perfect brow, stepping of f... Continue»
Posted by milli214 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1218  |  
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Caught FUCKING my Chinese Girlfriend in the backse

This is a true story and I’ve accompanied it with some pictures in my gallery – so please take a look!

LiuChen was one of my Chinese girlfriends. I was her first lover and I busted her virginity in the backseat of my Ford Expedition. It was quite hard laying atop her body and penetrating her on that stiff bench seat, but I managed. She and I didn’t live close together so I didn’t like having to take her to my house, fuck and then take her back home where her retired parents resided. Every now and then they’d leave on vacation or to f****y functions and I’d come over and wear LiuChen’s pu... Continue»
Posted by violentwhiteman 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2208  |  
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Make Yourself Cum

Let me start by saying I have an over active sex drive. I could be doing anything, and suddenly I become unexpectedly aroused. Sometimes even the littlest things can set me off anything from putting clothes in the washer to an erotic glance from an interesting stranger. The smell of fresh cut grass, and the feel of it on my bare feet can bring back a flow of memories of previous outdoor sexual experiences.

Anyway when the urge hits me unexpectedly, I choose to masturbate and after the last time I decided to share my personal experience with everyone..


I ran to my bedroom and sla... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 646  |  
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