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Sharing my s****r

part one

This story relates to events that began in April 1981.

I was 13 at the time and my eldest s****r was 15, 2 weeks off her 16th birthday, I was a very shy and naive young teenager with no experience of the female species at all when this started, although I had a group of 5/6 close male friends who had been having group masturbation sessions for around 7/8 months, these started off with just masturbating in front of each other, to actually pairing off and masturbating each other. On the last session I had actually received oral sex off one of them.

Anyway on to my s****r, as I... Continue»
Posted by barney1968 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Sexy Sadie

My senior year of high school was filled with college apps, schoolwork, and spending most of my time hanging out with my friends, especially since we all would be going our separate ways when we went off on our separate ways to college. One day during lunch, my best friend Anthony invited all of us to the annual Halloween party his parents threw. The previous two years, I had been busy so I was often unable to go. However, this year I really wanted to go and get a chance to spend time with Anthony and my other friends. Plus, the good thing was I didn't have to dress up or look stupid or a... Continue»
Posted by tommytrojan 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Monday Morning Shower

The alarm I set to go off each week day at 7am beeps aggravatingly on the other side of the room. Beside me you groan, throwing your covers off your naked body to go and get it. "I got it handsome" I murmur, putting a hand on your chest and pushing you back into bed gently. You don't need much convincing, rubbing groggy eyes and settling back against your pillows. I slip out of bed, already nude from a night of glorious, sweaty sex. Still a bit sore, I stretch, turning away to give you a nice view. You laugh and give a low whistle. Grinning ear to ear I grab the infuriating device and turn it ... Continue»
Posted by experiencedvirgin 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Adventures of Cheryl - The Pizza Game

“Okay, it's pizza time!” Rachel excitedly called out to the group. The other four girls all squealed with delight. Everyone knew what it meant to order pizza. It meant it was time for the pizza game.

The game was really simple but extremely fun and exciting. First, the girls would decide on a game game to play; usually spin the bottle or poker or something easy like that. They didn't play for money, but for the clothes they wore. The first girl nude was the loser and had to order and pay for the piz... Continue»
Posted by Cheryl4516 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I Creampied a Stranger!

Last night I went out with my friends in the city. We all me at a bar around 10pm. It was my friend Jacks birthday. We had been drinking for a while, making Jack do shots. At around 1 am he got really sick. I had been talking with this really cute girl. My friends were leaving to take Jack home. I felt bad staying behind but I was trying to score.

The girl's name was Samantha. she was pretty d***k and kept calling me Jake. I didn't care I just wanted to get some action. I had given her all the bullshit lines about be a stockbroker and that I lived in the city. She told me she was a school t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Today I wrote a check that I miss could not cash, but I’m glad I did.

Last week I made a bet with Jimmy, the captain of the football team, they were playing the #1 team in the league and that team was undefeated, our local team had lost 3 games already and only won two. The bet was that our local team would lose at least by 14 points and if they were to win I would do whatever he wanted.

Mind you, I’m 5’4” one of the sexiest and prettiest girl in the school. I have a nice bubbly ass with 36c tits… They are fairly huge with big pink nipples. So when I made the bet, yes I wanted him to fuc... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Development of a Lesbian - Bonus

Hey everyone. I got a pretty good response to my last story so I'm going to post something I discovered on my old hard drive - my writings from when I was about 14-16. When I was younger I used to write what was on my mind, so here it is! Also, if you notice any differences in this story and the last, its because I exaggerated a lot in the last one. This is all true however. (Note: I had a very odd writing style because I thought nobody would ever read it)



My tits are getting bigger now. They are so s... Continue»
Posted by helenaserret 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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How I'm Fucking a Scumbag Lawyer

My name is Erin. I'm a 19 year old girl living in Mount Shasta, California. Last month, i tried to log onto my teengirerin xhamster account:

But i couldn't log on because xhamster said my password was invalid. Then i went to my account, in the same way as any other user would do, to see what was up. Turns out that this guy named Mike, a 51 year old lawyer & CPA living in California, has hacked into and hijacked my account. I'm really ticked off about it and this story is about how i'm... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My husband exhales a loud sigh of disgust.
"They're at it again," he said with sickening groan in his voice.
It was getting more rapid and rhythmic now.
"Yes, I hear it," I answer him.
"Doesn't it bother you at all?" he asked when he did not hear the proper tone of corresponding disgust in my voice.
"It's natural," I said after a momentary silence as I considered my answer. Nothing was going to satisfy him if it didn't match his own view.
Quicker. The bedposts were pounding on the opposite side... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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I would like to share with you the experience I have just been through in as much detail as possible. I will not disclose the names of the locations for various reasons.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Bryce. I'm 22 years old, and have just graduated from a state university. I'm originally from a suburb of a city about 200 miles from my college, both in the same state. I'm 6 ft tall and weigh about 165 pounds…pretty "normal" build. I have brown hair, blue eyes, and am slightly tan. I've had longer hair a bit on the shaggy side for years, but now that I'm out working i... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Voyers That Got Away...

After graduating HS I became the girl that the guys I went to school with were curious about. 1 of them was 1 of my biggest crushes. He was twin and I was so into this weird little dude.

We crossed paths again while I was out 1 day and attending an event wit my s****r and we exchanged numbers. The look he gave me let me know why he wanted to exchange numbers. He wanted to fuck me. He knew it, I knew it & it was damn sure gonna happen!

The first time we got together he was shy,but so ready. He picked me up and we grabbed a bite to eat and I was just having a nite out with nothing in mind... Continue»
Posted by PeircedPlumpPleasure 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My library teacher

When I was in grade 11 in high school I went for a holiday to Krom River with a few friends of mine. We were three boys and four girls. During the day we would water ski and have drinks on the boat. As we became d***k we all became horny and would fuck around on the boat. Helen was into blowjobs and she would suck one of us off, while Tiekie was madly into anal. One of us would oblige and fuck her ass, she always had lube with her. Greta was bi and she would let one of us fuck Karen, while Greta sat on her face or licked Karen's asshole.

At night we made a fire and had a braai, drinking aga... Continue»
Posted by hart45 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Xmas Pussy Party

Attended a friends Xmas party and boy did it turn into strip poker. Party lasted until 4am. 8 females and 10 guys. Everybody got fucked, pussy ate and dicks sucked. I mean dicks were getting sucked left and right. I saw one girl with dick up her assz that dick was huge. It was good clean fun. I got my pussy ate and ass hole licked. Then some much needed dick from my date. He was so excited. He had never been to such a party were one minute you was dancing and partying then next getting some ass. I took him in the a room with another female had her suck his dick some more. Then he stuck it in m... Continue»
Posted by Phatpussy714 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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World of Confusion

I first fell in love with transexuals when i first stumbled on a video called world of confusion, at first i was like oh yeah! this is gonna be a good porn one guy and three girls awesome, so then at first the guy is jerking off then all of a sudden these three females come out i was like about time now suck his cock, so this one female goes down on him then the other female start playing with the other females ass fingering it i was like oh yea! this is getting hot then out of nowhere he grabs one of the females by her g-string and starts pulling her panties down and then starts licking her p... Continue»
Posted by Ray3 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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ibiza night

It was 2002,I took a holiday to Ibiza with a girl I had been seeing for about a month,kind of a fuck buddy thing going on,well,to me it was. We booked the holiday for 10 days so there was plenty of time to fit a lot in,but mainly we were there for the clubs,the pills and the thrills,anyone that's been to ibiza will know what i'm talking about.Back home we were serious into clubbing too,that was our lifestyle cos we were young and enjoying ourselves.

Anyway one night we were out,I think it was at ''Space'',a well known club in ibiza, when we bumped into a group of girls from back home.I didn... Continue»
Posted by soupinapothot 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Secret to Cumming in Secret

The other night my girlfriend asked me not to cum in her because she didn't want to "get all sticky." She does that sometimes, and I did what I always do. I shoot the first few pumps of cum in her pussy, then pull out and shoot the rest on her stomach, pubes, tits, or whatever. This time, I shot the rest of my cum on her ass and the small of her back, because I'd been fucking her doggy style. I like fucking her from behind when she doesn't want my cum in her because I can get a shot or two more in her than usual and she can't see to wonder why I don't cum on her as much as normal, and I alw... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Bus Ride With S*ster 1 by loyalsock

How could I refuse?

My s****r had two expensive tickets for a private bus tour through Southern California. It was the romantic kind of tour where couples would be taken from destination to destination on a large bus. And suddenly I was being pressured to go with her.

Let me explain: Our f****y has always been adventurous. Meaning, we traveled a lot, especially when Christine and I were young. Christine's then-boyfriend was well aware of that fact, and he surprised her with tickets for a 3-day tour.

However, plans changed when Christine discovered that her boyfriend had been cheating... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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on the farm, by prettygirl

When I was growing up I would spend my summers on my grandparents farm in NC. Its where I had the greates time of my life, the first time i saw the Bull and his balls that hung down to the ground. I was surprized he didn't kick them when he walk, and when I saw him get hard before doing his thing with the cows I almost fainted. My grandma saw me and laughed, she said don't worry not all men are that big thank god she added. I saw the pigs, goats and etc do it. The farm has a small river behind the barn where the chicken coop is. The strangest relationship I saw was my pet cat I calle... Continue»
Posted by prettygirl 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The one night stand camping trip

Many years ago my roommates s****r was going to a small college about 3 hours drive from the house. My roommates s****r Cindy had been seeing a mutual friend of ours, Peter and my roommate had been seeing his s****rs roommate, Megan. One day my Roommate Matt told me that he and Peter had been talking to the girls and were planning a late fall camping trip at a state park near the town where the college was located. Matt also told me the girls had another roommate, Jess that wanted to come along and she could be my weekend date. I was a little leery of the situation since Matt tended to manipu... Continue»
Posted by dicktingle53 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Allison was so excited! She slowly pulled on her thong,
then her cotton shorts, then her cut off tee shirt
which barely covered her braless 32B breasts. She
polished her toe ring and applied pink polish to her
toenails and put on her little gold ankle bracelet.
Then she combed out her shoulder length blond hair and
walked to her full length mirror.

"Hot!" Allison exclaimed as she looked at her tan,
scantily clad 13 year old nymphet body. She was about
to meet her first online boyfriend, a sexy 14 year old
named Kyle. Allison loved to tease boys online, posting
suggestive... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |