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GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN
This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
The scene is a one-room schoolhouse, somewhere out West.
The teacher is about my age, thirty-five, or even older. But she is
a virgin, a frustrated old maid. She has kept one of the pupils
after school, a strong, six-foot-tall boy who isn’t too bright. She
goes through a stern lecture with him about how he’s not been
paying attention during class, etc. She asks him two or three
tough questions, and when he can’t answer says she’s going to
have to punish him. She tells him to take down his pants; he’s
embarrassed but ... Continue»
it was a late thursday evening, i was revising hard for my biology exam, i got to the sex ed part of my revision guide and my penis grew like a daffodil spring,i was stroking my penis tirelessley when my nan walked in, out of nowhere saucey music began to play, she took off her dressing gown and uttered the words " let me play with your daffodildo big boy" and then she died. ... Continue»
Fondled By Her Doctor
A true story by a_monogamous_3some
Sasha's doctor, who I new because he was in the same medical practice as my doctor, was a very good man and great doctor.
This true story is not meant to criticize doctors. What he did is something I'm sure he consciously regretted for the rest of his life. As I said, this man was a very good doctor and extremely likable person. Sasha loved him, and the times I needed to see him he was always great.
Anyway, this was Sasha's doctor for many years. Sasha began seeing him when she was in middle school (around age 13). After we g... Continue»
The frat party was dying down, as the crowd became less dense the spilled beer pong cups and garbage became less apparent... Sucks for whoever is going to clean that one up.
The girl I met (we'll call her Kara for identity sake) was waiting for me to drop her off. We had a pretty good time, this is one of the few times I had a girl with me and didn't have a shit load of "Mother Hens" interfering.
"Are you ready to leave?" I asked.
"Yes" she said eagerly.
She was a cutie... he had ample breasts, and a nice shapely ass. Her hair was dark with blonde streaks... or blon... Continue»
This story is heavily based on true events that's happened in my life.
It all started on a sunny afternoon, I was 18 years old still living at home with my mum, my little step-b*****r was staying over with us for the week. His name's Charlie, 16 years old and he's not related to me by bl**d, just by marriage. I knew he had the hots for me, well who could blame him!
We only knew eachother for a few years, and he really thought I was into him, of course being a lesbian I was certainly NOT interested in him, but that ... Continue»
I saw this on someone else page and they're always interesting so I figured what the hell...
What’s your favorite place to be kissed?
everywhere...i love kissing
What’s your favorite color lingerie?
lingerie??? if someone else is wearing it...black
What color panties are you wearing?
no panties.....red, white n blue boxer...happy 4th :p
What’s your favorite sexual position?
Do you prefer strawberries with whipped cream or chocolate?
i'm more than enough chocolate
Do you prefer sex beneath the sheets or on top?
Do you prefer sex with the lights on or... Continue»
Not really a true story...but, it sounds like fun...
My Girlfriend Told Me She's Gay
I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay,
My first reaction was to say "No way."
I gave this situation some heavy thought,
It seemed so against everything I was taught,
I told her she just had to go,
Who it was I didn't want to know,
I told her she could do what she like,
I didn't want to meet this other dyke,
Then in a while instead of being furious,
I found myself becoming a bit curious,
What she told me nearly put me in shock,
She'd been dating the girl down the block,
The on... Continue»
Because practically no one will be reading this, let me tell all of you random but greatly appreciated
people my biggest fantasy:
A lover of mine (or any hot/cute chick) is taking load after load into her open and willing mouth. She holds it all in her beautiful mouth until it's filled to the brim with semen. If she was up to it, I wouldn't mind at all if she was gargling and blowing cum bubbles while waiting between loads.
Then, instead of swallowing all those loads like a champ, she lets it spill out of her mouth and all over her chin, neck, tits and stomach. I'd be off to the s... Continue»
Sanitary stop - part zero
My late uncle was a dedicated driver. He would always refuse an unnecessary sanitary stop. "Not until I need more gas. You can lose your overweight of water later. Just tied it up boy! Hehehe ;-)P". Of course, I tried to tie it up ...
But my unexperienced fondling to find the right knot which would work plus a full bladder growing from drinking so much in the hot weather, made me wonder whether it would be possible. The task more difficult as the tension mounted in my member.
I wondered, while he speeded down the left lane, how to solve my penible pred... Continue»
Me, my friends and my flat mate spontainiously went out for a drink, we carried on the party back at our flat where the conversation went on about sex and **** sizes, me and my girls asked how big my flatemates was but he just shyed away so we thought we'd get him d***k.... as the night went on he got so d***k he passed out and thats when we started to have our fun.
We tied him up just incase he woke then unzipped his trousers and pulled the down... We all gasped in shock to how tiny and shrivelled up his **** was, one of my friends said she'd never seen one that small... EVER!!! another co... Continue»
we were at the beach at weekend and had been there about an hour, when a old guy and his wife set up near us, i could not understand why as there was plenty of space,but i knew why when i caught him watching the wife,we went for a meal and a few drinks,when we got back to the beach the old couple were just passing us,we had been back about 15 mins when i could see the wife had gone to sl**p, she was lay on her side, so i thought i would have some fun,i pulled her top tit out of her siwmsuit so it looked like it had fell out,she was facing where the old couple were set up,it was about 10mins la... Continue»
THE STRANGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE
It was on the top shelf on an old bookcase, covered with dust and barely visible. Lisa decided she had to find out what it was. Of all the things in the old junk shop, it aroused her curiosity most. She had looked through old books, prints, and postcards for hours. Nothing had caught her interest. Now the old box, high and out of reach, intrigued her. She looked around for the old man who ran the store. But he had gone into the back room. She saw a stepladder across the room and brought it over to the bookcase. It shook on the uneven floorboards as she climbed to t... Continue»
A new study recently released by researchers purports to show that men who surf porn at the office are up to 69 percent more likely to be promoted to a management position when compared to men who refrain from such activities.
In another surprising discovery based on the same research, scientists reported that as many as 6.9 percent of male white collar employees spend at least two hours per day viewing pornography on any given work day, with Wednesday being the day of peak porn viewing activity.
"It would be an understatement to say that we were thrilled to uncover these results," sai... Continue»
hey guys n girls if you like these feel free to come back every week for a new 1 :) if theres a typo im sorry,
she was stood there in the morning awaiting to go to school, she was wearing her uniform, her hair in a ponytail, gorgeous face, her shirt so small and tight, cleavage hanging out from the top, she wears the shortest skirts, and stockings, she leans over the kitchen table to reach her school bag, the glow of her amazing ass so round and plump, she was wearing tight white nickers and they made her ass look so smooth it was perfect.
She left the house, she a... Continue»
I came home from school today to find the house empty, where was mum, I went to the back door and saw her in the garden. sunbathing, I stepped out towards her and noticed she was naked so I stopped. As I gazed at her I saw she was lying on her back on the lawn with her legs spread wide and held in the air, her hand reached between her legs and was moving up and down. Then I heard her talking to herself. " Fuck me, Fuck me, fuck me johnny. thats it fuck my ass, fuck your mummy." I stepped forward and spoke, "mummy" "yes Johnny" your a bit noisy today remember the n... Continue»
I sat at the Breakfast table with my head down, as I shovelled a spoonfull of Cheerios in my mouth mom broke the silence. "So how was tits?" she asked. "I'm sorry what?" I asked not sure what I heard was right. "How was it, your birthday I mean? Get any good gifts from you friends at school?" My mind flashed back to Mrs. Macy f***efully fucking me in her office and I must've smiled because mom said "That good huh?"
"Yeah it was..umm...one for the record books." I said with a smile. "Are you finished?" Mom said gesturing to the empty bowl. "Yeah, here." I said handing it to he... Continue»
LOL ok peeps heres a crazy story about my first sexual experience. I met this beautiful chick named Raven we were about 11-12 at the time she was older and we both went to school together we were Very good friends(too bad i cant find her anymore:( ). We would always play house inside this playhouse that was at this park..................
Okay so I have been thinking about it for a while but today I did it, I went into the premises and up the stairs and waited my turn.
A gorgeous young lady beckoned me in to a room where I took clothes off, not all of them, just some.
Then she sat me in a reclining chair and started to play with my nipples! Now I do not get a hard on nowadays but I definitely got a flicker in the knickers so to speak.
She very carefully massaged one and then the other and did all manner of horny things with her hands.
Then after a moment or two she smiled nicely at me and 'HOLY FUCKING OUCH!!' That... Continue»
"You've got to be k**ding!" I shouted out loud.
"Whoever thought to name a town that, must have had a huge hairy pussy fetish!"
"WELCOME TO BIG BEAVER PA." The sign said.
I had almost arrived at my new home in Pleasant Town Pa. population 55,000.*
There was no way I could concentrate on my language learning tapes now, not when I was this close to my destination.
Plus my mind was wandering too much anyway. Seeing that "Big Beaver" sign reminded me of my old college days.
Up near Albany NY there's a town everyone refers to ... Continue»