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well this story wont be nice n sext and if your tryin to rub one out
forget it. Lol this wil just be an awkward story.. I was fifteen at
the time. My boyfriend of nine months was s*******n. Hmmm let
me tell about our first date first (lol sorry) Chris was my
boyfriends name. Chris came over to my house and me and him sat
in my houses' extra rooms. We played video games. Doing shy little
stuff. We was still fifteen and s*******n. Then when it was time
for him to go we hugged... Then kissed. We kissed for like five
minutes i swear. Before this kiss i was a nice little virgin that has
well last night i was watching football when i get a knock at the window. its the chav crew. its jason, nicky and jamie. anyway they want to come in. the house was empty so i let them in
They want a shag off me so i said ok, anyway the car comes up the drive its the f****y so i quicky get them out of the house through the window.
anyway as i do that jamie and nicky leg it over the wall. jason however just hides. i go to door open it and then go see f****y into house. i say im just getting a drink of mountain dew out of the shed. we keep some pop in there along with other tinned stuff( ... Continue»
One summer for about a month before classes were to start, I was having sex between 6 to 7 times a day with three different girls. None of the girls knew about each other, TILL the day after school started. After they found out about each other, I was cut off and didn’t have sex, and boy did I have blue balls.
About a week after the girls found out about each other I fell asl**p in class and started having a dream about one of the girls giving me a blow job. All of a sudden my friend who was sitting besides me nudged me awake, and I awoke just at the boundary of the point of no return. I tr... Continue»
This a true, short, and funny story that involves sexual nature. But no sex within the characters of the story itself.
It was the late 70's or early 80's I can't remember which, and I was young. Very young... Definitely before puberty. My s****r as well, and she was 3 yrs older than me. Her and I were so excited that day. We couldn't wait for it to get dark. Why? Well my parents were going to take my s****r and I to the drive in theater to see the Disney movie, Cinderella.
So all day my s****r and I we kept asking, are we leaving yet? No not yet, go outside and play! So as the day we... Continue»
'I absolutely despise you… you know that don't you?'
She lowers her head in shame and replies just audibly: 'Yes.'
'You've let yourself go over the years… you used to be pretty… very pretty… and slim… now look at you…'
Standing before me next to the bed, in the hotel room, is Claudia and she is naked. She wants me to fuck her more than I want to fuck her and because there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world she is going to have to pay with a beating; maybe bl**d too.
'I'm sorry… I attempted to lose some weight for you… I really did…'
'You didn't try very hard did you…... Continue»
I'll never forget when she told me she shaved.
It caught me off gurd .after all we were eating at a barbecue restraunt.I thought she meant her legs.she said "no,down there".February 1998. She has yet to grow back her full bush. She said she likes it better.I was always hoping I would get to see all the pussy hair she could grow.After all she is a hot mexican MIlf but she just stays my friend.I like to take her shopping and at times buy her clothes,dresses,outfits,shoes and yes,pantys.little does she know when I buy her panties without her,I usually bust a nut on them.I know she doesn't wash a... Continue»
I was in gym class as a freshman in highschool, and we had the ever present awkward class where the boys and girls separate to learn about our sexuallity. (although as like right now it seems everyone had already explored theirs but me) and the learning set today was on safe sex. we learned about all different kinds of birth control from condoms to pills to "pulling-out" to diaphrams. all of it was very awkwards and so-far useless to me in my sexless life. so the assignment when we got home that day was to try on condoms they passed out to the class. surprisingly enough, the school didn't skim... Continue»
I awoke to the annoying loud sound of my alarm going off.
I turned it off and laid in my bed for a few moments contemplating the day ahead. It suddenly dawned on me that I'm very likely to run into those cruel girls from yesterday again, and a big grin crept across my face.
I jumped out of bed, bounced around getting dressed putting on my silly uniform, ran down the hall to the bathroom, brushed my teeth and combed my messy bedhead hair.
"Have a nice day!" I cheerily told my reflection in the mirror, and hopped off down the stairs and rushed out the door. I was so excited, for the f... Continue»
WHEN I WAS 13 I USE TO GET IN TROUBLE ALOT. SO MY MOM SENT ME TO LIVE WITH HER AUNT. SHE WAS OLD SCHOOL..... WHEN I MEAN OLD SCHOOL SHE WOULD BEAT MY ASS FOR ANY LITTLE THING I DID OUT OF LINE. WELL THIS ONE TIME IT WAS EARLY Saturday MORNING. I HAD A MORNING WOOD THAT JUST WOULDN'T GO WAY! SO I STARTED TO JERK IT...... BRINGING A NOT SO QUIET MOAN FROM MY LIPS................ NO WAY SHE HERD ME. SHE GOES OUT ON THE PORCH AND DRINKS HER COFFEE. I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO IT......WHEN I HERD A SCREAM!! YOU DIRTY LIL FU#KER!! SHE YANKED ME UP PUT ME OVER HER KNEES. I WAS ALREADY CRYING NOT THI... Continue»
The idea of Soul Mates started with Greek Philosopher Plato. He proposed that long ago Humans were giants with two heads, four arms and four legs. But Zeus King of the Gods feared their power and split everyone apart. It is that drive to complete ourselves that fuels the search for the Soul Mate.
I was never one to believe in such nonsense, then I met Erin. There was just something about her that resonated with me. Where most people could see her tough angry shell I saw the scared and vulnerable girl within.
And so it was that a Month later I announced my epic plan.
"I'm gonna make... Continue»
Friday 5th September 2003 - I'm off on a long weekend. I'm sat on a train and my eventual destination is East Croydon though I will have to change at Haslemere.
I have arranged to meet and have a drink with a certain Mistress V with regards to my suitability to become her sub – it's only a preliminary meeting and I haven't brought along my favourite plastic beach shoe or garden cane.
For some reason I recall a paragraph I once read many years ago in a book about sexual perversion something along the lines that: The whip cracking, leather clad, fierce, obedience seek... Continue»
now this is some shit thats hrd to belive
never could i ever imagined what was going to happen to me
as i lay therelost in a dream filled with differentwoman in front of me
somewere black somewere whitethe majority looked like white but as i stared getting to know each one it was clearthat race didnt really appear wellat least 2 me it didnt becausetheonlything i saw were nice shaped bodys notthe way u would think...but niced shaped in a way that appealed...to me...
the roundest of tits the thickness in there assess and legs u see i like that shit it turns me on callme different call mewron... Continue»
As we explore our developing sex-life (not bad to be able to say that after nearly 12 years together) I asked K to tell me something she'd like that she'd never tried. The answer came back "a strap-on". Now I'm the "more than a mouthful's a waste" size and she's tight and beautiful - and so the idea of a hollow strap-on grew. Not too large. But something we could enjoy.
I had a look on the internet - but we decided to go through Soho and see what we could find. We tried Anne Summers, very little to choose, and Coco de Mere which was lovely but didn't have anything hollow. So we went down ... Continue»
for a long time I look at all the horny women here on the forum and rub my little willy in front of the monitor. Since no one can suffer me, my mother had always hung me as c***d sausages about the neck so that at least the dogs play with me. Now, I wanted to play along here so gladly and post also horny picture on the hamster. But from where should I take them? Not a single healthy woman wants to have me however. Therefore, I have ordered a whore from the lokal advertising. My Harz4 money has not been enough for a pretty one then however, but an ugly came to visit me at home and I was allowed... Continue»
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.
My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over by her house, She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had fee... Continue»
My name is Tim.
I'm white, 18 about 6' tall brown hair with light stubble. I'm a freshman at Flowood university in California. It's my first time out of my home state of Arkansas. So far all I can say is that the people here are beautiful. I, on the other Hand, am not as good looking. Not to say that am ugly I'm just very average. I'm staying in a coed dorm on the north side of the school.I can't help but notice that my dorm is girl heavy. Heh I think this is going to be a great year. Room 218. I walk in to find a shirtless guy unpacking. He turns around and says "Oh hey I'm Jones Bakerson."... Continue»
when my wife has had a drink, she falls a sl**p and is out cold for thirty to fouty mins,last year on vacation we had been out drinking got back to the hotel room and with in no time she was fast a sl**p, so i stripped her naked left her spread on top of the bed and called room service, as they knocked on the door i hid in the bathroom and shouted door open just leave it on the table,i could see thought the gap in the door as he came in he just stopped pushing the cart and stood there looking at her, i watched him put the stuff out but all the time he was looking at her,i flushed the toilet an... Continue»
it was a friday night mom and dad decided to go out for the evening leaving sam and anna alone for the evening sam always thought that his step s*s was hot but never had the balls to tell her instead he would just peep on her every chance that he could like when she was in her room undressing getting ready for a bath well one day anna forgot to shut the door not thinking anyone was home she went to the bathroom to get in the shower and b4 she did she began to masterbate on the toilet her step b*****r came around the corner and caught her playing with herself he became very hard but was embars... Continue»
It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around my mind
Thinking of some way,
to release it.
I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bl**d started to boil,
Ow, Ow, Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
My boy friend has an uptown office with a sexy leather couch. Every now and then I stop by and bring lunch (great girlfriend, right?) We're hanging out alone in the office, and of course, pretty soon we start kissing and stripping off our clothes.
So we start having sex--first, I'm on top, then he moves around and we're having sex with him behind me. All of a sudden, the phone rings. He looks on the caller ID and it's an important client! He has to answer the phone, but we don't want to stop having sex. So my boyfriend gets the phone. So HE'S TALKING TO HIS CLI... Continue»