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Platonic Hazard

The resounding crash as feet hit water. Ragged breathing. Hearts pumping a mile a minute. I could still hear them behind me. They were shadows in the night, but still tired just as easily. I ran through another puddle, giving them insight as to how far ahead I was...but also how far behind me they were. Minutes after I had ran through the water, I heard the same puddle being disrupted and allowed myself a little grin. Ahead of me an alley way opened into a dead end. I didn't realize this until I had reached the end of it. Staring around myself for any sign of escape I turned when a harsh chuck... Continue»
Posted by Androidbarbie2068 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 374  |  
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the traffic jam wank

Hello everyone again. Diary time again. This goes back to when we were just married and is from one of her last diaries, its one of the few stories that I was in! M came off the pill 15 years ago and since then, apart from a couple of deliberate occasions, I can’t cum inside her so we find alternative ways of bringing each other off. We both enjoy playing so the tenderness of being close together telling sexy stories ticks so many boxes. A number of yeas ago we had gone north to see my parents and were driving back home to London down the motorway. We had set off early in the morning to get b... Continue»
Posted by roman64 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 571  |  
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net ki dosti se chudai tak‏

Hey friend I'm sexy boy or main delhi main rahta hun mujhe kafi time ho gaya hai sex stories read kerte hue. Aaj main aapko aapni ek real story batata hun. Baat un dino ki hai jab main naya naya chating kerne laga tha tab meri ek net friend bani ushka naam tha chanchal jo delhi main rahti hai. Main har roj ushke sath chat kerta tha. Or chat kerte kerte pata nahi hum kab ek dusre ki sari baaten jan gaye. Ushne mujhe bataya ki ushko sex bahut pasand hai to ek din main ush se milne chala gaya.. Tab ushne program banaya or hum dono ushki ek friend ke ghar chale gaye. Waha per ushki ek friend pahle... Continue»
Posted by sexyboy530 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 128  |  
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Flashing

Just a quick story about me at work, i work in a well known store and i love to wear my uniform skirt with tiny see through pantys. When i'm stocking shelves or sitting on the tills i make sure that customers get a good view. I've been very wet more than once because it turns me on knowing the view there getting, i even let one hunky guy touch me through my knickers when no one was looking, how risky but he had a massive bulge. My top is also white and see through and i'll often go braless again letting the customers see my boobs and nipples i love it, need to be careful though if i'm caught i... Continue»
Posted by punter22 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 732  |  
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Sarah and Nicole go Shopping (part two)

Please see part one for the explanation to this extract.

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By five o’clock, Sarah had had enough and called a time out. Nicole’s enthusiasm for spending Daniela’s money had worn her out and in any case if it continued like this, Sarah grumbled, then Daniela would be reduced to busking on street corners to make ends meet. Besides, the day was still warm enough to make the prospect of a glass of beer on a sunny cafe terrace an inviting prospect. Wearily Sarah deposited her bags beside a free table and lowered herself gratefully into a... Continue»
Posted by Mikebasil 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 967  |  
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One Night in April: Part 2

It had always been a fantasy of mine to have sex in the shower. To have a hot chick caress my naked body while hot soapy water cascaded over us. Never in my wildest dreams did I think my Best Friends s****r would be that woman. It didn't even occur to me that she'd be staring up at me with her emerald eyes as she absolutely devoured my hard cock.

"Stop that tickles!" April giggled as I gently ran my fingers through her hair.

"I'm not doing anything." I said.
"It's your cock, it's poking my butt cheek."

I looked down at my lap and sure enough my erect dick was poking April's cheek... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 629  |  
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Lunch Break

part 2 continuation of "Wake Up!"

After this morning's "wake up" I couldn't focus on work all morning
my thoughts are of nothing but you
your flawless creamy white skin, ample breasts and firm round ass
the scent of your perfume
your light brown hair that frames your angelic face
the pout of your full luscious lips
and your eyes, I lose myself in their dreamy caramel luster
I arrive at our meeting spot, the drinking fountain by the supply closet
you're not there, you're late
we only have 30 minutes for lunch
you said that you had a surprise for me
what could it be...
a new rest... Continue»
Posted by CMStivy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 319  |  
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After Work Surprise

part 3 continuation of "Lunch Break"

I arrive home before you
no surprise...you went in to work an hour later today
I stop by the fridge and grab a beer
going to the bedroom I strip out of my work clothes...down to my boxers
tonight we're going out clubbing
"Let's see...what to wear...what to wear..."
looking in the closet I select a pair of jeans that I know you like
they're somewhat tight...but you like the way they show off my ass
now for a shirt...hmmmm...we'll go with the light blue button down you gave me last Christmas
it's your favorite...you say that it accentuates my bl... Continue»
Posted by CMStivy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 440  |  
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New Rain

I said something wrong, you’re angry. Pacing back and forth you pause and look over at me. You turn away, reach for your keys and head for the door.

“No” I cry out as I run to you “don’t go.”

You are already out the door headed to your truck, when you reach the tailgate to close it you feel my hands grab your arm.

As you turn your head in the darkness you see me. My hair already drenched from the rain, my tender eyes pleading with you to stay, to love me, my flowered sundress soaked and clinging to the sexy curves of my body.

You turn your body towards mine. I can see your d... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 433  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 5

Dennis The Menace: Part 5 - The sl**p Over
by Sniper32

One Thursday evening, Alice was in her bedroom getting ready for bed, she had
just got out of the shower and was sitting naked at her make up table putting
on moisturizer, when her son Dennis walked into the room and sat on the end
of her bed. He watched her apply the lotion to her elbows and knees. "Mom
come over here and lay down and let me do that for you" he said.

So she got up and went over to the bed an laid down on it. Dennis took the
lotion from her an squirted some on his hands an started to applying it on
her l... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2695  |  
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Woman's Story: First Fingering

When I had my first fingering, I was fresh out of high school and had just met the man who became my husband. He was a few years older than me but still a virgin and I was his first girlfriend. I too was a virgin. It was two weeks after we started dating that he wanted to fuck me. I wanted to fuck him too. He came by one night and we were out in the front of my parents’ house. We started kissing and he started to feel me up. He slipped his hand underneath my shirt and starting playing with my swollen nipples. Gosh, that felt good. He lowered himself down and starting sucking on them. Then h... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 647  |  
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Mind-Blowing Head

It''s story time. My first time story so take it easy on me. The year was 2005. I had been separated from my wife forever, and we were pretty much done anyways. I always joke and say I was married on a Monday and in the club by Friday lol. Anyways my best friend decided I needed to go with him to his home one weekend. I figured why not. He had a girlfriend who had a friend who wanted to meet up. I was like cool, let's go. We get to my friends moms house(who happened to be out of town) that Friday nite. Me and my friend start drinking and his girl calls and says they are on they're way. 30 mins... Continue»
Posted by nasty2012 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 724  |  
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Story: Body Shots




I had been without sex for a long time. I went to the bar one evening & visited with some male friends, none of them had ever appealed to me. We lived in a very small town where everyone knows each other. Aside from the bartender, I was the only woman in the place. James came into the bar and started visiting with my friends. He worked in town and lived in another town. I was immediately attracted to him. I had never seen him before. We made... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 454  |  
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A chance encounter with my former slut slave mistr

A chance encounter with my former slut slave mistress

I am in the Kroger grocery in Toco Hills in Decatur GA, picking up some toothpaste, and you happen to have stopped in there to get an appropriately sized cucumber in the produce section on your way home from your swing-dance class.
It’s a shocking “OMG” moment. Neither of us really knows what to say, but you look fabulous in your swing skirt and I’m in a tank top.
We’re both thinking … we should just say hi and keep on walking, but we can’t take our eyes off each other. You just look great. I can’t speak for you but it ... Continue»
Posted by emorymed 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 328  |  
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Sexy Studying Sessions!

Honor looked at me from across the bed and caught my eyes staring at her fiery red hair.

"Are you ok Tommy," She asked, "I really need you to help me with these Maths problems and then we can concentrate on Physics"

We were both 16 and in Year 11 at our school. We had been good friends for ages and as our exams were fast approaching she had asked me to help her with her Maths, and in return i asked her to help me with my Physics. I had fancied her like mad for years but had never had the courage to ask her out.

"Yeah, i'm fine, just distracted a little." I replied, never taking my eye... Continue»
Posted by tomtheaussie 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 651  |  
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Alternate Therapy

My name is Natalie Smart. I am currently studying for my Phd in Classical Literature at a large university in Eastern England. I find my studies absorbing and I guess most will call me bookish if not actually a prude. It's not that I don't get on with people, I can be very sociable whenever I want to, it's just that I quickly tire of them, finding most of them shallow and in the case of the men, interested in one thing and one thing only. Unfortunately I am frequently pestered as I am judged to be quite pretty. My breasts are larger than average, I have a heart shaped face with flashing brown ... Continue»
Posted by maverick3489 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
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The Butterfly

I enjoy working behind the bar, serving drinks,cheeky banter with boobs like mine
I am eye candy behind the bar, the other good thing is I get to find items left behind by the general public.
It was on such an occasion that I found THE BUTTERFLY!
What's that I hear you shout,it's a sex toy,pretty sophisticated one, a bullet shaped body with two wings on elastic thong, plus a remote control. Totally wireless, abandoned under a table, maybe the bright pink carrier bag was a bit girly for the stud muffin who left it!
Opening the bag imagine my surprise when finding a box with German words Sc... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 406  |  
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help me finish!!!

Ok so obviously that's not the name of this story, but I am having trouble taking this story where it needs to go. I was perfectly fine when I started but I seem to have a bit of a block and looking for help. I am pretty open and usually just write off the cuff... so if any of you would like to help and have some ideas it would be incredibly helpful. Let me know either by pm or posting a comment here. Would love any suggestions! thank you!

"Fuck!!!!", slamming my hand on the door. I can't believe I locked myself out. It's late August and there is a definite chill in the air. Well so m... Continue»
Posted by candicanne 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 339  |  
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One Night in April: Part 4

My name is August Fahey and two years ago I started secretly dating my best friends 16 year old s****r April Hunter. When I left for college we continued seeing each other long distance. To keep up appearances we'd go out on dates with other people but remain faithful to one another. I'd go home on Holidays and we'd sneak away together and elevate our pent up sexual frustration in (as the k**s say) marathon fuck sessions.

Time passed and we grew even closer. When April graduated Highschool she applied for Larchmont University, my school. I was ecstatic, but her mother had reservations espe... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 506  |  
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First time FAIL

6/13/2012 *name used pseudonyms, but based on true events*

One of my friends, Brad, was having a kickback. Nothing major Him 3 other friends me and our female friend in the group Veronica. SO as you can imagine from a bunch of game artists and programmers it was a pretty standard night. Video games, beer, music, a comic book argument about Before Watchmen which almmost came to blows and so on. 2 of the guys left early around 11 p.m. because they had work in the morning. Leaving Veronica, Brad, Tyrone, and myself. Tyrone had the most to drink that night and violated the alcoholics sacred hym... Continue»
Posted by GamerDick 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 502  |  
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