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He was very handsome and very curious to certain sexual acts. He had been longing for a woman to take him anally, he spent most of his masturbating thinking of his dream woman all in black leather, thigh high boots, and she place’s his collar around his neck leading him into her private room with all of her toys for pleasure with the attached leash. She smiled at him seeing he was nervous being with her, his eyes widened when she picked up her flogger and began strapping her hand.

“I think you have been a very naughty boy.” She told him in an almost eerie whisper.

“Yes Mistress, I have ... Continue»
Posted by JOHNFINASMITH 10 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 482  |  
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One of my fantasies come true


My partner and I share a fantasy about me watching her have sex with another man more me than her at this point. She is seriously the best partner in the world and has started to have a seriously sexual side to her more so now than when we first met, we decided that we would go for it even tho she was still abit unsure about it...i joined a online dating site and made her profile pic to one where she was all done up ready to go out with her short blonde hair and I tight short blk dress, it wasn't long until we found a guy called mark for her to date. Colette went on a couple of nights out, ... Continue»
Posted by Howie2069 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1435  |  
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Katherine, every guy's teacher fantasy (a sto

Around 3 weeks ago in September I caught a serious illness by unknown reasons. Due to that, I stayed out of school for two days (Thursday and Friday.) On that Thursday there was a test being administered by Ms. Smith , my art teacher. The Monday after my two-day absence I was planning or more so of debating whether or not I should make up my test that I missed. I knew I had a test but I just didn’t tell my mother because knowing her she may have sent me to school. Two weeks later however which would be today (Monday) during my 7th period which would also be her class, she told me that I have... Continue»
Posted by blackwanker96 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2092  |  
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sex joke


Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How... Continue»
Posted by lonlyold 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1094  |  
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The initiation of a Sex Slave Mommy


I kneed meekly in front of my 18-year-old(**Edited**) son with hands behind my back in a submissive posture. I was visibly trembling with nervous anticipation. Ashok looked down at my scantily clad sexy body with both love and lust in his eyes.

"Mom, you were a vision when you walked up to me, so graceful yet sinfully erotic, a sex goddess and a sluttish whore roll into one! I just love you in this outfit. I think from now on you're going to dress like this or in a sexy French maid uniform without the underwear, otherwise yo
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 9 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6512  |  
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home but not alone

This morning when waking up, as always, i go straight to the toilets, scratching carelessly my f****y jewels. I just forgot for a second that my cousine was at home since yesterday evening. She's there standing in the corridor staring at me. Such an uncomfortable feeling grows in me...

Now she's enjoying her breakfast, i go to the bathroom, washing myself and here comes my morning boner without warning, i start wanking, lightly, and once again i just forgot i'm not alone, and the door is not locked and there she's entering the bathroom, hopefully i was not moaning her name...

Now she'... Continue»
Posted by tibubusiko 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 795  |  
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The Future Of Sex

It's the thirty first century and I'm a cop who just completed an assignment. Me and my parner busted some d**g kingpin importing d**gs from another planet making a killing. The d**g was similar to cocaine but only stronger and the both of us came and closed up shop permanently. Afterwards I went straight home and took a long warm shower. I stood there and let the water come crashing down my body feeling all the tension float away after a long day of catching the bad guys and kicking ass. ... Continue»
Posted by Wordman 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 764  |  
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SELFSUCKING WITH GINA

I was just 16 years old, still slim and quite flexible. I went through puberty early at 13 and as my hormones went into overdrive a lot of things started changing, My pubes grew in and my cock grew out, I would get a boner every time in the showers after GYM class surrounded by all the other guys in my class. My best friend at the time was also in a similar way. He live a block over from me and we would often camp out in my tent in the back yard. I kept a stash of girly magazines for us to look at and we had fun talking about girls and getting horny. We we're not shy about getting naked and ma... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1422  |  
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I just had this great bus ride ... So did I!

As soon as I understood why there's a difference between boys and girls I felt I wanted to press my hard cock against a girl, or a woman.
I took every opportunity there was. Any queue was good for me, in school, waiting for the bus, whatever.
I tried to press my bulge against an ass, a hip or even a hand. Fully clothed, of course, but I had a some great teenage cum-in-my-pants experiences, mainly in crowded buses.
As I left my teens this urge of mine became more like an obsession. I seldom took the quick way back home after work, I usually picked the most crowded bus, just to make sure I ... Continue»
Posted by trevor54a 10 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 67  |  
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Sexual Participation

Image of perfection
Object of an affection in sexing
Fantasizing freaky positions of you in submission
Pushing pulling twisting and moaning
A Place where I could store my erection
Splendid features
Tongue kissing fucking
Look up cause I got mirrors on the ceiling
Reflecting your ass bouncing silly
Soon as you come in right away
If you’re willing
Splay your legs open
Game played by 2
My sexual motivation
Got you yelling spots for me to do?
Amazed by the way you grind
Just for fun
I bet ill make you cum 61 times
First before insertion let me heat it up
Beat it up when ... Continue»
Posted by Emeze 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 166  |  
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joke!

litlle girl and his father in the park!
girl; look dady the dog's fucking!
dady; do'not see there,i'ts not for you!!
girl; i' know,buth make me so hard............. Continue»
Posted by kurvika 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 479  |  
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As I fucked slut

This slut I saw when she left the store. She was twenty years old. She unsuccessfully catching a taxi. I approached her from behind, and that there are f***es punched her in the head. This bitch has fallen to the ground, and I climbed on her and began to fuck on the street. She began to cry:
"Oh, Fuck, Fuck me!" I've never fucked. Fuck "
Its by a dick I broke her hymen. And she screamed, "Fuck, Fuck."
I felt that I wanted to finish. I turned this whore to her face, and finished it on the snout. She was licking my cum from his snout.
"Give me your phone&qu... Continue»
Posted by Sexual_Maniac 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 335  |  
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Car Wars

Car Wars.. Chevy Corvette Vrs Toyota Prius.
I wrote once that God Drives a Chevy Corvette, Toyota Prius was made by the Devil. Only one person ever said anything about that. She wrote to me and said " But Prius cars are great for giving abortions in!"
It hurt... It was like a knife was thrust into my V8 heart. So I wrote this.
I'm not sure if I could describe in detail the power felt when shifting that Corvette from Second gear to third, at 4500 RPMs... You can feel the mechanics like the bolt action on a powerful rife, slowly but firmly pushing the projectile into the tight virgin barrel.... Continue»
Posted by VampireVan 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 115  |  
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Women want More

The pillow talk of new millennium couples in the 2010 INDIA TODAY-AC Nielsen-ORG MARG sex survey tells an unprecedented story of women's arou*al being thwarted and of romance gone sour. Call it the Eat Pray Love moment in the life of the modern Indian woman. Just as the lead character, Elizabeth Gilbert (Julia Roberts in the film) was asked by her Balinese healer to "pray for sex", the survey finds Indian women meditating intently on the prayer beads of fulfilling and wholesome sex.

Shatter those stereotypes that tell you women are not as interested in sex as men are. Overturn the idea that... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 127  |  
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Does my bra fit?

Heat-activated, anti-wrinkle, iPod-charging … today's bras are about as high-tech as computers. They have complex support systems and multiple operating modes. They're priced just a bit shy of a PC.

The quest for the perfect bra can lead women to extremes of shopping, trying on and spending without ever finding the One. And there's a reason for that: There is no perfect bra. High-tech bells and whistles and the brand new, ultimate design are just the side show. The main event is much simpler. It's the fit.

A well-fitting bra does two things: It supports and it enhances. Holds 'em and sha... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 513  |  
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Sex on omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hey


You: hi


You: asl ?


Stranger: 15 f usa


Stranger: U?


You: 16 m france


You: are you sexy ?


Stranger: Yeah


Stranger: U?


You: tall, athletic body with 6 packs and blue eyes


Stranger: umm yeah ur sexy


Stranger: I'm shot, thin, athletic, blue eyes, blonde hair, and tan


Stranger: Short*


You: hmm you're sexy too


Stranger: Thanks


You: so have you a bf ?


Stranger: No


You: so you masturbate ?


Stranger: Yeah


You: how much o... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 336  |  
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omegle

You: kool so u two r wet?? hahaha jk;)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and horny
Stranger: chsahahha
You: haha really?
Stranger: yep
You: u guys wanna blow me??
Stranger: yep
Stranger: come here
Stranger: you won'y reagret it
You: comes to u
Stranger: ok we ll waitn to u darlig <3
Stranger: 69
You: ok
Stranger: oooh
You: what kinda panties u got on
Stranger: white small panties
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: and no bra
You: mmmm u got big tits\
Stranger: yeees
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: like texas !!!!
You: mmm
Stranger: what u wanna do with them ?:>
You: play with them
Stranger: ... Continue»
Posted by bluenative 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 272  |  
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Payback Time




When I was s*******n, I went to a club with my boyfriend, we had been having some troubles lately, so we went just for a good time. I could tell he was looking at every woman except me, so I pretended to look at every man except him. Just as I had hoped, he got jealous and left to "go to the bathroom." Naturally he didn't come back, so then this cute guy walked over and asked if he could join me. I said yes and we talked. When he found out my boyfriend h... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 921  |  
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Stitches

Friend did this yesterday....if you like people doing dumb stuff watch it....mortar tube hits my friend ends up with 4 stitches

http://youtu.be/942tpVYPyRQ[/video]... Continue»
Posted by ryancarolinaboi 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 200  |  
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KILTS!

Hi everyone!
This is Ian, and I have an interesting experience to share:
I was inside the Rio Casino in Vegas two days ago at around 1 am, wearing one of my numerous kilts as usual. Now.....
A group of 6 or 7 drop-dead gorgeous Asian girls were walking toward me, noticed my kilt, started exclaiming (something or other), and when they got to me, started taking turns lifting my kilt! Well, I let them do this for a few minutes, then it hit me: There's cameras in these casinos! So regrettably, I shooed them away. Well, a couple guys were watching the whole scene, and afterward, they came up to ... Continue»
Posted by columbia_river_couple 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 583  |  
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