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The Woman who f***ed Me to Ejaculate Inside of Her

I may have recounted the story of the BBW who f***ed me to cum inside her as a comment on another story. But I was re-reading my diary from 1997 when I had this experience and I can now add details which are now refreshed after having read my entry from Sunday, February 8, 1997. I was a sophomore in college at the time.

To be sure, I've had some awesome pussies that I've had to be careful with in regards to not cumming when it came to thin females too. But I still think that there's something different and magical about the BBW's vagina.

I had met this BBW, Christine, and we got sexual... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Relief on the Road

I had been teasing my fiancé for a while at home. I would kiss his neck, slip my hand down his pants, and play with him until he got hard. Then I would stop altogether. I would do this off and on for a few hours at home. Then it was time for us to go out on our date. He was so worked up from me playing with his cock that he had become grumpy. So we got in the car and I started feeling bad for turning him on and then not making him cum. As soon as he pulled out of the driveway, I undid his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I leaned over and slowly slid my mouth down his shaft. He groa... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Truth About Swinging 4

You're looking through the websites,and you and your spouse are going over countless profiles, from countless swingers,from not only your state,but every state,and all over the world;single males,couples,and what youre gonna notice,is how FEW and FAR and in between,are the single females,who are looking to have sex with another COUPLE.This is all but non-existent,and we will be going over this in the "Holy Grail" chapter of this series.MOST of what you are going to see,are couples, singles males and a few women.You will notice that all of these couples are as varied and as different as they ca... Continue»
Posted by heretic1 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Dibs

None of my friends liked Dibs, I don't even
think they knew his real name, just the stupid
nickname some sarcastic teacher gave him.
Dibs was very quiet, never spoke much, seemed to
have no friends. None except me that is. My friends
made fun of him, teased him or ignored him. Well
everyone did really. But I liked him. I liked his
resilience, never seeming to care that he wasn't
part of the social scene. I liked the way that he
was so much clever than everyone, including the teachers
but he was never arrogant. In fact he tried to hide
his intelligence sensing that it ... Continue»
Posted by celcus 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Hollow Strap-on for her pleasure

As we explore our developing sex-life (not bad to be able to say that after nearly 12 years together) I asked K to tell me something she'd like that she'd never tried. The answer came back "a strap-on". Now I'm the "more than a mouthful's a waste" size and she's tight and beautiful - and so the idea of a hollow strap-on grew. Not too large. But something we could enjoy.

I had a look on the internet - but we decided to go through Soho and see what we could find. We tried Anne Summers, very little to choose, and Coco de Mere which was lovely but didn't have anything hollow. So we went down ... Continue»
Posted by chrisukbishare 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Tube Rendezvous

I check my watch: 10.31 perfect, I step onto the 3rd carriage of the tube at Oxford Circus, Central Line heading west. I check my mobile again, the text reads "10.31 Central line, 3rd carriage, OC, no undies ;) Bunty x"

I make my way to the corner of the packed tube, looking for the blonde haired woman, but no sign. At the next stop a sudden rush of people exiting and a new hoard entering. Suddenly I notice a shot of blonde hair moving towards me. The woman is close and has her back to me, she is dressed in a black jumper, black skirt, black stockings and a red jacket. I have a Gant shirt, ... Continue»
Posted by tallguy222 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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the true story of gs4love

for a long time I look at all the horny women here on the forum and rub my little willy in front of the monitor. Since no one can suffer me, my mother had always hung me as c***d sausages about the neck so that at least the dogs play with me. Now, I wanted to play along here so gladly and post also horny picture on the hamster. But from where should I take them? Not a single healthy woman wants to have me however. Therefore, I have ordered a whore from the lokal advertising. My Harz4 money has not been enough for a pretty one then however, but an ugly came to visit me at home and I was allowed... Continue»
Posted by gs4love-der-echte 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Coast is Clear

We sat on the side of the motorway bridge, on the earthen bank, partially hidden by some low bushes. Below us ran a cycle track, stretching under the bridge and far off into the distance, it forked on our side of the bridge and ran alongside the bank before disappearing into a small clump of trees beside the road.

I munched contentedly on my sandwiches while my friend was crunching down a bag of crisps. We were waiting for two more friends. The four of us usually met here on our lunch break in summer. It was a place where we could get away from the working environment of college, just visi... Continue»
Posted by Oxfordlad 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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sex party

This was to be my first time at the 'party' I didn't know exactly what was involved but I knew it was a privalige to be invited. I had provided a certificate from the clinic to say that I was free of sexual diseases and another to show that I was using birth control. Finally I had signed an agreement, although I wasnt sure what I was agreeing to as I wasn't alowed to read it.
So now I stood nervously before the table. Three people faced me, two men and in the middle a woman I didn't know. She spoke
"As we have a new member there will be only one name in the bowl... Continue»
Posted by celcus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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NYMPHOCOM - ch 02

The Mind Control Machine


Chapter 2 - Julie wants more


During the next few days I did not see Julie and, as her boyfriend was probably back, I did not want to check on her. I was concerned about what were her thoughts ... Would she go crazy about what she had done ? Had she noticed that she had been influenced by an outside f***e ? I did not want to try the NYMPHOCOM on another girl before having made sure that its waves were completely harmless, except for a girl's sexuality of course. I had checked the device entirely several times and apart for the orgasm triggered by the cum swa... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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I Am A Boy Why Cant I Wear Dresses Like My s****r

Watching My s****r With Her Boyfriend In The Livingroom...
When I was young around 8 or so. I began to notice the difference between me and my four older s****rs. They all have wonderful cloths, I had dull drab cloths. I had come across a "Sears Catalog" and hid behind a chair in the living room. As I was just engrossed in all the fine women's under things and wonderful dresses, my next oldest s****r (4 years older) looked over the chair top! I didn't see for sometime until she made a noise. I looked up and she had a look of wonderment. She asked "Just what are you up to there, mister?" I kn... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Cruel Prank


It was a Friday night, a cool breeze hanged in the dry spring night.

I was with my 3 friends celebrating Carol's 18th birthday, she was the last of our little gang to reach 18 and we had been drinking outside in the quiet green park. We were all sat around laughing sharing jokes and reminiscing about our school life together and what we're going to do in the future.

After a while, we were all feeling rather ditzy from the drink and started talking about pranks we've eached pulled on people.

"You remember that time we got Malyssa with the 'impossible sit-up' prank?"
Jenni asked laug... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over by her house, She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had fee... Continue»
Posted by moonrider 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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PartyPlanning Chp1. Pt1.

Sarah...


"This feels great. The sun is not to hot on my skin but it's a bright clear day, the ladies are running like clockwork and so am I. Ten, I think ten moms have strolled by, just like yesterday. I'm so glad I decided to workout in my garage. Chicks love to see a man workout, especially a single guy like me. Last minute of my work out and this new workout DVD "Get Slim 4 Fem" Has me in top shape. And the host, Princess!, her highness. What a bitch but if I could fuck her I'd never stop. Last minute gotta focus...

10 m... Continue»
Posted by cohonjames380 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Taboo  |  
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bbw wife

when my wife has had a drink, she falls a sl**p and is out cold for thirty to fouty mins,last year on vacation we had been out drinking got back to the hotel room and with in no time she was fast a sl**p, so i stripped her naked left her spread on top of the bed and called room service, as they knocked on the door i hid in the bathroom and shouted door open just leave it on the table,i could see thought the gap in the door as he came in he just stopped pushing the cart and stood there looking at her, i watched him put the stuff out but all the time he was looking at her,i flushed the toilet an... Continue»
Posted by jcz 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Wow my pregnant sister and me

Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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ISS Admin August 1, 2006 0 Comments
I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
Posted by sweet1003 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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I laid her down in the bathroom and took my place


When I was studying engineering, I was away from home. I used to go home on holidays. There was one housemaid who was working in my home. She was a very pretty married woman in her early thirties. I used to tease her, but at the same time I never missed a chance to praise her beauty. She took it very casually. One year I went home on SankranthI vacation. This housemaid was alone at home and said that my parents went to attend a function. After some time I went to take a bath. I asked the maid to bring me shampoo. I asked her to apply it on my head. She agreed, and tied her sari up somehow. S... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A new begining

I had just gotten a divorce with my wife of 15 years and had decided to start a new and move to Washington and with what Little money I had left I bought a condo on the outside of Seattle, and after a nights decided to spend a night out of the town. The city was amazing and as I walked down first ave when I saw a strip club, I figured why not I'll grab a drink. So I walked in and sat down. A heaver set woman came over dressed in a bright purple corset and asked me what ya have to doing darling, Ill take a Guinness I replayed and she walked away. She is kind of large for a strip club waitress I... Continue»
Posted by ivan7863 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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sex in the barn

Sex in the barn:

I walk into the barn and I saw Maggie bending over picking up a bale of hay , I walked behind her and grabbed her tits she dropped the bale of hay straight away ,I started to kiss her at the back of the neck and around to her ear ,my hand went under her shirt to find her large tits hugging them very tightly ,I could feel her nipples get hard ,I already had a hard on watching her bending over ,I could see the outline of her pussy in the tight leggings she had on ,I took her top off and undid her bra, her big tits bounced ,I turned her around and started to suck hard on her n... Continue»
Posted by alwaysREADY2please 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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