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My Greatest Fantasy (short true story)

Because practically no one will be reading this, let me tell all of you random but greatly appreciated people my biggest fantasy:

A lover of mine (or any hot/cute chick) is taking load after load into her open and willing mouth. She holds it all in her beautiful mouth until it's filled to the brim with semen. If she was up to it, I wouldn't mind at all if she was gargling and blowing cum bubbles while waiting between loads.

Then, instead of swallowing all those loads like a champ, she lets it spill out of her mouth and all over her chin, neck, tits and stomach. I'd be off to the s... Continue»
Posted by Haseo89 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My story lol

I work long, long hours at a New York digital media property that shall remain nameless. It's a super-crazy schedule and I am forever getting home at midnight, much to the dismay of my saintly, ever-patient husband Bill.

One night, when we had a crushing deadline and I was there until after midnight and had to come back in the office first thing the following morning, my (male) boss gave me an Ambien so I could sl**p easier that night and come in early the next day. There are about fifteen things wrong with this picture, now that I think about it, but that is the craziness that is my media... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Episode 33 - Truth or Dare

9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.

Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Surfing Porn at the Office Can Lead to a Promotion


A new study recently released by researchers purports to show that men who surf porn at the office are up to 69 percent more likely to be promoted to a management position when compared to men who refrain from such activities.

In another surprising discovery based on the same research, scientists reported that as many as 6.9 percent of male white collar employees spend at least two hours per day viewing pornography on any given work day, with Wednesday being the day of peak porn viewing activity.

"It would be an understatement to say that we were thrilled to uncover these results," sai... Continue»
Posted by krisp05 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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forbidden

I came home from school today to find the house empty, where was mum, I went to the back door and saw her in the garden. sunbathing, I stepped out towards her and noticed she was naked so I stopped. As I gazed at her I saw she was lying on her back on the lawn with her legs spread wide and held in the air, her hand reached between her legs and was moving up and down. Then I heard her talking to herself. " Fuck me, Fuck me, fuck me johnny. thats it fuck my ass, fuck your mummy." I stepped forward and spoke, "mummy" "yes Johnny" your a bit noisy today remember the n... Continue»
Posted by celcus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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More Than Just A Word

Beth smirked at her friend across the room and quickly sipped from her mid afternoon glass of Chablis in an attempt to stop herself from giggling. Jenna, her friend since school, wasn't fairing quite so well in stifling her own fit of girlish giggles. As her shoulders began to silently shake, Beth knew it was only a matter of time before her friend would let out her customary bizarre high pitched whine, which always preceded the inevitable complete break down into hysterics for both women.

Beth had been here many times before. Like the time, many years ago at a party, where Beth awoke to th... Continue»
Posted by stalfonzo 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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my new life...part 6

after awhile i fell asl**p....still stuck in my bondage..-----While she slept this is what was happening with her master------i slowley opened the door.i looked around not seeing the slave i loved so much...i went all around the house and...nothing.i went looking for her.i went past the drive way and saw a little drop of water towards the left of the drive way...it was one of her tears...i had the sudden urge to jolt that way,and i did just that. i went about 1/4 of a mile befor i came across drag marks and then tire traks.....oh shit.....she was looking for me..... she didnt run for fr... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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my new life...part 7

'niether is he! 'alexandras master yells.alexandra and i turn to see our beloved masters.' master!' we shout.'dont get so full of yourself leon' james laughed'same to you cathrine' said kiki. james walks up to me and puts the gun to my head.'tisk tisk,i still cant belive you threw it all away.' james sighed. james slowly reloaded the gun,wich was already loaded, to give it more power.he put it back to my head.'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!DONT HURT HER!!!' alexandra scremt thrashing about in his bonds.' HA! isnt this sweet!alexandra has fallin in love with her!HA!'james laughed.kiki laughed her gun pointed ... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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MORE OUCH ..

Okay so I have been thinking about it for a while but today I did it, I went into the premises and up the stairs and waited my turn.

A gorgeous young lady beckoned me in to a room where I took clothes off, not all of them, just some.

Then she sat me in a reclining chair and started to play with my nipples! Now I do not get a hard on nowadays but I definitely got a flicker in the knickers so to speak.

She very carefully massaged one and then the other and did all manner of horny things with her hands.

Then after a moment or two she smiled nicely at me and 'HOLY FUCKING OUCH!!' That... Continue»
Posted by AussieJonno 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The Coast is Clear

We sat on the side of the motorway bridge, on the earthen bank, partially hidden by some low bushes. Below us ran a cycle track, stretching under the bridge and far off into the distance, it forked on our side of the bridge and ran alongside the bank before disappearing into a small clump of trees beside the road.

I munched contentedly on my sandwiches while my friend was crunching down a bag of crisps. We were waiting for two more friends. The four of us usually met here on our lunch break in summer. It was a place where we could get away from the working environment of college, just visi... Continue»
Posted by Oxfordlad 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Mindy’s Story… An Apology

To all of you... To you frequent readers and contributors to xhamster… I owe you an apology for not following the examples I’ve noted in many of the posts on these pages… a sincere effort to record a fantasy or the memory of an event… and write about it in the best way possible for that contributing individual to express the pent up sexual arousal achieved by these memories or fantasies. I have enjoyed a stimulation or two from your stories… and applaud your sharing with any and all who would open your story and read your thoughts and desires. Many other po... Continue»
Posted by oldermale 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Who'd be in your ideal movie? Please read!

I'd love to see a lesbian film featuring Roxanne Pallet from Emmerdale and Helen Flanagan from Coronation Street. To those of you reading this who don't know who they are, just google their names, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Just imagine the 2 of them dressed in school uniforms eating each other out. Fucking amazing!
Now, as stunning as they may be, they are basically "normal" girls. It would be easy to say that you'd love to see Beyonce having her clit licked by Rihanna...(there's a thought!) Come on, boys and girls. I really want to hear who yo... Continue»
Posted by mrharvey 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Waiting

"Just a moment I would like to have a smoke before bed." Walking past the screen door I stop it before it slams but she heard the creeks I hear her steps down the white carpet stairs such a woman makes noise with every movement of her light frame that old screen door opens without a peep I know that darn thing doesnt like me. "Babe can you roll me one." my reply "yes" the cream paper already in my fingers I fold in half pinch the tabbacco then roll her fag hand her my flame she lites the glow set back stands far from the night sky a quick shine in her big blue eyes. "It may storm tonight, coul... Continue»
Posted by MattheMonster 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Dear Dirty Diary - last part

Dear Dirty Diary,

Giggles and whispers filtered through into my recurrent dream staring The Devil’s Dick. His big black penis stood fire hose stiff as I tore the wrapper off the extra large condom I took out of my purse. As I rolled the slippery latex sheath down his extraordinary erection, I was delighted to find it fit perfectly right down to its base. I cranked his seatback lower, whipped my jeans and panties off, swung my left leg over and straddled him. I centered the head of his penis in my pussy, and then let my shaking knees relax. His big knob popped in somewhat uncomfortably, b... Continue»
Posted by AdorableLaura 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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One-night stands more useful than you thought

Many surveys have suggested that the quality of a relationship is better for individuals who wait for things to get serious before having sex, in comparison to the those who become sexually involved right at the start. However, this new study found that a woman who is involved with a friend is 44 % more likely to stay committed and as for the men, the likelihood increases by 25%. If the same people were to get involved with a stranger or acquaintance, the odds increase by 30% for women and 43% for men.

"To have a meaningful relationship out of a one-night stand is absolutely wishful thinki... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Women Like To Cuddle After Sex

If you want a repeat performance from your lady friend, it might be a good idea to tap into your sensitive side and step your cuddle game up. Psychologist Susan Hughes said:

“Females placed an overall great importance than did males on all five items measured: intimate talking, kissing, cuddling and caressing, professing their love for their partner and talking about the relationship after sex. In contrast, men placed more importance on gaining extrinsic rewards after sex.”

And these extrinsic rewards include cigarettes, booze, etc.

So what is to be gained from this study (that survey... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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What Attracts Women

According to some studies, 3 out of 10 men are can attest that they really understand women.

The remaining 7, you ask? They are out in the haystack finding needles. This means that almost 70% of the men population in the U.S. contends that whatever they do, they still could not figure out how to understand women.

For this reason, men are having a hard time to figure out what attract women sexually and romantically in a relationship. 6 out of ten men attest that women are so unpredictable that what they thought women are attracted to, they suddenly realize in the end that it is not the ri... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A Night With My Sexy Mam

This is all a part of imaginary work. I used to always fantasize about my teachers in my school days and now also I'm fantasizing about my college mam. Let me introduce myself to all PW readers. My name is Ayush. I'm a mechanical engineering student, having a athletic body and I'm 5 ft 11 inches tall. Till my school days I never used to think about love and all. I always believed in flirting. But things have changed now.

This story is about my computer mam, Pooja, who is the sexiest in my college. Let me introduce her. She is 5 ft 6 inches tall with long brown hairs. She has a very beautif... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Knowing the Right Size

If your bra is uncomfortable, it's the wrong one for your body. If you don't look better with it than without it, it's the wrong one for your body.

It really is that simple. But here are some more specific clues that you need to go back to the lingerie department:

• The straps are either falling off or digging into your shoulders
• The band either pinches your rib cage or rides up in back.
• The cups gape or your breasts are oozing out of them (sometimes causing a "dented" look under clothes).
• The underwire either digs into your rib cage or catches your arms when you swing them forw... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Yo! I banged your friends mum...

As a barely 21 year old, my chances of getting into an "Over 28's only" night at a club were pretty slim...
I invited a few of my "older" female friends down to distract the bouncers from checking my ID. It worked. I walked into the club, observing all of the cougars with their loose skin flapping about on the dancefloor. **Note: Not all of them were in bad shape. These were just the first onces I noticed.
After observing this, I decided to dedicate myself to a night of heavy drinking.

I put down as much scotch as I could, as quicky as I could. And then my dancing legs kicked in. Drink in... Continue»
Posted by sirpsychosexy2011 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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