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Match Dating Site for Adult Match

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It is very important to know that a changed little in life more and more effective so don't miss the big picture. Most important thing is that many men looking for <strong><em><a href="http://www.teenxdating.com/">meet girls</a></em></strong> tonig... Continue»
Posted by nancymoore 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 166  |  
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I Demand A Do Over!

This is the story about how I lost my virginity. Some of my f****y live in small towns and we i go to visit them, we party (btw, this story is one the main reasons i don't drink anymore). Here I am, enjoying myself, and then all of a sudden, Bam! There she was. She was hot and to be honest, I didn't think I had a change with her. However, with the help of my cousin, I meet her(totally forgot her name). So, were talking and all off a sudden she wanted to dance. In the middle of the 3rd slow jam, I seemed to have "poked" her. Next thing I know, were upstairs. I remember kissing, and getting suck... Continue»
Posted by JFry 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 683  |  
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The Bellas Warm Up The Lakers

Remember that episode of WWE Raw when all the wrestlers dressed up as basketball players, well this is the behind the scenes story.

Inside of the women's locker room at the STAPLES Center, the locker room for
the most part is vacant with the exception of the stunning, irresistible,
mischievous identical twin s****rs, Brie and Nikki Bella. Brie Bella, dressed
in a short red skirt and a tight fitting red top, sits at the make up counter
inside of the locker room, looking into the mirror at her reflection as she
applies blush to her cheeks.

"Hey Brie..." Nikki, dressed in a... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1135  |  
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Walking Dead Sex

Your all alone and sacred in the woods. It's been days since you got separated from your group. Your hungry, scared and and being followed by 3 walkers. As you try to run you trip over a fallen tree, you look up and a walker is almost on top of you. You close your eyes and wait for the bite the will turn you into on of them. Just as you have given up hope a gunshot rings out in the quiet forest and the walkers head explodes covering you in zombie filth. You turn to see who save you and there she is. One of the hottest girls you have ever seen. Two more shots ring out and the other walkers drop... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 721  |  
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Sex and Cops....fml

alright yall this is my 1st story dont hate but it fuckin sucked i tell you what.

my 9th grade year i was dating a cheer leader she was in her 12th year and i played Varsidy football 3A aka small town blah blah blah we fuck she loves me

now the story starting out the day i wake up and send her it was a snow and i wanted to see, we hung ou for most of the day we shot guns and did some other bull shit, but i had my DL and a truck ext cab ford ranger, i thought i was a bad ass but it had started to get dark so i parked to try to get my dicky shicky on a back ass gravel road, she wasnt much... Continue»
Posted by freek0418 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1184  |  
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my frist time and story

this is a story i want to tell and want you to write me back so i'm young and have a bf how loves to fuck so i said i'll suck your big rock hard dick. so as were sitting there i go on to xhamster to help him get his hard on.so as he gets his junk out i get the lub and get ready as all of his glory comse out i can't belive how increble big it is (frist time see one it real life) and i'm like oh my fucking good.

so i put the lub on its stuff that taest good so he starts to rub a bit and then my hand gose in and i touch and and its so hard and so BIG and i rub and rub some more and can't wait ... Continue»
Posted by cumlover99 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1313  |  
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Hidden desire

So as im sitting in my boss's house after a long day at work i sit down at a distant table away from him and his partner and do my regular internet routine, as in check e mails and look on facebook, but then one day i "stumble" upon this site or xtube and watch some videos.

As i watch the videos i get hard and start to jerk off. As my boss and his partner are watching tv i hit the poppers and rub my rock hard cock always getting so close to coming and then hold it as they get up and walk around the house.

His daughter (blonde gorgeous little 19 yr old college nerdy type, Great body a... Continue»
Posted by biandyoung91 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1259  |  
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sharp exit nearly.

i was approached to attend a swingers party,
i agreed and took a girl,
little did i know id been set up,
as soon as i stripped off i was blindfolded and put in a dark room,
i realised i was not alone,
and a dog started licking my balls,NO I SHOUTED,
i got uptight and angry,
then the blindfold was taken off,
and i was in the middle of 3 fit women oiled up and mine to pleasure.... Continue»
Posted by tricepio 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 183  |  
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The Really Popular Cunt?

Just me and her now; well, just me.

I gaze into her steel blue eyes to try and see her soul. I see nothing.

She blinks once.

I slap her hard across her left cheek with the palm of my right hand.

She sways and nearly over balances onto the bed.

It feels good to hit her. I like hitting and brutalising females; it's the only thing that really turns me on. I guess I'm a real nasty cunt.

She brings her hand up to her face to massage her cheek bone. I would like to believe that it really stung.

'Why did you do that?' She appears stunned, bewildered. And sounds[... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1567  |  
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THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB 2

THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB
PART 2

As tom and I drove home we didn’t say too much to each other it was strange as if we both felt guilty about what we had just done, as we arrived home Tom said do you want to talk about it “No not yet lets go to bed “ I needed Toms cock in me I could still feel James cum and I wanted to imagine Tom was James as he fucked me,
After sex I asked him how it had gone with Bee and he started to tell me in great detail I started to rub his cock while he told me what they had done together and to be honest I wasn’t really Listening I just wanted his cock hard again s... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 803  |  
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Anne- the horny slut fucks with my dad

Everytime when my girlfriend anne was at my house she wanted to fuck. She was so horny all the time that i could not do anything else. THe way she suck my cock was so exciting. But with every blowjob my cock started to hurt more and more.




I coulndn't stop her anymore so I said: "Anne, go to my father. You can do it to his dick!" My dad was a horny man. He often fucked with many different sluts. He was such a man who said never no to any woman. So i Knew that Anne will be happy with him. "Wanna play with me?"

[... Continue»
Posted by jamescock 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1732  |  
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Britney Fucked In The Penthouse

Britney Fucked In The Penthouse

A few weeks ago my little s****r Kate, won first prize in a radio station's phone in competition. She was delighted as the prize was two tickets to meet her idol Britney Spears and she had to interview the pop princess for the radio station. My Mum wasn't going to let Kate go as neither Mum or Dad could get time off work to take Kate to the gig, and they would not let their 12 year old daughter to go on her own with out some one to take care of her.

I said that I would take her and Mum agreed to that as I was 19 and she always said I was very respo... Continue»
Posted by kepl6 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 19224  |  
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The Castaway

On a deserted Isle for f******n years
I thought I cried out all my tears
When from the surf one Monday morn
Came forth a beauteous female form

She wore a skin-tight diving suit
That touched where it fit from neck to boot
She walked toward me head held high
Her hand on the knife she wore on her thigh

“Tell me how long have you been here?”
She asked me, I answered trembling in fear
“f******n years, I’ve been here on my own
Starving reducing to just skin and bone.”

“Tell me how long since you had a smoke?”
She asked me “f******... Continue»
Posted by Nickshubby 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 510  |  
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The Wild Ride In The Air

The metal table was cold against my skin. My hands and feet were tied up and I was wearing a blindfold. All around me I heard voices, and the sound of people unfurling something they held in their hands.

That's when the whipping started.
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Flying Sucks!

I don't mean suck in a good way either. Flying sucks one hundred year old man asshole skank. The only thing I hated more than flying was living in the Southwestern USA.

"It's a dry heat," everyone says.

"Bull fucking shit!"

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Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 487  |  
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What Cums Around

"No officer I'm not smuggling i*****ls, my girl friend's giving me head in
the car, OK? We have a law against cell phones and texting but there's nothing
that says you can't get blown while driving, right?!"
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Every time I fly into Tucson, the airport gets longer and longer.
It doesn't help no matter what airline I use they always wind up
at the gate furthest from baggage claim.

It's just as well Tommy didn't fly with me to Tucson. That would
be a little hard to expla... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 583  |  
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RIGHT PLACE BUT WRONG TIME..

I met this girl at the store about two weeks ago. We talked on the phone for awhile before she invited me to her house which was about an hour away. The next morning she picked me up and we went there. The girl didnt waste no time getting down to business. We fucked in the bed on the floor and in the shower.NOW this happend every day but one day i noticed these shoes and wondard to myself whose were they but i diddnt say anything. The next time i went routine as usual,we made it the shower and as im pounding her ass from behind someone walked in the bathroom guess what it was her boyfriend. He... Continue»
Posted by MJG007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 571  |  
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BJ At The Movies

I was at the movies with my GF and she just kept talking through the whole thing and it was starting to make me mad, then she started baging for some of the popcorn I had so I did the only thing I could think to do. I pulled out my dich g****d her head and shoved my dick down her throat. She gagged a little but then statred sucking like a pro. It felt great and I could enjoy the movie. When it was time for me to cum I pulled my dick out and came all over the popcorn, here you go bitch have some nice cum corn.... Continue»
Posted by ilovecougars69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 871  |  
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When Love Is Gone

The first thing you should remember is that being lovelorn is not something serious. It is a very normal thing in life. People around you like your friends, your colleagues, your close relatives or even your ex have been in this situation at least once.

Of course, you will be sad and broken-hearted when your lover leaves you. This cannot be avoided. However, an intelligent girl will not let it affect her so much, she knows what is good for her and will recover her balance quickly by:

1. Spending her time on new hobbies or coming back to old ones that she has forgotten so far like: phot... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 127  |  
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Knowing the Right Fit

No two bras fit alike, even if they're the same style. Every bra manufacturer makes a slightly different product, so a Warner's demi cup is going to fit differently from a Le Mystere demi cup. A Hanes full-coverage won't feel just like a Calvin Klein full coverage.

By all means, if you've found a brand that works with your shape, stick with it. Otherwise, you've got work to do. But at least you know your size. You're in better shape than most.

In the dressing room, you're looking for the following fit:

• Cup: Smooth and taut, with no "denting" or oozing anywhere; if there's an underwi... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 208  |  
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Babymoons: Holidays when pregnant

Babymoons: Holidays when pregnant

Holidaying when you’re expecting is now so popular there’s even a name for it. Practical Parenting has these must-read tips for going on a ‘babymoon'

Holidays for parents-to-be are a growing trend – so much so that resorts and hotels around the world are marketing special packages specifically aimed at ‘babymooners’.

If you’re healthy and well, holidaying with a bump is a great way to relax and enjoy a bit of alone time with your partner pre-bub. But before you pack your bags and book your flights, it pays to do some homework.

The best time

The ... Continue»
Posted by billstew 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 381  |  
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