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Unusual Footwear

I had a feeling I knew where tonight’s escapade was going. Kara had been glancing down at that second drawing on the coffee table most of the evening. We had been sitting on the sofa reading for a couple of hours, resting up after a bit of touristy activity. Kara’s feet were resting in my lap. Well, not exactly resting; she was using them to teasingly fondle my cock and balls.
I had noticed earlier that the Magnums were still on the nightstand from two nights previous, but I had also noticed that two of the sealed packets had been pulled from the box. I glanced to Kara, eying the drawing agai... Continue»
Posted by voivodevlad 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Strip the night away PART 1

Men go to strip clubs to see tits and ass. Nothing else. Yeah occasionally a beer wont hurt. But Melvin Thomas goes for the happy hour whereby he gets nachos and a bowl of pretzels at no charge to go along with his 7up. Melvin married early when he was 18, right after highschool. Now at 38 years, his marriage had become as interesting as a senior citzen golf tournament. Thats why he went regularily to strip clubs to see two things he never saw back home; beautiful women and food. Today he enter the club wih pair of jean shorts that had month old mustard stains on them and an old blue faded po... Continue»
Posted by burrito_boy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Some might think...

Guys always say that it's easy for a woman to get some dick. Maybe that's true but then, what kind of dick is she gonna get ? Tonight, alone, k**s gone to their dad's, making some calls to some guys, but no one is answering their cell. Call up my Jamaican friend, n/a, call up my African friend, n/a, call up my American friend who's in S.A. and he says he'll call me back, but then, no news.

Oh ! almost forgot, I called up two different Haitian guys, but N/A !! lol

So, I figure, I'm gonna smoke some weed, watch a porn and play with myself but realize, after I start watching this vid that ... Continue»
Posted by BCBYATCH 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Last night


So last night me and my Girlfriend where in our living room watching movies, and she started to fall asl**p. So I said hey I know your not sl**ping, because everytime I spend a lot of time ppicking out these movies and everytime you fall asl**p. she said I'm sorry baby I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open can you help me stay awake. I looked at her like ???? what? She said maybe be if you put that big daddy dick in my fat wet pussy I might be able to stay awake.
I said I think I can keep you up. So she slowly untied my shorts and pulled my dick out and put it against her face like she wa... Continue»
Posted by nikemanna 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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BigBimbo's Memoire's #3 - Musings about

In 2003 I was freshly out of school, temporarily unemployed, in a depressing and unhealthy long-distance on-off relationship of the sort that young people who don't know what they want often find themselves in and, further, was newly and angrily "off". I went to a bar with some friends to blow off some steam and got a few drinks down the hatch in short order. There was a new girl working as a table waitress and, while nothing special to look at, she was curvy, showing a lot of strong-looking leg and had a cute smile. We flirted a bit every time I placed an order and I eventually asked what she... Continue»
Posted by bigbimbo 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The death of me on the sunset strip by Romance666

a short story by Romance666
coming in from the hot dusty weather, Jamie lifted the canteen over her head water poured over her long black loosely curled hair making it cling to her rock hard body underneath her army green wife beater and gun belt hanging from her shoulder. Zombie brains washed down to the floor and floated down the stream on the concrete. What's for dinner bitch? she jokingly says to Lucy, Lucy had stayed home to cook a dead dog they found on the street on a scavenger hunting mission they did earlier, Jamie had brought back a box of baby wipes and pine sol. not really a larg... Continue»
Posted by Romance666 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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MY SLUTTY SECRETARY - PART 1 (INTRODUCTION)

This month I met with one of my female ex-collegues I used to work with and….wow! so many memories came in my mind…
First of all, you must know that, in my working place, there are very few male employees. I mean, for several years, I was the only male on the floor where my office is. Then, you must know that a lot of my female collegues (some of them being real hotties) are married women or just involved in long term relationships, VERY unsatisfied by their men, so you can imagine that, with one like me, being in my 20`s, with a nice future in front of me, for lots of them being the only one... Continue»
Posted by carlotrafficante 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The back story of Kim from the bar.

Well, Here's a new one for you.



I met Kim right during the middle of my run as a bartender. I was in full stride by that time, fucking everything I could anytime I could.

To be honest I don't really remember much about Kim herself, other then that she was a College student, and lived on campus. She showed up at the bar one night with some friends and I managed to convince her to call me. She actually did! Anyway, As I was in my prime, I was already fucking 3 or 4 other girls at the time. The Waitress April was about a month in, Laura the Milf was on call about anytime I wanted, an... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Lisa to Liz part 2

Well when Jim called told me what Liz had told him frist thing I said was who the hell is Liz? He explaned that Lisa was his wife but when she wanted my cock she was Liz. I started to try to make sure that my friend was ok whit all this but unknow to me the phone was on speaker and she yelled that it did not matter if he cared cause he was the reason it all started in the frist place. This was a lot for me to handle I told them I would come to there house tomorrow and talk about it.

After I hung up I started to think she was right it was his idea but, he was also my friend for all... Continue»
Posted by shotguner 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Brief sex 008 In the cemetery at night

Brief sex 008


In the cemetery at night.



Ah the summer holidays when we were young, what memorable moments. This is the time when one awakens to love. In fact we think of nothing but ass girls much more than studying. That was my case, I sought every means to draw any passing petticoat. I must say that in my youth I feel that the fair were less shy. I think I've lived in good years.

I had just turned 17, but other times other manners at that age I was going on vacation with my parents. Oh it was not a hassle but they had too much on the back sometimes. That year we went to m... Continue»
Posted by CinquantNERF 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MY VIRGINITY LOST BY HINDU BOY

Mai aksar burkha pahen kar hi bahar jaati hoon, mai college jane ke waqt hamesha raste mein chalte log meri mast jawani ko nangi nazrou se dekhte aur kuch to comments bhi kaste ke, kya maal hai saali burkhe mein bhi hokar lund ko pagal karrahi hai.. Meri gali mein ek ladka tha uska naam ramesh tha, wo aksar gali ke nukkar per hi baitha rahta aur uska aksar baithna to mere ghar ke samne hi tha..khair wo aksar mujhe chedta rahta aur gandi gandi batien karta aate jate waqt, mai bhi uski batou ke maze leti rahti, ek din ki baat hai mai apni saheli asma ke ghar gayi usne mujhe nangi film batayi, w... Continue»
Posted by Aneesha88 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Aishas Exercise pt1

(Rewrite of a story I made a long time ago)*

"Dick, you must find a way to help me," complained Sarah to her husband. She felt she was fat and needed help to shape up.

Dick was happy his plan was working. He had deliberately made comments to give her that impression, that she was fat and needed to exercise to reduce her weight.

"You are not really that fat," said her husband, deliberately sounding unconvincing.

"Oh yes, I am! You yourself have said that many times," insisted Sarah. "I weigh 150 lbs! And my breast are so big!"

"But you are... well, perhaps a bit stout, but you ha... Continue»
Posted by aishagrey 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Finally.

I was Always working ,my Shift's got off at Midnight,It was a Friday night and everyone of the late teen early 20's people in the neighborhood were all hanging out on the Hot Saturday morning. Many people were Partying in the Apartment,Somehow I got two girls in the Hallway.
I then somehow preceded too show them my Cock. My Future Girlfriend at that time Laughed at my cock. Funny okay no biggie. Maybe A couple month's down the Road I get off work ,I'm driving around the Block and She's hanging out after midnight,At that time I'm driving a 76 black Firebird. She ... Continue»
Posted by littleforeskin 6 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Me and my aunt

It was the last day of my vacation, i was 16 (two years ago). My dad, mom, b*****r, aunty and uncle were getting ready to leave me in the airport, it takes 5 hours to come to the airport from my city. My uncle was driving the van and my b*****r was sitting near him, my mom and dad was sitting on the second row and my aunt and me was sitting on the last row. We started our 5 hours trip. After around 30 minutes my aunt touched my hand and slowly she takes our hands near her pussy. Then suddenly she gave me a rapid kiss on the lips and she put my hand under shirt and with her hand she was touchin... Continue»
Posted by ilovefucking 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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bad girl Jade gets shagged at party by loads of la

Hi I am back after a long absence. Here is a dirty story about me getting fucked at my s****rs’ mates’ birthday party.

So we got there and I was wearing this sexy black dress that barely covered my tits and arse (Emma was in a nice dress too). Anyway the house was packed Id say 75 % of people there were lads. This Tracy girl knew what she was doing for her birthday. I tried to dance but I am not very good and I didn’t like the weird mix of chav and westlife music.

After I knocked back a vodka martini I went after a lad called Craig who was 19. He snogged my face off and his tongue felt... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Swallows

Doctor Judy Swallows was one of the NYPD's best and longest serving psychiatrists. She was an accomplished doctor and she was hot. Off the scale hot.
“Do me,” she moaned as Bumfelt bent her over her desk, his balls slapping against her sexy firm ass as he went balls deep on her. “That's it Detective, fuck me. Fuck the Doctor's tight pussy.”
Bumfelt did.
They changed positions. Swallows was a stunning looking woman. Blonde curly hair framing a beautiful face, full lips, sexy as hell blue eyes behind glasses. Long lithe body. 36C breasts now spilling out from an open blouse and pulled... Continue»
Posted by sirprecum 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Shakedown

"Strip," I said.
"What?" she replied angrily. "You think I'm carrying or I'm wired? You don't fuckin' trust me?"
"I don't fuckin' trust anybody," I replied, motioning with my forty-five. "That's why I'm still alive. It pays not to trust anybody in this line of business. Especially the broads."
"Fuck you, Micky," she hissed, anger flaring in her eyes.
"Strip," I said.
She did. Slowly and sensuously she unbuttoned her jacket. She placed it on the back of the chair. She turned and stood before me and she was quite simply stunning. She wore a white blouse. The material sheer a... Continue»
Posted by sirprecum 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Growing up in a house full of women (Part 1)

GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN

This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Woman who f***ed Me to Ejaculate Inside of Her

I may have recounted the story of the BBW who f***ed me to cum inside her as a comment on another story. But I was re-reading my diary from 1997 when I had this experience and I can now add details which are now refreshed after having read my entry from Sunday, February 8, 1997. I was a sophomore in college at the time.

To be sure, I've had some awesome pussies that I've had to be careful with in regards to not cumming when it came to thin females too. But I still think that there's something different and magical about the BBW's vagina.

I had met this BBW, Christine, and we got sexual... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Relief on the Road

I had been teasing my fiancé for a while at home. I would kiss his neck, slip my hand down his pants, and play with him until he got hard. Then I would stop altogether. I would do this off and on for a few hours at home. Then it was time for us to go out on our date. He was so worked up from me playing with his cock that he had become grumpy. So we got in the car and I started feeling bad for turning him on and then not making him cum. As soon as he pulled out of the driveway, I undid his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I leaned over and slowly slid my mouth down his shaft. He groa... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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