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I had sex in a shed. i was proud.

As alot of you now know im engaged to this boy who's really lovely. and i love him as much as he loves me, i visited his mums house and well we was aloud to sl**p over, the problem was that the walls were'nt sound proof and so we was worried if she would hear us bumping the tunnel.. so we went outside, was looking around and we saw the shed at the back of the garden, "Hey this looks like a good place" i said "You sure hun, it looks dirty and old". "I don't care live a little babe XD" i said. and we opened it and closed it, locked it from the inside, he started to touch me up, feeling my ass, a... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Dead Rosed

I haven't been able to sl**p lately. I started a new shift at work, and it seems like the world is always asl**p, while I'm awake at crazy hours,

working hard to afford the life I want us to live. I never wanted her to feel like I didn't care about her needs, because I do. I guess I just have trouble

exspressing how I feel sometimes. But i do it all for her. I do it all for us. She says I don't try hard enough to make time for her. She says that I

concern myself too much with money, and the things I think we "need". But I'm just trying to provide. I heard her talking in her sl**p ... Continue»
Posted by javabot9000 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The bridge thing

It is a very warm summerday and we are go hiking. Walking behind the house up the mountain and the sun is burning on our skins. We walk along the paths and between the trees. After 2 hours we pass a house and move on after half an hour we arrive at a canyon. For our luck there is a plank bridge so we can go over the canyon. But when we arrive at half the bridge we stop and enjoy the good few from the mountain into the vale. You stand there and I was behind you. Feeling a little like having fun I grab your one hand with mine and bound you on one of the ropes of the bridge. With the other I grab... Continue»
Posted by John9090 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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B6 Chapter 3 Accusations

Chapter 3: Accusations

Jordan and Jeanne had just finished their session in the Milking devices. Because of the extra help that Dee Dee had given Jordan's balls, Jordan was the clear winner in this event. Both Barocca and Jeanne had finished viciously insulting and accusing Dee Dee and Tiffany of cheating of some sort.
At this point, Rhiannon and the Vectran girls entered the auditorium from the side. Rhiannon decided to make a bold entrance, and called out, "Well, well! Is this a private party, or can anyone join in?"
Everyone in the auditorium turned to face the new arrivals. ... Continue»
Posted by gregster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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B6 Chapter 16 Rebellion

Chapter 16: Rebellion

After leaving the temporary quarters with Rhiannon, Barocca had met Jeanne in the hallways, as they both headed towards Dee Dee's lab. They were just about to turn the corner to Dee Dee's lab, when they heard a door opening.
"Hold it, Jeanne. Someone's coming." The two girls stayed out of view, until the door had closed again. Barocca stuck her head out, and cautiously peered down the corridor. She watched Dee Dee disappear in the opposite direction.
"It's Dee Dee. Looks like no one's getting much sl**p tonight. I don't know where she's
going, but now ... Continue»
Posted by gregster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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B6 Chapter 18 Run For Your Life

Chapter 18: Run For Your Life

Barocca ran from Dee Dee's lab with all of the speed she could muster. She didn't know if she should try to make it to where her girls were staying on the other side of the Island in one sprint. Or if she should try short dashes, and lessen the time she was exposed in the hallways to the other girls.
Then Barocca decided upon a course of action for the short term. "I'll duck into the first
set of quarters that I can find. Then I'll call the other girls on the cellular phone, and tell them to be ready for me. I can use a short rest, and it'll make it... Continue»
Posted by gregster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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B7 Chapter 14 Epilog - The Enchantress

Chapter 14: Epilog - The Enchantress

Several days later, the Enchantress learned of her fate. The all-father had summoned her to his great hall to pronounce sentence upon her. She arrived at the appointed time, and stood outside before two of the guardsmen, before entering. They said nothing, but seemed to have a smirk upon their faces, as they held the great oaken door open for her. The Enchantress glared at them but did nothing else. She could not afford any type of incident, today of all days.
As she entered the hall, she saw the all-father gathered in close conference with sev... Continue»
Posted by gregster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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all about this dream on sex

-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?

I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Posted by russin 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Why do so many people want me to friend them?

Why is it so many people want to be my friend? I mean seriously. You don't have to be friends with somebody in order to be friends. Some of my best friends aren't my friends, but we're really, REALLY GOOD friends. Then on the other hand, some of my friends aren't friends at all. We're just friends, is all. It's a shame, but that the way it is sometimes.

So why do you want to be my friend? We don't know each other. Out of the clear blue you swoop down and say, "HEY! You want to be friends?" --I don't know you! For all I know, you could be an axe murderer! Or worse, you co... Continue»
Posted by George178 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A VERY Painful Trip to See Mistress V - Memoir

A few months after I consensually ‘****d’ Sharon in the kitchen (see my previous story) the relationship was over and all it remained was for the bungalow to be sold so that we could go our separate ways…

In the meantime I had bought a subscription to Axis which was basically a contact mag for those into Fetish and BDSM. I had also placed a personal advertisement in there which was answered by a ‘Mistress V’ who was seeking a long term sub/slave. After an exchange of phone calls she asked me to travel up and meet her for a chat. This is my recollection of the day…

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Friday 5th ... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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The teacher and the student - Part 3 (A loving tri

I had an appointment with Nanci scheduled for late Tuesday afternoon.
She was stressed-out and there was no reason to prolong her agony over her grades, and I was going to let her off the hook.
Even knowing that my coed selection had already been made for the year and she was no longer a possibility, Nanci still made me silently gasp as she walked through the door, and I could see the truly radiant beauty that she was. Even with her eyes downcast and a frown on her face, she was gorgeous.

After she was seated, I explained that I had been watching her progress in class and on the essays... Continue»
Posted by elausente 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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wellness exam

Upon this door it read "Women's Health" and I knew I was soon taking the next step in my exam. This room also had an examination table in the middle of the room, but this time it also had stirrups attached and the backrest was sitting at about 60 degrees. At this stage only a female nurse was in the room, her back to me I could see her assembling and placing instruments on a metal tray. The orderly ordered me to take a seat on the side of the table. He soon left the room and a male doctor entered the room, also in O.R. scrubs. He asked if I could turn and lay on the table on my back, he then l... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 1 year ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  
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Sister And Me After The Rain




Hello, this is Subhash from Bhopal today i am going to share a secret with all You guys which really happen a few years before. i am an average boy 5.7 height normal weight n normal size lund . now let me introduce You with whom this incident happen . it was my s****r Sangeeta age 22 height 5.4 size 34,28 33 she was just a normal girl as any other . so let me come to the story . me n my s****r were close fro... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Me And My Gf In Bangalore Lost Our Virginity



Hi all I’m Raj today m going to narrate my first sex story with my gf Munu (her nick name) which happened in July 2012. I’m a average guy with a dick of 6” and she had boobs of size 36. I and my gf were from North East India, she was studying in Tamil Nadu and me in Bangalore. We were in a relationship for 5 months. We decided to have sex as we used to have phone sex.

So she came to Bangalore, I went to railway station to pick her up. She was wearing salwar kamez was looking damn hot. We drove towards my home in my 2 wheeler
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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I Am A Boy Why Cant I Wear Dresses Like My s****r

Watching My s****r With Her Boyfriend In The Livingroom...
When I was young around 8 or so. I began to notice the difference between me and my four older s****rs. They all have wonderful cloths, I had dull drab cloths. I had come across a "Sears Catalog" and hid behind a chair in the living room. As I was just engrossed in all the fine women's under things and wonderful dresses, my next oldest s****r (4 years older) looked over the chair top! I didn't see for sometime until she made a noise. I looked up and she had a look of wonderment. She asked "Just what are you up to there, mister?" I kn... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Have you ever?

Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know? Have you ever had sex with someone you couldn't see? Have you ever had sex with more than one person? Have you ever let someone watch you have sex? Have you ever watched someone who didn't know? Have you ever told a secret to a stranger? Have you ever had phone sex with someone you met online? Have you ever had sex in public? Have you ever had sex through a glory hole? Have you ever masturbated outside? Have you ever not washed between lovers? Have you ever had sex with someone who just had sex? Have you ever shared home movies of... Continue»
Posted by BuckyGoldstein 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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THE STRANGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE

THE STRANGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE
It was on the top shelf on an old bookcase, covered with dust and barely visible. Lisa decided she had to find out what it was. Of all the things in the old junk shop, it aroused her curiosity most. She had looked through old books, prints, and postcards for hours. Nothing had caught her interest. Now the old box, high and out of reach, intrigued her. She looked around for the old man who ran the store. But he had gone into the back room. She saw a stepladder across the room and brought it over to the bookcase. It shook on the uneven floorboards as she climbed to t... Continue»
Posted by JASON4VOORHEES2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Cousin Enjoying Sex

Hi I’m Preetam from Bettiah, Bihar. I’m studying in 10+2. Both my mother and father are government servant and i’m their 1st son. We live in a double bedroom flat in Patna. My parents sl**p in one bed room and i sl**p in another bedroom. My Cousing s****r Mausam (name changed) came to Bettiah for doing her Post-Graduation in a college and stays in our house. She sl**ps in my bedroom and some times in the hall. I started mastrubating from my 6th class.

So it all began like this , after she came and stayed in my bedroom, it became very uncomfortable for me mastrubate. So, i had to wait till s... Continue»
Posted by fuckutonight 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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More Than Just A Word

Beth smirked at her friend across the room and quickly sipped from her mid afternoon glass of Chablis in an attempt to stop herself from giggling. Jenna, her friend since school, wasn't fairing quite so well in stifling her own fit of girlish giggles. As her shoulders began to silently shake, Beth knew it was only a matter of time before her friend would let out her customary bizarre high pitched whine, which always preceded the inevitable complete break down into hysterics for both women.

Beth had been here many times before. Like the time, many years ago at a party, where Beth awoke to th... Continue»
Posted by stalfonzo 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Mums Best friend.(Made up but hopefully you like i

I look at her as if she were a godess, she has long black hair you no down to the top of here butt, deep blue eyes and a great pair of lips that say kiss me soft or kiss me hard I just wont to be kissed But its my mums best friend what was i gonna do?
One morning as I woke I heard laughter from downstairs I know one was my mum but was not sure of the other laughter so i got dressed and went down to see who else was there as i went into the livingroom there she was the women i always seem to think about when im alone in my bedroom ;-). I could not belive it i'm stud there looking all tired a... Continue»
Posted by youngandfree 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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