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Hey Cutie,

I was installing a new shower head in the front bathroom
the other day when I had a rather interesting daydream.
In it, I saw us as a couple who'd recently moved in together.
I worked and you attended classes at a local college.

I came home early one day to find you weren't at school
as scheduled. Our place was a mess and it was obvious
you'd been sitting around snacking and watching television.
I found you in the bathroom, casually taking a shower.
I slid open the door, shut off the water and hauled you,
by the wrist, into the living room as I scolded y... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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MY TRIP TO THAILAND...

I met Layla on my holiday in Thailand. She was at my hotel bar. We danced a while at first. We were kissing a lot. She had long dark hair at nice looking boobs. I got her up to my room though later and she obviously had sex on her mind too as she touched my hard on a few times on the way to my room. We got into my room and got drinks and on returning with them she said “let’s get comfortable” and took off her white boob tube type top, releasing her gorgeous boobs. She then proceeded to undo my fly and release my already stiff cock. Layla then teased and sucked my cock beautifully almost to bur... Continue»
Posted by london_lad 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Too Tired to Fuck

One time while my wife was pregnant we had just climbed into bed. She was tired but also felt like sex. She wanted sl**p more than sex though and practically passed out in a minute. She sl**ps in only her panties, so I started gently groping her breasts and lightly squeezing her nipples. Her nipples got hard and she sighed a few times. She didn't wake up at all so I kept going until her nipples started leaking milk. That always made her body want more. It made me want more, too. She was on her side and u*********sly rolled to her back and spread her legs as if it was instinct. I had been hard ... Continue»
Posted by gorkamorka 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Business Trip & My Revenge

This is based on true story from a couple of years back. I was seeing a colleague from another office based in Leeds; I was based in London. We saw each as often as possible, we met working on the same project. A fact-finding trip to Scotland was ordered by my boss and she was down to come too with her boss. We joked about sneeking around behind their backs having wild sex then sitting with them at dinner as if everything was normal and business like.

The week before the trip, she asked her boss again about going and was declined. I was gutted. She said she would send a replacement colleagu... Continue»
Posted by Master2Lilyxxx 6 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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moral of the day

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her s****r alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have sex" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car... Continue»
Posted by jadoushka 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Planning my Punishment - A Conversation with my Ma

I was talking with my Dom, earlier today and we were reminiscing about the indiscretions I had while I was married. Its not like it didn't happen once or twice, it occurred multiple times and in different ways with each time getting more brazen. He couldn't believe that my husband did not have the balls to punish a relentless little slut like me and put me in my place. Especially since he wanted to remain married to me. Yet he never set me on a path where I would forget cheating, cybersex, phone sex, webcamming or have any sexual contact with another man (or woman) without his explicit consent... Continue»
Posted by Kinkster-Gal 5 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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School Girl Bullies pt. 2


I awoke to the annoying loud sound of my alarm going off.

I turned it off and laid in my bed for a few moments contemplating the day ahead. It suddenly dawned on me that I'm very likely to run into those cruel girls from yesterday again, and a big grin crept across my face.

I jumped out of bed, bounced around getting dressed putting on my silly uniform, ran down the hall to the bathroom, brushed my teeth and combed my messy bedhead hair.

"Have a nice day!" I cheerily told my reflection in the mirror, and hopped off down the stairs and rushed out the door. I was so excited, for the f... Continue»
Posted by azid619 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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mrs fielding sees the snake

mrs fielding nearly fainted when she pulled down my jeans.she didnt believe me when i told her that i was huge.her face was a picture.all the emotions in a couple of seconds.suprise,delight,panic,bewilderment,amusement,lust.at one point i really thought she would faint.when she recovered her composure she began to stroke the length and girth with both hands.

now lets get one thing clear from the start---having a huge cock isnt all its cracked up to be.firstly women think its great to have a massive cock inside them but most cant fit it in.well mine hasnt been fully in one yet.its also diffi... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 6 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Bully Part 2

The idea of Soul Mates started with Greek Philosopher Plato. He proposed that long ago Humans were giants with two heads, four arms and four legs. But Zeus King of the Gods feared their power and split everyone apart. It is that drive to complete ourselves that fuels the search for the Soul Mate.

I was never one to believe in such nonsense, then I met Erin. There was just something about her that resonated with me. Where most people could see her tough angry shell I saw the scared and vulnerable girl within.

And so it was that a Month later I announced my epic plan.

"I'm gonna make... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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OAP Oral sex

Two old age pensioners are enjoying oral sex together... but after a few minutes, the old guy says, "I can't stay down here much longer, it stinks!"

The old lady says, " I'm sorry, it's my arthritis playing up again."

The old guy replies, " You've got arthritis in your cunt?"

"No" says the old lady, "the arthritis is in my arm, it means I can't wipe my arse!"... Continue»
Posted by sjroche1509 6 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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vilage girl to society lady .....!

I grew up in a rural Maharashtrian village. I was tall for my age of
18 years, about 5′7″ and thin. I had round breast with big pointed
nipples, thin waist and well moulded buttocks and tapering legs. My
color was slight dark and my face was oval shaped. I had slanted eyes,
thin pointed and slighltly upturned nose, pouting lips and good even
teeth, which sparkled when I smiled. I was not considered beautiful in
a traditional way but by the age of 19, I could observe that most men
were giving me sly looks in the village. My parents were traditional
farmers and we were poor. I had two
... Continue»
Posted by banupriya21 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Chapter 2)

Dorothy sat on her knees looking around at Oz. The lush green grass, the bright blue sky and the glimmer of the gold road was all that she had remembered. Memories of her journey through Oz with the Scarecrow, Tinman and Cowardly Lion came flashing back. The memory of the city of Oz, the wicked witch and her castle and the munchkins filled her heart with joy that she hadn't felt in such a long time.

As she stood up Dorothy realized she was in a part of Oz she had never seen before. She walked up to the yellow brick road and stood in the middle of it looking up one way and then down the othe... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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my wet Pussy

So I spent the night over my good friends house last night. We had a lil bit to much wine. Her husband was out. Later we both got sl**py so she said just get in bed with me. My husband can sl**p on the couch. So we both fell asl**p butt naked. Later I heard her husband come in. He just got naked and in the bed with us. I paid him no mind. He began playing with his big dick. He rolled over on my friend and was beating her pussy up! it was so quiet all I could hear was the sound of her wet pussy. This turned me on. Her husband than took his fingers and started rubbing my wet pussy. He told my fr... Continue»
Posted by Phatpussy714 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Huh?

This is a pure creative Imaginery story... Unfortunetly it dosnt fit in to the catergys except maby first time???

It all started one stormy evening, lightning howling mingled with thunder crashing like a cocanophy from hell. Walking in the driving rain Jane wonderd why the hell she decided to walk to the cinema instead of catching the bus that descision led to 1 of the best experinces of her young life.

At 25 she had just risen to the top in the emotionly and hormonuly charged atmosphere of Stock Trading, of course being blond didnt help matters much but what did was two fold. One the cu... Continue»
Posted by Dopefiend 6 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Alive and Kicking

So,its a nice evening bit cold but oke ,toninght i wil meet a new friend i have meet her through a chat programme.
I live now 4 years in Romania its a nice country with beautifull girls i will meet her in the centrum of Bucharest a place that i dont now yet we will see.
Its evening about 9 o clock its already dark i take a taxi than i can drink something thats better ,after 10 min the taxi arrive i tell him the place were i have to go,he look a little straints and ask me your sure,why i ask,now no reason he say its oke i will bring you there.
The whole time the men dont say nothing only loo... Continue»
Posted by rex2210 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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pit stop

Me and my girlfreind at the time where heading back from a holiday we had been driving round Spain. Fucking drinkin and partying our way round.
we were about a days driving away from home and had decided to pull in for the night at a hotel.
we got checked in to our room and went to get food on the way back we spotted a pub and Jen my GF wanted to go for a drink but i had left my wallet in the hotel cos she was paying for dinner. she went to the pub and i went back to the hotel.
i headed to the pub as i walked in i look for jen but i could not see her so i asked the bar staff they said she w... Continue»
Posted by lukewallace 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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First with my teacher

Hello buddies it's a true story. Two main characters raj and geetha. raj is a student , studying in high school age 18. Geetha is a teacher in that high school super hot teacher age 28 , married .

Story begin here ,Raj is a good boy , but bad in studies .geetha is a friend of raj's mother.so raj is afraid in periods of geetha . she is a maths teacher , raj had many dreams about geetha . Because she is very beauty some 36-28-36 . a perfect figure . geetha as a soft corner for raj always . she used to boost up his marks .

one day raj went to geetha's house on Sunday to clear some... Continue»
Posted by rocky005 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Mile High By Giorgio Canoli

MILE HIGH by Giorgio Canoli


As Tammy was putting her carry on in the over head compartment she struggled and fumbled. From the corner of her eye came two olive skinned and chiseled forearms. As her eyes followed his arms up to the head she ogled his features as he successfully fit the bag into the compartment. "Thank you very much. That was sweet of you" she said with imaginary hearts floating above her. The good looking stranger replied "No problem at all. That's my superhero power, I help pretty women in trouble" and gave her a wink. Just then the overhead announcement called for the ... Continue»
Posted by NYItalianStud 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Deviant

I have to be fast any second it can change the whole motion and I will be out off sync. I turn over and move myself in a position it will be easy to go deep just the way I like.

When I push hard in one thrust as deep as I can and in the meanwhile reaching out for the breast to grab the nipple I know this will make the difference so I can penetrate all the way, even it will hurt for just a second.

I stick high up my curved ass towards his stiff cock to feel him going even deeper, I moan loud if he squeezes my left breast and pulling my swollen nipple.

The sensation of feeling the tip o... Continue»
Posted by Ablon 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Smallest cock she's ever seen! And a prematu

So I was working the night shift at the hotel (which I normally hate doing!) and in come a couple of very pretty 18 year old girls who had been out in town. One of them went straight upstairs to bed, but the other one decided to stay and chat for a while. I could immediately tell that she was both interested in me and very horny, so when I said I was going outside for a smoke, she asked if she could join me. When we got outside, she made it very clear that she wanted to have some fun and approached me and started to kiss me. After a few minutes, I made my way up her skirt and pulled her lit... Continue»
Posted by 5inchsoffun 8 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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