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One Hot Showertime. (True story)

One day,back in the late 1980's ,Lita not her real name,was running some errands,she finally done, and was heading her way to the bathroom to take her shower.Hanging her towel off the peg.She then remove her dress and undies wet and smelled from the sweat from the morning's work.
Turning the shower on,she got busy with her hair, untying the rubber band been clinging on.She wet her hair first and applied ample amount of shampoo,massaging her hair with the shampoo,she then rinsed it with the running shower beneath her.She bent her body onward to reach for the bath soap,she now applying the soa... Continue»
Posted by constantienab73 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Theatrical.....11

Theatrical……11

A week later and I had been getting my occasional fix from either a text or a call from my friend, I was happy in the reassurance that he was making contact, that he was interested, I was a little apprehensive about the wedding because I was not sure how I would react when I saw him, or Anna or Mary for that matter, she had been on the phone a few times interrogating me as to what had happened after she left, I told her about the punishment,
I think she nearly had an orgasm on the phone from the noise she was making, the picture of her slamming my friends head against the p... Continue»
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my endless night of pleasure

it all started when me and my bf at the time was sat in the living room it had been a pretty boring day we were just having a couple of drinks as we did on most occasions and i was getting a little horny so i looked at my bf and said i was going to put a dvd on so i walked ova to my bag and pulled out a porn dvd and wen he realised what i had put on u saw a smile come right across his face he looked pleased so we started to watch it and continue our drinking by the end of it we had started to kiss and caress each other just on top of our clothes we started to get in to the moment and he slowly... Continue»
Posted by gothicprincess1988 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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VEET.....DONT DO IT........

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the oth... Continue»
Posted by knocka 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Freewill 504: Part 8 Campus Slut

Freewill 504: Part 8 Campus Slut (By Chris A)

Disclaimer: If you are u******e and/or easily offended by stories of an adult nature, then you should probably go away. This story and characters are purely fictitious, and any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincedental. Any one who believes they should try and recreate these situations and events in a real life situation needs to get serious help. With that said: enjoy!

It was a warm spring evening as I walked across the center of the campus toward my final evening class. I don't know what possessed me to take a 7:30 class t... Continue»
Posted by tzrlvr 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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Grinding my teeth to a Sex technique

When I was a c***d I was told more than one time to stop grinding my teeth. One day,

while I lay in bed as a boy, grinding my teeth thoughtlessly! I loved the way it made my teeth just vibrate, and the shaking

that went through my gums, but then that scrilling voice came, from my parents room," Stop Grinding your god-dam- teeth, or

pitch a tent in the yard, and sl**p in it, I am trying to sl**p!" I had been yelled at for the last time over this kind creepy

hobby of mine! So, I started re channeling the energy to nibbling the end of my... Continue»
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Sweet Little Coed Ass

College professor enjoys the anal delights of a coed
First let me say that this story happen rather unexpectedly this last winter at a medium sized college in the San Diego area. I am in my mid-40's, average looking kind of guy who happens to be a professor at a local college-teaching students studying to be in the medical field. As the story unravels I must say that I was in the right place at the right time...as nothing like this has happen before in my 16 years of teaching. Just to be on the safe side I have changed the people's names including the woman who is the main subject - whom I wi... Continue»
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Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just... Continue»
Posted by santiago7theshepherd 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of c

The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of collective Canadian Rights.

1. 1. What is RECTUM? definition of RECTUM (Black's Law Dictionary)
Definition of RECTUM: Lat Right; also a trial or accusation. Bract; Cowell.

The etymology of words provides for hilarious interpretations of the truth. Lawyers are wordsmiths and one of the little con games they play on their hapless victims is to change the meaning of legal terms to twist the meaning of the intent of all their Acts (plays). For this reason I always defer to terms specifically from Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th Edition. This is t... Continue»
Posted by townsendjimathotmale 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Missing Mom Becomes a Prostitute





It happened when I was 13 yrs old, me and my mom are all alone,,, no relatives no one to support us. Mom used to search for employment and I used to help her out in all kinds of work. What I came to know when I became older was that my mom in her college days was a beauty and had so many guys around her trying for a chance to experience her body which was 37-26-38, 5’5’’ tall whitish complexion more she looks like vijayashanti in telugu movies. She fell in love
... Continue»
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride him. He didn't know where to look. She was so beautiful. So naughty. She wore flawless make-up. Her eyes smokey with shadow. Seductive. Her lips were a shiny gloss. She wore a red and black corset. One nipple slipping into view as she leant forward and kissed him. Between his naked thighs, his cock twitched against her fishnet stocking clad leg.
"I'm going to fuck you so hard," whispered Jools, her voice a hot whisper in his ear. She nuzzled his neck. Took one of his hands and placed it between her thighs. Under her palm his fingers rubbed at the sheer panties a... Continue»
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride me. I couldn't believe my good fortune. Such a beautiful woman- dressed in heels, stockings and a red and black leather corset. Her sheer panties lay on the floor and I couldn't take my eyes from between her legs.
"I'm going to fuck you hard, sweetheart," Jools said, her breath a hot whisper in my ear. "I'm going to take all that cum you have for me."
"Oh my god," I managed to whisper.
Jools took my fingers and under the palm of her hand she had me work that sweet pussy. My eager fingers found her clit and she helped me slide a finger into her hot core.
She rocked bac... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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TV Cuckolds

A lazy, inattentive manc***d marries a hot, nagging wife. It's a television trope, a device that allows for lots of storyline hijinks. The characters' sex lives are barely implied or even nonexistant on screen, but what if

10. Temperance Brennan, BONES

Bones is no one's doting, submissive wife. She is unemotional & unattached; early in the series we learn that she enjoys casual NSA sex. A frequent diatribe from her is that the anthropological need for monogamy is outmoded. Bones would take a lover & coldly admonish you for if you were upset by it. Temperance is also one of the more like... Continue»
Posted by poobah 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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no fucking chapter one

It’s time to play hard. Last night I got caught up in a fit of rage. I introduced the group of boys known as ‘the losers.’ Brent was a tall dork with a bad haircut and raging teenage acne. In his memory I was not girlfriend material. He hadn’t dated a girl and he was a sophomore. I entered the equation as a delinquent freshman pretending to be innocent. Another night I will tell you the story of devious behavior before I was a freshman. How I lost my virginity is a totally different story. Being in the gifted program I developed a double life. All of my academic peers were wealthy, w... Continue»
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chinese ball torture chapter two

I knew it was danny’s last night in town. I wanted to make it special. It was his idea to go see a play at a fancy theater. My dad was a douchebag about some issues. Trust me I still got away with murder. He was old fashioned about making me wait until I was sixteen to have my first real date. I hated him for that shit. I was not your average k**. I had a huge secret. Right after I turned f******n my dad got me a job at the restaurant where he worked. It was all kinds of i*****l and corrupt. People thought I was a slacker in my advanced classes. Nearly every weeknight I worked from... Continue»
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humor


Softness and hardness
A man bumps against a woman in a hotel lobby. During the collision the elbow mound against the chest thereof. They are both surprised. The man turns to her and say,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."
To which she replied:
"If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Influantes Stats
A businessman boarded a train and finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman. He notices that she is reading a book about sexual statistics. He asked about this, and she will answer:
"This is a very interesting book. So th... Continue»
Posted by bastos78 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My Naughty Confession 3 (My Teacher)

High school was a time when my sexual interests bloomed, sometimes feverishly, like most adolescents, I presume. I've had a lot of sexual interests towards the opposite sex, mostly for a bunch of my female classmates and my female teachers, most of whom I have actually had many sexual fantasies about. But unfortunately, they were mostly fantasies, and not exactly real sexual experiences, although I did find a few certain masturbation techniques that were useful.

Of all the ladies at my old high school that I've sexually fantasized about, there was one teacher that I will never ever forget. ... Continue»
Posted by enzoluciano 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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TYRONE TABOO

I hope I get it right this time. My politics are not for my entertainment. Still I'm not very good at being truthful about how I see the things going on in this world. I have been exposed to pornography in the past but I thought that my interest in it was only temporary, like the appearance of smoke from someone smoking a cigarette.
The smoke disappears from sight. That is how I dealt with pornography. I watched it and then threw it into the garbage. I exposed myself to it and then banished it from sight. I did not believe that I had a permanent interest in sexual hedonism, I told myself that... Continue»
Posted by Satan_Quin 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY CHAPTER SIX

THEADVENTURES OF HARRY CHAPTER SIX
You’d think I could get the chapter headings consistent and then of course there is the out order issue. Maybe someday I’ll go back and rearrange them. But I digress. It’s time we met Barbara.
I mentioned before that we worked for the same company but in different departments. We met when my group decided to go out for happy hour one Friday. Someone knew people in sales and invited them. Barbara was in sales and she came along. We hit it off pretty well, but made no plans or anything like that. I had a steady girl at the time and her status wasn’t discussed... Continue»
Posted by justluvtrans 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Christmas Holly

It was early Christmas morning; actually it was 1:30am, when Holly awoke and heard and rustle, she couldn`t place where it was coming from. Suddenly she spotted a figure emerge from around the bedroom door. She knew it wasn’t Luke as he had his firm cock nestled along the crack of her bum cheeks; Holly could tell Luke was dreaming of one of the video`s they had watched on xhamster last night.

Suddenly the figure approached the edge of the bed and you Holly saw that it was Flasher974 Santa; he was dressed in a full Father Christmas outfit with hat, beard, coat and red trousers and black sh... Continue»
Posted by flasher974 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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