Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 103
By the time we got to my place I was sober enough to remember the promise I made to Dennis. When he came out from the bathroom I offered him a seat in my recliner.
"Time for your lesson," I announced grabbing for his big hairy penis.
"Actually," replied Dennis. "I just want you to do me like you did on the set."
"Well in that case," I answered. "Pardon me while I slip into something more comfortable."
As fast as I could I changed in the dressing roo... Continue»
Nikki was the first to blow. S/he caught me square in the eye.
"Oh! I'm cumming," s/he shouted.
That caused a chain reaction. Francesca splashed me on one side while Zaza got me on the other.
"Fuck!' shouted Nick in frustration. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"I'm OK!" I assured Dennis.
"Now what do we do?" asked Zaza.
And with that one of Gigi's favorite movies popped into my head.
"Come on everybody! It's like what Judy Garla... Continue»
I was walking down my street one day and I saw this women cumming over the haze,I said hey hi how do you do my names James do you fancy a screw,so I took her upstairs and got it out stuck it in her minge and made her shout,we tossed and turned until we was tired,I stuck it her mouth then i fired! The very next day she phoned me up invited me another fuck,and has she sat upon my chest this humongouse turd fell upon my chest so has she bent down too give my knob a kiss,I was busting for a piss,so has I tinkled in her gob her mouth slammed shut she bit off me knob! She took me too hospital in her... Continue»
You think it will never happen and then...
I was spending a few hours jacking off the other day while I was watching my favorite site, Xhamster. I was looking at pictures and found a new hottie I liked named Melissa. She only has a couple of pictures on the site but I was stroking pretty hard to them.
When you stroke for a long time you build up a pretty good cumblast waiting to happen. I was heavily stroking, thinking of Melissa's cute ass and how good it would feel to fuck her doggy-style when I shot a short quick blast.
It rose up into the air. Normally I shoot a little to the left... Continue»
Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
"Back in med evil days Gay sex was more in the open."
"Behold Hector, someone with their head and arms
caught in the stockade. Let us make haste
and part his ass cheeks forthwith!"
"You go ahead Orville I will go to the village and summon
the brethren so we can have a proper gang bang!"
The room was filled with cigarette smoke. But that wasn't a problem for two reasons. One we weren't at work and two I had started smoking again to help me over the estrogen roller co... Continue»
When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
He stands, staring down into the clear pool seeing reflections of others. Others that he has known and some he only wished he had known. His thoughts are not the clear thoughts of a man in true consideration of events gone by, but a cyclone of pictures like the vision one is said to have before dying. He is not dying, he is very much alive and in complete control. His heart beats at a rhythm he is himself imposing. As the rhythm increases so does the cyclone of thought. What is seen doesn’t matter anymore as long as the rhythm is kept. His eyes are now clenched shut; grinding teeth, clear pear... Continue»
I loved this story and wanted to share it, the writer is "horrorotica" here is a link to the main story: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-stepmother
As eighteen-year-old Dale Barrett travelled home by train, he felt excited about seeing his stepmom for the first time since spring break. Nervous energy made his heartbeat fast, his stomach feel funny, and his fingers tingle. The reason he felt so nervous about coming home is that his stepmother had told him that she knew about his little secret.
She seemed keen to talk about it with him at the time, but only if he wanted too, of course. Dal... Continue»
Man talks to his eleven-year-old son about sex...fifth stab at humor...
The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)
Hello everyone. I know I talked about my ex-wife and mentioned my daughter briefly, but I never mentioned my son. His name is Mike. I just had to bring him up since this being a sex theme site, I was reminded of a talk we had some years ago. You know the talk. Oh yes, that talk. I can't recall how it went exactly, but I think it went something like this.
I was sitting around the kitchen table with my wife Kim. I had a bourbon in front of me and I was looking for... Continue»
You are the coolest chick for bringing those feet in my face,the camera got fuzzy alot, if it was HD.....OH MA SOOUL BE CUMIN" RITE ONNA OUT MY BIG PEE HO! ALL women should have the feet featured I WILL DECREE with my fellow foot soldiers, the worthiness of said feet. I see cocks all day and night on this sight that have probably created more lesbians than all the DNA of 20 generations,no some dudes hate feet no matter what, and whats the big acceptable "fetish" ASS ASS ASS-no it's ASS-HOLE_E COLI-HEPATITIS A+ - DYSENTERY- 1000+ SPECIES/GENUS/f****y/ORDER/CLASS/PHYLUM/KINGD... Continue»
one night i had a dream. it started with me and my friend. we was in my bedroom talking about girls we would like to fuck. but he didn't know i was gay. so just talk for a long time. but it was getting late so choose to go to bed. but i couldn't sl**p. so i reach in my boxers and play with my 5.5 dick thinking about my friend. i never seem him nude. but i been thinking about it. well i got scare when i heard a noise. i look up and saw my friend watching. he ask me what i was thinking about and i said you. he smile and said i'm not gay but i will let you suck me and then i will fuck you. i got ... Continue»
The other day I was soooooo horny. I just staring out my window when I saw my nieghbor jacking off looking at me. I decided to tease him and showed him my breasts. He wanked harder and harder, and I motioned for him to stop and come over. He came over and he fucked my pussy almost raw. I was screaming soooo loud. I thought I was going to cum, and pissed everywhere instead of cumming. I was humiliated. He said it was ok, as long as he could cum on my face. He finished and dropped the biggest load on my face. It felt sooo good. He told me he wouldn't tell anyone about my accident if I went to... Continue»
It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
You know you have faith in someone to only find out how really sick they are.....who in their right mind would find pregnant women appealing? Especially when you have a slim good looking thing at home? Who in their right mind would go to a motel for what i call a pornathon? Damm your hand really needs to be sore maybe that is why u have more muscles on the right than the left. And interested in chicks with dicks? Just wrong......I love sex and think it is the most erotic thing.....not with this dirbag though...hummm nice anything man but this one..........gosh he would be tired lol.......... Continue»
I was on the phone talking to my male friend Shawn from high school. Shawn was a smart guy who was chubby in high school, but I never cared we had classes together and I would talk to him about gossip in the school and homework. He wore glasses and was dark chocolate. I was a dark brown girl very top heavy, insecure, short pixie untamed hair cut, with the self confidence to drown a cockroach. we kept in touch ever since graduation. He is probably the only person from school whose number I can dail w/o digging in my phone for it. Yeah I know him THAT well.
I also know that he's wanted to da... Continue»
Yes I was nick-named the picture man. I had this traveling sales job years ago where I set up in department stores and signed up people to come in and have f****y pictures made. It was around 7:30 pm when I seen this Gorgeous woman enter the store, well I seen long dirty blond hair and a body that was built like no other.. and in minutes while talking to other customers she was gone. but on my mind. then 15 minutes later there she was walking my way, she got right next to my display, I taped her arm and as she turned around she looked to be about 60/70 years old by her face! I said you know yo... Continue»
i was a bit young and for legal reasons im not telling you my age when i lost my virginaty but i will tell you this, NEVER FUCK A GIRL THAT HAS A STUPID s****r. it was a wednesday and i was walking to my girlfriends house to do.. you know, we enter the house to find only her cat and some beer bottes by her stairs, we disposed the beer bottles and went to her bed room, i startid to kiss her and she pulled my top of, i started to toach her breasts and get more and more sexual towards her, she pulled my trousers down leaving my pants and socks,then she took her top of and skirt, i un-hooked her b... Continue»
Just left a bomb party with a celeb party. Fucked this guy in the bathroom. His wife was outside. Made him cum back to back with my fat wet juicy sloppy pussy. He said his wife has never made him do that. I sucked his dick while stroking it with my tougue as I rubbed his balls. I then began to suck his balls while jacking him off. He panted and panted as I licked his balls. What white balls he had...hahaha.. he said he always wanted a black bitch.. my mouth got juicy when he said that. Made him cum so hard it skeeted hard all over my face. O got it up again by rubbing his balls gently, I lai... Continue»