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The Cross Dresser and The Big Fat Fuck

As soon as the door closed to her place Debbie started squeezing me tight. Before I knew it I was the one with my dress around my ankles. Soon I was being pulled down the hall to Debbie's bedroom. While I sat on her bed, Debbie went in her bathroom to freshen up.

When she came out she was wearing a sexy red night gown. If it weren't for the fact it was a size 6X you might have thought Debbie bought the thing at Victoria's Secret.

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Debbie was one big fat fuck of a woman. I used to sa... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 6 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A YOUNG SOLACE

b*****r of my late grandfather had a house at the seaside. I’ve bee spending free summer vacations there since I was k**. He and his wife were retired and had a nice house in a quiet neighborhood of the town. I would spend whole day at he beach, hanging with local k**s and exploring the nature and landscapes.
I was having another beautiful month of a summer holydays there. Unfortunately, my grandmother (wife of my grandfather’s b*****r; I called them ’grandpa’ and ’grandma’) started to have a hard time with her rheumatism and arthritis, so her daughter found her a parlormaid. The maid was ki... Continue»
Posted by JohnDough11111 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Sex With A Widow Mature Lady Whom I Met In An Func



Hi friends am a great fan of the sex stories, after a lot of courage this is my first sex story which was encountered with and am still enjoying with that sweet lady.

Let me quick jump into the story. Well am Raj (name changed) and am 31 years old married with good body, 6’1 height with 75 kg weight well built.

The story begins like this, I had been to a function with my parents there I met a lady she must be around 45 but I must say she does not like she is her 40’s she looked like she is 30yrs old, I was drinking juice
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Posted by bava12 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Getting to Know Me

When i was 15 i was going through the womanly changes in life that all of my friends have gone through. I was the only one with the tits of a 12 year old and who has yet to get their period. (i know its odd but still) I wanted to belong it was like a club that i NEEDED to be a memeber of. Late one fall evening i came home from school with an itch that needed to be sctratched.

I waited until my parents were asl**p. I lay in my bedroom and get into my bed, still horny my fingers did their walking down my left thigh and my right snaked its way up the right. All i did ... Continue»
Posted by SweetLipz 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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In Flight Fuck

"If you're the kind of guy I think you are," he said. "Then I
know you'll accept this token of my gratitude."

"A simple handshake would suffice," I joked, as Tommy pulled down
my pants. My cock was rapidly rising to the occasion.

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It was a good thing I was awake. The plane was about to land and the flight
attendants were checking everyone. After all my crazy dreams if one of them
had nudged me while I was sl**ping I know I would have screamed like a little
girl.

When I glanced to... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 6 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Being a Dad.

I was a very shy adult, my cock was unused apart from the very rare wank when I would dream of fucking a black lady called Elsie.
She lived 2 houses away from my house, she was probably in her 40's, her husband had fucked off years ago, he was your typical nigger, smoked Ganga, didn't wash much, didn't know the meaning of work, basically he was a black twat.

Elsie lived on her own, she never had k**s but she was a hard working woman and clever. She had a masters degree in biology and taught at the local tech college. She is a tall lady maybe 6 ft 2ins, she is as black as you can get but wo... Continue»
Posted by Arryboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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was it a dream

Years ago as a young apprentice I was coming home from night school on a mid winter night. I used to catch the last train at night which was never busy as it stopped at the end of the line for the night ready for the first morning train. As I stayed not far from the terminus station it was nice to relax knowing that I wouldn’t miss my stop. There was only two other passengers waiting on the platform. One was a middle aged man and the other was an elder lady of about sixty. The train slid into the station with a familiar his of steam which billowed out over the platform hiding every one b... Continue»
Posted by trickydicky111 6 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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a night with morning glory


I was at home on vacation and i lived 2 weeks with a girl I fucked.

My ex girlfriend lives just a few miles in the next village.
She saw due to facebook that I was in town.
So she contacted me in order a meet me.

I never expected that she is gonna contact me as she broke up with me and I made me really ridicilous afterwards.
However, I was all excited but then she became sick over christmas and we did not meet up

Anyway, I still fucked the hot 21 year old hottie where I lived while I was in my hometown. So it was not too bad.

But after a few days, the last day ... Continue»
Posted by Padde84 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Right hand, left lane

Right hand, left lane

A little poem of love for
a teen driving dangerously


Right hand driving
Fast, hence left lane
On the road again
From West to East
From Left to Right
And back again
High speed, I know

Your little secret

It´s the hole in your pocket.
I know you did it on purpose.
Irish red-head swinging to the East.
Singing a song of love and longing.

Who are you? Old enough to drive?
A sexy hole in your pocket.
So you can drive very fast?

Your button of love

I know your dirty little secret.
You press your special button
All th... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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hot s****r

i will tell u my story! Sex with friends s****r
when i was 13 my friend's s****r is 8 year elder to me and him and her boobs is round and sexy, her armpits is very smelly and hairy. I often go his house to meet him but side-by-side I want to see his s****r. One day I had gone to his house and his s*s is sl**ping in pajama and her pajama (nightwear) is torn from her panty side and her panty is clearly visible. but i do nothing. After one week i go to his house nd that time he is not in house only his elder s****r is in house lonely in cut sleeves Kurti(top)nd in pajama(bottom wear) she say
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Posted by ishaan217 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Tales of a Bullying "Victim" Part 1


This work is a piece of fiction, however it is heavily inspired by true events
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I was sitting alone at the back of the top deck on a bus one day, making my way home from school. I was 16 at the time, and could not wait to get in after a tough day. As usual, the bus was pretty empty as I lived the furthest away from school and after a few stops all the other k**s had gotten off at their stops already. The bus pulled up at a stop and I heard loud girlish talking and laughing. A group of girls heavily trodded up t... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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my hot wife was the boss

THIS STORY IS FICTION ONLY AND IS NOT INTENDED TO AFFEND ANY PERSON SO PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASY AFFENDED THANKS.

Hi my name is Tim Carter and my wife is Cathy Part of my job entails entertaining clients and potential new clients and sometimes their wives, husbands or girlfriends come along too. On such occasions Cathy my wife of five years will often come with me. She is excellent company and very good with the clients and their partners and just happens to look great too. Cathy loves socializing and thoroughly enjoys these nights out, especially if it entails eating out in one of... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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ivy league

IVY League Ch 1 I found this story on line

Rebecca Palmer was concerned about a couple of boys her son, Danny, has been hanging around with. Being on the PTA (Parent Teacher Association) board at his high school she knows a lot about the reputations of the students, so it concerned her when he hung out with the well-known trouble-makers. Danny is such a nice boy and didn't need those kinds of influences in his life, but it was so hard for her to prevent it.

Mike Brantley and Ben Thompson were the two boys Mrs. Palmer was concerned with. They were both eighteen year-old seniors at Parkvi... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Some blow jobs I have known, a recollection

This morning I was musing on some of the good blow jobs I have received and thought I might share some:

P - Expert technique, loved to pay attention to cockhead, shaft and balls. Plus had the skill to look into your eyes while doing it. She read a lot of womens magazines and took tips from them. Swallowed too, excellent girl when you just wanted to cum and couldn't be bothered fucking her.

J - I was the first (so she said) to come in her mouth. I was kneeling over her feeding my cock in my old single bed. Easing in and out of her mouth until I came in a deliciously slow orgasm.... Continue»
Posted by romand 6 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Best Day

I was doing my cleaning duties, Big cotton pants, tan tights, Skirt and blouse from charity shop. Knock on the door, as usual I went to hide in the bathroom. Its ok you can come out. When I went in the lounge there was wifes best mate H. She smiled as I felt like dying. Oh I see what you mean!! My wife K said lift your skirt! I was close to tears. Look at those panties said H oh dear how sad are those?.

I was sent to shower and shave all my pubes. When I got to the bedroom there was a pair of French knickers and hold up stockings. A nice black bra with inserts plus a red underskirt. I dre... Continue»
Posted by davanamx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Tow the Line: Part 2 "Party Where Your Heart

As I Stepped inside the J Dorm I could tell all eyes were on me. As I dodged awkward glances and pointed jabs I happened to catch a glimpse of Audrey leaning against a back wall.

"Hey Trash Can Guy!" she shouted waving me over.

"Sorry I never asked your name." she added as I crossed over.

"It's Nicholas Frost, most people call me Nick." I said lying...well not exactly, more like half truthing. Nicholas is my Middle Name, my first name is Calvin after President Coolidge (Don't ask me why).

"Nick I wanna properly introduce you to some friends. You met Damon already." she said poi... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Smallest cock she's ever seen! And a prematu

So I was working the night shift at the hotel (which I normally hate doing!) and in come a couple of very pretty 18 year old girls who had been out in town. One of them went straight upstairs to bed, but the other one decided to stay and chat for a while. I could immediately tell that she was both interested in me and very horny, so when I said I was going outside for a smoke, she asked if she could join me. When we got outside, she made it very clear that she wanted to have some fun and approached me and started to kiss me. After a few minutes, I made my way up her skirt and pulled her lit... Continue»
Posted by 5inchsoffun 10 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Watching Neighbor 2

My neighbor Linda lived down the block from me and I had seen her get fucked by her "friend" as well as her boyfriend. I have not been able to have a repeat of that session (although I have looked enough), Linda came to me and asked if she could "borrow" $50.00. Well I knew that there were two chances I would ever see that money again (Little and None), But I humored her telling her that I would lend it to her if she would allow me to touch her titties. She always declined and said she was NOT THAT kind of girl. I just smiled at her and she left.
2 days later I was just getting home when she ... Continue»
Posted by frogfur 8 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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She Watched

Rick ran on the treadmill trying to forget is problems, he continued to have flash backs of his failure as a man, a failure as a husband. Rick continued to ran as fast as he could as he looked down at the minutes knowing he was nowhere near braking any kind of record so he hit the stop button with his head down in defeat he was snapped back to reality by his wife, you can’t run away from being a sissy boy Rick, you might as well come down he is not leaving anytime soon. Rick wife Carla was a sexy Cuban woman fully equipped with the curves, like a grown woman should have. She stood there arms c... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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