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Sex,,,, In a playhouse True Story (no Lie)

LOL ok peeps heres a crazy story about my first sexual experience. I met this beautiful chick named Raven we were about 11-12 at the time she was older and we both went to school together we were Very good friends(too bad i cant find her anymore:( ). We would always play house inside this playhouse that was at this park..................
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Posted by augustboy17 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1486  |  
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My b*****r Fucked me

On Feb 21 last week after I have finished my tuition at about 6.30 pm and all three pupils have left my house and I took a quick shower and cooked for my dinner. I was alone at home and my husband have gone to singapore for business needs. After watching TV for some time it was nearing 9 pm and I was having my dinner. My phone rings and when I took the phone it was the girl student and she have some more doubts about tommorows exam and she was afraid of exams. So I agree to clear her doubts and told her to come to my home. It was 9.15 pm and after 5mins she knocks at my door and I opened the d... Continue»
Posted by simpleunions 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8497  |  
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A husbands secret

One night on my way home from a meeting I pulled into a local beauty spot, very shortly after I had arrived a sports car pulled up along side me, I looked across and saw a young couple who started kissing and stripping each other off, seemingly oblivious to the fact that I was sitting watching their every move.
As I watched the front seats went back and the guy put his head between the girls legs, she moved forward in her seat and spread her legs then looked over at me and smiled, put her hands into her bra and released a perfect pair of mammoth tits which she stretched to the sky by pulling... Continue»
Posted by zero66 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1271  |  
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The Sexual Awakening Part 2

Saturday:

I sat at the Breakfast table with my head down, as I shovelled a spoonfull of Cheerios in my mouth mom broke the silence. "So how was tits?" she asked. "I'm sorry what?" I asked not sure what I heard was right. "How was it, your birthday I mean? Get any good gifts from you friends at school?" My mind flashed back to Mrs. Macy f***efully fucking me in her office and I must've smiled because mom said "That good huh?"

"Yeah it was..umm...one for the record books." I said with a smile. "Are you finished?" Mom said gesturing to the empty bowl. "Yeah, here." I said handing it to he... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1021  |  
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Not speaking.........again.

“Hello love, I'm home”, I said as I closed front door.

There was no reply. After three day she still wasn't speaking to me. When I say not speaking that is not exactly the truth. Not speaking means I was actually being treated to a series of monologues about my grievous faults. Whenever I tried to say something in my defence, it was ignored. I must have apologised about a dozen times. It seemed that wasn't enough. She was really going to milk this one for all it was worth.

She appeared out of the kitchen, wearing a dressing gown and a look of disdain as she brushed past me and went u... Continue»
Posted by harrymunx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 519  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3294  |  
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Older Ladies

So this happened on my 18th birthday this older chick(whose name I will not disclose) that was my neighbor. She had watched me grow up my whole life. She was a milf, in fact she was my best friends mom. So the story is simple she came over to my house to wish me a happy birthday, but she said she left my gift at her house. We went back and she had started taking her clothes off. Right then and there I had the biggest smile on my face. So she started off sucking my dick. Then I went down on her she was moaning so loud, I thought the whole neighborhood would hear her. She then screamed stick you... Continue»
Posted by jingle223 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1663  |  
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piss

i woke up in the night and had to have a piss so held it in as long as i could and could feel my ball getting bigger and buy dick was pumping and pumping and just let go the piss fill my pants and soke my bed and it ran down my leg and it was a good feeling and i cum at the same time and left my room and as i left my room my mum went in and she could see all the piss and cum and said come with me so i did and my mum put me in her bed and lick my ball to get the cum off and piss and she sat on my face and said i have to clean that up and she piss on my face and piss on my dick so i pull of my a... Continue»
Posted by jimbob12345 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 443  |  
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The Best Blowjob I ever had

, when I wasn't expecting anything. This happened to me last night when I was coming back from my girlfriend's home. I left my girl's place and stopped at the Burger Hut to grab something to eat. Got my stuff and couldn't find a table to sit as it was downtown and there were people everywhere. After searching upstairs, I saw there was a very sexy teenager sitting alone so I went to ask if I could share the table. She said yes. At that time I wasn't even paying attention to the girl opposite to me. After a while she started asking me some questions and I started noticing her nipples coming out ... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1273  |  
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The Homebrew

On the Friday of Faye's third week of absence from the lab, our boss sent me round to check on her. There's only so long you can play the "bit of a bug" card before it becomes taking the piss.

When I rang her bell and waited, I didn't think she was going to answer. It even crossed my mind that she might have bagged a sneaky last-minute flight to somewhere decidedly warmer than dreary old Scotland and had been phoning in her "still not better, I'm afraids" from a poolside somewhere gloriously hot. If I hadn't already been pissed off at her for making me cover her workload, that thought pushe... Continue»
Posted by Kinnie 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 669  |  
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MY FIRST BJ

My first BJ also my first story, not very exciting but sure what the hell.

Was quite a few years back now, in the days when you stand outside the off license and ask people passing by to get your drink..
My friends and i (about 15 of us) heard about a bonfire party in the woods (deerpark for those from Dublin :D)
It was brilliant there was loads of people up there dozens of groups massive bonfire music blaring and plenty of babes My friends didnt seem to be enjoying themselves and decided to leave and head to McDonalds (how that seemed the better option i will never know).
Against all lo... Continue»
Posted by crawler20 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2653  |  
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THE STRANGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE

THE STRANGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE
It was on the top shelf on an old bookcase, covered with dust and barely visible. Lisa decided she had to find out what it was. Of all the things in the old junk shop, it aroused her curiosity most. She had looked through old books, prints, and postcards for hours. Nothing had caught her interest. Now the old box, high and out of reach, intrigued her. She looked around for the old man who ran the store. But he had gone into the back room. She saw a stepladder across the room and brought it over to the bookcase. It shook on the uneven floorboards as she climbed to t... Continue»
Posted by JASON4VOORHEES2 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 849  |  
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Wake up Call

I was lying in bed at 6AM on a Sunday morning when my doorbell rang. I walked downstairs to see my friend's beautiful 22-year-old wife at my door alone. She worked down the street and somehow got to work 3 hours early. She didn't want to stay at work for 3 hours, so she came to my apartment. I told her she could chill, but I needed to sl**p. She didn't hesitate to get into bed with me. She told me she wanted to film some amateur porn with her husband. I told her that she might need to rehearse before getting in front of the camera. She, then, pulled down my jeans and shoved my c... Continue»
Posted by zombieguy1 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2222  |  
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sex party

This was to be my first time at the 'party' I didn't know exactly what was involved but I knew it was a privalige to be invited. I had provided a certificate from the clinic to say that I was free of sexual diseases and another to show that I was using birth control. Finally I had signed an agreement, although I wasnt sure what I was agreeing to as I wasn't alowed to read it.
So now I stood nervously before the table. Three people faced me, two men and in the middle a woman I didn't know. She spoke
"As we have a new member there will be only one name in the bowl... Continue»
Posted by celcus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 560  |  
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NYMPHOCOM - ch 02

The Mind Control Machine


Chapter 2 - Julie wants more


During the next few days I did not see Julie and, as her boyfriend was probably back, I did not want to check on her. I was concerned about what were her thoughts ... Would she go crazy about what she had done ? Had she noticed that she had been influenced by an outside f***e ? I did not want to try the NYMPHOCOM on another girl before having made sure that its waves were completely harmless, except for a girl's sexuality of course. I had checked the device entirely several times and apart for the orgasm triggered by the cum swa... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 344  |  
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Vickies Boyfriend

This story begins in my bedroom, with my friend and her new boyfriend. We were all roughly 19 to 20 at the time. I had just brought a new gaming console and thought it would be a good idea to invite my friend over along with her boyfriend (who she invited by the way) so we could try it out.

My friend had been dating this new bloke just over 2 weeks and I could tell that she was pretty into him, although she hadn’t slept with him yet or done anything sexual, from what she told. To be honest I thought nothing of it. She had a new boyfriend every other month or so, in my opinion it was only a... Continue»
Posted by Red555 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1443  |  
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Dibs

None of my friends liked Dibs, I don't even
think they knew his real name, just the stupid
nickname some sarcastic teacher gave him.
Dibs was very quiet, never spoke much, seemed to
have no friends. None except me that is. My friends
made fun of him, teased him or ignored him. Well
everyone did really. But I liked him. I liked his
resilience, never seeming to care that he wasn't
part of the social scene. I liked the way that he
was so much clever than everyone, including the teachers
but he was never arrogant. In fact he tried to hide
his intelligence sensing that it ... Continue»
Posted by celcus 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 256  |  
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Favorite Fantasies #3



The scene is a one-room schoolhouse, somewhere out West.
The teacher is about my age, thirty-five, or even older. But she is
a virgin, a frustrated old maid. She has kept one of the pupils
after school, a strong, six-foot-tall boy who isn’t too bright. She
goes through a stern lecture with him about how he’s not been
paying attention during class, etc. She asks him two or three
tough questions, and when he can’t answer says she’s going to
have to punish him. She tells him to take down his pants; he’s
embarrassed but ... Continue»
Posted by hard_for_yu 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 268  |  
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Flaunting It At the Frat Party

Flaunting It At the Frat Party


The name is Tolden. James Tolden. There are three things you need to know about me.....
One:
I am tall. My towering height of 6’9” made me a natural for basketball, and my talent made me a star.
Two:
I am hung like a Bull Elephant. The same early growth spurts which gave me height, also added copious inches to my manhood, which was well-sized to begin with.
Three:
I am not above humiliating a lesser man. I’ve done it lots of times. This was the first.
I had been invited to my first Frat party my freshman year of ... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 551  |  
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Cum for me

it was a late thursday evening, i was revising hard for my biology exam, i got to the sex ed part of my revision guide and my penis grew like a daffodil spring,i was stroking my penis tirelessley when my nan walked in, out of nowhere saucey music began to play, she took off her dressing gown and uttered the words " let me play with your daffodildo big boy" and then she died. ... Continue»
Posted by thebakemeister 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 394  |  
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