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Company of Men

"COMPANY OF MEN” written by Janet

Diane a former prostitute want to escape away from her abusing
pimps, and other men. She wants to change her life around just to become a
normal person, she want to go back to school, get a good job. But, it's
seem whatever she do, she always fail. Diane loves to dress sexy, she
is 45 year old, and has an athlete shape with a size 48 D cup breast. Her
hips is very wide and her ass shake very heavy when she walk. Guys
can't resist stopping and staring at her. She just ignores them and continues
walking. One day she had a... Continue»
Posted by hotblackpussy42 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1113  |  
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Mike and Becky

Mike and Becky met in a bar in Louisiana, Mike had never been in that state before, he had never been in the country but had contacted Becky through an internet site! This sounds strange but it is not really! They both had a few drinks then Becky said " I feel I have been really naughty, what would you like to do to me?" Mike said ..." Well Girl a bit of corporal punishment should be in order!" "OH What sort??" ! A Fucking good thrashing, over my knee! He pulled her skirt up, her panties down then spanked her on the bit between her thighs and buttocks, Becky came almost at once, Mike pulled... Continue»
Posted by tusker 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 417  |  
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New swingers bar in Hamilton NZ

Beneath their conservative facade Waikato suburbs have been a hotbed of swinging for years, says the owner of a new partner-swapping venue in central Hamilton.

Louise Colton opened Club 52 in Victoria St last night – a new bar billed as a "classy, erotic lounge bar for adults" which is the city's first specifically for swingers.

"It's a swingers' club. As soon as you say that people know exactly what you're talking about," Ms Colton said. The business offers an upmarket venue for swinging Waikato couples to meet like-minded others and has bee... Continue»
Posted by billstew 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1245  |  
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Cuckold Excitment

My wife has cuckolded me our entire marrage. I enjoy when she allows me to watch but to be honest I enjoy hearing her tell me about one of her encounters even more. This story is one she and I had a few days ago. We where invited to the company she works for Christmas party. It was semiformal , I wore a tie and jacket and she wore a little black dress. She has great legs and she really loves to show them off every chance she gets. The dress had short sleaves and was low cut in the front , just low enough that with her pushup bra she had two beautiful round 34 B tits on display. But what real... Continue»
Posted by woreout 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 496  |  
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Growing up in a house full of women (Part 1)

GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN

This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4975  |  
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me and my wife

I love my wife and I love her big tits and fat ass and I like to play her big tits and cumming them.But I like to see pics and videos with big tits and big fat asses. I think to myself that every man likes.Sometimes I jack off to pics and videos.My wife does not know about it.I take pictures my wife while sl**ping.She has got very big tits.Someday in the morning I am going to take picture her big tits and I was griping by my hand her big tit and another I was going to take picture suddenli she was wake up and she was be very angri for me.I would like to give my wife's big tits to my profi... Continue»
Posted by jimi12 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 693  |  
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Memories From the Bush

"You've got to be k**ding!" I shouted out loud.

"Whoever thought to name a town that, must have had a huge hairy pussy fetish!"

"WELCOME TO BIG BEAVER PA." The sign said.

I had almost arrived at my new home in Pleasant Town Pa. population 55,000.*

There was no way I could concentrate on my language learning tapes now, not when I was this close to my destination.

Plus my mind was wandering too much anyway. Seeing that "Big Beaver" sign reminded me of my old college days.

Up near Albany NY there's a town everyone refers to ... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 304  |  
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close call

I got talking to a woman from work, we arranged to meet up for a drink one saturday night. after just one pint we couldnt wait so we went back to my car and drove off to find somewhere quiet. she couldnt wait for me to stop driving and was touching my growing cock. finally found somewhere to park, just a small gravel run off on a b road. we flattened the seats to give us a bit more room and ripped eachothers clothes off! the risk factor made it so much better! within 5 min she had squirted soaking my car seats! after about 20 min a van pulled up really quick, bright lights shining on the car. ... Continue»
Posted by jamie8422 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 692  |  
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The Perils of Dating Supergirl

Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.






Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2623  |  
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Better than Birthday Sex

It was Christmas day. My, at the time, girlfriend and I were visiting my side of the f****y. It was your average Christmas party, except for the fact that this side of my f****y is Irish and loves to drink. I'm not much of a drinker and prefer to live generally sober. So me and my girlfriend were hanging around waiting for all the festivities to be over so we could go about our lives.
We had been going out for nearly two years at this point and were fairly used to our relationship. Meaning that sex and pretty everything about each other was common place and while it all was enjoyable and fun... Continue»
Posted by derpstop 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1378  |  
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Sex,,,, In a playhouse True Story (no Lie)

LOL ok peeps heres a crazy story about my first sexual experience. I met this beautiful chick named Raven we were about 11-12 at the time she was older and we both went to school together we were Very good friends(too bad i cant find her anymore:( ). We would always play house inside this playhouse that was at this park..................
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Posted by augustboy17 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1486  |  
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My b*****r Fucked me

On Feb 21 last week after I have finished my tuition at about 6.30 pm and all three pupils have left my house and I took a quick shower and cooked for my dinner. I was alone at home and my husband have gone to singapore for business needs. After watching TV for some time it was nearing 9 pm and I was having my dinner. My phone rings and when I took the phone it was the girl student and she have some more doubts about tommorows exam and she was afraid of exams. So I agree to clear her doubts and told her to come to my home. It was 9.15 pm and after 5mins she knocks at my door and I opened the d... Continue»
Posted by simpleunions 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8500  |  
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A husbands secret

One night on my way home from a meeting I pulled into a local beauty spot, very shortly after I had arrived a sports car pulled up along side me, I looked across and saw a young couple who started kissing and stripping each other off, seemingly oblivious to the fact that I was sitting watching their every move.
As I watched the front seats went back and the guy put his head between the girls legs, she moved forward in her seat and spread her legs then looked over at me and smiled, put her hands into her bra and released a perfect pair of mammoth tits which she stretched to the sky by pulling... Continue»
Posted by zero66 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1272  |  
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The Sexual Awakening Part 2

Saturday:

I sat at the Breakfast table with my head down, as I shovelled a spoonfull of Cheerios in my mouth mom broke the silence. "So how was tits?" she asked. "I'm sorry what?" I asked not sure what I heard was right. "How was it, your birthday I mean? Get any good gifts from you friends at school?" My mind flashed back to Mrs. Macy f***efully fucking me in her office and I must've smiled because mom said "That good huh?"

"Yeah it was..umm...one for the record books." I said with a smile. "Are you finished?" Mom said gesturing to the empty bowl. "Yeah, here." I said handing it to he... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1022  |  
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Not speaking.........again.

“Hello love, I'm home”, I said as I closed front door.

There was no reply. After three day she still wasn't speaking to me. When I say not speaking that is not exactly the truth. Not speaking means I was actually being treated to a series of monologues about my grievous faults. Whenever I tried to say something in my defence, it was ignored. I must have apologised about a dozen times. It seemed that wasn't enough. She was really going to milk this one for all it was worth.

She appeared out of the kitchen, wearing a dressing gown and a look of disdain as she brushed past me and went u... Continue»
Posted by harrymunx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 519  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3296  |  
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Older Ladies

So this happened on my 18th birthday this older chick(whose name I will not disclose) that was my neighbor. She had watched me grow up my whole life. She was a milf, in fact she was my best friends mom. So the story is simple she came over to my house to wish me a happy birthday, but she said she left my gift at her house. We went back and she had started taking her clothes off. Right then and there I had the biggest smile on my face. So she started off sucking my dick. Then I went down on her she was moaning so loud, I thought the whole neighborhood would hear her. She then screamed stick you... Continue»
Posted by jingle223 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1664  |  
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piss

i woke up in the night and had to have a piss so held it in as long as i could and could feel my ball getting bigger and buy dick was pumping and pumping and just let go the piss fill my pants and soke my bed and it ran down my leg and it was a good feeling and i cum at the same time and left my room and as i left my room my mum went in and she could see all the piss and cum and said come with me so i did and my mum put me in her bed and lick my ball to get the cum off and piss and she sat on my face and said i have to clean that up and she piss on my face and piss on my dick so i pull of my a... Continue»
Posted by jimbob12345 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 443  |  
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The Best Blowjob I ever had

, when I wasn't expecting anything. This happened to me last night when I was coming back from my girlfriend's home. I left my girl's place and stopped at the Burger Hut to grab something to eat. Got my stuff and couldn't find a table to sit as it was downtown and there were people everywhere. After searching upstairs, I saw there was a very sexy teenager sitting alone so I went to ask if I could share the table. She said yes. At that time I wasn't even paying attention to the girl opposite to me. After a while she started asking me some questions and I started noticing her nipples coming out ... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1273  |  
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The Homebrew

On the Friday of Faye's third week of absence from the lab, our boss sent me round to check on her. There's only so long you can play the "bit of a bug" card before it becomes taking the piss.

When I rang her bell and waited, I didn't think she was going to answer. It even crossed my mind that she might have bagged a sneaky last-minute flight to somewhere decidedly warmer than dreary old Scotland and had been phoning in her "still not better, I'm afraids" from a poolside somewhere gloriously hot. If I hadn't already been pissed off at her for making me cover her workload, that thought pushe... Continue»
Posted by Kinnie 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 670  |  
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