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Dead Rosed

I haven't been able to sl**p lately. I started a new shift at work, and it seems like the world is always asl**p, while I'm awake at crazy hours,

working hard to afford the life I want us to live. I never wanted her to feel like I didn't care about her needs, because I do. I guess I just have trouble

exspressing how I feel sometimes. But i do it all for her. I do it all for us. She says I don't try hard enough to make time for her. She says that I

concern myself too much with money, and the things I think we "need". But I'm just trying to provide. I heard her talking in her sl**p ... Continue»
Posted by javabot9000 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 311  |  
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The bridge thing

It is a very warm summerday and we are go hiking. Walking behind the house up the mountain and the sun is burning on our skins. We walk along the paths and between the trees. After 2 hours we pass a house and move on after half an hour we arrive at a canyon. For our luck there is a plank bridge so we can go over the canyon. But when we arrive at half the bridge we stop and enjoy the good few from the mountain into the vale. You stand there and I was behind you. Feeling a little like having fun I grab your one hand with mine and bound you on one of the ropes of the bridge. With the other I grab... Continue»
Posted by John9090 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 556  |  
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B6 Chapter 3 Accusations

Chapter 3: Accusations

Jordan and Jeanne had just finished their session in the Milking devices. Because of the extra help that Dee Dee had given Jordan's balls, Jordan was the clear winner in this event. Both Barocca and Jeanne had finished viciously insulting and accusing Dee Dee and Tiffany of cheating of some sort.
At this point, Rhiannon and the Vectran girls entered the auditorium from the side. Rhiannon decided to make a bold entrance, and called out, "Well, well! Is this a private party, or can anyone join in?"
Everyone in the auditorium turned to face the new arrivals. ... Continue»
Posted by gregster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 57  |  
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B6 Chapter 16 Rebellion

Chapter 16: Rebellion

After leaving the temporary quarters with Rhiannon, Barocca had met Jeanne in the hallways, as they both headed towards Dee Dee's lab. They were just about to turn the corner to Dee Dee's lab, when they heard a door opening.
"Hold it, Jeanne. Someone's coming." The two girls stayed out of view, until the door had closed again. Barocca stuck her head out, and cautiously peered down the corridor. She watched Dee Dee disappear in the opposite direction.
"It's Dee Dee. Looks like no one's getting much sl**p tonight. I don't know where she's
going, but now ... Continue»
Posted by gregster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 106  |  
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B6 Chapter 18 Run For Your Life

Chapter 18: Run For Your Life

Barocca ran from Dee Dee's lab with all of the speed she could muster. She didn't know if she should try to make it to where her girls were staying on the other side of the Island in one sprint. Or if she should try short dashes, and lessen the time she was exposed in the hallways to the other girls.
Then Barocca decided upon a course of action for the short term. "I'll duck into the first
set of quarters that I can find. Then I'll call the other girls on the cellular phone, and tell them to be ready for me. I can use a short rest, and it'll make it... Continue»
Posted by gregster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 70  |  
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B7 Chapter 14 Epilog - The Enchantress

Chapter 14: Epilog - The Enchantress

Several days later, the Enchantress learned of her fate. The all-father had summoned her to his great hall to pronounce sentence upon her. She arrived at the appointed time, and stood outside before two of the guardsmen, before entering. They said nothing, but seemed to have a smirk upon their faces, as they held the great oaken door open for her. The Enchantress glared at them but did nothing else. She could not afford any type of incident, today of all days.
As she entered the hall, she saw the all-father gathered in close conference with sev... Continue»
Posted by gregster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 164  |  
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all about this dream on sex

-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?

I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Posted by russin 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 152  |  
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A VERY Painful Trip to See Mistress V - Memoir

A few months after I consensually ‘****d’ Sharon in the kitchen (see my previous story) the relationship was over and all it remained was for the bungalow to be sold so that we could go our separate ways…

In the meantime I had bought a subscription to Axis which was basically a contact mag for those into Fetish and BDSM. I had also placed a personal advertisement in there which was answered by a ‘Mistress V’ who was seeking a long term sub/slave. After an exchange of phone calls she asked me to travel up and meet her for a chat. This is my recollection of the day…

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Friday 5th ... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1158  |  
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The teacher and the student - Part 3 (A loving tri

I had an appointment with Nanci scheduled for late Tuesday afternoon.
She was stressed-out and there was no reason to prolong her agony over her grades, and I was going to let her off the hook.
Even knowing that my coed selection had already been made for the year and she was no longer a possibility, Nanci still made me silently gasp as she walked through the door, and I could see the truly radiant beauty that she was. Even with her eyes downcast and a frown on her face, she was gorgeous.

After she was seated, I explained that I had been watching her progress in class and on the essays... Continue»
Posted by elausente 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 763  |  
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Sister And Me After The Rain




Hello, this is Subhash from Bhopal today i am going to share a secret with all You guys which really happen a few years before. i am an average boy 5.7 height normal weight n normal size lund . now let me introduce You with whom this incident happen . it was my s****r Sangeeta age 22 height 5.4 size 34,28 33 she was just a normal girl as any other . so let me come to the story . me n my s****r were close fro... Continue»
Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1477  |  
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Me And My Gf In Bangalore Lost Our Virginity



Hi all I’m Raj today m going to narrate my first sex story with my gf Munu (her nick name) which happened in July 2012. I’m a average guy with a dick of 6” and she had boobs of size 36. I and my gf were from North East India, she was studying in Tamil Nadu and me in Bangalore. We were in a relationship for 5 months. We decided to have sex as we used to have phone sex.

So she came to Bangalore, I went to railway station to pick her up. She was wearing salwar kamez was looking damn hot. We drove towards my home in my 2 wheeler
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1082  |  
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Have you ever?

Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know? Have you ever had sex with someone you couldn't see? Have you ever had sex with more than one person? Have you ever let someone watch you have sex? Have you ever watched someone who didn't know? Have you ever told a secret to a stranger? Have you ever had phone sex with someone you met online? Have you ever had sex in public? Have you ever had sex through a glory hole? Have you ever masturbated outside? Have you ever not washed between lovers? Have you ever had sex with someone who just had sex? Have you ever shared home movies of... Continue»
Posted by BuckyGoldstein 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 480  |  
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Cousin Enjoying Sex

Hi I’m Preetam from Bettiah, Bihar. I’m studying in 10+2. Both my mother and father are government servant and i’m their 1st son. We live in a double bedroom flat in Patna. My parents sl**p in one bed room and i sl**p in another bedroom. My Cousing s****r Mausam (name changed) came to Bettiah for doing her Post-Graduation in a college and stays in our house. She sl**ps in my bedroom and some times in the hall. I started mastrubating from my 6th class.

So it all began like this , after she came and stayed in my bedroom, it became very uncomfortable for me mastrubate. So, i had to wait till s... Continue»
Posted by fuckutonight 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1188  |  
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More Than Just A Word

Beth smirked at her friend across the room and quickly sipped from her mid afternoon glass of Chablis in an attempt to stop herself from giggling. Jenna, her friend since school, wasn't fairing quite so well in stifling her own fit of girlish giggles. As her shoulders began to silently shake, Beth knew it was only a matter of time before her friend would let out her customary bizarre high pitched whine, which always preceded the inevitable complete break down into hysterics for both women.

Beth had been here many times before. Like the time, many years ago at a party, where Beth awoke to th... Continue»
Posted by stalfonzo 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 801  |  
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Mums Best friend.(Made up but hopefully you like i

I look at her as if she were a godess, she has long black hair you no down to the top of here butt, deep blue eyes and a great pair of lips that say kiss me soft or kiss me hard I just wont to be kissed But its my mums best friend what was i gonna do?
One morning as I woke I heard laughter from downstairs I know one was my mum but was not sure of the other laughter so i got dressed and went down to see who else was there as i went into the livingroom there she was the women i always seem to think about when im alone in my bedroom ;-). I could not belive it i'm stud there looking all tired a... Continue»
Posted by youngandfree 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 471  |  
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Orgy party with sis

I wake up groggy in the morning of saturday. My parents left early for a full day work. As, I wake up I notice my big s****r watching me as I stand up naked. I wear some clothes and walk out she asks me if i want to go to a private party with her. I agreed a party can't be harmless I thought. As, I waited for the party to begin I rubbed my rock hard dick to soother it. Soon, Katie,Josh, Jasmine, Krystal comes. I instantly blush when I see Krystal why because she is super hot. As, they greet us my s****r says let us begin. I was curious of what games we were going to play as she explains the co... Continue»
Posted by brianyang 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4114  |  
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at airport

i have been working at airport for 5 years and it was my first time having fuck at my work place ...one a night when i was standby a hot lady came and she missed her connection flight she was angry and was looking so hot coz of she missed meeting with her boyfriend...and i tryed to help her the closest flight was 8 hours later and i transferred her to that and i asked if she wanna she can hang with me there 2...she accepted..we were having fun and drinking our coffes there and she told me about her meeting and how she missed her boyfriends dick..i got hard and so hot ..i offered fucking with ... Continue»
Posted by drive_me 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2190  |  
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sex story

10:00pm im laying in my bed because i just had sex with my man but im mad because he didnt let me cum. So i get up and go in the living room to look at nasty movies on the notebook laptop. Im browsing on pornhub.com when i come across sexy milf geting pussy creampie. i watch it over and over again. i was so horny that when i was ready to go up stairs my legs buckled. i woke daddy up and instantly he knew what i wanted. he threw me on the bed from behind pushing his dick towards my pussy so deep from behind i started cumn. Now ladied i kinow it might sound but yes i came from behind and it felt... Continue»
Posted by neekah68 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2912  |  
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The Truth About Swinging 4

You're looking through the websites,and you and your spouse are going over countless profiles, from countless swingers,from not only your state,but every state,and all over the world;single males,couples,and what youre gonna notice,is how FEW and FAR and in between,are the single females,who are looking to have sex with another COUPLE.This is all but non-existent,and we will be going over this in the "Holy Grail" chapter of this series.MOST of what you are going to see,are couples, singles males and a few women.You will notice that all of these couples are as varied and as different as they ca... Continue»
Posted by heretic1 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 414  |  
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The Changing Room - Strange Relationship Version X

Caitlin’s log: Sunday, 10 a.m. I’m lying in bed with a terrible, nagging ache. You’d be forgiven for thinking I’d gone ten rounds with a Cabernet Sauvignon, but you’d be wrong. The ache was spiritual rather than physical, the apocalyptic realisation that for the third night running I’d lain awake for hours before falling asl**p, contemplating all manner of things related to re-igniting my sex life. See? That’s what I keep doing, dressing the issue up in euphemisms – “re-igniting my sex life”, “putting the excitement back into my... Continue»
Posted by ChrisTracy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 606  |  
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