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The Changing Room - Strange Relationship Version X

Caitlin’s log: Sunday, 10 a.m. I’m lying in bed with a terrible, nagging ache. You’d be forgiven for thinking I’d gone ten rounds with a Cabernet Sauvignon, but you’d be wrong. The ache was spiritual rather than physical, the apocalyptic realisation that for the third night running I’d lain awake for hours before falling asl**p, contemplating all manner of things related to re-igniting my sex life. See? That’s what I keep doing, dressing the issue up in euphemisms – “re-igniting my sex life”, “putting the excitement back into my... Continue»
Posted by ChrisTracy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 616  |  
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My addiction to DD

I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that ... Continue»
Posted by vulkanfiber 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3340  |  
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IS this sex ? part 1

want to talk about good sex i had some of the best sex of mylife,there she was my sexual wettt pussied demon ready to release my circular testiclerballs of joy wait, wait , i cant start the story like this!!?!! (from the top)!
talk about good sex I had some of the best sex in my life
i mean she was sexy soft had a low voice and was shy she was more the reserved type she didnt rush things like most,as a matter of fact she wouldnt let me touch her the first night only a kiss on the cheek and i thought to my self she must b one of those types that want a relation ship or somethen to that eff... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 247  |  
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Worth continuing? let me know and i'll write

My neighbour Karen is 59 years i think, a real nice lady, good looking, always tanned and make up that makes her look slutty but in a nice way, always has her long chestnut waist length hair nicely trimmed and i thought it was probably dyed, but found out last week that her hair is still naturally chestnut, i'll come to how i found that out in a little while, this was a day i shall never forget, and i am having to stop every once in a while whilst writing this pop my nose over the hedge to see if she is out by the pool again today, but while i am hoping for he to show, i shall tell you all abo... Continue»
Posted by 1peace 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1754  |  
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I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I hope you can see the humor in this one, and don't let it happen to you...originally posted under BrianDamage...

I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.

The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.

Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simpl... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 245  |  
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A Very Painful Visit To Mistress V

Friday 5th September 2003 - I'm off on a long weekend. I'm sat on a train and my eventual destination is East Croydon though I will have to change at Haslemere.
I have arranged to meet and have a drink with a certain Mistress V with regards to my suitability to become her sub – it's only a preliminary meeting and I haven't brought along my favourite plastic beach shoe or garden cane.
For some reason I recall a paragraph I once read many years ago in a book about sexual perversion something along the lines that: The whip cracking, leather clad, fierce, obedience seek... Continue»
Posted by Ima_Kant 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
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in mywildest dreams

now this is some shit thats hrd to belive
never could i ever imagined what was going to happen to me
as i lay therelost in a dream filled with differentwoman in front of me
somewere black somewere whitethe majority looked like white but as i stared getting to know each one it was clearthat race didnt really appear wellat least 2 me it didnt becausetheonlything i saw were nice shaped bodys notthe way u would think...but niced shaped in a way that appealed...to me...
the roundest of tits the thickness in there assess and legs u see i like that shit it turns me on callme different call mewron... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 637  |  
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Episode 33 - Truth or Dare

9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.

Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3448  |  
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Sanitary stop - part zero

Sanitary stop - part zero

My late uncle was a dedicated driver. He would always refuse an unnecessary sanitary stop. "Not until I need more gas. You can lose your overweight of water later. Just tied it up boy! Hehehe ;-)P". Of course, I tried to tie it up ...

But my unexperienced fondling to find the right knot which would work plus a full bladder growing from drinking so much in the hot weather, made me wonder whether it would be possible. The task more difficult as the tension mounted in my member.

I wondered, while he speeded down the left lane, how to solve my penible pred... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1382  |  
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Little Tim EPISODE #1

My name is Tim.
I'm white, 18 about 6' tall brown hair with light stubble. I'm a freshman at Flowood university  in California. It's my first time out of my home state of Arkansas. So far all I can say is that the people here are beautiful. I, on the other Hand, am not as good looking. Not to say that am ugly I'm just very average. I'm staying in a coed dorm on the north side of the school.I can't help but notice that my dorm is girl heavy. Heh I think this is going to be a great year. Room 218. I walk in to find a shirtless guy unpacking. He turns around and says "Oh hey I'm Jones Bakerson."... Continue»
Posted by LittleAus 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 544  |  
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sexy school girl

hey guys n girls if you like these feel free to come back every week for a new 1 :) if theres a typo im sorry,
she was stood there in the morning awaiting to go to school, she was wearing her uniform, her hair in a ponytail, gorgeous face, her shirt so small and tight, cleavage hanging out from the top, she wears the shortest skirts, and stockings, she leans over the kitchen table to reach her school bag, the glow of her amazing ass so round and plump, she was wearing tight white nickers and they made her ass look so smooth it was perfect.
She left the house, she a... Continue»
Posted by tellmekarl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 357  |  
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my uncles girlfriend

my uncle and his girlfriend went away on holiday for 5 days my uncles girlfriend was big woman huge tits i had the hots her 2 days had past i didnt really have my auntie in mind until i decided to go for a piss about 3 in the morning when i saw a pair of her worn black lace knickers on the floor i couldnt resist it i tried to get it out of my mind but my auntys pussy was stuck in my mind so i picked them up and started to smell them it was lush never thought i would even come remotely close to my uncles girlfriend crotch but i was so good i cum within seconds i did this several times through t... Continue»
Posted by benbois78 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1745  |  
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one night in a lift with a hot girl...:xxx

Frstt of i'll thanx my frndz that they like ma first story...and now this is ma second story iam realy a sexy guy love to fuck grlz...ok that story is abut that time when iam in spain with my b*****r...by big b*****r..is also love to fuck grlz..i realy enjoyed there..i saw there tow many hot chicks..
gosh...i just want to fuck any grl...but i got no chance...there....then one day..i go in a mall with ma b*o....there...i saw too many hot chicks...ma b*o ask me that why should you go on the second floor u'll enjoye and i go there .
when iam in lift there i saw there a hot grl..in sh... Continue»
Posted by pussy_lover42 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 253  |  
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Sex with my teacher from india hydarabad

when i was in degree first year that is the first day of college me and my friends went to college on time for our welcome all the teachers are at the enterance gate then i suddenly saw a beautiful lady welcoming all the students she was very fair and had a good structure by luck she came to my class and told the she is our class teacher i was very happy that she is my class teacher she ask all the students to tell their names all students told their names along with me as i was a brillient student she was very close to me cell phones are not allowed in our college when ur head check for the c... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1204  |  
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Quality Not Quan-titty

(A short poem written in praise of my lovers' boobies, all of them regardless of size - and I include my own rather large ones in that category because nobody loves mine more than I do, with the possible exception of my lovely husband! Don't be fooled by the fact that it appears to be written from the male perspective - disregard gender as well as size. It's all about the love of boobies in general, but through my eyes and my lusts!)




My lover's tits are so tiny,

It's so plain for all to see,

Though my lover's tits are so tiny,

She sure loves them - just like me!

... Continue»
Posted by optanda 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 644  |  
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Fun with my mom accidentally.

This is another freaking day of my life which I can never forget.

It was a warm afternoon of mid-spring season. My dad was on official tour and my b*****r and his wife went to our native place to attend a friend’s wedding. I was studying in my bedroom and my mother was cleaning house with our maid. It was almost lunch time and our maid left for other work. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream “Aaaahhhhh” and I rushed to the living area. I saw my mom was lying on the floor and asked her what happened, she replied “farsh par paani pada tha , maine dekha nahin aur gir gayee", I asked her "K... Continue»
Posted by onlyfun123 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7999  |  
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a hot night with a hot G.I.L.F

a hot night wit a hot G.I.L.F


i was preforming at a club down in the hot springs of a florida retirement community club.the drinks were stirring,the ladies were getting "loose".
doing my set i was making them laugh.it had been a while since i had gotten any and i was feeling it this night,giving it my all and working the stave like an obedient slave.though it wasn't for the crowd,it was for the elderly beauty in the front row.she was giving me that glare you get wen you are making a dame as wet as you are making her laugh.for an old crowd they knew how to roar,and i knew that night i was... Continue»
Posted by joederosa 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1102  |  
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I Am A Boy Why Cant I Wear Dresses Like My s****r

Watching My s****r With Her Boyfriend In The Livingroom...
When I was young around 8 or so. I began to notice the difference between me and my four older s****rs. They all have wonderful cloths, I had dull drab cloths. I had come across a "Sears Catalog" and hid behind a chair in the living room. As I was just engrossed in all the fine women's under things and wonderful dresses, my next oldest s****r (4 years older) looked over the chair top! I didn't see for sometime until she made a noise. I looked up and she had a look of wonderment. She asked "Just what are you up to there, mister?" I kn... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 947  |  
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Wow my pregnant sister and me

Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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ISS Admin August 1, 2006 0 Comments
I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
Posted by sweet1003 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9674  |  
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I should have done it.

When I was uni-student. One day I was going to a book store by motorcycle.
I was aware a woman walking this way. Passing beyond, we turned our eyes each other.
I murmured "she is tight!" in my heart. When I was reading a book in a sotre, someone
stood by me and pushed stucked book down to my side ..
I faced that person. She was there! She didn't look at me but seemed to expect something.
After a while she moved to exit and stopped to face me for a moment.
I was too square to chase her. I should have done it.... Continue»
Posted by tatsu403 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 679  |  
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