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Nostalgia: Details about my sexual partners

I haven't been with many women, I am not even old enough to drink yet so I still got time! I have been with a few different girls & have had a few nice experiences with each of them, sorry no visuals for any of them. Only my most recent ex:
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/227247-1.html
So here's a little info on the girls I was with & some of the experiences I've had so far.

Name - Age
Race
Hair Color - Type
Eye Color
Age I was when I was with them
What I did with them
Best experience





Amanda - 18
White
Black - Straight Long (To hips)
Light Blue
18
HJ, BJ, Sex, Ana... Continue»
Posted by overdoser 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
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Old Jewish Man

A old Jewish man on his deathbed whispered, "Sarah, Sarah, where are
you, my dear wife?"
"Right here at your side, my love."
"And my son, Moishe...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"And my daughter, Mitsy...where is she?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"And my son, Abraham...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"What, none of you assholes is minding the store?"

... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 160  |  
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Party Of Two

A few nights ago, I found myself thinking about that party at
Kurt and Rachel's last summer. If you remember, we showed up
after eight. The invitation was for seven, but due to several
thoroughly avoidable delays, we arrived unfashionably late.
For some reason, you waited until the moment we were suppose
to leave home to re-sculpt your hair. Then you changed clothes
twice and after that you picked a fight with me over what I
was wearing, so then I had to change. Slowing us down further
was that little stop we made on route to the party.
That, I admit, was my idea.

I'll never forget... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1497  |  
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my new life...

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! i screamed,as leon tackled me. 'you know better than to run from you master jewl.'he chuckled.'YOUR NOT MY GOD-DAMN MASTER , SO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!'i yelled.'well looks like my little slave-slut needs punishment'he laughed , as he picked me up and put a ball gag in my mouth.then he slung me over his shoulder,as i began to wail.he took me all the way back up the long narrow drive.when we got through the door , he didnt put me down like he normally dose. he went straight to the torture room.'tisk-tisk,today i was going to pleasure you , but now i c... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 299  |  
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FAQs About Me

I get heaps of questions about me, so I'll answer as many as I can here.

1. Do you do guys?

As a general rule, no. I do appreciate a nice set of balls every now and again, however, but I don't like fucking men.

2. Do you do girls?

Yes. Of all ages.

3. What are your views on i****t?

Depends. Heterosexual i****t is just wrong, with chances of deformed babies and the illnesses and the like. Homosexual i****t is alright by me, because if two consenting people want to have sex with each other in a safe way without any chance of having a deformed c***d -... Continue»
Posted by helenaserret 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 403  |  
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Chased by Girls - Running away opition

It isn't easy but you can't bring yourself to go back for her. You know if you do then you're both screwed. Still, you can't bear to just completely abandon her so you duck behind a large fallen log and wait.

Just as you thought, in seconds Trina and her three team mates come bursting into the clearing where they spot Melissa, helplessly lying on the ground.

"Well, well, well," Trina muses, "look what we have here." The other girls surround her and Trina turns to face the woods, "Come out, Cam, I know you're nearby!"

"Let's just go look for him, forget about this whore," interjects ... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 219  |  
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Aman fucking maid Fatima




Due to some function my relatives had to visit the native place for two weeks. I didn't joined them coz of my upcoming semester exams....& they left at next morning...I was little happy as I got full freedom to freakout with my friends & to do party......!!! but at same time was unhappy when my relatives told me about fatima that she would disturb my privacy with her routine works.....!!

But managed my mind with that thought. Next morning I was sl**ping till late when she knocked my door......i was still in sl**p....walked in my boxers & opened the door & again felt on bed for sl**p. ... Continue»
Posted by lildudexst 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 761  |  
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Theatrical.....11

Theatrical……11

A week later and I had been getting my occasional fix from either a text or a call from my friend, I was happy in the reassurance that he was making contact, that he was interested, I was a little apprehensive about the wedding because I was not sure how I would react when I saw him, or Anna or Mary for that matter, she had been on the phone a few times interrogating me as to what had happened after she left, I told her about the punishment,
I think she nearly had an orgasm on the phone from the noise she was making, the picture of her slamming my friends head against the p... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 75  |  
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atlantic city sex show

i was born in new jersey, grown up in new jersey and never ever ever left new jersey. why you ask. don't drive and no one drive me. trenton is where i am and will be always. at 67 old i want go to atlantic city. my landlord say's dudley, you want to go for ride to casinos and i want. so it happened. he drive and i so happy and tell him i got no money. he know because he get my disability check for rent. he say dudley, no worry, i help you but you have to pay back. i say i no want gamble, i want pussy. after long drive in middle i got go pp. we stop and i go pee. then i hungry and want burger a... Continue»
Posted by Dudley_Flem_Fartner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 851  |  
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Just Another Slut on a Saturday Night - Memoir

'If you promise to stay the night, Jules, then I'll let you sl**p with me.'

'Yeah… okay then,' I respond flatly – I'm not that fussed either way but since I'm here…

Her little plain face lights up, like a punter pulling three cherries on a fruit machine, and says, all excitedly: 'I'll go and set up the camp bed then.'

'Why do you need to do that?'

'There's only one bedroom and one double bed here which I share with my s****r… she won't want to come home and find you in bed with me.' She giggles in a silly and irritating way as though she was seven rather than s*******n; and a year... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1036  |  
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A YOUNG SOLACE

b*****r of my late grandfather had a house at the seaside. I’ve bee spending free summer vacations there since I was k**. He and his wife were retired and had a nice house in a quiet neighborhood of the town. I would spend whole day at he beach, hanging with local k**s and exploring the nature and landscapes.
I was having another beautiful month of a summer holydays there. Unfortunately, my grandmother (wife of my grandfather’s b*****r; I called them ’grandpa’ and ’grandma’) started to have a hard time with her rheumatism and arthritis, so her daughter found her a parlormaid. The maid was ki... Continue»
Posted by JohnDough11111 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 844  |  
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It's A Trap : 8 Years Finally Pays Out

"Hey bes, you've never seen a guy's thing right?" I asked as I lay beside her on her bed.
Silk bed sheets she got when she went to Hong Kong last Christmas made it a bit hard for me to move.
Not that it was hard to move on but I was afraid that my large body will tear the fabric apart.

We both kept staring at her ceiling. It's always been like this. My best friend and I would lay on her bed and we'd talk about pretty much everything. There was almost no boundaries between us. We met on our freshman year of high school in such an unusual way that I find it strange how this cute little girl... Continue»
Posted by blu3rthanu 1 year ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 29  |  
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Im here 4 u if u need me.

Back in 2003, I got locked up for the first time. I only did county time thou. Shackle to others who look scared. Not me thou as the co's put us in the cells we would be doing our time in. My celly wasn't in at the time. I had to get the boat on the floor. I put my Matt in it, made myself at home. It never settle in on me that im locked up yet & this where I'd be for 6 months. So, I went 2 sl**p & tried to get this day over with. Later on I heard the cell door open. The co said to my celly, you have a thug ass roommate waiting for you. My celly said ok. The door was slam shut. My eyes ... Continue»
Posted by fabbie454 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 886  |  
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Missing Mom Becomes a Prostitute





It happened when I was 13 yrs old, me and my mom are all alone,,, no relatives no one to support us. Mom used to search for employment and I used to help her out in all kinds of work. What I came to know when I became older was that my mom in her college days was a beauty and had so many guys around her trying for a chance to experience her body which was 37-26-38, 5’5’’ tall whitish complexion more she looks like vijayashanti in telugu movies. She fell in love
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 554  |  
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GETTIN' FRAMED & BLACK MAL.,BLACK MAL OTH

Wildest fantasy dream ever....
Two really hot babes with sexy long black and brown hair and another sexy babewith silky blonde hair and clear blue eyes!
They are all for me,myself,& I to watch as long as I want too and join in every now and then...:)
Babe with black hair is ****FLOWER GIRL****
Babe with brown hair is ***TAMMY***
Babe with blonde hair is****BABY GIRL****

I could not believe my eyes because in my dream ****BABY GIRL**** is a pure lesbian she told thee other's she cannot believe how men are fuck all...so i dressed up like a older woman and my best freind (woman) helped me... Continue»
Posted by sticklickem 11 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 213  |  
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride me. I couldn't believe my good fortune. Such a beautiful woman- dressed in heels, stockings and a red and black leather corset. Her sheer panties lay on the floor and I couldn't take my eyes from between her legs.
"I'm going to fuck you hard, sweetheart," Jools said, her breath a hot whisper in my ear. "I'm going to take all that cum you have for me."
"Oh my god," I managed to whisper.
Jools took my fingers and under the palm of her hand she had me work that sweet pussy. My eager fingers found her clit and she helped me slide a finger into her hot core.
She rocked bac... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1038  |  
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Community: Fundamentals Of Law

It was now Jeff's...or as he would be known to his students as, Mr. Winger's second day of teaching. Even though Greendale was a rundown, fairly crappy joke of a community college, Jeff had to admit it had done a lot for him. Not only was he able to complete his bachelor's degree and able to actually become a lawyer, he had also gained a core group of friends that made him a much better person.

Greendale wasn't done with the tall, good-looking man just yet though. After a failed attempt at becoming a defense lawyer again, though this time for people that were innocent, he needed a job. The... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 957  |  
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Don't be grateful

When this little Duckie went to uni, she had her eyes open to an abundance of cock. Thick, thin, skin on, circumcised, pierced, hairy and most of all the continuous discussion point of big versus small. As I was "new" to the sex scene, it took a while for me to realise that I should not be putting up with a life shattering bad sex. After many experiences of this kind and me thinking that this should be tolerated (it isn't) I now know without hesitation what my answer would be if asked this question: "would you rather have bad sex for the rest of your life, or none at all?" I still have my toys... Continue»
Posted by Muckieduckie 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
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Male sex problems: I want, but can't

From your passion shake mountains, oceans overflowing and somewhere in the darkness of space flash of a supernova. And here you are on the bed of love, clothes long torn down, and... And not a very pleasant surprise. The young man uh... how would it be more correct to say... not quite ready to indulge in sensual pleasures. Or just use a banal sex five minutes. He does nothing ready today.

It is considered that the erection in young men - thing for granted. It is believed that any Mature individual male ages 15 to 30, as a pioneer, everywhere and always ready for a long and sophisticated se... Continue»
Posted by Danochcka 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 563  |  
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casual sex

Chapter 1

They stood at the intersection waiting for the light to turn. They'd been fighting for four blocks now.

"You are so stupid!" he yelled at her.

"You may not be so smart yourself."

She said it without emotion, just going through the ritual. Don't fight back; he goes on forever. Fight back too much; he gets explosive, not physically abusive but headache loud. They're relationship had become a game of trying to fight just enough. Though on this occasion she was exhausted and aimed to push him swiftly to leaving; an ambitious goal. He could fight all night. He didn't seem to h... Continue»
Posted by sexykamel 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1031  |  
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