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a night with morning glory


I was at home on vacation and i lived 2 weeks with a girl I fucked.

My ex girlfriend lives just a few miles in the next village.
She saw due to facebook that I was in town.
So she contacted me in order a meet me.

I never expected that she is gonna contact me as she broke up with me and I made me really ridicilous afterwards.
However, I was all excited but then she became sick over christmas and we did not meet up

Anyway, I still fucked the hot 21 year old hottie where I lived while I was in my hometown. So it was not too bad.

But after a few days, the last day ... Continue»
Posted by Padde84 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Right hand, left lane

Right hand, left lane

A little poem of love for
a teen driving dangerously


Right hand driving
Fast, hence left lane
On the road again
From West to East
From Left to Right
And back again
High speed, I know

Your little secret

It´s the hole in your pocket.
I know you did it on purpose.
Irish red-head swinging to the East.
Singing a song of love and longing.

Who are you? Old enough to drive?
A sexy hole in your pocket.
So you can drive very fast?

Your button of love

I know your dirty little secret.
You press your special button
All th... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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hot s****r

i will tell u my story! Sex with friends s****r
when i was 13 my friend's s****r is 8 year elder to me and him and her boobs is round and sexy, her armpits is very smelly and hairy. I often go his house to meet him but side-by-side I want to see his s****r. One day I had gone to his house and his s*s is sl**ping in pajama and her pajama (nightwear) is torn from her panty side and her panty is clearly visible. but i do nothing. After one week i go to his house nd that time he is not in house only his elder s****r is in house lonely in cut sleeves Kurti(top)nd in pajama(bottom wear) she say
... Continue»
Posted by ishaan217 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Tales of a Bullying "Victim" Part 1


This work is a piece of fiction, however it is heavily inspired by true events
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I was sitting alone at the back of the top deck on a bus one day, making my way home from school. I was 16 at the time, and could not wait to get in after a tough day. As usual, the bus was pretty empty as I lived the furthest away from school and after a few stops all the other k**s had gotten off at their stops already. The bus pulled up at a stop and I heard loud girlish talking and laughing. A group of girls heavily trodded up t... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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my hot wife was the boss

THIS STORY IS FICTION ONLY AND IS NOT INTENDED TO AFFEND ANY PERSON SO PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASY AFFENDED THANKS.

Hi my name is Tim Carter and my wife is Cathy Part of my job entails entertaining clients and potential new clients and sometimes their wives, husbands or girlfriends come along too. On such occasions Cathy my wife of five years will often come with me. She is excellent company and very good with the clients and their partners and just happens to look great too. Cathy loves socializing and thoroughly enjoys these nights out, especially if it entails eating out in one of... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Some blow jobs I have known, a recollection

This morning I was musing on some of the good blow jobs I have received and thought I might share some:

P - Expert technique, loved to pay attention to cockhead, shaft and balls. Plus had the skill to look into your eyes while doing it. She read a lot of womens magazines and took tips from them. Swallowed too, excellent girl when you just wanted to cum and couldn't be bothered fucking her.

J - I was the first (so she said) to come in her mouth. I was kneeling over her feeding my cock in my old single bed. Easing in and out of her mouth until I came in a deliciously slow orgasm.... Continue»
Posted by romand 6 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Best Day

I was doing my cleaning duties, Big cotton pants, tan tights, Skirt and blouse from charity shop. Knock on the door, as usual I went to hide in the bathroom. Its ok you can come out. When I went in the lounge there was wifes best mate H. She smiled as I felt like dying. Oh I see what you mean!! My wife K said lift your skirt! I was close to tears. Look at those panties said H oh dear how sad are those?.

I was sent to shower and shave all my pubes. When I got to the bedroom there was a pair of French knickers and hold up stockings. A nice black bra with inserts plus a red underskirt. I dre... Continue»
Posted by davanamx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Tow the Line: Part 2 "Party Where Your Heart

As I Stepped inside the J Dorm I could tell all eyes were on me. As I dodged awkward glances and pointed jabs I happened to catch a glimpse of Audrey leaning against a back wall.

"Hey Trash Can Guy!" she shouted waving me over.

"Sorry I never asked your name." she added as I crossed over.

"It's Nicholas Frost, most people call me Nick." I said lying...well not exactly, more like half truthing. Nicholas is my Middle Name, my first name is Calvin after President Coolidge (Don't ask me why).

"Nick I wanna properly introduce you to some friends. You met Damon already." she said poi... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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She Watched

Rick ran on the treadmill trying to forget is problems, he continued to have flash backs of his failure as a man, a failure as a husband. Rick continued to ran as fast as he could as he looked down at the minutes knowing he was nowhere near braking any kind of record so he hit the stop button with his head down in defeat he was snapped back to reality by his wife, you can’t run away from being a sissy boy Rick, you might as well come down he is not leaving anytime soon. Rick wife Carla was a sexy Cuban woman fully equipped with the curves, like a grown woman should have. She stood there arms c... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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The Back Story Of April A Waitress From The Bar

The back story of April a waitress from the bar.


If you've read any of my stories or seen any of my videos, by now you know that I was a VERY luck SOB back in the early 90's while working as a bartender and (sometimes) going to college.

I would like to say that there were 2 times that being the luckiest guy around in regards to pussy wasn't as great as it sounds. April was one of those times.

For a few brief moments during the 2+ years I was busy being a fuck machine, I did find two girls that were actually nice, the type you would like to marry someday. Unfortunately for me (and... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Nasty Blowjob

I'm such a frickin dork but I had to tell everyone about this. It was my first time. lol Not my first time fucking but anyways I guess it might be obvious I like to dink a lot. Well I probably had a bit too much last night and now I can't even go to sl**p. I was drinking this alchoholic energy drink type thing. So I'm hangin out with some of my friend and this one really hot guy I never met and I just go up to him and say "Your hot. Could I give you like a blowjob or something." Yeah I was fucked up. lol I never say stuff like that to someone I just met. So he laughs a... Continue»
Posted by Anime24 6 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Laid in a day!!!

I've been reading Xhamster stories now for a little over a year, wow some are pretty hot and some are funny. Here is my story I hope you enjoy.


So about a month ago like any guy with work, bills, and little to no time for ones self. Decided to do the whole online dating thing to get some new pussy. Searched around for about a day or so reading about online sites, what they are charging and or any hidden gimmicks. I found this one site. www.dateorplay.com, made a profile and with in the first 30 min I was talking to 3 chicks who were real, not the fake bot type or super model perf... Continue»
Posted by themoose78 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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The maid of the mannor

Ann worked as a scullery maid; all of her memories involve working in kitchens, cleaning pots, scrubbing floors and preparing a****ls, her mother had become ill and was bed ridden. Ann stood scrubbing the pots from Lord Thompson’s dinner; she heard his deep voice as he spoke to the doctor watching over Ann’s mother. Ann began to hear them both walking down the stairs and the front door open and close as the doctor left, she was deeply worried about her mother and started to scrub the post as hard as she could to take her mind off it. Ann scrubbed harder but her elbow smacked into the clean po... Continue»
Posted by Red555 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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aunty takes good care of me(part 1)

my aunty betty was to say the least a total hottie.okay she was over 40 something but hey have you seen some of those women.she always had a soft spot for me.i dont know what it was but i always seemed to get on with the more mature ladies.not that i didnt get on with younger girls.

this summer i went to stay for a few days.she needed the house painting and as i was off to college she figured i could do with the money and also help her out.in the end it was she who helped me out.

i dont know how but i fell off the ladder .a hospital visit and i had broken my left arm and leg.they wanted ... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 6 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Wet Works

"You almost done Lilly?"

"Almost."

I was anxious for the weekend, but it wasn't because I had something to do. It was simply because I don't think people could understand how much pressure could be put on a person from a small print company in the middle of the city. We had a lot of high brow clientele and when lawyers want their paperwork they want it yesterday.

Snow had fallen and the ground was iced over in patches that day as I stood at the back door waiting for her to leave. I could feel the cold from outside through the wall. I took a look back at Lilly through the open door fro... Continue»
Posted by RichardSchwarz69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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"Mostly" Ghostly Part 2

Being a ghost sucks!

There I said it. As a Ghost I have limited control of the physical world. Aside from turning lights on and off I'm pretty much useless, that being said I have discovered quite a few tricks.

"Are you there Jack?" Regan asked from her room.

"No, I'm out in the Living Room." I said.

"I'm getting dressed so don't come in!" she said.

Regan came out wearing a rather fetching blue sun dress. "Have you been up all night?" she asked.

"Yeah...why?" I asked.

"I made up the couch for you, why didn't you..."

Yep lightbulb.

I didn't mention this in our ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Caught FUCKING my Chinese Girlfriend in the backse

This is a true story and I’ve accompanied it with some pictures in my gallery – so please take a look!

LiuChen was one of my Chinese girlfriends. I was her first lover and I busted her virginity in the backseat of my Ford Expedition. It was quite hard laying atop her body and penetrating her on that stiff bench seat, but I managed. She and I didn’t live close together so I didn’t like having to take her to my house, fuck and then take her back home where her retired parents resided. Every now and then they’d leave on vacation or to f****y functions and I’d come over and wear LiuChen’s pu... Continue»
Posted by violentwhiteman 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Stupid young cunt

I'm getting older now and dont have the patience I used to have, really dealing with the stupid young cunt around now is almost not worth it.

I have a steady piece of cunt that I use, its happy to have me around and I can always get a blowjob or a handy from it. When its on the rag I do it up the shitter too, only problem with it is that its vagina is a monster - really I think ist k** must have come out sideways -haha - no other way to explain how a vag could be that loose. But the best thing abut this cunt is that it understands it place, I dont have to listen to it talk about its favouri... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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