Kristen had been right, the pleasant weather seemed to have melted away, and she was quite sure that it was going to be cold enough to snow by the time the sun was completely down. Naked, she ran through the woods, trying to heat up her body. When she saw a light through the trees, she immediately went towards it, heedless of where it might lead to as long as she could be warm and inside.

The wind picked up as she found herself standing in front of a huge castle, an iron gate swinging in the wind. Teeth chattering, she hurried up the stone walkway, banging on the huge double doors.

"Hell... Continue»

Both beautiful young ladies ended up bent over comix containers in the basement of an old and weird bookshop in the sexy part of old Amsterdam, with their big bums exposed and panties pulled down, at the end of part one.

Luckily for them, their elder gentleman host was an able man with both hands.
Peter Peterson took position right between them and spanked the ladies in a swinging rhythm, helped by the now a bit louder raggae music from upstairs.
"A belly full, but(t) we´re hungry" ... Left smack, right smack ...
"A horny mouth is a horny mouth" ... left ´n right, and left ´n right.

... Continue»

The gobkin guards Wilhelm and Bahman had been standing watch over Dorothy room, from the moment they laid her down. They had been given strict orders, only Lady Talika or Lord Omarion were allowed in the room. They were given this great honor because both had shown great courage. When the witch Leandra had escaped, it was Wilhelm and Bahman who followed her back to her castle. The two of them had gotten close enough to report back how many troops Leandra had. It was more then Lord Omarion could handle. Revenge would have to wait.

"Hey Wilhelm did you hear about Jairus."

Bahman snickered,... Continue»

Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer

* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.

* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."

* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"

* Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
... Continue»

Interview with Caroline Laurence on filming "La Vénus á Lulu" - 1991 Dir: D. Losset
Interview with Michel Legrand - "Le Filme" magazine... August 1992.


ML: How did you get the role as Venus in this film?

CL: My agent phoned me & said there was a role in a TV film calling for a slim Nordic-looking girl.... BUT...........I'd have to be naked through most of it & have to act with little boys, no sexual bits, very tasteful & directed by Daniel Losset as a 'Jacques Tati-style' comedy, just be naked for most of the scenes, although discretely filmed & covered by scener... Continue»

Dont ask me how but the other night I managed to get into the VIP section at a new club in the city. I couldnt believe some of the A list celebs that were there and got an instant hard on when i saww my favourite celeb slut Katy Perry was there wearing as usual a very revealing tight outfit that showed off her huge cleavage. She seemed pretty d***k already as she was very loud and stumbling around laughing. I couldnt keep my eyes off her or her cleavage and thought her tits might actually fall out at any moment. She seemed to be annoying everybody with her loud d***ken behaviour and aft... Continue»

1985 was what I always call my 'glittering year'. In January I broke up with my fiance, and by the end of that year I had had some of the most memorable sexual experiences I could possibly have wished for. But one - with a girl from Essex who I will call Nikki, was by far and away the best - and most enlightening..

At that time, I used to help out a guy who ran an adult education class in Studio Photography. I had been involved in photography since the age of 11, and by 1985 had already been working as a part-time semi-pro for six years. The guy who ran the class, Dick, used to get girls fr... Continue»

Natalie was really nervous now. The thought of what she was about to do made it incredibly hard to even swallow. It felt like her heart was in her throat.

The pretty teenager was used to being in "situations" and even found some pride in being in trouble sometimes. She was a rebel and proud of it. Only this time, things just might have gotten a little out of hand, she thought.

Riding up in the elevator of the big flashy hotel, Natalie thought about the events that had led up to this moment, and swallowed, trying... Continue»

Dan and I met in college at the University of Missouri. I was proud of him as he continued at the Law School and landed a job with a big multi-national firm. He worked hard and made junior partner quickly, two years later he made full partner and became a hit with the local corporations. The senior partners in Los Angeles noticed and we moved to LA, land of sunny beaches and beautiful people.
Dan now works with Hollywood directors, producers and actors besides corporations.
WE were quickly invited to a party at one of the senior partner's homes.
John, the partner, lives on the top floor of ... Continue»

Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom
by Sniper32

One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went down
stairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living room
to watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found his
mother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was the
neighborhood d***k. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3
times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was this
morning she was past out wearing nothing but her bathrobe, which had fallen
open duri... Continue»

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response


Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration re... Continue»

Title: Having Some Fun
Rating: NC17
Summary: Two lovers indulge in some new activities to spice up their sex life.
A/N: So superinspired after knowing what role she will play in THIS MEANS WAR.

Jan and Laura reached the bedroom, Jan having carried her like a husband crossing the threshold with his married wife to begin their wedding night.

He had perfectly seen the handcuffs.

He wondered which one would be cuffed this time.

Jan hadn't set Laura down for one second or she was already fumbling with the zipper of his black pants.

She pushed him down on the bed and tied him up.... Continue»

Kristen awoke in the middle of the forest clearing, hearing giggling. Masculine giggling. Opening her eyes she found herself surrounded by 7 little men, about waist height (if she'd been standing.). They were ogling her body... and all of them were jerking at dicks that were the size of any normal man's.

Gasping, she curled up so that her legs were covering her pussy, and used her hands to cover her exposed breasts. She suddenly remembered leaving her torn blouse with Jack...

"What are you doing?" she cried out, disgusted at being surrounded by a circle of masturbating dwarfs.

"It wa... Continue»

It's no rumor that WWE and TNA both hate each other. They've been going up against one another for years now and they've always tried to outshine the other.

Whether it's who earns the most ratings,who sells the most tickets, who puts on the best matches,and who creates history. Lately, WWE's been on the ball having guests like Snooki, The Rock, and even Machine Gun Kelly.

They even managed to bring Brock Lesnar the former UFC champion back in action. TNA's ratings are slowly starting to drop and they need a plan. So Dixie Carter and Eric Bischoff talk it over and decide that they will s... Continue»

Dennis The Menace: - Alice, The Mardi Gras Gang-bang Whore
by Sniper32

At a collage in California, three sorority s****rs were sitting around in
there bedroom talking. "Finals are done, so where are we going to go for
Spring Break this year?" Blondie asked.

"Well there's Tijuana or Cancun" Rita said.

"How about skiing in Aspen, that would be fun, or we could go to Ft.
Lauderdale, but that's a pretty wild place" Alice said shyly.

"We've been to Tijuana dozens of times, Cancun was fun until we drank the
water and all got sick, and Ft. Lauderdale was a blast last year, but ... Continue»

Back when i was just starting off my career, i scored a nice contract to make the new asthetics for King's Island. A few great months of on-site work for the new cartoon characters added into the park. Building a few Mystery Machines for scoob themes, big foam statues of fred and barn...blah blah blah. Being away from home and stuck around teenagers all day had my horny up all day. Especially when working near water rides - wet, dripping, barely covered gems sprinting from exit to entrance repeatedly... Heaven could very well be simular to that. Anyways, being the "new guy" to the staff, i... Continue»

Carabia's Adventure by MaxMon

They say it's not that easy for a pretty girl to find a quality date because the decent guys think you are way out of their league. I imagine they must be the same group of guys who think a beautiful woman is probably an airhead, like big breasts, a pretty face and a tight ass somehow reduces the prospect of intelligence. In both respects, they are full of shit.

I've met a lot of real nice guys who were down to earth students at college. They understood I am more than someone who is just good to ogle over. I mean, you don't have to be some kind... Continue»

Emma Watson masterminded a fail-safe plan tonight and that plan was to trick her father into banging her senseless. She had her advantages and her disadvantages being the sole blonde teenage bombshell daughter of Mr. Rick Watson. Her own disadvantages were the possibilities that her own father might not be interested in her like every other boys and men outside the house was, or the risk that this impending act might be so bad that it would blind him from her irresistible seduction.

She was a seamless, short girl of about f******n years old, blessed with the deepest blue eyes one could ever... Continue»

the characters in this story are copyrighted but the story is mine. depending on the responce to this story i have 5 more parts i will post.

Dennis The Menace: Part 1 - A Mother's Love
by Sniper32

Dennis was in his bedroom one afternoon, doing what young men do, when his
mother Alice stuck her head in and told him that she was going to the store
and would be back in about an hour. Now Dennis was home alone and being the
curious type decided to snoop around in his mom and dads room and see what
he could find. So he went down the hallway and into his folks room, first he
looked unde... Continue»