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Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer
* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
* Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
Interview with Caroline Laurence on filming "La Vénus á Lulu" - 1991 Dir: D. Losset
Interview with Michel Legrand - "Le Filme" magazine... August 1992.
: How did you get the role as Venus in this film?
: My agent phoned me & said there was a role in a TV film calling for a slim Nordic-looking girl.... BUT...........I'd have to be naked through most of it & have to act with little boys, no sexual bits, very tasteful & directed by Daniel Losset as a 'Jacques Tati-style' comedy, just be naked for most of the scenes, although discretely filmed & covered by scener... Continue»
Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom
One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went down
stairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living room
to watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found his
mother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was the
neighborhood d***k. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3
times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was this
morning she was past out wearing nothing but her bathrobe, which had fallen
open duri... Continue»
1985 was what I always call my 'glittering year'. In January I broke up with my fiance, and by the end of that year I had had some of the most memorable sexual experiences I could possibly have wished for. But one - with a girl from Essex who I will call Nikki, was by far and away the best - and most enlightening..
At that time, I used to help out a guy who ran an adult education class in Studio Photography. I had been involved in photography since the age of 11, and by 1985 had already been working as a part-time semi-pro for six years. The guy who ran the class, Dick, used to get girls fr... Continue»
Kristen awoke in the middle of the forest clearing, hearing giggling. Masculine giggling. Opening her eyes she found herself surrounded by 7 little men, about waist height (if she'd been standing.). They were ogling her body... and all of them were jerking at dicks that were the size of any normal man's.
Gasping, she curled up so that her legs were covering her pussy, and used her hands to cover her exposed breasts. She suddenly remembered leaving her torn blouse with Jack...
"What are you doing?" she cried out, disgusted at being surrounded by a circle of masturbating dwarfs.
"It wa... Continue»
Dennis The Menace: - Alice, The Mardi Gras Gang-bang Whore
At a collage in California, three sorority s****rs were sitting around in
there bedroom talking. "Finals are done, so where are we going to go for
Spring Break this year?" Blondie asked.
"Well there's Tijuana or Cancun" Rita said.
"How about skiing in Aspen, that would be fun, or we could go to Ft.
Lauderdale, but that's a pretty wild place" Alice said shyly.
"We've been to Tijuana dozens of times, Cancun was fun until we drank the
water and all got sick, and Ft. Lauderdale was a blast last year, but ... Continue»
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration re... Continue»
Miley thanked everybody for coming and waved goodbye as she made her way backstage as the Teen Choice Awards were ending. She headed to her dressing room and flopped down on the couch, thankful the show was over. A knock on the door a couple of minutes later startled her as her publicist popped her head in “Hey Miley, great show tonight” she said as Miley stood up. “Yea, it was pretty awesome” Miley said as she grabbed a bottle of water and took a drink, walking over to the door. “Somebody wanted to talk to you, I hope you don’t mind” her publicist said as the girl scooted past her into Miley’... Continue»
Back when i was just starting off my career, i scored a nice contract to make the new asthetics for King's Island. A few great months of on-site work for the new cartoon characters added into the park. Building a few Mystery Machines for scoob themes, big foam statues of fred and barn...blah blah blah. Being away from home and stuck around teenagers all day had my horny up all day. Especially when working near water rides - wet, dripping, barely covered gems sprinting from exit to entrance repeatedly... Heaven could very well be simular to that. Anyways, being the "new guy" to the staff, i... Continue»
Emma Watson masterminded a fail-safe plan tonight and that plan was to trick her father into banging her senseless. She had her advantages and her disadvantages being the sole blonde teenage bombshell daughter of Mr. Rick Watson. Her own disadvantages were the possibilities that her own father might not be interested in her like every other boys and men outside the house was, or the risk that this impending act might be so bad that it would blind him from her irresistible seduction.
She was a seamless, short girl of about f******n years old, blessed with the deepest blue eyes one could ever... Continue»
Please be aware that the first paragraph is an excerpt from a Harry Potter book and I in no way claim to own it, and that this story is UNFINISHED.
Harry kept glancing at the staff table. Professor Lupin
looked cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking animatedly to
tiny little Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes
along the table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining it, or
were Snape's eyes flickering toward Lupin more often than was natural?
The feast finished with an entertainment provided by the Hogwarts... Continue»
Title: Having Some Fun
Summary: Two lovers indulge in some new activities to spice up their sex life.
A/N: So superinspired after knowing what role she will play in THIS MEANS WAR.
Jan and Laura reached the bedroom, Jan having carried her like a husband crossing the threshold with his married wife to begin their wedding night.
He had perfectly seen the handcuffs.
He wondered which one would be cuffed this time.
Jan hadn't set Laura down for one second or she was already fumbling with the zipper of his black pants.
She pushed him down on the bed and tied him up.... Continue»
art had told Mrs. Krabapple all she needed to know about Marge. After she pumped him for Info of course. That night she told Bart to wait in a closet with a Camera and told him cues on when to turn it on. And she invited Marge over for some tea
she put some wine in the tea and soon Marge got plenty tipsy. Marge big blue hair was coming down a bit and she was slurring some words. Some cleavage was showing out of her dress and she spilt some wine showing an outline of her bra. Krapbobbal thought it was time to kick thing into 3rd gear.
"How about a friendly game of cards, with some mon... Continue»
The mansion at Arcore it the foothils of Rome was bathed in soft yellow light from the spotlights in the grounds. The gravel in front of the house was littered with expensive cars; the manor was the home of Italian business magnate, Silvio Berlusconi. Tonight he was entertaining a select group of his friends. They were all eagerly looking forward to what he had promised to be an evening to remember.
As ten o'clock approached the immaculately dressed waiters strolled among the invited guests handing out glasses of vintage Champagne and politely asking the elegantly clad guests to make thei... Continue»
the characters in this story are copyrighted but the story is mine. depending on the responce to this story i have 5 more parts i will post.
Dennis The Menace: Part 1 - A Mother's Love
Dennis was in his bedroom one afternoon, doing what young men do, when his
mother Alice stuck her head in and told him that she was going to the store
and would be back in about an hour. Now Dennis was home alone and being the
curious type decided to snoop around in his mom and dads room and see what
he could find. So he went down the hallway and into his folks room, first he
looked unde... Continue»
Last August, Melissa and I had a small get together for our birthdays. About ten people. When the party wound down, Melissa went upstairs to shower. My friend Hasan helped me do some cleanup. We were just sitting down with a few beers when Melissa came downstairs. She was surprised to see we still had a guest. She was wearing a really, REALLY tiny pair of sweat shorts. Her fine Latina ass was coming out of the bottom and they bunched up so nicely at her pussy. She also had a white tank top on with no bra.
Melissa said she would run up and change her clothes, but I told her not to bother. I... Continue»
I woke up early as the excitement didn't let me sl**p. I replayed the events that had happened the night before with my niece, Debby Ryan, in my head. I already missed having her curvacious body against mine but I didn't get too upset since I had been invited to the gathering she had planned to celebrate her and a friend's 18th birthday.
I spent most of the day watching TV waiting for the time to leave. I took a quick shower, put on some clean clothes and headed out. As I was driving to the party I remember that I didn't have a gift and I couldn't show up empty handed. An hour later I was o... Continue»
It was a nagging ache in my bladder that woke me over an hour before I had set the hotel waking service was to call. I carefully disentangled myself from the arms and legs that held me mometarily trapped beneath the bed sheets. There was a slight stirring from my companion but she just went back to sl**p. I stumbled over several articles of clothing s**ttered across the floor and nearly twice threatened to send me crashing down onto the floor, but I managed this obstace couurse and made it into the bathroom.
When I returned to the bed I noticed that in her sl**p my bed guest had kicked aw... Continue»
Kathryn heard the shower running in Sebastian's bathroom and smiled in wicked
satisfaction. The plan she had set in motion was unfolding more smoothly than
she ever hoped it would and soon the people who had wronged her would suffer.
It had taken considerable planning on her part to concoct a scheme cunning
enough to achieve all her goals in one fell swoop, but in the end she had
lined up her victims like dominos and once the first one tipped over the rest
were bound to fall. In this case, the chain-reaction would begin when Cecile
Caldwell lost her innocence . . . and the water ... Continue»
As a middle aged salesman and father of two, I rarely have time for dating. I usually get by on random hookups, but recently I experienced a drought. After a couple of rough months, I was dying for release. I arranged for the babysitter to watch my daughters and headed to the bars in a last ditch effort to get laid. Unfortunately, I suffered a night of strikeouts and returned in defeat.
As soon as I got in the door, I headed straight for my living room. My plan was to promptly pay the babysitter and then hit the sack. I was so depressed that my eyes were glued to the floor the whole time I ... Continue»