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The Anniversary Week - Tuesday

The following story is an original work of fiction.

I awoke feeling refreshed and excited. Of course part of my energy was from my early bedtime the evening before. Sierra and I had gone to bed right after our dinner and bath time together, which couldn't have been much later than 9:30. But mostly it was because my mind was abuzz with all of the possible scenarios Sierra might have planned out for us to engage in throughout the week. With her in charge, they could be anything... Well, almost anything. We did have a budget to think about so we couldn't do anything too crazy. C... Continue»
Posted by Ention 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Co-worker's wife part 1

A few years ago, a new guy, Steven, started working at my company. He worked in a different department and was a junior member but we had frequent interaction and became work “friends.” We would occasionally have to attend conferences or travel for work and over a short period of time, I got to know him pretty well. Steve was a good worker and a nice guy. He was somewhat of a newlywed, married about 2 years, no k**s. Steve and his wife Jordan were both early 20’s and I was mid 30’s and married with three k**s. I had met his wife Jordan a few times and she was a girl next door type cutie.... Continue»
Posted by krazyfork 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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caught ?

As with all my stories these are truthful recollections of things past, except for the ones which are fantasies (lol) - you choose which you think they are!

Names are real in the hope that the people involved will read about themselves and get in touch, (except where because of reasons that should be obvious, it could cause the person to be put in an embarrassing situation)

If you enjoy them please give them the thumbs up; if you really like them please comment and if you REALLY like them mail me and I’ll tell you more than I can put here! And if you recognise yourself – get in touch
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Posted by merlinnz 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Solo

Listening to my co-worker, Jessica talk about her latest 'adventures' with boyfriend, Mark, had left me feeling pretty depressed and probably doubled my own frustration. Being sent on business trip after business trip as part of my new job as an Assistant to a major CEO within the US had left me feeling lonely at night as I lay in a double bed alone in a empty Hotel room. I haven't seen Ronan, my boyfriend in a few weeks, and the different time zones had limited our interaction through phone calls, iMessages, Skype and social media.

I dropped my towel to the floor, still feeling damp from ... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Lets play a game.

“Jake where are you? This isn’t funny.”

I’d walked into his house to be met by the pitch black, suddenly, I felt two hands grip across my eyes.

“Jake for God’s sake stop it!” I heard an impish giggle coming from him as his hands slid down from my eyes to round my waist, I spun around to face him, my eyes slowly adjusting to the darkness as I saw his cheeky smile shining through even in this low light.

“What are you doing?” I questioned him.

“I thought we could play a little game Ashley” his eyes were lit up like a little boy, filled with excitement.

“Huh?” I asked with genuine c... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Fatdom Pt.1: My BBW bride.

People told me ahead of time, that we would probably be too d***k and too tired to fuck on our wedding night. I was actually ok with that, since we fucked all the time, in every way possible. She only wore white so the dress would match the pearls. So we just partied hard with no expectations. We had a great time. Everything went without a hitch, and after seeing off the last of our guests, we struggled upstairs to our hotel room.
Of course there is no way in hell I could've carried her over the threshold, she's easily about 350 lbs. and I'm a slim 140. We were laughing and joking about it, s... Continue»
Posted by badboy4320 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Sans Panties by lloyalsock

Claire shivered against the cold and snuggled up against her husband while they stood on the front porch waiting for someone to answer the door! "Oh my, it's cold," Claire said with a shudder, "I wish someone would answer the bell!" "I think I hear someone coming now," Frank replied while tugging Claire closer to him, "boy, it's been a long time since we've visited Tom and Marge, about two years I'd guess!!!" "At least," Claire whispered as the door began to swing open, "oh, Frank, I forgot to mention it before we left, but I'm not wearing any panties!!!" "W-what," he stammered to his pregnant... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Body Swap

For the purpose of simplicity, I've made the gender-related words (e.g., his/her) describe their personalities and inner selves, not their physical genders. A man in a woman's body is referred to as "him", not "her".

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I'm Sam. Or at least I was.

I woke up to the sound of an alarm. I'm not sure why I didn't notice at first that something was up, but the only light was a crack in the window curtains and that was on the usual side of my bed. The alarm was a different tone, but my mind was groggy from having just woken up so it didn't register. I sat up, and flicked on the light swit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Placebo Concert

"Harder, faster, forever after <3"

I arrive to the show, the band plays, you know what you get. Beautiful music, interesting people, then suddenly the firm grasp of a soft hand against my throbbing 20 year old cock.. I turn around and stare into a 40 year old's eyes, she smiles and we fondle as we enjoy the show. I stroke her pussy through her cotton, I kiss and lick her neck as Brian sings "late at night, whilst on all fours, She used to watch me kiss the floor." I can tell we're dying for some action.. The encore ends, the fun begins.

I look at her, she looks at me, I'm a Welsh... Continue»
Posted by Luv4meLuv4u 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote IV - Home Movies

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake’s mind was racing as he went through the motions of working. He’d stopped time without the remote! Was it him that did it? Was it a safety feature? And why did ... Continue»
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Jake's Magic Remote V - Cruel Temptation

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Sarah showed up while Petra was cleaning up, so Jake decided to let things rest for a bit; he’d had his fun, and he was more than a little worried in hindsigh... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Voyeur  |  
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My first time.

I have been thinking about writing this up for a couple of months now and have decided to share it.
I had never booked or hired an e****t before but had always wondered what it would be like to hire a person for sex. Also I thought it would be the only way at my age that I could get to have sex with a lady who I would normally consider to be “Out of my league”
Well, just before last Christmas I decided to go for it.
I signed up to an e****t site and looked for e****ts local to me. I was quite nervous and looked for a lady who had recent feedback. I selected a shortlist of three and contac... Continue»
Posted by z4driver 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part II - of Pranks and

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, i****t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake uploaded all his work and went to lunch early. He couldn’t help it; he felt like a k** with a new toy on a school day. He just couldn’t wait t... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part III - Karma Chamele

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Sarah got home only a few minutes after the food was delivered, and the f****y sat on the couch together to eat in front of some mindle... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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RELATOS GAY Y VIDEOS GAYS

Relatos Eroticos Gays
Contactos Gays
SUEÑOS HUMEDOS
(12476 lecturas - 3 comentarios)
Publicado por dany6969 el 13 de Dic, 2012


En la despedida de soltero del novio de mi hermana yo tenia 14 años.

Cuando mi hermana y su novio se comprometieron en matrimonio, en casa no se hablama mas que de la boda por todos lados lo unico que escuchaba era de los preparativos y no me quedaba de otra que estar siempre en medio de todo escuchando lo que se decia.

Cuando llegaron las amigas de mi hermana las vi que todas se fueron al cuarto a reunirse y yo las segui para escuchar lo que hablaban de... Continue»
Posted by angelsexual01 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Sperm Donor

I sat there and listened to my wife and her s****r talk. They had come up with some hair brain idea of starting a sperm donor club. Women would join this club and they would have a list of sperm donor that would donate sperm free of charge. "So this is a swingers club?" I asked them. "No, we would set up a time for the man to be ready when the woman is ovulating, her husband would get her ready and the donor's wife would get him ready and then he would ejaculate into a tube and then it would be given the woman's husband to squirt it up inside her as she orgasims. They would never meet and th... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fantasy

Walking to my desk, I dropped my damp towel to the floor and grabbed some lotion. The cool liquid soothed my heated skin from the shower as I massaged it into my body; thinking of his warm lips tending softly to the sensitive skin of my neck suddenly made me very aroused. I closed my eyes as I ran my hands gently over my breasts; his hot tongue flicking across my nipple in the forefront of my mind. My whole body heated up as thoughts of Eddie fucking me built up, and I soon found myself on the soft duvet of my bed with my hands between my legs. Eddie always knew what he was doing; he always kn... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Anniversary Week - Monday

The following story is an original work of fiction

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I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock buzzing - and a headache. I solved one annoyance by tapping the screeching device on my nightstand and tried to alleviate the other by rubbing my temples with one hand and reaching for the half-empty glass beside my clock, which was flashing 7:00. It didn't help much, as I knew it wouldn't. I don't often get headaches but when I do they're slow and deep and last for days. With a s... Continue»
Posted by Ention 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Trucker 3


I have decided to visit my friend in Canada.

As I cross the border into Canada I give a holler to my trucker
friend letting him know Iam a four hour drive from him .

As I am nearing his home town my phone buzzes I have a message marked
urgent ,I pull off the road to read my message it seems my trucker is
in a bit of trouble and needs my help this time .

I call asking what I can do he preceded to tell me he is stuck out
at duck pond ,giggling I remember this is where we first met he tells
me to stop giggling long enough so I can hear what he is telling me he
needs fro... Continue»
Posted by chocolatelace 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Long Car Journey's are a Blast!


This is just a short story inspired by a good friend of mine's very sexy story!
Please note this story is mainly just for fart-lovers everywhere so, you know, don't say you haven't been warned! hehe

Enjoy :)

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"Hurry up, Sam, I want to get there today!"
Danni playfully urged me as she sat in the driver's seat of her car.

"Hold on, I'm coming!"
I chuckled, putting my small suitcase into the boot of said car, next to her suitcase.
I then hurried to the passenger-side door, opened i... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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