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My Biggest regret

My biggest regret.

My name Sally Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years named Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our best friends wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we have time to talk about our son when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done to me and as yet but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Befo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 7

Rob and Lesley's plans were disturbed when her mobile phone rang, flashing the word 'School'. The male voice telling a distraught Lesley that one of the boys had twisted his knee and needed to get it checked by a doctor. He suggested going to the Walk In Centre at the hospital, saying that better to go there in case it needed an X-ray. He told her not to was just a precaution.

Lesley pulled on her uniform, which was still lying on the bathroom floor and was looking crumpled and the worse for wear. She had no underwear to wear and never gave it a thought. She pulled her flat work... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!"
The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle.

"She'll get here soon, and when she does,
you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"
The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.

Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.

Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots
and with a purp... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Affair with a BBW

A Low Maintenance Affair with a BBW

Rylee always wore a baseball cap and this day was no exception. It was a standard part of his maintenance uniform and kept the sun out of his eyes as he traversed between buildings fixing everything from busted pipes to plaster dings. He was six feet tall, naturally tanned by his work outdoors, and had incredible green eyes the color of a pine tree in a rainstorm. Along with his baseball cap, he wore a tan polo shirt with the logo of the apartment building emblazoned on the left breast pocket, long Carhartt's workpants, sturdy steel capped boots, and a be... Continue»
Posted by gergawy 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  

Samantha's Breezy Shorts - Cruel Science

This is a new series of short stories that I shall write.
The idea of doing short stories was helpfully inspired by a certain someone,
you know who you are! hehe

These stories are completely fictional, involving my fart fetish,
and are pretty dark at times,
so reader discretion is advised.

Enjoy :)


Cruel Science

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dr Erica von Bloom, but I much prefer just being called Dr Bloom.
I'm a young smart and some mean people s... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Triangle Part 1

The Triangle Part 1
By Anonymous

Note: I am not the author. I discovered this story on an different site and felt it needed to be shared. The author never signed it, but the story held me spellbound until I read it all. I did some small editing with spelling and removed some redundancy in sentence structure but by no means did I change the story or the characters personalities. I hope you like it as much as I did.

The story begins;
It's funny that we had never really done anything sexy with each other. Moira had lived across the street from me most of my adolescent and young adult life... Continue»
Posted by theduck1930 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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It had been nearly two months since I had sex with Andrew my now ex baby sitter and boy was I missing him well his cock that is,
The day he came and told me he was now leaving I managed to give him a blow job in the garage while my husband was in the garden with the k**’s I would have fucked him there and then if it wasn’t for the fact we might get caught,
Still he was happy and I had something off him to keep me going,
I can still feel and taste him cum today,

My husband has been at home for the last two months and so he has kept me topped up with sex don’t get me wrong he’s a great lo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake Part XVII - Summer Sun

“Daddy!” someone whined. “Wake uuuuup!”
Jake’s nostrils were filled with a familiar scent of strawberry bodywash. He inhaled deeply and smiled.
“I know you’re awake,” Petra complained.
“Shoosh,” Jake said, wrapping his arms around the girl who had woken him from his nap by straddling his lap. “sl**p time is now.”
Petra whined again, pushing her breasts in Jake’s face. He noticed that they were uncovered, and his eyes snapped open. “Petra, your mother-”
“She’s out,” Petra said, smiling down at him. “Cheryl picked her up for a girls’ night.”
Jake relaxed, kissing the soft skin ... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Under His Spell

A horny housewife finds herself unable to resist the advances of her daughter’s new boyfriend.
Under His Spell
by Pan

When I felt the hand of my daughter’s boyfriend on my ass, I didn’t say anything.

How would you have reacted? We’d been asking Georgia to invite her boyfriend around for weeks now—we didn’t know anything about him, except that the two of them seemed to be getting along. My husband and I had literally no idea what to expect—and yet, Ash still managed to surprise us.

He was eighteen, the same age as Georgia, but he held himself with the confidence of a m... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

His first time.

I would just like to point out I'm kinda bisexual but I kinda need a feminine edge normally, I like shemales and females the most if I'm honest. This however, was an opportunity I could not turn down. I've condensed sections of this in to separate days, so you get a sense of how long this has build up.

It all started when I began classes at my college, there was a younger guy just turned 18. He's NEVER admitted to being gay, I honestly think he just wanted to cum so bad he'd let anyone do it because he can't 'figure it out' I was amazed that in this day and age that a guy can't figur... Continue»
Posted by Luv4meLuv4u 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  

Test tube infidelity

<Funny story from the news>

A British man discovered his wife used her lover’s sperm to get pregnant at a Spanish clinic
A court ruling from the case is now raising questions about fertility treatment procedures

Six years after attending the birth of his son, and bringing him up as his own, a British man who shall be referred to as Mr X discovered that his ex-wife, Ms Y, had tricked him: the c***d was another man’s. It’s an old story, but with a new twist. The infidelity did not take place in a motel room, but inside a test tube.

The story dates back to 2004, when the wealthy cou... Continue»
Posted by aramislake 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  


So I was staying over with a friend down south for a week. Barry lived with his mum and she had a nice big house a few miles outside of the city in a nice rural patch. Essentially that week came to consist of drinking, playing videogames and sl**ping a lot. I couldn't get over just how peaceful the place was, not to mention how lush the house and the guest bedroom was too!

Teresa was stunning in her mid-forties and her only son, Barry, had grown accustomed to the fact that she was staying single and playing away or having company whenever she saw fit. That apparently wasn't much, but it did... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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House Party with my wife

House Party with my wife

I am Anil , an engineer by qualification and profession in a reputed company. I had few sexual encounters during high school and college life. Two of them were co -students from neighborhood. I enjoyed with few call girls also.
I got married at age of 25 with a 22 year young attractive girl ,Divya. She was very fair, tall of 5’5” , well proportionate figure , at time of marriage her vital stats were 34 x22x32 but after two years of marriage her bust ,waist and hips increased to 36 x 24x 34. I was insisting for a baby but she wanted to wait for some time. After 2 ye... Continue»
Posted by esk119 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  

Jack Learns to Jerk Off

Hello, this is my first submission. It was a story idea that came to me one day. I almost came in my pants writing it and I hope you all enjoy cumming to it ;). I always found the thought of masturbating with a member of the opposite sex really hot, so here's my fiction. Everyone in this story is completely fictional and not based on real people. Leave your feedback here, I'd really appreciate it, and please tell me if you want a sequel! I made a few edits after posting.

An ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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BI Strawbery Wine

I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 4

Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.

Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.

She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My BFF and I (Fantasy)

It's a late night my boyfriend, bestfriend, and I were watching a movie Megan and I on one couch talking about the movie and giving each other back massages and Tristian on the other playing on his phone. Megan had her back to me laying between my legs. It must of felt good because I could feel her running her hand up and down my leg. I didn't know if she was trying to start anything so I took a chance. We were under a blanket so Tristian couldn't see what I was about to do. I massage one of my hands down her back and around to the front of her pajama shorts. They were loose shorts so I had n... Continue»
Posted by MouthyLips 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Susan and John go shopping.

Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.

Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening rained off. Gone for a beer.'

She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"

"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"

"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."

" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"


"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Evil Souls Have No Limits (Chapter 2)

This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  


Last night I performed anal sex with another man. It was one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had in my life, mostly because I’d gradually given in to impotence over the last half a decade without knowing what to do about it. I didn’t want to see a doctor because it was too embarrassing an ordeal to put myself through.

I share a house with an openly gay male, Michael, who has lived here for the past year. It was purely for financial reasons and also to have a bit of good company around, to help me to feel less isolated from the world. Michael has had numerous bed mates around on regular ... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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