Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 9
My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave
I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.
"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
My wife and I were invited to a dinner party at Suha residence. I was apprehensive about being in the presence of the only two women I have ever
fucked, at the same time. We arrived early and my wife offered to help her s****r set up the dinner table. From the moment we arrived Suha started giving me horny looks when my wife wasn't watching or around. I was so nervous and horny at the same time I could have fainted.
To make things worse she was wearing a dress made out of some thin, figure hugging fabric, with a hemline too high to be appropriate for a mother of two! I spent the early part o... Continue»
Chandler walked into Rachel and Monica's apartment one morning, with a look of obvious frustration on his face. Monica was sitting at the kitchen table eating toast and orange juice.
"Hey there, lover boy. How are things going with Kathy?" she teased.
The week before, the roommates had given Chandler some "tips" on pleasing Kathy, with Monica coaching as Chandler practiced on Rachel.
"Oh fine," he said disgusted. "Is Rachel here?"
"No, she's already at work at Bloomingdales. What's up?"
"Well, it's just that... okay... Kathy's been... agreeing with me... A LOT during sex... you ... Continue»
s****r Putting On A Show.
During my summer nights as a teen I would usually sl**p late. My s****rs dog was an older dog so I would take her out before I slept because I know she likes to pee during the night. This one night particular I walked in and my s****r wasn't sl**ping. She was face down and ass was up. Her right hand was somewhere within her pants. At the time I didn't realize it but she looked up and her ass was still in the air. She lowered it slowly.. but I can see her hand still moving. We didn't say anything and I thought nothing of it. Took her dog potty. End of that night.
I never wanted to work while I was attending college, so I spent the better part of my summers delivering pizza, trying to save up some spending cash for the school year. My friends have always given me shit for my work ethic, but my grades earned me nearly a full ride and my parents picked up the rest of the cost of school, but any party money - I had to earn that myself.
Since I didn’t want to work at all during the school year, I had to work Fridays and Saturdays all summer, to get the most tips I could. It wasn’t too awful. My other friends who came back home (or stayed behind) would ... Continue»
Mitch Robertson was a little bit homely and so was his girlfriend Layla. They tended to suit one another rather well but Mitch always had the yearning to make love to a really beautiful woman, a fashion model would have done admirably.
Layla wore glasses, had a rather large nose, big hips and a very annoying laugh. As Mitch was no oil painting himself he resolved that she was as good as it was going to get and that was that. Unfortunately when the two of them joined Guru Purdue’s meditation class, with the hopes of finding their inner self, Mitch was suddenly exposed to a lot of gorgeous wo... Continue»
Gareth Mearns was a thirty something young man who had a problem. It all stemmed from the girl he loved dumping him for his best friend almost ten years earlier. As a result of the trauma he suffered because he loved her so much he decided that he would fuck as many women as he could but he would never become emotionally involved.
Even his holidays were geared to how many conquests he could achieve during the two or three week period and one year he envisioned taking his womanizing to a new level. He planned to tour 10 European countries over 30 days and the challenge was to get at least on... Continue»
Derk Van der Broek worked in the Canadian oil fields and shared an apartment with three of his workmates including one very attractive girl named Aime. The two other men had steady girlfriends but Derk, who had only been in the country a short time, didn’t. Consequently he tried to pursue Aime but she just didn’t seem to find him attractive.
He found her to be very attractive, which resulted in him getting a boner every time he looked at her. Aime was quite tall and slim with long shapely legs and a great pair of perky tits that he couldn’t wait to get into his mouth. However, no matter wha... Continue»
Ray Mallender had a couple months break from university and he wanted to do something exciting for at least part of it. Serving fast food was out of the question and so was construction, he’d been there and done that and he didn’t want to do it again. He searched several papers in Wales were he lived but there was nothing that took his fancy. However one day on the train from Cardiff to Aberystwyth he picked up a Scottish newspapers that someone had left behind and there was an advert for an assistant to help with a research project at a bird sanctuary off the coast of Scotland.
After a Sky... Continue»
Well away from the casinos and bright lights of Nevada’s urban centers you’ll find the Bald Oasis Hospital. It would be a strange place for a hospital, if it really was a hospital, but it’s more of a place where people go for sexual therapy – even just sex. It’s far off the beaten track, partly for legal reasons, and few people ever pass by accidentally, they are normally responding to advertisements on the internet.
For avid biker Brian Fielding nowhere was out of the way. He’d crossed the Andes, the Sahara Desert and the Russian Tundra on his bike and so a trip through the semi-arid deser... Continue»
Ace Baxter was named after Ace Cannon the famous saxophonist, adored by his father who played his records from morning ’till night and who wanted his son to take up the instrument and become a professional musician. Unfortunately Baxter the younger turned out to be tone deaf and ended up with a job washing glass receptacles in a laboratory.
During his short tenure with the Wittislow d**g Company they made a remarkable break through that shook the world and delighted the intelligence community beyond belief. Known as the Wittislow Truth d**g it threatened to revolutionize the questioning of ... Continue»
Lillie Soto had a bit of a reputation. Tradesmen often spent longer at her house than any other and several marriages breakups in the area had been blamed on the dark haired beauty. So when she asked her neighbor Roy McKinny to fix an outlet in her bedroom he was a bit uneasy but on the other hand Lillie was a real sexy dish and a very persuasive one.
He was just a young guy, still living with his parents and his mother certainly didn`t want him to go in that woman`s house but he went anyway. Armed with his tool box he rang the door bell and she answered wearing a very revealing top and a s... Continue»
Frank Templemead was thirty year old marriage counsellor who was still single at 45. His girlfriend, a 40 year old, rather reserved school teacher, with whom he slept most week-ends, had always sort of satisfied him sexually but he felt there was something lacking.
He didn’t want to be disloyal to his lady friend but when he listened to his clients talking about their sex lives he began to feel quite out of touch with today’s sexuality and decided he needed more experience to be a better lover and more effective counsellor. Enter Celestine Camarillo.
Celestine was a 20 year yoga instruct... Continue»
Eddie McCaethy was a basically a motivator, he had great dental work, sleeked black hair and he wore a tailored suit to perfection. In his seminars, which were billed under the title “The McCaethy Method,” he told people what they already knew and for this they paid three thousand dollars a seat to hear it.
Very few people actually carried out his recommendations because – having been aware of their shortcomings before they entered the hall it was unlikely they would make changes in their life just because someone else pointed it out. Not wanting to work hard and work smart in order to be s... Continue»
Attending a seminar in Chicago was not Curt Whalen’s idea of fun, particularly in the winter but his boss insisted. It was only a two day event on the last evening he decided to take in a little bit of local culture and he wandered around a few streets basically people watching.
He was thinking of heading back to his hotel when the flashing sign from a small bar caught his eye. Wandering in it seemed friendly enough, he ordered a drink and then noticed a very beautiful girl sitting a few empty stools away from him.
She was really quite gorgeous, she had a tantalizing pair of legs wound a... Continue»
Until six weeks ago, Pat would have thought anything was better than hospital work.
In fact, when she'd been hired as a private live-in nurse down South, she'd thought it ideal: generous pay, easy hours to let her pursue her further education, and no rent. The recruitment agency could tell her little about her patient/employer Alastair Darragh; what little she'd picked up since did not extend far past the observations that he was a cantankerous recluse who'd driven away previous nurses, an expert in occult studies, and was older than God - b... Continue»
It's beyond me how some one as petite as my little s****r could find clothes that were so form fitting, much less that she was wearing them at home while alone in our bed room we share, but I will never forget that evening, or any evening thereafter.
Her music was blaring through the walls, while I was trying to take a nap, no less. So, after growing tired of hearing the same Red Hot Chili Peppers song played over and over, I knocked on our door. It was ajar, and I quickly realized that she couldn't hear me knocking, no matter how f***efully I did so. I walked in. Though I don't like doin... Continue»
Britney has been a tramp ever since junior high. Ever since she sucked off the most popular boy in school she knew she wanted to be the girl anyone could come to for sexual pleasure. By her sophomore of highschool she was known as a slut but never denied the accusations, she loved it! Almost anything you could imagine a slut doing in highschool, she did, flashing the class, blowing Chris in the back of the room, being fingered by Steven under the desk, she even took cock from the quarterback in the men's restroom. Her parents soon found out but it wasn't much to their surprise as Britney's mom... Continue»
Allison was so excited! She slowly pulled on her thong,
then her cotton shorts, then her cut off tee shirt
which barely covered her braless 32B breasts. She
polished her toe ring and applied pink polish to her
toenails and put on her little gold ankle bracelet.
Then she combed out her shoulder length blond hair and
walked to her full length mirror.
"Hot!" Allison exclaimed as she looked at her tan,
scantily clad 13 year old nymphet body. She was about
to meet her first online boyfriend, a sexy 14 year old
named Kyle. Allison loved to tease boys online, posting
I was so nervous I was shaking.Meeting a stranger for sex had seemed a very exciting idea when as I lay in my bed horny.I hadn't had a cock in me for so long I wouldn't be surprised if my hymen grew back.Not a sniff of a cock since four months ago when I split up with my boyfriend Mattew. We had been together for two years and the sex had been great.But he was a prat.We would have split a lot sooner but he had a very thick cock and to be honest,he was a great lover.Not gentle,but he made me cum at least once every time.And he would go again after 15 minutes.He was a walking erection.
Then I ... Continue»