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Ghosts - Chapter 1

Disclaimer:

This story is a work of fiction. Any names referenced in its writing that bear resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental. I only hope that more is written about male pregnancy/transgender pregnancy. Thank You and Enjoy.



Chapter 01



I had always wanted a big house with a lot of land, but when the opportunity arose, I got a lot more than I bargained for. My name is James. I am 26 years old and have a degree in accounting.

While I was at work one day, I got a call from a will lawyer saying that a very distant aunt had recently passed away. It seems that th... Continue»
Posted by silent_one__ 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 51

My First Marathon Cock Sucking Session

When I started wanking at the age of twelve it was mostly done in private in my own bedroom. But as I got older I began noticing the stories in the cubicles of public toilets. This attracted me to more and more toilets where I would read these fithy stories and wank myself off as I did so.
As a teenager this was really filthy and I enjoyed it immensely. Later in my teens I became aware of what the holes in cubicle walls were for. Up to this time I used to cover them with toilet paper in case someone saw me. But one day as I was sat reading and wanking a cock suddenly pushed through the hole, ... Continue»
Posted by maturebobby 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6555  |  
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Daddy taught me HOW to FUCK


My name is Laura and this is my true story....

My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young and he raised me and my older s****r pretty much by himself. He is a good looking man and I was always attracted to him in more ways than a daughter usually is.

Every now and then, I would sneak a peek at him through the bathroom window when he was getting dressed or taking a shower and every now and then, he would leave the door open and I could see him in plain view. He had a beautiful cock and a nice ass and I would lay in bed at night and fantasize about him letting me suck his big c
... Continue»
Posted by funnsun2 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 2893  |  
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prom dress

When I met the girl who was to become my girlfriend, and eventually my wife, she was only 18, and I was 22. She was around 5’5, brunette hair, slim but curvy, with brown eyes and a 32e chest that blew me away every time. It started as a summer thing, and although we were together for 3 months before we actually had sex, you could not stop us once we started. We did it in her moms’ house, in the garden, in the car, in the shed, on the beach, even while everyone was asl**p at her home. I often looked at her mother and thought, if she grows up to be as hot as her, then I will be a lucky man. Howe... Continue»
Posted by si1973 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 2593  |  
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Bare Beach By Bicycle

For foxy female friends - by Petra, granddod of Poet Pete, who hosts me here

I invite her for a trip to the beach by bicycle. I make sure she takes the racing bike up front.
I guide her through the greenery to the dunes through a natural park to the almost deserted beach.
I love to look at her legs and ass move up and down while she wheels just two meters ahead of me.
I wonder whether I should have asked her not to wear anything underneath that sexy short skirt?

I will get her wet when we bake in the sun on the warm sand almost out of view for shore walkers.
I already know how... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 722  |  
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Orgy party with sis

I wake up groggy in the morning of saturday. My parents left early for a full day work. As, I wake up I notice my big s****r watching me as I stand up naked. I wear some clothes and walk out she asks me if i want to go to a private party with her. I agreed a party can't be harmless I thought. As, I waited for the party to begin I rubbed my rock hard dick to soother it. Soon, Katie,Josh, Jasmine, Krystal comes. I instantly blush when I see Krystal why because she is super hot. As, they greet us my s****r says let us begin. I was curious of what games we were going to play as she explains the co... Continue»
Posted by brianyang 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4118  |  
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Super Bowl Anal

Let’s just start by saying my wife Linda had a very busy Sunday night. Yes, she is a Bronco’s fan and made a bet with me and it wasn’t for money. You see my little 5 feet 2 inch petite doll has the nicest ass I have ever seen, and I love to stick my eight inches right between her ass crack. The trouble is she only takes it up the ass about once a year, the rest of the time it is straight vaginal sex with some fairly good blow jobs thrown in for good measure. So, our Super Bowl bet was unique, whoever’s team was ahead at half time got their pick of our private half time entertainment. Linda kne... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3008  |  
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True Story: Bi Vacation to Jamaica

As a horny college student, girls were my only interest. I still seemed to fall into a few situations that made me question if I was just a little bi-friendly. This was another strange but stimulating experience.

I was a junior in college and feeling confident with myself. I was working out a lot, playing sports and aggressively trying to hook up with girls. By 21, all my efforts were paying off.

My newest girlfriend was black. We had been seeing each other for about a month. It was jungle fever for us both. I was her first white guy, and she was my first african american girl. She actu... Continue»
Posted by moanw 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 2696  |  
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Trucker meets bikergirl

Hello i Hope my english is good to read...please Write coments..





On the Road

I drive a lancer Truck.Not as a normal 40-ton, no anything over 40 tons ist.I'm from Hamburg and drive through Germany and Europe.Im fall of 2011 I had brought a charge by some and was back on the way to Hamburg . The weather was great, about 21 degrees and sonnig. 300 km after Munich overtook a Polish truck a Car and thereby fuhrendie cars next to me also Sloweer. Slow came a motorcycle passed me and I saw that something was smoking on the motor, so I made the driver's attention and to give thanks was w... Continue»
Posted by ravenxx 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 37  |  
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From the Casino to the Hotel

I was sitting at the bar in a casino when I noticed this babe near the other end of the curved bar whose face was exactly what my sexual fantasy was about. She looked at me and I smiled, and she smiled back. We smiled at each other again after a few minutes, and after a few more minutes, I decided to go sit in the empty chair next to her before someone else did. She looked like she was by herself. I sat down and introduced myself. She put her hand out to shake mine, but did not let go. We talked as best as we could over the loud music all the time running our fingers around in our hands.... Continue»
Posted by rawdney 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 346  |  
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My first BBW

The 1st time I had sex with a BBW I was 17. I had sex before that but never with a big girl before but I had seen some BBW porn before and I did like it.

The girl wanted me for months (she had told me afterwards).She was latina, probably about 5'7, and weighed somewhere from 180-200lbs if I had to guess. We would go to the park and she would always bring liquor and we'd share stories of sex. I remember the 1st time I wanted to fuck her she had these tights on that made the outline of her ass and thighs look so plump, so delicious. I tried so hard to hide my dick as it was getting hard.

F... Continue»
Posted by BangxNiggax27 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 633  |  
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Alice Daniels, A Slut for Teens

Bored housewife helps herself to 18-year-old men.

Alice Daniels sat at the kitchen table drinking a cup of coffee and looking out the window at the back yard swimming pool. What she really needed, she thought, was a good stiff drink, but stiff drinks were the cause of her problems. As she sipped her coffee she asked herself just how in the hell did she allow herself to get in such a predicament. It just wasn't fair! She did every thing she was supposed to do. She cooked, cleaned, kept the house spotless, and was a good mother to her two c***dren - Tom couldn't ask for a better... Continue»
Posted by magas911 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1306  |  
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Our First Anal

We were mostly curious people when it came to sex and we were pretty open about our desires and fantasies and today as we cuddled together on the sofa in front of the TV the subject of anal sex came up. I'm not sure why but it came into the conversation.

It was something that neither of had tried, maybe it was fear or caution. "What do you think of anal sex?" I asked.
You look up at me, quizzically, "Why do you ask?"
"I was just wondering if you've ever tried it?" I ask, trying to sound nonchalant.
You give it some thought for a moment before answering. "I don't know" you say "Doesn't... Continue»
Posted by somedude2 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 792  |  
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My First Time with My Dad

Mf f-solo inc father daughter exhib first


Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 – My Life Before i****t
Chapter 2 – An Attitude Adjustment
Chapter 3 – Debating i****t
Chapter 4 – “Seducing” My Dad
Chapter 5 – First Time Sex With My Dad


Chapter 1 – My Life Before i****t
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My parents have always kept themselves in pretty good shape and my mom still
looks fantastic in her bikini while my dad still wears almost the same pant
size from when he graduated from college. Indeed, when I was a teenage my
Mom loved it when people wo... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 9976  |  
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Swinging with my Sister

(MF, couples, swing, inc)

You'll remember when I wrote my last story I said that
it might be my last since fantasy had finally become
reality after I had sex with my younger s****r. Well,
she's gotten hooked on reading these stories and told me
that I should continue to send them and write about what
we're really doing.

It's been tough getting together much since last month
when we finally fucked. Her husband is always around and
he's a jealous guy too. s*s and I have managed a couple
of quickies these past two weeks, and last Sunday I got
a blow-job in the car while pa... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2399  |  
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Susan's Island Man

(MF, wife, rel, voy, cuck, intr, preg)

Wife goes native on vacation while husband watches.

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The vacation last year started like every other. Susan my
wife and I had decided on a Jamaican holiday. Married for
9 years, we were looking for some kind of adventure. Sex
was pretty straight, that is no swinging. Susan recently
turned us on to x-rated movies to spice things up. In
fact it was a movie we had recently seen, that had given
us the Jamaican vacation idea. Looking back, I remember
how turned on Susan got during an interracial scene. We
actually watched that movi... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1002  |  
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Back Home from The Farm

My s****r Beth and I grew up on a farm in Indiana.
Living out in the country was pretty much a dull and
restricted sort of life for teenagers. Since we had to
ride the school bus, we had no opportunity to
participate in extracurricular school activities--it
was off to school in the morning and back home right
school was out. This schedule cut down on our
opportunities for dating, too, since it gave neither of
us much chance to develop any kind of serious
friendships or romantic relations with others our age.

This wasn't that much of a problem to me--I was shy
around gir... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1608  |  
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Nicolas story pt2

well it s being some time now so the next part of the story
About a week later we were home together and mom was out in town or some were but that dos not matter i was in my room in bra and panties and he was watching tv i was horny so i called him and asked it he wanted to play again before he could answer i could see him getting hard he came over to me and started to kiss me and i him i pulled his top off him and kiss him all over his front working my way down his body with the help of his hand on on head i pulled down his pants and his big cock jumped free it jumped like it had a mind of ... Continue»
Posted by nicolaslut 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 5  |  
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True Story: Bi Locker Room Experience

I had never even considered that I could be bi. Girls always got me hard. They were and are a much better choice than guys. 99% of my sexual life has been with girls, not guys. This is one of the first times that I began to question if I was 100% hetero...

I was 19. My first year of college was over, and I was back at home over the summer trying to make some money for the next year. A few high school friends were around to hang out with. All in all, it was boring being back at home. I was landscaping. Making some money. But couldn't wait to get back to school to see my friends and girlfrien... Continue»
Posted by moanw 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5458  |  
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C's sexy ass gets taken

Just the posting of edited chat with a hot women on here about her Anal virginity. Removed names and stuff, excuse typo's if you do read it. Posting to keep, as other half found it hot.

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I turn you round,holding both your shoulders and slowly moving you so your back is to me. Sliding my hands along and up your neck, so gently caressing your smooth skin. My hands move into your hair and from your forehead back begin to comb with my fingers, pulling gently with consistent smooth movements through it bring your hair back and into a pony tail held in my unmoving right hand. Your ... Continue»
Posted by sexupe 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 988  |  
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