Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 8
Me and my boyfriend have been in our sexual relationship for the past 8 months and I need to know what his problem is .i wanna make sure that he is not using me for intimate pleasures when ever he is in need.
At the beginning of our relationship I never cared much for such pleasures because it never was sex actually he just used to rub his hands all over my body and squeeze my chest and my c0*k very hard until I get excited about do the same for his and then we used to mutually masturbate each other but I did it till he came but he would stop it when my precum touches his hand.
I have ha... Continue»
Let me explain. My father is a successful and popular Doctor in a smallish mid west town. I am studying computer science at the local College where I am singularly unsuccessful with the girls. I have had lots of sex; however, it would be nice to do it with another person one day. I am about five feet six and as a result of a bone disorder when I was young, have one leg very slightly shorter than the other. It does not bother me; however, it meant that I could never be any kind of an athlete, although it has been suggested that I could try swimming. Have you seen some of those swimmers? Six foo... Continue»
Andrew had just returned home from a trip to the mall that had changed his life forever. He'd only had the 'universal remote,' as the old man at the strange gadget shop had called it, for a few hours now but he knew that things would never be the same. He had already seen it turn on any gadget, physically move matter and the best yet, it seemed to be able to alter anyone's mind that he chose. He had no idea how exactly it worked, and he suspected that its creator, the old man in the shop named Jim, may have left him a significant amount of catching up if he was to every fully grasp its power. ... Continue»
My Mom has been getting a lot of attention from 3 of my step dad's friends lately since I moved out of her house, so last week my mom threw my 21 year old s****r a BBQ and my step dad invited his 3 friends to come to my s****rs BBQ party. so my step dad left to the store to get some more charcoal for the BBQ fire wile my mom stayed behind to be the host of the party, my mom was wearing her infamous booty shorts during that hot summer day and I noticed my 3 step dad's friends staring at my moms ass as she bent over to to get them some beers from in the cooler (flirtation mode was on since my st... Continue»
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This tales doesn't start in an ancient land, or far of galaxy. It starts in a
small off town in the country of Japan, but it story would effect the world.
It was an ordinary sunny day and no one thought that this day will change
people lives. Nabiki was walking into Nerema School walking down the hallway
"She here ... she here" A small man said looking down the hallway. He was
using a tube from paper tower roll as a telescope ... Continue»
Kaalai 6 manikku train kumbakonam stationla ninnadhu, ennoda luggage ellam eduthu kittu sundarathukku oru mutham koduthu piriya manamillaamal trainai vittu iranginen,
ennai azaithu poga maamanaar varuvadhaaga ponil solliyirundhaar, naanum angirundha oru chairil utkaarndhen, luggage ellam pakkathil vaithu konden,
stationai vittu train purappattadhu, sundaram kai asaithaar,naanum badhilukku kai asaithen, manasu eno baaramaagi vittirundhadhu, kangalil kanneerthuligl etti paarthadhu,inimel sundarathin mugathai paarpomo illaiyo enru ninaithadhum..........., avarudaiya phone number ennidam kodu... Continue»
Like everyday waking up was hard ,a routine needs to be done .
But now I'm awake Damned that I said to myself went to mmy routine and boring job like any other do.
I was working in a brassiere we do drinks bar food coffee cake all sort of that shit .
For me work was fun I always have a chance to flirt with woman and girls they love me and love to talk to me .
But I never realize that was causing a mischief well until now.
One day after hard work my manageress come in to kitchen as I was washing the dishes she was taller then me curly red hair ,and younger then Me she was quite hot fuck ,... Continue»
I love grannies, short ones, tall ones, skinny ones and especially those with silver gray hair. I’m a 52 year old guy who loves his GILF’s over 60. I belong to a Senior Single’s Group in Oro Valley, Arizona outside Tucson. There are over 100 women in the group and only 35 men and most of them are over 70. So I have my pick of the best looking GILF’s in the club. These women have one thing in common, they don’t get fucked anymore!!!! That’s where I come in, at any one time I am screwing three to five different GILF’s, my answering machine is always full. Most of my stable of GILF’s know about ... Continue»
So i have this ladyfriend we will call Charlie who, like me, tends to go long durations without sex. Funny that some pansexuals such as ourselves will be open to anything and then end up with nothing. It's a matter of standards, it's a matter of wanting to be single and it's a matter of simply not being the desperate kind, believe me!
Charlie and I met through friends a few years back and found it funny that not only did we share the same birthday, we were both single for the same duration and had suffered that particular drought for the same amount of time. Well I did end up having sex a f... Continue»
So I just found myself in the slightest dilemma where one of my so-called friends fucking cheated on his girlfriend away from home. She just happens to be one of my friends as well, which is what happens when you share the same social circle.
Here is Vicki, so you know how stupid Richie is; she's a great personality with a sexy refined English accent. Beautiful natural looks, not smothered with makeup, and beautiful long straight chestnut hair. She's also stacked and built for porn beneath the casual veneer of denim and leather. She also has a great sense of humour and can be mature or imma... Continue»
Princess Swarna of kingdom Woodland, is rumored to be the most beautiful woman in all of the known kingdoms. As the princess has come of age, few years back, her parents have been trying to find a good match for her, but princess is apprehensive of settling down. Suitors from all the kingdoms visit Woodland, in hope that princess will choose any one of them, but all the prices fail to woo the princess into marrying them. This has been a cause of worry for the mother, the queen.
Swarna has been well trained in, dancing, singing as well as state administration, she is a ... Continue»
I can’t forget that night. Even now when I write about that night, my penis starts to swell angrily…
It was a rainy night. I was driving from work to home, totally stressed out after a long day. As it is my wife was at her parents place in another city, gone to write her post graduate exams, which added to the frustration of going to my own house and living alone for few weeks.
It was all the more stressful to drive in the pothole filled roads overflowing with rainwater. Few miles before my house, my car’s
headlights showed a man trying to fiddle with his car’s engine.... Continue»
I watched TV for a few minutes and slept in the couch. Being used to sl**ping in AC room, I was tossing and turning in the living room under the ceiling fan. I had removed my tees and was in my pajamas. Thinking about my wife, and angry at her absence, I must have dozed off.
I became aware of a presence near me and woke up with a start. I found Alisha staring at me and I could see her face was flushed.
On seeing me wake up, she turned to go.
“Alisha, any problem?”
With her eyes darting around she said “hmmm… no.. I just came to get some water from the refrigerator”
She kissed its head and slowly swallowed it inside her mouth. I could see her eyes twinkling mischievously at me. She made a suction with her mouth and her tongue lashed my penis. I could feel it swelling and growing. She moved her hands to my thighs and her nails raked my inner thighs. She sucked my penis slowly bringing it back to life. Her magic seemed to work and I felt it starting to throb.
My penis was bathed in her saliva and she drew it deeper into her mouth, working her magic. I made her adjust her position so that her cunt was on my face. My tongue darted out and caress... Continue»
There's this girl in a local shop I frequent. She's not conventionally pretty; rather, she's this slight, awkward thing with a constantly worn, if not exhausted, air about her. I guess her employers keep her busy. She has dark circles under her eyes, and her work attire is this rather perfunctory black number, which swamps her small frame and renders her anonymous.
Despite this, I find myself drawn to her, inexplicably so. Knowing full-well of the supposed predisposition for men to assume attraction from indifferent women, I nonetheless believe her to harbour some level of genuine attracti... Continue»
About a week ago, my wife Tammy and I were invited to a beach resort along with a bunch of her coworkers. She works in the marketing department at a large company which did very well in the past few years, and the employees were starting to get a lot of perks, one of which was the resort trip.
I was eager to go, although I was worried about meeting Tammy's coworkers. Her company had a very informal culture, and Tammy would sometimes tell me about all the flirting and pinching that went on during the workday. I worked at a law firm, which was very uptight and professional, and flirting was c... Continue»
He was staying with his aunt and uncle for the weekend. They lived in a comfortable flat with a balcony in the center of the city. They were c***dless and she had always doted on him as a c***d and now looked at him in wonder that he was almost fully-grown. She was in her late thirties and still attractive so he wondered why they had no c***dren.
“Aunt Mattie” he called. “Aunt Mattie!”
She came to the bathroom door.” Yes?” she replied.
“Aunt Mattie, there are no towels here.”
“Ok, hold on” she said. She pulled a bath towel out of the closet and walked to the bathroom, opened the door a... Continue»
“Ernst, do you like me?” She looked at him with her big blue eyes, her long eye lashes fluttering exaggeratedly.
“Of course. I think you’re great… and beautiful too.”
“But you’ve never made a pass at me?” she said with a hurt expression.
“Everybody thought you were unavailable,” he said.
“Yeah I guess that was true, but now I am… so… are you going to make a pass at me?”
He looked into her earnest blue eyes “Well in that case yes, but I left the instructions in my bag.”
She smiled. “I can save you the time… we can go to my home if you like? My parents are at work.”
“OK, I like that ide... Continue»
This story is based on an actual event. I have embellished the facts and I hope you enjoy!
Tom was a lucky guy! He was successful in his business and had a sexy wife that really loved him. Her name was Amber and she really was every man's dream. She gave great blow jobs, was an awesome fuck, and would even take it in her ass.
One of the things that Tom had finally talked her into was to letting him take some sexy pictures of her. She was reluctant at first and said that she would die of embarrassment if anyone she knew saw h... Continue»
High school was a time when my sexual interests bloomed, sometimes feverishly, like most adolescents, I presume. I've had a lot of sexual interests towards the opposite sex, mostly for a bunch of my female classmates and my female teachers, most of whom I have actually had many sexual fantasies about. But unfortunately, they were mostly fantasies, and not exactly real sexual experiences, although I did find a few certain masturbation techniques that were useful.
Of all the ladies at my old high school that I've sexually fantasized about, there was one teacher that I will never ever forget. ... Continue»