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I glanced at my boyfriend nervously. He’d been very quiet for the past half hour, just sitting and staring out the window, like he was waiting for something. It was making me really jumpy. Usually when he was really quiet that meant he was either upset or thinking very seriously about something—both very, very bad things, in my opinion. Cautiously, I sat down by his knees and nudged him gently with my head. “Hey.”
He looked down, startled, and the look on his face told me he wasn’t upset. “You look like a teenage girl waiting for her first date to show up.” I teased quietly, resting my head a... Continue»
Posted by blackeyedkitsune 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 203  |  
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Golf is Fun

My husband, Ken, and I have been married 15 years. It has always been great, as he is truly my soul mate. There is nothing that I wouldn't do for or with him. About three years ago, we decided to add some extra excitement to our sex life by letting me seduce and have sex with another man. Before I tried it, I made sure that it was ok with Ken. He assured me that it was. I found that Ken really got off on knowing that another man was giving me orgasms and I was doing the same to him. I always shared my experiences with Ken, either by telling him every detail or letting him watch or join in. I r... Continue»
Posted by xhamster1974 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 883  |  
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E-TYPE CHRISTMAS-(true event)

I HAVE TO THANK RETROLOVER, as a result of talking with him, my memory was set back to Christmas DAy morning 1980 at 0134 me and Two Work Mates who i will call "TOM and DICK" were waiting for the Staff Coach to take us home, these coaches were either 24 or 82 seter jobs normaly. TOM says "Hay whats this coming our way" Dick "no Can`t be for us shorly" along came the usual coach driver exept hes driving my boy hood dream car the E-Type Jaguar Sports Car, For those who don`t know it, a two seater, the driver had not checked-in to see if there was anyone who needed it, he was aparently just passi... Continue»
Posted by THEFORBIDDENMAN 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 286  |  
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New U Salon

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Author: Zon19
Story: New U SalonNew U Salon
By Zon19
(mc, md, gr)
The following is a storyline that was started on the BE Archive's Adventure,
"Unending BE." Feel free to visit the archive or its extendable addventure at
http://www.bearchive.com. This particular story was written by myself and L.E.
through the extendable addventure. I have compiled and elaborated on the initial
plot and present it to you, the reader, as a stand-alo... Continue»
Posted by SharonwithTitsout 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 624  |  
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Company With Men!

Diane, a former prostitute wants to escape away from her abusing
pimps and other men. She wants to change her life around to become a
better person. Diane wants to go back to school, and get a good job. But, it's
seem whatever she do, she always fail. Diane loves to dress sexy, she
is 45 year old, and has a curvy shape with a size 48 D cup breast. Diane’s
hip is very wide and her ass shake very heavy when she walk. Guys
can't resist stopping and staring at her. She just ignores them and continues
walking. One day Diane have an interview for a job, Diane wore a short mini
skirt (you co... Continue»
Posted by Darkpussy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 315  |  
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Agnes' Sex Story! :D

A sex story? :/ That's a tough one. I guess it's mostly about writing all those dirty words together with an unrealistic, poor tale about some smoking hot girl riding a fat middelaged man with a hairy belly from Düsseldorf, Germany. I consider it kind of funny, but also a little bit sad. It's okay to fantasize, but come on ... it's a missed penalty with no goalkeeper to even think something like that. I don't understand it. Why would you possibly fantasize about something that is so implausible? Think we have all read about that pimple faced teenager who, because of his math teacher who sooo h... Continue»
Posted by Agnes26DK 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1185  |  
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piss

i woke up in the night and had to have a piss so held it in as long as i could and could feel my ball getting bigger and buy dick was pumping and pumping and just let go the piss fill my pants and soke my bed and it ran down my leg and it was a good feeling and i cum at the same time and left my room and as i left my room my mum went in and she could see all the piss and cum and said come with me so i did and my mum put me in her bed and lick my ball to get the cum off and piss and she sat on my face and said i have to clean that up and she piss on my face and piss on my dick so i pull of my a... Continue»
Posted by jimbob12345 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 438  |  
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Welcome To The Nieghbour Hood,Cally!

New Jersey-2006

well it was around spring when Cally arrived.
i was just walking shop when i saw a moving van next to my house,
there was a brunette girl who looked around my age,
long brown hair,curves to die for,and bright blue eyes.


i went over to introduce myself i asked her how old she was and i was right she was 16
after a while her mother asked her to go shop so we both went.
on our way back she asked me what school i attend.
it turns out she attending there next week
so i said i will knock on for her and walk school
that morning i made sure i looked my best i dont know ... Continue»
Posted by charlie-xxx 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 606  |  
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Make Yourself Cum

Let me start by saying I have an over active sex drive. I could be doing anything, and suddenly I become unexpectedly aroused. Sometimes even the littlest things can set me off anything from putting clothes in the washer to an erotic glance from an interesting stranger. The smell of fresh cut grass, and the feel of it on my bare feet can bring back a flow of memories of previous outdoor sexual experiences.

Anyway when the urge hits me unexpectedly, I choose to masturbate and after the last time I decided to share my personal experience with everyone..


I ran to my bedroom and sla... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 645  |  
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Secret Affair

There must be something about me that causes me to be abnormally horny all the time. I don't know what it is but just smelling or being close to any woman can give me a woody the size of Texas. I just love women!! The way they walk, with their cute little shakes, and wiggles drives me wild. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual most women are uninterested in me. Although I consider myself to be handsome and outgoing, most women find me arrogant, and pompous.

Jenna is my steady girlfriend and I try very hard to stay faithful to her. Of course the task would really be a challenge, if another ... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 331  |  
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Party Girl

"Oh come on Phyllis, it'll be fun," Brenda pleaded, "you're always saying how you never get a chance to meet anyone and I can guarantee you that the place we are going will be loaded with a lot of guys!!!" Phyllis looked doubtfully at her room mate and replied, "I don't know, Freddy has some pretty weird friends, do you really think we should!?!" "Of course we should, silly," Brenda replied excitedly, "and what you consider weird, I consider "different"!!!" "Well," Phyllis replied, "if you really think so............." "Good, it's settled then," Brenda said happily, "we're gonna go!!!

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Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 708  |  
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Scary Sex Story

My name is Diane and this is my story. It happened on Halloween night just about a year ago. I had been invited to a costume party at my friend Kathy's house. Her party was always the event of the season riddled with casual sex and promiscuous d**g use everyone who was anyone would be there. Kathy had called me personally the night before to remind me of my invitation and to dress appropriately. I was so excited I love Halloween and the idea of slipping into a fantasy of being someone I am not for the course of an evening is immensely erotic .

My husband Kyle on the other hand is often... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1896  |  
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PART TIME BLOWJOB

It had been over three weeks now since Lindy and her boyfriend had broken up and the sexual tension that had slowly been building up in her plump pussy was now becoming almost unbearable!!! Even her secretary had noticed that for the past several days she had barely been able to concentrate on her work!!! Ever since her freshman year at college, she had always had a boyfriend who would naturally take care of all of her sexual needs, but now for the first time in her life, she was going through a period of time without a man on the horizon!!! At five minutes to five, her secretary Betty popp... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 413  |  
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Party House

Years ago there was a fun party house my friends and I use to hang out at. A mutual older friend owned the place. It was a drafty old farmhouse secluded in an urban area. Almost every night someone would buy a keg of beer and people would just seem to show up. It was a great time in my life I was young and carefree now I miss those days.

I first met Dave at the party house and at first glance I found him rather unappealing. He was just an average looking guy, with not a lot to offer. I barely acknowledged his presents at the parties most of the time. He is kind of a bulky built guy wi... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 565  |  
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A Supernatual Seduction

Moving into my new home was both exciting and a little scary. It gave me a feeling of accomplishment and independence, as I struck out on my own for the first time, to take on the world. The house is old and could use some tender loving care but it is all mine. A place where I would make all the decisions and accept all the responsibilities for them. All of my furniture is hand me downs from my f****y and friends. I hope to save some money so eventually I can buy all new things and decorate the whole house to be my dream home.


At first sl**ping in the old house was a little unpleas... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 390  |  
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Pay Back

So that, dear friends, is why the President and I both hope that you will support him as he tries to pass the all important spending cap legislation now before the House, thank you for your time, good night." Jennifer Boyle, the wife of the president, made her way through the clapping throng on her way to the rear exit of the grand ball room in the Century Towers Hotel. A limo with a phalanx of Secret Service agents were waiting to e****t her back to the White House, while she and her body agent, Jimmy Knox and his assistant Bill Dooley all climbed onto the service elevator for the twenty f... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 268  |  
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This is the story of my first sexual experience with another female. I was 27 married for six years. We had a great sex life at first. We had sex several times a week. As time went by our sex life diminished in quality and quantity. My husband Dave began spending more time with the guys than me. He went out with the guys and I got to stay home with our daughter Arielle.

One Friday night when Dave was out playing cards with the guys, I put Arielle to sl**p and went online. Out of a combination of being bored, horny and curious I went into a chat room labeled F4F. When word got out in the roo... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 657  |  
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Love in a Elevator

I had been working with D&O Inc. for three years. My office was on the sixteenth floor of the Federal Building downtown. Last week I almost missed the elevator when a beautiful woman held it for me. I recognized her from accounting her name was Tess; she had long dark brown hair, and big brown eyes. I thanked her as I got in the elevator but I wasn't sure she even knew who I was.

"Hello, my name is Tess," she said in a deep voice, eagerly extending her hand in friendship. Her perfume filled the elevator. The smell of her was so enticing it started to give me a boner. "Yes I know, I'v... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 494  |  
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The Patient

Dana fidgeted nervously on the couch while Dr. Wallace studied the patient history form that she had filled out an hour earlier. "I see that you've been married for about three years now, is that right?" the doctor asked casually. "Uh, yes," she replied. "It was three years last month. And everything was pretty much all right between you and your husband until you had the baby?" "Yes, we had a wonderful marriage," she answered softly. "But now............." "What do you think went wrong?" the doctor asked. "Is there anything specific or just a general malaise in you relationship?" "... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 540  |  
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Dancing with Danger

by Milliemoon



"So you can see my problem. I know you are usually busy on Friday nights but I just wondered..."

My mom, Sandra, seemed to run out of steam and sat back heavily on the sofa as I stood and looked at her.

"You want me to go with you to your company's annual dinner and dance?"

I guess the astonishment sounded in my voice because she shook her head.

"No, no, it's ok, I'll see if Jean can come with me."

Jean was my mother's best friend, a lovely lady, but somehow not the best partner for a posh do.

"You don't have to ask Jean, I would love to com... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 590  |  
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