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Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
A warm, gentle breeze blew across Jilnar Jardaly's sexy bikini-clad body, caressing her completely hairless skin, which was as smooth as silk and as gold as honey. She loved nothing more than chartering a private yacht on the beautiful Pacific Ocean, nor did two of her closest girlfriends who had come to enjoy the Caribbean getaway with her. It was just the three girls together, along with the yacht's owner and captain, a local girl named Elly, who was every bit as hot and gorgeous as Jilnar and her two beautiful fellow television media celebrity girlfriends, Basinah and Fahada.
They were a... Continue»
"Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well..."
The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78,
sighed as she sat down on her sofa.
The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop,
which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap.
She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia.
It was very early in the morning, still dark outside,
and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes.
Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do.
Steal Bond's money.
Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son's ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, "What ever that k** did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o'clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!" He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, "Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!... Continue»
I opened my weak weary eyes, the glare from the bright sunshine obscured my vision,
as strange faces looked down upon me.
I could hear the sound of rolling waves from the sea, and my clothes felt heavy and wet.
My blonde hair was all matted from the salty water.
I had been lying u*********s on a sandy beach.
The handsome faces staring down at me were brown with a slight reddish tint to them.
I'd never seen faces like these before.
There was a mix of men and women, and some young boys and girls amongst the small crowd too.
They each had long strait thick black hair,
Both genders ... Continue»
Jake woke early, having already slept between moments. Time was already a totally different concept to him than it had been before, it seemed. He looked at the clock by the bed, noting that it was only 4 in the morning. Plenty of time to get started on the day.
But first, it seemed there was some unfinished business to take care of. Jake had meant to spend some time next door last night, and had got so caught up with Katie that it had slipped his mind. A quick shower to freshen up and an apple from the fridge later, he was whistling to himself and strolling out the door.
He’d taken the l... Continue»
We're lay on the sofa cuddling when I suddenly get up and say,“I have a special surprise for you… Wanna follow me to the bedroom?''You get this wide grin on your face and follow without a word. I push you into sitting on the bed then grab my bag and look back at you, “I’ll be right back hun…”,
you nod with a cheesy sort of smile. I slink into the bathroom to change. When I come out you see me in a short black skirt, crisp,white, cotton shirt, my old school tie, white knee high socks, and sexy black shoes. Your jaw drops and all I hear you say is, “Wow…” as I let out a small giggle an
Once upon a time, there was a very sexy and horny little slut called Jilnar Jardaly, who was having lots and lots of fun at her girlfriend's wedding day!
After the beautiful ceremony, the reception was well under way and Jilnar, was having such a lovely day! She'd already fucked nearly all the male guests, as well as several of the female ones. Best of all, she still had a few more hours left in the day to seduce the rest and add them to her enormous and ever-growing list of sexual conquests.
She decided to have a stroll in the beautiful garden to cool her perfectly delectable but achin... Continue»
"Wow." Andre looked at me over the top of his too small glasses (well, he
had a big - read fat - face, maybe glasses weren't made in his size?).
"That is so awesome - a spell of possession!"
We had found an old book in the back of the stacks of the Miskatonic
University. Andre was an "intellectual" - he was always thinking about
something. If he wasn't thinking about one thing, he was thinking about
something else. So, he gravitated to libraries, and I was his best
friend, so I sometimes gravitated with him.
It was a very strange book; the binding was like nothing I had ever seen
The morning sun was hot and sultry that moring back in 1951 as I walked along the promanade, the holiday makers were sat taking in the sun, in front of me was a woman in her mid forties, she wore a fashionable skirt of the day a tan coloured front button which reached down to her calfs, she also wore a white blouse with ruffled neck and cuffs, as the sun caught her I could see what appared to be a wide bra strap through the material, suddenly as I watched her walk in her black botties with high heels her ankle apeared to go over and she fell lightly to the ground, I rushed over and helped her ... Continue»
I’m Jack, your average married 55 year old guy. I keep fit through hard work. My long suffering wife Julie, is eight years my junior and has a lovely curvy figure with a great pair of breasts. We’ve been married some 20 years and we’ve got used to vanilla sex. Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE VANILLA but sometimes I would like a curry!
I’m stretched out on our bed naked, bound hand and foot. The sun streaming through the picture windows in our bungalow. 5 minutes ago Julie called me in to the kitchen.
“You said something about trying bondage.”
“Yes” I said with a quizzical look.
“Well let’s d... Continue»
Part 1 is here:
Sam was waiting patiently in her room.
It was the following evening after group therapy,
and she was waiting for Dr Joy Blythe to come give her another dose from her lovely round ass.
The door to the room finally swooshed open, and in walked the stunningly beautiful Joy.
"I felt we made a nice bit of progress with you at today's session."
Joy complimented Sam.
Sam tha... Continue»
Chapter One: Feelings realized
It was a friday and there was Sara sitting Alone in her living room watching Television. As she landed on something finally interesting the power clicked off.
"No!" she shouted
"Sara!?" Her roommate Scott said emerging from his room.
Sara met Scott six months earlier, he was new in town and was looking for a place to stay and Sara was between jobs and desperately needed half of the rent so she agreed.
"The whole block's out!" Scott said looking out the window.
"So what do you want to do?" she asked.
"Umm.... how's work?" he asked.
"You're so brave agreeing to this, hon, I'm so proud of you!"
Hannah praised her girlfriend Sam in a hushed tone of voice
and gave her an encouraging squeeze of her hand.
The 2 girls were sat side by side in identical black plastic chairs in a neat,
tidy mostly white office.
"Miss Samantha Jones, is it?"
A smartly dressed woman asked as she walked into the office,
and walked around the large desk infront of the girls,
to sit in a plush black luxury office chair.
She was a beautiful looking woman, of about 40, but the only signs of her age was a couple of ... Continue»
Sitting alone, longing for my husband whom is way too far away and daydreaming of all the things I wanted him to do to me, I was bored and incredible horny. Glancing out of the window I saw the rain lashing down, I couldn’t help but feel relieved I didn’t have to go out. It was then I see him pulling up, my new neighbour that I’ve said hello to a few times but hadn’t really talked to, and a very good looking guy.
He had been living next door for a few weeks when he came round to introduce himself; Chris was a few years younger than me but I could feel an instant attraction between us. ... Continue»
Jake winked at Petra as she returned from the bathroom. “Everything alright in there?” he asked.
“Just fine, Daddy,” she said. She walked over and leaned in close to where he sat in his recliner. “What did you do? That was hilarious.”
Jake chuckled. “Just a little teasing. You want me to keep going?”
“Yes, please!” She kissed his cheek, then turned to head upstairs to her room. Halfway up the stairs she flipped up her bathrobe to show off the way her panties hugged her ass.
Of course, as soon as Petra was out of sight, Katie appeared. She walked down the stairs slowly, trying to ma... Continue»
The first time I gave a blow job to another gurl was some years ago, She could only meet after 3 am when she got off work. I took a room with a hot tub in hopes of using it. I laid in some frozen vodka and a few munchies. I did my makeup, shaved everything to perfection. Corset, black stocking, FGPs (black and red toeless}, and I had my pedicurist put fuck me red polish on my nails.
She arrived on time and went into the bath to change. She would have been a very good looking trap with some minor effort. We got into bed and I asked a few necessary questions like are you disease free: Yes, L... Continue»
This is just a short little story I wrote, please be warned though that it is a rather dark piece of fiction and so please keep an open mind whilst reading through it, and understand that it is just FICTION, not based on any real events or truth, so don't go hounding me with burning torches and pitchforks! hehe
I loved the life I had. I loved my lifestyle. I was living the dream in a paradise like no other. I had a major problem with money, in that I had so much of it that I didn't know h... Continue»
I am yours
The morning was a cold one. I stand outside waiting your arrival. The sun barely peaking up over the mountains out east. I breathe in deep and it sends shivers up and down my body, goosebumps rise and nipples harden. I had missed you. The thoughts of our previous encounters race through my head, making me wet, increasing the urge to just take you over the second I see you, but I must resist. You told me just before I came outside to meet you that I wasn't to speak a word or move until I was commanded to. I move my fingers over my pussy, slowly grazing my clit and then I se... Continue»