Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 7
She was so warm, wet and willing as I eased into her after some serious stroking and arousal. I was standing tall and stiff, dribbling my juices as I got ready to dive in...
Then I awakened from my wet dream to find my appendage slowly waking up. I was still stiff and ready but I was just morning wood - too bad Big Head didn't score a warm fuzzy snatch for me to perform with, but that's not unusual. Me, I can make a woman moan but Big Head keeps blowing it so I spend too many nights just flopping around.
Now the big appendage that carries me around is up and headed for the bathroom. ... Continue»
She's a minger and she knows it: forty with a wonky eye, overweight and with an abundance of moles on her arms… and a large one on her stomach. Her personal hygiene leaves a little to be desired too but… she has big tits and nipples though.
She absolutely adores me…
The thing is I just don't give a damn about her: she is just a sexual object to me like the majority of my women… and I have had loads, fucking loads.
On the plus side, she is a tad kinky – it's the only thing the ugly bitch has going for her.
It's Wednesday and my day off – I know she is at home waiting for me to cal... Continue»
They stood in the restaurant lobby.
“ For three?“, asked the hostess.
They were here to set a matter straight.
“This way, Table 1.”
An infidelity. They were here to fill an unfaithful wife with a heavenly gangbanging climactic end.
“Your server will be with you shortly!”, said the hostess as she scurried her tight ass away.
“Can we just fuck her?”
“No, although Id like to.”
“I think we should fuck every person in here”
“Shut the fuck up with that orgy talk!”
“At least the woman.”
“NO! Just her cheatin’ ass.”
The three looked as... Continue»
"Hey hon, what you doing?" asked Alan.
"Off to the gym babe, I've been couped up inside all day and just need to do some exercise, hey want to join me?" replied Jessica.
"Oh Jessica you I'm not really into the gym, maybe next time," replied Alan grabbing another handful of chips from the bowl.
'No way, not this time. You're coming with me and I won't take no for answer. You know how hot working out gets me....I promise to be good when we get back home," said Jessica now rubbing her hands across Alan's chest before reaching down and grabbing Alan by his cock.
"Oh OK hon, just give m... Continue»
I was beginning my junior year at college when it happened. I had a 2 bedroom dorm all to myself for the first 2 weeks of the semester. I loved the privacy and had my girlfriend, Cindy, over whenever I wanted.
I was kicking back one late afternoon, when I got a call from Pam Clarkson at the office of university housing. She told me that another student needed a room change and that I would have share with him. She finished the call by telling me they would be over in 5 minutes.
I heard the elevator bell, then a knock at my door. I answered and Ms. Clarkson came in with my new roommate. Ms. C... Continue»
Right. Waaaaay back, I used to loooove getting a good massage. The massage is great and the****utic The women are cute. And sometimes you get a happy ending. Now understand I didn't go to places LOOKING for a happy ending. The first time it happened I was in Massage Envy and the girl thought I was cute and did it unprompted.
"I'm only doing this for you Hun."
"Yeah. Sure you are. You say that to all the young hung black guys."
So I got massages because it helped my neck and relieved stress. If the chick "liked me", well who am I to deprive them. :-p
I've stopped going to massage pl... Continue»
This is my first story so do read with patience and forgive me for my mistakes.
when i was 10, i started to feel something to her we used to play games and play in bed during c***dhood. Those days we dont know anything about sex but we will be lying in bed together i used to feel her ass and things were going on like that.. Due to some f****y problems i was not able to meet her for next 10 yrs. when i saw her after few yrs she has grown into a very sexy girl. I thought of all the c***dhood incidents but i'm not sure she will be remembering all those days.
After few months we all gathered f... Continue»
This story is true and you probably will not believe it.
I was working at my friends new house and it was one of those days where almost everything went wrong. It was late and I was tired and feeling low. I decieded to stop off on my way home at my favorite bar and have a few drinks. I sat at the bar and ordered my regular Wild Turkey & coke. As I was finishing my first beverage a old employee of mine sat down beside me and asked If I could give her a ride home because her roommate stood her up. Sally was one of my best bartenders when a owned my one club. She is blonde, cute, young, 5 foot 3... Continue»
Ellie woke up early, stretched and ran both hands down her young naked body, wondering why she felt different inside. Curses – still no breasts yet, but her hard little nipples felt stronger today – more responsive to the occasional tweak as her right hand continued downwards towards her belly.
Oh yes, it was coming back now – last night she had lost her virginity. That was why she was in Kit’s bedroom, waking up in Kit’s bed, with the little tramp curled up asl33p next to her. Her best friend from junior school had the most delicious dark brown skin on the outside and a gorgeous deep pink c... Continue»
Like Cub, Like A Gentleman
I never was what one might refer to as a ”loose woman.” My M.O. was after about two to three years of being alone and sexless, I would opt for a lover if a boyfriend hadn’t come into the picture yet. That seemed to be my limit for going without sex. What determines my limit? It is when I become so super-horny that a good session of masturbation and toys do not provide relief.
God bless the Greeks who invented the dildo to cure hysteria in women. God bless the one who added power to it! Usually a clit stimulator ... Continue»
It was the 14 February 2011 st valentines where many couples try to flatter the other partner to end up haveing long and hard sex with them. this was no different for 16 year old carl, Carl was physically fit young guy; who has a shy personality to go along with his short brown curls. Carl was walking along the warm avenue where his sexy high school girlfriend lived. He had flowers, cards and a lucky durex in his back pocket just In case things went well. HE knocked oh the large red door to Molly's house ,a young blonde girl with tight white top on opens the door inviting her boyfriend over... Continue»
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Jasmine danced in time with the sultry beat of the drums, dressed in a scanty red harem girl outfit to Jafar's liking. Her hips undulated smoothly and her arms whirled gracefully over her head despite the heavy shackles at her wrists. She felt the heat of Jafar's gaze on her with shame as she danced for his pleasure alone. The drum beat quickened and she fell to the floor, throwing her long ponytail around as she thrust rhythmically.
"Stop," Jafar hissed. The drum music stopped immediately and Jasmine remained knelt on the ground, her shackled wrists held ... Continue»
The alarm I set to go off each week day at 7am beeps aggravatingly on the other side of the room. Beside me you groan, throwing your covers off your naked body to go and get it. "I got it handsome" I murmur, putting a hand on your chest and pushing you back into bed gently. You don't need much convincing, rubbing groggy eyes and settling back against your pillows. I slip out of bed, already nude from a night of glorious, sweaty sex. Still a bit sore, I stretch, turning away to give you a nice view. You laugh and give a low whistle. Grinning ear to ear I grab the infuriating device and turn it ... Continue»
It was the last day of school, we just finished taking the final exam and I was the last one to hand in my paper, I had already finished but wanted to hand it out last. All the students were gone and I was the only one left with at least 45 minutes to go before it was officially over. The teacher, Mrs. McElroy, was sitting at her desk reading a novel; I was sitting in the second row in the middle of the room. I watched her for a few more seconds and got up, walked up to her and handed her my paper. “How do you think you did James?” she asked pulling down her glasses right over her nose, stared... Continue»
First of all This is NOT my story,but I think every Man and WOMAN* gotta read it :)
So I did it. Got the snip -- the tiny tubes terminated -- pinched off the old baby batter blaster -- you get the picture. While it was (as every man who has ever had it done at least one year prior will tell you) a very simple and quick procedure, I would not ever in good conscience tell another man considering it that it was anything less than a miserable experience. Most guys (fellow blank shooters) I spoke with played it down and made it sound as easy and manly as getting a few stitches after a bar bra... Continue»
Due to some function my relatives had to visit the native place for two weeks. I didn't joined them coz of my upcoming semester exams....& they left at next morning...I was little happy as I got full freedom to freakout with my friends & to do party......!!! but at same time was unhappy when my relatives told me about fatima that she would disturb my privacy with her routine works.....!!
But managed my mind with that thought. Next morning I was sl**ping till late when she knocked my door......i was still in sl**p....walked in my boxers & opened the door & again felt on bed for sl**p. ... Continue»
I start my Tuesday night, like, every other Tuesday night. Taco Tuesday, at the local bar! No… I wish, not tonight. Not for this girl! It starts out by, doing mundane chores… like,doing the laundry! “Oh, yes, this is fun!” I say to myself, as I throw my panties into the ‘Cookie Jar’. Cookie Jar is the name of my unmentionables drawer.
As I rock out to Carrie in my undies, the power goes out… again! Rolling blackouts in southern California are common in the summer.
“Great…. and I have, one more, load to do… Fuck!” Err… I take a deep breath, and exhale in frustration.
I walk ... Continue»
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may pla... Continue»
My buddy Mike and I have been friends since high school, we went to college together and even lived together for a short time while in college. Our apartment became the place people wanted to come to when they wanted to party. We became well known in the town we lived in and we each had our fair share of women. After college we kind of went our separate ways. I moved to another town that was about three hours away while Mike stayed in town. We kept in touch but never really got together to hang out. About three years after I moved I decided to go pay him a visit. After the long trip I a... Continue»
PEEP SHOW PERFORMANCE by Giorgio Canoli
On their way home from dinner George suggested he and Kim stop at a local adult toy store. "How come were making this pit stop"? she asked. He replied, "I noticed your rabbit isn't as fast as he used to be", "the tortoise can actually beat him now". They chuckled as they exited the vehicle.
This wasn't no ordinary porno shop. It was the home depot of erotica. They wandered through each aisle, Kim's pussy started getting moist and she could see George's cock growing through his pants. Kim quipped "Be careful with that loaded gun in your poc... Continue»