Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 7
My name is John. I have always been a fairly well-balanced, healthy, and All-American boy. Six-two, 185 pounds, athletic body, blond hair, blue eyes. Good f****y, normal relationships, all that jazz. When I was 27 years old I met and became involved with a girl named Jen. She was 22 at the time. The relationship started off with a bang and was balls to walls all the way. She was a piece of work. After about a year the ride got a little too wild and I jumped off. I broke up with her. But things got even wilder after that.
Jen was very attractive. Maybe 5-6, thin frame, sexy long legs, good r... Continue»
This actually happened and is 100% real! The location is Ontario Airport in Ontario CA.
I had just come home from a business trip and after a week was hornier than hell. This was in 2000, I was 42 at that time so was my wife. I had to travel maybe 4-6 times a year and really did not like it.
We had a little phone sex while I was gone and she always knew each time I traveled that I wanted her to "dress up" in some new sexy lingerie to meet me at the airport. I was always excited to see what new "uniform" or outfit she would be wearing, plus it added to our already large sexy lingerie coll... Continue»
1. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen
2. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
3. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
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4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa
5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
6. “Sex is the most fun you can have without ... Continue»
Charles was far from happy with the situation. Should he just take off and start a new life, outside the area, where no one could catch him? He quickly realized that was not on the cards, as this was the only life he had right now. After all, what else would he do? Charles was pleased he had kept his nerve and stayed. For on her return Sandra announced they were going on holiday.
“Just the two of us, we can stay on our yacht in the South of France.”
“I haven’t got a passport!” insisted Charles with a start.
“I knew,” laughed Sandra, “that you would thi... Continue»
I have been going through a terrible time for so many years.
I can't go into details about what happened to me, because I'm not supposed to.
One day I will tell my wives about it. One day we will all lie in bed together and talk of the things I suffered.
But allow me to describe those many sexual events in a poetic way.
It was like being in a plane piloted by a fool. A girl. He parents are the best of their generation. I was still a baby when they were making history.
They could not accept that history is not exclusive to their generation.
They thought that if they were uncivilized it wo... Continue»
one day it was raining very heavily and I was in my room and my bhabhi came fully wet from outside and knocked the main door and when I opened I saw my bhabhi’s sexy and hot curves, she had wore red sari and blouse and from there I had dream to have her sexy body in my arms. I had scanned her from top to bottom and I think she had noticed me staring her.
After seeing her in this situation I had masturbate in my room. In lunch period she called me to have lunch and she had told me my b*****r has gone for some office tour for 10 days. As I heard this something happened to me and started think... Continue»
-So a few years ago i knew a girl , let's call her "Y" and she was very attractive the kind that make men turn their heads on the street BUT she was filthy too , and i don't mean that in a bad way , i mean she used to say the dirtiest things you can imagine , stuff that makes men blush and feel like little girls , for example the first time i ever met here outside the school we both went to was on the beach in a place called "6th October City" here in Alexandria, Egypt, So i barely knew her, me her and a couple of friends, we were laughing and joking around and all of a sudden she tells me in ... Continue»
I hope I get it right this time. My politics are not for my entertainment. Still I'm not very good at being truthful about how I see the things going on in this world. I have been exposed to pornography in the past but I thought that my interest in it was only temporary, like the appearance of smoke from someone smoking a cigarette.
The smoke disappears from sight. That is how I dealt with pornography. I watched it and then threw it into the garbage. I exposed myself to it and then banished it from sight. I did not believe that I had a permanent interest in sexual hedonism, I told myself that... Continue»
As the grass grew that summer he came to terms with her complex moods, and gained her trust, something her husband had never done. They never actually became lovers, but Sandra never seemed to mind his dog-like devotion, and for Charles it was better than nothing.
Of course all this sex and gardening had filled Charlie’s head so much, he was oblivious to the rest of the world. It was almost like waking from a dream the day he went back into the village pub. He had even moved into the rooms above the old stables, which cut him off from the rest of the world. Sudd... Continue»
As we entered our hotel I whispered 'Do you want to play elevator roulette?' into the ear of Joanne my sexy milf lady friend. 'What's that?' she asked.
We were returning from a hot night at a club. Joanne's only clothing was a short red dress that only reached to the top of her thighs was cut low at the front and was fastened only by a zipper that ran down the front from the V of her cleavage to the hem. The toggle on the zipper had been on the move all night. Once, when we were dancing close I moved it all the way down to her waist so as we danced, cheek to cheek, I could feel her hard nip... Continue»
Guys, this is another story that’s been sent to me about people who’ve photographed Susanna Francessca. Thanks again for these stories.
“I photographed Susanna Francessca. What a sexy girl she is. It was with a friend of mine called Steve Hopkins. Steve had photographed Susanna before, maybe a year ago and he’d showed my his pictures of Susanna showing her tits and pussy, Steve was into motorbikes and we arranged to photograph Susanna on one of his bikes in a deserted quarry, near where he lived. Steve had phoned Susanna at her studio in Warwick and arranged where we should meet.
Well guys, slutty Sarah is back. We met up last week and after a meal, I took her back to my place. Throughout the meal, she kept telling me she had something she wanted to tell me later.
Eventually she got around to it. She said “You know Julia got married a couple of days ago, well, he night before she had a party in some big hall. There were about 20 of us there, all girls. I didn’t know beforehand, but some of the girls had arranged for male strippers to show up and strip for us.
Well, it was the first time I’d seen male strippers. Seriously, there bodies were amazing. There were fo... Continue»
Strangely Sandra D****r was growing colder to her husband. Before they had always got on well with each other, sharing a joke and basking in the expensive toys they surrounded themselves with. Now the mood had grown colder, and Charles wondered what the problem was.
One day they had a quarrel so loud, the cries carried out into the garden where Charles was working. He was almost pleased to see a few cracks in the armour, but what he really wanted was to be part of all that. To one day stand in that huge room and have his own arguments with Sandra.
There wa... Continue»
It's the thirty first century and I'm a cop who just completed an assignment. Me and my parner busted some d**g kingpin importing d**gs from another planet making a killing. The d**g was similar to cocaine but only stronger and the both of us came and closed up shop permanently. Afterwards I went straight home and took a long warm shower. I stood there and let the water come crashing down my body feeling all the tension float away after a long day of catching the bad guys and kicking ass. In the kitchen my girlfriend was making dinner and I could smell it all the way in here. When it came to w... Continue»
Curtains twitched nervously, with a mixture of admiration and dread, as Charles took the long walk up the white graveled driveway to the Manor house, that Monday morning. As he stood looking up at the tall windows, he wondered what destiny lay inside. What adventures would all this lead him on, and what wisdom would he seek?
But what really concerned him, was to be part of all this wealth, to plug into it like a ring-main. The thoughts of those wild sex parties burned into his mind, as he saw himself going back in time to chase those naked girls around the... Continue»
I work at a large bank in the accounting department and we had a new employee join us and she looked really nervous so I tried to befriend her and help her adjust and fit in with everyone. I took her around and introduced her to all my friends at work and had her join our hen fest at lunch to listen to everyone’s gossip and news. She seemed nice and had just moved to our city but she was kind of vague as to why she left home just saying that she needed to move from her parents because of personal reasons and this was the only job that paid enough for her to be on her own she could find. While ... Continue»
Hi, this is a test page for a novel I wrote years ago. It's more to boost my ego, than anything else. So I'm sorry if it seems that I'm writing just for me, but I hope you like it.
BY STEVEN LAMBERT copyright © CHAPTER 1
Sex was the only thing Charles was interested in. It was the only subject he thought about and the only thing he really wanted to do. Life would have gone on as normal if not for the strange vision that past before him.
Charles was walking through the village of Ampstw... Continue»
Sorry for the spelling but I'm just a dumb sissy blond bimbo!
Don't trust an online Mistress!!
As I write this my cock is in a pink chastity cage, but Miss says I'm not to call it a cock now. I have to call my cock, my sissy clitty. I used to have a big ish cock, when hard just over 6 inches long and real thick with a huge vain. Now my clitty is locked up, with the smallest pink chastity cage imported from China. Mistress D shows it to anyone who will look!
When they laugh at me I have tried to tell them that before I was caged my clitty was above average, they just laugh even... Continue»
So I was working the night shift at the hotel (which I normally hate doing!) and in come a couple of very pretty 18 year old girls who had been out in town. One of them went straight upstairs to bed, but the other one decided to stay and chat for a while. I could immediately tell that she was both interested in me and very horny, so when I said I was going outside for a smoke, she asked if she could join me. When we got outside, she made it very clear that she wanted to have some fun and approached me and started to kiss me. After a few minutes, I made my way up her skirt and pulled her lit... Continue»
As I sit in the waiting lobby of a beautiful marbled complex, I look at the women around me.
I'm surrounded by beauties of all shapes, colours and sizes.
I know I look good, but these girls ranging between the ages of 18 - late 40s are all so beautiful.
There's a beautiful marble fountain in the middle of the room emanating a calm soothing sound of flowing water, like a steady stream.
It's intricately decorated with statues of Rubenesque women sitting on the faces of smaller men and women.
Each statue is made up of platinum and silver and gold and other precious metals.
The centrep... Continue»