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Wilma Flintstone was home alone; she had the Flintstone f****y home to herself. Fred was away bowling with their neighbor Barney Rubble for the week in Rock Vegas, and Pebbles was out with her friends and planning to stay over for the weekend at a slumber party.
Wilma had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a short, sheer robe that barely covered her body and left absolutely nothing to the imagination, her 38C breasts and red haired pussy were very, very visible. This was one of the best parts of having the place to herself; she could indulge her nudist tendencies.
Wilma Flints... Continue»
First let me tell you about myself. I am 20 years old and 5’10″ tall. I am a bit wheatish in complexion. My cock size is 7 inches.
The slut of this story is Krishna.
She is a very sexy girl about 2 years elder to me. She is very cute and fair and had a great curvy figure 34-28-38. Whenever she used to walk i always used to admire her ass swaying and i always fantasized about eating her ass and pussy and fucking her in doggy style but i had no courage to app
This happened last Halloween, I was home from my first year of college. Our small town always has a large all adult halloween party at the community center. I bet over three hundred people show up. My friend and I have been sneaking in the last three years. It is alot of fun as there are some very racy costumes and someone always get in a fight. Not to mention all the d***ks that stumble around. And we both have managed to get laid every time we have gone.
This year we had to sneak in again as we are not over twenty one. We had on pirate costumes to help hide who we are. So we mingled ar... Continue»
I had just gotten a divorce with my wife of 15 years and had decided to start a new and move to Washington and with what Little money I had left I bought a condo on the outside of Seattle, and after a nights decided to spend a night out of the town. The city was amazing and as I walked down first ave when I saw a strip club, I figured why not I'll grab a drink. So I walked in and sat down. A heaver set woman came over dressed in a bright purple corset and asked me what ya have to doing darling, Ill take a Guinness I replayed and she walked away. She is kind of large for a strip club waitress I... Continue»
Faiza was upset. She was going to swimming today but could not do so. Her pubes were showing
through her swimming suite and she had no hair removing cream to remove them. Suddenly she
thought of using her b*****r's razor. Amir was two years her senior, she was 15, and they shared a
common bathroom. Each had a door from their room into the bath. She went outside and made sure
that he was not home. Relax she went to the bathroom and opened his cabinet. His Gill
[bMy name is kumar (name changed) and i was 16 years old i was studying diploma in B’lore. When i was failed in 5 subjects my mom send to tuition in my near home.my tuition teacher name is pooja and she is studying in engg final year and her mom name is sridevi with a big whitish boobs big ass white navel.let me describe the story
One day when my grand father died my f****y has gone to my village due to my exams i was in tuition teacher’s home. By that her husban... Continue»
I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK
Andrew had asked me and the boys out to celebrate his 19th birthday next week but my husband was coming home early from his trip abroad so I had to ring Andrew and tell him that we couldn’t make it and the reason why,
Oh that’s’ ok Mrs. Miller I do understand there was a hint of disappointment in his voice,
I’ll tell you what how about you come over to my house as you normally do next Friday and instead of me going out with the girls,
I can do you and the boys a meal and have a late celebration for your birthday how does that sound?
That’s great Mrs.... Continue»
THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.
MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL
My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,
You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
I have a big weakness for muscles and this is a story about one my favorite bodybuilders that I ACTUALLY got to meet in person and he's such a cool and sexy man. This bodybuilder from the Netherlands, Quincy Winklaar, is the bodybuilding man of my dreams and this story is fictional and derived from my imagination so just go along for the ride. Oh and just so you can get a visual on who I'm talking about in this story here's what he looks like:
So this takes place in colleg... Continue»
This story about Susann has been sent to me by a photographer who took pictures of her. What an exhibitionist this girl is!
“My mate Steve and me booked Susanna Francessca for a photoshoot in a deserted quarry. It was fairly near Birmingham (UK), but way out in the country. We’d collected Susanna from her studio in Warwick and she sat in the back of Steve’s car as he drove us. She had a big bag with her, with her modeling clothes in. She asked us what we wanted her to wear for the first part of the shoot and we told her, well, short skirt, black stockings, black g-string and bra, hig... Continue»
When I was 25, I got my CNA liscence. I got hired on with a temp agency,and I was assigned to work at the local correctional facility for women.My first day I was given the nick name "Busy Bone", cause I'm light skinned,had super long hair at the time,and I talk fast. My job was easy, too easy all I had to do was take bl**d preaasure so I always asked my boss Carl." Is there anything else I can do to kill time around here, cause if I'm not moving.The clocks not moving, so he put me in charge of supply inventory among the diffrent units.Kool, the first time I stepped into the yard. I swear to M... Continue»
He opened the door to her and took a long look at her. She was wearing a short black skirt, black fishnets with knee boots and a low cut top that showed her amazing big tits, he remembered she had told him that they were 36DD.
"You came" he said as she walked in. He was suprised that she was there as they had met through a website and she had told him she had a boyfriend. Although that didn't matter to her as she had met him by cheating on her ex-husband.
He offered her a coffee to which she said "I'm here for something hot and black hun but it isn't coffee" She then threw her arms arou... Continue»
MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.
My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,
I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
[17:48] are you ok now??
[17:49] * Nihila lying ground in the balcony and spread her legs wider
[17:50] * BigDestroyer immediately gets down and eats your pussy
[17:50] fresh air fresh pussy
[17:50] mmmmm nothing else like it!
[17:50] * BigDestroyer continues eating your pussy deep
[17:51] * BigDestroyer flicks over your clitoris hard and fast with his tongue
[17:51] * Nihi... Continue»
Guys, if you can’t pay the rent your young wife may have to pay it and you may have to help!
Mark and Nancy are a young couple that have been renting a house from me for a couple of years now. They are in their mid twenties and Nancy is a real beauty. Dark curly hair, nice c cup tits, a killer dark tan and a smile to die for. They are good renters and always pay on time so when they told me that Mark lost his job and they were short of the rent money one month I agreed to let them float a few weeks.
It wasn’t long before the next month’s payment was due and I still had not collected the... Continue»
My previous and first story was left off with my gf and I getting it on behind a movie theater. So I'll still keep some stories of this same girl again. My Girlfriend (Lisa) at the time was still trying to hold on to her virginity because of her religious background but she still wanted to have anal sex..just this time not in the dead of winter like the first time...so after her and I had our first anal experience behind the movie theater, our school week was dedicated to teasing each other while at school. We would grab each other going to classes as a game. Example of it was id be walking to... Continue»
A "tribute" pornographic parody of the main characters in the wonderful Enid Blyton series.
The k**s are now of course "legal", having spent by now many school and half-term vacations together on exciting adventures together, involving "secret passages", raunchy rogues, up-hill gardeners, ass smugglers and various circus freaks.
Georgina is very butch, short, dark haired, wants to be a boy, and insists on being called 'George'.
Anne is a very pretty blond and very feminine, and likes to 'keep house'.
'George' and Anne often share a bed together on sl**p-overs. They're young, s... Continue»
Iam not surprised that some guys who are tricks have feelings for prostitutes I get that. After all a hooker is a woman and women make us feel good even if it is a whore. Apparently some guys don't have a woman at home and make hookers their girl friend. I guess. I tricked with this lil blond a couple of times and like all the other hookers on my site which is many whores dot com by the way featuring nothing but real prostitutes a look into the world of real prostitution and shows you don't have to have a cock like a tree trunk to please a woman. Yes they fake but they cant fake cum on the coc... Continue»
Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.
We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.
One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.
Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
(パイズリ; パイ is from おっぱい oppai, a slang word for breast; while ズリ is from 擦り zuri, "rub")
Essentially, a titty fuck.
When I was hitting puberty as a young girl, I noticed my chest began to feel tingly and sore very often. It bothered me to touch my growing bosom. My chest grew larger and larger as I got older, but the extreme sensitivity never left; my boobs are so soft and sensitive I borderline cum when a guy rubs me enough.
Most girls don't have boobs as sensitive as mine. My little s*s has 30 H Cups and she once told me she probably wouldn't feel getting shot in her bo... Continue»