Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 7
He always calls right about now. Nighttime's darkest moment, when only the desperate are awake. Naked under the covers my body aches from use but hums with anticipation. Twenty-one years old, it’s never felt so alive.
Like I knew it would, the phone rings, it’s him. He’s looking for a fix, a little naughtiness before sl**p. A thousand miles away, he breathes into my ear, the opening moments of a familiar ritual with a different twist every time.
We met over the summer. Right after I broken up with my college boyfriend. I was inexperienced; he was not. Battered but handsome, he took my fres... Continue»
This is a true story and I’ve accompanied it with some pictures in my gallery – so please take a look!
LiuChen was one of my Chinese girlfriends. I was her first lover and I busted her virginity in the backseat of my Ford Expedition. It was quite hard laying atop her body and penetrating her on that stiff bench seat, but I managed. She and I didn’t live close together so I didn’t like having to take her to my house, fuck and then take her back home where her retired parents resided. Every now and then they’d leave on vacation or to f****y functions and I’d come over and wear LiuChen’s pu... Continue»
“Priya, Did you suck his cock?” my husband asked me as he pinned me to the bed.
“No”, I answered truthfully.
“Did you want to?” he questioned.
I hesitated. I had wanted to suck that man’s cock with every fiber of my being. Kneeling in front of his naked body had taken me to the edge of self-control. But I, I was a good wife. A wife who was grateful for the gifts given to her. A wife who knew her place.
“Yes Dear.” I answered, hoping that my response did not anger him.
Instead of angering him, he seemed amused. He leaned over me, kissed the corners of my mouth, and whispered into... Continue»
It must of been check out time just before noon I had just gotten out of the shower ass naked coming out I heard a knock I didn't respond I wasn't expecting anyone I thought they would just go away the next thing i know the door openened up I crep to the side out the way I didn't want to be seen without anything on the lady noticed my bags were still there and became surprised she noticed me and she said she was sorry she didn't know anyone was in the room I told her its okay she couldn't hell but notice my Dick hanging and swanging out she said she should leave and that she would come back I ... Continue»
"... and a large buttered popcorn." He finishes ordering, turns to me and asks, "Anything else?"
"Chocolate," I answer, pointing to the box of nonpareils in the glass case.
"Little bedazzled nipples," I whisper in his ear.
His snort of laughter startles the clerk who smiles nervously as she completes our order.
Gathering up our snacks, we head to the corridor behind the concession stand, walk down the dark hall and find the door.
"Here okay?" he asks, pausing at a short row of seats tucked away in the very back of the room. Judging from their boisterous behavior, the handful o... Continue»
My asshole is still aching every time I need to take a shit and I hold it, and it feels shamefully good when I go as it slides out my destroyed gaping ass. My cock has been getting rock hard when I notice the pain in my ass as I’m sitting in my meeting trying to re-adjust my position. It’s the perverted disgusting little things that made getting ****d worth it, but I guess you can’t really call it that when you ignore every instinct and put yourself in a situation like that.
I was feeling horny, desperate, working a lot and stressed out… for whatever reason searched and actually found a dec... Continue»
Why is it so many people want to be my friend? I mean seriously. You don't have to be friends with somebody in order to be friends. Some of my best friends aren't my friends, but we're really, REALLY GOOD friends. Then on the other hand, some of my friends aren't friends at all. We're just friends, is all. It's a shame, but that the way it is sometimes.
So why do you want to be my friend? We don't know each other. Out of the clear blue you swoop down and say, "HEY! You want to be friends?" --I don't know you! For all I know, you could be an axe murderer! Or worse, you co... Continue»
Saturday morning and my phone rings. I look over to see who it was and it’s my s****r Quisha most likely wanting me to do something. Last week it was fix her pipes, the week before that fix the TV, not to mention she had her fine ass friend Alexandria over. But she couldn’t fix her lips to help me out and put in a word with her. I, Ramon, the helpful big b*****r was to the rescue. This time I said to myself that I wasn’t about to do shit. I let the call go to voicemail the first time. Then her worrisome ass had the audacity to call again. My guess is that she wasn’t gonna let me sl**p until I ... Continue»
We couldn't wait for the class to end. Even after cumming boy was I still horny. I wanted Jane really bad. She wasn't particularly good looking but there was smth in her that made a guy crazy. Maybe the way that she handled herself, maybe her long lingering looks. I don't know, but she sure as hell made every guy fantasize about her. There were a few times where I remember picturing her naked while pleasuring myself. But even in my wildest dreams I had never imagined all this to happen.
Finally the class ended and the professor decided to let us go. I immediately turned towards her and said:... Continue»
It just occurred to me why I like tribbing. Tribbing, for those of you who don't know, is when two girls do a scissor lock on each others naked pussies. They rub their pussies together, causing pressure and some friction. Their clits make contact and they start to get wet, and then they slip and slide against each others creamy, dewy pulsating pussies. Erotic as hell! I start sneezing whenever I see it!
I'VE tribbed with a girl! Yes sir, I'm a 110% hetero male, but I tribbed with my girl friend way back when the earth was flat and young people felt not pain or knew what it was like ... Continue»
There are three remarkable things about this story. The first is the awakening of manhood. How a boy, whose age we’ll keep under wraps just in case people with higher moral conscience come banging on my door, became a man.
How human imagination can open floodgates of thoughts and these thoughts culminate into elaborate dreams. The second remarkable thing would be how this imagination has no bounds. How it opens the gates to such immense possibilities without us realizing that sometimes all it takes is just a push!
Before we start with how events of this story unfol... Continue»
A CONTINUATION OF PART 5!
: 10:00 PM
: April 16 2010
: Kari Byron's house
It was dark. It was night. The lights in Kari Byron's house were bright. I needed to take a shite... nah just k**ding. Kari and I had taken a trip to a local café before heading to her house, for a few hours. We both arrived at her home at 9:55 PM. Nobody but me and Kari. Alone together in her modest home.
Here I stood by the living room door with my things packed in my bag. The bag ... Continue»
Yes I was nick-named the picture man. I had this traveling sales job years ago where I set up in department stores and signed up people to come in and have f****y pictures made. It was around 7:30 pm when I seen this Gorgeous woman enter the store, well I seen long dirty blond hair and a body that was built like no other.. and in minutes while talking to other customers she was gone. but on my mind. then 15 minutes later there she was walking my way, she got right next to my display, I taped her arm and as she turned around she looked to be about 60/70 years old by her face! I said you know yo... Continue»
CONTINUATION OF PART 4!
"Ooh, a trade. I like your style.
I glanced to the corners of Kari's mouth as she smiled back at my face. My mouth began to form a subtle smirk. I picked up my bottle of sun cream and so as she did too- it seemed as though we we're both going to rub our faces in sun cream. At the same time. Weird.
She squeezed her bottle and so did I. Cream in her left land, cream in my right hand. We were staring eachother down. Weird.
"Ready, Kari? I just want to make sure I don't get any of my cream in your eye.
"Yah. Are you? I don't want yo
Fast foward this shit im fucking this woman in the edge on the bed position and she is just literally goin crazy with her arms clench up against her chest with the sexy moans ever.She has this look in her face as though shes about to expload or sumthin I dont know...maybe she was just really enjoying the sex,but anyway I got her ass hanging off the bed with me holding both her legs up in my arms and I am standing up goin in her pussy like im suppose to and she still moaning like crazy with her hands flying everywhere.So all of a sudden she pushes my stomach back does a roll up out the bed....(... Continue»
With my sky blue sports bag in hand, I travelled to my football team's training ground. I made sure to arrive just before half 8 in the morning, ready for our 9am departure time to take on our next opponents in a crucial league game. As I walked, I kept thinking about what had happened between me and Hannah in the showers yesterday evening. I was a little nervous about what we'll say when we see
I walked through the small iron gates and headed into the lunchroom where most of my
teammates were sat about, talking and joking.
"Hey Sam." Hannah called, sitting on top of the... Continue»
From around 18 months or so ago. Love Chess xoxo
Me and a few old friends and boyfriends went out in Sheffield the other week. It’s where most of the girls have settled since uni. Diane had a full house so sadly I couldn’t renew acquaintances with her and Tim! Instead I stayed with my friend Kerry and her boyfriend Will at her mum and dad’s place in the Peak District. It’s a huge place. Her mum and dad are both retired GP’s. They are late 50s and haven’t worked for well over 5 years because they managed to sell their practice for lots and lots.
Kerry’s mum was away, and her dad Tony drov... Continue»
Refreshed with fresh clothes and underwear and Brian wearing something borrowed from David’s wardrobe, Mel picked up the phone. Her voice was serious in tone.
‘Michael, it’s Mel…we need to talk…
I know you’re sorry…
Yes I know you’re sorry Michael (she had to bite her tongue so as not to laugh and me and Brian did likewise on the sofa. I was loving Brian and I gave him a sexy stare and put my hand on his. He lifted it up and kissed it.
‘Well, Michael, you have a chance to redeem yourself…
Brian is here to collect his money and he’s offered to move our patio furniture ... Continue»
My ex wife Sheree and I used to play a game called "Bar Girl
" where Sheree would dress up like a working girl in a short tight skirt and often a very lowcut top and a push up bra. She would carry a little purse on a long strap with $200-$300 in cash and an assortment of condoms and a lipstick and some gum and nothing else. She would go to a hotel bar in an area near the airport. She would hang out at the bar and nurse a drink until I came up and asked her the cost of a date and what was available in earshot of other bar patrons and the bartender. Well, she went to the bar all dressed up... Continue»
Hi again! lolz! I first posted this a couple of years back when I first came on here. Another one to add to what will be a growing collection! Love Chess x
I thought I would share details of my first experience with an older man. It was 5 years ago and I guess it was life changing, as ever since, older men have always been on my radar.
I had known Simon all my life and still do. He and his wife of about 25 years or so (Jayne) are two of my mum’s closest friends. It was obvious that he began to look at me differently though after I headed for college, and things re... Continue»