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Did It on Her Period

I dont know if there's a scientific basis that girls are hornier during their period. So, yah, we were kissing on my bed. she then went done and gave me a head- as usual. we don't do sex all the time because she always get paranoid that she'll get pregnant though we're protection. so just to get rid of the irritating stuff "i think i'll puke, could be pregnant?", i go with her decisions.

going back, she only bj'ed me, twice. i knew she was on her period so i didn't had the courage to peek on her lower private part.. but she was really naughty that time. she pulled to the bathroom, removed m... Continue»
Posted by SUPERZENKI 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 916  |  
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1st Time I had sex! - True Story

I thought I would give another story for everyone. It's kinda a short story but I enjoyed every minute of it. Once again, THIS IS TRUE! I love reading true encounters and I love telling you about mine...

My high school sweetheart and I came back from a party at her friends house. Since there was some alcohol at the party she decided to partake in a beverage or two. As we entered her house she stops me and starts stroking me in the foyer. Mind you, it's around 11:30pm - her curfew - and usually her parents kinda keep a keen ear to her coming home. So I am nervous because all her paren... Continue»
Posted by ffjester 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1987  |  
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sex poem

I was walking down my street one day and I saw this women cumming over the haze,I said hey hi how do you do my names James do you fancy a screw,so I took her upstairs and got it out stuck it in her minge and made her shout,we tossed and turned until we was tired,I stuck it her mouth then i fired! The very next day she phoned me up invited me another fuck,and has she sat upon my chest this humongouse turd fell upon my chest so has she bent down too give my knob a kiss,I was busting for a piss,so has I tinkled in her gob her mouth slammed shut she bit off me knob! She took me too hospital in her... Continue»
Posted by jcvja 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 147  |  
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Homecoming

When I was growing up, there was a f****y across the street with four daughters. They were all grown up and out of the house before I ever got interested in girls. Though I remember all of them being good looking and quiye shapely. My own s****rs were friends with them and my b*****r was always trying to get in thier pants, but to no avail. What a loser !


About 4 years after my graduation, I was playing in a band that was hitting club circuits across The States. We came back to So. Calif. for a break and hopefully some shows. It had been a while since I visited my folks a... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 931  |  
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The Taste Of Jealousy Part 1

Gym. 2:16 p.m.

"Since today you start weight training, there are a few machines that I want you to know that most of you will be trying today. Firstly, the Bicept Curls, is where you will be lifting weights, but since you are all only in grade eight, I surely hope most of you will be able to lift ten pounds," Mr. Richard said, looking at all of us while we all laughed and I grinned, elbowing my friend Shyla who yelped, rubbing her arm and giggled as I kept looking at the teacher and then at Matt, who was across the room, talking to his buddies and they laughed as his eyes turned to mine and... Continue»
Posted by milli214 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 280  |  
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Becoming my bosses

My name is jess I'm a account ex. at a good frim I have been here about 5yrs. at 28 yrs. old I would say that being 5'8" and only 108lbs. 34c and not what most people would say stuning I've done pretty good this job a loving hubby and my little 4yr. old son.

So here is how it happen Tony (my boss) and myself were working on an account very hard late nites and long hard days this account could be the begining of something great to the frim so it was a must do sort of thing, after three weeks of this we findly came up with the right campain for the client and it felt great, The frim was... Continue»
Posted by shotguner 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 813  |  
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A tribute almost cost me..

True Story

I just, I mean JUST got into doing tributes, and I love it!

Knowing how much ladies love my cum all over them has turned into a major turn. I day or two ago, I did my first official tribute and posted the pic on my profile.

Since, I've been listening to requests and looking for epic pictures to leave my k**s on.

About an hour ago, I accepted my second official request/tribute, and starting preparing for it.

I clicked on one of her sexiest photos, saved it and printed it - full size of course. ;-)

I opened a couple videos to watch while I rubbed one out, but I'm not... Continue»
Posted by Good6Enough 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Helping Daughter In law

This is a story my friend secretly told me
Iam a young housewife married a year ago and have given birth to a baby about two months old now and taying with my FIL (father in law) and hubby is working in the states. MIL (mother in law) is no more and so alone with FIL who takes care of every need as for my looks; I am quite pretty and endowed with good sexy features. usually wear saree below my navel well wrapped up to enhance my sexiness along with a well fitted blouse.
Mostly sleeveless and with front and back deep cut to expose my full and firm boobs and clevage. These days my boobs are fu... Continue»
Posted by sarosh 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1185  |  
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a night with morning glory


I was at home on vacation and i lived 2 weeks with a girl I fucked.

My ex girlfriend lives just a few miles in the next village.
She saw due to facebook that I was in town.
So she contacted me in order a meet me.

I never expected that she is gonna contact me as she broke up with me and I made me really ridicilous afterwards.
However, I was all excited but then she became sick over christmas and we did not meet up

Anyway, I still fucked the hot 21 year old hottie where I lived while I was in my hometown. So it was not too bad.

But after a few days, the last day ... Continue»
Posted by Padde84 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1065  |  
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Not speaking.........again.

“Hello love, I'm home”, I said as I closed front door.

There was no reply. After three day she still wasn't speaking to me. When I say not speaking that is not exactly the truth. Not speaking means I was actually being treated to a series of monologues about my grievous faults. Whenever I tried to say something in my defence, it was ignored. I must have apologised about a dozen times. It seemed that wasn't enough. She was really going to milk this one for all it was worth.

She appeared out of the kitchen, wearing a dressing gown and a look of disdain as she brushed past me and went u... Continue»
Posted by harrymunx 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 518  |  
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A Giant Pussy Femdom BBW Fantasy

A Giant Pussy Femdom BBW Fantasy

A picture with a short story about it (See the picture for this short story at
xhamster here: http://xhamster.com/photos/view/796695-13016954.html ).

You have always loved pleasing huge huge women. Your new girlfriend said she was
6 foot 4 inches tall and has the widest hips you ever saw. She has to turn
sideways to go through doorways and she only admits to being 400+ pounds.
To you she looks much larger and she just waddles along, as her relatively short
legs are so far apart. Her pelvis belly and middle section are gigantic without
being... Continue»
Posted by greenworld 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1738  |  
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I laid her down in the bathroom and took my place


When I was studying engineering, I was away from home. I used to go home on holidays. There was one housemaid who was working in my home. She was a very pretty married woman in her early thirties. I used to tease her, but at the same time I never missed a chance to praise her beauty. She took it very casually. One year I went home on SankranthI vacation. This housemaid was alone at home and said that my parents went to attend a function. After some time I went to take a bath. I asked the maid to bring me shampoo. I asked her to apply it on my head. She agreed, and tied her sari up somehow. S... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1168  |  
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I'm a finger whore

I must be the only 18 yr old that is still a virgin. That is that I have never been fucked by a penis.

I started fingering my clit when I was in middle school. Went out with friends, some of the boys had felt me up and some of them had slid their fingers in my clit. They would rub up and down, but none of them really made it to my pussy hole.

One night at the movies,i was sitting mext to this boy who I wanted to be my first. He and I were kissing and feeling each others stuff. For him to be 14 and me 13 he had a big cock. He was hard to the touch and I rubbed it thru his pants. ... Continue»
Posted by loloishorny 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2249  |  
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When Curiosity Pays Off.

I work in the fashion indstry so a lot of my mates are homosexual, I've been told by my homosexual friends guys do it better, deepthroat, hand jobs and general fucking. So me not being one to judge before hand, I started browsing Craigslist and found a candidate who's a bottom, after brief discussion, I went to his apartment, to which was as stated in his ad, the door wasn't closed only ajar, I walked in, a few meters from the computer was a blanket covered person with a hole for my dick to travel through to the mouth.

Me figuring this is it, unzipped and plunged my dick into his mouth, mak... Continue»
Posted by Nerd2score 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 529  |  
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What's so hot about gay/bi-guys???!

Well, hello everyone out there... I decided to write this down in my own thoughts, because so many men are asking me what I think is sooooo damn hot about bisexual men... Okay, if you are curious, I'll tell you!! I tell you what I think about it... ;)

So, the first thing I want to let you know is, how I even started watching gay porn... That was a couple of years ago... I started watching "normal" porn with guys & girls... But after some time, it became kind of boring to me... So I searched for something new... And I always wanted to know, how the guys do it to each other... So I went to th... Continue»
Posted by Red_Jill 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1136  |  
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bbw wife

when my wife has had a drink, she falls a sl**p and is out cold for thirty to fouty mins,last year on vacation we had been out drinking got back to the hotel room and with in no time she was fast a sl**p, so i stripped her naked left her spread on top of the bed and called room service, as they knocked on the door i hid in the bathroom and shouted door open just leave it on the table,i could see thought the gap in the door as he came in he just stopped pushing the cart and stood there looking at her, i watched him put the stuff out but all the time he was looking at her,i flushed the toilet an... Continue»
Posted by jcz 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1444  |  
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I Went Home with Some Guy after the Bar

My friends and I had arranged to go meet up at a bar then go out clubbing. It was a warm summer evening so over my black lacy underwear I wore a tight little white skirt that stopped an inch higher than mid-thigh and a sleeveless strappy white top, which showed through my black lacy bra. I knew the bra pushed up my boobs making them look larger and sure to draw the eye of the any guys! I brushed my shoulder length dark hair until it was straight and glossy, did my makeup and grabbed my white 2 inch heels to give me a bit more height; as I am kind of short.

I met my friends at the bar and we... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1535  |  
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And Then He...

I know a lot of you will think 'What the f**k is this????' but I am sure some will see it for what it is. What is it? Well it is a poetic story for which you can add your own ending. And as it is only about a moment, you can add history if you wish. Essentially it is a little bit of fun, and that is an aspect of this site yeah??? Fun??? So I hope you (those few) enjoy :)


And Then He..


She came from afar, well Manchester,
And she came looking for him.
Stood at the station, he waited for her,
Imagining the pleasure she would bring.
And as their eyes met, so it began,
T... Continue»
Posted by genuineguy 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 302  |  
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The Birth Of A Candy Bar

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY. So he took Ms. HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE. He let out a SNICKER and stuck his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT-KAT, causing a MILKY WAY. She screamed O'HENRY as she came all over his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. After he busted a NUTRAGEOUS, she showered him with HERSHEY'S KISSES and told him he was better than the THREE MUSKETEERS. Soon, she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later, she had BABYRUTH.... Continue»
Posted by The_Tongue_Fu_Master 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 116  |  
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Farm job

My wife and I own alot of property,and a few horses.I am 6 foot tall 220 and about 8 inches.She is 5'2 about 140 and has 38dd tits,mm nice. Ok we got a horse that was about 2 years old.One day it seemed to be a little down so i called the vet.Lora asked me what the vet said. "he said the horse,Sam we called him,was in need of some attention.he said if I jerk it off the thing will be fine." She laughed.So reluctant to do it i asked my wife if she would please help me.It took some persuation but it was for Sam's health so she finally agreed to help,but seemed disgusted be it.
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Posted by sexybirsen 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6073  |  
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