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I fucked a MILF in a wheelchair

I was a grad student at Valdosta State University a few years ago and I used to see a M.I.L.F. in a wheelchair that was mid 40ish and very good looking. She had a really nice rack on her! I made a point of running into her a number of times around campus so I could talk to her. I discovered she worked for VSU and was not a student. She was divorced and had k**s grown and out of the house. I told her I liked to hang out at Bungelow's, a local college bar, and sure enough one night I saw her come in. I invited her to sit with me and I bought her a few jack and cokes and before long she was a bit... Continue»
Posted by DostaDude 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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He Came In My Pussy Again

Hello there,

So, this time I will tell the continuation of what happened with the same guy from the office i meet at end of week.

On Sunday morning he send me email telling me dirty things and say he want to meet me again. I respond and tell him he tell me a good time for him because he is married and cannot be anytime or at his house.

In afternoon, he send me text message to meet him in a place at 16:00 and I say yes. The place we meet was very strange. It was not distant from my house but it was very poor area. It was drive-in motel with big sauna sign.

I was hesitant first but h... Continue»
Posted by anitabrausa 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Not really a story, just random personal feelings

Like I said, not a story.


Now I know this is a place where we all can just be ourselves and enjoy some good fucking but it seems to me there is a lot of interest in videos and stories of simulated and/or actual i****t and shit like that.

Listen, I understand that everybody likes different shit but seriously. Why does having sex with your s****r/b*****r/mother/father interest so many people? I'm a guy like any other and yeah I admit I had fantasy's about my mother a LOOOOOOOONG time ago and I squashed those feelings when I hit puberty.

Second, what's with the criticism of the acting... Continue»
Posted by BigJ0526 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Sexy Morning Shower

It was the beginning of a Monday morning; Lydia was waking up and rose slowly, bed covers slowly gliding down her lightly dressed body. She put on her pale pink silk dressing gown as she turned down the bed, meanwhile, Tristan who was lying next to her not five minutes ago, a slow riser, caught a glimpse of her tender bosom as she put the dressing gown around her, tying it at the waist in a simple bow.

He watched her leave the room, with gentle footstep into the large en-suite bathroom, a loving smile... Continue»
Posted by millavaux 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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By the Way

The steamy water from the hot tub warms my naked body as I immerse myself up to my shoulders. I tilt my head back and rest it on the edge of the tub as I take in a deep breath of the crisp evening air. I reach one hand up to caress my nipple the other stretches down between my legs as I begin to lose myself in a sexual fantasy.

Feeling a presence I turn my head and see you standing there. With a big smile you raise up a bottle of wine and two wine glasses. I push through the water to the edge of the tub where you are standing. “Looks like a very good year” I say as I blush and playful... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Angela's Dairy, the night outside MacDonalds

My cousin Angela, came for the summer to holiday with us, she lived in the rural countryside, and our mothers thought it best we should 'Team-up', as Angela was now in her mid-teens, and somewhat underdeveloped, both physically and mentally, I mean she was no retard, just lacked contact with boys, whereas her city bound cousin, me, was developing fast.
'What the fuck am I supposed to do with her', I asked my mother, 'It's summer, and I dont want to babysit a fucking retard'.
My mother got angry with me because of my selfish attitude, explaining she did not need babysitting, just introduction... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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the dream i wish cum true

one night i had a dream. it started with me and my friend. we was in my bedroom talking about girls we would like to fuck. but he didn't know i was gay. so just talk for a long time. but it was getting late so choose to go to bed. but i couldn't sl**p. so i reach in my boxers and play with my 5.5 dick thinking about my friend. i never seem him nude. but i been thinking about it. well i got scare when i heard a noise. i look up and saw my friend watching. he ask me what i was thinking about and i said you. he smile and said i'm not gay but i will let you suck me and then i will fuck you. i got ... Continue»
Posted by lovedicks678 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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By the Way



The steamy water from the hot tub warms my naked body as I immerse myself up to my shoulders. I tilt my head back and rest it on the edge of the tub as I take in a deep breath of the crisp evening air. I reach one hand up to caress my nipple the other stretches down between my legs as I begin to lose myself in a sexual fantasy.

Feeling a presence I turn my head and see you standing there. With a big smile you raise up a bottle of wine and two wine glasses. I push through the water to the edge of the tub where you are standing. “Looks like a very good year” I say as I blush and pl... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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cuckold 102

After chatting with someone online one night, the recommended me check out this site. All I can say is I love it, brings back so many memories of great times.
I may have a number of episodes of things involving my 1st wife over the years we were married. But, I guess I need to start off at the beginning. These things took place many years ago, when sex health concerns were different. Plus we lived in a small town, AIDs was not an issue at the time, and other STDs were not common there either. Needless to say, she much preferred bareback and receiving semen internally.

So, my story starts... Continue»
Posted by ltbgman 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Kelly and I's Very Wet Time

Hi, this is my first writing piece here! Hope you enjoy! I'm gonna do a few more like it with this character later on. A lot of the
beginning is just character development and build-up and such, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to
find this part:

SEX BEGINS HERE:

aaaaaaand here we go!

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I was running back and forth, tidying up every little spot of my apartment. I rarely had company, which is why it
was always such a mess. Of course, it would probably end up being... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Sexy wife and I continued

Hello My suzie and I have been together going on thirty years it has been a great ride . I have written about our adventures in the laundry and in the yard on the deck our dining room of our new house and our date to the erotic drive in on our third date,
She was a hottie then and still my hottie we love it when we do have time and the wanting to have sex some awesome hot wet sex!
We use to have swimming pools some only a foot and half deep a k**dy pool we use to lie in it on a warm summer evening after the k**s got out it was funny we were out in the wood we did not have any one close en... Continue»
Posted by fulltimeflirt 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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I dare you not to get wet ;)

Whether we'd be hanging out, on a date, or suddenly overcame by raging hormones or just having a good fuck, this is how i would proceed. Id like to think you are uncontrollably horny right now, and if your not i suggest you comeback later when you can play ;)

I would unzip my pants and pull the heavy denim down slowly so you could gaze upon my protruding long bulge. I would teasingly grasp the bottom of your dress and pull it up by your heaving breast, right below your now so aroused tender nipples. I would proceed to spot the damp section of your tight cotton panties. As my cock throbs wit... Continue»
Posted by longdocdong 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Builders Story

The Builders Story

Chapter 1
I was working in a driveway of a house somewhere in darkest suburbia removing ivy from a house preparing it for rendering. Ivy does terrible thing to brickwork, it shouldn’t be allowed. Anyway its a dirty job very dusty. This was the first hot day of summer and the sun was blazing down, so I was making the most of it. Striped to the waste (plenty of sun factor on). Around lunch a woman comes out of the house next door and proceeds to push her wheele bin to the front of the house.
“Hello I'm Paul,” I say from up my ladder.
“Ooh you made me jump. Hi, I'm S... Continue»
Posted by grandpoobah 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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First time FAIL

6/13/2012 *name used pseudonyms, but based on true events*

One of my friends, Brad, was having a kickback. Nothing major Him 3 other friends me and our female friend in the group Veronica. SO as you can imagine from a bunch of game artists and programmers it was a pretty standard night. Video games, beer, music, a comic book argument about Before Watchmen which almmost came to blows and so on. 2 of the guys left early around 11 p.m. because they had work in the morning. Leaving Veronica, Brad, Tyrone, and myself. Tyrone had the most to drink that night and violated the alcoholics sacred hym... Continue»
Posted by GamerDick 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Agony & Ecstacy

Out of town on assignment, I was staying with my friends in an upscale part of town..MONEY! He was out of town for the day, and I, was house sitting during the evening. His wife was out with her girls friends, partying it up.

It was a boring evening channel surfing and reading a book. The book as better than TV and I was on my 2nd glass of wine, when I heard the rear door open.

In waltzed, very carefully, Linda, who appears very sexy and quite too much to drink. She leaned against the wall trying to, gracefully, remove her shoes. Her long hair, plus her low cut tank top displayed a fine... Continue»
Posted by silverfox62 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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House Hunting Chrissie

CHRISSIE GOES HOUSE HUNTING

When I casually mentioned to one of clients during a session that I was toying with the idea of perhaps buying a house
and renting out my condo he needlessly took the time to remind that he owned one of the largest realty offices in
town. It must a salesman thing, not being able to leave business behind for an hour or two. You're no doubt
thinking to yourself "Hold on there Chrissie, don't forget you're a bit of salesperson yourself. After all your selling
your body to your clients every day." Let me clear something up for you. I've never had to sell my body... Continue»
Posted by chrissieCD 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Surprise!

Here I was, on a Sunday night, going in the club to have some fun.
After few hours of dancing and drinking, one pretty girl came and asked me to dance with her. Looking at her I saw that she`s not a "grenade" so I was thinking maybe I will have some fun tonight so we started dancing. After a while I started rubbing her ass, then I kissed her...OMG she was such a good kisser.
After she broke the kiss she asked me to come to her place and I was so excited that i took her hand and put it to feel my boner.
She gigled and we start walking to her place.
As soon as we arrived..i couldnt stop ki... Continue»
Posted by mercander 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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GUY'S PRIZE-WINNING "HANK BURGERS"

GUY’S PRIZE-WINNING “HANK BURGERS”


It wasn’t more than a few days after I met him than I learned that Hank liked to cook. So we sat around in his Arkansas trailer in the hills above Hot Springs, sucking each others’ dicks and watching Food Network.

On a Saturday morning, I was fucking Hank’s ass over the sofa in his trailer, and what comes on over his satellite TV but fucking Rachel Ray! Man, does she have cock-sucking lips- all glossed up and everything. For a minute, Hank and I stopped banging just to look at her. We laughed at each other, both of us experienced enough to recognize a... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 3 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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One Night in April: Part 4

My name is August Fahey and two years ago I started secretly dating my best friends 16 year old s****r April Hunter. When I left for college we continued seeing each other long distance. To keep up appearances we'd go out on dates with other people but remain faithful to one another. I'd go home on Holidays and we'd sneak away together and elevate our pent up sexual frustration in (as the k**s say) marathon fuck sessions.

Time passed and we grew even closer. When April graduated Highschool she applied for Larchmont University, my school. I was ecstatic, but her mother had reservations espe... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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help me finish!!!

Ok so obviously that's not the name of this story, but I am having trouble taking this story where it needs to go. I was perfectly fine when I started but I seem to have a bit of a block and looking for help. I am pretty open and usually just write off the cuff... so if any of you would like to help and have some ideas it would be incredibly helpful. Let me know either by pm or posting a comment here. Would love any suggestions! thank you!

"Fuck!!!!", slamming my hand on the door. I can't believe I locked myself out. It's late August and there is a definite chill in the air. Well so m... Continue»
Posted by candicanne 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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