Sex Humor Porn Stories
Page 66

Hospital Happy Ending

You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
978
  |  
86%
  |  3

My First

This is a real summary account of my 21 year old girlfriend (as of now, the only i been with technically) So i'll start off and say, i was around 24-25 year old at the time. In which i was still a virgin (thankfully i didn't reach the 40 year old statues, otherwise i was prepared to ship my dick to a random feminist group. To perform some ritual about a virgin man, while flapping it about in the air. I dunno, whatever.)

It all started on a OkCupid account. I was looking for any girl around my area, and basically came upon this Latina girl that we will call for now Meg. I call her Meg becaus... Continue»
Posted by TanDickk 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
541
  |  1

Eve Super desires 3- She Hulk

To see more stories and how to get commission go here.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/lilguy31/profile


Eve Super Desires 3
She Hulk
Scarlett witch was shown on camera bruises, with two black eyes. She was sucking on a woman’s pussy, Eve’s in fact. A Villain who owns a website called EVE SUPER DESIRES. It was an underground Website controlled by a met human name Eve. She dominated Super heroes and Villains unlike, beating them and r****g them. Even with the warnings, she manages to track down and ****d ever hero or villain she said she would. She came out of nowhere, using her am... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
163
  |  
67%
  |  1

Summer of '77

--A young man's introduction into CFNM--


Chapter 1


Young Adam was a very shy boy.

A little awkward, a little on the geeky side, Adam was very much into science and building models. He spent much time in his room.
By the time he was 18, Adam had won a scholarship to attend Indiana University. It was the summer of 1977, and Adam had a few weeks left with his step mom, Natalie, and his step s****r, Rachel.

Adam lost his father when he was very young, and spent his entire c***dhood growing up with two women in the household, and no males.
It was weird at times for him, but a ver... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
1271
  |  
91%
  |  1

A DEEP MOVIE

It was a sweet, warm fall day when my master came to visit me for a week.
It wasn't enough to just text him while he was a state away and on that day he came to see me.

Before he came I was getting myself off, and I was having an hour long stress relief after school. I was slowly pushing in my little 3 fingers, trying to guess how his big cock would feel inside me. And I stretched out my little tight hole that day as i let a little of my sweet/bitter juices flow out of me and down my little asshole.

Then it was time to leave the house,and I had to get nice and pretty for our movie date... Continue»
Posted by coconeko 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
991
  |  
64%
  |  4

Doctors Visit

I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.

I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.

Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
6717
  |  
91%
  |  15

Flaunting It At the Frat Party

Flaunting It At the Frat Party


The name is Tolden. James Tolden. There are three things you need to know about me.....
One:
I am tall. My towering height of 6’9” made me a natural for basketball, and my talent made me a star.
Two:
I am hung like a Bull Elephant. The same early growth spurts which gave me height, also added copious inches to my manhood, which was well-sized to begin with.
Three:
I am not above humiliating a lesser man. I’ve done it lots of times. This was the first.
I had been invited to my first Frat party my freshman year of ... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
657
  |  
60%
  |  1

Making Love with U rocks me Good :D

in my usual time to come home after work... u did go for a shower... i sneak in bathroom... oh my sexy babe naked under water ;) i took off my cloths silently and step in to join u :*

My arms wrapped around ur body... and i pulled u tighter into me... our kisses become deeper as our bodies pressed hard against each other... oh babe i love how u kiss me passionately and wildy in same time :*

ur attitude make me feel hornier so fast... as I left kissing ur sweet lips to start kissing down ur delicious neck... u moaned as my lips brushed down ur neck sensitively... and one of ur hands drop ... Continue»
Posted by LadyWild 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
161

Oooh lala LOVERS voyager

u come out from a shower with jst a towel on u... saying in a naughty way that u jst shave it ;) me... without a word i take my shirt and my short... be naked in bed... u laught and throw that towel... then jump nxt to me ♥ I leaned over ur face and gently kissed ur sweet fresh cheeks... then lightly i put my lips on urs which was so hot and sweet... after many crazy kisses and some frenshy which was realy enough to make my dick go up... oh... i moved my lips down to ur neck... many little gentle kisses... then to ur boobes placing ur whole nipple in my mouth and suck it ;) but the tongue play... Continue»
Posted by LadyWild 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
329
  |  
80%

GREAT Loser

Today I wrote a check that I miss could not cash, but I’m glad I did.

Last week I made a bet with Jimmy, the captain of the football team, they were playing the #1 team in the league and that team was undefeated, our local team had lost 3 games already and only won two. The bet was that our local team would lose at least by 14 points and if they were to win I would do whatever he wanted.

Mind you, I’m 5’4” one of the sexiest and prettiest girl in the school. I have a nice bubbly ass with 36c tits… They are fairly huge with big pink nipples. So when I made the bet, yes I wanted him to fuc... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
1814
  |  
95%
  |  1

Rush Hour Rigamortis

As anyone who commutes too, from and within a large city will tell you rush hour is somethig everyone wishes they could avoid. Whether it be the long drive home where the only thing touching medal is the brake pedal or weathering the upstream effect as you walk the crowded sidewalks to and from the office. As a new yorker I take the subway to and from work so you can imagine my pain. The situation in question happened a few months ago on a Thursday evening. It had been a long day and grimaced at the thought of the crowded subway cars and bustling underground hikes as a would have to make 2 tra... Continue»
Posted by dennypas 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
1451
  |  
74%
  |  4

THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER

THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER

It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.

Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
Posted by chrish24 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
4166
  |  
95%
  |  10

all about this dream on sex

-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?

I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Posted by russin 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
164
  |  
60%
  |  2

A Day in Dick's Life

She was so warm, wet and willing as I eased into her after some serious stroking and arousal. I was standing tall and stiff, dribbling my juices as I got ready to dive in...

Then I awakened from my wet dream to find my appendage slowly waking up. I was still stiff and ready but I was just morning wood - too bad Big Head didn't score a warm fuzzy snatch for me to perform with, but that's not unusual. Me, I can make a woman moan but Big Head keeps blowing it so I spend too many nights just flopping around.

Now the big appendage that carries me around is up and headed for the bathroom. ... Continue»
Posted by n2oral 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
253
  |  
100%
  |  1

The Reapers

The Reapers

Friday Afternoon:

They stood in the restaurant lobby.

“ For three?“, asked the hostess.

They were here to set a matter straight.

“This way, Table 1.”

An infidelity. They were here to fill an unfaithful wife with a heavenly gangbanging climactic end.

“Your server will be with you shortly!”, said the hostess as she scurried her tight ass away.

“Can we just fuck her?”
“No, although Id like to.”
“I think we should fuck every person in here”
“Shut the fuck up with that orgy talk!”
“At least the woman.”
“NO! Just her cheatin’ ass.”
The three looked as... Continue»
Posted by cyren16 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
482
  |  
80%

The Transformation

"Hey hon, what you doing?" asked Alan.

"Off to the gym babe, I've been couped up inside all day and just need to do some exercise, hey want to join me?" replied Jessica.

"Oh Jessica you I'm not really into the gym, maybe next time," replied Alan grabbing another handful of chips from the bowl.

'No way, not this time. You're coming with me and I won't take no for answer. You know how hot working out gets me....I promise to be good when we get back home," said Jessica now rubbing her hands across Alan's chest before reaching down and grabbing Alan by his cock.

"Oh OK hon, just give m... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
1006
  |  
100%

The New Roommate

I was beginning my junior year at college when it happened. I had a 2 bedroom dorm all to myself for the first 2 weeks of the semester. I loved the privacy and had my girlfriend, Cindy, over whenever I wanted.
I was kicking back one late afternoon, when I got a call from Pam Clarkson at the office of university housing. She told me that another student needed a room change and that I would have share with him. She finished the call by telling me they would be over in 5 minutes.
I heard the elevator bell, then a knock at my door. I answered and Ms. Clarkson came in with my new roommate. Ms. C... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
1868
  |  
84%
  |  2

MY SEXY VIRGIN (non-virgin)COUSIN

This is my first story so do read with patience and forgive me for my mistakes.
when i was 10, i started to feel something to her we used to play games and play in bed during c***dhood. Those days we dont know anything about sex but we will be lying in bed together i used to feel her ass and things were going on like that.. Due to some f****y problems i was not able to meet her for next 10 yrs. when i saw her after few yrs she has grown into a very sexy girl. I thought of all the c***dhood incidents but i'm not sure she will be remembering all those days.

After few months we all gathered f... Continue»
Posted by prabhu_devar 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
1829
  |  
82%
  |  4

Only in Georgia

This story is true and you probably will not believe it.
I was working at my friends new house and it was one of those days where almost everything went wrong. It was late and I was tired and feeling low. I decieded to stop off on my way home at my favorite bar and have a few drinks. I sat at the bar and ordered my regular Wild Turkey & coke. As I was finishing my first beverage a old employee of mine sat down beside me and asked If I could give her a ride home because her roommate stood her up. Sally was one of my best bartenders when a owned my one club. She is blonde, cute, young, 5 foot 3... Continue»
Posted by Markxx99 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
695
  |  
9%

Like Cub, Like A Gentleman

Like Cub, Like A Gentleman
[user]Maggie, REDnMIST[/user]
02-16-2013

I never was what one might refer to as a ”loose woman.” My M.O. was after about two to three years of being alone and sexless, I would opt for a lover if a boyfriend hadn’t come into the picture yet. That seemed to be my limit for going without sex. What determines my limit? It is when I become so super-horny that a good session of masturbation and toys do not provide relief.

God bless the Greeks who invented the dildo to cure hysteria in women. God bless the one who added power to it! Usually a clit stimulator ... Continue»
Posted by REDnMIST 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
560
  |  
100%
  |  5