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A Reluctant Nudist Ch. 01

(Young wife learns to show herself off)

From my now, rather more knowledgeable experience of life, I've discovered that it's not too unusual to find that the full erotic significance of a particular incident or situation that occurred some time in the past, was not always fully appreciated or even realised at the time in which that specific episode happened. However, on a few occasions when we sit back to recollect and further analyse some of those memories, usually at a time and place a lot further down the track, the true erotic content and latent value of that moment can sometimes resurf... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1234  |  
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The Seduction of Amy

(John and Thomas conspire to seduce Amy)

John Slater and Thomas Johnson sat on the patio of the Northwest Country Club watching the rain fall from the sky in sheets. It rolled off the roof in torrents, splattering noisily onto the exposed section of the cement patio. The sound almost drowned out the grumbling golfers who were crying into their beers.

The two friends had barely gotten in five holes when the heavens opened. Now, they waited, hoping that somehow the weather would clear in the next few minutes. Saturday was their golf day and their one morning to relax.

Both men were avid... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4711  |  
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Rise & Shine, sl**pyhead!

(She wakes up from erotic dream to find it's reality)

I was sl**ping, and I had a dream. A nice, silly dream about Joey and me. We were walking over a meadow, eating wild raspberries off a bush, and talking about going abroad for our next vacation. The day was warm and sunny, and we were far away from sneaking eyes. We laid down in the grass and started to kiss. I put my arms around Joey and he rolled on top of me. He caressed me and nibbled on my earlobes. I made a happy sound.

My clothes must have melted away, because suddenly I was naked, and Joey parted my legs and entered me. I open... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 534  |  
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Self Service

(With a little help, he sucks his own cock)

After reading some erotic stories from men who enjoy eating their own cum, I was very aroused, though I've never been much into that. I never even like kissing my wife after she gave me head. For some reason I just couldn't shake these thoughts.

One day after reading some very hot stories, I needed to jerk off. In one of the stories a man sucked his woman's pussy after she had just been fucked by 2 other guys. This got me wondering again if maybe I was missing something, so I decided to try tasting my own jiz.

However, after I came, this des... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 603  |  
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A Hot Little s****r for Christmas

(College guy is reunited with his hot s****r)

My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.

When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in w... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6690  |  
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Innocence

(Kathy crosses boundaries while on vacation)

The sun, its warmth, the sound of ocean waves, the sand and the breeze all let me know I was nowhere near home. As I laid out in the heat and let my skin feel alive once again, I kept my eyes closed and thought about how much I needed this vacation. It was overdue and I mentally made a note not to let it happen again. I had let myself get so deep into work and career that I had come close to burning out.

My life at forty was going well by some standards, but it was also a bit of a mess. On the executive career track at the company, my MBA fina... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5517  |  
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The Italian Job 18

The Italian Job 18
I have re-submitted this one after some confusion, so if it crops up again, just ignore it, this one may be a bit of a tear jerker so ladies have your hankies ready.

Several weeks past and all was relatively quiet but I was troubled, something was bugging me and I could not make up my mind, I said nothing to Ellie but finally succumbed and went to Genoa, I knew the address and parked outside, I sat in the car for an hour trying to get up the courage to go and knock on the door, finally I went to the door, I knocked and a tall elegant middle aged Italian woman answered th... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 391  |  
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Erin

(Erin comes home from the convent)

Erin was nervous. She was going home for the first time since she was 12 years old. Six years. Six long, lonely years. Strict years. Safe years. The train was making a clickety-clackety noise, over and over again, and she found herself automatically sliding into the rhythm as she tried to meditate, to pray, hoping for some guidance.

The door to her compartment suddenly opened and a man appeared, struggling with two bags. Noticing her, he stopped, staring for a moment, then hastily putting his bags down and removing his hat, he bowed slightly in her dire... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1618  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7480  |  
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Erin

(Erin comes home from the convent)

Erin was nervous. She was going home for the first time since she was 12 years old. Six years. Six long, lonely years. Strict years. Safe years. The train was making a clickety-clackety noise, over and over again, and she found herself automatically sliding into the rhythm as she tried to meditate, to pray, hoping for some guidance.

The door to her compartment suddenly opened and a man appeared, struggling with two bags. Noticing her, he stopped, staring for a moment, then hastily putting his bags down and removing his hat, he bowed slightly in her dire... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4719  |  
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A Day at My Aunt's

(Teen Mike spends time at Aunt Suzy's house)


My name is Mike. It all started about a few years ago when I was 18. I went to my Aunt Suzy’s house to spend the day swimming with my cousins, Brian and Lisa. Brian was a year older at 19 and was a sophomore in college. He was about my size at 6’0 and couldn’t be more than 165 lbs. Lisa was my age at 18 and we were both seniors in high school. Lisa was the type of girl that you knew would be hot at an early age. She was about 5’6 and maybe weighed 95 lbs., had gorgeous legs and started to develop a beautiful set of tits. They had to be about a ... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 18960  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1769  |  
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A Birthday Surprise

(In the parking lot, she's wearing only her gown)

It was an odd birthday, my wife Donna, who over the last few weeks just went on and on about the surprise she had planned for me, chose to sl**p in when the morning finally arrived. In previous years she always made a point to get up early and give me a special sendoff, before the k**s woke and I had to leave for work. There was nothing like birthday sex to send me happily off, but this year, simply got up, got dressed, fixed my lunch and then headed off to work, just as if it was just any sort of day.

Later, when she called me after taki... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 919  |  
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A Car Wash

(They get hot while car gets sudsy)

Stepping out of the car at the Shell Station, Mark looked at the dark skies and impending storm. He felt the cool breeze and knew the front was just passing over. He unscrewed his gas cap and turned to see just what this tank of gas will cost. He slid his credit card into the slot and quickly removed it. Grabbing the nozzle for regular, he let his mind wander as he slipped the nozzle into the opening for the gas. He pictured Jackie, leaned over the rear fender of the car as he slipped his nozzle in.

Mark had known Jackie for a long time, since high sch... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 183  |  
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A Crush on My Friend's Mom Ch. 1

(High school senior lusts for busty older babe)

When I was in high school, my best friend had a mom that every one of my friends drooled over. She was in her late 30's and was very attractive. She had blonde hair blue eyes and a huge set of tits. I had gone through her underwear drawer one time to find out that they were a D-cup. Most moms get heavy at this age but not her. She was never married and had no excuse to lie around and get fat. Being a doctor she kept very busy and ate very healthy. She raised Mike and his younger s****r very successfully with the help of her parents.

Do to t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3178  |  
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A Birthday Lesson

(Two Uncles teach a niece how to behave)

Hello, my name is Clara, and I am going to tell you about the time I learned what it really was to be fucked. I was adopted at age 7, by my mother Nina, and now I am eighteen... On the say of my 18th birthday, my mother threw me a huge bash, invited all the f****y and my friends, and let me tell you, it was something I will never forget.

On the day of my 18th birthday, it was hot and humid, the kind of humid that makes your clothes stick to your skin. I came out of my room dressed in a white cotton midriff, no bra, and white jean shorts, almost so... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1880  |  
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Two Islands: Day 3 - II

After the morning wrestle, I decided to go fishing. AJ & Rina were still diving. The adults got back from mainland. The good news is they brought back enough beer to keep the twins and Maribel from continuing their reverse gang bang.

I never done fishing with a real fishing rod before so when I tried to throw the line, I got myself hooked at my right shoulder. I flinched from the pain and tried not to move so much so I wouldn't feel the small piece of metal injected in my skin rubbing my flesh. I didn't call out for help. Thinking my aunt would just get mad for being careless. Instead, I tr... Continue»
Posted by blu3rthanu 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 393  |  
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

I was taking a shower one day.
Suddenly my at that time 2 year old son came into the bathroom and he had wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so i ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that i had copies made and included one with each of the Christmas cards that year.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that i take a closer look.

Puzzled, i stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, i had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing... Continue»
Posted by Maggan1964 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3833  |  
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Breaking the rules

This story happened in May at my father's house in Florida. He has these striked rules for the house, be home by 11pm, leave room doors open, and wrost of all, NO SEX!!! Im 24 I shouldn't have to follow these rules. But here in my dad's house his words is law. Must follow orders. So, one mirning my dad left to work, since I do tattoos I can take take my jods anyware. I had a few things lined up for the aftetnoon hours, so I didn't have much to do in the morning I took a long shower and got dressed. Still had 4 hours to kill, since im not from here I'm pretty much stuck here, oh and my dad had ... Continue»
Posted by nfamus1 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2183  |  
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The Italian Job 17

The Italian Job 17
A few days later Ellie came to see me at my apartment, this was truly a royal visit as she had never been before and I got the feeling that she was checking to see if I had got anyone entrenched that she might see as a threat to her private domain, she wandered around, looking at all of my stuff, “Maria came to see me” she commented whilst browsing my books,
I made no comment, I reckoned if she wanted to tell me she would “wanted to know if she could have her job back” she said, now I was curious but determined to hold out so still no comment “how do you feel about that?”... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 273  |  
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