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Short Story

After last night I doubt I would ever speak to him again, everytime I thought about it my heart raced and my bl**d boiled! Sitting in my friends lounge room I was explaining the nights happenings and how Joe had accused me of fucking his cousin after he'd left the club which was a complete lie and was only almost a blow job in the back of a black cab one night when I dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, to which said cousin pulled my pony and pushed my face into his crotch, I could feel his hard member against my face and his grip on my hair was so tight my pussy immediately pulsed... Continue»
Posted by unknownfemale 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Married Couple Jump Start Sex Life

I'm a average 40 year old married man for the last 15 years. Like often the case are sex life was going doll. Rachel & I have had sex all kinds of way's. We've done the latex& leather fetish, sexy lingerie&heels, whips&handcuffs, every position imaginable. But in the last year we barley had sex at all. We still loved each other but sex had become doll.

The fall of 2010 I started a new season of pickup hockey. Every Saturday morning I go to the local rink and play some ice hockey. So my first Saturday I noticed my new team mate, Jeff. He sat on the bench just across from me in the changing r... Continue»
Posted by primo38 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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I had sex in a shed. i was proud.

As alot of you now know im engaged to this boy who's really lovely. and i love him as much as he loves me, i visited his mums house and well we was aloud to sl**p over, the problem was that the walls were'nt sound proof and so we was worried if she would hear us bumping the tunnel.. so we went outside, was looking around and we saw the shed at the back of the garden, "Hey this looks like a good place" i said "You sure hun, it looks dirty and old". "I don't care live a little babe XD" i said. and we opened it and closed it, locked it from the inside, he started to touch me up, feeling my ass, a... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The death of me on the sunset strip by Romance666

a short story by Romance666
coming in from the hot dusty weather, Jamie lifted the canteen over her head water poured over her long black loosely curled hair making it cling to her rock hard body underneath her army green wife beater and gun belt hanging from her shoulder. Zombie brains washed down to the floor and floated down the stream on the concrete. What's for dinner bitch? she jokingly says to Lucy, Lucy had stayed home to cook a dead dog they found on the street on a scavenger hunting mission they did earlier, Jamie had brought back a box of baby wipes and pine sol. not really a larg... Continue»
Posted by Romance666 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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COCKSUCKING

Since the early days of my youth as a teen I have had a fetish for sucking cocks. Whenever my friends would come over to visit we would go downstairs to the playroom and sit around looking through the stash of porn magazines I had hidden away. Mostly it was the normal guy and girl stuff but I also had a few gay magazines. My buddies and I would look through the pictures and get so horny, as all young boys do. Our young cocks were easily aroused and we didn't hesitate to strip off our pants and jerk off together. One afternoon while my friend Tom was visiting we sat looking at the pictures for ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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s****r SECRETS

I woke up Saturday morning from a really hot dream and as usual I had throbbing hardon. I knew Mom and Dad had both gone to work, leaving just me and my s****r at home. As I lay in bed thinking about my dream I pulled off my underware and began to masturbate as I looked at some porn magazines enjoying the feeling as I stroked my hard cock. Without warning my bedroom door opened and my s****r walked in saying "Hey, what are you going to do today..." then she stopped in her tracks as she saw me naked spread eagle on the bed with my cock in my hand. Her eyes grew big with surprise when she saw me... Continue»
Posted by querico44 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Hopeless romantic...

Well, since this is my very first post here, I know I will be screwing something up as I go along. Please bear with me.. :)

I am always a believer of strong relationship. No matter how rocky a relationship is, love will find it's way to unite the two hearts. Many of us may have different fetishes but I am pretty sure that this is for the pleasure of the other partner. You may share your husband and wife, make them your slave or anything that you can think of, but at the end of the day, both of you will be back together sharing the same love and remembering the vows that you have exchanged t... Continue»
Posted by Killroy17 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Hopeless romantic...

Well, since this is my very first post here, I know I will be screwing something up as I go along. Please bear with me.. :)

I am always a believer of strong relationship. No matter how rocky a relationship is, love will find it's way to unite the two hearts. Many of us may have different fetishes but I am pretty sure that this is for the pleasure of the other partner. You may share your husband and wife, make them your slave or anything that you can think of, but at the end of the day, both of you will be back together sharing the same love and remembering the vows that you have exchanged t... Continue»
Posted by Killroy17 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Y@OI

Hi. My name is Tess U. U is the initial of my last name, which I won't tell you. You don't need to know. Let's preserve a bit of anonymity. On the internet, where we can be anonymous. Yay.

My name is Tess U. and I don't have a boyfriend. Well, I have boyfriends, but they're all gay. Good to talk to, but no use when I get wet between the legs. Which happens often. My fingers won't cut it.

Fortunately, I'm also the owner of the world's only miniature portal gun. You know, the one from the famous game. That V company thought their tech would make great love toys and licensed the portal gun... Continue»
Posted by ButtyBratToughL 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Dont Leave Home With Out em.... Funny must Read!

This Was Originally A Commercial Some Years Ago. Very Funny!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and ... Continue»
Posted by SexyGiGi 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Best Blowjob I ever had

, when I wasn't expecting anything. This happened to me last night when I was coming back from my girlfriend's home. I left my girl's place and stopped at the Burger Hut to grab something to eat. Got my stuff and couldn't find a table to sit as it was downtown and there were people everywhere. After searching upstairs, I saw there was a very sexy teenager sitting alone so I went to ask if I could share the table. She said yes. At that time I wasn't even paying attention to the girl opposite to me. After a while she started asking me some questions and I started noticing her nipples coming out ... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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How I was introduced to sex since my adolescence

I live in a city in India with my f****y. We are a well to do f****y and we have a female servant. We had her since I was in 3rd grade. In this story she is the main character. She used to wear a dress with a low neckline and whenever she used to bend over to clean the floor of the house her bra used to come into view and I could see her sexy boobs.
When I was in 3rd grade I didn’t know what boobs were so one day when I asked her what those big globes were, she blushed and said that those were her boobs. Sometimes I would touch them and feel their roundness. At such moments she would let out... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The XXX Olympiad

The XXX Olympiad

"And welcome to Day Two of the round-up show of the Olympiad here in
London," a smart suited gentleman said to the camera in a clear voice with
a cheesy smirk. "And what a programme we have lined up for you today. It's
been thrills, excitement and plenty of action."

His co-host, a beautiful young lady with bouncing brunette hair and an
infectious smile nodded. "There's some great events coming up," she agreed
and the host leant back on the red sofa.

"First a look at the medal table." A screen popped up next to the autocue
and he turned to his co-host. "So Br... Continue»
Posted by johndstories 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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BigBimbo's Memoire's #3 - Musings about

In 2003 I was freshly out of school, temporarily unemployed, in a depressing and unhealthy long-distance on-off relationship of the sort that young people who don't know what they want often find themselves in and, further, was newly and angrily "off". I went to a bar with some friends to blow off some steam and got a few drinks down the hatch in short order. There was a new girl working as a table waitress and, while nothing special to look at, she was curvy, showing a lot of strong-looking leg and had a cute smile. We flirted a bit every time I placed an order and I eventually asked what she... Continue»
Posted by bigbimbo 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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a hot night with a hot G.I.L.F

a hot night wit a hot G.I.L.F


i was preforming at a club down in the hot springs of a florida retirement community club.the drinks were stirring,the ladies were getting "loose".
doing my set i was making them laugh.it had been a while since i had gotten any and i was feeling it this night,giving it my all and working the stave like an obedient slave.though it wasn't for the crowd,it was for the elderly beauty in the front row.she was giving me that glare you get wen you are making a dame as wet as you are making her laugh.for an old crowd they knew how to roar,and i knew that night i was... Continue»
Posted by joederosa 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My first time tasting female juices!

First let me introduce myself...I am Jay from the beautiful city Bangalore. I am 29 yrs old male with an athletic body and nice and juicy Dick of 8 inches. I am very fond of sex and anything related to sex. You can say I am a sex maniac. I always see sexy ladies in their beautiful dresses and think of having sex with them. I started watching blue films when I was in 8th class and from then I got into the wonderful world of sex. I use to read porn literature and watch adult movies whenever I got the chance. Today I would like to share my experience with a couple which happened in Bangalore. Fro... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My virgin girlfriend

Okay I've read a lot of shit hear and by that I mean absolute shit. It's the difference between things that are so "porn fantasy" and the reality of sexual encounters - no matter how freaky that are totally true. This is one of those true stories.
I was a senior in high school. I had been a foreign exchange student for a year living in Brasil. Many stories can come from that adventure. I was 17 years old and I was a typical teenager - girl crazy. I had dates and fun but to be true I had never really had anything like a sex before. I had a couple of girls let me after much physical persuasion... Continue»
Posted by ccbigs 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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the dead girl

I had been dead three years when I pretended not to notice the man drop a pill into my white wine, but that didn't stop him from trying. It hadn't stopped the other six hundred and sixty five men who were intent on courting me in this bizarre and ungentlemanly manner and it wouldn't stop the next man or the next. My afterlife was an endless cycle of man after man. The same dirty tricks, the same wretched result. It was fascinating how repetitive it all was. There was almost nothing to keep me going anymore. Almost....

Three years ago I had gone to a college party at one of the local frat ho... Continue»
Posted by emobabygirl 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first time tasting female juices!

First let me introduce myself...I am Jay from the beautiful city Bangalore. I am 29 yrs old male with an athletic body and nice and juicy Dick of 8 inches. I am very fond of sex and anything related to sex. You can say I am a sex maniac. I always see sexy ladies in their beautiful dresses and think of having sex with them. I started watching blue films when I was in 8th class and from then I got into the wonderful world of sex. I use to read porn literature and watch adult movies whenever I got the chance. Today I would like to share my experience with a couple which happened in Bangalore. Fro... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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the girls i fucked one afternoon

this happened many years ago, when i was about 20...

pam c was a steady GF/ fuck partner, and through her i met some of her friends, pam h, bonnie, and chris, pam c's younger s****r.
pam c had shown her s****r how to suck a cock, and her s****r had given me a handjob a couple times while her s****r had watched. i was fucking pam h and bonnie on the days that pam c and her s****r werent servicing me.

all sounds good, right?
it was until they all found out i was banging the others too....
pam h invited me to her parents house one nite, we were busy fucking on the floor in... Continue»
Posted by Widewon 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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