This is actually a completely random post. I was talking with my a friend the other day, and he reminded me of something I did at a party a while back. I used to go to parties and get completely trashed when I was in high school. And I had this ex Abi, who was a total control freak, but very atractive, she was 5'4, mix of mexican and caucasion, very smoothe skin, long black hair, big doe eyes, perky b cup size, and a very tight ass. one thing I hated was that she would tease and lead me on but never actually do anything. After a few months of blue balls, we broke up and went our separated ways... Continue»
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As Leandra was enjoying herself on the guards cocks, Dorothy and Omby sat in their cell watching.
"Your friend is really ummmm...."
"Impressive", Dorothy said.
"No, I was going to say slutty", Omby replied back watching Leandra riding up and down Gotifri cock.
Dorothy laughed,"Yeah I would say that too". They watched as Leandra slowly stood up off Gotifri cock and walked to a pile of the guards clothes. She bent over showing the two guards her ass, but was reaching into the pockets trying to find the keys. It didn't take her long, knowing Zimo and Gotifri were paying no mind to h... Continue»
This fantasy joke i borrowed from a friends page....
...A man walks into a restaurant bathroom needing to take a piss. While relieving himself, a 2-foot man goes to the lower c***dren’s urinal next to him and pulls out a schlong that would make even legendary porn star Long Dong Silver gasp. The man considered himself predominantly straight, but he couldn’t help but stare with his mouth agape at the small man’s cock.
He took a little longer to wash his hands and when the small man finished his piss, he finally couldn’t take it anymore. “I’m not gay or anything but that is the biggest cock ... Continue»
Zimo turned to Gotifri,"Go grab the bench from the empty cell and bring it out here".
Gotifri opened the cell door and went into the back. Dragging out the bench to the middle of the room. Zimo went up to Leandra and grabbed a hold of her hand. He walked her over to the long bench. "Straddle the bench. I want to taste that pussy".
Leandra swung her leg over the bench and straddling it sticking her ass up in the air a little. Zimo slapped her ass, as Gotifri sat down in front of her.
Zimo slapped the other cheek. "Dam baby, fuck you got a tight body. That ass is fucking tight." He sat... Continue»
we were at the beach at weekend and had been there about an hour, when a old guy and his wife set up near us, i could not understand why as there was plenty of space,but i knew why when i caught him watching the wife,we went for a meal and a few drinks,when we got back to the beach the old couple were just passing us,we had been back about 15 mins when i could see the wife had gone to sl**p, she was lay on her side, so i thought i would have some fun,i pulled her top tit out of her siwmsuit so it looked like it had fell out,she was facing where the old couple were set up,it was about 10mins la... Continue»
Dorothy felt the sun cascading over her face, as she began to wake up. Slowly pulling her eyelids up, Dorothy saw Leandra sitting in front of her staring at her.
"We have to talk Dorothy".
Dorothy rubbed her eyes and sat up. "How long have I been asl**p".
"I would say we been asl**p for about seven hours. Its morning and we fell asl**p close to night. I first want to say thank you. Thanks for staying behind, I really do owe you."
Dorothy smiled,"I'm glad to do it, for a new friend".
Leandra packed up there things in her bag. "This journey I am on, you should know what Im going a... Continue»
A few months ago my husband and I looked at all different brands of the vibration platform physical fitness machines displayed at a Zoomer Show. After testing all of the exercise positions shown on the visual guide (particularly the sitting ones), I decided that the Turbovibe Light suited my personal requirements the best. I particularly liked the dual motors concept and the flexibility of the electronic remote programming features. All of the other machines at the show had a complex superstructure that I felt impeded diagonal access to the plate area, thus limiting my inventive routines.
Great Lesbian Love and sodomy
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After this meeting with Michelle and Mark, we often spent evenings together. Sometimes I came alone or with the elected if it accepted the moment. Throughout this period I confess I papillonnais a girl to another. Finally, rather than admit I had in reserve several lovers, and that depending on the mood I was choosing one or the other. Each may not know the existence of others .. Not necessarily, with some it does not pose a problem while others are more exclusive I had to juggle... Continue»
Brief sex 009
A slave to the phone.
I have often said I was a hard user of Minitel in the big time, I paid bills outlandish elsewhere. I do not regret my money, I have made so many meetings. My wife herself is met is initially for a roll in the air that has lasted 25 years. But I had other good luck and sometimes it was not easy because we contacted the rascals who lived far away unfortunately.
Sometimes it happened that make love on the phone. Oh I know it's been a lot of people smile. Yes make love to it's distance from masturbation I quite agree, but honestly try after y... Continue»
Brief sex 008
In the cemetery at night.
Ah the summer holidays when we were young, what memorable moments. This is the time when one awakens to love. In fact we think of nothing but ass girls much more than studying. That was my case, I sought every means to draw any passing petticoat. I must say that in my youth I feel that the fair were less shy. I think I've lived in good years.
I had just turned 17, but other times other manners at that age I was going on vacation with my parents. Oh it was not a hassle but they had too much on the back sometimes. That year we went to m... Continue»
“On your knees, you d***k bitch,” the cop said. Kelly immediately obeyed. She would never cheat on her husband, but if letting this brute **** her meant she wouldn’t go to jail then it was worth it. He just stood there while she reached up and unzipped his trousers. Kelly tried not to think about what she was doing as she pulled his cock free and slipped it into her mouth.
The officer’s penis was thicker than her husband’s. It tasted of sweat and grime, but Kelly wasn’t in a position to complain. She slobbered over it and began to pump it with her hand as she bobbed her mouth on it. As she... Continue»
Dorothy and Leandra stood there silent, then a slate of rock moved down, opening up a way out of the circle of rocks that imprisoned them.
"Well theres the way out what do we do Dorothy"
"I don't know Leandra, we have to decided before they trap us here forever"
Leandra went over and grabbed their things. Picking up their clothes and her bag. She brought them over to the opening and tossed them out. She stood there looking out at the freedom her clothes had, but she still felt trapped. She didn't want to make the decision. Maybe her and Dorothy could come up with a way to get out. Th... Continue»
We met at a bar, I’d been drinking a bit more than I should’ve, I was ready for some action, I hadn’t seen my lover in a week and was I was ready for a fight. Never got one. –all I got was a good beating. He was sober and he took me to his place. He wants me to obey, he wants me to call him master, and honestly; I want that too. In most of my fantasies and daydreams I long to please and obey. But in real life, as it turns out, I have a really hard time doing just that.
He commands me to call him master. I don’t. He commands me to undress. I don’t. I don’t even know why, cause I rea... Continue»
Chap. IV - Bio love - Home delivery
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There is a tool that was extremely important in my life, the Minitel, it was almost my job, at least I had access to the tool from its inception and without restrictions. If the rate it was a curiosity, the arrival of the service of dialogue, ads and other means of communication was a real aubaine.Au beginning, I never used it from time to time to discuss, in general I tried to have my corresponding to such, for further discussion. And of course I do not hide that very o... Continue»
Brief sex 06
In the next room.
In principle, I do not like dredging or yield to the advances of women friends. But sometimes circumstances play tricks on us. Her name was Sophie, it was the wife of a friend with whom I had made it part of my studies. Say that Sophie had left me indifferent, no, it would be wrong. I always watched this chick with a lot of desire.
I was happy for my friend Andrew, but hey, be respectful does not prevent having eyes. The plastic Sophie approached perfection. Tall brunette with long hair, her skin was golden tan always perfect. His oval face her ... Continue»
Story #1: The pencil test; a story about Tom and Tina by MaxMon
Part 1: Pretty flowers, pretty Tina
Tina wore a smile reminiscent of surprise as if she had just opened a birthday gift that held her most desired thing; a sense of anticipation fulfilled with glee, and a natural enchantment filled her eyes most of the time. To her every day brought forth wondrous moments she took in eloquent stride. She exuded sincerity that life was a precious thing best experienced in the here and now, to not concern one’s ambition with the anxiety in not knowing the fut... Continue»
Jacqueline staggered along the lake bank under the weight of her fishing tackle, pausing to wipe a sheen of perspiration from her brow with the back of her hand. It was just half past ten in the morning but, even so early, the June sunlight blazed in a cloudless azure sky, searing the parched Lincolnshire countryside already scorched by the unusual heat wave of the past two weeks. Jacqueline turned to watch Susan, struggling ill-humouredly and muttering unladylike remarks under an even greater burden, some twenty yards behind her. Jacqueline grinned; delighted as always by the sight of her irr... Continue»
Dorothy and Ku-Klip got up off the yellow brick road and held hands walking back to his cabin when they saw smoke. They started to run and Dorothy looked on shocked as she watched her clothes going up in flames. Ku-Klip ran up and grabbed her clothes and thew them to the ground stomping them out but it was too late.
"I'm sorry Dorothy. It must have been one of the flames jumped up and caught a piece of your clothes".
Dorothy just stood there naked. Shocked to see clothes her Aunt had made for her, destroyed.
Ku-Klip went up looking down at her," Here wrap this apron around you and g... Continue»
One summer for about a month before classes were to start, I was having sex between 6 to 7 times a day with three different girls. None of the girls knew about each other, TILL the day after school started. After they found out about each other, I was cut off and didn’t have sex, and boy did I have blue balls.
About a week after the girls found out about each other I fell asl**p in class and started having a dream about one of the girls giving me a blow job. All of a sudden my friend who was sitting besides me nudged me awake, and I awoke just at the boundary of the point of no return. I tr... Continue»
Brief sex 03 - Sex on the circuit
3 brief sex
Quick fuck on the circuit
I love cars, speed and motorsport. When I was younger I would run a few rallies, but mostly hill climbs and then came the great era of fol'car races on dirt, not the stock not matter competitors to type .. it goes f *** e sometimes but never direct attack .. is of the race .. speed.
As in other disciplines .. a lot of women come to see .. I know they like the atmosphere that are the guys to battle it's amazing but true .. and a lot of pretty girls roam the stands. This weekend's a pretty little brunette ... Continue»