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There's alot to be said for experience!

Two posts in a week… Maybe I’ve rediscovered my muse!?!? Though more likely is a certain ‘reader’ chastising me for being so lapse lol, either way I think I should blog about our most recent ‘visitor’.







For reasons that are not all that cryptic, I will call this one ‘nipples’ (both to protect his identity and as a good mental reminder for me). We met, as many of my conquests do, on an adult social networking site.







Very laid back, not at all pushy, easy going, genuine bloke, who seemed to grasp the whole concept of NSA fun, he has at least 10 years on me but... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Deviant

I have to be fast any second it can change the whole motion and I will be out off sync. I turn over and move myself in a position it will be easy to go deep just the way I like.

When I push hard in one thrust as deep as I can and in the meanwhile reaching out for the breast to grab the nipple I know this will make the difference so I can penetrate all the way, even it will hurt for just a second.

I stick high up my curved ass towards his stiff cock to feel him going even deeper, I moan loud if he squeezes my left breast and pulling my swollen nipple.

The sensation of feeling the tip o... Continue»
Posted by Ablon 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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a special

Walking down the street, thinking i gotta go forbidden planet to get some comics, when i walk past this shop i normally walk past to check for those "massage" adverts in the window. I see one, and call it and esquire about prices.

So i ring, and a Eastern European female voice answers and gives me the details, and the location, and immediately my plans change and start heading to this location as its nearby. Turns out this place is a pub which she directed me to, so i call again and she said someone will be outside to meet me, and take me in, this was very random and some guy directing me ... Continue»
Posted by SirWanksAlot247 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Fun with my mom accidentally.

This is another freaking day of my life which I can never forget.

It was a warm afternoon of mid-spring season. My dad was on official tour and my b*****r and his wife went to our native place to attend a friend’s wedding. I was studying in my bedroom and my mother was cleaning house with our maid. It was almost lunch time and our maid left for other work. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream “Aaaahhhhh” and I rushed to the living area. I saw my mom was lying on the floor and asked her what happened, she replied “farsh par paani pada tha , maine dekha nahin aur gir gayee", I asked her "K... Continue»
Posted by onlyfun123 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Coast is Clear

We sat on the side of the motorway bridge, on the earthen bank, partially hidden by some low bushes. Below us ran a cycle track, stretching under the bridge and far off into the distance, it forked on our side of the bridge and ran alongside the bank before disappearing into a small clump of trees beside the road.

I munched contentedly on my sandwiches while my friend was crunching down a bag of crisps. We were waiting for two more friends. The four of us usually met here on our lunch break in summer. It was a place where we could get away from the working environment of college, just visi... Continue»
Posted by Oxfordlad 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Annual Doctor Exam

Another Reprise from the stories I posted as Handsomepeter47
Annual Doctor Exam
I live 50 miles from the city where my doctor has his office. Yesterday was to be my annual exam. I always like to be early in the office so arrived there at 8:00 a.m. When I was called by the nurse to follow her to the examination room, I had to silently curse the daily Cialis I had been taking because her ass was so nice. I thought about other things though and was only semi-erect when she asked me to be seated.

She asked me about my medications, asking if I still took each one and if I had any over the coun... Continue»
Posted by peterpierre47 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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When I became a sex maniac a few years ago

When I became a sex maniac a few years ago, I immediately worried that the Caveman might not be able to handle me - satisfy me. I didn't see that it would take time for us to really learn how to have sex together (duh!). But over these weeks of having a lot of love making and writing stories about it, we've really come along way (couldn't resist the pun).


Every time we have sex it's a little different, a little saucier, a little sexier: sometimes because it's naughtier, sometimes because it's gentler, and always because it's starting to feel completely unscripted. By writing these sex sto... Continue»
Posted by alexandra17xx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Hospital Happy Ending

You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My First

This is a real summary account of my 21 year old girlfriend (as of now, the only i been with technically) So i'll start off and say, i was around 24-25 year old at the time. In which i was still a virgin (thankfully i didn't reach the 40 year old statues, otherwise i was prepared to ship my dick to a random feminist group. To perform some ritual about a virgin man, while flapping it about in the air. I dunno, whatever.)

It all started on a OkCupid account. I was looking for any girl around my area, and basically came upon this Latina girl that we will call for now Meg. I call her Meg becaus... Continue»
Posted by TanDickk 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Eve Super desires 3- She Hulk

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Eve Super Desires 3
She Hulk
Scarlett witch was shown on camera bruises, with two black eyes. She was sucking on a woman’s pussy, Eve’s in fact. A Villain who owns a website called EVE SUPER DESIRES. It was an underground Website controlled by a met human name Eve. She dominated Super heroes and Villains unlike, beating them and r****g them. Even with the warnings, she manages to track down and ****d ever hero or villain she said she would. She came out of nowhere, using her am... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Summer of '77

--A young man's introduction into CFNM--


Chapter 1


Young Adam was a very shy boy.

A little awkward, a little on the geeky side, Adam was very much into science and building models. He spent much time in his room.
By the time he was 18, Adam had won a scholarship to attend Indiana University. It was the summer of 1977, and Adam had a few weeks left with his step mom, Natalie, and his step s****r, Rachel.

Adam lost his father when he was very young, and spent his entire c***dhood growing up with two women in the household, and no males.
It was weird at times for him, but a ver... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A DEEP MOVIE

It was a sweet, warm fall day when my master came to visit me for a week.
It wasn't enough to just text him while he was a state away and on that day he came to see me.

Before he came I was getting myself off, and I was having an hour long stress relief after school. I was slowly pushing in my little 3 fingers, trying to guess how his big cock would feel inside me. And I stretched out my little tight hole that day as i let a little of my sweet/bitter juices flow out of me and down my little asshole.

Then it was time to leave the house,and I had to get nice and pretty for our movie date... Continue»
Posted by coconeko 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Doctors Visit

I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.

I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.

Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Flaunting It At the Frat Party

Flaunting It At the Frat Party


The name is Tolden. James Tolden. There are three things you need to know about me.....
One:
I am tall. My towering height of 6’9” made me a natural for basketball, and my talent made me a star.
Two:
I am hung like a Bull Elephant. The same early growth spurts which gave me height, also added copious inches to my manhood, which was well-sized to begin with.
Three:
I am not above humiliating a lesser man. I’ve done it lots of times. This was the first.
I had been invited to my first Frat party my freshman year of ... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Making Love with U rocks me Good :D

in my usual time to come home after work... u did go for a shower... i sneak in bathroom... oh my sexy babe naked under water ;) i took off my cloths silently and step in to join u :*

My arms wrapped around ur body... and i pulled u tighter into me... our kisses become deeper as our bodies pressed hard against each other... oh babe i love how u kiss me passionately and wildy in same time :*

ur attitude make me feel hornier so fast... as I left kissing ur sweet lips to start kissing down ur delicious neck... u moaned as my lips brushed down ur neck sensitively... and one of ur hands drop ... Continue»
Posted by LadyWild 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Oooh lala LOVERS voyager

u come out from a shower with jst a towel on u... saying in a naughty way that u jst shave it ;) me... without a word i take my shirt and my short... be naked in bed... u laught and throw that towel... then jump nxt to me ♥ I leaned over ur face and gently kissed ur sweet fresh cheeks... then lightly i put my lips on urs which was so hot and sweet... after many crazy kisses and some frenshy which was realy enough to make my dick go up... oh... i moved my lips down to ur neck... many little gentle kisses... then to ur boobes placing ur whole nipple in my mouth and suck it ;) but the tongue play... Continue»
Posted by LadyWild 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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GREAT Loser

Today I wrote a check that I miss could not cash, but I’m glad I did.

Last week I made a bet with Jimmy, the captain of the football team, they were playing the #1 team in the league and that team was undefeated, our local team had lost 3 games already and only won two. The bet was that our local team would lose at least by 14 points and if they were to win I would do whatever he wanted.

Mind you, I’m 5’4” one of the sexiest and prettiest girl in the school. I have a nice bubbly ass with 36c tits… They are fairly huge with big pink nipples. So when I made the bet, yes I wanted him to fuc... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Rush Hour Rigamortis

As anyone who commutes too, from and within a large city will tell you rush hour is somethig everyone wishes they could avoid. Whether it be the long drive home where the only thing touching medal is the brake pedal or weathering the upstream effect as you walk the crowded sidewalks to and from the office. As a new yorker I take the subway to and from work so you can imagine my pain. The situation in question happened a few months ago on a Thursday evening. It had been a long day and grimaced at the thought of the crowded subway cars and bustling underground hikes as a would have to make 2 tra... Continue»
Posted by dennypas 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER

THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER

It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.

Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
Posted by chrish24 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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all about this dream on sex

-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?

I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Posted by russin 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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