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Ménage A Trois by Ghipster

Ménage A Trois by Ghipster

“Our cocks are no bigger than white men’s cock”. I shouted to the applauding audience of the university’s Jr. KKK Fraternity “And I speak for all black men everywhere, when I say,
THANK YOU! Thank you for this flattering but preposterous myth. And they say white folks ain’t done nothing for us. Ha!”
This unbelievable line of bullshit yielded me a standing ovation and an session of signing autographs afterwards. Little did anyone know, I did the whole lecture strictly on a dare from my pot-head roommates. But such was the life back in the glory days of coll... Continue»
Posted by ghipster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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For thousands of years, men have tried to understa

AIM:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's just the way the game's played.

Here's a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed ...............................+1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You leave the toilet seat up....................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty... 0
When the toilet paper has run out, you resort to Kleenex...-1
You go out to bu... Continue»
Posted by Jim-Nice-But-Dim 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A Teacher's Pet

In 2004, when I was 16 I started writing erotic stories. This is the very first one I wrote, about a teacher I had the hots for. Enjoy....

I am a 6th form student doing A level chemistry. Twice a week I am taught by Mrs Pen. From the first moment I saw her I was obsessed with her. She is 5'7" with a good figure and nice round breasts and a nice firm ass. I would often rush home to wank over the idea of slamming my cock into her pussy. On day, late in my second year, my dream came true.

I came in for a lesson just before my final exam to find I was the only student. Mrs Pen didn't ... Continue»
Posted by simonenglish 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Close call.

So the other day me and my girlfriend were home and her mom and b*****r stopped by the house real quick to bring us something for us. Well, when the 3 of them were in the living room I went to me and my girlfriends bedroom to get my phone, let's say I didn't get close to the phone. I was in the mood to fuck and cum on some heels, which I wished I would have had the camera. So while they're still in the living room I dig through our closet and get out the victim: A beautiful 4 inch, Nine West, black leather round toe heel(Yeah I gave the brand and type of heel, gotta make a story great with det... Continue»
Posted by shoeluvr 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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sweet revenge due to social networks

It was right before the hoildays of 2011 and my wife and I separtated. Feeling lonely and down due to the fact my wife was like i'll never get anyone that looks as good as her and put it on me the way she can which I thought due to the fact my wife on a off day is like a 8 and when she on a 10 and the sex is straight crazy. So feeling bad im on the phone with my b*****r and he's like go on a social site and look for old friends and get out im like please that shit dont work hes like you always find out how much someone wanted to fuck your brains out years later. So i'm like i'll try this so I ... Continue»
Posted by sparks1110 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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Late night suprise

Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
Posted by kc76 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Past Life

“Your hands, your mouth are to be helpers to my cock, as are those of your s****r!
She has made me cum, with her hands and mouth, more times than I can count!
At command, she hardens me, strokes me, licks, sucks, until the inevitable end of her skills, and then, what do you think happens? What do you suppose I do?

I shoot my cum, my semen, on her face. That is my greatest pleasure, but not by any means my only one. But soon, you will see for yourself what I will require from you”.


I will make no comment on the above variant version of the Marquis de Sade, except to say that it is ... Continue»
Posted by Raedman 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Little Tim EPISODE #1

My name is Tim.
I'm white, 18 about 6' tall brown hair with light stubble. I'm a freshman at Flowood university  in California. It's my first time out of my home state of Arkansas. So far all I can say is that the people here are beautiful. I, on the other Hand, am not as good looking. Not to say that am ugly I'm just very average. I'm staying in a coed dorm on the north side of the school.I can't help but notice that my dorm is girl heavy. Heh I think this is going to be a great year. Room 218. I walk in to find a shirtless guy unpacking. He turns around and says "Oh hey I'm Jones Bakerson."... Continue»
Posted by LittleAus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Finally losing my Virginity at 25 years of age.

My first “attempt” at losing my virginity was a nightmare, which, looking back, I can now smile about.

I was a late starter in life due to having epilepsy when I was younger and it didn’t stop until just before I reached 22. Thus girls were frightened off and I was low on confidence.

Anyhow, when I was 24 I had tired of the fun taken out of me due to still being a virgin and after talking this over with my mate, he offered his girlfriend as a virgin-buster. Yeah, you heard right. He offered her to me so I could lose my virginity.

She was pleasant enough, not very bright (which is prob... Continue»
Posted by OralGiver47 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Quietly Watching

I was 16 and dating the sexiest girl I've ever known. She had huge, firm tits, a perfectly round ass and the sweetest curves imaginable. Well, my best female friend was having a house party while her parents were out of town. There were maybe 15 people there, not a large crowd, but a bunch of us stayed over for the night.

My girl and I crashed in the living room... as did the hostess and another friend of ours. It was only a few minutes after the room had gone quiet when I started to gently caress my girl's delicious behind. She rubbed herself up against my leg and I could instantly ... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Mac Daddy pimpin Presents he jumpoff



Where do I begin?! So this hottie got at me last year when I was in NJ, but we didn't get to meet up. We kept in touch over YIM and email...dude would be @ work or where ever and shoot me an email on his phone that he was horny and needed to see a vid of me doing what I do...he would let me know the type of shit he's gonna do wit me when it's his turn...that type of shit I love!!! So this past weekend (NYC's Pride) dude hit me up on YIM and was like he's in town staying wit fam in BK...so I told him to cum thru but he wasn't so familiar wit the train thing and strangely enuff I was drivi... Continue»
Posted by mac14113 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Untitled

Arranging to meet Sarah in the new pub was a waste of time she text as I arrived to say she was delayed somewhat I thought I'm here now no harm in a small glass of White was there I went inside for an afternoon it wasnt empty but not heaving I got my drink and headed for a table by the window I was thirsty and the first glass went down too quick so I headed to the bar for another I just sat back down when he walked in I blushed as his eyes clocked mine looking at him my god he was fit i looked away feeling flushed I couldn't resist another glance as he stood at the bar he was tall fit and a bo... Continue»
Posted by Hollysuckscox 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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new morning

so i am lying there the sun breaks thru the curtains.i need a drink well we all do

i definately need rehydration.i have just remembered licking out this beautiful

cunt before during and after.

my head hurts and i dont need jesus.its strange my cock is still so up and my

recollections of the night before are still hazey.i move up and see her face.

fuck me its my auntie.wow and fuck me wow again.my rigid cock is still twitching.

ive fucked her all night long.i look at her seemingly contented face .so i guess

ive done something right??

her face and glow looks like ive... Continue»
Posted by 69licklover 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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group sex with her best friend

One day Mary came over to visit jean and me, we were sitting in the living room down stairs watching TV. Nobody but us was home. Mary came down and had a seat on the couch with us. As soon as she got comfy, I started kissing jean’s neck and rubbing her body all over, Mary looked shocked at first then, after a couple of minutes she looked like she was enjoying watching us. Her best friend getting groped like a common whore. Then I took jean’s shirt off exposing her black and lacy bra she was wearing. Jean didn’t resist I guess it was turning her on do it in front of her best friend Mary.

... Continue»
Posted by wael001 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Weekend Overtime

With todays new competitiveness in business more and more hard work is going into our work weeks. Often I find myself working weekends in order to satisfy the need for addition work efforts. Recently however I was delighted by a turn of events which made this weekend requirement easier to take. Our company like most has be undergoing constant reorganization in an attempt to become more effective and with this comes the inevitable procession of changes in upper management. In addition the general age of my bosses had been declining. A recent change found me working for a good looking woman a... Continue»
Posted by wael001 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Chapter 52. Thump thump

Terry's penis was being quite moody today. He stared at its veiny shaft as it quickly swapped too and fro from stark raving hard to completely flaccid. As a result, terry's penis head quickly slapped against the underside of the table and- thump! "Golly!" Terry exclaimed, "there is is again!"
"what's the matter honeycakes?" Erica inquired as she went over the hair of her vagoo with a louse comb. Then she exploded because she was imaginary or something. Terry couldn't hold it in any longer. "Well golly gee!" he shouted as his bowels let loose, "this day just could not get any worse. Then it hi... Continue»
Posted by awsomekong1577 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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When its the Car, its different!

Disclaimer: All the names of characters in this story are fictitious but the story is not, this is because my name is rather unique and Google is fucking powerful after having read numerous stories on ISS and I really felt like it was time for me to put up my tale of pleasure ride. This is my story of how in search just a companion I became a part of something so intense and amazing that me and my partner cherish it for life.

Today and I am going to tell you a story o what happened between me and Vineeta and my second girlfriend. Do send me your feedback at rahilseth9@gmail.com my name is ... Continue»
Posted by rahils9 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Wet Works

"You almost done Lilly?"

"Almost."

I was anxious for the weekend, but it wasn't because I had something to do. It was simply because I don't think people could understand how much pressure could be put on a person from a small print company in the middle of the city. We had a lot of high brow clientele and when lawyers want their paperwork they want it yesterday.

Snow had fallen and the ground was iced over in patches that day as I stood at the back door waiting for her to leave. I could feel the cold from outside through the wall. I took a look back at Lilly through the open door fro... Continue»
Posted by RichardSchwarz69 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Opacity

Kate - The English Teacher
"Give me your book, there's a good boy"
Her voice was almost a purr. Kate took the writing book from his trembling finger. Looking down she could hardly be bothered to read the words he had written, her mind was already on the course of events to follow. She flipped the page back and fourth, checking what she already knew, that he had only managed to write one and a half pages. Her distractions and been completely successful, keeping him from any semblance of concentrated effort. Kate looked up at him, her eyes wide with surprise. "It seems that you have wasted the... Continue»
Posted by ADHDCPNIGGER 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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High Class breeding has never changed.

I sat looking around the room, people were talking, some louder than most, a mixture of noise and laughter, and amongst it all I sat bored out of my skull.

I was tipsy and felt in need of a good fuck, a room full of cock and cunt desperate to mate once the talking stopped.

I hiked my hemline a tad higher on my stockinged legs, may as well get in there first, better to have a shag with guy still capable to get it up, than wait for some piss-pot with 'Brewers droop', lying on top of you.

The last time I went to one of these events I finished up going out to get relieved, asking the vale... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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