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A Fun Saturday Night



Man, what to say. So on Saturday March 30th, I lost half of my virginity. More specifically, I got a handjob. Now, if youre excepting some super erotic story or whatever, this isnt going to be it.

Getting on to the story. In good ole Pensacola, Florida. Me, my friend(who I will just call Scarlet) and her other friend(who I will just call Tessa) went to the park. It was suppose to be just a regular day of goofing off. But Scarlet thought itd be funny to pour soap all over my car. I was already just tired from just playing around on at park, mainly i was light headed becaus... Continue»
Posted by fail1080 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Ethan’s huge cock – part one.

Once again, not a story from my own hand, I found it here and thought you might enjoy it: http://www.peacockblue.com/Viorel/bio.php?id=20

Ethan stood at his locker, leaning back against the wall. The school looked different from his new perspective, and he wasn't sure what it was that was different. It was the first day of classes in his senior year. He looked around at the people he had known since grade school. How odd to see them all so grown-up and mature-looking. He was eighteen now. On the other hand, the new freshmen looked like c***dren, not high school students. He didn't recall f... Continue»
Posted by pinks43 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Theatrical.......10

Theatrical…..10

I felt a bit sorry for him, the guy behind was pulling up his pants, he shed the condom and threw it on the bed, then he went out followed by the younger guy, I picked up the still warm rubber and looked at it, the seminal fluid filled the bulb at the end, I stared at it for a few seconds, that could have been inside me, would I have come if I had felt it shooting into me?,
I threw it into the bin after tying it and put on my thong and skirt, I also put on my bra then decided to leave off my blouse, I was getting into this role as a whore but I was even more ready for a f... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Theatrical .....9

Theatrical…..9
We arrived at the club and found a seat a waitress in a small skirt that was more like a pelmet came over and asked us what we wanted to drink, “a white wine and a coke” I said before he got the chance to order, she sashayed away to the bar, her buttocks clearly visible below the skirt, he watched her go, I slapped his hand, “hey, you are with me remember” I said, “and I thought we had an open relationship, after you and the waiter, well!, I’m gutted” he feigned disappointment but I ignored him,
I was getting used to his wicked but intriguing sense of humour, I loved him wit... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Theatrical ....8

Theatrical…….8
Anna was building rapidly as she whimpered with the onslaught of cock inside her, I moved along the side of her and felt under her, taking the weight of her swinging breast in my hand and squeezing it,
I had never groped a woman’s tits before but today, so many rules were being broken, so many taboos were being displaced, the waiter grunted and folded over Anna, she moaned as she felt the hot surge of spunk being squirted up her arse, she collapsed on my friend, he looked down at her and stroked her hair, she laid on his chest, her huge tits flattened against him, he looked a... Continue»
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Theatrical....7

Theatrical……7

He came out of the shower in his boxers again and made for the trolley, he nodded to the waiter who gave him the thumbs up, Lisa was sitting in a chair fast asl**p, he helped himself to sandwiches and nodded to Anna, I followed again and gave her the same speech I had given her daughter about wanting to see how it was done by the experts, he was walking behind us and patted me on the backside as we entered the bedroom, he turned the bedspread over as there was stains of cum on it, Anna was wearing a robe which she shed as her heavy tits swung free of it, she looked at him to s... Continue»
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Theatrical.....6

Theatrical….6

He let go of me and locked the door, he came in front of me and knelt down, I looked up at him, “are you ok?” he asked, “I’m fine” I said “but better for seeing you” I said, “did he come inside you?” he asked, “no, did you come inside her?” I challenged, “no, she cried off after her third orgasm, I left her entertaining the troops” he said, “look, can you do me a big favour, will you make sure that my s****r is ok, she was the other woman in the shelter and my niece, the bride to be is heading in their direction, if they get hold of her, well!, who knows” I pleaded, he turned ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Theatrical......5

Theatrical……. 5

I was still holding his head and I rested my forehead against his, “I love you, do you know that, have you any idea how much I love you and thank you for this morning, how long was I out for?” I asked, “oh! about 10 minutes, and there is no need to thank me, you were fabulous and I hope you got what you wanted as I suspect that there was a tiny bit of fantasy being lived in you choosing to fuck a black guy” he said,
I could feel myself blushing, “maybe just a little bit of a one” I said softly, “do you have any more that we can attend to?” he asked, “if it means I can see... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Big City Life

We all tend to blame others for our misfortunes. In my case, I blame
Sandra Foxley. Sandra and I had a great affair for three months, but
she called me on a Thursday night and said we were finished. This
left me with nothing to do Friday night so I went bar hopping and
that's how the trouble started.

I was at the Shanghai Bar; the third stop and the fourth beer of the
evening. Oakland was playing the Yankees on TV when the alien
approached me. He didn't look very odd at first, although I noticed
later that his eyes were more purple than blue and had no lashes. He
mostly kept his han... Continue»
Posted by saguero 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Librarian

This story isn't mine, but a story that she told me a while back.

The public library had seen many people pass through its glorious marbled halls throughout the years. The people came and went. They were of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages. Some were dreading their time among the rows and rows of books, and others stayed for hours, relaxing in the peace and quiet of the adult section on the second floor.

Isabelle worked as a full-time librarian. The monotony of stacking books and selling those that were too worn to be borrowed again never discontented her. She was the typical ... Continue»
Posted by candyrockhard 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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“Declaration of principles”

1] All human beings are different. And should do everything possible to continue to be so.

2] Each human being has been granted two courses of action: that of deed and that of contemplation. Both lead to the same place.

3] Each human being has been granted two qualities: power and gift. Power drives a person to meet his/her destiny, his gift obliges that person to share with others which is good in him/her. A human being must know when to use power, and when to use compassion.

4] Each human being has been granted a virtue: the capacity to choose. For he/she who does not use this virtu... Continue»
Posted by ziilike666 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Jenny and lesbian sex, tonight with my daddy

'Can you see him'?

'Of course, he does it naked', she replied. Not quite the shocked little girl, but a girl with a vampish twist inside her.

'So you both see each other and you finish up whacking one out'?

She smiled coyly and a pinkish tinge bathed her smooth complexion, 'It's OK', I added, 'I have let me watch me frig my pussy'.

Her smile widened, showing her pearly whites, each tooth looked as if the individually flossed each one, I could only imagine her rubbing herself as the old man who peered through her open curtains each night, jacked off to her beautiful body as it writh... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My Vacation

This is my first story so please comment!

My f****y and I were going to Cuba, When we got there we checked into our hotel. My b*****r and I had to share a room, my b*****r's name was Jeff. I am 18 He is 19, we always got along. I was wearing a skirt that was small for me and a see through shirt. It was hot so when we got to out hotel room i striped down and got into a bikini. My b*****r was in the bathroom and was changing to. Our parents said that we could do what ever we wanted, but we had to stay on the resort. Hey Sarah you are going to ware that, Jeff said. Ya I need to ge... Continue»
Posted by sarah216 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Bounty Part One

Her name is Elisa Grumway and although she may look like a Supermodel she is anything but.

She drinks to much, smokes cheap cigars and eats more McDonalds than a long haul trucker and yet she has an amazing figure. When asked how she pulls it off she always answers:

"Good Genes and lots of Running"

Elisa is a Bail Enf***ement Officer aka Bounty Hunter.

You may ask how a Woman who looks like so stunning and should be prancing down a Catwalk in Milan fell into the Hunting game, well it all began Two years earlier.

After being "dismissed" from a brief stint as Mrs. Cluck (a cos... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Barsaat Ke DIN Aye

Hey guys micky here back with my new story. Oske pahele meine apko apne bare mein kuch bata deta hu. Meri omar 28 saal hai. Meri height 5’9 inch hai aur muscular body hai. Story start karne se pahele mein sabhi ladkiya ko thank you kahena chahata hu jinone mujhe mail kiya mujhe bahut acha laga and I hope aap logo ko bhi maza aya hoga!!
Ye kahani ek raat ki hai, barshaat ki raat. Meine akele apni bike par party se ghar pe ja raha tha. Oss din ki raat kuch alag hi tareke ki thi. Rasta pura khali aur shant tha. thandi hava chal rahi thi. Chand puri tarah se nikla hua tha aur oski rooshni ki alav... Continue»
Posted by micky424 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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SEX ON THE TRAIN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND MICHELLE

Sex on the train
This story takes place over 20 years ago

My girlfriend Michelle has very long dark brown hair half way down her back brown eyes and a sexy caramel complexion. She is 5'10 150 and has 38D's 28 inch waist 40 hips very beautiful face .She is half Irish(her mother's side)and half Dominican (her dad's side)
We met in high school we even lost our virginity to each other. I will tell about the first time soon!!!

Here is what happened on this incredible night

Michelle and I were watching Risky Business on VHS starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. When the movie came to... Continue»
Posted by bigrob40 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucked By My Student



hi sexy guys the above pic is mine plz write ur dirty comments on my pic how i am looking without using simple words plz and also write how u want to fuck me like a brief sex story k and plz tribute my pic and send it to madhavimalika@yahoo.in



My name is Sunita Bajaj and I am from Vishakapatanam and I am married, 26 years old. I am fair in color with dimensions of 36-28-36. My husband loves me a lot and we enjoy our sexual life a lot. I wear sarees and expose a lot.

I always show my navel, back and cleavage.
... Continue»
Posted by madavi2 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Room Service

Hi All!

Long time no see! I’ve finally ‘got my arse in gear’ and feel inspired to write. The only problem was, because it has been a while what should I blog about? After some careful consideration I thought it only polite to keep you all up to date with ‘recent events’ so to speak lol.

I suppose the best place to start (as with all stories)is from the beginning. I had been chatting to a chap, lets call him Colin (rhyming slang ‘Colin Firth’ - girth ;-P) for a short while, when the delightful boy suggested we meet. Now a lot of the people I talk to either play around with the ide... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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There's alot to be said for experience!

Two posts in a week… Maybe I’ve rediscovered my muse!?!? Though more likely is a certain ‘reader’ chastising me for being so lapse lol, either way I think I should blog about our most recent ‘visitor’.







For reasons that are not all that cryptic, I will call this one ‘nipples’ (both to protect his identity and as a good mental reminder for me). We met, as many of my conquests do, on an adult social networking site.







Very laid back, not at all pushy, easy going, genuine bloke, who seemed to grasp the whole concept of NSA fun, he has at least 10 years on me but... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Deviant

I have to be fast any second it can change the whole motion and I will be out off sync. I turn over and move myself in a position it will be easy to go deep just the way I like.

When I push hard in one thrust as deep as I can and in the meanwhile reaching out for the breast to grab the nipple I know this will make the difference so I can penetrate all the way, even it will hurt for just a second.

I stick high up my curved ass towards his stiff cock to feel him going even deeper, I moan loud if he squeezes my left breast and pulling my swollen nipple.

The sensation of feeling the tip o... Continue»
Posted by Ablon 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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