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VACATIONS IN DUBAI

This comes as my story to start with and good responses and I have a stock of one story every day to share and enjoy. Let’s come straight to the point now. I was in Dubai at that time say in 2009 and used to freak out at the discs and pubs on week end nights.

One such Friday night I was at a premium disc on Sh. Zayed Road with my friend and his girlfriend night was getting lovely with every number played and people were chilling out to the max and we had already booked the table for us to make things more comfortable to us.

We had one of the finest locations in the hall and I ordered wit... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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One of my fantasies!


As, I sat naked on my bed front of my laptop, checking my emails; a usual email message came up on my computer, it reads: 'Open immediately from Chuck'. Curious, I open the email, and its show a picture of me lying on the bed with my legs spread open. It's more like I just finish masturbated! Shock, and confused, I replied back to Chuck and ask; 'How did you get that picture?' Chuck respond; ' I snap you while you were into your devotion. ‘You made my dick very hard.' I wasn't afraid, or, show no fear; I was more curious where Chuck was hiding? Is he nearby? Or, peeping at me from an open... Continue»
Posted by Chocolatepussy45 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Circle Jerk

One summer when I was in high school, two of my friends - Frank and John - and me, Tim, used to go ‘camping.’ Now, we wouldn’t go very far away from home, we would gather our sl**ping bags and one guy had a large tent and we would go about 10 blocks from our neighborhood where there was a small wooded area.

We’d walk in far enough so that no one could see us from the street and set up camp.
Mostly it was an excuse to smoke and curse and tell dirty stories totally away from our parents.

We’d set up camp while it was still light: the tent could sl**p four and fairly comfortably but too... Continue»
Posted by trowe 3 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Fireman's Carnival

Fireman's Carnival

by Kathy B.



"Mark! I'm over here!" I waved my hands wildly, trying to get my husband's
attention. It was useless though; he couldn't hear me over the noise of the
crowd and he hadn't noticed our booth when he walked past.

"Hey, lady. Can we get some pies here or not?" A sweaty, overweight man
stood beside three sweaty, underweight k**s. Each c***d clutched a dollar bill
in their dirty little fists.

I took a last look at Mark's back, disappearing behind the Ferris Wheel.
Oh, well, he'd keep looking until he found me. I'd get his attention t... Continue»
Posted by tzrlvr 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Girlfriends has a creampie pussy for the night.

Ceri my sexy saucy girlfriend was having a night out with the girls. It had been a while since she has been out and she was looking forward to it. As in my previous story Ceri like’s to flirt around with my mates and other lads she finds hot. She love’s being touched up and I don’t mind her having a bit of fun now and again. We had a steaming threesome with a male college friend of mine a few years ago. Since then our sex life has been pretty normal.

My good friend Dave was staying over our house to keep me company while she was out for the night. We had a load of beers in and were having a... Continue»
Posted by danny227 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fight In Mall Gets Melissa Horny

This is a reprint of my first story so please don't get offended by any ethnic slurs as this a true story and is how it happened.

It all started on a rainy Saturday afternoon in July of 2005.
My girlfriend Melissa and I had plans to go on a picnic instead the rain that was predicted for late this evening came early.So Melissa suggested we go to the mall and do some shopping.I was not happy but I needed a few things for my computer.
when we got there it was packed I guess we were not the only ones that changed their plans at the last minute,before I go any further let me describe Meliss... Continue»
Posted by bigrob40 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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painful and punishing found out.

Local women and wife of a truck driver was hot. The day he left she started calling the local boys. I had my opportunity and jumped on her like a rabbit. Was a young k** and excited to feel her adult hot box. Friend and I took turns fucking and watching the other fuck. She would call the other over and suck him hard before the other finished. She fucked us both dry and sucked my cock sore. I was know for having a big cock, but I was young then. The terry b*****rs were the lost teen long cock swingers. Frined and I knew where to get and watch her bed room.
One terry b*****r bent her over the ... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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THE WALKING FUCKERS, Complete Story

THE WALKING FUCKERS


It was supposed to be a weak RNA strand that
disabled the enemy then withered.
The vector virus had other ideas.
It found a single, mutated Ecoli bacterium
and mated with it.
Military “Intelligence” had finally fucked us all.


“M0m will be furious with me,” I thought, lying in bed,
trying to figure how I'd refuse the “corrective” surgery
and not get kicked out of the house.
The alarm clock beeped.

“I'm 18, why NOW?? I grew up this way! NO, mom, NO!”

Fifty rehearsals in my head.
I waited.
Nothing.

Then voices in the street.
I looked out the w
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Posted by yutubeslut 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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The Toy Run (Part 1)

It was a pain in the ass, but always worth it in the long run. Ya had to deal with folks who were either tryin' to be somthing they were not or looked down their noses at you while they took money from you. Not being one to trip till it was time to trip, it took alot more than facial expressions and wanna be's to get the ol' panites in a wad. The weather was at least warm and the roads were dry when I headed to the local toy slinger to pick up " a new unwrapped item for a boy....and a girl"

To start off the story, a cop pulled in behind me when I entered the parking lot at the local m... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Lisa's Song

She’s a red hot mama, rides a bike built in Hell.
Got legs stretch to Heaven and she works them well.
Her Pussy’s a cathedral a place for to pray.
Nipples like rock candy melt in your mouth all day.
Her ass rides high up on those stems.
She’ll make you suck it till She comes again and again.

She spread herself on the couch her slot just a drippin’. She said,
“Show me your stuff, let me be your sex kitten.”
I dropped my pants and fell to my knees started slurping that juice like a bear in the bee’s.

I chugged down her juice a cocktail of lust. I licked her back door, it was wet a... Continue»
Posted by toolinthroughlife 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex Dares and cheating

I was at a party with a big group of guy friends and girl friends. My girl friend came with me. I am a shy guy, but We ended up all playing a game of dares with one rule. The dares had to be done, no backing out. I didn't like the idea but after an hour of funny and daft things, drinking games and stuff things became a little spicy.

Firstly the guys were dared to reduce themselves to boxer shorts only which the girls loved. I kept catching my GF staring at this other guys cock bulge which was clearly large, extra large. My GF was dared to kiss one of the guys which I didnt like the idea of,... Continue»
Posted by massivepenis21 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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How I like my sex

I love sex, but only a certain kind is guaranteed to make me a happy girl.

You would have to kiss on my neck, you know the way. My headed all the way back, you roughly kissing and biting my neck.

While your kissing on my neck your hands would find a way to my breast, the breast you love so much. Gently squeezing through my shirt.

Of course you cant wait to to get my shirt off, and do so quickly. My 44E boobs entice you, taking one in each hand. You message my boobs and pull at my nipples. Getting little peaks of hardest that make your mouth water.

You tentatively lick a nipple,... Continue»
Posted by blkbbw4fun 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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USS INTERPRIK a Sex Trek story (2012 by Salmacius)

This story is similar to other one You can see and is set like the cinema of the saga of "Star Trek" - so imagine in practice the same customs and the same atmosphere - and it's the story of an interplanetary voyage, with a few differences ... . that this will never find the movie or the text of it.

Chapter 1) THE DEPARTURE

It describes the journey of the "USS INTERPRIK" - starship ship in the same class as the best known "USS ENTERPRISE", but this is more modern and spacecraft that made a mysterious journey, a secret mission which for various reasons never ended for be described elsewhe... Continue»
Posted by salmacius 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Great car Mate! - A tale of Tea, Biscuits and som


I’ve told you about my fuck buddy and our first adventure with another guy, here is a tale of a very unusual dogging experience up at Wisley.
We arrived quite late one night and parked up in the cafe car park, both of us climbed into the back and started to kiss and cuddle as you do, I’m quiet keen to start removing her clothes as well as mine!
I’m down to my underpants and she is now just in her basque and stockings I’ve loosen her shoulder straps and sucking on her firm tits and tonguing her hard nipples, she has such wonderful tits and I can’t leave them alone, I take a peek outside an... Continue»
Posted by flashgit 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Party!!

She was beautiful, tall for a female for she was around six feet; with the most gorgeous pair of legs he had ever seen. Her hair was long enough to cover her breasts and tickle the bottom of her rib cage with the ends of it; her hair was thick, glossy, and the color of milk chocolate. God how he wanted to run his fingers through it and feel it brush against his skin like a blanket of the finest silk. Yet, as beautiful as her body was, it was her eyes that captured, and held, him. They were a deep forest green with a dark ring of gray around the pupils. They were eyes that boldly met his own ba... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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the office

I'm walking over to the kitchen when I hear Lisa call "Selfish!" in that half mocking tone she loves so much. She looks at my mug and gestures to me with her own. "Ah, shit, sorry Lisa, tea or coffee?" I reply, with a melodramatic bow. It's a running joke we have, me being her skivvy. I've been working for her on this project for over six months now. You couldn't want much more from a boss, she knows her stuff but doesn't lord it over us. Keeps the teams happy, backs us up when it counts but isn't afraid to tell you when you're talking shit. Combined with that she's gorgeous, so as far as I'm... Continue»
Posted by EASTWOODY 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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First time I saw a penis

When I was in seventh grade, a f****y moved in next door. Their son was one grade ahead of me. We lived in a rural place where there were not a lot of people around. I didn't have any b*****rs or s****rs, and he didn't either, so we became best friends.

One summer day, Tommy called me because he was home alone. His parents had to take a trip to a place 100 miles away. It was for grown-up business and he would have been bored so he did not go. He asked me to come over. So I did.

We talked for awhile, and then he asked me if I could keep a secret. I said yes, and he told me that he had a s... Continue»
Posted by kbking70 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Memories of Sirens Part I - How I Met and Fell

First story. Hope you enjoy!

There wasn't ever really anything important in my life,and there really isn't anything important now. That was until of course, I met her. Let me elaborate on who I am. My name is John, but people also refer to me as Jack. I'm a 24 year old World Traveler/Philantropist/Philosopher/Writer. I discover alot of the things that are for say " Unknown to the general public" and while I'm doing my travels help in the community and also discover exactly who I am abit then afterwards I spend the time to write and sometimes publish my experiences in novels. I'm a good 6'5,... Continue»
Posted by knightmare2196 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Wet Dream in Class

When I was a teenager, and anyone with a penis also, I had alot of wet dreams. Like more than normal I think, one a week AT LEAST. And doing sports and classes in highschool letft me with little time to sl**p at home and get all that I needed. Just like everyone else I wanted to catch a few extra Z's here and there so sometimes I would have to take to sl**ping in class. Having my proficiency in having wet dreams though, sl**ping in class was always a risk. It never happened to me my first two years of highschool, and never in my last, but one time, during that third year, it happened...I was ... Continue»
Posted by unlimitedready 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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my endless night of pleasure

it all started when me and my bf at the time was sat in the living room it had been a pretty boring day we were just having a couple of drinks as we did on most occasions and i was getting a little horny so i looked at my bf and said i was going to put a dvd on so i walked ova to my bag and pulled out a porn dvd and wen he realised what i had put on u saw a smile come right across his face he looked pleased so we started to watch it and continue our drinking by the end of it we had started to kiss and caress each other just on top of our clothes we started to get in to the moment and he slowly... Continue»
Posted by gothicprincess1988 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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