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Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 6
When I became a sex maniac a few years ago, I immediately worried that the Caveman might not be able to handle me - satisfy me. I didn't see that it would take time for us to really learn how to have sex together (duh!). But over these weeks of having a lot of love making and writing stories about it, we've really come along way (couldn't resist the pun).
Every time we have sex it's a little different, a little saucier, a little sexier: sometimes because it's naughtier, sometimes because it's gentler, and always because it's starting to feel completely unscripted. By writing these sex sto... Continue»
You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo... Continue»
'I absolutely despise you… you know that don't you?'
She lowers her head in shame and replies just audibly: 'Yes.'
'You've let yourself go over the years… you used to be pretty… very pretty… and slim… now look at you…'
Standing before me next to the bed, in the hotel room, is Claudia and she is naked. She wants me to fuck her more than I want to fuck her and because there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world she is going to have to pay with a beating; maybe bl**d too.
'I'm sorry… I attempted to lose some weight for you… I really did…'
'You didn't try very hard did you…... Continue»
This is a real summary account of my 21 year old girlfriend (as of now, the only i been with technically) So i'll start off and say, i was around 24-25 year old at the time. In which i was still a virgin (thankfully i didn't reach the 40 year old statues, otherwise i was prepared to ship my dick to a random feminist group. To perform some ritual about a virgin man, while flapping it about in the air. I dunno, whatever.)
It all started on a OkCupid account. I was looking for any girl around my area, and basically came upon this Latina girl that we will call for now Meg. I call her Meg becaus... Continue»
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Eve Super Desires 3
She Hulk
Scarlett witch was shown on camera bruises, with two black eyes. She was sucking on a woman’s pussy, Eve’s in fact. A Villain who owns a website called EVE SUPER DESIRES. It was an underground Website controlled by a met human name Eve. She dominated Super heroes and Villains unlike, beating them and raping them. Even with the warnings, she manages to track down and ****d ever hero or villain she said she would. She came out of nowhere, using her am... Continue»
--A young man's introduction into CFNM--
Chapter 1
Young Adam was a very shy boy.
A little awkward, a little on the geeky side, Adam was very much into science and building models. He spent much time in his room.
By the time he was 18, Adam had won a scholarship to attend Indiana University. It was the summer of 1977, and Adam had a few weeks left with his step mom, Natalie, and his step s****r, Rachel.
Adam lost his father when he was very young, and spent his entire c***dhood growing up with two women in the household, and no males.
It was weird at times for him, but a ver... Continue»
It was a sweet, warm fall day when my master came to visit me for a week.
It wasn't enough to just text him while he was a state away and on that day he came to see me.
Before he came I was getting myself off, and I was having an hour long stress relief after school. I was slowly pushing in my little 3 fingers, trying to guess how his big cock would feel inside me. And I stretched out my little tight hole that day as i let a little of my sweet/bitter juices flow out of me and down my little asshole.
Then it was time to leave the house,and I had to get nice and pretty for our movie date... Continue»
I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.
I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.
Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Flaunting It At the Frat Party
The name is Tolden. James Tolden. There are three things you need to know about me.....
One:
I am tall. My towering height of 6’9” made me a natural for basketball, and my talent made me a star.
Two:
I am hung like a Bull Elephant. The same early growth spurts which gave me height, also added copious inches to my manhood, which was well-sized to begin with.
Three:
I am not above humiliating a lesser man. I’ve done it lots of times. This was the first.
I had been invited to my first Frat party my freshman year of ... Continue»
in my usual time to come home after work... u did go for a shower... i sneak in bathroom... oh my sexy babe naked under water ;) i took off my cloths silently and step in to join u :*
My arms wrapped around ur body... and i pulled u tighter into me... our kisses become deeper as our bodies pressed hard against each other... oh babe i love how u kiss me passionately and wildy in same time :*
ur attitude make me feel hornier so fast... as I left kissing ur sweet lips to start kissing down ur delicious neck... u moaned as my lips brushed down ur neck sensitively... and one of ur hands drop ... Continue»
u come out from a shower with jst a towel on u... saying in a naughty way that u jst shave it ;) me... without a word i take my shirt and my short... be naked in bed... u laught and throw that towel... then jump nxt to me ♥ I leaned over ur face and gently kissed ur sweet fresh cheeks... then lightly i put my lips on urs which was so hot and sweet... after many crazy kisses and some frenshy which was realy enough to make my dick go up... oh... i moved my lips down to ur neck... many little gentle kisses... then to ur boobes placing ur whole nipple in my mouth and suck it ;) but the tongue play... Continue»
Today I wrote a check that I miss could not cash, but I’m glad I did.
Last week I made a bet with Jimmy, the captain of the football team, they were playing the #1 team in the league and that team was undefeated, our local team had lost 3 games already and only won two. The bet was that our local team would lose at least by 14 points and if they were to win I would do whatever he wanted.
Mind you, I’m 5’4” one of the sexiest and prettiest girl in the school. I have a nice bubbly ass with 36c tits… They are fairly huge with big pink nipples. So when I made the bet, yes I wanted him to fuc... Continue»
This a slightly embellished story, but it's mostly true.
I was stationed in the Republic of Korea, better known as South Korea. There is a bar in the city of Itaewon by the name of Gecko's. A lot of my sexcapades from my time in Korea will start out there. To be honest it's the greatest bar I've ever been to, maybe the greatest bar ever. Always new people traveling from all over the world, some seeing the sites of Korea, others just on stopover flights who ended up there after telling a taxi to take them to the best bar in town. As you can imagine one-nighters were in no short supply. And a... Continue»
As anyone who commutes too, from and within a large city will tell you rush hour is somethig everyone wishes they could avoid. Whether it be the long drive home where the only thing touching medal is the brake pedal or weathering the upstream effect as you walk the crowded sidewalks to and from the office. As a new yorker I take the subway to and from work so you can imagine my pain. The situation in question happened a few months ago on a Thursday evening. It had been a long day and grimaced at the thought of the crowded subway cars and bustling underground hikes as a would have to make 2 tra... Continue»
THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER
It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.
Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?
I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
I had been laying on the bed unable to sl**p, my wife lay next to me lightly snoring. She had turned me down earlier that night, worried her s*s-ter would be awakened by her moaning. "besides I don't want to soak the sheet in here, how would I explain to my Aunt that I squirted all over her sheets and need new ones" She tells me. "just tell her that I have a rock hard cock and that I like to fuck your brains out, she'll understand" I replied, still not given up on my own desires I slid my hand down the side of her panties and moved it down closer to her pussy. I kissed her ear a little just be... Continue»
I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.
Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
She was so warm, wet and willing as I eased into her after some serious stroking and arousal. I was standing tall and stiff, dribbling my juices as I got ready to dive in...
Then I awakened from my wet dream to find my appendage slowly waking up. I was still stiff and ready but I was just morning wood - too bad Big Head didn't score a warm fuzzy snatch for me to perform with, but that's not unusual. Me, I can make a woman moan but Big Head keeps blowing it so I spend too many nights just flopping around.
Now the big appendage that carries me around is up and headed for the bathroom. ... Continue»
She's a minger and she knows it: forty with a wonky eye, overweight and with an abundance of moles on her arms… and a large one on her stomach. Her personal hygiene leaves a little to be desired too but… she has big tits and nipples though.
She absolutely adores me…
The thing is I just don't give a damn about her: she is just a sexual object to me like the majority of my women… and I have had loads, fucking loads.
On the plus side, she is a tad kinky – it's the only thing the ugly bitch has going for her.
It's Wednesday and my day off – I know she is at home waiting for me to cal... Continue»
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