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MY BIGGEST REGRET

FICTION OR TRUE YOU DECIDE,

My biggest regret.


My name Clair Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our friend’s wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we do talk when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is now over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Before the affair ou... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking Carol Next To Her Passed Out Man

So my neighbor was a big girl BBW for sure, huge tits, big fat ass and a pussy that was so good it was definitely built for fucking. We had been fucking secretly for a while as she was cheating on her long time boyfriend with me and would come over for a regular fuck every few days. She was the type of woman that I could just slip in her ass or pump her mouth, she didn't care what I did or when I did it so long as I filled her with cum or busted over her face or huge tits. This particular time she had been out with her man and he was really d***k, so d***k he passed out in the hallway. She kno... Continue»
Posted by xerosheartx 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Wife Submits to boss for her hubby's Job

Michael Canell sat in bed wearing the light blue pajamas his wife had given him last Christmas and tried unsuccessfully for the third time to read page 132 in his new spy novel. He just couldn't concentrate. He tried to hide it but he was worried.

Michael barely even noticed when his wife, Adrianna, entered the room wearing a silk baby doll nightie that clung to all the best parts of her shapely figure. Adrianna was about five foot six with a mane of curly dark brown hair and a face that was a cross between Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, with a few adorable freckles on her cheeks and the t... Continue»
Posted by sassygeorge 3 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Wife is Taken and Fucked at Party

I should share Rachelle's first experience getting it outside of our marriage.

We were at a Luau party when she had so much fun that Rachelle finally lost enough inhibitions to go a little further. It was actually a Yacht Club party. It was a different club than the one we belong to now.

Being that it was a Luau theme party, she was only wearing a small flowery wrap type mini skirt and a tube type top that left the bottom of her tummy bare. Her shoes were low heeled beach sandals with a strap between her toes. They were kind of a casual to dressy flip flop if you will with small straps.... Continue»
Posted by sassygeorge 3 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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me and my p e e teacher

I regularly went to college and I also used to go to tuitions … I used to go to maths tuition and the teachers name was maria …. She was a christian and the most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen and I was one of her favorite students …. She took tuitions in one rented room …. The timings differed and some times I even went to her house to clear some doubts and she lived with her mother who was really old …. We called her ms maria ,she was 27 years old and was divorced….and her height was 5ft 6 and she was fair like a rabbit and she had silky hair …. During classes many students used to comment be... Continue»
Posted by ajbasu 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Who is the Cuckold Now


Melanie was a woman with a plan.

She had already achieved the first part of the plan by marrying Rod. You see Rod is incredibly rich! Just how wealthy she did not know but he had houses or condos in California, New York and Florida. He had servants, cars, and a jet. Yes he is wealthy beyond most people’s imaginations.

Melanie was poor and had been working as an erotic dancer when Rod had come in one night. For what Melanie lacked in money was offset by her sexy looks and her ability to sexually please others.

There was only... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Hotel Pleasure palace.

George and Mildred arrived at Hotel Pleasure palace looking forward to a fantastic two week vacation.
The middle aged couple had worked pretty hard all year and this was their reward, and even though George had booked it late and was still surprised to pay so much for their room, a fortnight on the beach at a 5 star hotel resort was something they felt they really deserved.
They strolled into the open reception area gleaming in chrome and wood and marble and headed for the check in desk.
"Hello there George and Mildred Hill just booking in" grinned George.
The tall thin man behind the desk... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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vilage girl to society lady .....!

I grew up in a rural Maharashtrian village. I was tall for my age of
18 years, about 5′7″ and thin. I had round breast with big pointed
nipples, thin waist and well moulded buttocks and tapering legs. My
color was slight dark and my face was oval shaped. I had slanted eyes,
thin pointed and slighltly upturned nose, pouting lips and good even
teeth, which sparkled when I smiled. I was not considered beautiful in
a traditional way but by the age of 19, I could observe that most men
were giving me sly looks in the village. My parents were traditional
farmers and we were poor. I had two
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Posted by banupriya21 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Prostitution



A customer walks into my office while I was very busy, to be honest, I did not pay attention to him, although it is not me, as he was a great looking man, I would say he was very handsome and very pretty at the same time, I am sure you all know what I mean by pretty.

He did not stay long at the office as his papers were ready previously, but somehow it looks like I attracted him with my slutty very little clothes on, one of my super short skirts, sleeveless, tight short top showing my belly button area, I had no bra on, whic
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Posted by banupriya21 3 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Thougt i could fool the staff

Realized this day would go on so decided to go buy lightbeers an two packs of ciggarettes..

Uppon arival i smoothly asked two female store attendants where i could find makeup.. yeah sure over here, they where holding back giggles i swear and as suave as james bond i just flat out lied someone is gonna look really pretty for his birthday! (u know im just getting supplies) then i asked them about what i thoght was foundation and they wher like yeah u use it to blabla and i said yeah just wanna make sure i got this note with me im not al so sure of what everything is...
So far so good..
... Continue»
Posted by tinyswede 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Taboo  |  
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The Pack and a Girl


"Kristy, honey, could you get the Peterson file for me?" Daddy asked, looking up
from his desk.

"Sure," I grumbled. I hated working for my dad at the kennel. All my friends got
to run around after school. My dad, on the other hand, thought this would be a
positive experience for me, and insisted that I spend some hours after school
and on the weekends working in the f****y business. I figure he also had a
secondary motive. Puberty was beginning to influence my eight teen year old body, so
my pert titties and rounded hips were just beginning to swell to womanly
proportions. I t... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 3 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Perks of the Job


Softcore musings from an eagle eyed voyeur...

It is generally agreed that most jobs of work have some sort of perk or bonus. Let me tell you about mine. In my case it ease of the actual job and the opportunities it gives to do a lot of good old fashioned ogling and perving on lots of women throughout the day. The pay is crap but I'm into my '50's and have got myself pretty well set up anyway. The job just gets me out and about. I work with dis****d people. Don't worry, I'm not that sort of sicko! I just get them out and about to do stuff they have trouble doing on their own and they aren'... Continue»
Posted by hipants 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Times I almost got caught cross dressing

I might more appropriately have named this 'times I got caught'. One day, after MANY when I used to dress and walk my driveway, two of my neighbors actually caught me. One was my nextdoor neighbor. I used to be defiant of cars driving by....my driveway is 400 feet in the woods, so unless you were specifically looking up the driveway, you wouldn't have noticed me. Well, he did. He drove by, and I didn't notice that the car started driving so short a distance from me. He drove by and saw me, slammed on his brakes and backed up. I ran like hell into the woods and hid behind a tree. He yelled out,... Continue»
Posted by IAmDanCieri 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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trucker 2


Had to take a business trip across the Canadian border.

The drive started out great when all of the sudden the weather took a turn
for the worse we had a white out going on .

I have been following a truck so my driving was ok but it turned my two hour
drive time I to four or more ,all of the sudden the truck in front of slammed
on his breaks I hit my breaks turned the wheel and ended up in the ditch
as I regain my composer I look up cars are sprawled all over the highway .

Putting my truck in four wheel drive and ease on the gas going now where
I try rocking it still no... Continue»
Posted by chocolatelace 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Male sex problems: I want, but can't

From your passion shake mountains, oceans overflowing and somewhere in the darkness of space flash of a supernova. And here you are on the bed of love, clothes long torn down, and... And not a very pleasant surprise. The young man uh... how would it be more correct to say... not quite ready to indulge in sensual pleasures. Or just use a banal sex five minutes. He does nothing ready today.

It is considered that the erection in young men - thing for granted. It is believed that any Mature individual male ages 15 to 30, as a pioneer, everywhere and always ready for a long and sophisticated se... Continue»
Posted by Danochcka 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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A Country Girl's Dildo

Not only country boys know how to survive even though
the song that tells of their prowess would leave that
impression. We country girls have ways of seeing to
our needs also, and can do that quite well thank you.

One of our country girl needs is to keep down the
level of sexual stress to a point where we can
function otherwise. Of course, there are lots of ways
to do that and we usually find them and that's what
this little story is about, how I found mine.

I suppose I was like most girls in discovering the
exquisite pleasures my clitty could provide. My
fingers and th... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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A Submissive Housewife

Part I: The beginning

This is the story of my live as a submissive
housewife. It starts near the time I was married, and
continues to the death of my husband.

My name is Judy, and my husband was named Ken. We met
when I was about 23 and he was about 31. I had had
several boyfriends and was sexually active with most
of them. Ken had been married before and had a young
son.

We met at a party at one of my friend's home. He also
had a friend at the party. I was shy, and stayed
mostly by myself. Once Ken spotted me, he came over
and started talking to me. I was embarrasse... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Queen Aroma's Festive Party


Chapter 1:
The Invitation


"Oh look at that, we got an invite to Queen Aroma's annual festive party!"
My gorgeous brunette queen Hannah tells me with a grin.
She's standing in the kitchen, going through her mail as I'm knelt behind her, my head tucked away out of sight under her pink fluffy dressing gown, sniffing her delightful bare ass.

It's early in the morning, a week before Christmas, and she's still not fully awake just yet, yawning as she sips her coffee, and places her invitation carefully onto the table.

"Sounds fun."
My voice sounding slightly muffled against her... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Cum gushing incident !!

My names Liam and when I was younger like most people I went to university to further my education.
It was there I met the first love of my life Bea, she was a hot little brunette, with a big smile and an even bigger pair of breasts that she kept hidden away under her school jumper.
We met in one of my classes and hit it off straight away, but she was from a fairly religious f****y and not matter how many times we fooled around we never, never went all the way.
But that didn't stop all the fun, in fact Bea loved tugging my cock, she said she loved the feel of the veins and ridges along my s... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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LittleMissLipService offers Doug an Apology

Hi all....I have been so bad about posting stories here,
I actually enjoy writing when I have the time and have many, many great true stories that I want to share with all of you naughty perverts ;)

So watch this space for several new stories shortly.....
This is an entry that I wanted to share with you about something that happened earlier this evening when I offered to take a fellow Xhamster writer's fantasy and flesh it out into a story...... They had no interest in doing it and I and several other readers thought it started out very sexily and then just died off - we wanted our Happ... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissLipService 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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