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47 Don`t call me Mum

47 Don`t call me Mum
Now I need to tell you my name is Wooster, not Berty from the book, but Tim, Tim Wooster, my body is large and my friends call me “big woose” for some reason and Freddy my mate refers to me a Forrest Gump though I don’t understand that either.
My mother when I was born 18 years back, had to have me adopted as she, being so young could not cope with a c***d at that time, so I have been searching for her for some time. Anyway I had one of those “genes recalled” efforts for Christmas and bingo it gave mothers name and grandfathers as well.
So being a nosey git ... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Please Use My Wife's Picture!

This story is based on an actual event. I have embellished the facts and I hope you enjoy!

Tom was a lucky guy! He was successful in his business and had a sexy wife that really loved him. Her name was Amber and she really was every man's dream. She gave great blow jobs, was an awesome fuck, and would even take it in her ass.

One of the things that Tom had finally talked her into was to letting him take some sexy pictures of her. She was reluctant at first and said that she would die of embarrassment if anyone she knew saw h... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My Naughty Confession 3 (My Teacher)

High school was a time when my sexual interests bloomed, sometimes feverishly, like most adolescents, I presume. I've had a lot of sexual interests towards the opposite sex, mostly for a bunch of my female classmates and my female teachers, most of whom I have actually had many sexual fantasies about. But unfortunately, they were mostly fantasies, and not exactly real sexual experiences, although I did find a few certain masturbation techniques that were useful.

Of all the ladies at my old high school that I've sexually fantasized about, there was one teacher that I will never ever forget. ... Continue»
Posted by enzoluciano 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

Lesley part24

"Thought you were on earlies this morning? come you get such a long shagging the boss or something? Hahaha" lesley jokingly asked Sylvia when she bumped into her at nearly one in the afternoon.

"Humph...not funny....anyway...I know who's shagging the boss" she replied with disdain.

"What's wound you up ya daft mare?"

"Guess...he's nearly thirty stone, bald, bearded, and has the charm of a Rottweiler.....and me tits are sore"

"McPeevie?.... Oh fuck...what's happened?"

"Missing notes....ring a bell?... other things....I had Continue»
Posted by Les1111 4 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Pt.1.James,s Birthday,(Fun & Frolics)

James,s Big Day,Saturday11th July 2015,06.30am.
My plan was for me to awaken him,Wrong,I was awoken with James,s Cock sliding up & down between my Buns,his left hand wrapped around my Cock & Scrotum,giving me gentle squeezes,he was just about to slip his Cock into me,I pulled his hand away from me & Bailed out of bed.
"No Fucking Way,you got a Busy day,& Happy Birthday James"I said,I ran around to his side of the bed,pinning him down in the bed I gave him a Wet Sloppy Kiss,he wanted me to get back in bed with him,I pulled away from him & headed into our shower room & toilet.
I did my toilet... Continue»
Posted by boy2roy 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 23

Ernie Hedley was just starting his tea when Alan McPeevie knocked on his room door and walked straight in.

"Hello Ernie. How are you tonight"

"No better for you asking. Your supposed to be invited in when ya knock at someone's door. I could have been shagging that Lesley or even the beautiful Sylvia...I might even have been having a wank...and you just fucking barge in. Did no fucker teach you manners when ya were shagging all them sheep in Jockland, now what do you want...I've got Nicola Sturgeon coming for tea and she'll not want a fucking buffoon like you eating all the scones."

"... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  

league of legends

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play games lets add each other
Please DO NOT send me friend request if you are u******e.

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play g... Continue»
Posted by iwannis95 4 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  

Little Red

The true story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
[ N.B. This story doesn't have a proper ending. Once you get to the end, try going back to the start. Then it makes sense. ;) ]
Genre- Dark Fantasy, b********y, Cruelty, Monster, Non-consensual sex, ****, v******e, Virginity, Young

Her juices at that time of month were thick and white. One clawed finger dipped into her, lifted the sweet, honey-scented sap to his nose. He licked it off.

Her lips were trembling. ‘Please,’ the girl said brokenly. ‘Please don’t – ’

The Wolf laughed at her. ‘Little Red, Lit... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Susanna Francessca. Fit as f**k

Thanks goes to Jake for this story about the time he photographed the lovely Susanna Francessca.

“It’s great to see pictures of Susanna on this site, and the videos too. I booked her for a men’s magazine picture set at her studio in Warwick, from her advertisement on the back of Practical Photography magazine. I’d recognised her from her pictures in a Knave men’s magazine that I’d bought a couple of years earlier, where she had her tits and pussy out, with her legs spread wide. I arrived at her studio and as I parked the car and got out of it, Susanna was just letting anoth... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

This is Not a story about sex It is a story of on

In the mid 70's my mom and father had a son my b*****r Mark. Sometime after his birth dad started to have doubts about the paternity of my b*****r. This lead to a divorce shorty afterwards but they couldn't or wouldn't stay away from one another and mother was soon pregnant with me and they married for the second time. This second marriage went badly also and they divorced a second time soon after my birth in 1979. Mother when to work in a small convenience store in a small college town in central Alabama were my fathers f****y lived and continues to live. It was at this time in her life that... Continue»
Posted by cooltow 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Karen White showed us her minge

Thanks to Joey and Kev for this story about the time they photographed Page 3 model Karen White. This is what they wrote to me…..

“It was up at Studio Janor in Leicestershire that we photographed Karen White. It was run by a great guy called Norman Pacey (RIP Norman, you were a great guy and sadly missed). She was doing three of four photoshoots that day and we were the last to photograph her, at about 3pm.

She was as fresh and lively as I think she probably had been at 10am when she started. We’d booked her for two hours of her getting her kit off for us, getting nude, a... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

for niracraer

about 2 years ago I was bored one night and lodged on x hamster though would have a look around and browse some profiles Id been a member for some time and looked in every couple of months then one day i saw Niracraer profile I though she was very sexy so i messaged her we chatted a little i was looking at her pictures and getting really turned on wow she was so sexy and very nice to talk to ,over the months we chatted and ever time i would have a little play imagining touching her and being with her , i think i was getting a little abscessed with her as i would chat and play her video ... Continue»
Posted by jonneyboy 4 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

A helping hand

Come on, it's 6pm already! He mumbled to himself as a car pulled into the driveway of the shop. Everyone had already gone home and he just needed to finish closing up so he could go home too.

The car was pissing coolant everywhere, "Hey! Your car is leaking all over my driveway!" He said, half jokingly, half annoyed. Sheepishly, she pulled herself out of her car and began apologizing. He gave her the once over to see if she'd be worth the trouble... D, possibly double D, nice shape, a little padding here and there, and a decent ass... I wonder if she realizes that she's popping out the top ... Continue»
Posted by wasntme83 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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2-Love at the Mall

I'm the type of gal who likes a little something in her ass, so I will frequently plug my butthole with the smallest size of buttplug when I go out for a few hours to go shopping or run errands. I don't wear underwear, and it gives me a thrill to think that no one else knows that my tight puckered hole is being stretched open in a sexual way just underneath my short skirt. Last weekend I decided to go to the mall to buy a swim suit and began looking for my smallest plug. I had recently cleaned house on some of my sex toys and realized that I only had a large plug that made my butt too bloate... Continue»
Posted by wallybeaver 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Susanna Francessca. Perfect Exhibitionist.

This story has been received from another photographer who has pictures of Susanna. Sorry but no one gets to fuck her in this story. But, what an exhibitionist this girl is in so many of these stories that photographers have sent to me. Thanks to Cavey for this one.

“Oh yeah, what a girl. I did two photoshoots with her, having seen her advert for her and her studio on the back of Practical Photography magazine, in the UK. All the stories of her on here are right. She is such an exhibitionist.

I did one photoshoot of her in her studio. We got on really well and she seeme... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Episode 51 - HUMANS

HUMANS is a British-American TV series currently airing on AMC and in the UK Channel4, where humanoid robots called Synths are being bought as home helps, but increasingly becoming indistinguishable from humans. I have only watched episodes 1-4, so have to anticipate some of the plot lines. In episode 3 we see the gorgeous female Synth Anita standing in front of a speeding car to save Toby from being knocked off his cycle. She undresses in the garage so that Joe can assess the damage to her skin, but he seems incapable of seeing her as a sex object. Elsewhere a male Synth ... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 4 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The name of the game is Innocence

This is not a sex story but a tale about a game me and my friend Jess use to play called Innocence. The purpose of the game is to get a friend to push their limits and revel themselves pretending to be none the wiser to a designated person known as the receiver.

The rules of the game are as follows:
1. Only play innocence in a controlled environment
2. Never put yourself in any danger
3. Never play innocence were people may get offended
4. Always choose your receiver carefully

If you decide to play innocence you do so under your responsibility and do not blame anyone else in rega... Continue»
Posted by HollyHorn1 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My First b**st

Written by my cousin.
It was 9:30 am, and I had to go home to get some papers I’d left there. I entered quietly, because I didn’t want to wake Scott. Exactly why I didn’t want to wake him was a mystery to me: we had been dating for several months, and he’d moved in with me a couple of months back. He had been looking for a job since I’d known him (except for a short-term stint helping a friend out with his yard business), but he didn’t rise early enough to find one, it seemed to me. He assured me that these days, everything is done online, and he was really busting his ass to find work, but i... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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just story telling hope yall like it

Battle Of The Gods
Done By:
Ryugen - EvilAngel - & Segnas

~ Part 1 ~
[ Tokyo, Japan]
[ 8:00 P.M]
[ Tokyo City Park]

*Walking along the sidewalk with a bag of items he got from a anime shop*
"Hmm? It's already night time. Man I must have been in the store to long.

*Is wandering around in a daze with her pupils blown to the size of the iris and accidently shoulder checks Nicholas*


*Wanders on - Half off balance and muttering to herself*

"Hmm? Um...Are you ok?"

*Continues muttering*
"H-he's coming for... Continue»
Posted by masterkain 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Remote Possibilities Ch 1

As Andrew walked out the door he glanced at his older s****r, leant over the kitchen counter and reading her magazine. Holy shit he thought, his friends were right - she was a knockout. It was hard to admit that about her when she acted like such a bitch around him all the time, he wanted nothing to do with giving her any praise. But the truth remained, her luscious dark brown hair, pulled back in a ponytail, and below that a slim waist that led down to her graspable butt made her sexy simply from behind. But that wasn't all, her perky overflowing breasts that he had seen many times in her var... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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