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Samurai Time

(Reading "All-You-Can-Eat Buffet" and "Back For More" is helpful, but not required. Comments welcome.)

I woke to a mass of red hair in my face. I kissed the head it belonged to, and pulled the attached body closer. Something was amiss, however. It didn't feel like my wife's body. This one was a little bit thinner. Then it turned over, and all the previous night returned to me.

“Good morning,” Sally said.

“I'm not so sure. It was morning when we went to sl**p.” I looked at my phone on the nightstand. 12:01 p.m., as if to prove a point. I rolled onto my back, and pulled her head ont... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 468  |  
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crazed and aimlessly wanting

it all starts in the morning. i wake up and i need it bad. i manage to make it to work on time. it take so much will power to do anything. it's more like ignoring how much my body wants it. i day dream about writing. but i do want to make a connection. i hope someone picks this up. i'm trying to make you see, be here with me. naked on my chair. i want it to be real for you. i'm hard, on and off. my asshole is so aroused from the cold wood chair. my arm pits are a little sweaty. i like writing about my biggest turn ons. in great detail. but maybe you want to hear something real? there's plenty ... Continue»
Posted by wolfbuddah 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 560  |  
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Chris Grffin pt 1

Chapter 1

This story is just something I made up when I was bored. It's not supposed to be good or bad,just an idea that popped into my head. Also, it's not canon to my other f****y Guy fanfiction,The Unknown Griffin, so don't expect to see Cindy, Britney or Jessica here. Enjoy this...thing.

Hello. You mayhave heardabout me. My name is Chris Griffin, and not much is known about me. I'm mainly considered a "space occupier", among other things, but that's only because everyone's too busypaying attention to either Brian, Stewie or Peter. There's a lot more to me than what is seen on the sur... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 693  |  
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Chris Grffin pt 2

I climbed out of bed, yawning. It was Monday -brilliant. Everybody's favourite day, I don't think. At least I wouldbe able to see Clio and her s****r, my crush Jennifer again - they had been on vacation inBarbados for two months now. For Clio, that probablywould have been Hell. Her parents probablyf***ed her to go outside andsocialise, and Cliowould rather blow her own brains out than do that - though I think every f******n year oldgirl these days thinks that way.

In school, Clio, TJ, Matty, Jennifer and I were all having lunch. Clio, who generallystays away from her younger s****r, looked ... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 516  |  
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Woman's Daughter Loves Her Horse

"Woman's Daughter Loves Her Horse" by Katherine Walker

Prelude: A mature woman with a beautiful slender body narrates this story about the day she found out why her sexy skinny daughter Amy spends so much time in the barn with her horse.

The woman's story starts now:

It is really hot today, so I am sitting on the back porch watching my daughter Amy washing her horse "Brute" over by the barn. She gets him wet then applies soap and brushes him good. Brute turns all white for a while then she hoses him down and brushes him again.

Amy got her clothes damp from washing him, so she strip... Continue»
Posted by grandpabill 2 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 26901  |  
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The Niece pt 2

The long three hour car ride backto Quahog took longer than expected when Peter discovered a KISScarnival. He pulled intothe packed parking lot and searchedeverywhere for a spot. He finally found one by the entrance, turned off the engine, and without thinking about his f****y, ran out of the car to the carnival. Lois watched as Peter anxiously waited in line for the tickets. She shook her headand turned around to face the c***dren.

"I'm sorryabout this k**s." She sighed.

Brianna lookedout the window from the trunk andlaughed, "He looks like a 10-year-old waiting inline." The f****yall t... Continue»
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The Niece

Peter Griffin walked into his kitchenand grabbed himself an ice cold beer from the fridge after his long hard dayof doing nothing, but sit on his couch and watch the marathon of DuckDynasty. He tooka sip of his beer when the phone began toring. Peter lookedat the phone as it rang; blaring through the Griffin household, then took another sip of his beer, ignoring the phone.

"Peter," His wife Lois calledfrom their bedroom. "Can you get that? I know you're in the kitchen."

Peter sighed, "Damn it." I hate answering the phone." He said tohimself. He walked up to the phone and answered. "Whois... Continue»
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The Niece pt 1

Peter Griffin walked into his kitchenand grabbed himself an ice cold beer from the fridge after his long hard dayof doing nothing, but sit on his couch and watch the marathon of DuckDynasty. He tooka sip of his beer when the phone began toring. Peter lookedat the phone as it rang; blaring through the Griffin household, then took another sip of his beer, ignoring the phone.

"Peter," His wife Lois calledfrom their bedroom. "Can you get that? I know you're in the kitchen."

Peter sighed, "Damn it." I hate answering the phone." He said tohimself. He walked up to the phone and answered. "Whois... Continue»
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Boatscrew

Boatscrew
So we up anchored or at least unstrung the thing from the pontoon and with the diesel throbbing, off we set. Now me I ain`t no sailor, so this was to be a hit and miss affair, health and safety would have a kitten if they knew. Mandy and I had won the lottery and on an impulse had bought a cruiser, yes I know, daft wasn`t it. Anyway, we needed to get the thing home and my persuasive misses, Mandy, had convinced me that midsummer, flat sea and it would be a breeze to get back to Essex, from Brighton if we took a can or two of fuel and our road map, kept the coast in sight and wandere... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 560  |  
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Smurfette's Absolution part3

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that were created by someone else

Claimer: Go to my profile to view my characters

After driving just a few more minutes, me and Chernov were just about at the Colony. Chernov tookus through one of the many checkpoints leading intoit, it was guardedbyan armed smurf who looks tired and readyto fall asl**p. But when we came near, the greensmurf stoodstraight up with his eyes wide open.

Chernov drove up next tohim and rolled down the driver-side window, "At ease." he told the green smurf.

"Oh," he mumbled, "Thankyou."

The green smurf soon coll... Continue»
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They saw my pussy at a wedding reception.

I had dated this guy and went with him to a wedding reception. He took me shopping for the occassion, and we both settled on a cute form fitting beige tank dress, and matching heels. He kept the dress until the day of the reception and it was then that I discovered that he had the hem shortened. The dress was cut very short, well above mid-thigh when I was standing, and I'd really have to be careful when I sat. I didn't wear panties, because he didn't want me to (and I don't wear them hardly ever) and thought I would just have to be careful. Oh well, I thought I looked hot, and so did my date.... Continue»
Posted by HulaGirl 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3992  |  
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Smurfette's Absolution part1

Not my Story...credit to unknown author
Chapter1

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The annoying pounding onmyfront door just as morning came around was enough to wake me from myslumber, I heardBabySmurf cry from the rude awakening. I scrambled out of bedand rushed to the front door, a bit steamed from the banging. When I openedit, I saw a smurf staring at me with lovestruck eyes, he heldupsome flowers that appear to be freshlypicked.

"Hi Smurfette," he said in a lovely tone, "Can we goout on a... Continue»
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Smurfette's Absolution part2

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that were created by someone else

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I didn't went outside for anything for the entire day, I stayed indoors and shut myself awayfrom the outside world. I was so hurt that I couldn't thinkstraight, I couldn't listen, nor do I wanna speakto anybody. It felt like the worldhad ended for me and my life is over. Luckily Rachael stayed by my side during the entire day, she only leaves if she needs to use the bathroom, or take me tothe bathroom.

Papa Smurf finally found out about what happenedand stopped by ... Continue»
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Beauty and the Smurf pt 2

Beauty and the Smurf Chapter 2: Secrets Revealed & Decision

For a few split seconds, no one in the castle knew what to say. It was strange enough that Lotus and Paige are from the future. But for them to know Valentina the fairy godmother is even stranger… Finally, Papa spoke, “Lotus, Paige, how do you two know Valentina the fairy godmother?” Lotus answered without hesitation, “Mademoiselle Valentina was our next-door neighbor in Paris. But tha’ still doesn’t explain why she iz here…” King Gerard had kept quiet the whole time the conversation went on. He had learned early on from Homnibus t... Continue»
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Beauty and the Smurf epilogue

Beauty and the Smurf Prologue: Freedom at Last

New York City, NY

It was a warm mid-June evening in the Big Apple. All was quiet unless people worked in bars, night clubs, and so on within the metro city area. However, this night also has a couple of youngsters on the run. A pair of 18 year old female twins, one had long, mid-back length, curly wine red hair and emerald green eyes while the other had short, shoulder length, curly auburn hair and pale green eyes, both having lightly tan skin were running through some of the slummy alleyways. They had a reason to run for tonight, their Fren... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 152  |  
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my diary

when i turned legal drinking age i drank a lot. then i got married and didnt really drink for 12yrs. then i got divorced and....well, you can figure the rest out. most of my memories are hazy and i will fill in the gaps using...ahem..."creative license". at the end of each story i will give the facts of what happened as i recall them. so that being said...on with the stories! jules

i was sitting in what i guess you would call a drinkers bar. you know the type. no grill. n... Continue»
Posted by drakken221 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 721  |  
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Sub hubby in the kitchen, true story

I was feeling rather horny, we had planned to have some sexy playtime later in the afternoon, but my pussy was tingling and I couldn't wait any longer, I wanted tongue in my pussy.
Cole was in the lounge watching TV, just relaxing in his favorite recliner chair. I went to the bed room and got his sub gear out of the wardrobe, leather body harness, collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and cockring.
I walked into the lounge and stood in front of Cole, " take your clothes off, put these on and get int the kitchen" I ordered.
I could see his cock spring to attention , almost bursting the sipper in his... Continue»
Posted by Snagglepuss33 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 948  |  
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Unplanned Ultimate Sex With Swati



This story is about Swati (name changed for obvious reasons) and me. It all started when I was in std 12(2005). It was winter time and all schools were closed for Christmas. After scoring high grades in 10th, I moved to the capital city and was staying in a PG. My father’s ex colleague and his wife were my LG and were the only people I knew in the city. It was f****y of 4 : Husband, wife, daughter Swati(23 yrs) and son sanju (20). Lemme tell you about Sonam. She
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Posted by bava12 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 652  |  
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Woman's Daughter Teaches Her Dog a New Trick

"Woman's Daughter Teaches Her Dog a New Trick" by Katherine Walker.

Prelude: A sexy skinny eighteen year old girl enjoys having sex with her dog. The daughter's mother does not object because she enjoys watching the giant Great Dane dog fuck her.

This is the mother's story:

I am sitting in the kitchen having a nice cold lemonade when my daughter Amy pulls open the sliding door and comes in with her dog "Damien". We selected Damien because both of us love big "Great Dane" dogs. He stands over six feet tall when he is on his back legs and probably weighs more than her.

Anyway, Amy ru... Continue»
Posted by grandpabill 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 27802  |  
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Finally the house to Ourselves

Lisa and i finally got to get a chance at have anal sex at her parents house. We built up the whole week of sexual desires for this...Saturday finally arrived...I wake up cold since it was still winter. I do my daily routine of breakfast,shower, and dress for the day. But, today was gonna be exciting. I waited all morning for a text from Lisa(gf) who would give me the signal for when her parents were leaving for the day...I was sitting around watching t.v. just surfing the channels. Till I hear a buzzing from my cell next to me. Text read "parents just left give me 20mins." I got ready and to... Continue»
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