Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 5
My friend and her boyfriend were staying in my flat while her parents had their house remodelled. I’d given them my bedroom and I had the couch.
I got in at 8am exhausted from work, normally they were having breakfast right now but nothing. I went to my bedroom door and knocked, no answer, I opened the door to find the bed made so I got out of my work clothes, put them in the laundry basket, had a shower and changed into my joggers. I came out of my room, sat on the couch and turned the tv on “Morning tv is shit” I said to myself. I laid down, closed my eyes and hoped to drift off to sl**p.... Continue»
I am Sumanth Name Changed nick name raj with my first true experience. I’m regular reader of professionally I am a call boy in Mysore now but your eagerly wants to know how I become a call boy? So this is my true story for you. My earlier stories are and my house owner’s sexy daughter, fucking Guajarati house wife, call boy at your service. You can mail me your comment
My dick size is 8”long 4 inches wide stamina 2 hours good looking average body and I was in Pune that time living with my friend’s flat. His flat located in
I am Praveen from southern part of Kerala. I am 22 year old guy with 6.2 inches ht and 73 kg weight. I would like to tell you a story of mine with my mother. Her name is Shooba. She is 48 year old housewife. She had a sexy fig of 38c-32-42. She has deep oval shaped navels which make her sexier in sari. She wears her sari below her navel. She wears nighty at home. My father is working abroad and comes home once in a week. It was 2 years ago first I had sex with her.
One day I came home from college at noon as the class was su
He walked up right as we did. He eyed me up and down like he wanted to eat me. He asked Jason ‘is this going to ruin our friendship. Are you going to treat me like shit because I fucked your girl?’ Jason was honest. He said ‘I love her more than you can ever imagine. But I fucked up so bad she deserves a damn good fuck and total revenge.’ This boy grew up with us. He was in my sixth grade class.
Jason busted out with ‘I popped lauren’s cherry and I was never going to tell her about it. My b*****r ratted me out. You know lauren has treated her like shit even though they were best fucking fri... Continue»
wish I could say having scott make my pussy shoot a quart of cum made my rage towards his b*****r fade at least a little bit. I had all weekend to dwell on my closest female friend renting a room to lose her virginity to my life-long companion. I contemplated burning her house down. I contemplated taking a baseball bat to his balls. I decided to remain relatively calm. I planned a different type of revenge.
I guess I should tell you more about lauren. I was totally separated from normal k**s in sixth grade. I met all the other k**s from local schools also in the gifted program. I didn’t ha... Continue»
Close Call by: KS44
I’ll start by setting the scene. It’s Saturday morning, my wife and her s****r and her daughter who were staying with us on their vacation, had gotten up early and headed out for a day of shopping and doing girl things.
I woke up to a quiet house. Getting out of bed I used the bathroom then putting on my robe, headed down the hall and into the kitchen to make some coffee. My wife had left about two cups worth in the pot but it was cold. I poured a cup and put it in the microwave to re-warm it. The microwave beeped, I took out the cup of now hot coffee, added ... Continue»
Morning 7:00 am college lectures till 1:30, then lunch and back to hostel; in evening some light refreshment and sports time. This was used to be my daily routine when I was in one of the reputed boarding college of Chhattisgarh. Let me introduce to my lovely lady Anita madam who was our biology teacher. She too has a average height of 5 feet, skin complexion black with a voluptuous figure of 32-30-34. She always used to wear sari and she had long hairs and used to keep one strand of hair in front of her face which always would
Hi, this is Lalita again and I’m 19years old. I’ve dated only 3 guys in my life and had sex with one. I love having physical relationships. I’m 5 foot 5 in, slim, and my stats are 36-28-36. I have fairly big boobs and I love having them admired from men. This is my second story and I’m happy that you liked my first one “Boob pressed by rickshawala.” so here it goes…
So, it had been three weeks but still the memory was fresh as new in my head. It went on and on like a tape in my mind making me horny every time. Though, it was
This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.
Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.
Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
A BBW friend of mine, in her own words...
Hi, my name is Danni, I'm 26 and I guess you'd call me a British BBW. Basically I'm fat lol. Anyway, as well as being lardy I'm also windy. Or as you would say gassy. Basically, on account of IBS, I fart like a thoroughbred racehorse lol!
And over the years I've come to know that men just love it when I do!
It all started when I was 19. I've always been blessed with a big round arse and my boyfriend at the time just loved it (not the first, won't be the last!) He was really into facesitting too. Let's call him Craig. One day, I was straddlin... Continue»
I was a wreck about four days before prom. I couldn’t sl**p. I knew I was attracted to Jason but my feelings for scott were based on severe infatuation. I was actually painting my toenails when I heard a soft knock on my sliding glass door. I didn’t know which b*****r it would be. I can’t lie I wanted it to be scott.
I hobbled over to the door and let him in. I had to rag on him. I said ‘I thought you were going to make me wait. He didn’t even answer. I was so not wearing cute pajamas. I was totally wearing one of the t-shirts they give you when you donate bl**d. It didn’t mat... Continue»
by Jennifer Lorissa-Leigh
"I tell you, Arnie, something's going on in there." Jeremy spoke as he and his friend looked upon the university's Institute for Human Sexual Studies. "I know Jerry went in there, and never came out."
"Maybe he just quit school and went home to Nebraska, like they said," Arnie suggested. "What could possibly be in there that would cause someone to disappear?"
"I don't know. Some kind of foul play's going on... maybe one of the professors is a serial killer, or something like that. I gotta get in there. I'm getting to the bottom of this."
"Why don't you c... Continue»
What a gorgeous exhibitionist this girl is. There are pictures and videos of her at:
I photographed her once at her studio and she was such an amazing model. Then I phoned her a month later and suggested a photoshoot outside. She suggested a place near Warwick Castle. We got there fairly early, so there wouldn’t be many people about.
We were stood up pretty high on a hill one side that led down to where the castle was and the other side led to some woods. Susanna had on a white dress with thin shoulder straps. After a few shots she let the shoul... Continue»
I get so many requesting asking why I choose my Boss, to be my mystery love partner. I am in late 20s and my Boss is in his late 50s. I worked for him for 5 years, during that time he never made any moves trying to get me to have sex with him. I see him only 2 days a week t work, I do his books.
My Boss came into money through his wife f****y. She is in her early 60s. They have several business that they own. My Boss is well to do thanks yo her.
One day about 2 years ago, my Boss approached me and told me he seen my husband and one of his emplyee at a hotel in Switzerland. A retr
Tony woke up on Saturday morning feeling excited without knowing exactly why. He tried to sit up, but his left arm was pinned down by Sarah's body. This was normal for a Saturday morning, since she tended to sl**p at Tony's house on Fridays.
The reason he was excited suddenly hit him. On Tuesday, Sarah had told him they were going shopping today. This had been right after a great fucking-session in which Tony had been dressed in Sarah's old school uniform and she'd fucked him with a strap-on dildo. It had been a very kinky evening.
Very carefully and gently, Tony extracted his arm from u... Continue»
Amy woke up around dusk, based on the amount of light coming through her bedroom window. She'd fallen asl**p, her new horse-cock still hard and inside her best friend, Lucy.
Lucy was awake, watching Amy sl**p, and apparently enjoying the cock that was still inside her and hard again. Lucy was bouncing slowly and gently on Amy's cock and smiled when she noticed her friend had awoken.
"Good evening, sl**ping Beauty," Lucy said, in a slightly strained voice. She couldn't keep her pleasure out of her voice.
Amy smiled and pushed Lucy off of her, rolling on top of her and kissing her nec... Continue»
Amy awoke, startled by the shrill chiming of her alarm. She settled back into her pillow and looked sideways at her clock. Reading the digital display she sat bolt-upright.
"8:30? Shit, I'm going to be so late!"
Amy jumped out of bed and dressed as quickly as she could in her jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. As soon as she was decent she rushed downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a banana and an apple for breakfast. She'd have to skip the normal coffee and cereal if she was going to get to college on time.
She rushed over the road to her bus stop just as the bus arrived. She sat at... Continue»
Put Your Muffin Where Your Mouth is, Mandy
Written by irish4skin
Mandy Muffin as herself
Josephine James as herself T-Girl Candy Surprise as herself
MILF Delilah as Linda Herrin T-Girl Carla Novaes as herself
Corina Curves as Dr. Carolyn Dick T-Girl Elisangel as herself
Donita Dunes as herself Sasha Grey as herself
T-Girl Adriana Rodriguez as Salina T-Girl Mariana Cordoba as Sama... Continue»
Kristen awoke as the sun was coming through the leaves of the trees... she felt completely refreshed, and rather glad to be so well-clothed.
As she walked along, she found a little side-path that led to a stream... thinking it would be nice to take a bath, Kristen stripped off her peasant-girl outfit that she'd gotten from the b**st's castle and climbed in. Splashing and playing she almost felt like an entirely new person!
Suddenly, the whinny of a horse made her turn around... and she gasped. The most beautiful man she'd ever seen in her entire life was atop the horse, in fine glitterin... Continue»
My partner and I share a fantasy about me watching her have sex with another man more me than her at this point. She is seriously the best partner in the world and has started to have a seriously sexual side to her more so now than when we first met, we decided that we would go for it even tho she was still abit unsure about it...i joined a online dating site and made her profile pic to one where she was all done up ready to go out with her short blonde hair and I tight short blk dress, it wasn't long until we found a guy called mark for her to date. Colette went on a couple of nights out, ... Continue»