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It had been nearly two months since I had sex with Andrew my now ex baby sitter and boy was I missing him well his cock that is,
The day he came and told me he was now leaving I managed to give him a blow job in the garage while my husband was in the garden with the k**’s I would have fucked him there and then if it wasn’t for the fact we might get caught,
Still he was happy and I had something off him to keep me going,
I can still feel and taste him cum today,
My husband has been at home for the last two months and so he has kept me topped up with sex don’t get me wrong he’s a great lo... Continue»
“Daddy!” someone whined. “Wake uuuuup!”
Jake’s nostrils were filled with a familiar scent of strawberry bodywash. He inhaled deeply and smiled.
“I know you’re awake,” Petra complained.
“Shoosh,” Jake said, wrapping his arms around the girl who had woken him from his nap by straddling his lap. “sl**p time is now.”
Petra whined again, pushing her breasts in Jake’s face. He noticed that they were uncovered, and his eyes snapped open. “Petra, your mother-”
“She’s out,” Petra said, smiling down at him. “Cheryl picked her up for a girls’ night.”
Jake relaxed, kissing the soft skin ... Continue»
The following is another true story from my wild and reckless youth.
There's no other way to put this politely: Elizabeth was a cocksucker.
She sucked boyfriends, friends, men at clubs, men at parties, her personal trainer and even, one time, an acquaintance of her dad's. Rich, spoiled, bright, and wild, she had long red hair and a naturally buxom figure that made heads turn and dicks spring to attention.
Her mouth, though, was her best feature. Wide and deep, with naturally wet puffy lips and a long tongue, it seemed as though was sculpted by the hand of the creator to give me... Continue»
A horny housewife finds herself unable to resist the advances of her daughter’s new boyfriend.
Under His Spell
When I felt the hand of my daughter’s boyfriend on my ass, I didn’t say anything.
How would you have reacted? We’d been asking Georgia to invite her boyfriend around for weeks now—we didn’t know anything about him, except that the two of them seemed to be getting along. My husband and I had literally no idea what to expect—and yet, Ash still managed to surprise us.
He was eighteen, the same age as Georgia, but he held himself with the confidence of a m... Continue»
I would just like to point out I'm kinda bisexual but I kinda need a feminine edge normally, I like shemales and females the most if I'm honest. This however, was an opportunity I could not turn down. I've condensed sections of this in to separate days, so you get a sense of how long this has build up.
It all started when I began classes at my college, there was a younger guy just turned 18. He's NEVER admitted to being gay, I honestly think he just wanted to cum so bad he'd let anyone do it because he can't 'figure it out' I was amazed that in this day and age that a guy can't figur... Continue»
<Funny story from the news>
A British man discovered his wife used her lover’s sperm to get pregnant at a Spanish clinic
A court ruling from the case is now raising questions about fertility treatment procedures
Six years after attending the birth of his son, and bringing him up as his own, a British man who shall be referred to as Mr X discovered that his ex-wife, Ms Y, had tricked him: the c***d was another man’s. It’s an old story, but with a new twist. The infidelity did not take place in a motel room, but inside a test tube.
The story dates back to 2004, when the wealthy cou... Continue»
So I was staying over with a friend down south for a week. Barry lived with his mum and she had a nice big house a few miles outside of the city in a nice rural patch. Essentially that week came to consist of drinking, playing videogames and sl**ping a lot. I couldn't get over just how peaceful the place was, not to mention how lush the house and the guest bedroom was too!
Teresa was stunning in her mid-forties and her only son, Barry, had grown accustomed to the fact that she was staying single and playing away or having company whenever she saw fit. That apparently wasn't much, but it did... Continue»
House Party with my wife
I am Anil , an engineer by qualification and profession in a reputed company. I had few sexual encounters during high school and college life. Two of them were co -students from neighborhood. I enjoyed with few call girls also.
I got married at age of 25 with a 22 year young attractive girl ,Divya. She was very fair, tall of 5’5” , well proportionate figure , at time of marriage her vital stats were 34 x22x32 but after two years of marriage her bust ,waist and hips increased to 36 x 24x 34. I was insisting for a baby but she wanted to wait for some time. After 2 ye... Continue»
Hello, this is my first submission. It was a story idea that came to me one day. I almost came in my pants writing it and I hope you all enjoy cumming to it ;). I always found the thought of masturbating with a member of the opposite sex really hot, so here's my fiction. Everyone in this story is completely fictional and not based on real people. Leave your feedback here, I'd really appreciate it, and please tell me if you want a sequel! I made a few edits after posting.
An ... Continue»
I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.
Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.
She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
It's a late night my boyfriend, bestfriend, and I were watching a movie Megan and I on one couch talking about the movie and giving each other back massages and Tristian on the other playing on his phone. Megan had her back to me laying between my legs. It must of felt good because I could feel her running her hand up and down my leg. I didn't know if she was trying to start anything so I took a chance. We were under a blanket so Tristian couldn't see what I was about to do. I massage one of my hands down her back and around to the front of her pajama shorts. They were loose shorts so I had n... Continue»
Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.
Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening babe.im rained off. Gone for a beer.'
She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"
"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"
"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."
" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"
"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»
This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Last night I performed anal sex with another man. It was one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had in my life, mostly because I’d gradually given in to impotence over the last half a decade without knowing what to do about it. I didn’t want to see a doctor because it was too embarrassing an ordeal to put myself through.
I share a house with an openly gay male, Michael, who has lived here for the past year. It was purely for financial reasons and also to have a bit of good company around, to help me to feel less isolated from the world. Michael has had numerous bed mates around on regular ... Continue»
Jake had been feeling pretty good about himself lately. He had answered two more “summons” as Danica’s “not-Jake” in the last week, and it was starting to make a marked difference in the girl. She was bolder, more outspoken and confident, and smiled a lot more. It was as if some great burden of stress had been lifted from her. Which made sense, because in a way it was true. Danica liked being brought down to the level of an a****l; in fact, she loved it. She’d told him as much after their last fantasy encounter. She felt like all her fear and shyness got beat out of her, tempering her until sh... Continue»
Guys, I just wanna say thank you so much for being such great readers. I love all your PMs and comments and suggestions. It's great knowing that you enjoy my work so much.
Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
A warm, gentle breeze blew across Jilnar Jardaly's sexy bikini-clad body, caressing her completely hairless skin, which was as smooth as silk and as gold as honey. She loved nothing more than chartering a private yacht on the beautiful Pacific Ocean, nor did two of her closest girlfriends who had come to enjoy the Caribbean getaway with her. It was just the three girls together, along with the yacht's owner and captain, a local girl named Elly, who was every bit as hot and gorgeous as Jilnar and her two beautiful fellow television media celebrity girlfriends, Basinah and Fahada.
They were a... Continue»
"Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well..."
The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78,
sighed as she sat down on her sofa.
The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop,
which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap.
She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia.
It was very early in the morning, still dark outside,
and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes.
Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do.
Steal Bond's money.