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Walking Dead Sex

There are no words between you and Beth. She is still on top of you and you are staring into each other's eyes. You want this moment never to end, but Maggie will not let that happen.
"Ok Beth, get off that pig and let's get you cleaned up." Beth looks at Maggie then back at you.
"That's right... You are a pig." Beth says as she reaches down and playfully tweaks your nipple. Then she bends over and gives you one more kiss. Then she goes upstairs with Maggie and the girls and leaves you alone.
As you get off the table you forgot how sore your ass is but even that couldn't stop you from sm... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 471  |  
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Skype horny chat CuteLea & Bleuchanel69 sex ta

That's a hot chat I just had one hour ago with a fantastic english teen. As a lot of men ask me how I find girls, maybe they can find some tips there. I put a screen-shot at the end of the text. Comment if you like, I can post other hot talks I had and I will have ^^

I only modified CuteLéa by Lea and bleuchanel69 by Me - should be easier to read -, and hidded the town where she lives. It may be sometimes a little boring, but it is the real chat we had. Comment also if you don't like ;)



[17:33:19] Lea: hey sorry i havent spoken to you in ages :( i lost my laptop charger so i h... Continue»
Posted by bleuchanel69_skypeme 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 628  |  
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Little S*s

Miranda my little s****r just lay on my bed watching me get changed for bed. She reminded me of a cat the way she lie there unmoving her long raven black hair pillowed around her head, but it was her soft dark eyes half closed yet watching every movement with keen interest that told me she wasn’t here out of innocent boredom.

It was when I started to open my blue jeans that her eyes finally came open and she slightly lifted her head. I pushed down my pants and underwear together then stopped before my dick sprang into view. “Why do you come in here and watch me change every night”? I asked ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8574  |  
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Claimed by Ben

This is a story about Ben, my 3 year old German Sheppard/Cross, Mostly Cross, and me. I
got him as a puppy before I married Lee.<p>
I'm a 24 year old woman, and for the past 2 years, married to Lee, a wonderful man who is 2
years older than me. I had known him from high school. He is a truck driver and owns a couple
of trucks that cause him to to be gone for anywhere between a week and a
month at a time. I asked him to put a driver in to the second truck too, but he insisted we
couldn't afford it and he felt better taking care of the new truck him self rather than a careless driver.... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3028  |  
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Walking in on Daddy

I wake up in the middle of the night and look over at the clock. It's about 1:30am. I'm a little parched so I decide to go to the kitchen and grab a drink of water. I walk slowly and carefully through the dark hallway and then down the stairs. When I reach the bottom of the stairs I hear a little noise in the background and figure someone must be up watching TV. I continue to through the downstairs hall past the dining room and into the kitchen. As I get closer I begin to make out the noise. I hear faint moans and screams coming from the living room.

"Haha my stupid b*****r must be down her... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8126  |  
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Landlords Dog

Shelly is an average girl with brunette hair and brown eyes who is 30 years old. She works at a bank and lives in an apartment building. Its owned by a fat 50 year old black man with grayish black hair and beard named Mr. Meaner who looks 60. When Shelly first met him she was intimidated but found him to be nice as well as his rottweiler Buck. They were the only two to live down stairs. There was her and the landlords apartment as well as one other that he left open for visiting f****y. Also the lobby and the laundry room that everyone used. Above them were three more floors and each floor wit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2707  |  
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My Horse

The year I turned 16 was a spectacular one, my parents were both partners in a growing law firm down in Tennesee and were acquiring a steady flow of new customers. I had been attending an all girl’s private school, complete with a tacky white blouse, navy checkered skirt and ridiculous white stockings and loafers, at least they were expensive. However the uniform was built for girls, and I was not one. By 16 years of age I already had a round pair of double D breast with what I considered dainty nipples at their centers. I was tall enough at 5’8” weighing in at only 120 lbs and was pleased wit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7847  |  
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The Day I Became a Sex Slave


My name is Emma and this is the story of how I became a sex slave. I was to be turning thirteen in another 4 months. I have three older triplet b*****rs that are 17 years old. Also my mom and dad are very strict. If we don’t do our chores or get in trouble at school then they would spank us. It was always very humiliating because if we did something wrong then everyone, even guests would be gathered in the living room and whichever one of us was to be disciplined would roll two dice and the results of the roll will determine how many times each person in the room spanked you. Also everyone h... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3259  |  
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no fucking chapter one

It’s time to play hard. Last night I got caught up in a fit of rage. I introduced the group of boys known as ‘the losers.’ Brent was a tall dork with a bad haircut and raging teenage acne. In his memory I was not girlfriend material. He hadn’t dated a girl and he was a sophomore. I entered the equation as a delinquent freshman pretending to be innocent. Another night I will tell you the story of devious behavior before I was a freshman. How I lost my virginity is a totally different story. Being in the gifted program I developed a double life. All of my academic peers were wealthy, w... Continue»
Posted by linmarris 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2328  |  
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Sara hitching a ride

Hitching a Ride in My Bikini


By SaraOz and billy69boy




My name is Sara, and this is based on a true story of a ride I got home from the beach. I was planning to take the bus home after taking a shower in the changing room. I had put my bag on the seat but it fell off and when I opened the shower curtain, my shorts and top were in the water on the floor. I had no choice but to put my bikini back on, as at least it was dry. I missed the bus, so I started walking up the road to go to a bus stop a few streets over to get another bus that would take me home.

*****

My name is Bla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3830  |  
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The Hooker's Tale

The Hooker's Tale
Recounted during her holy pilgrimage with her sinful s****rn and their devoted slaves, along the Street of Shame, to the sacred shrine of the Dress Shop and the Champagne Bar.
(with apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer)

What is it about all the dirty fuckers who pick up hookers like me in the street.
There is certainly none of this shite about virginity and fidelity. Except for a deluded
few, they all want dirty girls. They want high-risk sex with dirty sluts who will give
them a dose as like as not. They want to stick their dirty dicks in a filthy hole that
still... Continue»
Posted by Pelops1 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 361  |  
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Tentacle impregnation

I had just finished a session up at the gym and began walking back to my car. It was dark out and the large car park was empty, nobody could see me. I was wearing just a tight grey leotard.

My big bulging cock showing clearly up my stomach, small wet patch from a little pre cum, my tits free, no bra, nipples erect from the cold, wobbling as I walked, along with my ass and thighs.

As I got to my car I got in and got myself comfortable, suddenly I was locked in my own car, from under my seat crawled fleshy huge tentacles in the shape of huge cocks, all dripping pre cum. They tied me to m... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 2535  |  
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SAO

This is chapter 16.5 from SAO


Asuna plopped down naked on the sofa and glared defiantly at me.
"...Kirito, hurry up and take your clothes off," she said in an authoritative tone.
"What...w-we're continuing?"
"It would be stupid if we stopped here!!"
I hurriedly complied. Opening the window indicated by Asuna, I toggled off the option buried deep within the menu.
Because of the hurried start, there was no romantic mood to speak of. Sitting on the bed which was slightly too small for the two of us, we slowly did as much as the system would allow.
The dim blue moonlight filtered throug... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 537  |  
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Caught by twin sis

(i did not write this)

I guess I didn't hear the door open. I was too busy. Too busy jerking off to a porn movie on pay per view. The next thing I did hear was my twin s****r, Lacy gasping.

"My god, Larry. What in the world are you doing?"

Her timing was lousy. Or maybe it wasn't. Depends on how you look at the situation. I had reached the point of no return. My cock had begun spouting a gigantic load of cum. I couldn't have stopped if I'd wanted to. The first load hit me square between the eyes.

Most of my second load hit my open mouth and was halfway down my throat before I reali... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 26719  |  
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Charlotte and her friends little sister

I did not write this story

After a night out I stayed over at my friends sl**ping in the spare room. In the morning my friend had work and left without waking me but she told me the night before she had work and I could stay until she got home again.

Waking up in the morning I felt groggy and tired but one thing I did notice was I woke up with morning glory, I was rock solid and made a huge tent of the quilt. I needed to sort this out. I slid my hand down into my panties where it was stretching them and slid them off allowing my cock to grow to it's full size, I was so horny and instant... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 2907  |  
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Flashy Toy pickup

Six years ago, my wife purchased a train set off the internet from a woman in San Antonio, Tx. I worked in the area where the woman lived so she asked me to stop by and pick up the trains.

A couple of days later I was working in the area, I work for a fortune 500 company. I called the woman and informed her that I'm minutes away. She had a very soft sexy voice which got me day dreaming of what she looked like. It was around 1pm as I drove through this nice neighborhood. I found the womans home and parked in her driveway. I also noticed the neighbor across the street was sitting in a lawn ch... Continue»
Posted by hearbare 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 879  |  
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रेलगाड़ी में मिली

रेलगाड़ी में मिली एक यौवना



प्रिय दोस्तो, जैसा मैंने पिछली कहानी ‘दिल्ली की साक्षी’ में अपनी आपबीती सुनाई। आप सब लोग इतना पसंद करेंगे, मैंने कभी सोचा नहीं था ! आज मैं आपको अभी हाल में ही घटी एक घटना के बारे में बताता हूँ।

आप सब जानते हैं कि मैं एक सॉफ्टवेयर इंजिनियर हूँ और ऑफिस के काम के सिलसिले में अक्सर बाहर जाना पड़ता है। अगस्त में जन्माष्टमी के दो दिन पहले मुझे ऑफिस के काम से मथुरा जाना पड़ा ! मैं मथुरा ट्रेन से जा रहा था, मैं सुबह की ट्रेन से जा रहा था, जिस कोच में मेरा सीट थी, उसके बगल में ही एक औरत कह लो या 24-25 साल की लड़की, मुझे नहीं पता वो शादीशुदा थी या कुंवारी पर जो भी खुदा... Continue»
Posted by stonesara734 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1080

Taboo spell

Wanda the Witch. That was what they called her at Bradford High School. Not because she was ugly or anything like that. In fact, quite the opposite was true as she was one of the prettiest girls in school. She couldn't remember exactly when she got the nickname. It just began when one of the girls at school joked that she must be a witch as every time anybody got on her bad side, weird things would begin to happen to them.

And, unfortunately today was one of those days for Daphne Cones. Daphne was Wanda's boyfriend, Norris's mother. Wanda and Norris had been planning on spending the weekend... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1848  |  
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Surprise

I did not write this, if you did and want me to take it down just say so.

His Surprise

The k**s were off to grandma's so they had the night to themselves. It had been a while since they had any real privacy, and at first they seemed lost in the silence that fell like a blanket over their otherwise frantic domain. Matt uncorked a bottle of good wine and suggested that they play a game of backgammon on the back patio and enjoy the sunset and each other.

While they played, their three dogs romped about the spacious acre of green grass that was their backyard. Beau, the black lab, was Mat... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 414  |  
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TV Cuckolds

A lazy, inattentive manc***d marries a hot, nagging wife. It's a television trope, a device that allows for lots of storyline hijinks. The characters' sex lives are barely implied or even nonexistant on screen, but what if

10. Temperance Brennan, BONES

Bones is no one's doting, submissive wife. She is unemotional & unattached; early in the series we learn that she enjoys casual NSA sex. A frequent diatribe from her is that the anthropological need for monogamy is outmoded. Bones would take a lover & coldly admonish you for if you were upset by it. Temperance is also one of the more like... Continue»
Posted by poobah 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 481  |  
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