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I was on secondment to a local authority for 12 months and the team I was working with had a conference someone had to attend providing a promotion stand. For various reasons none of the permanent staff were able to attend as it meant an overnight stay, so Sarah my boss and I were the delegates.
We arrived at the hotel late afternoon, went to our rooms to clean up and agreed to meet in the bar for a pre-dinner drink.
Showered & changed, at about 5, I wandered down, Sarah arrived only a couple of minutes later.
“I feel better for getting the days grime off” she declared, as she sat down.... Continue»
Growing up in the same neighbourhood as Amy Jones and Samantha Williams, he'd known them from a distance since they were both knee-high to a grasshopper.
Growing up in the same neighbourhood as Amy Jones and Samantha Williams, he'd known them from a distance since they were both knee-high to a grasshopper. But he couldn't remember a single time when the two of them were not together.
If either of them had been in the least bit plain, they would have drawn snide comments from other schoolc***dren about their sexuality, no doubt, perhaps even earning nicknames suggesting that ... Continue»
Julia and her b*****r recount events from their past. Brittany adds something different to their existing dynamic.
House Party -
Hi. I'm Julia. Julia isn't my real name.
The story you are about to read is one of mine, from a few years ago. My b*****r thought I should tell it instead of him, but he did help me with some of the details. Bryan thinks I'll do it justice. So, here goes nothing.
It all started one night at a party my b*****r Bryan was hosting at his house. All of our friends were invited and he of course invited me since we shared the place. I put aside my ... Continue»
I knew about sex since I was about 13 but I only started experimenting when I was about 15, I’m 26 now. When I was 15 I began to “do a little research” I guess you could call it… I watched porn. I saw rather sexy woman get fucked rough and hard by men with huge dicks. I also watched as women played with their sexy little pussies and cum all over the place. Needless to say, I began to masturbate.
But, this story isn’t about all that. That was just a little background information. This story is about my dogs Buddy and Rocky.
When I was still “researching” sex when I was about 16, I... Continue»
Two Coeds Encounter The Nieghborhood Dog
The Berkeley Coeds Assault
Synopsis: Two Berkeley coeds get assaulted by the neighborhood Rottweiller and discover their own sexuality as a result
51 pages, 20693 words
It was a sunny and already hot late May California weekday afternoon, like many ones before it she had experienced for the past 6 years. The final bell of Sather Tower at University of California, Berkley (UCB) had rung and she was on her way to her house she shared with longtime best friend, Kate. A few of her friends drove by in their Jeep to offer her a ride h... Continue»
There she was walking up the road, her tight body, plump tits, long blonde hair as I saw in the photo, dressed like a little slut, with a holdall over her shoulder.
My planned approach "Excuse me love, do you know where the swimming pool is?"
Her eyes fluttered, she looked at me, her head tilted to one side, "Yes I'm off there my self follow me."
I walked with her, making small talk, she was friendly and chatty back, the glint in her eye told me she kind of recognised me but couldn't place it, I knew she'd seen me before, Anyway we went to the pool, went our separate ways into the ch... Continue»
Teresa and I had only been together for a few weeks, just long enough for us to be confident in our feelings for one another. Even in public, I could barely keep my hands off her, and Teresa delighted in teasing me when I was least able to take advantage of her slim and inviting figure. This became a game between us, and she took every opportunity to drive me crazy with subtle touches and playful innuendos.It was a Saturday night and we were enjoying a nice dinner at one of those brew house restaurants that offered good drinks and loud music along with the meal. While we sat and enjoyed each o... Continue»
Given that it has been a ridiculously long time since my last blog (and yes I do mean ridiculously long… We're talking over a year people!!!) I thought I should at least attempt another ‘entry’ …. Oh er! Now those of you that read my blog may already be familiar with the ‘nipples’ meet, but regardless even those of you that haven't… Don't panic… it isn't complicated: we chatted, met, fucked – simples! And given that he was perhaps the most recent ‘conquest’ he is the one at the forefront of my memory.
Those familiar with our situation know full well that 90% of the time visits happens with... Continue»
"Hey, we're leaving Facebook for a little while. John needs to clear his head and I figured I might do the same!"
That was the message in my inbox that morning right along with Debbie's phone number. Out of habit I typed it into my phone and then sent her a message to let her know it was me. Oh and shall I add to this little opening nugget of information that we spent the night before talking about sex and the fact that she wasn't getting it anymore?
Debbie was a 30 year old brunette shorty, skin as white as cream and with the body of a pixie, if you can imagine that. She was a goth - ta... Continue»
As Axton shoot off again Roland was getting annoyed and said ' look man athena's one hot piece but theres a time and place for that besides I got a job I want you to handle'. Ya about that i'm on vacation man cant you get one of the others to do it Axton said as he was straightening himself out, you and Athena are the only people close enough to the spot I want you to check out. So whats the job Athena said as she whiped the cum off her face and tits, well word is theres a vault key running around the wasteland in the hands of two pencil pushing corporate guys and I dont want handsome jack get... Continue»
Its been a damn good summer and it just started. Every summer the e****t level triple and its a fucking mass free for all at the motels. You call a chick u like go to the motel and theres 20 more that look way better walking around. In the halls outside at the pool. Unfortunately I cant get a lot of the extra fine ones because they want video. They be glad to get my money and fuck but no video. One fine ass white chick told me she heard about me and shes not going to be on xhampster lol. I said how you know all that she said because a client told her. I said well you have a good day she said y... Continue»
How could I refuse?
My s****r had two expensive tickets for a private bus tour through Southern California. It was the romantic kind of tour where couples would be taken from destination to destination on a large bus. And suddenly I was being pressured to go with her.
Let me explain: Our f****y has always been adventurous. Meaning, we traveled a lot, especially when Christine and I were young. Christine's then-boyfriend was well aware of that fact, and he surprised her with tickets for a 3-day tour.
However, plans changed when Christine discovered that her boyfriend had been cheating... Continue»
"Now I'm going to be sticky," Christine sighed.
I looked at the side of the box, which was slowly leaking at a very minor pace. It hadn't even dripped to the floor yet, that's how slow it was. Yet my s****r was already worried about it.
"I think the next stop is less than an hour away. You should be fine. We'll clean it when the bus stops."
"Easy for you to say," she whispered with a sharp look on her face. "You're not the one sitting next to it. I am."
"I guess so, but..."
Before I could reply, Christine, my naked s****r, sat up and lightly jumped on my lap. Her naked ass was ... Continue»
[The raunchy and highly anticipated sequel to Jilnar's last erotic escapade: “Jilnar Jardaly and the Pirates!]
The tires screeched loudly as the plain white van sped around the corner. It was a bumpy, windy, unsealed road which caused its precious cargo to jostle and bounce about against the walls. Twelve beautiful and exotic young women, of every race and color, six sitting on a hard bench on either side of the van. A beautiful bevy of exotic young women to suit all tastes, white, black, Asian and one beautiful and sensual, dark-eyed Arabian beauty, who had the additional value of being a... Continue»
The followup to THERE AINT NO OPTION B, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
'What the fuck?' I heard Barry say from the landing. As the door flew open and my friend appeared in full view, his mother's sopping snatch was wrapped around my cock and impaled halfway, still struggling to get off me. To make matters worse/better I was in the process of dumping a gallon of spunk in her love canal. Finally she managed to pull free in her panic, yelling for her son to get out of the room, not to see her like this. 'Oh shit,' I stammered as my cock sprang free and sent a jet of pure white come shooting up against... Continue»
After being with Cousin Gabe, he didn’t have to come over again until the following weekend which gave me time to think about what I did with his dick at the creek. The look of enjoyment from what my mouth did for him, playing with his thick cock in my hands, the head of his stiff dick fit so well in my mouth. For whatever reason, I couldn’t get the memory of the way this new thing smelled to me, cum. I woke up on a Friday after a late night of video games & soda to a quiet house. It was going to be another hot afternoon, so nothing else to do but make a bowl of cereal & get ready for more v... Continue»
In my late teen with no one home a guy will do what hes ment to do watch porn in the living room.
I use to njoy my porn with a little sound but never realised that, it was being heard by someone.
that someone was my maid.
Sheena name changed ( mid 30s was lean with long hair, always energitic and loud while talking,always smiling,she had figure that would turn anyone on, dusky black beauty)
But i never noticed so much ,as i never thaught about her , until this incident happend and i observed Sheena close and verryyy close ....
So i was watching my porn
(on my vhs film was carless..... Continue»
'You want me to do what?'
These were the words that greeted my wife Helen as she arrived back in the bedroom on what had started out as a normal Saturday morning. She had gone down to make the coffee; no it's not something that's a 'wifey' job. I'm always up before her in the week so I make the coffee and bring it up for her. At the weekends I get a bit of an extra lie in and she makes it.
This morning however, just before hopping out of bed she had dropped the bombshell that she wanted me to 'model' at some sexy lingerie, girly night she would be attending that night.
For the few mi... Continue»
World Civics in the Twenty-Third Century- fifth ed.
Chapter 1: A Fresh Start
You and your classmates have grown up in an age of prosperity. The average world citizen can expect to live a long, happy life. Our leaders are honest and hard working, and our governments are good members of the world community. Large-scale v******e is a thing of the past. In fact, there have been no wars anywhere on Earth for over two-hundred years, but it might surprise you to learn that the world wasn't always so peaceful.
In ancient times, men fought like savages, stabbing each other with stone spears, a... Continue»
I was very excited when my friend told he was going to be my neighbor right opposite my house at Rupa Apartments. He and his mom were shifting from their old house. I was living with my grandparents and was bored on most weekends. Now I had a friend to talk to and play with. I am 27 and he is the same age, and expected his mom to be quite old. To my surprise, when I saw her first, I couldn't help but get a hard-on. She was in here late 30's. She was a petite lady clad in a sari, but behind the blouse I am sure were two wonderful set of boobs. To top it all, she had wonderful light skin. I wa... Continue»