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Supplication

Supplication

She had agreed to allow him to restrain her as part of their foreplay…it wasn’t the first time that they’d tried some ‘vanilla’ bondage but tonight she knew that it wasn’t going to be quite so ‘vanilla’. He’d been hinting all week that he was going to make her beg…and he fully intended to make this a night that she’d never forget. She was a stirring sight, tied with her hands overhead and crossed, her tits pulled up tightly by her body’s position. Her breasts were full, beautiful and perfectly shaped with her nipples defiantly high in their attitude. Her legs were placed wid... Continue»
Posted by hamish67 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 466  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2444  |  
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THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB 2

THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB
PART 2

As tom and I drove home we didn’t say too much to each other it was strange as if we both felt guilty about what we had just done, as we arrived home Tom said do you want to talk about it “No not yet lets go to bed “ I needed Toms cock in me I could still feel James cum and I wanted to imagine Tom was James as he fucked me,
After sex I asked him how it had gone with Bee and he started to tell me in great detail I started to rub his cock while he told me what they had done together and to be honest I wasn’t really Listening I just wanted his cock hard again s... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 802  |  
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MY WIFE WATCH PART 3

MY WIFE WATCHING PART 3

Wife f***ed to have sex with a stranger.

When Tom comes home I’m going to tell him I’ve picked the man, its going to be our friend Brian I’ve always thought Tina his wife was so big headed always bragging her husband would never cheat on her as she gives him the best sex and head ever plus he has such a big pair of balls she says he can keep cumin after he shoots his load, so she thinks she’s better than all of us at blow jobs.
Her husband is always trying to get his hand under my dress Unknown to Tom he has touched me up a few times when we’ve been out clubbi... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1437  |  
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MY COCK IN MOM AND MY SISTER BREAST IN HANDS

i ever one this is Kishor. The story is about how I fucked my mom and s****r. My Father died when my s****r was 3 years. We are very poor f****y because of that one person said my mom that he will take me with him and educate me so my mom
agreed. I want with him and I studied with him still 10 and I was very fast learner so I learned my things and also about sex from my friend.
My friend used to bring story, Book and I used read that books even. And one day he bought the book which, Consists of sex between mom and son and read the story and I felt good from that day I used to read those t
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6557  |  
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Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just... Continue»
Posted by santiago7theshepherd 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1273  |  
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Nerds get blow job after game

This story took place a couple years ago. My husband has season tickets for the Chargers football. He didn't want to go because he was just so disgusted with the way they were playing. (As was most of San Diego.) I invited my girlfriend to go. We don't really care how the team plays, we always have a good time at the game. Seated to my left were two Raven fans. They were younger guys. I know you will have a perfect picture them when I describe them. It's the two guys you always see together. They were both kind of short. The one guy was skinny with glasses, kind of goof, a real nerd. His frien... Continue»
Posted by down-onu 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1940  |  
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The meeting


It was almost ten thirty when they finally reached their destination. For about the last hour, once the sun had definitely gone down, Sylvia had ridden in the front of the car, giving Danny directions to an old unused factory on the industrial side of town.
Danny parked the limo next to the only other car, a black Porsche with darkened windows.
"Now when we're in there I want you to act subservient," instructed Sylvia.
"Don't worry honey," replied Danny with a smirk, patting Sylvia's thigh. "I'll be your little bl**d slave."
"I'm serious," Sylvia insisted. "Especially around Anita. I'll ... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 514  |  
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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 2]

[CONTINUED FROM THE FIRST INSTALLMENT...]



I walked through Dublin's streets that were saddled with stinking piss. I passed shops with broken/stained glass and last Christmas's window painting. I ran past local hoodies and yobs looking for the next innocent bystander to harass. A jumped over several idle puddles just waiting for something to press their new shoes on. I gazed at several works of graffiti and slowly walked by several sexy female club-goers wearing tight skimpy dresses- and finally I arrived at the... Continue»
Posted by thejediman 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 163

Im here 4 u if u need me.

Back in 2003, I got locked up for the first time. I only did county time thou. Shackle to others who look scared. Not me thou as the co's put us in the cells we would be doing our time in. My celly wasn't in at the time. I had to get the boat on the floor. I put my Matt in it, made myself at home. It never settle in on me that im locked up yet & this where I'd be for 6 months. So, I went 2 sl**p & tried to get this day over with. Later on I heard the cell door open. The co said to my celly, you have a thug ass roommate waiting for you. My celly said ok. The door was slam shut. My eyes ... Continue»
Posted by fabbie454 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 884  |  
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Screwing with the mind

My name is Mark Maxwell, & I am in 11th grade. I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'm looking for one. My science class has a lot of pretty girls, but I don't know if any will be interested in me. I know for a fact that I'm not that good with the ladies, but I am not complaining.

Friday was just an ordinary day. I went to school, & went to my math class. I took out the things I needed for the class, & got to work. Everything was normal, except for this one erotically dressed girl sitting in front of me doing awkwardly arousing poses that made it easy for me to see her privates. I know that ... Continue»
Posted by secrethentaiboy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1465  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 431  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 424  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3226  |  
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A bit of Posh!

Right then… in my ‘pretty woman I am not’ post I mentioned 2 other ‘gentlemen callers’ that had recently made my acquaintance. Well in this entry I am going to fill you all in on the second one. As with the first, my inspiration for nicknames has for some reason or another vanished, and as he already said he really didn’t want to be called ‘cutting-in’ (suggested for a couple of reasons… all of which clever I thought) I needed to go back to the ‘sex-inspired’ drawing board. I kind of had the feeling that I should try and incorporate an element from the film ‘indecent proposal’ but was bugge... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 397  |  
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Letters to Mario

This story is a bit of a fanfic, if you want to call it that, telling Princess Peach's misadventures while being in Bowser's grasp. It's told from her perspective through a series of letters wrote to Mario in which she discovers that maybe she isn't as pure as she was raised to think. I wrote that on an other website some time ago and it was pretty well received there, so here it is! It's still a work in progress.

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Dear Mario, I hope you'll get this letter. In my heart I know you are coming to free me from Bowser, but please come as quickly as you possibly can! As soon as he threw me ... Continue»
Posted by masterfg42 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 637  |  
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Pretty woman I was not!!!

Hello you!

Can I just start by saying how ridiculously long it been since I last updated my blog… shocking! I think this has been due, in part, to the fact that I have had a great deal of difficulty coming up with a certain someone’s nickname. There are times when the nickname comes to me literally ‘during the meet’ (though when this happens I have to fight the urge to giggle as apparently its rude to laugh during sex… who knew?!? I must have missed that etiquette memo). Then there are times when I go completely blank, which ends in me feeling uninspired to write the bl**dy thing at all. ... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 173  |  
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Alien Abduction (and how they gave me a huge cock)

I was sl**ping one night and I had kind of a nightmare, well, strange thigs happen in dreams but I never could have seen this coming, I woke up the next day with a 9 inch dick! After weeks of enjoying my new member and giving my girlfriend breathtaking orgasms, I decided to see about how this happened to my penis. After investigating I came to the conclusion that I might have to go to extreme measures to see how this happened, so I did what people with no more options did. I went to go get Hypnotized to try and remember what happened.

I all started one night when I was woken up at night by ... Continue»
Posted by jingletheater 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 999  |  
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My Third Baby Isn't My Husband's

My husband and I have been married for 7 years now. We've been through a lot of ups and downs and having k**s really changed our relationship.

I kept working after the birth of our 3 year old daughter, Ashley, and then went back to work with the same company after our second daughter arrived 12 months later.

I never realized how hard having two little girls so close in age would be on our relationship. Although I really love my husband, I felt so lost and confused when I went back to work just 12 weeks after our second daughter was born.

The only thing that really got me through was m... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2574  |  
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maid in banglore

i am rahul from Bangalore age 20.this story is about me and my maid.her name is rani.age 18 stats 32d-30-34 height 5ft. Coming to story. this incident happened 2 years ago.my mom and dad hired a maid from village.to take care of household work.as my parents work in gulf and come once in a year. Coming to story i was in 11th when this incident happened my parents had provided me a computer.i used to watch lot of porn and masturbate in my room.once my maid came in to my room without knocking the door i was moaning and masturbating. She did not know what was going on as she knew nothing about sex... Continue»
Posted by vijayhot18 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 555  |  
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