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YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH PAR

LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH

Part 2

It was nearly a week later before I saw anyone which was strange as they never seemed to be there much considering they were a f****y I was beginning to think they were a very strange f****y,

I mean she put on a show for me, I then saw her with another man while her husband watched and the took part,
And now they were never at home and what’s happened to the son I haven’t seen him since they moved into the area very strange,

I’m still hoping to get to fuck her myself as it would seem that she likes to tease and then enjoys fucking othe... Continue»
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YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH

YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH

Hi my name is William and I’m 16 years of age I live with my mom,
I prefer to be called Billy instead of William so that’s me,

We live in a nice part of town and have a nice house my Mom works and so does my dad, as an only c***d I get to be on my own a lot and so you could say I’m a bit of a loner at times,

I do not have a girlfriend but I do have some mates that I sometimes go around with and we do a lot of sports together at school so do not have much time for girls,

It all started when I got home from school one day and I noticed... Continue»
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Learning Experiences

Learning Experiences

“Are you sure you want me to do this? I can still give you a hand job instead.” Dana‘s voice was whiny with anxiety. Her thoughts kept dancing between exhilaration and guilt. I wanna do this. I’ve never done this before. Is this wrong? Is he just weird? Is he weird in an ok way? Matthew gave her a guilty look. His eyes were so round and sincere that she felt her heart washed over with puppy fuzz. I can’t say no, her brain concluded. They just walked into the living room. The apartment was already cleaned up. Matthew’s roommate would be gone for the weekend. This Saturda... Continue»
Posted by vagabond90 1 month ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1744  |  
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How to train your dragon sex with toothless. part

Something was wrong with Astrid, and Hiccup had no idea what it could be. Ever since last wash day she has been far friskier then ever before. Hiccup couldn't turn around without Astrid barreling down on him, ripping his clothes off and doing every dirty thing under Sol's sun. She would show up at the forge and basically pounce him; or the one time in the mead hall while everyone was eating supper, she stealthily slipped under their bench and gave him the most amazing blow job ever. Hiccup couldn't understand why she was suddenly so... un Astrid like.

He wasn't overly concerned, it was Drag... Continue»
Posted by john123bons 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 531  |  
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The Bellas Warm Up The Lakers

Remember that episode of WWE Raw when all the wrestlers dressed up as basketball players, well this is the behind the scenes story.

Inside of the women's locker room at the STAPLES Center, the locker room for
the most part is vacant with the exception of the stunning, irresistible,
mischievous identical twin s****rs, Brie and Nikki Bella. Brie Bella, dressed
in a short red skirt and a tight fitting red top, sits at the make up counter
inside of the locker room, looking into the mirror at her reflection as she
applies blush to her cheeks.

"Hey Brie..." Nikki, dressed in a... Continue»
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Threesome with Girlfriend and Mistress - Part Two

I awoke still feeling the effects of yesterday's threesome. I gazed to my left and saw Sarah lying on her back sl**ping and I looked to my right and saw Melissa facing away from me as she slept soundly. I looked down her body and I saw her fine ass beaconing me. I felt myself getting horny again.

I quietly snuggled up to her and I put my arm over her to hold her close. She gave a quiet and sl**py groan as I did so. She began to stir and she turned her head to face me and she gave me a smile as she then gave me a loving kiss. She felt my cock press up against her ass and she knew what ... Continue»
Posted by somedude2 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1017  |  
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Cuckold Fantasy: Ten TV Wives Who Might've Be

A lazy, inattentive manc***d marries a hot, nagging wife. It's a television trope, a device that allows for lots of storyline hijinks. The characters' sex lives are barely implied or even nonexistant on screen, but what if:

10. Temperance Brennan, BONES

Bones is no one's doting, submissive wife. She is unemotional & unattached; early in the series we learn that she enjoys casual NSA sex. A frequent diatribe from her is that the anthropological need for monogamy is outmoded. Bones would take a lover & coldly admonish you for if you were upset by it. Temperance is also one of the more like... Continue»
Posted by poobah 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 550  |  
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Memoirs of a strip club chef

A long time ago, I had the dubious honor of working as a cook at Sugar’s. The club was billed as a gentlemen's cabaret, although even back when the neighborhood was more prosperous the joint was always a bit seedy. Any building without windows and smoking allowed inside can’t help but turn into a den of ill repute.

The kind of place you’d see a midget cock slapped in the face by a giant lemon horse dick.

I myself was just another face back in the kitchen, where I started as a dishwasher and slowly learned how to cook everything the club had to offer. For the most part we were faceless, ... Continue»
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With my landlord aunty


It happened in 2008, I was 25, working in Chennai at a multinational firm, and residing at Adyar. It was a individual house, with the landlord f****y on the ground floor, and me alone on the 1st floor. They were a Tamil f****y, parents Mohan (52) and Sudha (45) and daughters Vanita (25) and Harita (21) <<all names changed>>. Mohan was an executive with a big firm, heavy smoker and drinker; Sudha, his wife 5’4”, above average looks, a slightly dusky complexion and little plump for her age. Vanita was married and living with her hu... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2433  |  
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Life is a Roller Coaster Ride


I believe every now and then life brings you full of surprises. Your relations with old buddies Vanish in a moment , You develop new relations and your relations with old friends with whom you are proud off go so bitter that you don’t feel like calling them and on the other side you get in touch with new friends and they become integral part of your life.

This story is all about such relations which turned into some serious involvements and I am from Indore working in a Reputed Company at a very senior position and I am marrie
... Continue»
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
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Community: Fundamentals Of Law

It was now Jeff's...or as he would be known to his students as, Mr. Winger's second day of teaching. Even though Greendale was a rundown, fairly crappy joke of a community college, Jeff had to admit it had done a lot for him. Not only was he able to complete his bachelor's degree and able to actually become a lawyer, he had also gained a core group of friends that made him a much better person.

Greendale wasn't done with the tall, good-looking man just yet though. After a failed attempt at becoming a defense lawyer again, though this time for people that were innocent, he needed a job. The... Continue»
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MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

When I married my wife Sally I knew she had a thing for older men so it was no surprise to me when we were invited to my boss’s retirement party at the home of the director of the company home,

You see Sally who is 34 is a real sexy woman and always dresses sexy she has a great body and a nice pair of legs with a great rear and a rather large bust which is very firm I can confirm that she gives a great tit fuck so it’s no wonder she attracts so much male attention when ever she goes out,

But she seems to love the company of older men she always liked the x... Continue»
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MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

MY SEXY WIFE LIKES OLDER MEN

When I married my wife Sally I knew she had a thing for older men so it was no surprise to me when we were invited to my boss’s retirement party at the home of the director of the company home,

You see Sally who is 34 is a real sexy woman and always dresses sexy she has a great body and a nice pair of legs with a great rear and a rather large bust which is very firm I can confirm that she gives a great tit fuck so it’s no wonder she attracts so much male attention when ever she goes out,

But she seems to love the company of older men she always liked the x... Continue»
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Taking Care of My Grannies Part III


Well, I have told you about two of my four Grannies, so it’s time to reminisce about Granny number three, Joan, a well built, sassy redhead from Chicago. She was somewhat stocky but made up for it with the nicest set of large boobs I have ever seen on a granny. They still had plenty of lift and always wore low cut tops; her cleavage poured out of her bra. Now being a big city girl she knew the score when it came to a guy like me. She knew I was fucking other women. I would call her looking for a date and she would ask “who did you fuck last night” I jokingly responded “it doesn’t matter, who... Continue»
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Sex on a Sandy Beach

Sex on a Sandy Beach?

Well, my current girlfriend (one of many) is Candice, a well built, sassy redhead from Chicago. She was somewhat stocky but made up for it with the nicest set of large boobs I have ever seen on a women. They not the biggest I’ve ever seen but they were the best formed pair of tits I have ever seen on a women and Candy knew it. She always dressed in low cut tops with a bra with plenty of lift with her cleavage pouring out of her top. Now, being a big city girl she knew the score when it came to a guy like me. She knew I was fucking other women. I would call her looking ... Continue»
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Young Lyn #3 Loitering within tent

(Explanatory note - "loitering with intent" - British legal term meaning hanging around with the intention of committing a crime)

I bloomed early and always got a lot of attention from the lads. I will mention no ages here,
but I was young.

Ok, well I did start early. I started messing around with cocks when I was young to be honest.


I looked a lot older and I was drinking in pubs early.

I managed to avoid getting a reputation, somehow, more by luck than judgement, but sexual confidence was not an issue.


This account took place just days after my a Birthday.

It wa... Continue»
Posted by lyn_hornygirl 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2422  |  
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Comforting the roommate

It's been a long, rainy, and all-around miserable week. Classes and part-time jobs have been running you into the ground, but it's Friday night now and you have the weekend off. Part of you wants to get out to some parties and meet some girls, but you are so exhausted you can't bring yourself to do more than collapse on the couch and watch some late-night movies.

You mentally chastise yourself for not going through the effort of going out to try and woo some of the other college juniors. You haven't had any sex since you and Gia split and that was several weeks ago. All the sexual frustrat... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2795  |  
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Husband watches

Jools sat astride me. I couldn't believe my good fortune. Such a beautiful woman- dressed in heels, stockings and a red and black leather corset. Her sheer panties lay on the floor and I couldn't take my eyes from between her legs.
"I'm going to fuck you hard, sweetheart," Jools said, her breath a hot whisper in my ear. "I'm going to take all that cum you have for me."
"Oh my god," I managed to whisper.
Jools took my fingers and under the palm of her hand she had me work that sweet pussy. My eager fingers found her clit and she helped me slide a finger into her hot core.
She rocked bac... Continue»
Posted by bumfelt 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1027  |  
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WHAT I WILL LIKE TO DO

what i would like to do
Well where do I start? I suppose from the start ,I have so many things I would like to try ,but I will have to go slow ,and build it up until the weekend ,and then step it up a notch, think I just start off very slow and work my way up ,I really don’t know until we try for the first time ,and see how everything fits .I am just going to lay there with you and hold you tight I have been waiting for this for a long time ,but one thing I know for sure ,I am going to pussy .lick ,suck and tease your pussy ,real slow ,and not give you the full treatment ,by looking at the p... Continue»
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