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My Experience in London
What impressed me a lot were the buildings in London like the buildings along Regent Street & Oxford Street which are of typical British style.Even the common residential houses were so nice.But houses looked similar,it wasn't easy for me to find the right way every time.

When people are talking about U.K.,talking about London,they have to refer to Buckingham Palace,Tower of London National Gallery and the British Museum.Luckily,I visited all of these great sights.Now they are not only big names to me,but also a part of my experience,a part of my memory.

Buckingh... Continue»
Posted by GlamorBaby 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 663  |  
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My Virginity

I gave Gina another night of unbridled sex just to keep her quiet, during the lull while she tried to regain her breath and composure, she asked me about my virginity and how I lost it, she didn’t think it was with Maria and I had to agree, I told her about Mrs Harris, our neighbour when I lived at home with my parents, she was a friend to my mother and father, she was in her early thirties, my mother was quite a bit older but they got on well, she had three c***dren, two girls and a boy, she was quite a big woman in every way and as I found out later, very rarely wore any underwear so her vo... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3225  |  
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So there we were cyprus



So there we were, in the 1960`s 20 years old British soldiers, seconded to the UN in Cyprus for 6 months. The island was an island of two halves Greek and Turkish with a United Nations neutral zone known as the green line Twix the two sides, Both Greek and Turks had a fair size military presence, and the UN had contingents from Sweden, Norway, Ireland, Canada and the UK. Austrians supplied the hospital and the Finnish policed the job the British contingent supplied transport and logistics in UN colours and in addition the British had a garrison complete with hospital a port and an air... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1436  |  
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My D***k Mom

There was a knock on the front door. I was pretty sure who it was.

So let me set this up for you. If you’ve read my stories, you know that my wife, Janice and I, share our home and bed with my s****r Ginger. We’ve been living between Texas and Florida for the past few years, but Florida, where I grew up, was going to be our home from now on. And to put it plain, Florida is hot. It is hot in the winter, hot in the spring and fall. And it is really hot in the summer. Having grown up in the heat of Florida, clothes in our home are an option. Always have been, always will be. It’s so m... Continue»
Posted by abigfan 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 11819  |  
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A crossdrssserof Samurai

This is a story of a crossdresser of SAMURAI.
As you know,SAMURAI is a,as it wre, aknite in Japan of the feudal age.
And as you know,A corossdresser is not only a boy but agirl.
Kikyou Akizuki is a second princess of the Akizuki Castle.
But the prince of the inheritor has never born yet.
Then princess Kikyou, she was brought up as a prince
She is ,oh no, he is good at fighting of combat with sword, bow and arrow, spear, horseback.

One day he went for a trip for ascetic practices to become a stronger knight than now.
While a trip,he met a tipping gambler who is bullied by a group of ... Continue»
Posted by ladyassboy 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 61  |  
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Fucking The Boss

The following story starts a little slow but read to the end.
Tom Johnson squealed the tires on his BMW 7 series as he sped into his spot in the parking garage. Today was going to be a great day. First there was big deal that was finally going to close. That deal was going to make his year with over $500 thousand in commission. Of course there was Jim Rudolf to be taken care of and Tom was looking forward to that!

Tom strolled from his car into the high rise office and proceeded to his office. As he walked by the receptionist he noted that the new girl was kind if hot. He thought I may hav... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2335  |  
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sweeter than candy

Natalie sat cross legged on her couchin her warm flannel pj's on a friday afternoon What was she doing you ask? She was sitting there grieving the loss of her ten year relationship with her common law husband Fred. While trying to decipher what went wrong, or how, even why. Ugh she gave him everything confusion amassed her twisting and contorting plopping herself back down after pacing. Natalie wants to kick his ass, thump wtf visions of their last night together oh his warm tongue slideing down her sweet spots, his hands gripping her hands keeping her in place as he consumed her then it d... Continue»
Posted by luvbytes 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1428  |  
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Kirans s****rs plan

Hubby and I have been married nearly 9 years now and have almost given up hope on ever having c***dren. My irregular ovulations was one of the culprits along few issues with hubby‘s sperm. The f****y doctor suggested that while it was possible for hubby and I to conceive, it was highly unlikely.
"You don't have enough sperm and you don’t produce enough healthy eggs." the doctor said in less medical term so we understood better. Trying to have a baby had been, Honestly, killing us. We're certainly not the first couple to have trouble conceiving and we wouldn't be the first to fall out over i... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5935  |  
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Annie 2

Scene2

Last week of school. Summer was close. Annie was almost running on the street with this piece of paper in her hand. She was wearing a nice red top and an extremely short brown skirt. Except for the belly and the ass cheeks that she was ostentatious showing around she looked like a little business girl. She was cute.
Annie ran late because she couldn’t find the address in the first place but she was sure she’s gonna make it. It was a bad neighborhood and the number she was searching proved to be an ugly blockhouse. With a hesitation she stepped in. The elevator wasn’t working. “Ughh... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8258  |  
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How we started in the swinging lifestyle (true sto

Hi everybody. It is so nice to see you again.

If we have met before then you know me already.

I am writing this mainly for those who don't know me, because I have been asked how I got into the swinging lifestyle too many times so I thought I would just put it here.




Just one thing, as you probably know, I like to chat first before accepting a friend. I like to chat but if we are going to chat, I request that...
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Posted by Blairs-Desire 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5977  |  
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Fuck me as a whore, as a slut…

The story took place two years ago.

My wife and I decided to go on
vacation. The winter was only
beginning. We chose the place which
is situated 40 miles from our town
and set off. We booked a luxurious
room and ordered a massage. The
resort was 30 per cent filled, mostly
by old ladies.
In the evenings they organized a
disco party and Agy insisted on
looking at it. When we arrived we
could see only old men and women.
It was boring indeed. My wife started
talking to a woman and I said I’d
better watch TV in the room and left.
Agy is a pretty woman. She was 27
at that moment b... Continue»
Posted by amateurmasturbation 2 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2512  |  
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what happend

I think I better start from the beginning?

my wife & I have been married for over 30 years, we had good times well as bad times, for me I would say been more good time then bad times over the years.

once a month we do a meal in the house.
my wife would say meal tonight & fun, so we go into town pick up what we need then come home have sl**p for an hour or two?

about 4:30 I start the meal then about 5:30 wife go up stairs ask me to give her shave, while she getting ready for me to shave her I would run the bath.
after I shaved her all over how she looks like little girl bold?
I wou... Continue»
Posted by massoneup 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 799  |  
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The masseuse wore pigtails and short summer skirt

I had just finished my work out in the crummy gym near my job and I was feeling sore.I was all sweaty too,even though I had taken a shower.It was upstairs from an even crummier massage parlour,where it was well known that "extras" were available.Well, I had never paid for sexual services in my life,and I wasn't starting now.
But as I walked past the door I could see there was a new girl on the desk.And fuck she was hot.She was Chinese,which rarely did anything for me,but this girl was H.O.T.
She was wearing a school girls uniform,even though she looked about 21.but she had the top 3 or 4 but... Continue»
Posted by jackelaine 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 753  |  
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the breeder vampire

This vampire is just as powerful as the common vampire with only one exception.This vampire does not want your bl**d.He wants your fertile pussy.His power is to breed with any and all females that are fertile.
This passage will tell the tale of how he lures women with his eyes.He controls them with the tone of his voice.Women can not resist.This vampire can not be stopped.He will not stop.His power is to breed.
A long long time ago at the age of thirteen a young male,while in the shower discovered he could cum.This feeling felt so good he would do it over and over again.Little did he... Continue»
Posted by kurtnvee 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6138  |  
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My favourite erotic story :P

Sebastian Bench and his wife Joan owned a small publishing company in the Midwest. They had a reasonably happy marriage but she was not as interested in sex as she might have been, which caused her husband to lust after all the eye candy that passed by his desk. Johanna Patterson was some such candy, she was a long legged, long haired, perky titted blonde whose bum moved provocatively from side to side as she walked. The problem was, according to rumor, she was having a lesbian affair with Skyla Rolf, another rather delectable piece of candy who worked in the mail room.

Somehow Sebastian co... Continue»
Posted by GlamorBaby 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3589  |  
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Willy Wiley and Fanny Annie Get it on!

I love my job, don't get me wrong. But I have had a hard life, I mean, my hair is a mess, my f****y are nuts, my neighbour is an asshole, and my master beats me. However, there is one good thing that has made my life complete is my best friend Patricia Pussy.

I wouldn't have a bad word said about Patricia Pussy. She is sweet and enjoys making me cum. She is also very funny. Like one time her owner took her to a bridge, and threatened to piss off the bridge like men do.
So the owner goes to the side of the bridge, squats over the the water and pulls down her knickers and she tells her f... Continue»
Posted by rockyharte 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 464  |  
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s****r And Her Hot Colleagues





I was a 20 year old college going guy. My s****r Saranya was 23 and she had just got a job in a well-paying IT company. I knew about my s****r’s naughty life, although we never spoke about it. I had seen her having cam sex in her room, sex chatting with guys on phone etc. But she never had sex with anyone, I was sure about it. She was a decent girl in general, but incredibly sexy from inside. She had quite a beautiful figure which caught even my eyes now and then.
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 3 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2833  |  
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The After Party

No name metal band concert, some vodka, three chicks and a guy – this was our regular way of spending Friday nights. We were there for a friend, the guitarist but after a couple of drinks the main idea became kissing each other and getting more free drinks. The guy was completely left aside. I, personnaly was totally charmed by Dennise’s soft lips and her pointy nipples that you could’ve easly guess through the shirt. Her shiny orange hair was making her easy to target in that bar so I couldn’t take my eyes off her anymore. She HAD to be mine!
We cuddle in the bathroom, we cuddle in the bar ... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2951  |  
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'Little s*s' chapter 10

I was exhausted when I got home. I couldn’t wait to rip off my clothes and jump in the shower. I realized I used thigh muscles I didn’t know I had during my all day sex extravaganza. I did plan to text eric but as soon as my wet naked body sat on my bed I knew I had to sl**p. I went to bed with my hair wet. My mom couldn’t wake me for dinner. I don’t know what happened but I woke up right at 9:30pm totally refreshed.

I was nervous. I wanted to text him but I didn’t want to seem too eager. We’d been friends so long I didn’t want him to think I grew up to be some raging slut chasing dick nigh... Continue»
Posted by halinaplays 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2001  |  
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Losing my Virginity

Since i can remember i always had the thought of "i'll wait till i was married to have sex so it's special" even when i'm not religious, However i got to the age of 18 when i realized that all my friends were having sex and i was kinda left out... so i decided i was going to go for it. Now this story is not a romantic, or a passionate one... trust me; this is anything but romance.

So at the time of this incident i was living with my friend Tom who lived with his dad in a flat on a estate in Hull called Bransholme. It was just me, tom and his dad and elle; tom's girlfriend would visit often.... Continue»
Posted by lj0110 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1990  |  
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