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This happened about three months after we started our relationship.
I was lying on my bed watching the movie No Holds Bar with my t****e year old s****r. I wanted to watch the movie on our living room tv, but it had been broken since last Thursday. It was another hot Florida night. I was in my boxer shorts and Ginger was wearing just a pair of cotton panties. She suggested we watch it in mom’s room, since she had an air conditioner and was at work until about 3:00 a.m. With Mikey at a friend’s house for the evening, we headed off to mom’s room.
"I've always wanted to wrestle someone,"... Continue»
This has happened three weeks ago.
Sasha, a good Russian chap, 19 years old, was romantically in love with me. He is a very honest decent boy from a good but not wealthy f****y. But he is only a common student of one Perm city high schools, so he has no prospects to marry me. And besides, I already have a bridegroom appointed by my dad. My dad, as I wrote already, is a bigwig of Russian business, tycoon and a real despot with his subservient persons. Often he behaves despotically with me too, and sometimes even beats me. Nevertheless, good chap Sasha always presented me bouquets, accompanied... Continue»
as a cross dresser and not a gay cross dresser what happened the other evening was quite amusing to me, i had spent the entire day around my home, dressed in my usual black satin underwear and a satin dressing gown, i had nothing to do so I got all dressed up, wearing white satin panties, bra, suspenders and black stockings, I decided to wear a red dress, not to tarty, nee length with a lovely top, feeling very special I was now putting on all the make up and lipstick (red to match of coarse) red shoes and I was fit, didnt look to bad for a bloke !!!(I would have given it one!!)out of the door... Continue»
My dad is one of the richest men in Russia, so called tycoon.
We live in a big mansion near a small Ural town.
Dad has joint business with Dmitry Vasilyevich, 62 years old bald fat man with a big belly and large height.
He has a wife and three c***dren.
His youngest daughter Olesya is of my age. She hates me because of some trifles.
Dmitry Vasilyevich often visits our house because of the business.
I am not afraid to be immodest, but I should say that I am a very attractive sexy blonde girl with large blue eyes, thin waist and pretty big breasts. My legs are long and beautiful too, and o... Continue»
I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
As always (… well not quite always… some peoples ‘nicknames’ kinda just come to me... no pun intended) it was taking me a while to come up with the new ‘visitors’ nickname. Obviously I wouldn’t ever dream of using somebody’s actual name in a blog as that would be indiscreet and very unladylike! (…. And I don’t always know it… but that’s beside the point!) I tried to look for rhyming or urban slang to describe big hands but was somewhat unsuccessful so for reasons I shan’t divulge I decided on ‘Sarge’.
Now I’d been chatting to ‘Sarge’ for a short while on a popular ‘sex-site’ and as often hap... Continue»
To begin with, i am 22 years old Gujju boy from Ahmedabad. Well-built athlete body and well to do looks. Any unsatisfied s****rs/aunties/bhabhis from all over the Gujarat can contact me at youtubemate@gmail.Com. You’ll definitely have the best sex of your life, that is guaranteed, that too free of cost. Coz i believe in making women happy..!!
It all began last month when my b*****r went abroad due to business. Bhabhi was okay 1-2 days, but then she started feeling lonely and she used to whatsapp me “whats up..? Em getting bore
SURFING THE WEB WITH A TWIST.
I love to surf the web my favorite sites are the porn sites I just love all the women that put there photos on these sites and even there videos,
I love the amateur’s section, as these are real people and not models,
This one day I decided to do some surfing and as always you get popup messages
The usual ones are sign up for free sex and then the camcorders one’s shag a local woman in your area,
The usual crap I just want to find some good wanking material somebody wife or a sexy teen,
I was clicking on the amateur sites when I noticed this new si... Continue»
A short kiss on the lips. A quick exchange of phone numbers. Off she went on the bus. Or should I say: climbed d***kenly onto the bus?
I didn't expect much of the party where I met her. She was hilarious and there was enough silliness in our conversation to suggest some sort of attraction. The neighbours complained and we were already pretty d***k and so everyone left. I asked for her number which she gave me. I jumped for a kiss on the lips. She kissed back, looked at me and off she went. Not enough attraction, I thought to myself and made myself on my way home.
Of course, the phone ... Continue»
Role-play time again! Fetishist fantasy only, sixth-form student over the age of consent, nothing else implied. Apart from that, zip down, get a grip and let's go.
It's after-school time and we've been exchanging some really filthy texts all day, mostly anatomically unlikely or downright unhygenic, and we're both in need of some extra-curricular activity before going home. We arrange to meet in the park, it’s got lots of secluded areas but there are always people passing through so there’s an element of danger should we decide to get up to anything naughty … which is why we’re there reall... Continue»
My name is Roy this is my first story so please forgive me if i do any mistake any where
Our f****y moved to a new big house in the state it was big but not so big at least i and my s****r had separate rooms to ourselves i was the elders of the c***dren and at that time that this story happened, i was 20 while my s****r Kim was 18 years.
In our new neighborhood, i had no friends but my s****r had this friend called Kit who lived next to our house. Kit was the same age with my s****r she had a very sexy body which i always a
This all started when an xham member sent me a link to a video of a women flashing the plumber she called in to fix her sink. I found the video very arousing, to the point I wanted to do something similar and a few days later whilst window shopping I noticed a women in a bicycle shop testing out a bike. What caught my eye was how the sales rep was looking at her ass as she mounted the bike. It gave me an idea, I was coming back the next day for a bike!
Like any normal human being, I of course fantasized about random sexual liaisons with various fantasy men. But fantasy and reality are tried... Continue»
Hi like all my stories on this site they are all fantasy and pure fiction and not real events but thank you for looking,
My name is Sally and I’m married to John my husband, He specializes in psychiatric patients, who have been put away in a psychiatric hospital for most of their life,
We have been married for 10 years,
He has worked very hard in the past 10 years to get his position at one of the top psychiatric hospitals,
We are both in our thirties so life is great our sex life has always been good as we both like the same things in life and do so much together as a couple,
I went on a holiday to Turkey a couple of years ago as a single traveller. The hotel was an all inclusive in Belek near Antalya. Madge was on the same flight and also the same transfer to the hotel. I noticed she was also a single traveller on the transfer coach.
Madge is a bit like a stick insect, 5'2, natural blonde, skinny almost boney but there was something about her that grabbed me. I am a single 60 years man who has had enough of younger holiday slappers. I can't say that I wasn't looking for love or a relationship, I was and had been for several years but at the time I was just intere... Continue»
so... a friend & i wrote this for another friend's b-day. she wrote the clean stuff & i wrote the smut & yes, a date w/Costner is like that.
A Foxtail in Como
George Clooney is the biggest dick in hollywood, and he proved it in Taylor's ass.
by Mrs. Face
It was a glorious spring day in lake country. The light breeze cast ripples over the bright blue water making it sparkle in the sunlight. Taylor and “Giorgio” (as the locals called him) were enjoying an afternoon bike ride through the village of Bellagio after spending a lazy morning at Clooney... Continue»
The Goddess of Fertility
I used to work with a guy called Melvin. He was a lovely, happily married man with one
problem in his life. His beloved wife and he were finding it difficult to conceive.
I was I think 25, he'd have been about 40.
They began a programme of IVF at a private BUPA hospital not far from our workplace.
Each of them had to go on there from time to time, for the removal of her eggs, and
of course, for him to provide his "sample" for the procedure.
He used to tell me this in a very matter of fact, jocular fashion. He had to pop out
or take an early lunch a... Continue»
My name is Emma, and there is no greater feeling in the world than to have a man's skin against my own. I'm a big girl that loves to fuck, I want to play and have fun, but tired of these foolish boys that claim to be men. You can only take so much of the pics and the camming, I don't want to hear how sexy I am, you need to show me and make me feel it too, damn it I am not going to take your word for it that's all they are empty vacant meaningless words you think would evaporate panties but in the end it just goes in one ear and out the next, it doesn't last, unlike a caress or an embrace tha... Continue»