Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 3
Many people go through a "Bi-curious" phase at some point in their lives. For some people, that phase is more of a lifestyle. I have long sense considered myself to be bisexual and tend to be very open about it. The events that introduced me to that aspect of my sexuality are a long and complex list but I would love to share some of them with you.
My very first same sex experience came when I was just a teenager. Me and two buddies of mine would spend a lot of time in the woods around the neighborhood where we lived. One of our favorite places was a stretch of road where people would often du... Continue»
We all do it, its a healthy and natural part of life, but masturbation is one of those things people like to keep secret and often even deny doing at all. Whether you are comfortable with the subject or one of those "I never do that" types, most of us have had a close call at least once. But what about those of us who have been caught, full blown, hands down, no questions asked, red handed while treating our selves? I don't know about you, but I've been busted a few times, here are two of my favorite times that I was caught in the act.
I was once caught masturbating by my best friend's mom wh... Continue»
I think most people have dabbled in exhibitionism, having sex in cars or getting a tug-job at the movies is pretty common. I have always prided myself on being daring and enjoy having fun in unusual places but nothing matches the sense of risk and danger as much as doing it in public.
My first great achievement came while I was in high school. During gym class, when the weather was bad, we would end up having to stay indoors and watch videos. The coach would still make us change into our gym shorts but we were aloud sweat pants and jackets to keep warm in the high AC of the classroom. I think... Continue»
I posted about being caught "in the act" a while back and got some great stories but some people were asking about catching other people while doing the deed. I have also done this and would love to share stories about how you have caught someone else masturbating. My first story is one that I shared a while back but removed because it had been posted for a long time and I wanted to start the blog section fresh but its a good story and deserves to be here. It happened when I was in high school.
I was dating a girl named Sarah who lived just out of town and the trips out there were costing a s... Continue»
Thanks goes to Jake for this story about the time he photographed the lovely Susanna Francessca.
“It’s great to see pictures of Susanna on this site, and the videos too. I booked her for a men’s magazine picture set at her studio in Warwick, from her advertisement on the back of Practical Photography magazine. I’d recognised her from her pictures in a Knave men’s magazine that I’d bought a couple of years earlier, where she had her tits and pussy out, with her legs spread wide. I arrived at her studio and as I parked the car and got out of it, Susanna was just letting anoth... Continue»
In the mid 70's my mom and father had a son my b*****r Mark. Sometime after his birth dad started to have doubts about the paternity of my b*****r. This lead to a divorce shorty afterwards but they couldn't or wouldn't stay away from one another and mother was soon pregnant with me and they married for the second time. This second marriage went badly also and they divorced a second time soon after my birth in 1979. Mother when to work in a small convenience store in a small college town in central Alabama were my fathers f****y lived and continues to live. It was at this time in her life that... Continue»
Thanks to Joey and Kev for this story about the time they photographed Page 3 model Karen White. This is what they wrote to me…..
“It was up at Studio Janor in Leicestershire that we photographed Karen White. It was run by a great guy called Norman Pacey (RIP Norman, you were a great guy and sadly missed). She was doing three of four photoshoots that day and we were the last to photograph her, at about 3pm.
She was as fresh and lively as I think she probably had been at 10am when she started. We’d booked her for two hours of her getting her kit off for us, getting nude, a... Continue»
about 2 years ago I was bored one night and lodged on x hamster though would have a look around and browse some profiles Id been a member for some time and looked in every couple of months then one day i saw Niracraer profile I though she was very sexy so i messaged her we chatted a little i was looking at her pictures and getting really turned on wow she was so sexy and very nice to talk to ,over the months we chatted and ever time i would have a little play imagining touching her and being with her , i think i was getting a little abscessed with her as i would chat and play her video ... Continue»
Come on, it's 6pm already! He mumbled to himself as a car pulled into the driveway of the shop. Everyone had already gone home and he just needed to finish closing up so he could go home too.
The car was pissing coolant everywhere, "Hey! Your car is leaking all over my driveway!" He said, half jokingly, half annoyed. Sheepishly, she pulled herself out of her car and began apologizing. He gave her the once over to see if she'd be worth the trouble... D, possibly double D, nice shape, a little padding here and there, and a decent ass... I wonder if she realizes that she's popping out the top ... Continue»
I'm the type of gal who likes a little something in her ass, so I will frequently plug my butthole with the smallest size of buttplug when I go out for a few hours to go shopping or run errands. I don't wear underwear, and it gives me a thrill to think that no one else knows that my tight puckered hole is being stretched open in a sexual way just underneath my short skirt. Last weekend I decided to go to the mall to buy a swim suit and began looking for my smallest plug. I had recently cleaned house on some of my sex toys and realized that I only had a large plug that made my butt too bloate... Continue»
This story has been received from another photographer who has pictures of Susanna. Sorry but no one gets to fuck her in this story. But, what an exhibitionist this girl is in so many of these stories that photographers have sent to me. Thanks to Cavey for this one.
“Oh yeah, what a girl. I did two photoshoots with her, having seen her advert for her and her studio on the back of Practical Photography magazine, in the UK. All the stories of her on here are right. She is such an exhibitionist.
I did one photoshoot of her in her studio. We got on really well and she seeme... Continue»
HUMANS is a British-American TV series currently airing on AMC and in the UK Channel4, where humanoid robots called Synths are being bought as home helps, but increasingly becoming indistinguishable from humans. I have only watched episodes 1-4, so have to anticipate some of the plot lines. In episode 3 we see the gorgeous female Synth Anita standing in front of a speeding car to save Toby from being knocked off his cycle. She undresses in the garage so that Joe can assess the damage to her skin, but he seems incapable of seeing her as a sex object. Elsewhere a male Synth ... Continue»
This is not a sex story but a tale about a game me and my friend Jess use to play called Innocence. The purpose of the game is to get a friend to push their limits and revel themselves pretending to be none the wiser to a designated person known as the receiver.
The rules of the game are as follows:
1. Only play innocence in a controlled environment
2. Never put yourself in any danger
3. Never play innocence were people may get offended
4. Always choose your receiver carefully
If you decide to play innocence you do so under your responsibility and do not blame anyone else in rega... Continue»
Written by my cousin.
It was 9:30 am, and I had to go home to get some papers I’d left there. I entered quietly, because I didn’t want to wake Scott. Exactly why I didn’t want to wake him was a mystery to me: we had been dating for several months, and he’d moved in with me a couple of months back. He had been looking for a job since I’d known him (except for a short-term stint helping a friend out with his yard business), but he didn’t rise early enough to find one, it seemed to me. He assured me that these days, everything is done online, and he was really busting his ass to find work, but i... Continue»
Battle Of The Gods
Ryugen - EvilAngel - & Segnas
~ Part 1 ~
[ Tokyo, Japan]
[ 8:00 P.M]
[ Tokyo City Park]
*Walking along the sidewalk with a bag of items he got from a anime shop*
"Hmm? It's already night time. Man I must have been in the store to long.
*Is wandering around in a daze with her pupils blown to the size of the iris and accidently shoulder checks Nicholas*
*Wanders on - Half off balance and muttering to herself*
"Hmm? Um...Are you ok?"
"H-he's coming for... Continue»
As Andrew walked out the door he glanced at his older s****r, leant over the kitchen counter and reading her magazine. Holy shit he thought, his friends were right - she was a knockout. It was hard to admit that about her when she acted like such a bitch around him all the time, he wanted nothing to do with giving her any praise. But the truth remained, her luscious dark brown hair, pulled back in a ponytail, and below that a slim waist that led down to her graspable butt made her sexy simply from behind. But that wasn't all, her perky overflowing breasts that he had seen many times in her var... Continue»
Brad rarely saw his s****r Emma anymore. Between their going to school in separate cities and busy schedules when they were home in the summer, it was rare if they spent more than an hour in each other's' company. He still always loved seeing her, though she and he both were changing as they followed their own paths. And oh did every time he did see her remind him that she was a stunner. As they were going through school Brad knew she was going to be a beauty when she got prettier and prettier each year. However, it seemed that she never stopped; her breasts got bigger and bigger until they lo... Continue»
Carol held her coffee as though it was the elixir of life. It very well looked like it was, too; in the cafe’s more direct light, Jake could make out dark circles under her eyes that hadn’t been there before.
“Are you alright?” Jake asked. “You look…”
“...like hell,” Petra offered.
Carol gave that crooked smile again. Something about it was really familiar. “I’ll be fine. It’s just… really exhausting getting here.”
Jake shook his head. “I don’t get it. Getting here? From where? And why?”
Carol chuckled. “You know, my father told me you’d ask that. He said you’d be… ‘methodically and relen... Continue»
Everyone knows someone who just can’t sit still, talks constantly, and is just one bundle of nervous energy. Well this describes my neighbor Rhianna a cute, small breasted, skinny women. She is so thin because she just can’t stop moving!! Its funny her husband Chet is a quiet laid back guy who is the neighborhood Mr. Fixit. Last night my wife Anne and I were laughing about this crazy sex party we had back in the 1980’s. In the early 1980’s video porn just came out, you would go to your local video rental store and go to the back section where they had the “XXX rated” movies. One Saturday nigh... Continue»
. Not for selling.
By Jay Jay
1: Accidental Introduction
Mandy could not believe she was falling victim to her own devices. Had she never pushed her father into the 21st century, she would not be in the predicament she is today. Mandy was born and raised on the f****y farm. She had left to go to college and had returned after gaining dual degrees in Computer Technology and Financial Accounting. But in the five years since she had left the fourth generation dairy farm; it had become apparent that the farm was in severe jeopardy. As she worked on her acc... Continue»