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SEX WITH MUSLIM LADY FIRST TIME

This is my first story wen I had make sex with a lady in her house wen I'm only 18. There were five persons in this bungalow. Sahib, her wife, two son and one daughter. Sahib was an aged person of 60 but his wife whom we called Begamsab was in her 25. His both sons were studying in college, while his daughter in high school.

I was taken my matriculation exams when my father became ill and the result was that, that he became disabled. Even now he could not move. The f****y where my father was working helped us very much but till how? There was no any one to earn for the f****y for survival. ... Continue»
Posted by BADMAN28 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9849  |  
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HOW I BECOME A GAY

Hi everyone i liked your story,so i am also going share my experience with u

This happened when i was preparing for my drama on my school day as a women in a HIJAB,to tell about me i am a medium color guy with average body with semi breast ,the make up man Mr.lalu,first he told remove the shirt, i was little bit shy any way i removed , he dressed me, after dressing he took me to the mirror. i cant believe my eyes i was really a women in that black hijab. showing my smooth hip and lalu stared at me seeing my female body. he starting to touch my breast from back he squeezed it hard and it was... Continue»
Posted by BADMAN28 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4550  |  
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The Rivalry

My name is Chris and my twin s****r’s name is Kris too. When we were born, the doctor said we nearly didn't make it out because we both tried to come out first. In fact we nearly came out together, and in the confusion of the delivery room the doctor lost track of which one of us came out first, so rather than getting it wrong, we were documented as being born at exactly the same time, 11:59 pm.

Our parents decided that since we looked alike, we should have the same name, but spelled out as exact opposites, but in reality we were fairly similar. We are both smart, athletic, driven to succee... Continue»
Posted by ndamood4sum 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8426  |  
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A sexy Romp through Space-time

So I was bored and a friend dared me to write this story. It is a bit twisted but I think it is entertaining. It is an unedited once over so if it is rough in places I apologize. If you read it, let me know what you think.

OF WIZARDS AND STARSHIPS

A SEXY ROMP THROUGH SPACE-TIME


A cold and bitter wind blew through the darkened English countryside, carrying the promise of snowfall before morning. Across the land, Muggles and Wizards alike wisely chose to avoid the winter weather and instead found things to do indoors where it was safe and warm.
Despite being wrapped in numerous ... Continue»
Posted by wraithe_13 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1171  |  
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A Sexy Romp Through Space-Time

I basically wrote this story just to see if I could pull it off. It is an unedited once over piece but it has gotten good feedback so I decided to post it and see what other people think.

OF WIZARDS AND STARSHIPS

A SEXY ROMP THROUGH SPACE-TIME


A cold and bitter wind blew through the darkened English countryside, carrying the promise of snowfall before morning. Across the land, Muggles and Wizards alike wisely chose to avoid the winter weather and instead found things to do indoors where it was safe and warm.
Despite being wrapped in numerous layers of defensive magical spells, ... Continue»
Posted by wraithe_13 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 363  |  
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A date at the lonely bench.

October 2014, South Wales, secluded and forgotten bench
It's a relatively sunny day with some summer rain I'm wearing my skinny jeans, my hair is flowing in the wind as I smoke a joint waiting for her to wake up (she's gonna need a lie in for what's in store). She's a wannabe goth and I don't mind sayin' it, black lipstick, black hair, thick eye-liner and brown cola eyes. She started sending me the photos you can find in my galleries.


Texts - me: "Wanna meet up at 'the bench' away from the town?" Shannon: "Why you got something special planned? ;)" me: "Maybe.. depends o... Continue»
Posted by Luv4meLuv4u 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 571  |  
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Drama queen part three

Drama queen part 3

The next day (Friday) I got up and dressed in clean lingerie and a mini skirt with top, I did my make up, I was getting better; especially after the tips Alice had given me. I took my dirty lingerie and loaded it into my washing machine. I did notice there were no male underwear, and did a smile to myself. I checked the skirts, top and dress I had worn and decided that they needed a wash too so they were set aside for the next load. I remembered I had some essays from Drama school to mark. The rest of my day was spent reading and marking with the occasional break for natu... Continue»
Posted by hottvcarole 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1454  |  
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Rachael - The Babysitter

"Mais maman!" Je plaidé. "Je ne ai pas besoin d'une baby-sitter! Je ne peux pas simplement rester moi-même cette fois? »Mais elle ne bougeait pas. Pour l'amour de Pete, je avais quatorze ans. Tout simplement parce que mes parents ont dû sortir de la ville pour le week-end, pourquoi ai-je avoir quelqu'un rester avec moi comme si je étais un petit enfant!

«Regardez Jeff, je ai entendu tout ce que je vais vous entendre. Je reçois la fille de Mme Walker, Rachel de rester avec vous, et ce est tout ce qu'il ya à faire. »Puis sa voix se adoucit un peu. "Ecoute chérie, ce ne est pas que nous ne vou... Continue»
Posted by kristak 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 780

casual sex

Chapter 1

They stood at the intersection waiting for the light to turn. They'd been fighting for four blocks now.

"You are so stupid!" he yelled at her.

"You may not be so smart yourself."

She said it without emotion, just going through the ritual. Don't fight back; he goes on forever. Fight back too much; he gets explosive, not physically abusive but headache loud. They're relationship had become a game of trying to fight just enough. Though on this occasion she was exhausted and aimed to push him swiftly to leaving; an ambitious goal. He could fight all night. He didn't seem to h... Continue»
Posted by sexykamel 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1067  |  
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Justin Time

Justin time [part 1 of 2]
By: Helena Handbasket

I'm divorced, 48, a redhead and curvy.

This is my first story, I hope you like it. As time goes on I will take
you on my many fantasies, but this one is true.

Episode one - the DIY Store. You may call this a Hardware Store. I am
meaning a shop that sells paint, plaster, tools etc for jobs around the
home and garden. I needed some paint to repaint my front door. There
was little chance I would ever actually paint it, but on this
particular day I had started out with the best of intentions.

Not that I was exactly dressed ... Continue»
Posted by Helena-Handbasket 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1551  |  
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SEX IN JOURNEY

I am 26 old guy having a hunger for sex 24/7, I own a tool which is not gigantic as its described in the stories here, I have a 6.5 inch tool with a 2.5 inch circumference. I am working for a reputed company as a territory manager in Hyderabad. I have to travel a lot within AP and Pune. Few months back we had a requirement in one of our centers and had to hire a junior for which we started hiring. And one of the candidates was Bindu; she was 25 silky hair and stats of 32 24 36. Damn she was hot and I already made my plans of fucking her soon. I interviewed her and obviously selected her. Few w... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 757  |  
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SEX WITH UNKNOWN LADY IN CINEMA

It started like this; me and my friend went for movie. It was a late night show of 11.15 pm we got there at 11.00 and after our arrival a group of 3 girls arrive they were fully mature and in that group she was there. I was staring at her and only thought in mind was how to fuck her. She was wearing a t-shirt like top which was ending at her navel and a short frock which was just above her knee. Everyone was looking at her. She was hot and with that outfit she was kill mine and my friends’ heart. I can guess everyone there are just thinking like me how to fuck her just once. Seeing her, my lit... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3113  |  
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MY BIGGEST REGRET

FICTION OR TRUE YOU DECIDE,

My biggest regret.


My name Clair Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our friend’s wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we do talk when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is now over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Before the affair ou... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2829  |  
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Fucking Carol Next To Her Passed Out Man

So my neighbor was a big girl BBW for sure, huge tits, big fat ass and a pussy that was so good it was definitely built for fucking. We had been fucking secretly for a while as she was cheating on her long time boyfriend with me and would come over for a regular fuck every few days. She was the type of woman that I could just slip in her ass or pump her mouth, she didn't care what I did or when I did it so long as I filled her with cum or busted over her face or huge tits. This particular time she had been out with her man and he was really d***k, so d***k he passed out in the hallway. She kno... Continue»
Posted by xerosheartx 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3981  |  
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Wife Submits to boss for her hubby's Job

Michael Canell sat in bed wearing the light blue pajamas his wife had given him last Christmas and tried unsuccessfully for the third time to read page 132 in his new spy novel. He just couldn't concentrate. He tried to hide it but he was worried.

Michael barely even noticed when his wife, Adrianna, entered the room wearing a silk baby doll nightie that clung to all the best parts of her shapely figure. Adrianna was about five foot six with a mane of curly dark brown hair and a face that was a cross between Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, with a few adorable freckles on her cheeks and the t... Continue»
Posted by sassygeorge 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1148  |  
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Wife is Taken and Fucked at Party

I should share Rachelle's first experience getting it outside of our marriage.

We were at a Luau party when she had so much fun that Rachelle finally lost enough inhibitions to go a little further. It was actually a Yacht Club party. It was a different club than the one we belong to now.

Being that it was a Luau theme party, she was only wearing a small flowery wrap type mini skirt and a tube type top that left the bottom of her tummy bare. Her shoes were low heeled beach sandals with a strap between her toes. They were kind of a casual to dressy flip flop if you will with small straps.... Continue»
Posted by sassygeorge 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4036  |  
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me and my p e e teacher

I regularly went to college and I also used to go to tuitions … I used to go to maths tuition and the teachers name was maria …. She was a christian and the most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen and I was one of her favorite students …. She took tuitions in one rented room …. The timings differed and some times I even went to her house to clear some doubts and she lived with her mother who was really old …. We called her ms maria ,she was 27 years old and was divorced….and her height was 5ft 6 and she was fair like a rabbit and she had silky hair …. During classes many students used to comment be... Continue»
Posted by ajbasu 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3860  |  
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Who is the Cuckold Now


Melanie was a woman with a plan.

She had already achieved the first part of the plan by marrying Rod. You see Rod is incredibly rich! Just how wealthy she did not know but he had houses or condos in California, New York and Florida. He had servants, cars, and a jet. Yes he is wealthy beyond most people’s imaginations.

Melanie was poor and had been working as an erotic dancer when Rod had come in one night. For what Melanie lacked in money was offset by her sexy looks and her ability to sexually please others.

There was only... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3744  |  
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Hotel Pleasure palace.

George and Mildred arrived at Hotel Pleasure palace looking forward to a fantastic two week vacation.
The middle aged couple had worked pretty hard all year and this was their reward, and even though George had booked it late and was still surprised to pay so much for their room, a fortnight on the beach at a 5 star hotel resort was something they felt they really deserved.
They strolled into the open reception area gleaming in chrome and wood and marble and headed for the check in desk.
"Hello there George and Mildred Hill just booking in" grinned George.
The tall thin man behind the desk... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 335  |  
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vilage girl to society lady .....!

I grew up in a rural Maharashtrian village. I was tall for my age of
18 years, about 5′7″ and thin. I had round breast with big pointed
nipples, thin waist and well moulded buttocks and tapering legs. My
color was slight dark and my face was oval shaped. I had slanted eyes,
thin pointed and slighltly upturned nose, pouting lips and good even
teeth, which sparkled when I smiled. I was not considered beautiful in
a traditional way but by the age of 19, I could observe that most men
were giving me sly looks in the village. My parents were traditional
farmers and we were poor. I had two
... Continue»
Posted by banupriya21 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1580  |  
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