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Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
Sex is good for your health, then the obvious next question would be, how should you arrange your sex life so as to maximize the health benefits? Is a series of one-night stands as salubrious as a long-term coupling? Could a few bouts of masturbation be as nourishing and wholesome as a single night of conventional intercourse?
Not that masturbation is so bad. A 1988 study found that genital self-stimulation increases pain thresholds and produces an analgesic effect in women, and a 2003 study linked masturbation to a reduction in prostate-cancer risk, which the researchers attributed to ej... Continue»
THIS STORY IS FICTION ONLY
A young mans obsession with me
My name is sally and I have been married to my husband John for 15 years and in all that time I have never looked at another man in my years of marriage,
My husband and I have a very active sex life and he is a great lover and sex is amazing with him,
I love john very much and would do anything for him, we are a normal couple who like to experiment in the bedroom our favorite is fore play we love watching porn films while in bed,
John loves me to dress up when we go out and always say how sexy I look I do look after my... Continue»
I’m not gay but I find women with manly features attractive. I met this girl on craigslist she was from California a bit of a tom boy, short, looked a bit like my mother but more facial hair. She had a domineering nature much like the qualities of a macho male. She was like one of the guys. I flew from Dallas to Pasadena to meet up with her.
She wanted to meet up at a local hotel, she left a bag at the reception with instructions. I was to go to room 32 put a cage on my head, a ball gag in my mouth and wear a stud dog collar, blind fold, handcuffs and so on. I got changed in the room. I ... Continue»
The billiards room of The Water Poet is, using the British system, on the first floor of the building. There are only two doors in the room and one of those is a janitorial closet; the only entrance in or out is the one through which I push you after we've ascended the old wooden staircase, my hand in the small of your back guiding you the entire time.
It is an old room, one of the few not to have had a significant makeover when the pub was refurbished a few years past. The wallpaper has been updated, a not altogether unsuccessful attempt to eradicate a century of cigarette smoke ingraine... Continue»
We didn't always go out looking for sexual partners sometimes it just happened on one occasion we were on holiday in New Zealand staying in a hotel in Rotarua. We had been out sightseeing and got caught in a downpour getting soaked to the skin, it had also been cold. Returning to the hotel we decided that a spa would be just the thing to warm us up, so we went to our suite got changed into the complimentary robes and headed to the spa/sauna room on the top floor. Of course we had to wear swimmers as it was a public area, Anne wearing a brief bikini and myself a pair of speedos, we were hoping ... Continue»
I had a cast on one leg and one arm, the other arm in a sling. I had a rack tied to my back and I laid in bed for almost two months. An off road dune buddy accident nearly killed me.
My f****y could not care for me and I did not want my mom doing it any way. So we found a part time worker at the Hospital to come into our home. She lived in my room the entire time taking care of me. The degrading shit on a bed pan and have her wash my ass. the pee in a urinal and have her hold it, shake it after. She gave me a bath every morning after the f****y left. For a sixteen year old teen, it was not h... Continue»
so, my friend & i did a sequel… w/George Clooney reappearing as Giorgio.
A Foxtail in Natale
The special holiday sequel to:
A Foxtail in Como
by Mrs. Face
It was a bright and crisp winter afternoon in lake country. A layer of fine mist hung over the water as a light snow began to fall over the picturesque village of Bellagio. It was Christmas Eve and the snow made each window emanate a warm and festive glow. As Taylor strode down the tiny meandering streets, stopping to look into each little shop, she remembered why she had returned. Taylor had not been ... Continue»
It was at the tail end of 2013 that I had my first experience with a mature lady. From then on, I've never looked back.
I'm a 24 year old male from Scotland and I've recently been meeting like minded matures for passionate, no strings attached sex. It all started when I attended my friends birthday party in November. I was chatting to his mum and auntie about careers and holidays for a long while having a few beers and vodkas. The auntie left, and it was at this point the game changed. His mum automatically placed her hand on my trousers and started to slowly rub my bulge. Her face drew cl... Continue»
It all started simple enough. Like many in modern days we started talking on the internet. I can't even recall how or where, although hindsight tells me that it was likely some sort of well thought out plan of her's.
She was nice enough. Innocent. We would chat about movies, video games, the usual semi-dorky internet speak. I would rant about the most recent pains and jerks at my job and she would complain about her latest idiot professor. Yeah, she was a little younger than me, still in college, but it certainly made me feel better about myself to know I was talking to a college girl... Continue»
So I get a call from Patricia I know it her because when I answered the phone I heard high pitched screaming in Chinese she lapses into Chinese when shes upset when I get her to calm down and speak English it seems shes stuck somewhere with a flat tire way out in the middle of nowhere you were visiting some relatives in Colorado and on the way back the car began acting funny next thing you know your on the side of the road with a flat so its Billy to the rescue I find your location on my GPS and take off to find you and a while later there you are looking a little disheveled on the side of the... Continue»
Kim Possible: Dreams Can Come True - Chapter 3 - After hours
Ron Stoppable was Kim's best friend and sidekick in their fight against crime.
Ron was the exact opposite of Kim. He was the guy that you'll never pay any attention at. He was clumsy and a real time loser, until a few weeks back. He was also in love with his best friend, Kim, but he couldn't tell her. He never had any idea as to how she would react if he told her the truth.
Growing up, Ron thought that he would be what a woman wants. Blonde hair, blue eyes and a great body. Around sixth grade he realized that this wou... Continue»
About 5 years ago I met up with a much older gentleman over the holiday while visiting f****y in FL.
Not cut for a porn movie but at least it was real. I only embellished a few things. Guess and I'll tell you at the end what I exaggerated.
Anyway, this old man, 70, had several hobbies, including one new hobby, one we had in common.
It was early evening, shortly after dinner, and his wife had already gone to bed. I knocked softly, as instructed, and he greeted me in a shirt and bathrobe.
"I always get comfortable in my bathrobe after she is off to bed" he quipped.
He had no hangups o... Continue»
iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #6 – Carly
"I wish my life was more like one of those fairy tales."
When Carly woke up, she instantly felt an overwhelming wooziness, and rolled out of bed. She reached for her phone on her night-stand, but she just felt open air. She opened her eyes expecting the bright morning sun to be shining in, but the light was very dim. And as she looked around the room, she realized that this was not where she went to sl*ep.
The room was almost all black and there were videos of iCarly going and lots of clocks all over the wall. Each clo... Continue»
The slap reverberated around the room. Jason gritted his teeth trying
desperately to keep hold of his temper. Daphne started towards the door but
Jason caught hold of her wrist, his eyes steely.
"You're not going anywhere until we've got this settled. Daphne
glanced coolly at his hand and then back to his face. Then she brought her
foot down on his. Hard.
Jason gave a furious growl and exploded into action. Grabbing her,
he swept her off her her feet and headed toward the bedroom. Daphne
gasped in anger.
"How dare you!", she bit out, starting to jerk and kick as... Continue»
I was greeted by a cheery voice in the street I was walking down, early in the Boxing Day evening.
I looked up to see a familiar gorgeous chubby face.
I beamed instantly recognising the large plump red-headed beauty.
"It's Danni, I was wondering if I'd ever see you again!"
She chirped, her beautiful chubby cheeks glowing a pinkish hue in the cold weather.
"Me too, I'm glad to have bumped into you."
I smiled, really happy to see her again. She was wearing a lovely wintry fur-trimmed coat,
black leggings which looked like her big thick luscious thighs was about ... Continue»
I lead a pretty mundane life, or at least I did until last week when I had an experience that changed my life.
I'm a digital photo editor and web designer, and for the last few years, I have worked in the adult industry, making web sites and taking/retouching photos for adult entertainment clients. Most of my friends bust my balls and ask questions about my work on a regular basis, "I bet you get laid all the time, taking pictures of naked chicks.” or "Does your dick get hard when taking pictures of chicks?" or "Do I get turned on when a guy pops a boner during a shoot?" etc. In fact, nothi... Continue»
Tossing and turning on the bed; she found that sl**p would not come to her, as her mind was full of vivid memories of the days fun they had just enjoyed. A smile came across her face as she remembered each detail of their Anniversary dinner. Choosing a more private affair than most they had decided to go to the local park with a blanket. Once there she realised there was no food. Arching an eyebrow questioning at him he had laughed, pulled her down onto the blanket, lifted her skirt and started to lick and suck her clit. Every so often lifting his head to insert a finger into her wet pulsin... Continue»
I uploaded a two part video that happened in Phoenix Dec 27. As you guys know I visit the Phoenix office atleast once per month. This past Saturday 12/27/14 I was at a local bar. I would disclose the bar name however last time I shared a location we had 2x as many guys at it and the same amount of women. I guess only guys read my stories lol. This is the majority of the conversation some small talk of course is not recounted. Enjoy and watch both of the videos Part 1 Caught fucking milf in parking lot and part 2
Anyway A milf was seated next to me and we made small talk as we watched ... Continue»
A favour for Misty 4
You remember I have just been called its late afternoon and I am in the company of her indoors and I don’t know what the silly cow has hatched with Misty, I am freshly showered , recently slept and a worried man as she who must be obeyed has as yet not spoken on the subject of the big fat lady over the road who is a devoted sub and a sex mad maiden who we have rescued from committing suicide!...with me so far or do you want time to re read parts 1,2 and 3? Ok here we go again then.
Realising I have committed the silly mistake [in my defence I had a hangover from the e... Continue»