Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 3
(Rewrite of a story I made a long time ago)*
"Dick, you must find a way to help me," complained Sarah to her husband. She felt she was fat and needed help to shape up.
Dick was happy his plan was working. He had deliberately made comments to give her that impression, that she was fat and needed to exercise to reduce her weight.
"You are not really that fat," said her husband, deliberately sounding unconvincing.
"Oh yes, I am! You yourself have said that many times," insisted Sarah. "I weigh 150 lbs! And my breast are so big!"
"But you are... well, perhaps a bit stout, but you ha... Continue»
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30/10/2012 22:48:54 Mark and Gem u know who im on msn come say hello
30/10/2012 22:49:04 Mark and Gem u know who hey
30/10/2012 22:49:09 u know who Mark and Gem hey
30/10/2012 22:49:11 Mark and Gem u know who nice
30/10/2012 22:50:14 u know Mark and Gem that u?
30/10/2012 22:50:18 Mark and Gem u know yes
30/10/2012 22:50:21 u know Mark and Gem wow
30/10/2012 22:50:27 u know Mark and Gem very cute hun
30/10/2012 22:50:30 Mark and Gem u know thank u lol
30/10/2012 22:50:41 u know Mark and Gem me not so much
This woman, Christina, who lived a few doors down from me in our apartments, didn’t have a car and she would ask me for rides all the time. I didn’t really mind it because she was really hot and each time I did take her somewhere I would wear short loose fitting shorts that would let my cock stick out of the short leg band. She would always look but would never say anything. Knowing that she was looking always gave me a hardon and instead of just hanging out of my shorts my cock would be sticking straight up out of them.
This one particular day I heard a knock at my door and when I peek... Continue»
I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Hey Y'all. I'm Raissa the hot-girl-next-door type. I've been a sexual person since I lost my virginity at 15.
It might sound tacky but I love having my pussy touched and played with all the time.
I don't know what it is but none of my girlfriends seem to be the same way. I can't get enough sex and that's just it so I end up masturbating a lot. The photographer was funny because he seemed to make funny faces when I was masturbating.
I couldn't tell if he was enjoying it or confused by it all. I haven't left my town since I was twelve.
When I was boarding through the security checkpoint plac... Continue»
Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
In April 2009 nearly two years into our marriage and two months since my unfortunate miscarriage. Hubby started talking about vacations, most likely to cheer me up, since it was obvious that I found it difficult to deal with our loss. He found an discounted advertisement for a holiday in Andros island, Bahamas. He brought up the idea of a vacation to this Caribbean island to me. We had not taken a vacation since honeymoon, so I responded positively and the fact that I would have him to myself for quality time alone, it seemed a nice option. Over the next few weeks he’d keep reminding me about ... Continue»
I sent Marguerite an SMS to say we were on our way, and that these boys were big if she could kindly waive the supplement for extra large cocks. She replied, “Don't worry lol”.
Adrian was wearing his jeans and no underwear. It looked as if he had some hosepipe down them. George was also wearing jeans but was wearing a thong underneath into which he had packed his magnificent equipment, so there was a very visible bulge. In fact, it seemed he was carrying his lunch down there.
When we arrived at the salon, Marguerite and the owner, Anne, were waiting in reception. Marguerite was look... Continue»
when i watch video here at hamster about i****t i was surprised ,then ive meet (mother_swiss lover) member here that really having sex relationship with her 42 yrs old slut mum. that abused him if she cant find any fucker
and come between our plan.he tried his best to moved on but he never succeded.wish him gudluck some day. yes am ok its just an experienced...
heres our few days chat story...
IM Aug 2, 2013 9:27:24 AM
firstname.lastname@example.org: mhaw 5mins more bb
fredy Sauter: hi my love sorry to wake up you
fredy Sauter: i waite for you
fredy Sauter: if you are alone i ... Continue»
Just Being Neighborly
I first had a chance to meet our new neighbor when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get the mail I watched as she stooped over to grab hers. I got a pretty clear look down that the neckline of that torn shirt and saw nothing but cleavage. No bra and no tan l... Continue»
after goddess had her promotion she stays a lot busy with work now a days and I had to do the regular hose work and carried out whatever goddess asked to do like a good sissy maid..
it was wensday evening goddess came home all tired and stressed I kneeled infront of her and removed her shoes den liked her sweaty feets dry it was a regular day job .. she got up and went to room after a while when I finished serving dinner I was called to her room goddess was doing some papper work and was worried..
she asked me to strip she didn't even look at me I stood all naked my pubic hair wasn't shaved ... Continue»
Here is the biggest mistake I made in my life. I slept with a patient. That is due to the second biggest mistake in my life. I am a doctor.
Of course, there is a story involved. Here goes.
As a k**, I wanted to be a doctor. But not to people. I wanted to be a vet. That didn't work out. My old man pointed at medical school. I loved my dog, and my dog died, and soon, I found my dream dead. I was a people doctor. I studied my ass off, read as much as I could and finally made it to medical school. On merit, by the way. Its been an interesting journey since then.
Six months ago, I graduate... Continue»
Ok so today I had a really good day I'm driving from work and I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette outside I parked my car in the drive got out and waved at her across the street.Now this woman is in her early 40's shes in the thick side wearing track short with a white see through tanktop she looked alright with no makeup and her hair down I give her a 7 outta 10 which is still fuckable I walk to her asking how you doing Mrs.Diaz she says good I guess.I noticed something was bothering her and I asked if anything was wrong she said that her husband of 19 years spilt that after living with ea... Continue»
It had been a long time before the people had gotten suspicious back in Europe but it had finally caught up with her. She had stayed in the same place for too long and it had come back to bite her. Luckily she had enough money saved to move away. Now a whole New World had opened up for her in the US of A. New York City was as big as cities came and filled with busy, important, business people. She figured she'd do well here.
The store space in front of her was in a relatively old building, which worked well for her purposes of setting up an old book store. Which was all just going to be a ... Continue»
"This way.", she whispered. The three hurried down the gangway to the small ship, looking behind to see if they were being followed. The hatch to the ship was open and they ducked inside and pulled the door closed behind them.
Safe, for now. Captain Senna tried to catch her breath and looked over at Ensign Torr and Science Officer Beck. They seemed similarly winded but unhurt. Her academy training had not prepared her for this. Commanding a scout ship was one thing. Navigating her crew safety through a hostile space station was quite another.
"Ok, let's see if we can get this ship going ... Continue»
It was a cold winter night in the Chi-Town!! December 25 1994 Marry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Me and a couple of my home boys decided to go to the then Cliff Levingston Rivera for the Christmas celebration of hip. Me a young k** at the time age 25 nice looking short and stature but hansome and always on the look out for some good pussy. When the music came on I look for some one to dance with. On the floor was this fine thick big booty girl dance by herself. I thought to myself let me try and get a dance with her. She was about 5'0 in height but had to wieght about 175.00 with ... Continue»
Justin, a JC classmate, managed to date me on 31st December. Just like for every date, I make sure I dress ready for whatever post-activity action. I wore a baby blue strapless corset top with a dark blue chiffon skirt (more like chiffon skirting because of its length), and you'd have expected, blue 3-inch heels.
Justin drove and came to pick me up at 5pm. We drove around town, went for dinner at a nice cozy restaurant, and then decided to shop around the place. Just like always, I'm usually the initiator. I pushed him into the handicap toilet and pass him the remote vibrator from my bag. H... Continue»
The previous night, after shooting a copious load of cum down the gorgeous vampire's throat, Danny had agreed to drive Sylvia across the country to meet with her b*****r and s****r. Well not her actual b*****r and s****r, but the three vampires had all been turned into bl**dsuckers by the same elder vampire and apparently in their world that meant they were f****y.
That morning at 5am, well before the sun was up, Danny and Sylvia hit the road.
Sylvia's car turned out to be a very nice black limousine, not the most subtle vehicle, but it had specially darkened windows and... Continue»
I was at the pool with some friends and my girlfriend, we had decided to back to one of their houses and I needed to change back into street clothes. As I got to changing rooms they were all full but one and as I got there I met this old lady who wanted the same room, "we can share as long as you don't mind seeing an older woman changing out of her swim suit" she said as we went in and locked the door behind us.
For as long as I can remember I have had the hots for older women. I don't know what got me to that point. I have seen my mom naked a millon times. And yes, my s****r and her fri... Continue»
Annalee had been my neighbour forever. Since the area we lived in was a bit out-of-the-way there had been feel other young families around. Annalee would always try to tag along with her older b*****r Chris and me when we went out. We would do our best to try to lose her or ignore her but we would always get in trouble.
I left for college after high school and spent two years away from home. It was summer and I decided to forgo summer classes and let my brain heal from the past five terms. After driving for five hours I made it back to the house I grew up in. As I pull into the dr... Continue»