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I have decided to visit my friend in Canada.
As I cross the border into Canada I give a holler to my trucker
friend letting him know Iam a four hour drive from him .
As I am nearing his home town my phone buzzes I have a message marked
urgent ,I pull off the road to read my message it seems my trucker is
in a bit of trouble and needs my help this time .
I call asking what I can do he preceded to tell me he is stuck out
at duck pond ,giggling I remember this is where we first met he tells
me to stop giggling long enough so I can hear what he is telling me he
needs fro... Continue»
This is just a short story inspired by a good friend of mine's very sexy story!
Please note this story is mainly just for fart-lovers everywhere so, you know, don't say you haven't been warned! hehe
"Hurry up, Sam, I want to get there today!"
Danni playfully urged me as she sat in the driver's seat of her car.
"Hold on, I'm coming!"
I chuckled, putting my small suitcase into the boot of said car, next to her suitcase.
I then hurried to the passenger-side door, opened i... Continue»
So, I started writing, not really knowing what I was writing about and it turned out like this.
Hmm... It's a bit of a strange one. Well, not really whenever you compare it to some other stories, haha.
“Back!” I exclaimed excitedly, bouncing on the bed and making the laptop bounce along with me. I heard Harry’s deep chuckle from the speakers, followed by that adorable smile, his dimples denting each cheek.
“Awh, it’s so good to finally be able to talk to you!” I sighed happily.
Harry was currently in France with the boys, their World Tour kicked off six ... Continue»
Continuation of part 1
Isabel finally made it to her relative's place .her face was completely haggard and worn out still panting from her little escapade.Every now and then she was able to stop,took a deep breath and took some rest.Knocking on the door, still panting, waited for the door to open ,for her unexpected arrival.Not long enough , the door opens , and greeted her cousin Belinda still panting."Hello Belinda!! she smiled faintly. Hey!!! What a surprise !!! What happened to you?Belinda snapped. How come you are panting like someone chased you? Belinda pointed out. Yes
THIS STORY COULD IT BE FICTION OR REAL YOU DECIDE
A WIFE AND NOW A STRIPPER
When I married my husband Tom he had a very successful business in real estate and I was his very sexy wife who loved to dress up and look amazing for my husband when we entertain his clients,
Tom use to say I was the fantasy of all men and without my good looks and sexy body his business would not have been as good as it was,
With a 38”DD bust and my long sexy legs with long natural blond hair it was no wonder men would drool over me,
My husband loved it, as he knew I was his and no one else could fuck me on... Continue»
So I was sitting at the bar of a club in an old part of town, on a night out, enjoying my Mojito.
My strait friend I was with had been chatted up by this handsome - if a little too slick - guy
and she and him had gone off somewhere more... Private.
I was left all alone, and every girl I chatted to was either strait or in a relationship.
I had already been drinking a lot most of the night and was now onto cocktails and shots.
Feeling bored, I was getting ready to finish my drink and leave.
As I gulped down the last mouthful of my sweet drink, a woma... Continue»
Chandler paced back and forth in the kitchen. He was fretting over Rachel's choice of Ross to be her groomsman in Phoebe's wedding that day. It was a last minute decision, and Chandler was trying to figure out how to get Rachel to change her mind. He stopped in mid-step, as she walked in.
"Hi," Rachel said, nonchalantly. She was wearing her green floral bathrobe and little socks, obviously in the middle of getting ready for the evening ceremony.
"Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing?" Chandler asked. She paused to listen. "If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the aisle just... Continue»
This is Rehan today m going to narrate a story about how I manage to fuck my friend’s s****r and how my s****r was fucked by him. First of all me 18 years old medium built fair complexion then my s****r Shipra Malik 21 year old DU student slim built but bulging boobs and ass. My friend Saksham and her s****r Priyanka they both were like me and my s****r with darker complexion but still I love his s****r we all live in same area of Delhi.
Then began like this; one day me and Saksham studying together during exams. While talki
I feel so stupid and disgusted right now.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year and a half, we met right after I graduated high school and he was 20 at the time. I was just starting community college and was proud to have my own apartment for the first time ever (I have also worked around 30 hours a week since starting college so I support myself). He was older than me, but struggling. I guess prior to meeting me he had been pretty into d**gs, but I have never seen him do them so I really believed that was all over. And he was cute and sweet and I was kind of lonely, most of my f... Continue»
One pleasant afternoon a beautiful yet sexy woman was walking down the trail tthrough the woods.Heading to her relatives cottage few acres away from her home.To pay a visit.Whom she haven't seen for ages.Her name is Isabel.She is very pretty at 27,smart and most of all sexy.With her stature,no one would think she is still a virgin. Isabel paused for a while,taking her time off admiring the beauty of nature. The blooms of the wildflowers.Gasping, she touched the blooms and eagerly nudged her nose to them enjoying their refreshing smell,even in the mid afternoon.She paused,and contin
One pleasant afternoon a beautiful yet sexy woman was walking down the trail near the in the woods.Heading to her relatives few acres away from her home.To pay a visit.Whom she hasn't meet for ages.Her name is Isabel.She is very pretty at 27,smart and most of all sexy.With her stature,no one would think she is still a virgin. Isabel paused for a while,taking her time off admiring the beauty of nature. The blooms of the wildflowers.Gasping, she touched the blooms and eagerly nudged her nose to them enjoying their refreshing smell,even in the mid afternoon.
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Here you are some of the funniest moments related to sex I've had :)
The first happened a lot of time ago, I was just 17, still a virgin (for a few months) and a porn addict. Yet. My parents went out shopping on a Saturday afternoon so I was alone at home. What can a 17 yo do with a free house? He may either call some friends or watch porn. I watched porn. It was a hot and sunny afternoon in a small town in Southern Italy, and nothing should happen in such a day. At 4 pm I turn on my PC, downloaded a couple of midsized movies (one starring Briana Banks, the other Priya Rai) and decided to h... Continue»
I'm going to try and make this quick. This is a fucked up sarcastic fantasy, and if it turns you on, um, wow.
I'm chatting on some sleezy alt site with some chippie who is obviously a cop. Cute misspelling and cartoon references that showed he studied.
I dance around the issue for weeks. I'm not sending any dick pics, asking for specific info like age etc. I was real cagey. I'm not into that sort of thing but i got another agenda, so eventually i agree to meet.
I know what this is. I've made preparations in advance, including high end lawyers and a private investigator. I even rented a news... Continue»
iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #9 – Freddie
"I wish Jade and Sam could be combined into one person so I wouldn't have to choose."
Freddie Benson was having a really good morning to say the least. He couldn't believe that his wish came true, but the woman whose head was now bobbing between his legs truly was everything he had hoped for. He had been woken up by, who he thought was Jade, but as he looked down, he saw light brown hair and quickly realized it was someone else. Once the covers were pulled back, he could see her completely, as she smiled up at h... Continue»
Matt and I sat on his sofa with our legs locked and the soft flicker of the TV illuminating the room. I wasn’t really paying attention to what was on the screen in front; I was more so lost in my own thoughts, which consisted of what seemed like everything and nothing. The blanket covering my legs was warm and I welcomed Matt’s body on top of mine as he leant over to kiss me with lips so wet and soft.
“Are you tired?” he spoke against my lips; smirking as I shook my head. I could tell that he was restless from the agitated caress of his hands running over my thighs and up the sides of my bo... Continue»
Hi I’m Samuel a university student from Uganda in the first year of studying law, I came to this country because my country, does not have a great education system, arriving in England I set about getting lodgings close to my study area, applying for a room with a white f****y I went and viewed the room, Sandra was married with 4 c***dren Sam a fireman, Pat a postman, Carol a manageress at the large clothes store in town and Frances who lived in Australia, yer I know postman Pat and fireman Sam before anyone points it out. Sandra was married to Jake who had his own construction business; their... Continue»
This is my first story wen I had make sex with a lady in her house wen I'm only 18. There were five persons in this bungalow. Sahib, her wife, two son and one daughter. Sahib was an aged person of 60 but his wife whom we called Begamsab was in her 25. His both sons were studying in college, while his daughter in high school.
I was taken my matriculation exams when my father became ill and the result was that, that he became disabled. Even now he could not move. The f****y where my father was working helped us very much but till how? There was no any one to earn for the f****y for survival. ... Continue»
Hi everyone i liked your story,so i am also going share my experience with u
This happened when i was preparing for my drama on my school day as a women in a HIJAB,to tell about me i am a medium color guy with average body with semi breast ,the make up man Mr.lalu,first he told remove the shirt, i was little bit shy any way i removed , he dressed me, after dressing he took me to the mirror. i cant believe my eyes i was really a women in that black hijab. showing my smooth hip and lalu stared at me seeing my female body. he starting to touch my breast from back he squeezed it hard and it was... Continue»
My name is Chris and my twin s****r’s name is Kris too. When we were born, the doctor said we nearly didn't make it out because we both tried to come out first. In fact we nearly came out together, and in the confusion of the delivery room the doctor lost track of which one of us came out first, so rather than getting it wrong, we were documented as being born at exactly the same time, 11:59 pm.
Our parents decided that since we looked alike, we should have the same name, but spelled out as exact opposites, but in reality we were fairly similar. We are both smart, athletic, driven to succee... Continue»
So I was bored and a friend dared me to write this story. It is a bit twisted but I think it is entertaining. It is an unedited once over so if it is rough in places I apologize. If you read it, let me know what you think.
OF WIZARDS AND STARSHIPS
A SEXY ROMP THROUGH SPACE-TIME
A cold and bitter wind blew through the darkened English countryside, carrying the promise of snowfall before morning. Across the land, Muggles and Wizards alike wisely chose to avoid the winter weather and instead found things to do indoors where it was safe and warm.
Despite being wrapped in numerous ... Continue»