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Maviah Modda. Pakkinti Lanja Manisha

Hi Everybody. This is a Telugu Story written in Roman Script. It is not a short story But I hope you all will enjoy it.

Ma illu first floor lo vuntundi. kinda ground floor lo house owners vuntarru. Kanni pillalu chudadaniki anni USA vellaru. ma pakkana illu votti ground floor.Ma rendu illa madhyana gap challa thakuva. samayamu summurga udayamu 11 ayyi vunda vachuu. nennu newspaper thirgestunna. appuddu vehicle vachi aggina sound vinnapadindhi. yevarra anni paiki legisi chusannu. voka truck aggi vundhi, danillo inti sammunu vunnayi. truck ma pakka inti mundhu aggi vundhi.

Ma pakka illu vo... Continue»
Posted by Maviah_garu 29 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

The Wrestler's Revenge

WARNING: This story is entirely fictional but does contain dark themes and elements.
This is not for the feint of heart! Don't say I didn't warn you hehe


Part 1:

In a small run-down building in a run-down part of town, the wrestler and former champion known as Sammy Bunns
was about to enter a very murky world. She looked different out of her usual wrestling attire, less glamorously sport... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Friends: Moving Day

Friends: Deleted Scenes - Moving Day

A gloomy haze hung within the purple walls of Rachel and Monica's apartment. They had lost a rash betting contest to the guys, and now they found themselves f***ed to pack and move to a smaller, dingier place.

Monica was in the living room trying to lift a heavy box, when Rachel walked in from Chandler's new bedroom.

"Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?" she asked.

"No! Put that box down!" Rachel demanded. "We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl's apartment! That is a boy's apartment, it's dirt... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  


Back in my early days of my career in the plumbing business I had struggled and work long hard hours to gain the experience
it would take to work a plumbing service van . When my big break came I found employment with a top notch company which quickly put BIG dollars in my pocket. The last thing I needed was to lose this once in a lifetime job by having an affair with my supervisors wife.

When I first became employed at my dream job I quickly impressed one of my supervisors named Mike and gained trust with him
as we became friends at work and on our down time. On... Continue»
Posted by davyjones35 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Penectomized public exhibition

I declare that this report fully complies with the truth!

Yes, I'm married, but a cuckold. And yes, I'm an exhibitionist, but penectomized. So I have to accept that real men fuck my wife. That for me this is no problem but ever a great pleasure to watch her in ecstasy. Nevertheless I often feel very horny. Of course I know, that I'm not able to satisfy a girl or a woman. So I have to satisfy myself! And I prefer to do this in public!

Some days ago I took my broomstick dildo and went to a train line nearby. I placed my camera in a direction to be able to document both me and the passing t... Continue»
Posted by DonQuicotte 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Boyfriend Be Trippin'

My Boyfriend Be Trippin'

You'll Give Me A What? If I Drive You Where?

Take it from Frankie: You can love a whole category of women, and I most definitely do: Hookers. I could give you a hundred reasons why I love 'em, one skillful blowjob in the front seat of my cab or one quick hot fuck in the back seat at a time. But this isn't about "love" in the way I love big dogs and baseball and homemade lasagna. It's about Love with a capital L. Stupid Love at that. It's about Kat.

I'd just driven Kat from Geary, the street she was working, to the motel in Oakland where she was living,... Continue»
Posted by PornsurferShowcase 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

{Story} Pt 2.James,s Birthday.{Fun & Frolics}.

Sorry everybody for delay Continueing.
Story.Pt 2.James,s Birthday.{Fun & Frolics}.

Well it had been an eventful morning,Sex in the Shower,James going through his Birthday cards,showing disappointment in his face not getting anything from me,"Well he did say he did,nt want anything from me".
We left the kitchen,got the horses ready for the show,we had a good day at the show,James had got into the jump offs in the Open Jumping on our horse Bienne More,(Ben) jumping a clear round in his 1st show against top International Showjumpers.
Mom & Dad turned up at the show while I was watching the... Continue»
Posted by boy2roy 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  

Pussy Glory

I'm having my morning coffee and scanning the Sunday newspaper; she comes in all wrinkled after her sl**p BUT FRESH and in her nightie. She bends over a bit and gives me the morning kiss. I kiss her back grabbing her waist with my left hand, lifting her nightie with my right and sticking my head inside her nightie; she smells GOOD. I kiss her stomach softly and smell the sweet smell of her still naked pussy. She's clean shaven with just a bit of pubic hair on her pelvis.

I'm not letting her go and just ask her to play along. I'm moving aside my empty cup and newspaper, push back my chair a... Continue»
Posted by xocci 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

The Classes Day Trip to HIS Dairy!

The Classes Day Trip to HIS Dairy!

It was spring time and the c***dren of Lory's class were supposed to go
on a nature day outing.

All the class were excited about it and they desired to visit Lory's

They all remembering the cool exhibit that Lory and her DAD put on
earlier in the school year.

Ms. Appleton's sudden departure afterward had necessitated her
replacement by Mrs. Gunther, but no one blamed that on Lory.
p**o files are everywhere, who would of guessed.

So Lory's FATHER arranged for a luxury bus and one of his drone's
to be th... Continue»
Posted by Enteme 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  

I Love Slutty Sluts.

I love when females dress as sluts they used to let us play knob touch with then in the night clubs. We would take out our dicks and of course you would be on an erection and you tried to touch their arse's with your knob without them feeling you. Of course the club would be in semi darkness and most times the sluts would be d***k and would not feel you touching them. The sluts loved it and on occasion you would cum.
I love women who dress like slutburgers with extra sleaze.
I love sluts like the kind of tube top short skirts that hookers wear on street corners.
I love Halloween when all w... Continue»
Posted by AuntyBarbara 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  


Let us come to the incident which happened few days ago. It was my real life incident. But with confidence I decided to try it. I am searching for an BEAUTY to try with her.I got the beauty.

Her name is Keerthi (name changed for secret ) She lives in our colony with her husband.Husband is working in exporting company. She had 2 year son. She looks like a less than 25. She was damn beauty.I many times sites her.but not talk to her much.Now I decided to seduce her.

So I purposely talk to her and play with her son always. She think that I like her son so I am going there but my thinking to ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My Ex and her Other S*ster

My Ex and her Other S*ster

Please read my story My Ex and her S*ster for a Background of who's who.......

Marie is Kat's middle s*ster. She's 30, married with 3 k**s. She is also the biggest slut I have ever met. I don't mean that in a nasty way but she has slept with at least 100 different guys in her short life maybe 200. She's around 5”5 short mousey blonde hair decent size tits and size 10. She like her s****r Emma lives in Scotland and comes down to visit Kat every few months and always has a good time. She normally sl**ps with different guys on Friday Saturday and Sunday so you can... Continue»
Posted by tobytyke28 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

The back story of Kim from the bar.

Well, Here's a new one for you.

I met Kim right during the middle of my run as a bartender. I was in full stride by that time, fucking everything I could anytime I could.

To be honest I don't really remember much about Kim herself, other then that she was a College student, and lived on campus. She showed up at the bar one night with some friends and I managed to convince her to call me. She actually did! Anyway, As I was in my prime, I was already fucking 3 or 4 other girls at the time. The Waitress April was about a month in, Laura the Milf was on call about anytime I wanted, an... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

The back Story Of Lee From The Bar

The back Story Of Lee

In the time that I was a bartender, there were only two girls out of the close to 20 I slept with that I actually really liked. April was one, and near the end of my 2 year run Lee was the other.

As if a gift from the sex gods, Lee showed up at the bar right around the time I was getting ready to dump Sarah. If you've read Sarah's story, or seen any of her videos you know that she was a fuck machine. She'd complain a TON, but you could fuck her whenever or however. Well, at least until the last month or so. By then she was just a bitch.

So I had to cut her... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

My Favorite Night As A Bartender.

My Favorite Night As A Bartender.
Now, If you’ve read my stories or seen any of my videos, you know I had a LOT of fun as a bartender back in the early 90’s. I had the opportunity to fuck a bunch of college girls and 2 milfs during a 2 ½ year period of time. There were a lot of girls. There were a lot of nights. There was a lot of fucking. But there were 3 nights that defined my time as a bartender. The moment a Milf named Laura started to suck my dick the morning after I had had sex with April, The first time I got a girl on tape, and this moment… The single best night I had as a bartender,... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

The Back Story Of April A Waitress From The Bar

The back story of April a waitress from the bar.

If you've read any of my stories or seen any of my videos, by now you know that I was a VERY luck SOB back in the early 90's while working as a bartender and (sometimes) going to college.

I would like to say that there were 2 times that being the luckiest guy around in regards to pussy wasn't as great as it sounds. April was one of those times.

For a few brief moments during the 2+ years I was busy being a fuck machine, I did find two girls that were actually nice, the type you would like to marry someday. Unfortunately for me (and... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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A One Night Stand With Ann From The Bar

Ann, The One Night Stand.

First, let me be upfront about this. Ann was a bitch. I knew Ann from campus and from my freshman year in the dorms. I tried to fuck Ann all freshman year, but like I said, Ann was a bitch.

Ok, now that that’s out of the way, this is the story of how I finally ended up fucking Ann.

She started coming into the bar at the end of junior year. I noticed her right away as I had tried to fuck her for most of my freshman year, before I had become a bartender. She was hot, had a really tight body with hardly a flaw on it. Great tits = Check! Long legs= Ch... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

The story of how this all started, and ended.

The true story of how I became a "pornstar" thanks to my pervert of a roommate.

So how does one go from being a VERY lucky bartender, banging lots of customers and co-workers, to a maker of many personal porn movies?

Well, in my case, it’s simple. My roommate. I'll call him Larry, because I'm sure if he's still alive, he will eventually find me on this site.

Larry was the perfect roommate for a guy like me, he was my opposite. If I was considered a party a****l my freshman and softmore years, he would have been the nerd. He was the perfect pick when I moved off campus mid soft mor... Continue»
Posted by the_bartender 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Finding Ex-Wife and Girlfriend on A Porn Site

My ex-wife Kim was a 43 year old nurse with short hair and could be seen as having a somewhat lesbian appearance. Apparently, the wealthy doctor she worked for learned from her female co-workers that Kim was a great cocksucker. In order to keep her job she was blowing him during the lunch hour and after work. Then she began accompanying him to medical “conferences”. Her friend told me on one trip she got d***k and as a favor to the Doc she blew three of his doctor friend’s one right after the other.

Well, I was no saint; I was fucking a single Irish exchange student I met at a bar. Maureen... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 month ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Ex and her s****r

My Ex and her S*ster


Me and Kat went out for about 10 years, we had two k**s together. We split up about 4 years ago. We stayed friends for the k**s sake but hardly talked or had contact apart from when it involved the k**s. That all changed about 6 months ago when she split up with her boyfriend. We go talking about stuff one night on the phone and I chanced my arm and invited her round for a shag. She accepted the offer and we began sl**ping together again just going out getting d***k and fucking no romance, just the way I liked it. This is a story of one said night out. Her... Continue»
Posted by tobytyke28 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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