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Not your typical delivery.

I never wanted to work while I was attending college, so I spent the better part of my summers delivering pizza, trying to save up some spending cash for the school year. My friends have always given me shit for my work ethic, but my grades earned me nearly a full ride and my parents picked up the rest of the cost of school, but any party money - I had to earn that myself.

Since I didn’t want to work at all during the school year, I had to work Fridays and Saturdays all summer, to get the most tips I could. It wasn’t too awful. My other friends who came back home (or stayed behind) would ... Continue»
Posted by cvilleguy74 11 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1169  |  
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Body Swop

Mitch Robertson was a little bit homely and so was his girlfriend Layla. They tended to suit one another rather well but Mitch always had the yearning to make love to a really beautiful woman, a fashion model would have done admirably.

Layla wore glasses, had a rather large nose, big hips and a very annoying laugh. As Mitch was no oil painting himself he resolved that she was as good as it was going to get and that was that. Unfortunately when the two of them joined Guru Purdue’s meditation class, with the hopes of finding their inner self, Mitch was suddenly exposed to a lot of gorgeous wo... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1394

Cum and Go

Gareth Mearns was a thirty something young man who had a problem. It all stemmed from the girl he loved dumping him for his best friend almost ten years earlier. As a result of the trauma he suffered because he loved her so much he decided that he would fuck as many women as he could but he would never become emotionally involved.

Even his holidays were geared to how many conquests he could achieve during the two or three week period and one year he envisioned taking his womanizing to a new level. He planned to tour 10 European countries over 30 days and the challenge was to get at least on... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1142  |  
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Dying for a Good Fuck

Derk Van der Broek worked in the Canadian oil fields and shared an apartment with three of his workmates including one very attractive girl named Aime. The two other men had steady girlfriends but Derk, who had only been in the country a short time, didn’t. Consequently he tried to pursue Aime but she just didn’t seem to find him attractive.

He found her to be very attractive, which resulted in him getting a boner every time he looked at her. Aime was quite tall and slim with long shapely legs and a great pair of perky tits that he couldn’t wait to get into his mouth. However, no matter wha... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2578  |  
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Up Your Kilt

Ray Mallender had a couple months break from university and he wanted to do something exciting for at least part of it. Serving fast food was out of the question and so was construction, he’d been there and done that and he didn’t want to do it again. He searched several papers in Wales were he lived but there was nothing that took his fancy. However one day on the train from Cardiff to Aberystwyth he picked up a Scottish newspapers that someone had left behind and there was an advert for an assistant to help with a research project at a bird sanctuary off the coast of Scotland.

After a Sky... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1252  |  
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Accidentally in Paradise

Well away from the casinos and bright lights of Nevada’s urban centers you’ll find the Bald Oasis Hospital. It would be a strange place for a hospital, if it really was a hospital, but it’s more of a place where people go for sexual therapy – even just sex. It’s far off the beaten track, partly for legal reasons, and few people ever pass by accidentally, they are normally responding to advertisements on the internet.

For avid biker Brian Fielding nowhere was out of the way. He’d crossed the Andes, the Sahara Desert and the Russian Tundra on his bike and so a trip through the semi-arid deser... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1677  |  
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Ace in the Hole

Ace Baxter was named after Ace Cannon the famous saxophonist, adored by his father who played his records from morning ’till night and who wanted his son to take up the instrument and become a professional musician. Unfortunately Baxter the younger turned out to be tone deaf and ended up with a job washing glass receptacles in a laboratory.

During his short tenure with the Wittislow d**g Company they made a remarkable break through that shook the world and delighted the intelligence community beyond belief. Known as the Wittislow Truth d**g it threatened to revolutionize the questioning of ... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 561  |  
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Tickling his Testicles

Lillie Soto had a bit of a reputation. Tradesmen often spent longer at her house than any other and several marriages breakups in the area had been blamed on the dark haired beauty. So when she asked her neighbor Roy McKinny to fix an outlet in her bedroom he was a bit uneasy but on the other hand Lillie was a real sexy dish and a very persuasive one.

He was just a young guy, still living with his parents and his mother certainly didn`t want him to go in that woman`s house but he went anyway. Armed with his tool box he rang the door bell and she answered wearing a very revealing top and a s... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1399  |  
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Doing it Yoga Style

Frank Templemead was thirty year old marriage counsellor who was still single at 45. His girlfriend, a 40 year old, rather reserved school teacher, with whom he slept most week-ends, had always sort of satisfied him sexually but he felt there was something lacking.

He didn’t want to be disloyal to his lady friend but when he listened to his clients talking about their sex lives he began to feel quite out of touch with today’s sexuality and decided he needed more experience to be a better lover and more effective counsellor. Enter Celestine Camarillo.

Celestine was a 20 year yoga instruct... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 974  |  
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She Fucked him Good

Eddie McCaethy was a basically a motivator, he had great dental work, sleeked black hair and he wore a tailored suit to perfection. In his seminars, which were billed under the title “The McCaethy Method,” he told people what they already knew and for this they paid three thousand dollars a seat to hear it.

Very few people actually carried out his recommendations because – having been aware of their shortcomings before they entered the hall it was unlikely they would make changes in their life just because someone else pointed it out. Not wanting to work hard and work smart in order to be s... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 834  |  
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Risking Death for a Piece of Ass

Attending a seminar in Chicago was not Curt Whalen’s idea of fun, particularly in the winter but his boss insisted. It was only a two day event on the last evening he decided to take in a little bit of local culture and he wandered around a few streets basically people watching.

He was thinking of heading back to his hotel when the flashing sign from a small bar caught his eye. Wandering in it seemed friendly enough, he ordered a drink and then noticed a very beautiful girl sitting a few empty stools away from him.

She was really quite gorgeous, she had a tantalizing pair of legs wound a... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 816  |  
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LIVING DOLL - Horror


by Seychelle

Living Doll


Until six weeks ago, Pat would have thought anything was better than hospital work.

In fact, when she'd been hired as a private live-in nurse down South, she'd thought it ideal: generous pay, easy hours to let her pursue her further education, and no rent. The recruitment agency could tell her little about her patient/employer Alastair Darragh; what little she'd picked up since did not extend far past the observations that he was a cantankerous recluse who'd driven away previous nurses, an expert in occult studies, and was older than God - b... Continue»
Posted by DoeTheBrat 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 862  |  
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Stoned S****r


It's beyond me how some one as petite as my little s****r could find clothes that were so form fitting, much less that she was wearing them at home while alone in our bed room we share, but I will never forget that evening, or any evening thereafter.
Her music was blaring through the walls, while I was trying to take a nap, no less. So, after growing tired of hearing the same Red Hot Chili Peppers song played over and over, I knocked on our door. It was ajar, and I quickly realized that she couldn't hear me knocking, no matter how f***efully I did so. I walked in. Though I don't like doin... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 9646  |  
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Forever a Slut

Britney has been a tramp ever since junior high. Ever since she sucked off the most popular boy in school she knew she wanted to be the girl anyone could come to for sexual pleasure. By her sophomore of highschool she was known as a slut but never denied the accusations, she loved it! Almost anything you could imagine a slut doing in highschool, she did, flashing the class, blowing Chris in the back of the room, being fingered by Steven under the desk, she even took cock from the quarterback in the men's restroom. Her parents soon found out but it wasn't much to their surprise as Britney's mom... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 15 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2297  |  
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Allison

Allison was so excited! She slowly pulled on her thong,
then her cotton shorts, then her cut off tee shirt
which barely covered her braless 32B breasts. She
polished her toe ring and applied pink polish to her
toenails and put on her little gold ankle bracelet.
Then she combed out her shoulder length blond hair and
walked to her full length mirror.

"Hot!" Allison exclaimed as she looked at her tan,
scantily clad 13 year old nymphet body. She was about
to meet her first online boyfriend, a sexy 14 year old
named Kyle. Allison loved to tease boys online, posting
suggestive... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 15 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1250  |  
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Craigslist meet in a Dublin Hotel.

I was so nervous I was shaking.Meeting a stranger for sex had seemed a very exciting idea when as I lay in my bed horny.I hadn't had a cock in me for so long I wouldn't be surprised if my hymen grew back.Not a sniff of a cock since four months ago when I split up with my boyfriend Mattew. We had been together for two years and the sex had been great.But he was a prat.We would have split a lot sooner but he had a very thick cock and to be honest,he was a great lover.Not gentle,but he made me cum at least once every time.And he would go again after 15 minutes.He was a walking erection.
Then I ... Continue»
Posted by jackelaine 17 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1233  |  
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Friends: Learning to Count to Seven

Chandler had been telling Monica and Rachel about the sex with Kathy the night before. It was alright, but Chandler wanted to really make her scream in pleasure. So Monica had drawn out a diagram showing the seven basic erogenous zones of a woman's body.

"Okay, now, most guys will hit one, two, and three and then go to seven and set up camp, " Monica began.

"And that's bad?" Chandler questioned.

"Well," Rachel replied, "if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn."

Chandler countered, "Well you might if it were anything like 'seven'."

Monica got him ... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 17 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 800  |  
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I & Fanny & my little dick!

Very important note : My English is very poor and I apologize for that to those who have the patience to read these lines ! If anyone would like to rewrite it in a correct way I can say thank you!

My life changed when I met the first girl ! Until then I had never noticed that my dick had too little and badly...... I thought that those were the right size and it was normal to cum as soon as he touched .....
And with these beliefs ..... went to my first appointment !

We were in the car and the girl began to ... Continue»
Posted by mydinogoff 17 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 934  |  
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My S*****s Panties



My younger s****r, Lisa, has been a cock tease for as long as i can
remember. Now 18, she loves walking around the house showing off her long,
lean legs and her tight ass. Although she was a little taller than I was
at 5'08", she had small but firm breasts and seldom wore a bra under her
shirts.

As she grew into a young woman, again she paraded around the house, now
with the very developed body of a young woman rather than a young girl.
She had long blonde hair, blue eyes, and a way of walking that just made
guys stop in their tracks.

Our parents always were scolding ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 18 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 16831  |  
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Leila Has a Big Secret

I'm an ordinary guy, nothing special about me at all. Well, maybe my choice in women could set me apart from most.

It all started one rainy afternoon in Northern California as I was driving home after a party I'd attended alone the day before.

I'd stayed over at a friend's house and after a nice leisurely breakfast I headed home so that I would be back home before dark. I had to be at work the next day and wanted plenty of rest.

I was driving along Highway 1 when I first saw her. And boy, was she a vision. It had been raining all morning and the woman who stood there beside the road w... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 18 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 6273  |  
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