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The Gamer

I laid across the bed on my stomach holding myself up by my elbows wearing just a T-shirt and my boxers looking up at the computer screen with the controller in my hands as my Guild and I marched boldly into the Forsaken Fortress to finally take down the Necromancer King. “This is it you guys” I said over the team channel knowing that this was going to be a long and tough fight, “I need a Defense boost” Shadow_Heart said over the comm. It didn’t take long for Elfkiller1 to start boosting everyone’s STATS, “first one to die has to put 500 gold into the guild bank” The-Bone-Eater said with a gig... Continue»
Posted by Rust1 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1232  |  
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THE PHOTO SHOOT WITH A MARRIED WOMAN

MARRIED WOMAN AND THE PHOTO SHOOT

My name is Jane and I have been married to my husband John for over 20 years,
We have two young boys and life is so good,
My husband and I have a great relationship and the sex is always so good we have over many years found different ways to spice up our sex life,

I currently work park time in a hotel as a receptionist but many years ago I was a model for a major catalog company and have always maintained my figure and looks,
My husband always says that I still look good as I did 20 years ago when we got married,

I think the years have been kind t... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 15 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2211  |  
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Bonkabitch

Goodhead led Bonkabitch to the edge of the roof.
“I’m glad you fixed my shower earlier today Marko,” she said quietly. “I have something special for you. Something special for me.”
“Yes ma’am,” said Bonkabitch, sipping from a glass of champagne. Not the kind of stuff he normally drank. He was a beer and shots man himself. He felt a little dizzy. The champagne must have gone to his head. Must have been a little stronger than he thought.
“You look really pretty,” whispered Goodhead, taking the glass from Bonkabitch, kissing him on his lipstick painted lips. “You look really sexy, you ... Continue»
Posted by sirprecum 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 408

Swallows

Doctor Judy Swallows was one of the NYPD's best and longest serving psychiatrists. She was an accomplished doctor and she was hot. Off the scale hot.
“Do me,” she moaned as Bumfelt bent her over her desk, his balls slapping against her sexy firm ass as he went balls deep on her. “That's it Detective, fuck me. Fuck the Doctor's tight pussy.”
Bumfelt did.
They changed positions. Swallows was a stunning looking woman. Blonde curly hair framing a beautiful face, full lips, sexy as hell blue eyes behind glasses. Long lithe body. 36C breasts now spilling out from an open blouse and pulled... Continue»
Posted by sirprecum 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 859  |  
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Shakedown

"Strip," I said.
"What?" she replied angrily. "You think I'm carrying or I'm wired? You don't fuckin' trust me?"
"I don't fuckin' trust anybody," I replied, motioning with my forty-five. "That's why I'm still alive. It pays not to trust anybody in this line of business. Especially the broads."
"Fuck you, Micky," she hissed, anger flaring in her eyes.
"Strip," I said.
She did. Slowly and sensuously she unbuttoned her jacket. She placed it on the back of the chair. She turned and stood before me and she was quite simply stunning. She wore a white blouse. The material sheer a... Continue»
Posted by sirprecum 15 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 752  |  
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Red Light District Experience: Antwerp, Belgium

The Porn Chronicles continues following the adventures of Tyler Thomas and his sexcapades. There will be a video to come along this story, but the footage I got wasn't great so I wanted to write about it.

My travels had brought me to Antwerp, Belgium where I had found out has legal prostitution as well as a recommended Red Light District. The nice thing about it is that it's not as touristy and not near the main train station of the city, so you don't have the rowdiness that a place like Amsterdam offers. I was on a mission to find a hooker that would let me film our encounter.

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Posted by thechronicles 16 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 681  |  
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POF

Last weekend I met up with a girl I had met on the date site POF. So we went to see Think like a man too and it was funny so we had plenty to talk about at the bar afterwards while we were still getting to know each other. A few drinks in and she let's her hair down and starts leaning over the table showing some major cleavage and I start plotting my next move of course. I drove 45mins to meet her and she said earlier her house had people there including her daughter and b*****r so I'm just like damn what to do. We had both been drinking and the conversation had a lot of innuendo and pretty s... Continue»
Posted by roc-boy 16 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1493  |  
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First College Fuck

Oh college. The North American university experience is good for being irresponsible yet successful and for fucking, plain and simple. First thing I learned in college was: 'Damn, getting pussy is going to be easy as fuck'. Let's be real. It's true. My first college party resulted in my first college hook-up. It was amateurish, I had literally no clue where I was on campus. It was easy, I only had to find out that it was her birthday - although I'm still not sure if it really was or not. But it was fun, like all sexual relations should be, just not in a bunk bed, lol.

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Posted by pjny21 16 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1512  |  
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Timestop Day 1

This story is about a guy who finds he has the ability to stop time. If you don't like the concept, don't read it.A few things before it starts. There is next to nothing sexual in Day 1. Day 1 is just an introduction to the character and situation, things that are necessary to make the story work. Day 2 is where the fun stuff comes in.

P.S. I did not write this story, it's just a story I read and think should be shared with all you xHam people. Enjoy! Originally posted I am sure by [user]http://xhamster.com/user/themessenger[/user]

Day 1 - Wednesday

Warren woke up to his alarm going ... Continue»
Posted by PussyViking 16 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 906  |  
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Payback

12.00am - I was in the bathroom and I placed the weapons in the holdall of our backpacks. "We have got to get this right!" commanded one girlfriend. Another one of my girlfriends sat in the reclining chair, pondering. "Having second thoughts?" "Me? no way" said another one of my girlfriends. "Its pay back". I stepped out of the bathroom and ushered the girls to the door. There were four of us.

12.30am - It was night and the air was cool. We pulled up outside John Rosh Avenue, near the Olympic Park, in London,. Very quietly, we approached No 41, pulled on our stockings over our head... Continue»
Posted by rockyharte 19 days ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3859  |  
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SEX IN THE HOT TUB

SEX IN THE HOT TUB

I have been married to my gorgeous wife for 10 years and our sex life is just perfect we are both in our mid thirties,
We enjoy lots of sex and I must admit my wife sometime wears me out with her constant demands to try new things,

We have no c***dren as we both have jobs that keep us very busy,
I work as investment banker and my wife works as a private sectary for a firm of solicitors,

Let me describe my wife Jen she 36 about 5’9’’ with long dark hair very sexy long legs and a very large 38DD bust,
She love to wear stocking with heels she says it makes her leg... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 22 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2793  |  
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Wrestling with my Sister

This happened about three months after we started our relationship.

I was lying on my bed watching the movie No Holds Bar with my t****e year old s****r. I wanted to watch the movie on our living room tv, but it had been broken since last Thursday. It was another hot Florida night. I was in my boxer shorts and Ginger was wearing just a pair of cotton panties. She suggested we watch it in mom’s room, since she had an air conditioner and was at work until about 3:00 a.m. With Mikey at a friend’s house for the evening, we headed off to mom’s room.

"I've always wanted to wrestle someone,"... Continue»
Posted by abigfan 22 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 21921  |  
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The walk in park. The real story.

This has happened three weeks ago.
Sasha, a good Russian chap, 19 years old, was romantically in love with me. He is a very honest decent boy from a good but not wealthy f****y. But he is only a common student of one Perm city high schools, so he has no prospects to marry me. And besides, I already have a bridegroom appointed by my dad. My dad, as I wrote already, is a bigwig of Russian business, tycoon and a real despot with his subservient persons. Often he behaves despotically with me too, and sometimes even beats me. Nevertheless, good chap Sasha always presented me bouquets, accompanied... Continue»
Posted by Natasha98 23 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1357  |  
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night out all dressed up....

as a cross dresser and not a gay cross dresser what happened the other evening was quite amusing to me, i had spent the entire day around my home, dressed in my usual black satin underwear and a satin dressing gown, i had nothing to do so I got all dressed up, wearing white satin panties, bra, suspenders and black stockings, I decided to wear a red dress, not to tarty, nee length with a lovely top, feeling very special I was now putting on all the make up and lipstick (red to match of coarse) red shoes and I was fit, didnt look to bad for a bloke !!!(I would have given it one!!)out of the door... Continue»
Posted by andicoral 24 days ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1082  |  
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The old buck. The real story.

My dad is one of the richest men in Russia, so called tycoon.
We live in a big mansion near a small Ural town.
Dad has joint business with Dmitry Vasilyevich, 62 years old bald fat man with a big belly and large height.
He has a wife and three c***dren.
His youngest daughter Olesya is of my age. She hates me because of some trifles.
Dmitry Vasilyevich often visits our house because of the business.
I am not afraid to be immodest, but I should say that I am a very attractive sexy blonde girl with large blue eyes, thin waist and pretty big breasts. My legs are long and beautiful too, and o... Continue»
Posted by Natasha98 24 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 362  |  
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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 28 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5713  |  
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Wow my pregnant sister and me

Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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ISS Admin August 1, 2006 0 Comments
I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
Posted by sweet1003 28 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9697  |  
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Hands like shovels!

As always (… well not quite always… some peoples ‘nicknames’ kinda just come to me... no pun intended) it was taking me a while to come up with the new ‘visitors’ nickname. Obviously I wouldn’t ever dream of using somebody’s actual name in a blog as that would be indiscreet and very unladylike! (…. And I don’t always know it… but that’s beside the point!) I tried to look for rhyming or urban slang to describe big hands but was somewhat unsuccessful so for reasons I shan’t divulge I decided on ‘Sarge’.
Now I’d been chatting to ‘Sarge’ for a short while on a popular ‘sex-site’ and as often hap... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 28 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 960  |  
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Fucking My Hot Bhabhi While Bro Was Out For Work


To begin with, i am 22 years old Gujju boy from Ahmedabad. Well-built athlete body and well to do looks. Any unsatisfied s****rs/aunties/bhabhis from all over the Gujarat can contact me at youtubemate@gmail.Com. You’ll definitely have the best sex of your life, that is guaranteed, that too free of cost. Coz i believe in making women happy..!!

It all began last month when my b*****r went abroad due to business. Bhabhi was okay 1-2 days, but then she started feeling lonely and she used to whatsapp me “whats up..? Em getting bore
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Posted by bava12 29 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2384  |  
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Sister And Me After The Rain




Hello, this is Subhash from Bhopal today i am going to share a secret with all You guys which really happen a few years before. i am an average boy 5.7 height normal weight n normal size lund . now let me introduce You with whom this incident happen . it was my s****r Sangeeta age 22 height 5.4 size 34,28 33 she was just a normal girl as any other . so let me come to the story . me n my s****r were close fro... Continue»
Posted by bava12 29 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2693  |  
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