Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 2
This month I met with one of my female ex-collegues I used to work with and….wow! so many memories came in my mind…
First of all, you must know that, in my working place, there are very few male employees. I mean, for several years, I was the only male on the floor where my office is. Then, you must know that a lot of my female collegues (some of them being real hotties) are married women or just involved in long term relationships, VERY unsatisfied by their men, so you can imagine that, with one like me, being in my 20`s, with a nice future in front of me, for lots of them being the only one... Continue»
Hi… I’m Siddhartha. I am now going to describe my experiences I had in my
aunts village. Itâ€™s a really small village with only two buses
travelling through it daily. My aunt’s f****y stays there. She is my
dad’s s****r. She was given married to a poor farmer in that village. We
are now well developed and grown rich, whereas they were as is. My uncle
works as a plumber in city nearby and the rest of the f****y stay in that
The f****y consists of Aunt, Uncle, four daughters. Three of them were
elder than me and only one was younger than me. I often visit their
village along... Continue»
I was at auntie’s house playing with her k**. Auntie was our landlady and she lived in a house just beside the pg. There was a small gate on the wall dividing the pg and her house. I had used that place to enter her compound. I was very fond of her two year old son and he liked me too. So whenever I get the chance, I used to go into her house and play with her son. She never seemed to mind and in fact used to ask me to come whenever I was free. She used to of
I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sl**p in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me... Continue»
She's a minger and she knows it: forty with a wonky eye, overweight and with an abundance of moles on her arms with a large one on her stomach. Her personal hygiene leaves a little to be desired too but
she has big tits and nipples though.
She absolutely adores me but the thing is I just don't give a damn about her: she is just a sexual object to me like the majority of my women. And I have had loads,fucking
On the plus side, however, she is a tad kinky – I guess it’s the only thing the ugly bitch has going for her.
Anyway, it's Wednesday and my day off – I know s... Continue»
I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.
Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
A few years ago, a good
few years ago, I used to subscribe intermittently to a fetish mag called Axis which regular readers of my stories will already be aware of. You may
even have heard of it; or even been members. It was, I think, a non-commercial enterprise but has now folded.
Anyway, the first meeting I had through it was with Mistress V, a lifestyle Domme, which I have already told you about.
A couple of years after Jodie and a couple of other girlfriends, and single, I encountered ‘The Worm’ and that’s what I’d like to share with you today…
I can't remember ... Continue»
My mom name is Amu and she looks perfect structure her size was 38-32-38 when she smile dimple in her face and her eyes was very attractive her body notable part is her ass well curved ass while she walking very men on street must notice her ass bouncing.
I am doing degree near my mom office and my time and her office time same time we both leave house and office same time and we used to travel by train every day train will come very raise and she try to go inside but I will be there in near the door.
Some of her
A few months after I consensually ‘****d’ Sharon in the kitchen (see my previous story) the relationship was over and all it remained was for the bungalow to be sold so that we could go our separate ways…
In the meantime I had bought a subscription to Axis
which was basically a contact mag for those into Fetish and BDSM. I had also placed a personal advertisement in there which was answered by a ‘Mistress V’ who was seeking a long term sub/slave. After an exchange of phone calls she asked me to travel up and meet her for a chat. This is my recollection of the day…
Friday 5th ... Continue»
Three months into my marriage, living at my in-laws. I’d awake in the middle of the nights to a stirring inside me. It was building up, my pussy began to get very moist and glistened wet in the dim light of my room. All I felt I wanted was to have my pussy used and fucked well.
I have been waking up like this in the middle of the night for two weeks now. Since I’ve got married I can't explain it other then maybe losing my virginity has released a sex crazed monster within me. I feel the need to be fucked, rough and hard. My hand goes straight to my pussy every night I wake thinking about i... Continue»
Stephen Brooks, a rather average sort of fella on the wrong side of 30 slowly opened the door of his Towncar and ducked out into the muggy afternoon air of Dallas Texas. Before him was the Airport and annoyingly beyond that a five hour plane flight back to New York.
As he grabbed his bags from the trunk it dawned on him that he had in all likelihood spent more time in the air in the past month then birds do in their entire lives.
Stephen was in Dallas overseeing the construction of a new Distribution hub for his Company and at the end of the week would fly back home to New York to give in... Continue»
'You're a good kisser… but there's a strange taste in your mouth…what have you been eating?' she says just prior to flicking her tongue round her lips.
'That'll be the pickled onions I had earlier.' I slur and congratulate myself for quick thinking in spite of the ten or so pints I had consumed during the course of the evening.
In actual fact I had just puked up a beef burger and a quantity of aforesaid lager behind the back of the garage in Brading Road – I'd told her to wait round the front whilst I went for a piss - right next door to La Babalu nightclub where I had been boozing half ... Continue»
'If you promise to stay the night, Jules, then I'll let you sl**p with me.'
'Yeah… okay then,' I respond flatly – I'm not that fussed either way but since I'm here…
Her little plain face lights up, like a punter pulling three cherries on a fruit machine, and says, all excitedly: 'I'll go and set up the camp bed then.'
'Why do you need to do that?'
'There's only one bedroom and one double bed here which I share with my s****r… she won't want to come home and find you in bed with me.' She giggles in a silly and irritating way as though she was seven rather than s*******n; and a year... Continue»
Hey guys and I’m Natasha Singh and I am 23 years old sexy chick. I studied in Delhi. Now I am doing engineering in Maharashtra. My figure is 35 25 34. I get a lot of complements on my figure and I am proud of that. I started feeling horny when I was 18 when I got 19.
I got gorgeous breasts people used to stare at me and there were many times and I went to market without my bra on and I love the thrill and attention got there. I had lots of boyfriends by I never got intimate right now I am telling you how I got fucked b
I was twenty two and living life in its prime. I’d worked a 75 day shift on a ship recently and, for the first time ever, had a decent chunk of change in my bank account. The day after I got off the ship, I’d decided that I wanted to take a personal vacation of sorts up by a particular lake in Texas. It didn’t take long before I’d secured a small cottage by the lake. Not two days after moving in, I purchased a 20’ sailboat from a local, hoping to enjoy the spring and early summer weather. As a plus, a girl I’d had an on-again/off-again friendship/relationship spent her weekends and breaks... Continue»
For two days we were not able to get out for shopping as there was only storm and heavy rainfall. Today the sky was clear. My mother-in-law took me for puja shopping. Even though I don’t like pujas i had no choice but listen to my dominant mother-in-law. When she filled her two bags with all her purchased goods, she asked me to take her large bags home as she will go to temple. She warned that those bags should not touch the ground or get dirty
I asked our personal driver for help but he was laughing at my helplessness
I sit straddling his hips, laughing as I swat him around the head with a cushion. He laughs back at me, tryng to fend off my pathetic blows. Looking down at him sheepishly, moving my hands to his ribs ready to tickle him. His mood changes, his chocolate brown eyes seeming to grow deeper as he gazes up at my downturned face.
“Are you sure you want to do that honey?” he’s challenging me, I know how much he hates to be tickled. “Why wouldn’t I want to?” I shoot back at him, eyebrows raised grinning wildly.
He lifts his hips up to meet mine, the seam of his jeans pressing into my crotch. H... Continue»
Holiday surprise pt 1
Happy Englishmen like me toddle of for a holiday once a year, to get away from the world.
Now if like me you had a stressful job (or at least I did have back in the 80`s) to avoid a stressful holiday, you needed to satisfy the wife as to where you went, while still managing to keep the k**s happy while not having to travel overseas, mainly as I can`t stand the French, have no interest in the rest of Europe, and couldn’t afford to go further afield!
To fulfil all the criteria would be a good trick I knew, so we had discussed our holiday destination ... Continue»
I still remember this as if it was yesterday.
Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Little known fact. I happen to work in an adult store, yep, I sell dildos, vibes, porn, pipes and bongs for a living. The other night much like any other night i was working the closing shift as I always do, it gets slow in the middle of the week so i usually sit on my table chatting on here to pass the time. In walks this girl, brown hair and curvy. Wearing a very low cut shirt under her jacket. She looks around at the toys for a while then comes over to the counter where all the lube is kept in the glass display. I walk over on the other side of the counter and ask if she needed anything. "I... Continue»