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That’s what friends are for!

Just Being Neighborly

I first had a chance to meet our new neighbor when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get the mail I watched as she stooped over to grab hers. I got a pretty clear look down that the neckline of that torn shirt and saw nothing but cleavage. No bra and no tan l... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2484  |  
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godess sarita 10 (stress releave)

after goddess had her promotion she stays a lot busy with work now a days and I had to do the regular hose work and carried out whatever goddess asked to do like a good sissy maid..
it was wensday evening goddess came home all tired and stressed I kneeled infront of her and removed her shoes den liked her sweaty feets dry it was a regular day job .. she got up and went to room after a while when I finished serving dinner I was called to her room goddess was doing some papper work and was worried..
she asked me to strip she didn't even look at me I stood all naked my pubic hair wasn't shaved ... Continue»
Posted by mashroorr 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 247  |  
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Doctor Patient

Here is the biggest mistake I made in my life. I slept with a patient. That is due to the second biggest mistake in my life. I am a doctor.

Of course, there is a story involved. Here goes.

As a k**, I wanted to be a doctor. But not to people. I wanted to be a vet. That didn't work out. My old man pointed at medical school. I loved my dog, and my dog died, and soon, I found my dream dead. I was a people doctor. I studied my ass off, read as much as I could and finally made it to medical school. On merit, by the way. Its been an interesting journey since then.

Six months ago, I graduate... Continue»
Posted by sidhuputt 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1428  |  
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I Fucked my neighbor ;)

Ok so today I had a really good day I'm driving from work and I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette outside I parked my car in the drive got out and waved at her across the street.Now this woman is in her early 40's shes in the thick side wearing track short with a white see through tanktop she looked alright with no makeup and her hair down I give her a 7 outta 10 which is still fuckable I walk to her asking how you doing Mrs.Diaz she says good I guess.I noticed something was bothering her and I asked if anything was wrong she said that her husband of 19 years spilt that after living with ea... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2725  |  
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Crafting Fantasy (Interactive Story) Intro

It had been a long time before the people had gotten suspicious back in Europe but it had finally caught up with her. She had stayed in the same place for too long and it had come back to bite her. Luckily she had enough money saved to move away. Now a whole New World had opened up for her in the US of A. New York City was as big as cities came and filled with busy, important, business people. She figured she'd do well here.

The store space in front of her was in a relatively old building, which worked well for her purposes of setting up an old book store. Which was all just going to be a ... Continue»
Posted by midnite_val 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 684  |  
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Tensorian Escape

"This way.", she whispered. The three hurried down the gangway to the small ship, looking behind to see if they were being followed. The hatch to the ship was open and they ducked inside and pulled the door closed behind them.

Safe, for now. Captain Senna tried to catch her breath and looked over at Ensign Torr and Science Officer Beck. They seemed similarly winded but unhurt. Her academy training had not prepared her for this. Commanding a scout ship was one thing. Navigating her crew safety through a hostile space station was quite another.

"Ok, let's see if we can get this ship going ... Continue»
Posted by earthskull 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Project Pussy!!!

It was a cold winter night in the Chi-Town!! December 25 1994 Marry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Me and a couple of my home boys decided to go to the then Cliff Levingston Rivera for the Christmas celebration of hip. Me a young k** at the time age 25 nice looking short and stature but hansome and always on the look out for some good pussy. When the music came on I look for some one to dance with. On the floor was this fine thick big booty girl dance by herself. I thought to myself let me try and get a dance with her. She was about 5'0 in height but had to wieght about 175.00 with ... Continue»
Posted by thrill1 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 462  |  
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Classmate who get to cummed inside me.

Justin, a JC classmate, managed to date me on 31st December. Just like for every date, I make sure I dress ready for whatever post-activity action. I wore a baby blue strapless corset top with a dark blue chiffon skirt (more like chiffon skirting because of its length), and you'd have expected, blue 3-inch heels.

Justin drove and came to pick me up at 5pm. We drove around town, went for dinner at a nice cozy restaurant, and then decided to shop around the place. Just like always, I'm usually the initiator. I pushed him into the handicap toilet and pass him the remote vibrator from my bag. H... Continue»
Posted by janicetang 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1384  |  
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Vampire's Slave pt 2

The venture


The previous night, after shooting a copious load of cum down the gorgeous vampire's throat, Danny had agreed to drive Sylvia across the country to meet with her b*****r and s****r. Well not her actual b*****r and s****r, but the three vampires had all been turned into bl**dsuckers by the same elder vampire and apparently in their world that meant they were f****y.

That morning at 5am, well before the sun was up, Danny and Sylvia hit the road.

Sylvia's car turned out to be a very nice black limousine, not the most subtle vehicle, but it had specially darkened windows and... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 313  |  
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I Like The Oldies

I was at the pool with some friends and my girlfriend, we had decided to back to one of their houses and I needed to change back into street clothes. As I got to changing rooms they were all full but one and as I got there I met this old lady who wanted the same room, "we can share as long as you don't mind seeing an older woman changing out of her swim suit" she said as we went in and locked the door behind us.
For as long as I can remember I have had the hots for older women. I don't know what got me to that point. I have seen my mom naked a millon times. And yes, my s****r and her fri... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1176  |  
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Annalee is All Grown Up



Annalee had been my neighbour forever. Since the area we lived in was a bit out-of-the-way there had been feel other young families around. Annalee would always try to tag along with her older b*****r Chris and me when we went out. We would do our best to try to lose her or ignore her but we would always get in trouble.

I left for college after high school and spent two years away from home. It was summer and I decided to forgo summer classes and let my brain heal from the past five terms. After driving for five hours I made it back to the house I grew up in. As I pull into the dr... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1852  |  
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Slutty Sarah, ex-girlfriend, strips for strangers

Right, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, you know what an exhibitionist she is? Well, has she told you about the time she did a strip for 10 men, and what they did to her? Surely she will have told you about that. No, well, I had better then, hadn’t I?


She had asked me a month previously about if I minded if she let men finger her pussy, as long as they didn’t fuck her. I’d told her I didn’t mind much. Actually, I’d quite enjoyed seeing men feeling her tits, even that tramp in the last story about my slutty ex-girlfriend.

We were at home one evening and some really sexy music was p... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 410  |  
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I fucked my girlfriends mom :)

ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4281  |  
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one of first mistakes

In Oct 2008, one Saturday morning and the events that unfolded took me completely by surprise. I was Newly married, living in a nice big triple story Victorian house in a posh locality with the in-laws. Its a nice, quiet neighbourhood and everyone knows everyone else. Hubby’s parents mostly stay on the ground floor and kept to themselves, not causing the problems some people seem to meet under the circumstances of living with in-laws.

As I said the story all started one Saturday morning. I woke at about 7.30am, Hubby had already left for work and I woke with an incredibly lazy feeling. Well... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 9592  |  
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highschool party hookup

she took me by the hand and lead me upstairs, her hips swinging so sensually. every flirty step she takes swings her miniskirt bouncing and swaying back and forth just enough for me to peak under and see the curvy bottom of her ass just where it meets the top of her thigh. it was mesmerizing. watching her ass bounce just inches from my face, that lacy thong rubbing between her legs as she steps up left then right then left then right again. her skin felt so soft as i ran my fingers up and down her legs while we were dancing earlier. i wanted to feel her again. i reached up with my free ha... Continue»
Posted by cuschnei616 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 538  |  
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Slutty Sarah and the dirty tramp (hobo)

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask her about that tramp she exposed herself to, that I mentioned in the last episode of Sarah, your slutty new girlfriend? No? Or maybe she just went quiet and denied it ever happened. Well, it certainly did. And here’s what she did.


Sarah didn’t mention again her idea of exposing herself to a dirty tramp (hobo, for you American guys), for quite some weeks. But I thought it might still be on her mind. And it was. One early Friday evening in the summer, Sarah suddenly said ‘You know that tramp thing we mentioned, I want to do it, right now... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 641  |  
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James: Gay Sugar Daddy Part One

James: Gay Sugar Daddy

Part One


I had just moved to the big city and found myself poor, working odd jobs, and lacking a sex life. After my trip to Europe and finishing school, I had hit a 6 month dry spell. Being a cute 24 year old 5'7 bear cub with dirty blonde hair and an athletic build, I had never before had trouble getting laid, but I was getting older. I thought my wild days were behind me, but then I met James.

I found a night job as a bartender at a local gay bar. I made decent tips, always had fun, but the place was pretty much a dive with very little business. I... Continue»
Posted by BearCubaDub 6 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1551  |  
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Teenage Girl Loses Her Virginity at a Party

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988. Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep, the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath, and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan. Was pretty fucking cute. Was being very brave because I hung out with punks, losers, dorks and retards but I really wanted to lose my virginity to a boy based solely on his looks, since I couldn't find one who was worth my time, and I was fucking horny living among all those pl... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3817  |  
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FUCKING MY WAY TO THE TOP!

I came in for the job interview not really expecting to get it! I was totally under qualified but I figured hey what do I have to lose? I had on my best outfit and I thought I looked rather great myself...I had my best nylons on and my fuck me pumps which have jet black stiletto heels, then my blouse is cut low enough so that you knew what was in there and the twins were looking good today if I do say so myself... I was loaded for bear! As my old boyfriend used to say! Mr. Jeffries opened the door and called me in I sat down and he closed the door. He wasn't a bad looking guy about ten years... Continue»
Posted by laceysgirl 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1528  |  
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Slutty Sarah, the sex-tape and 2 Sanish guys

So, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask her about that sex-tape that I made with her. No? Or just wouldn’t she discuss it with you. I know that you hate all these stories about her, but it’s only fair to let the world know what a slutty exhibitionist, isn’t it. I’ve sent you links to all the stories of her on here and I’ve heard you are pretty angry about that. Well, too bad.

So, Sarah, on our last holiday, had talked about making a sex-tape. She didn’t mention anything about it for months, not until our next holiday. She was always more sexy and responsive to things when she was rel... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 542  |  
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