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Vampire's Slave pt 2

The venture


The previous night, after shooting a copious load of cum down the gorgeous vampire's throat, Danny had agreed to drive Sylvia across the country to meet with her b*****r and s****r. Well not her actual b*****r and s****r, but the three vampires had all been turned into bl**dsuckers by the same elder vampire and apparently in their world that meant they were f****y.

That morning at 5am, well before the sun was up, Danny and Sylvia hit the road.

Sylvia's car turned out to be a very nice black limousine, not the most subtle vehicle, but it had specially darkened windows and... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 265  |  
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I Like The Oldies

I was at the pool with some friends and my girlfriend, we had decided to back to one of their houses and I needed to change back into street clothes. As I got to changing rooms they were all full but one and as I got there I met this old lady who wanted the same room, "we can share as long as you don't mind seeing an older woman changing out of her swim suit" she said as we went in and locked the door behind us.
For as long as I can remember I have had the hots for older women. I don't know what got me to that point. I have seen my mom naked a millon times. And yes, my s****r and her fri... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1177  |  
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Annalee is All Grown Up



Annalee had been my neighbour forever. Since the area we lived in was a bit out-of-the-way there had been feel other young families around. Annalee would always try to tag along with her older b*****r Chris and me when we went out. We would do our best to try to lose her or ignore her but we would always get in trouble.

I left for college after high school and spent two years away from home. It was summer and I decided to forgo summer classes and let my brain heal from the past five terms. After driving for five hours I made it back to the house I grew up in. As I pull into the dr... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1853  |  
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Slutty Sarah, ex-girlfriend, strips for strangers

Right, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, you know what an exhibitionist she is? Well, has she told you about the time she did a strip for 10 men, and what they did to her? Surely she will have told you about that. No, well, I had better then, hadn’t I?


She had asked me a month previously about if I minded if she let men finger her pussy, as long as they didn’t fuck her. I’d told her I didn’t mind much. Actually, I’d quite enjoyed seeing men feeling her tits, even that tramp in the last story about my slutty ex-girlfriend.

We were at home one evening and some really sexy music was p... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 416  |  
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I fucked my girlfriends mom :)

ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4279  |  
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one of first mistakes

In Oct 2008, one Saturday morning and the events that unfolded took me completely by surprise. I was Newly married, living in a nice big triple story Victorian house in a posh locality with the in-laws. Its a nice, quiet neighbourhood and everyone knows everyone else. Hubby’s parents mostly stay on the ground floor and kept to themselves, not causing the problems some people seem to meet under the circumstances of living with in-laws.

As I said the story all started one Saturday morning. I woke at about 7.30am, Hubby had already left for work and I woke with an incredibly lazy feeling. Well... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 9591  |  
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highschool party hookup

she took me by the hand and lead me upstairs, her hips swinging so sensually. every flirty step she takes swings her miniskirt bouncing and swaying back and forth just enough for me to peak under and see the curvy bottom of her ass just where it meets the top of her thigh. it was mesmerizing. watching her ass bounce just inches from my face, that lacy thong rubbing between her legs as she steps up left then right then left then right again. her skin felt so soft as i ran my fingers up and down her legs while we were dancing earlier. i wanted to feel her again. i reached up with my free ha... Continue»
Posted by cuschnei616 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 538  |  
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Slutty Sarah and the dirty tramp (hobo)

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask her about that tramp she exposed herself to, that I mentioned in the last episode of Sarah, your slutty new girlfriend? No? Or maybe she just went quiet and denied it ever happened. Well, it certainly did. And here’s what she did.


Sarah didn’t mention again her idea of exposing herself to a dirty tramp (hobo, for you American guys), for quite some weeks. But I thought it might still be on her mind. And it was. One early Friday evening in the summer, Sarah suddenly said ‘You know that tramp thing we mentioned, I want to do it, right now... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 640  |  
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James: Gay Sugar Daddy Part One

James: Gay Sugar Daddy

Part One


I had just moved to the big city and found myself poor, working odd jobs, and lacking a sex life. After my trip to Europe and finishing school, I had hit a 6 month dry spell. Being a cute 24 year old 5'7 bear cub with dirty blonde hair and an athletic build, I had never before had trouble getting laid, but I was getting older. I thought my wild days were behind me, but then I met James.

I found a night job as a bartender at a local gay bar. I made decent tips, always had fun, but the place was pretty much a dive with very little business. I... Continue»
Posted by BearCubaDub 6 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1553  |  
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Teenage Girl Loses Her Virginity at a Party

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988. Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep, the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath, and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan. Was pretty fucking cute. Was being very brave because I hung out with punks, losers, dorks and retards but I really wanted to lose my virginity to a boy based solely on his looks, since I couldn't find one who was worth my time, and I was fucking horny living among all those pl... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3811  |  
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FUCKING MY WAY TO THE TOP!

I came in for the job interview not really expecting to get it! I was totally under qualified but I figured hey what do I have to lose? I had on my best outfit and I thought I looked rather great myself...I had my best nylons on and my fuck me pumps which have jet black stiletto heels, then my blouse is cut low enough so that you knew what was in there and the twins were looking good today if I do say so myself... I was loaded for bear! As my old boyfriend used to say! Mr. Jeffries opened the door and called me in I sat down and he closed the door. He wasn't a bad looking guy about ten years... Continue»
Posted by laceysgirl 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1526  |  
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Slutty Sarah, the sex-tape and 2 Sanish guys

So, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask her about that sex-tape that I made with her. No? Or just wouldn’t she discuss it with you. I know that you hate all these stories about her, but it’s only fair to let the world know what a slutty exhibitionist, isn’t it. I’ve sent you links to all the stories of her on here and I’ve heard you are pretty angry about that. Well, too bad.

So, Sarah, on our last holiday, had talked about making a sex-tape. She didn’t mention anything about it for months, not until our next holiday. She was always more sexy and responsive to things when she was rel... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 547  |  
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indian bithday gift

In January 2009, it had been roughly two years since my marriage and things were starting to settle around us both. But hubby started to spend longer times away at work, when he’d come home we’d do as much as we can till he left again. However on one of his visits home we had a conversation that to this day I still can't believe how it ended up. I never thought things would turn out the way they did. I guess I just want to blame something/someone else, when in fact, I just let things get carried away. The thing is, I knew it's wrong but It just happened. I guess I'm getting a little ahead of m... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7936  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah is flauting it all, aga

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask Sarah about how much she loves to be watched while she’s having sex? No? Well ask her about this:


Sarah and I were on holiday, in a small villa. It was nice but there was another villa alongside it, so the garden and pool weren’t private. That didn’t stop Sarah lying topless in the garden, though, her nice firm tits on show, should anyone be staying in the villa next door and to be in one of the upstairs rooms.

We were lying on sun-beds, by the pool. I’d bought a new camera and was reading through the instruction book to find out ho... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3686  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah the exhibitionist

Well, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, I don’t know if you’ve every talked to Sarah, I mean really talked to her about what she likes about sex with strangers, but she told me. You really must ask her about this. I mean, you are her new boyfriend, aren’t you and you really should know what she’s like.

Sarah and I had been dating for, maybe six months. We were on holiday in the Canary Islands and were in a restaurant having an evening meal. Earlier in the day, at our hotel, I’d fancied a fuck and Sarah had said something she’d never said before. She said ‘Okay, I want this to be differen... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1234  |  
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SEX WITH SIKH GIRL IN LONDON

My name is VIJIT I’m 25 yrs old and live in London, UK. Over the last few months I have decided to go into the london university and thank god it has done well. One of the properties that I own is a two bedroom flat that I was looking for tenants for. A Sikh girl by the name of Harpreet applied, she was 22 and new to England. She was studying medicine at a local london university. She was very interested in the flat and took it. Everything went fine for about 6 months; she paid her rent on time. I would go round every now and then to see her; she was very pretty, blonde hair, sexy fit body as ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1157  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 6 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6532  |  
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The Dentist Put Her Under and Put It in Her

"It's a wreck, is what it is," Tommy Cordova half mumbled through the gauze of the surgical mask, his face bent closely to Kate's face, the polished steel mirror working to varying angles in her mouth.

I heard Kate stifle a sob, her right eye doing a minute tic towards where I stood, arms crossed, sagged in the corner of the exam room.

Tommy straightened up after another moment and slipped the magnified safety glasses off his face. "Two molars are shot. The one furthest back looks okay."

"I don't want 'em pulled," Kate mumbled, lifting up in the dental chair just a bit.

"Gotta come... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 5328  |  
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Laid in a day!!!

I've been reading Xhamster stories now for a little over a year, wow some are pretty hot and some are funny. Here is my story I hope you enjoy.


So about a month ago like any guy with work, bills, and little to no time for ones self. Decided to do the whole online dating thing to get some new pussy. Searched around for about a day or so reading about online sites, what they are charging and or any hidden gimmicks. I found this one site. www.dateorplay.com, made a profile and with in the first 30 min I was talking to 3 chicks who were real, not the fake bot type or super model perf... Continue»
Posted by themoose78 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1888  |  
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Veronica Cheats on Her Passed-Out Boyfriend

Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.

Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.

It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5152  |  
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