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Best friends

I was meeting my friend after soccer practise. We were 17. I was the shy slightly geeky one and he was the jock. I loved hanging out with him. He was always so much fun and never treated me like the other guys that were the popular jocks. He always listened to me even though I was very soft spoken. We could talk for hours about movies, books, videogames and pretty much everything. I met him outside the field and he asked if it would be alright if we swung by his house. He'd like to shower and freshen up. I waited in his bedroom sitting on the side of the bed. I never been in his bedroom before... Continue»
Posted by honeyboycdlover 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4575  |  
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For the first time ... with a call

It all started with an obscene phone call.

Heidi had been babysitting our five-year-old son since he was a crib-bound infant but the whole time she worked for us was an ever ascending level of torture for me as her form rapidly changed from cute unisex to eighteen-year-old mega-hottie. When she called me to tell me about the call it came as no surprise to me since the caller had just put into words all the thoughts I'd been having for years.

When she said, however, that it was the third such call that evening I could hear the tension in her voice. I could already see that my wife was we... Continue»
Posted by ShyLiviu 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2511  |  
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My wife is a black cock slut

Life is strange to say the least. Take the situation
that now exists between my wife and me. Amber and I
have been married almost seven years now, but out
relationship has changed more in the last six months
than it did in the first six years. Let me explain how
my present predicament began. I guess in a sense
everything that has happened to me has been my fault.

I should have left well enough alone, you see I'm
married to a 25 year old fox of a wife. Her name is
Amber and I've been with her ever since she was 16
years old. She had never known any other man but me and
t... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 2544  |  
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My wife wanted a BBC

My name is Frank and my wife's Susan. I am now forty-
seven soon to be forty-eight. In November of 2007 my
wife and I began practicing Oral Sex, after twenty long
years of straight missionary sex. This and a variety of
sex toys, and the sharing of some of each other's
fantasies gave a much needed boost to our sex life and
restored much of the waning desire we'd been
experiencing.

I had read Playboy magazines for several years prior
to this, and had always desired to see Susan fuck or
suck another man's cock. Of course I never actually
thought she would do such a thing. Bu... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 1496  |  
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my hot wife was the boss

THIS STORY IS FICTION ONLY AND IS NOT INTENDED TO AFFEND ANY PERSON SO PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASY AFFENDED THANKS.

Hi my name is Tim Carter and my wife is Cathy Part of my job entails entertaining clients and potential new clients and sometimes their wives, husbands or girlfriends come along too. On such occasions Cathy my wife of five years will often come with me. She is excellent company and very good with the clients and their partners and just happens to look great too. Cathy loves socializing and thoroughly enjoys these nights out, especially if it entails eating out in one of... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2105  |  
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My first time with John

This is the true story about my first time with a guy. It happened about 8 years ago.


John and I had been friends since we were about 6 years old. We did just about everything together. We were, and still are, best friends. One evening we decided to go to the gym and work out. The place was just about empty. We had the place to ourselves for the most part. I wasn’t as into the work out as John was. I decided to call it quits and hit the showers. John decided to stay and lift some more.


Since the place was empty I was in the showers alone. I was thinking about the killer blowjob that ... Continue»
Posted by jock1982 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5067  |  
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Seaman Sam

Hi I’m Sam. Mid 30’s, divorced, six feet tall, short black hair, great legs (if I say so!) and an athletic body, toned through my exercise routines and my sailing. And seven inches of uncut horny cock when engorged!

You see I own a small 4 berth boat and as an income I take people on cruises around the rivers and ports of the south of France. It’s not a big boat, but cosy enough. I go where they want and do what they want. We can stop at ports or beaches, small islands or the mainland. Offshore or on a river.

Mainly the people are of a certain age, shall we say. And the views on the sun ... Continue»
Posted by PurplePal 8 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 763  |  
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First Time

This is a true story. 





First Time
The day started early. She was going with her mother to take her father to his doctor's appointment in Clarksburg, which was a two hour drive. She was secretly pleased to go along with the long, boring, quiet trip there. The reason...the reason is because she was getting to meet up with her best friend. She hadn't seen him in a short while, which felt like forever to her. He always had a way of making things better, of making her smile when all she wanted to do was cry at times. He was someone she could trust completely. Finally after the ride they... Continue»
Posted by virgin_girl 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 5112  |  
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Caught By My Black Stepdaddy parts 1&2

what the hell are you doing was all i remember hearing before i broke into tears...over and over i was being questioned and i had no answers....when marcus saw me crying he sensed my pain and walked closer to consoul me...calm down...i had an i dear that something was going on that's why i drove up here but i had no idea that you were this deep into this lifestyle...i am not going to judge you so relax and calm down and don't worry i won't tell your mother, although she is the one who asked me to check up on you...she was worried you were into d**gs...lol.I was so releived that i grabbed marcu... Continue»
Posted by whawha1976 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1811  |  
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Double Exposure... Part I

'Double Exposure... Part I'
A reality-based fiction by DizzyD

Fraternal twins are polar opposites... until they find a common ground.

It was Friday night in the Evans household, and as young Steve Evans watched TV in the f****y room, his s****r walked in and said, “What are you watching?” Now there was nothing new about that, but when Steve looked up he noticed something very different… she was completely naked.

“Holy shit, Sarah… put some clothes on” Steve exclaimed as he turned his head.

“Why… I’m becoming a nudist,” the teenage girl announced.

“Right… you’re a nudis... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 9060  |  
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A Vivid Unreal Dream

The other night I had such a vivid dream, but it was so surreal. I have to tell you about it.
I was at an afternoon party at my s****r's house. The whole f****y was there. It was like a f****y reunion. My other b*****rs and s****rs, and almost all of their c***dren and grandc***dren were there also.
I must tell you that I am in my mid-forties, married, without any c***dren of my own. I am the youngest of my siblings by several years. Many of my nieces and nephews are my age or just a few years younger than me. As we were sitting and moving around, I was teasing and playing with my grand... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 493  |  
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My first time being tied down with my gf Robyn

It was 7pm and I just got home from another overnight shift. I flop down on my couch and then in walks my beautiful gf Robyn. Shes in her black 6' heels and she looks sooo busty with her 32E tits. She tells me she wants make me relax. We then go to the basement where she has the bed frame with ropes and handcuffs laying on a pillow. She tells me to lay down and relax. I lay down and then hear the sound of handcuffs closing around my writsts. Then feel ropes being tied around my wrists and ankles. Last the takes a belt and ties it around my torso so I can only move my head. She then takes a kni... Continue»
Posted by andreu20 8 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 470  |  
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Remember when (cousin story)

During a party last week, I had a chance to catch up with one of my younger cousins. We used to be so close but with everyone going their own separate ways, we all kind of grew apart. She was the closest in age with me and we were pretty close since we liked messing with our much younger cousins.

We talked about the games we used to play and how much fun it was back in those days. With everyone hanging out in the living room, I asked my cousin if she wanted to go to my room (in the basement) and have a drink with me. I went first and turn the tv on and got a couple of beers from the fridge.... Continue»
Posted by dirtyauthor 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 7810  |  
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Penelopes FUCKing Birthday

Note: This story i have made to a sexy lady on mfc that goes by the username stackednslim which you can also find her on twitter and this is a story i made for her 43rd birthday last month

hope you guys will comment about it

It has been a couple of months in the planning for me and penelope to finally meet up and fuck each others brains out. I'm sitting on a train right now heading to Los Angeles to finally meet up and fuck each others brains out plus i plan on doing some very nasty stuff to her. While I'm on the train i see that its about time for her show on mfc and i lo... Continue»
Posted by alaskaxxx 8 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1314  |  
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Story of my Life: My Best Friend

This is the final story in the Story of my Life trilogy. As such I repeat once more: all the names (except my own) have been changed. Otherwise this story is as true as possible.
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Three years after loosing my virginity, i had sex with a girl for the first time. This is the story of the experience. That was the first time I realized that I liked girls, not guys.

I was f******n at the time. My breasts were still tiny but other than that, people said I was a gorgeous person. I had a thin, athletic build. My hair had grown out and reached halfway do... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2164  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover (fiction)

I first met Jenny when we were k**s playing in the neighborhood. She was one of those tomboy types of girls, always climbing trees, running, and going fishing just like one of the guys. Us guys would laugh sometimes, but the truth was Jenny could run as fast and climb without difficulty as good as us boys could, sometimes faster if old man Farnsworth’s bull caught wind of us slipping through his posted property and charged.

Time passed, and Jenny filled out nicely, her tiny boobs enter her pre-puberty stage small but she blossomed into a fully figured teenager by the time she g... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2621  |  
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Story of my Life: My Sister and I

This story and all the stories that follow are true, but the names of most of the people (except my own) have changed. Everything else is as true as I can remember it.
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My name is Vanessa Abigail Genai. This is a story of the first time I ever started masturbating.

At the time I was only nine years old. I had not yet begun puberty so I was still flat and hairless. Those who knew me, always said I was beautiful, even back then. I had long blonde hair that reached to my shoulders. I always kept it loose and flowing. I had bright blue eyes. I had s... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1367  |  
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Story of my Life: My Brother's Friend Brandon

This is a continuation of My s****r and I, my previous story. Once again, the names, (except my own), have all been changed. Otherwise these events are as true as I remember them.
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In the last story, I told of my first time masturbating. For two years that was the only form of sexual experience I would have. But when I was eleven, that changed. That was when I lost my virginity.

At this time, I was eleven years old. I had just started puberty the year before and the first change was I started growing pubic hair. By the time I was eleven, there w... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1774  |  
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First BBC Story!

First Black Man's BBC, A True Story


Hi Mistress!

i thought i’d write to you because You might like to hear my news. i’ve been Your servant for a long time. Thank You Mistress for making me the sissy bitch i am and allowing me to serve You and Black Men.

Over time i’ve become ever more conditioned by your videos to submit to my sissy desires – and especially aroused by Big Black Cock!

i’ve missed sucking Your Cock and taking Your cum, which i adore, of course, but it has left me craving a good hard fucking to really satisfy my slut desires.

Watching BBC clips on Your site to
... Continue»
Posted by kuk4yoo 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1204  |  
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Max's monster cock in his tiny sibling

This is Max



No one in school knows about his monster cock and him being so skinny he wasn't so popular in school. At eighteen he is still a virgin and really wants to have sex. He is worried about girls not being able to take him and not want to have sex with him.

Max has a little sibling called Alyssa, at fifteen she has slept with a few people, she always has a huge line of guys wanting her. This is what she looks like.
[image]http://31.media.tumblr.com/2c1bf... Continue»
Posted by alwayshornyplymouth 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 12196  |  
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