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Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just... Continue»
Posted by santiago7theshepherd 8 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1275  |  
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Nerds get blow job after game

This story took place a couple years ago. My husband has season tickets for the Chargers football. He didn't want to go because he was just so disgusted with the way they were playing. (As was most of San Diego.) I invited my girlfriend to go. We don't really care how the team plays, we always have a good time at the game. Seated to my left were two Raven fans. They were younger guys. I know you will have a perfect picture them when I describe them. It's the two guys you always see together. They were both kind of short. The one guy was skinny with glasses, kind of goof, a real nerd. His frien... Continue»
Posted by down-onu 8 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1958  |  
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The meeting


It was almost ten thirty when they finally reached their destination. For about the last hour, once the sun had definitely gone down, Sylvia had ridden in the front of the car, giving Danny directions to an old unused factory on the industrial side of town.
Danny parked the limo next to the only other car, a black Porsche with darkened windows.
"Now when we're in there I want you to act subservient," instructed Sylvia.
"Don't worry honey," replied Danny with a smirk, patting Sylvia's thigh. "I'll be your little bl**d slave."
"I'm serious," Sylvia insisted. "Especially around Anita. I'll ... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 8 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 509  |  
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Im here 4 u if u need me.

Back in 2003, I got locked up for the first time. I only did county time thou. Shackle to others who look scared. Not me thou as the co's put us in the cells we would be doing our time in. My celly wasn't in at the time. I had to get the boat on the floor. I put my Matt in it, made myself at home. It never settle in on me that im locked up yet & this where I'd be for 6 months. So, I went 2 sl**p & tried to get this day over with. Later on I heard the cell door open. The co said to my celly, you have a thug ass roommate waiting for you. My celly said ok. The door was slam shut. My eyes ... Continue»
Posted by fabbie454 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 884  |  
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Screwing with the mind

My name is Mark Maxwell, & I am in 11th grade. I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'm looking for one. My science class has a lot of pretty girls, but I don't know if any will be interested in me. I know for a fact that I'm not that good with the ladies, but I am not complaining.

Friday was just an ordinary day. I went to school, & went to my math class. I took out the things I needed for the class, & got to work. Everything was normal, except for this one erotically dressed girl sitting in front of me doing awkwardly arousing poses that made it easy for me to see her privates. I know that ... Continue»
Posted by secrethentaiboy 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1465  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 431  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 455  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3225  |  
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A bit of Posh!

Right then… in my ‘pretty woman I am not’ post I mentioned 2 other ‘gentlemen callers’ that had recently made my acquaintance. Well in this entry I am going to fill you all in on the second one. As with the first, my inspiration for nicknames has for some reason or another vanished, and as he already said he really didn’t want to be called ‘cutting-in’ (suggested for a couple of reasons… all of which clever I thought) I needed to go back to the ‘sex-inspired’ drawing board. I kind of had the feeling that I should try and incorporate an element from the film ‘indecent proposal’ but was bugge... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 9 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 397  |  
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Letters to Mario

This story is a bit of a fanfic, if you want to call it that, telling Princess Peach's misadventures while being in Bowser's grasp. It's told from her perspective through a series of letters wrote to Mario in which she discovers that maybe she isn't as pure as she was raised to think. I wrote that on an other website some time ago and it was pretty well received there, so here it is! It's still a work in progress.

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Dear Mario, I hope you'll get this letter. In my heart I know you are coming to free me from Bowser, but please come as quickly as you possibly can! As soon as he threw me ... Continue»
Posted by masterfg42 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 637  |  
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Pretty woman I was not!!!

Hello you!

Can I just start by saying how ridiculously long it been since I last updated my blog… shocking! I think this has been due, in part, to the fact that I have had a great deal of difficulty coming up with a certain someone’s nickname. There are times when the nickname comes to me literally ‘during the meet’ (though when this happens I have to fight the urge to giggle as apparently its rude to laugh during sex… who knew?!? I must have missed that etiquette memo). Then there are times when I go completely blank, which ends in me feeling uninspired to write the bl**dy thing at all. ... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 172  |  
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Alien Abduction (and how they gave me a huge cock)

I was sl**ping one night and I had kind of a nightmare, well, strange thigs happen in dreams but I never could have seen this coming, I woke up the next day with a 9 inch dick! After weeks of enjoying my new member and giving my girlfriend breathtaking orgasms, I decided to see about how this happened to my penis. After investigating I came to the conclusion that I might have to go to extreme measures to see how this happened, so I did what people with no more options did. I went to go get Hypnotized to try and remember what happened.

I all started one night when I was woken up at night by ... Continue»
Posted by jingletheater 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1004  |  
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My Third Baby Isn't My Husband's

My husband and I have been married for 7 years now. We've been through a lot of ups and downs and having k**s really changed our relationship.

I kept working after the birth of our 3 year old daughter, Ashley, and then went back to work with the same company after our second daughter arrived 12 months later.

I never realized how hard having two little girls so close in age would be on our relationship. Although I really love my husband, I felt so lost and confused when I went back to work just 12 weeks after our second daughter was born.

The only thing that really got me through was m... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2639  |  
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maid in banglore

i am rahul from Bangalore age 20.this story is about me and my maid.her name is rani.age 18 stats 32d-30-34 height 5ft. Coming to story. this incident happened 2 years ago.my mom and dad hired a maid from village.to take care of household work.as my parents work in gulf and come once in a year. Coming to story i was in 11th when this incident happened my parents had provided me a computer.i used to watch lot of porn and masturbate in my room.once my maid came in to my room without knocking the door i was moaning and masturbating. She did not know what was going on as she knew nothing about sex... Continue»
Posted by vijayhot18 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 544  |  
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The maid of the mannor

Ann worked as a scullery maid; all of her memories involve working in kitchens, cleaning pots, scrubbing floors and preparing a****ls, her mother had become ill and was bed ridden. Ann stood scrubbing the pots from Lord Thompson’s dinner; she heard his deep voice as he spoke to the doctor watching over Ann’s mother. Ann began to hear them both walking down the stairs and the front door open and close as the doctor left, she was deeply worried about her mother and started to scrub the post as hard as she could to take her mind off it. Ann scrubbed harder but her elbow smacked into the clean po... Continue»
Posted by Red555 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 811  |  
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Matts Adventures - April01

Bill's Adventures - April01 by Bun2bch

(mf, cons)

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This work should only be read if it is legal for you to do so. This is a work of fiction, please do not read it if you may be offended. Comments are welcome at the above email address. Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated.

This story is set in the UK where driving is legal at 17 and sex is legal at 16.

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I sat at the kitchen table with an envelope in my hands, on the back was printed DVLA, Swansea, SA9... Continue»
Posted by bun2bch 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 361  |  
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Beginning

This is a true story it happens over 50 years ago before all the news an information regarding sexual predators, gays and bisexuality. I am now 65 years old still horny but much wiser about various facts of life. Here is my story about my first sexual experiences, good or bad I let you decide

A Friend and I were hitching home from school in those days it was fairly common practice then, often it would take a couple of different rides before we reached our respective homes. This day we hadn’t been hitching long when a man picked us both up an told us he was heading straight down the road a... Continue»
Posted by rcbbman 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2516  |  
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The Businessman



The Businessman

by SpectreOfHell

Even the most moral man can sometimes face a situation in which all that he believes about himself can be cast aside, allowing him to engage in the type of behavior he thought restricted to more profane people. That was the lesson Kyle Richardson learned on the day he interviewed for a replacement secretary. He wanted to believe there existed no situation that would have made him do what he did, and looking back on it he could find many factors that contributed to his lapse in moral judgment. His business was failing, he had just caught his wife ha... Continue»
Posted by Spectreofhell 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2844  |  
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Gay and loving it

Carl is the type of black man that white women fantasize about having sex with. He's tall, muscular, very dark skinned, 36 years old with a shaved head and strong African features. I am a tall, slim 48 year old white guy who looks much younger than his age. I met Carl while playing on a local softball team. We quickly became friends and fell into the habit of spending Saturday nights together when neither of us had dates. He would come to my house and we would order pizza and drink beer.

One of those Saturday nights he showed up with a bottle of Jack Daniels which we promptly started to dri... Continue»
Posted by licucksocker 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Shemales  |  Views: 2802  |  
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Best friends

I was meeting my friend after soccer practise. We were 17. I was the shy slightly geeky one and he was the jock. I loved hanging out with him. He was always so much fun and never treated me like the other guys that were the popular jocks. He always listened to me even though I was very soft spoken. We could talk for hours about movies, books, videogames and pretty much everything. I met him outside the field and he asked if it would be alright if we swung by his house. He'd like to shower and freshen up. I waited in his bedroom sitting on the side of the bed. I never been in his bedroom before... Continue»
Posted by honeyboycdlover 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4575  |  
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