Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 18
I was at a local bar near downtown. The bartender was leing people that nite, and I happened to be at that same bar the previous weekend. I stepped outside to go for a smoke, I was talking to a girl I had just met and he came outside, remembered who I was because we had introduced ourselves the previous weekend as mentioned before. While in conversation with that girl he walks up and says " you have been leid" then placed it around my neck. The girl laughs and said to me "
come home with me if you really want to get laid." I chuckle and say " alright" thinking she was joking around with me. ... Continue»
I couldn't believe I had just taken a long set on the treadmill. My head felt like it was swimming, I was dizzy, I was not used to it at all in any way!
Stumbling at the gym I barely hit the off button when I ended up falling back and into a strong pair of arms.
"Whoa, buddy!" he cried as I felt his upper bod against mine.
"Yeah... it's just I can't believe that."
"It's alright. I think you should check with a doctor you shouldn't be running on something if you can't handle such a machine."
I heard little snickers of the 'roid infested men who went by. Didn't care 'bout them though.... Continue»
فاتن امرأة جميلة مصرية صميمة فى التاسعة والثلاثين من عمرها .. متزوجة وزوجها مصاب بالشلل وهو أكبر منها بنحو خمسة أعوام ولها منه ابن وحيد هو أحمد والبالغ عمره 18 عاما .. اضطرت فاتن للعمل تحت ضغط لقمة العيش والكد على عائلتها الصغيرة وتعليم ابنها بعد إصابة زوجها بالعجز الكلى الذى أقعده عن العمل وحصل على معاش قليل لا يكاد يفى باحتياجات الأسرة وابنها الذى تدللـه وتحبه كثيرا .. كانت فاتن من مواليد 7 يوليو بينما أحمد من مواليد 15 سبتمبر .. وكانت فاتن تعمل كخادمة فى البيوت لأنها ربة منزل أصلا ولم تنال حظا وافرا من التعليم رغم ذلك كانت ذكية متوقدة الذهن وكان ذلك مما يعجب أحمد وغير أحمد فيها .. وأخذت ف... Continue»
Again, I am not understanding humor in the title. My translator says "go with it". Whatever.
Mr. Aronoff calls in the morning, and says to meet him at the factory. We will be building set again for Friday night photography session. He is pleased with us, and says after taking out what we owe him, there is still little money we earned from last night. But he also suggests we buy some of our own clothing and cosmetics. This seems fair to us, as we cannot wear costumes when not working, and our country boy clothing is shabby. He will have Ana take us shopping later in day.
He also sa... Continue»
During my teen age I was very sexually active and loved girls alot. I just loved to have some nice squeezings and getting a handjob not until I was 18 before I broke my virginity.
There was this hot girl I really had a deep crush on. Every night, I keep on imagining and dreaming of her nice and attractive perky boobs. I mastubate every night wising she would let me suck on them. She was younger than me with 2 years and we weren't so close. So I had to get close to her, the girl of all my fantasies.
We began chatting with each other regularly on webcam until one lonely and boring day she sho... Continue»
I am asking the translator what that means: The Revenge. There is no revenge in my story! And she says it is a kind of joke. Like the Electric Boogaloo. I do not understand why that is funny, but she is telling me to trust her, and continue with my story.
When we grew awake in the morning, Svetlana wanted more sexy sexy time, but I said to not. Because Mr. Aronoff would be there soon to pick us up for the bus ride back to home. Svetlana, who looked more like Serge in the morning, said quietly, he did not want to go back home. I pushed him into the shower to wash off the cosmetics fro... Continue»
After eric left the auditorium my legs were shaking so bad I basically did the walk of shame in front of my drama teacher. He wouldn’t care if I told him I was in the prop room fucking a boy. He just looked up and said ‘you look nice. I thought you were absent.’ I told him ‘no I came in late.’ I asked him to change my absent to a tardy. He said ‘Sure no problem. Will you tell the bitches smoking in the dressing room to spray some damn air freshener.’
I laughed at him and pulled a can of glade out of my massive purse. I told him it was my fault I usually bring the glade. He told me to splu... Continue»
Ramu was cleaning the parking corridor with the wood broom as his sahab Anant was leaving for the office. Ramu is the gardener for Mr Anant Patil for 8 years now. Ramu basically is from Bihar but he has been in Baroda for quite a long time now. He is married and has 3 c***dren back at home but he has chosen to stay alone in Baorda. (and you will soon know why he did do.)
As the car disappeared Mamta came out in balcony and signed Ramu to come upstairs. Mamta is
I had many fantasies in my eyes which I had never shared with anyone but when I got married then I started fantasising about my hot Indian wife only whom I used to love better as she was the only girl who showed me her naked body and allowed me to fuck her. This was the dedication of her for me that she too had never entertained any male near her as she remained much attached to the culture.
I really had the best feeling for her and even imagining her with another
My Husband's story. Here he goes by Gabriel because that is his profile in xhamster. This is part 1. I thought I would post it here.
Hello and thank you for stopping by.
I am Gabriel and my mission is to explore and try to understand my own sexuality and the sexuality of others, and have fun while doing that.
My very first memory of anything remotely sexual... Continue»
There is nothing remotely remarkable about this story, two consenting adults of the opposite sex -
albeit with quite an age gap - but basically just two co workers fucking in a hotel room. It was, for
whatever reason REALLY erotic, so I just hope I can tell the story well enough to put it across:
In the stories Fucked and Fucked2 I ended up having a romp with my 19 - years - older colleague, Derek,
and his on/off girlfriend the GORGEOUS Elaine, and then (in Fucked 2) I just Fucked everybody else.
This was the first time Derek and I had actually been 'one on one'.
We were on ... Continue»
Megan and her coworker Doug were chatting in the kitchen at work.
“You look very nice today, Megan,” said Doug, looking her body up and down appreciatively.
Megan blushed and tugged self-consciously at the hem of her skirt. Doug was always flirting with her and she enjoyed the attention, so she had started wearing shorter skirts and tighter sweaters to work lately. “Thanks Doug, that’s very nice of you to say,” she said, taking a sip of her tea.
“Yes, that sweater, is very flattering,” said Doug staring unabashedly at her large jutting breasts. He knew that Megan was married, and he w... Continue»
This episode relates to the time when my father and father-in-law had expired. In the meanwhile, that is before they expired, I had fucked both my mother and mother-in-law. Time elapsed and then one day, after both my father and FIL had expired, I thought since I have fucked my mother & MIL individually and separately, why not fuck them together.
The problem was how. Well, I knew my MIL was a religious-minded lady and frequently visited places of worship & pilgrimage. So, I said to myself let me begin by asking my MIL to allow
My friend and her boyfriend were staying in my flat while her parents had their house remodelled. I’d given them my bedroom and I had the couch.
I got in at 8am exhausted from work, normally they were having breakfast right now but nothing. I went to my bedroom door and knocked, no answer, I opened the door to find the bed made so I got out of my work clothes, put them in the laundry basket, had a shower and changed into my joggers. I came out of my room, sat on the couch and turned the tv on “Morning tv is shit” I said to myself. I laid down, closed my eyes and hoped to drift off to sl**p.... Continue»
I am Sumanth Name Changed nick name raj with my first true experience. I’m regular reader of professionally I am a call boy in Mysore now but your eagerly wants to know how I become a call boy? So this is my true story for you. My earlier stories are and my house owner’s sexy daughter, fucking Guajarati house wife, call boy at your service. You can mail me your comment
My dick size is 8”long 4 inches wide stamina 2 hours good looking average body and I was in Pune that time living with my friend’s flat. His flat located in
I am Praveen from southern part of Kerala. I am 22 year old guy with 6.2 inches ht and 73 kg weight. I would like to tell you a story of mine with my mother. Her name is Shooba. She is 48 year old housewife. She had a sexy fig of 38c-32-42. She has deep oval shaped navels which make her sexier in sari. She wears her sari below her navel. She wears nighty at home. My father is working abroad and comes home once in a week. It was 2 years ago first I had sex with her.
One day I came home from college at noon as the class was su
He walked up right as we did. He eyed me up and down like he wanted to eat me. He asked Jason ‘is this going to ruin our friendship. Are you going to treat me like shit because I fucked your girl?’ Jason was honest. He said ‘I love her more than you can ever imagine. But I fucked up so bad she deserves a damn good fuck and total revenge.’ This boy grew up with us. He was in my sixth grade class.
Jason busted out with ‘I popped lauren’s cherry and I was never going to tell her about it. My b*****r ratted me out. You know lauren has treated her like shit even though they were best fucking fri... Continue»
wish I could say having scott make my pussy shoot a quart of cum made my rage towards his b*****r fade at least a little bit. I had all weekend to dwell on my closest female friend renting a room to lose her virginity to my life-long companion. I contemplated burning her house down. I contemplated taking a baseball bat to his balls. I decided to remain relatively calm. I planned a different type of revenge.
I guess I should tell you more about lauren. I was totally separated from normal k**s in sixth grade. I met all the other k**s from local schools also in the gifted program. I didn’t ha... Continue»
Morning 7:00 am college lectures till 1:30, then lunch and back to hostel; in evening some light refreshment and sports time. This was used to be my daily routine when I was in one of the reputed boarding college of Chhattisgarh. Let me introduce to my lovely lady Anita madam who was our biology teacher. She too has a average height of 5 feet, skin complexion black with a voluptuous figure of 32-30-34. She always used to wear sari and she had long hairs and used to keep one strand of hair in front of her face which always would
Hi, this is Lalita again and I’m 19years old. I’ve dated only 3 guys in my life and had sex with one. I love having physical relationships. I’m 5 foot 5 in, slim, and my stats are 36-28-36. I have fairly big boobs and I love having them admired from men. This is my second story and I’m happy that you liked my first one “Boob pressed by rickshawala.” so here it goes…
So, it had been three weeks but still the memory was fresh as new in my head. It went on and on like a tape in my mind making me horny every time. Though, it was