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Wife takes on best friend

My best mate Steve has been separated from his ex for 2 years now and after 18 years marriage is really struggling with the loneliness and no f****y life. My wife Jen and I have tried to keep Steve involved with social activities but it is different without a partner.

Last Friday all of my k**s were out for the weekend and Jen and I decided to hit the Casino in Melbourne which is a rare treat for us, so we called the hotel, got a room, packed an overnight bag and headed into town. I gave Steve a call and asked if he wanted to meet us there and chill out. He was happy to do that rather than ... Continue»
Posted by aboveodss 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3004  |  
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Curiosity


He was only trying to satisfy the curiosity of two young girls, but when their older s****r appeared things got really interesting. (mff-teens, youths, bi, rom)

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I had stripped off my bathing suit and was showering the sand off my feet and legs in the outside shelter behind our summer place, when the Morris girls came squealing in beside me in their tiny bikinis. One nudged me aside and they quickly cleaned off their feet and then fled, still chattering.

Did I mention that I was naked at the time and that I had been enjoying the cool water on my hot cock, smacking it up and down... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1969  |  
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First journal - Part 2

I am prone to believe that the fetish that I developed since then was shared by her; I don't know what could possibly was going through her head, the fact is that the next time it also happened during PE class.
But the circumstances were decisively different.

I know for a fact that this time I did nothing, but when the whole class was heading out to the patio to start the routine, she told me to stay behind and to not leave the room.
The way she said the words made me wonder if I had indeed done something wrong and as I was left alone in the classroom, my fears started to swell up in my... Continue»
Posted by elausente 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 136  |  
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Breaking in a Young Virgin


A 13 year old cutie wants to fuck her boyfriend, but first she wants to lose her virginity to a more experienced lover. (Mf-teens, 1st, oral)

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Another true story from my younger days, much younger.

I got a phone call from a girl named Sandy. Her cousin had told her I gave guitar lessons, and she wanted to learn. We set up lessons at her house on Saturday afternoon.

I was surprised when we met, I expected her to be older. I was 17, she had just turned 13! She was a cute k**, but just that to me, A k**. And, as a lot of young girls, she NEVER stopped talking! Her thoughts came g... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2106  |  
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Sex and Candy

There she laid, a long legged blonde with crystal blue eyes that made the sky seem dull. She was a statuesque creature of beauty, clad only in a pink leopard thong that highlighted her dainty figure. It was ecstasy incarnate, desire in its purest form. And, from that moment our eyes first met, I knew she was all I wanted.

It was earlier that week when it first happened, when the world turned upside down. I was out visiting one of my favorite haunts, a morally deprived cesspool of hipster trash, PBR and some unknown crappy band that was trying to make it big but lacking any real substance. ... Continue»
Posted by IrishRebel69 6 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 14

Carmool's Date Night

Carmool hadn’t been fucked in what seemed like years. Examining herself in the hotel rooms full length mirror she couldn’t help but feel a little sad for the wasted time. Right now her milky white, long legs were just the right side of plump. Curvy but firm and round with promise. They glistened beneath the flesh coloured stockings which hugged the tops of her thighs their cold, rubber grips covered in frilly lace. Carmool’s gravity defying buttocks hung either side of the tiny, diaphanous thong which split her backside in two. She shuffled her legs together, never for one second taking ... Continue»
Posted by carax19 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 186  |  
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The Neighbor's Naughty Daughter

I leaned against the bar watching the action out on the dance floor and couldn't help licking my lips. God bless summer! Everywhere my eyes wandered, I spotted exactly what Doug and I had come here to find: plenty of hot young things. Even better, the first heat wave of the season had caused inspired the club had to open up its beachfront a week early.

We'd caught wind of the opening last night ago, and after our usual Saturday-night dinner date, we'd taken a ride to the under 21 club and spent over an hour sitting out on a deck that overlooked the beach.

The girls were out there wearin... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7894  |  
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Sweet Little Coed Ass

College professor enjoys the anal delights of a coed
First let me say that this story happen rather unexpectedly this last winter at a medium sized college in the San Diego area. I am in my mid-40's, average looking kind of guy who happens to be a professor at a local college-teaching students studying to be in the medical field. As the story unravels I must say that I was in the right place at the right time...as nothing like this has happen before in my 16 years of teaching. Just to be on the safe side I have changed the people's names including the woman who is the main subject - whom I wi... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1141  |  
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The Busty Babysitter

Rachel was just pulling her coat on when John came down the stairs. He handed Rachel her payment in cash.

"Thank you, Mr. Greene." Rachel smiled in gratitude.

"You're welcome," he replied. "You deserve every penny. Kathy and I are very happy with you. There is no one that we trust the k**s with more than you."

"Thank you, that means a lot. I love them like they're my own. I would do anything for you guys."

Rachel was starting to blush and was having a hard time meeting John's gaze. For his part, John was having a hard time keeping his eyes away from Rachel's exposed cleavage. Did ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 8780  |  
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Taking it up the ass, putting it up an ass

It started off as a stupid joke, one of those things sororities want entering freshmen to do during rush week. All the older s****rs in the house I was most interested in voted that all the new freshman pledges would have to try anal sex before the end of the semester. If we wanted to join up, we'd have to take it up -- up the ass, that is.

I was pretty eager to get in, so I played along, but already I was trying to figure a way of faking it. I'm no prude, but I wasn't going to let some stupid frat boy stick it in me -- much less in my back door! -- just to get some stupid signed certificat... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 481  |  
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The neighbor girl is home from her first year in c

It all started on a beautiful Saturday morning in early June. I just started fixing a few sections of the fence between my house and my neighbor's. It was already very hot and the sun was moving up over the trees in my back yard making the work extremely hot and sweaty. I removed my shirt for a little relief from the heat and was just wearing a pair of old jeans and some work boots.

I just finished removing an old section of the fence when I saw something that made my heart skip a beat. I wasn't expecting my neighbors to be home because they spent most weekends during the summer at their li... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1529  |  
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Cindy gets her first taste of anal.

Cindy moaned softly as Dane slipped two fingers inside of her. She felt the familiar ripples of orgasm overwhelm her senses, body tightening around his digits, juices dripping onto his hand. She stood there, rigid as his fingers worked their magic, rubbing and caressing her secret places.

She looked down at him sitting in front of her, arm muscles tensed, and saw the predatory gleam in his eyes, he wanted her... NOW... She whimpered at this, remembering the other times he had made her cum until it felt like her head would explode. He seemed to be holding back now, teasing her, his fingers ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 244  |  
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Fun with my mom's best friend

This incidence happened when I was s*******n years old. I am only c***d to my parents. Auntie, with whom this incidence happened used t visit us quite often. She was about my mom’s age – around 40 years. Her husband was a successful businessman and was extremely wealthy. I many times wondered how she could spend so much of time with us. Once I asked her about that. She told that her husband travelled a lot and hence she had plenty of time. She normally used to come to our house in the afternoon and used to leave when my father came from office.

One day, during winter vacations, my parents w... Continue»
Posted by matterboy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1378  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3230  |  
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Barhroom pickup

IT WAS LATE AFTERNOON AND I HAD BEEN OUT BUSH WALKING MOST OF THE DAY AND DECIDED TO GO AND HAVE A SHOWER IN THE AMMENTIES BLOCK IN THE CAMPING PARK WHERE I WAS STAYING.
I TOOK MY TOWEL AND KIT BAG AND HUNG THEM IN ONE OF THE SHOWER CUBICLES AND WENT OVER TO THE URINAL TO HAD A PISS.
I WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY COCK RIGHT OUT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AND IN WALKED THIS YOUNG GIRL WITH A TOWEL OVER ARM AND HAD A SKIMPY BLOUSE AND SHORTS ON.
AS SHE WALKED IN SHE LOOKED MY WAY AND WAS SHOCKED THAT SHE MUST HAVE GONE IN THE WRONG DOOR AND ENDED UP IN THE MENS SECTION BUT SHE JUST STOOD THERE WITH ... Continue»
Posted by hotRobertXX 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1806  |  
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Charlotte's Story Part 3


With the warmth of tongue and the coldness of her tongue it was creating a sensation I had never felt before, my back as well as the rest of my body was bucking like a wild stallion but the restraints kept me in check I felt like a caged a****l unable to escape. With this temptress trying to break my self control I could feel the semen welling up my shaft waiting for a swift release all I could think was – I cannot hold on any longer she is breaking me- “miss may I please be released I would love to service you” with a crack my skin began to sting she had hit me across the nipple with the ri... Continue»
Posted by tigerkiduk 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 124  |  
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Kevin's coach and his daughter Alice

Kevin is an 18 y/o, blond-blue eyed, very successful sports student, promising a bright future. When his coach Mr. Adams invited Kevin over for dinner, Kevin was very excited.

Coach Adams was a handsome,fit and lean, salt & pepper type, grey haired guy in his late 40s', Kevin was gazing admiringly at all these gold and silver cups Coach Adams won since his early teens in the living room when he heard Mrs. Adams' voice, letting them know that dinner was ready.

It was Kevin's first time meeting his coach's f****y members, he already knew that his coach was a father of two, a young boy n
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Posted by Slave4str8twinks 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3292  |  
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Daniella's Date with Jeremy - A husband asked

Daniella's date with Jeremy:

I would come by your place to pick Daniella up at 7pm. She would have been getting ready and getting dressed in the outfit that makes her feel the most comfortable and sexy. I would be a gentleman and come to the door with flowers. With a light kiss on the cheek, I would greet her and let you know that Daniella and I would be out for the night and that I will have her back after breakfast the next morning. After she blew her loving husband a kiss goodbye she would walk with me to my car...I'd open the door for her, we'd both get in and then we'd be off...

I... Continue»
Posted by jeremyjay2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2132  |  
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An old slapper

I was working away from home for several weeks staying in a small hotel near Oxford in England, I quickly got fed up of watching British TV , it is absolutely rubbish. So I started to go to bars or pubs as the Brits call them, the beer was fantastic compared to the crap we get in Canada. Friday and Saturday nights the pubs were full of young people enjoying themselves, there was one pub which seemed to attract more mature women than the others did so I made this my local watering hole. I am a 47 year old straight male, I don't like queers but I can cope with lesbians no problem, this bar was a... Continue»
Posted by slapperspotter 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2525  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl part 2

My First Time Dressed as a Girl, pt 2
(The events of this story are true and reflect what happened thirty years ago the first time I went all out and dressed as a female. The conversations in it may not be completely accurate, as this was a long time ago, but are as accurate as my memory and imagination of these past events can provide. A quick note for those who are coming upon this account for the first time; please read part one first so you will understand how I got to this part in the first place. ;-) )
Tracey and I laid there in front of the fireplace for a time enjoying the heat of th... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 492  |  
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