Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 18
'You want me to do what?'
These were the words that greeted my wife Helen as she arrived back in the bedroom on what had started out as a normal Saturday morning. She had gone down to make the coffee; no it's not something that's a 'wifey' job. I'm always up before her in the week so I make the coffee and bring it up for her. At the weekends I get a bit of an extra lie in and she makes it.
This morning however, just before hopping out of bed she had dropped the bombshell that she wanted me to 'model' at some sexy lingerie, girly night she would be attending that night.
For the few mi... Continue»
World Civics in the Twenty-Third Century- fifth ed.
Chapter 1: A Fresh Start
You and your classmates have grown up in an age of prosperity. The average world citizen can expect to live a long, happy life. Our leaders are honest and hard working, and our governments are good members of the world community. Large-scale v******e is a thing of the past. In fact, there have been no wars anywhere on Earth for over two-hundred years, but it might surprise you to learn that the world wasn't always so peaceful.
In ancient times, men fought like savages, stabbing each other with stone spears, a... Continue»
I was very excited when my friend told he was going to be my neighbor right opposite my house at Rupa Apartments. He and his mom were shifting from their old house. I was living with my grandparents and was bored on most weekends. Now I had a friend to talk to and play with. I am 27 and he is the same age, and expected his mom to be quite old. To my surprise, when I saw her first, I couldn't help but get a hard-on. She was in here late 30's. She was a petite lady clad in a sari, but behind the blouse I am sure were two wonderful set of boobs. To top it all, she had wonderful light skin. I wa... Continue»
My biggest regret.
My name Sally Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years named Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our best friends wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we have time to talk about our son when he come’s,
I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done to me and as yet but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.
Rob and Lesley's plans were disturbed when her mobile phone rang, flashing the word 'School'. The male voice telling a distraught Lesley that one of the boys had twisted his knee and needed to get it checked by a doctor. He suggested going to the Walk In Centre at the hospital, saying that better to go there in case it needed an X-ray. He told her not to worry..it was just a precaution.
Lesley pulled on her uniform, which was still lying on the bathroom floor and was looking crumpled and the worse for wear. She had no underwear to wear and never gave it a thought. She pulled her flat work... Continue»
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!"
The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle.
"She'll get here soon, and when she does,
you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"
The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.
Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.
Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots
and with a purp... Continue»
A Low Maintenance Affair with a BBW
Rylee always wore a baseball cap and this day was no exception. It was a standard part of his maintenance uniform and kept the sun out of his eyes as he traversed between buildings fixing everything from busted pipes to plaster dings. He was six feet tall, naturally tanned by his work outdoors, and had incredible green eyes the color of a pine tree in a rainstorm. Along with his baseball cap, he wore a tan polo shirt with the logo of the apartment building emblazoned on the left breast pocket, long Carhartt's workpants, sturdy steel capped boots, and a be... Continue»
This is a new series of short stories that I shall write.
The idea of doing short stories was helpfully inspired by a certain someone,
you know who you are! hehe
These stories are completely fictional, involving my fart fetish,
and are pretty dark at times,
so reader discretion is advised.
Please, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Dr Erica von Bloom, but I much prefer just being called Dr Bloom.
I'm a young smart and some mean people s... Continue»
The Triangle Part 1
Note: I am not the author. I discovered this story on an different site and felt it needed to be shared. The author never signed it, but the story held me spellbound until I read it all. I did some small editing with spelling and removed some redundancy in sentence structure but by no means did I change the story or the characters personalities. I hope you like it as much as I did.
The story begins;
It's funny that we had never really done anything sexy with each other. Moira had lived across the street from me most of my adolescent and young adult life... Continue»
It had been nearly two months since I had sex with Andrew my now ex baby sitter and boy was I missing him well his cock that is,
The day he came and told me he was now leaving I managed to give him a blow job in the garage while my husband was in the garden with the k**’s I would have fucked him there and then if it wasn’t for the fact we might get caught,
Still he was happy and I had something off him to keep me going,
I can still feel and taste him cum today,
My husband has been at home for the last two months and so he has kept me topped up with sex don’t get me wrong he’s a great lo... Continue»
“Daddy!” someone whined. “Wake uuuuup!”
Jake’s nostrils were filled with a familiar scent of strawberry bodywash. He inhaled deeply and smiled.
“I know you’re awake,” Petra complained.
“Shoosh,” Jake said, wrapping his arms around the girl who had woken him from his nap by straddling his lap. “sl**p time is now.”
Petra whined again, pushing her breasts in Jake’s face. He noticed that they were uncovered, and his eyes snapped open. “Petra, your mother-”
“She’s out,” Petra said, smiling down at him. “Cheryl picked her up for a girls’ night.”
Jake relaxed, kissing the soft skin ... Continue»
A horny housewife finds herself unable to resist the advances of her daughter’s new boyfriend.
Under His Spell
When I felt the hand of my daughter’s boyfriend on my ass, I didn’t say anything.
How would you have reacted? We’d been asking Georgia to invite her boyfriend around for weeks now—we didn’t know anything about him, except that the two of them seemed to be getting along. My husband and I had literally no idea what to expect—and yet, Ash still managed to surprise us.
He was eighteen, the same age as Georgia, but he held himself with the confidence of a m... Continue»
I would just like to point out I'm kinda bisexual but I kinda need a feminine edge normally, I like shemales and females the most if I'm honest. This however, was an opportunity I could not turn down. I've condensed sections of this in to separate days, so you get a sense of how long this has build up.
It all started when I began classes at my college, there was a younger guy just turned 18. He's NEVER admitted to being gay, I honestly think he just wanted to cum so bad he'd let anyone do it because he can't 'figure it out' I was amazed that in this day and age that a guy can't figur... Continue»
<Funny story from the news>
A British man discovered his wife used her lover’s sperm to get pregnant at a Spanish clinic
A court ruling from the case is now raising questions about fertility treatment procedures
Six years after attending the birth of his son, and bringing him up as his own, a British man who shall be referred to as Mr X discovered that his ex-wife, Ms Y, had tricked him: the c***d was another man’s. It’s an old story, but with a new twist. The infidelity did not take place in a motel room, but inside a test tube.
The story dates back to 2004, when the wealthy cou... Continue»
House Party with my wife
I am Anil , an engineer by qualification and profession in a reputed company. I had few sexual encounters during high school and college life. Two of them were co -students from neighborhood. I enjoyed with few call girls also.
I got married at age of 25 with a 22 year young attractive girl ,Divya. She was very fair, tall of 5’5” , well proportionate figure , at time of marriage her vital stats were 34 x22x32 but after two years of marriage her bust ,waist and hips increased to 36 x 24x 34. I was insisting for a baby but she wanted to wait for some time. After 2 ye... Continue»
Hello, this is my first submission. It was a story idea that came to me one day. I almost came in my pants writing it and I hope you all enjoy cumming to it ;). I always found the thought of masturbating with a member of the opposite sex really hot, so here's my fiction. Everyone in this story is completely fictional and not based on real people. Leave your feedback here, I'd really appreciate it, and please tell me if you want a sequel! I made a few edits after posting.
An ... Continue»
I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.
Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.
She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
It's a late night my boyfriend, bestfriend, and I were watching a movie Megan and I on one couch talking about the movie and giving each other back massages and Tristian on the other playing on his phone. Megan had her back to me laying between my legs. It must of felt good because I could feel her running her hand up and down my leg. I didn't know if she was trying to start anything so I took a chance. We were under a blanket so Tristian couldn't see what I was about to do. I massage one of my hands down her back and around to the front of her pajama shorts. They were loose shorts so I had n... Continue»
Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.
Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening babe.im rained off. Gone for a beer.'
She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"
"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"
"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."
" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"
"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»