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Taking it up the ass, putting it up an ass

It started off as a stupid joke, one of those things sororities want entering freshmen to do during rush week. All the older s****rs in the house I was most interested in voted that all the new freshman pledges would have to try anal sex before the end of the semester. If we wanted to join up, we'd have to take it up -- up the ass, that is.

I was pretty eager to get in, so I played along, but already I was trying to figure a way of faking it. I'm no prude, but I wasn't going to let some stupid frat boy stick it in me -- much less in my back door! -- just to get some stupid signed certificat... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 479  |  
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The neighbor girl is home from her first year in c

It all started on a beautiful Saturday morning in early June. I just started fixing a few sections of the fence between my house and my neighbor's. It was already very hot and the sun was moving up over the trees in my back yard making the work extremely hot and sweaty. I removed my shirt for a little relief from the heat and was just wearing a pair of old jeans and some work boots.

I just finished removing an old section of the fence when I saw something that made my heart skip a beat. I wasn't expecting my neighbors to be home because they spent most weekends during the summer at their li... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1513  |  
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Cindy gets her first taste of anal.

Cindy moaned softly as Dane slipped two fingers inside of her. She felt the familiar ripples of orgasm overwhelm her senses, body tightening around his digits, juices dripping onto his hand. She stood there, rigid as his fingers worked their magic, rubbing and caressing her secret places.

She looked down at him sitting in front of her, arm muscles tensed, and saw the predatory gleam in his eyes, he wanted her... NOW... She whimpered at this, remembering the other times he had made her cum until it felt like her head would explode. He seemed to be holding back now, teasing her, his fingers ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 243  |  
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Fun with my mom's best friend

This incidence happened when I was s*******n years old. I am only c***d to my parents. Auntie, with whom this incidence happened used t visit us quite often. She was about my mom’s age – around 40 years. Her husband was a successful businessman and was extremely wealthy. I many times wondered how she could spend so much of time with us. Once I asked her about that. She told that her husband travelled a lot and hence she had plenty of time. She normally used to come to our house in the afternoon and used to leave when my father came from office.

One day, during winter vacations, my parents w... Continue»
Posted by matterboy 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1373  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3244  |  
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Barhroom pickup

IT WAS LATE AFTERNOON AND I HAD BEEN OUT BUSH WALKING MOST OF THE DAY AND DECIDED TO GO AND HAVE A SHOWER IN THE AMMENTIES BLOCK IN THE CAMPING PARK WHERE I WAS STAYING.
I TOOK MY TOWEL AND KIT BAG AND HUNG THEM IN ONE OF THE SHOWER CUBICLES AND WENT OVER TO THE URINAL TO HAD A PISS.
I WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY COCK RIGHT OUT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED AND IN WALKED THIS YOUNG GIRL WITH A TOWEL OVER ARM AND HAD A SKIMPY BLOUSE AND SHORTS ON.
AS SHE WALKED IN SHE LOOKED MY WAY AND WAS SHOCKED THAT SHE MUST HAVE GONE IN THE WRONG DOOR AND ENDED UP IN THE MENS SECTION BUT SHE JUST STOOD THERE WITH ... Continue»
Posted by hotRobertXX 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1811  |  
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Charlotte's Story Part 3


With the warmth of tongue and the coldness of her tongue it was creating a sensation I had never felt before, my back as well as the rest of my body was bucking like a wild stallion but the restraints kept me in check I felt like a caged a****l unable to escape. With this temptress trying to break my self control I could feel the semen welling up my shaft waiting for a swift release all I could think was – I cannot hold on any longer she is breaking me- “miss may I please be released I would love to service you” with a crack my skin began to sting she had hit me across the nipple with the ri... Continue»
Posted by tigerkiduk 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 124  |  
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Kevin's coach and his daughter Alice

Kevin is an 18 y/o, blond-blue eyed, very successful sports student, promising a bright future. When his coach Mr. Adams invited Kevin over for dinner, Kevin was very excited.

Coach Adams was a handsome,fit and lean, salt & pepper type, grey haired guy in his late 40s', Kevin was gazing admiringly at all these gold and silver cups Coach Adams won since his early teens in the living room when he heard Mrs. Adams' voice, letting them know that dinner was ready.

It was Kevin's first time meeting his coach's f****y members, he already knew that his coach was a father of two, a young boy n
... Continue»
Posted by Slave4str8twinks 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3287  |  
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Daniella's Date with Jeremy - A husband asked

Daniella's date with Jeremy:

I would come by your place to pick Daniella up at 7pm. She would have been getting ready and getting dressed in the outfit that makes her feel the most comfortable and sexy. I would be a gentleman and come to the door with flowers. With a light kiss on the cheek, I would greet her and let you know that Daniella and I would be out for the night and that I will have her back after breakfast the next morning. After she blew her loving husband a kiss goodbye she would walk with me to my car...I'd open the door for her, we'd both get in and then we'd be off...

I... Continue»
Posted by jeremyjay2 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2133  |  
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An old slapper

I was working away from home for several weeks staying in a small hotel near Oxford in England, I quickly got fed up of watching British TV , it is absolutely rubbish. So I started to go to bars or pubs as the Brits call them, the beer was fantastic compared to the crap we get in Canada. Friday and Saturday nights the pubs were full of young people enjoying themselves, there was one pub which seemed to attract more mature women than the others did so I made this my local watering hole. I am a 47 year old straight male, I don't like queers but I can cope with lesbians no problem, this bar was a... Continue»
Posted by slapperspotter 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2528  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl part 2

My First Time Dressed as a Girl, pt 2
(The events of this story are true and reflect what happened thirty years ago the first time I went all out and dressed as a female. The conversations in it may not be completely accurate, as this was a long time ago, but are as accurate as my memory and imagination of these past events can provide. A quick note for those who are coming upon this account for the first time; please read part one first so you will understand how I got to this part in the first place. ;-) )
Tracey and I laid there in front of the fireplace for a time enjoying the heat of th... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 610  |  
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my first

Srinu mera naam, meri middle class f****y me mom, dad, didi sindhu
aur choti behan priyaanka(priya) ek chote se ghar me rehte the. Mom
dad dono employers the didi ki marriage ho gayi thi, priya school ke
final exam likh chuki hi. Mai ghar ke paas hi apni degree kar raha
hun, lekin kahaani sirf meri choti behan priya ki hi.
Priya ko nursery se aaj tak residencial school me hi padhaaya gaya
tha, isi kaaran sab use bohut laad karte the, f****y se door rehne se
use ghar ki tameej maloom nahi thi aur wo itni jiddi thi ki uski baat
ke saamne kuch nahi chalta tha, jitni jiddi thi utni sundar ... Continue»
Posted by akashcoool8 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 230

me n my gf

Jb hamari nai nai friendship hui thi to who mujhse milne bhi aati to
kisi na kisi ko sath lekar aati aur main use kuch bhi na kr pata hum
roj mob par sexy bate bgerah kiya krta tha pr abhi tk main use chu tk
ni paya tha par ek bar mujhe yeh mouka mil gya 14 feb ko balentine
day par hamara milna tay hua aur who akeli aa rhi thi to maine
mcleodganj ghumne ka program bnaya aur bahan mera ek friend
hotel me job karta tha use maine room arrange karne ke liye bola jb
mcleodganj pahunche to gf ko btaya ki hum hotel me chalte hai par
man ni rhi thi par kisi tarah use maine mnaya aur hotel ke r... Continue»
Posted by akashcoool8 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 155

The English Gentleman and His American Tart

I was early in Northern England, 7am, but William sat waiting in the Manchester Airport for an International Flight from Chicago to arrive. Despite his best efforts, he was nervous. No, not nervous-nearly quaking in anticipation.

In a short time, the plane would land and she'd be here. She'd actually be here. No more texting on What's App, or sharing photos of each other over Facebook, she'd actually be standing in front of him and he felt himself terrified of how she'd react when she saw him.

It was true he was quite tall and sometimes unsure of himself, but today he'd dressed in her ... Continue»
Posted by ladysafran 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 300  |  
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Anal Sex with the French Foreign Exchange Student

That night I awoke at 3:00 AM. Lack of sl**p from abusing Emile's tiny French asshole almost 'till dawn the previous night and at breakfast had caught up with me. My wife lay next to me asl**p in a deep slumber as a result of another round of sl**ping pills. Like last night, I gave her an aggressive shake yet got no response. Although it was much later than the previous night, I still had a small window of time to slip out of bed to m***** Emile. When I arrived to her room she was asl**p, probably exhausted from last night's abusive encounter. I lifted her covers to find that she was completel... Continue»
Posted by otter3440 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1325  |  
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Sibling Sex


Teri finds a story about her on the Internet, it's about a girl and it's sexy. She realizes it's about her and then she realizes that her b*****r is the one who wrote it. (mf-teens, ff-teens, inc, 1st, mast, oral, rom)

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"Yes, Mom... OK, Mom... Mom, quit worrying, we'll be okay," Teri said into the phone. "Mom, we're old enough to take care of ourselves. You and Daddy enjoy the cruise. We'll be okay, really. Enjoy it, it's your second honeymoon... have fun. We love you."

Teri's mother and father had planned this cruise as their 20th wedding anniversary gift to each other. When Aun... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 8073  |  
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Nightmare turns in to a dream come true

The following account happened a few years ago, some details have been changed to preserve anonymity.
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We arrived in the London hotel late in the evening. It had been a long coach journey down from Scotland and everyone was tired. There was a large group of us down for a college outing and it would be an early start the next morning. To save costs there would be two persons sharing a room (but in separate beds) and there wasn't supposed to be any mixed sex sharing.

The way the numbers f... Continue»
Posted by red_elephant 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2451  |  
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Sharing my s****r

part one

This story relates to events that began in April 1981.

I was 13 at the time and my eldest s****r was 15, 2 weeks off her 16th birthday, I was a very shy and naive young teenager with no experience of the female species at all when this started, although I had a group of 5/6 close male friends who had been having group masturbation sessions for around 7/8 months, these started off with just masturbating in front of each other, to actually pairing off and masturbating each other. On the last session I had actually received oral sex off one of them.

Anyway on to my s****r, as I... Continue»
Posted by barney1968 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 13059  |  
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A TEENAGE BI SLUT and ASS WHORE


Ever since I was a small boy, I would sneak in my parents room where my mom and dad kept a stash of sex toys by the bed. I was so young, I could barely get a hard on but I would take mom's dildo and cram it in my tight little asshole.
It always felt good and I knew from even that young pre high school age that my ass was something that was special.

One summer I had two of the neighborhood guys stay over for the weekend and that night, after my parents went to bed, the three of us started kinda fooling around and by touching each others cocks and balls and a couple of us even kissed ea
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Posted by bifun4u 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6298  |  
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Dirty Tales From the Past

I enjoy when my wife talks to me about her previous experiences while we're fucking. I suspected she had an active past before she met me, but until I got her to open up, I had no idea! She tells the stories to me while she blows me or fucks me, and she tells them with many details. I lay back, listen, and feel her work me. It's almost like I was there with her when they happened.

Here's one of her many tales:

Her first black man was when she turned eighteen, just after her birthday. He was in his late 20's. She volunteered as a candy striper in a local hospital. He was an orderly. Whil... Continue»
Posted by jnc_1987 5 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 236