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A Star Is Born--Naked

My dream was finally coming true, only now it seemed more like a nightmare.

For years I labored trying to get a break in the theater. I worked dinner theater, summer stock in godforsaken places, small community theatres and even off-off-off Broadway. I eked out a living doing the usual waitressing and temp jobs. Sharing a rat-hole apartment in New York with three other struggling actors, I was the guest at more pity-on-me dinner parties than I could count. My small circle of friends tried to make sure I wouldn't starve. One thing helped me maintain my sanity—my ability to talk with my best... Continue»
Posted by kap007 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1335  |  
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Spring Break At Home

Please comment on this story. It’s my first one and I would like to write more about the things that I’ve done and improve on how to write. Thanks for reading my fellow perverts!

In my fam I’m the youngest of 5, 2 guys & 3 girls. Daddy was always out of town working, mama was usually with friends playing bingo, or some other mom bullshit. I’m pretty sure she was cheating with someone because we all knew daddy was fucking around. He was previously married with several k**s, plus 2 other k**s from flings that we found out about years later. He was pretty easy going with my bros, but us girls... Continue»
Posted by tx69d33 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2365  |  
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Losing My Shirt

Summary: A bored young man, home from college, plays a game of
strip poker with his tipsy sixteen year old s****r and three of
her tipsy friends.

LOSING MY SHIRT

I had just lost my shirt to a bunch of teenage girls. Literally.

"Hand it over, buddy!" Jenna laughed.

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I had only been home from school for five days. My sophomore year
at college had just ended, and I was back home, taking a break
before starting my summer job as an intern/gofer in a law office
downtown. One of the partners was a friend of my stepfather.

The school I went to finished up about a week e... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3441  |  
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Private Party

A couple sneak upstairs during a party.

“Hi James,” you say cheerily when you find me sitting alone on the middle landing of the stairs.

“Hi Megan,” I answer from where I sit leaning against the wall. “Get too noisy for you in there as well?”

“Yeah,” you reply, glancing back downstairs to where the noise of the party echoes from. “Mind if I join you?”

“Not at all.”

I start to move aside, to make room for you to sit beside me, but you say “It’s okay, I’ll just sit in here,” and lower yourself to sit between my legs with your back leaning against my chest.

I put my arms around ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 541  |  
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Bernadette

Years ago I loved chat on Yahoo Messenger. I had a group of friends I would chat with from time to time...it was always filthy. One of my favorites was Bernadette. She and her husband Mario had been married for fifteen years.

She lived one state away from me and we would chat about her fantasy. Me fucking her while her husband watched. Eventually we moved onto phone sex. She always got super excited hearing my voice as I told her what I wanted to do with her. She almost never spoke during those phone calls. Her moans and screams were enough though. Eventually I hard a low voice tell... Continue»
Posted by peterpierre47 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 590  |  
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How I Became an Ivy League Whore

How I Became an Ivy League Whore [Chapters 1-5]

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I guess my journey into debauchery began like many others: from desperation.

Deep down, I had always known I was a very attractive young girl, but I guess I hid it behind textbooks and nerdy big-framed glasses, sacrificing a normal teen experience in order to trudge through academics and secure an acceptance in one of the nation's most esteemed universities. I didn't mind being the pretty, petite bookworm seeing that I was an only chìld to a single parent who couldn't afford to buy groceries every week let alone a coll... Continue»
Posted by cornball 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1817  |  
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Husband SOLD my ASS and PUSSY


My husband I were almost broke and really had no place to stay! We had been working for this company that rehabed houses, etc., but they ran out of work after a few weeks and we didn't know what to do.
We were in a strange town, had no friends and were running out of money really fast and the crappy motel we were staying in was about ready to kick us out.

I was a really good looking girl according to everyone who saw me and I did have some really hot long legs, a nice tight ass and I had some tits that lots of guys had always said were nice, big and firm. My hubby and I had been marri
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Posted by TampaHouseWives 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 153

My Sweet Jenny

(MMF, wife, cuck)


Stephen Keating has been living in the erotic fantasyland
of his pretty wife, Jenny, making love to another man.
Eventually he bridges fantasyland and reality and gently
supports the woman he so dearly loves in joining him on
this very erotic journey. Stephen surrenders to his own
delicious, yielding feminization as he helps Jenny follow
her passion into debauchery, opening wide her body to the
a****l sexuality of other men. A true account of Jenny
and Stephen.

This is the first of a series that will be submitted if
enjoyed.

After writing a fanta... Continue»
Posted by CreemLicker 7 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 155  |  
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Camp Out

f****y camping, i****t, partner swapping and all that kind of stuff, just loads and load and loads of fun. (MFmf-teens, bi, f****y, ped, inc)

*****

Jessica and I were discussing our plans for the summer, in bed, in early June. She was laying on top of the covers, with her football jersey-sl**per shoved up, caressing her pussy. Jessica was in great shape, better than when we were first married, when she had no tits at all. She reached over and fondled my cock. I had Jockey shorts on.

"We can fool around on one condition," my wife said.

"I know," I replied. I pulled off my Jockeys an... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8677  |  
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My date with teen cousins -TRUE STORY-

My latest stories have been completely fictitious and imaginary, so i decided to write a true story after a long break..

It was a boring, drizzly autumn day with virtually nothing to do outside and all my friends were busy with something; school, work, f****y visits, too many excuses.. I decided to take a refreshing warm shower but water hitting my smooth, tender skin got me so aroused, i could feel my nipples getting erect and hard, i started to touch my breasts and caress my rosebud tits..I was in heat, feeling so horny and had to do something about it, i had a regular fuckbuddy but th
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Posted by Slave4str8twinks 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3038  |  
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My first BBC

Just a little back round when I was in high school and still a virgin I had a male black friend and we got d***k at my house and started messing around long story short he fingered me and sucked my tits till I had my first orgasm so I grabed his cock (and a very large and thick one at that) so large I did not want to have intercourse with him my first time so I suck till I was getting lock jaw and had to jerk him off (which I loved to see him cum all over my hand and my bed) we never had another chance to do it again (I still wish now I had tried)
any ways after many years of marrage a few t... Continue»
Posted by mariecat1287 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1700  |  
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Mes fantasmes avec Reva (en anglais) My Fantasies

Ce sont mes fantasmes inspirés par la déesse Reva exquis de photographies. C'est une sorte de journal érotique écrite en anglais parce qu'elle parle l'anglais. Veuillez pardonner les erreurs éventuelles dans grammar ;b

These are my fantasies inspired by the goddess Reva's exquisite photographs. I will post the photograph that inspired my dirty thought. This is a sort of erotic journal written in english because she speaks english and these are comments to her pictures. Please forgive any errors in grammar. Enjoy and adore her:
http://xhamster.com/user/curvysquirtergoddess

This is the pi... Continue»
Posted by nipplepainslut 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 160  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3663  |  
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Son loves father_2

I looked at the price tag and objected, "Brit, I can't afford these boots."

"Don't worry about it. If I'm going to dress you, I'm going to pay for it. Actually, I'm putting it on my father's credit card, so he's paying for it. Consider it an early Christmas present from me."

I shrugged and followed Britney to the next store, a lingerie store.

She took me back to the fitting room saying, "Nothing makes a woman feel sexier than her lingerie. Choose your lingerie with the man in mind, it's part of the teasing that leads to the pleasing."

I nodded as she handed me an alluring sheer bla... Continue»
Posted by jennacybertar 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1576  |  
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Son loves father_3

"You're...you're...driving me...insane," I stuttered as excitement dripped from my engorged big clit.

Liberally, Daddy coated his fingers with lube from the bottle I had in my purse. "Alex, I want you to know this is going to hurt. But, once the pain subsides I think you'll found it quite enjoyable."

"A girl was made to be penetrated and I so want to be penetrated by you. Just get me really ready first," I replied. My voice was full of excited but mixed emotions.

Daddy slowly fought his middle finger past my sphincter and wormed it all the way into me as my face twisted into a grimace... Continue»
Posted by jennacybertar 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2425  |  
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my first time cross dresser

It all started when 13.when I on a chat room talking to this really nice guy and he sounded hot so I added him on msn. He went on cam and he was stunning he was clean shaven thoses jaw droping abs and huge 8 and half inch cock I woz dribbling just looking at him. I told him that I loved wearing girls cloths he love it too he told me he love young boys cross dressing so I got dressed up in my s****r slutty outfit that was black lasce g string thong matching bra grater and fish net stocking when I show him. He loved it so I did a sexy cam. showfor him letin him say any thing he wanted. As... Continue»
Posted by welsh_sissy 7 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2579  |  
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Son loves father_1

Dad sat across from me at the table and shoveled oatmeal into his mouth more out of habit than for nourishment. Dark circles under his blue eyes confessed a lack of sl**p. His constant sad expression made him look older than his forty-seven years. It didn't help that his hair had rescinded back to his ears. Worry had thinned his once bulky frame. He had been in a declining emotional state since my mother had left us last spring.

The day after I graduated high school my mother packed her suitcases and left to find herself. She said that she had devoted her life to my father and to raising me... Continue»
Posted by jennacybertar 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2002  |  
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Fantasy Comes True

It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
Posted by jeffrey16 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6042  |  
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Perversion

This was not written by me, but would love to share it with you and the story is all fiction.

I was out on a jog one day, and I was running my usual route. I saw a school bus pull over and a young boy got out of the bus with a back pack on. He started walking down the sidewalk. I didn’t pay much mind, until I saw him turn into the woods. I became curious on why he would go into those woods all by himself.

I decided to follow him. I walked into the woods and I saw him up ahead. I followed at a good distance being careful to always stay hidden in case he looked back. I saw him stop, and I... Continue»
Posted by si1973 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4133  |  
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"Times three" a Story of one friend thre

Times three

This story all starts with one of my best friends I started working with! I meet Davey after starting a new job, Davey turned out to be one of my best friends as it happens now the times three part is that I slept with his s****r in law then his daughters mother in law and finally his daughter?

I had been going up to Davey house for the odd party and we would get very d***k and have a great laugh during these parties his s****r in law turned up her name was Belinda not the best looking woman in the world but she had a stunning figure and lips that could suck the screw top off... Continue»
Posted by sexgician 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 896  |  
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