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Teen sex story... :)

The girlfriend who has her friend hang around.

I was the teen boyfriend to two girls, Lisa the girl next door and Bonnie the girl down the street.
For years we were on and off BF / GF and took turns between them. One understood that the other was the one for this time period.
Little background, Lisa had been with one guy and thats me. I introduced her to sex a few years back. She listened to me with her mom and wanted to try it. Her mom was not so understanding. I was her sex toy in my very early teens and did not think this teaching was for her daughter from me.
Bonnie was the same,... Continue»
Posted by kenzee500 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1248  |  
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Rally Virgin! Utter humiliation!

. Rally Virgin utter humiliation!



This happened in the mid-90's, when I was going out with a very beautiful little Goth chick. I was only just getting into the biker scene, and I was a bit young and naive, I suppose.

My girlfriend of the time, Nici, was already a longtime rocker, into the rally scene too, and had friends in many clubs. I loved her madly; she was a part time model, and was really sexy and petite, with long dark hair and the prettiest face imaginable, plus perfect little round boobs and a girlish, slim figure. She had a harder edge to her, though; she was quite outg... Continue»
Posted by naughtyboy200 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1155  |  
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A naughty fairytale

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess.
Long golden hair, features the finest in the kingdom.
Skin like porcelain and a body so perfect in proportion grown men would weep at her beauty.
Her name was Eleanor.
Eleanor had a twin s****r named Esmerelda
Esmerelda was also quite beautiful but didn't quite compare to Eleanor's beauty.
Esmerelda had a slightly larger frame but smaller breasts, she didn't have that perfect waist and hips of Eleanor,
Her nose was slightly larger, her hair rather than golden was a dirty blonde.
Although the s****rs were the same height Esmerelda ... Continue»
Posted by Penelope22 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1201  |  
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A Day on the Farm

Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.

They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.

At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3329  |  
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Omegle Roleplay: Random day at the office

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.

You: Its 3pm, you get to your desk and on your computer you get an anonymous message: “You look great in that skirt today!”
Stranger: I'm kinda startled, but, after a second, answer anyway. "Thanks, I guess... Who is this?"
You: I chuckle and respond: "Well that would spoil the fun, if i told you, wouldn't it?"
Stranger: "How do you even know I'm wearing a skirt? I don't have a webcam..." I start feeling a little uncomfortable.
You: "You passed right by me today" (you work in a big office with lots of desks)
S... Continue»
Posted by mayhem13 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 713  |  
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Goodbye Kari Byron [ANTI-CLIMACTIC FINALE]



TIME: 9:30 AM
DATE: April 17 2010

The next day rolled by just like that. The sun shined and the clouds were white. The sky was blue, but the birds were white… or whathefuckever. I had awoken with Kari in her warm silky bed. She was huddled against my body for the acceptance that I was her company. We cuddled, we canoodled, we kissed and I cried-inside… for I had just unleashed my inner a****l that very night.

I fucked her in, I fucked her out. She sucked me in and she sucked me off. I ate her mouth, I a
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Posted by thejediman 5 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 791  |  
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Aishas Exercise pt1

(Rewrite of a story I made a long time ago)*

"Dick, you must find a way to help me," complained Sarah to her husband. She felt she was fat and needed help to shape up.

Dick was happy his plan was working. He had deliberately made comments to give her that impression, that she was fat and needed to exercise to reduce her weight.

"You are not really that fat," said her husband, deliberately sounding unconvincing.

"Oh yes, I am! You yourself have said that many times," insisted Sarah. "I weigh 150 lbs! And my breast are so big!"

"But you are... well, perhaps a bit stout, but you ha... Continue»
Posted by aishagrey 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2538  |  
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my british slutty girlfriend msn chat history, nau

Time From To Message
30/10/2012 22:48:54 Mark and Gem u know who im on msn come say hello
30/10/2012 22:49:04 Mark and Gem u know who hey
30/10/2012 22:49:09 u know who Mark and Gem hey
30/10/2012 22:49:11 Mark and Gem u know who nice
30/10/2012 22:50:14 u know Mark and Gem that u?
30/10/2012 22:50:18 Mark and Gem u know yes
30/10/2012 22:50:21 u know Mark and Gem wow
30/10/2012 22:50:27 u know Mark and Gem very cute hun
30/10/2012 22:50:30 Mark and Gem u know thank u lol
30/10/2012 22:50:41 u know Mark and Gem me not so much
30/... Continue»
Posted by longone23456 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 880

CFNM For Neighbor and Friend

This woman, Christina, who lived a few doors down from me in our apartments, didn’t have a car and she would ask me for rides all the time. I didn’t really mind it because she was really hot and each time I did take her somewhere I would wear short loose fitting shorts that would let my cock stick out of the short leg band. She would always look but would never say anything. Knowing that she was looking always gave me a hardon and instead of just hanging out of my shorts my cock would be sticking straight up out of them.



This one particular day I heard a knock at my door and when I peek... Continue»
Posted by robd1 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2350  |  
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kirans first time

I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3199  |  
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Story of my LIFE

Hey Y'all. I'm Raissa the hot-girl-next-door type. I've been a sexual person since I lost my virginity at 15.
It might sound tacky but I love having my pussy touched and played with all the time.
I don't know what it is but none of my girlfriends seem to be the same way. I can't get enough sex and that's just it so I end up masturbating a lot. The photographer was funny because he seemed to make funny faces when I was masturbating.
I couldn't tell if he was enjoying it or confused by it all. I haven't left my town since I was twelve.
When I was boarding through the security checkpoint plac... Continue»
Posted by RaissaSQUIRT 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1040  |  
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enjoying the bride of another.

Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2749  |  
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holiday oops

In April 2009 nearly two years into our marriage and two months since my unfortunate miscarriage. Hubby started talking about vacations, most likely to cheer me up, since it was obvious that I found it difficult to deal with our loss. He found an discounted advertisement for a holiday in Andros island, Bahamas. He brought up the idea of a vacation to this Caribbean island to me. We had not taken a vacation since honeymoon, so I responded positively and the fact that I would have him to myself for quality time alone, it seemed a nice option. Over the next few weeks he’d keep reminding me about ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6901  |  
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Waxing with Marguerite

I sent Marguerite an SMS to say we were on our way, and that these boys were big if she could kindly waive the supplement for extra large cocks. She replied, “Don't worry lol”.

Adrian was wearing his jeans and no underwear. It looked as if he had some hosepipe down them. George was also wearing jeans but was wearing a thong underneath into which he had packed his magnificent equipment, so there was a very visible bulge. In fact, it seemed he was carrying his lunch down there.

When we arrived at the salon, Marguerite and the owner, Anne, were waiting in reception. Marguerite was look... Continue»
Posted by suaveliso 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 317  |  
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That’s what friends are for!

Just Being Neighborly

I first had a chance to meet our new neighbor when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get the mail I watched as she stooped over to grab hers. I got a pretty clear look down that the neckline of that torn shirt and saw nothing but cleavage. No bra and no tan l... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2484  |  
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godess sarita 10 (stress releave)

after goddess had her promotion she stays a lot busy with work now a days and I had to do the regular hose work and carried out whatever goddess asked to do like a good sissy maid..
it was wensday evening goddess came home all tired and stressed I kneeled infront of her and removed her shoes den liked her sweaty feets dry it was a regular day job .. she got up and went to room after a while when I finished serving dinner I was called to her room goddess was doing some papper work and was worried..
she asked me to strip she didn't even look at me I stood all naked my pubic hair wasn't shaved ... Continue»
Posted by mashroorr 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 248  |  
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Doctor Patient

Here is the biggest mistake I made in my life. I slept with a patient. That is due to the second biggest mistake in my life. I am a doctor.

Of course, there is a story involved. Here goes.

As a k**, I wanted to be a doctor. But not to people. I wanted to be a vet. That didn't work out. My old man pointed at medical school. I loved my dog, and my dog died, and soon, I found my dream dead. I was a people doctor. I studied my ass off, read as much as I could and finally made it to medical school. On merit, by the way. Its been an interesting journey since then.

Six months ago, I graduate... Continue»
Posted by sidhuputt 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1429  |  
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I Fucked my neighbor ;)

Ok so today I had a really good day I'm driving from work and I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette outside I parked my car in the drive got out and waved at her across the street.Now this woman is in her early 40's shes in the thick side wearing track short with a white see through tanktop she looked alright with no makeup and her hair down I give her a 7 outta 10 which is still fuckable I walk to her asking how you doing Mrs.Diaz she says good I guess.I noticed something was bothering her and I asked if anything was wrong she said that her husband of 19 years spilt that after living with ea... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2725  |  
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Crafting Fantasy (Interactive Story) Intro

It had been a long time before the people had gotten suspicious back in Europe but it had finally caught up with her. She had stayed in the same place for too long and it had come back to bite her. Luckily she had enough money saved to move away. Now a whole New World had opened up for her in the US of A. New York City was as big as cities came and filled with busy, important, business people. She figured she'd do well here.

The store space in front of her was in a relatively old building, which worked well for her purposes of setting up an old book store. Which was all just going to be a ... Continue»
Posted by midnite_val 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 682  |  
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Tensorian Escape

"This way.", she whispered. The three hurried down the gangway to the small ship, looking behind to see if they were being followed. The hatch to the ship was open and they ducked inside and pulled the door closed behind them.

Safe, for now. Captain Senna tried to catch her breath and looked over at Ensign Torr and Science Officer Beck. They seemed similarly winded but unhurt. Her academy training had not prepared her for this. Commanding a scout ship was one thing. Navigating her crew safety through a hostile space station was quite another.

"Ok, let's see if we can get this ship going ... Continue»
Posted by earthskull 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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