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Son loves father_1

Dad sat across from me at the table and shoveled oatmeal into his mouth more out of habit than for nourishment. Dark circles under his blue eyes confessed a lack of sl**p. His constant sad expression made him look older than his forty-seven years. It didn't help that his hair had rescinded back to his ears. Worry had thinned his once bulky frame. He had been in a declining emotional state since my mother had left us last spring.

The day after I graduated high school my mother packed her suitcases and left to find herself. She said that she had devoted her life to my father and to raising me... Continue»
Posted by jennacybertar 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2002  |  
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Fantasy Comes True

It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
Posted by jeffrey16 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6031  |  
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Perversion

This was not written by me, but would love to share it with you and the story is all fiction.

I was out on a jog one day, and I was running my usual route. I saw a school bus pull over and a young boy got out of the bus with a back pack on. He started walking down the sidewalk. I didn’t pay much mind, until I saw him turn into the woods. I became curious on why he would go into those woods all by himself.

I decided to follow him. I walked into the woods and I saw him up ahead. I followed at a good distance being careful to always stay hidden in case he looked back. I saw him stop, and I... Continue»
Posted by si1973 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4128  |  
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"Times three" a Story of one friend thre

Times three

This story all starts with one of my best friends I started working with! I meet Davey after starting a new job, Davey turned out to be one of my best friends as it happens now the times three part is that I slept with his s****r in law then his daughters mother in law and finally his daughter?

I had been going up to Davey house for the odd party and we would get very d***k and have a great laugh during these parties his s****r in law turned up her name was Belinda not the best looking woman in the world but she had a stunning figure and lips that could suck the screw top off... Continue»
Posted by sexgician 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 894  |  
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Caught At A XXX Bookstore


With the invention of the internet, you don’t see to many adult bookstores anymore and the ones you do see and nearly empty. Why leave the comfort of your home when you can download endless quantities of porn for free. I still go once in a while to pick up a new magazine or buy some lube. I just turned 19 years old and like most young guys I had a hard-on that wouldn't stop no matter how much I jacked off. So today I decided to visit a new bookstore because the one I used frequent closed about two months ago.

Inside out smelled like a wet ashtray. I was nervous as I walked through the rac... Continue»
Posted by ndamood4sum 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2507  |  
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Teen Louise Pays The Price - Part 2

I dragged Louise off the desk and held her arms behind her back while I grabbed my belt, quickly wrapping it around her and buckling it tightly so she couldn't move her arms. There was no look of defiance in her face now, only fear. I pushed her into the corner of my office, between the wall and the filing cabinet and ordered her to stand there and not move. I switched off the CCTV and left the office, locking the door behind me. The stockroom was just across the corridor so I wouldn't be long. On returning, I could see through the glazed panel to my office that she hadn't moved.

I moved be... Continue»
Posted by brendancoyle 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1310  |  
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Daddy

I gazed at my unfamiliar surroundings. I couldn't believe it was happening, after all those lonely nights I craved my daddy's touch. I was cuddled into him with his arm around me and one placed on my knee, I already felt so safe in his arms. We spoke for what seemed like hours, just catching up. He was a curious one but I loved that. I spoke a lot about my thoughts and feelings which slowly moved on to fantasies. I had never spoken a single word about my naughty secrets with anyone in person so it was surreal to finally let them free! He stared at me intently as I spoke about all my wants a... Continue»
Posted by _hornygirl_ 6 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 75  |  
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Teacher learns a lesson part 3

Right now for part 3 . Diane a 55 year old teacher was being blackmailed by Josh a 15 year old k** read parts 1 2 for the background .Diane ran upstairs her tits bouncing about all over the place .Where you going Josh asked ? For some mouthwash get that disgusting teast out of my mouth Diane said .After a few mins Diane came back down the stairs she had forgot she was stark naked as she came into the living room .Sit here next to me Josh told her as he patted the place next to him on the sofa .

Diane sat down josh put his hand on his teachers leg .Diane was 55 years old long black hair he... Continue»
Posted by seagull64 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1611  |  
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Girlfriend's 1st Bi experience/My first 3sum

This is a story about our first time with another woman.


It was NYE and we were both feeling pretty good. I had already filled up her pussy with 4 loads of cum during the day/evening. We went over to the bar at the resort where we were staying for the NYE party. As with any party, there was a lot of drinking and dancing. Not long after midnight, an older woman (47) started to grind on my gf. My gf has always been curious about being with another woman, especially an older one. I could tell that my gf was starting to get turned on and not long after they started dancing, they excused... Continue»
Posted by rickhaynes9 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1909  |  
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Exploring my Neighborhood aunty

Hi there, this is Raj (23)

[raj.raj.0300@gmail.com] from Chennai, a

few things about me, I am a bit well built

taller than average..... In short words

above average in everything. Yah you

guessed right “in everything”. Lets get

into the story me and my two friends

share a room in nungampakkam, around

dec 2013 a couple occupied the ground

floor, where as we stay in the first floor.

One day returning home I found that the

key was not in the secret place we use

to keep it. Then I came to know that the

key is with my friend by calling him, I

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Posted by raj0300 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 978  |  
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Me 1966-1984 (I-1)

I was born in one of the largest cities in the world,but I grew up in a small town. That small town can be found on any World Globe. Spanish Explores discovered a crossing point on the Colorado river back in 1540. Now it sits on a Tri-Borderers of California, Arizona & Sonora México; the gas stop between San Diego & Phoenix. The Desert area is home to Agriculture & Military Bases.

My Sexual Education came very early (too² early‼), I'm a Survivors of i****t by my step father. I do not condone what he did, but I do for give him for what he did. That is the 1st first step in healing with in
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Posted by TGirlFan-de-RB 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 459

It's A Trap : 8 Years Finally Pays Out

"Hey bes, you've never seen a guy's thing right?" I asked as I lay beside her on her bed.
Silk bed sheets she got when she went to Hong Kong last Christmas made it a bit hard for me to move.
Not that it was hard to move on but I was afraid that my large body will tear the fabric apart.

We both kept staring at her ceiling. It's always been like this. My best friend and I would lay on her bed and we'd talk about pretty much everything. There was almost no boundaries between us. We met on our freshman year of high school in such an unusual way that I find it strange how this cute little girl... Continue»
Posted by blu3rthanu 6 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 22  |  
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Dad is boss

I have a strange story. My dad had a high sex drive and I could hear he and mom fuck many times every night. He also fucked her every morning before they got up. My room was next to theirs and I could hear it all. I was the oldest of four k**s. I had two s****rs and a b*****r younger than me. We were all home schooled and seldom left our farm. My mom was a sexy looking woman and dad was very handsome. I could see why they fucked all the time. I walked in the kitchen one time when dad had his hand under moms dress and was fingering her pussy as she stood in front of the sink. When I walked in h... Continue»
Posted by justfordaddy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 13213  |  
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My Second Girlfriend, A True Story


My Second Girlfriend, A True Story

This is a true story about the second girlfriend I ever had, and the first time we fucked.
My cock was rock hard in my pants as I drove to her house. We had been dating a few weeks now. A chance encounter had led to a friendship, which had led to soft kisses, which had progressed to frenching, which had progressed to me getting to feel and eventually see her soft 34C breasts, which had progressed to her inviting me to her house for what I hoped would soon be an escalation of our sexual adventure.

Amy was a cute, medium height, straight-haired blonde... Continue»
Posted by Tommie_tomm2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3851  |  
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Sister in Law's mouth

s****r in Law's mouth

“You are always fucking eating” my s****r in law Jasmine says as she walks in the kitchen, this chic hardly wears anything when mom and dad are not home, she had on a pink t-shirt that covered up to about two inches of her lower body, I could see her black panties. “Why are you always cussing at me? What have I ever done to you?” I asked before taking another bite of my sandwich. “That’s all you do b*o… that’s all you do” she answered not making any sense to me, she opens the fridge and grabs a bowl of leftover salad and prepares herself a small plate.

Jasmine is 2... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 10935  |  
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Ghosts - Chapter 1

Disclaimer:

This story is a work of fiction. Any names referenced in its writing that bear resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental. I only hope that more is written about male pregnancy/transgender pregnancy. Thank You and Enjoy.



Chapter 01



I had always wanted a big house with a lot of land, but when the opportunity arose, I got a lot more than I bargained for. My name is James. I am 26 years old and have a degree in accounting.

While I was at work one day, I got a call from a will lawyer saying that a very distant aunt had recently passed away. It seems that th... Continue»
Posted by silent_one__ 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 52  |  
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Daddy taught me HOW to FUCK


My name is Laura and this is my true story....

My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young and he raised me and my older s****r pretty much by himself. He is a good looking man and I was always attracted to him in more ways than a daughter usually is.

Every now and then, I would sneak a peek at him through the bathroom window when he was getting dressed or taking a shower and every now and then, he would leave the door open and I could see him in plain view. He had a beautiful cock and a nice ass and I would lay in bed at night and fantasize about him letting me suck his big c
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Posted by funnsun2 6 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 3015  |  
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prom dress

When I met the girl who was to become my girlfriend, and eventually my wife, she was only 18, and I was 22. She was around 5’5, brunette hair, slim but curvy, with brown eyes and a 32e chest that blew me away every time. It started as a summer thing, and although we were together for 3 months before we actually had sex, you could not stop us once we started. We did it in her moms’ house, in the garden, in the car, in the shed, on the beach, even while everyone was asl**p at her home. I often looked at her mother and thought, if she grows up to be as hot as her, then I will be a lucky man. Howe... Continue»
Posted by si1973 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 2583  |  
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Bare Beach By Bicycle

For foxy female friends - by Petra, granddod of Poet Pete, who hosts me here

I invite her for a trip to the beach by bicycle. I make sure she takes the racing bike up front.
I guide her through the greenery to the dunes through a natural park to the almost deserted beach.
I love to look at her legs and ass move up and down while she wheels just two meters ahead of me.
I wonder whether I should have asked her not to wear anything underneath that sexy short skirt?

I will get her wet when we bake in the sun on the warm sand almost out of view for shore walkers.
I already know how... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 763  |  
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Orgy party with sis

I wake up groggy in the morning of saturday. My parents left early for a full day work. As, I wake up I notice my big s****r watching me as I stand up naked. I wear some clothes and walk out she asks me if i want to go to a private party with her. I agreed a party can't be harmless I thought. As, I waited for the party to begin I rubbed my rock hard dick to soother it. Soon, Katie,Josh, Jasmine, Krystal comes. I instantly blush when I see Krystal why because she is super hot. As, they greet us my s****r says let us begin. I was curious of what games we were going to play as she explains the co... Continue»
Posted by brianyang 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4119  |  
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