Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 17
wish I could say having scott make my pussy shoot a quart of cum made my rage towards his b*****r fade at least a little bit. I had all weekend to dwell on my closest female friend renting a room to lose her virginity to my life-long companion. I contemplated burning her house down. I contemplated taking a baseball bat to his balls. I decided to remain relatively calm. I planned a different type of revenge.
I guess I should tell you more about lauren. I was totally separated from normal k**s in sixth grade. I met all the other k**s from local schools also in the gifted program. I didn’t ha... Continue»
Morning 7:00 am college lectures till 1:30, then lunch and back to hostel; in evening some light refreshment and sports time. This was used to be my daily routine when I was in one of the reputed boarding college of Chhattisgarh. Let me introduce to my lovely lady Anita madam who was our biology teacher. She too has a average height of 5 feet, skin complexion black with a voluptuous figure of 32-30-34. She always used to wear sari and she had long hairs and used to keep one strand of hair in front of her face which always would
Hi, this is Lalita again and I’m 19years old. I’ve dated only 3 guys in my life and had sex with one. I love having physical relationships. I’m 5 foot 5 in, slim, and my stats are 36-28-36. I have fairly big boobs and I love having them admired from men. This is my second story and I’m happy that you liked my first one “Boob pressed by rickshawala.” so here it goes…
So, it had been three weeks but still the memory was fresh as new in my head. It went on and on like a tape in my mind making me horny every time. Though, it was
This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.
Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.
Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
A BBW friend of mine, in her own words...
Hi, my name is Danni, I'm 26 and I guess you'd call me a British BBW. Basically I'm fat lol. Anyway, as well as being lardy I'm also windy. Or as you would say gassy. Basically, on account of IBS, I fart like a thoroughbred racehorse lol!
And over the years I've come to know that men just love it when I do!
It all started when I was 19. I've always been blessed with a big round arse and my boyfriend at the time just loved it (not the first, won't be the last!) He was really into facesitting too. Let's call him Craig. One day, I was straddlin... Continue»
I was a wreck about four days before prom. I couldn’t sl**p. I knew I was attracted to Jason but my feelings for scott were based on severe infatuation. I was actually painting my toenails when I heard a soft knock on my sliding glass door. I didn’t know which b*****r it would be. I can’t lie I wanted it to be scott.
I hobbled over to the door and let him in. I had to rag on him. I said ‘I thought you were going to make me wait. He didn’t even answer. I was so not wearing cute pajamas. I was totally wearing one of the t-shirts they give you when you donate bl**d. It didn’t mat... Continue»
by Jennifer Lorissa-Leigh
"I tell you, Arnie, something's going on in there." Jeremy spoke as he and his friend looked upon the university's Institute for Human Sexual Studies. "I know Jerry went in there, and never came out."
"Maybe he just quit school and went home to Nebraska, like they said," Arnie suggested. "What could possibly be in there that would cause someone to disappear?"
"I don't know. Some kind of foul play's going on... maybe one of the professors is a serial killer, or something like that. I gotta get in there. I'm getting to the bottom of this."
"Why don't you c... Continue»
I get so many requesting asking why I choose my Boss, to be my mystery love partner. I am in late 20s and my Boss is in his late 50s. I worked for him for 5 years, during that time he never made any moves trying to get me to have sex with him. I see him only 2 days a week t work, I do his books.
My Boss came into money through his wife f****y. She is in her early 60s. They have several business that they own. My Boss is well to do thanks yo her.
One day about 2 years ago, my Boss approached me and told me he seen my husband and one of his emplyee at a hotel in Switzerland. A retr
Tony woke up on Saturday morning feeling excited without knowing exactly why. He tried to sit up, but his left arm was pinned down by Sarah's body. This was normal for a Saturday morning, since she tended to sl**p at Tony's house on Fridays.
The reason he was excited suddenly hit him. On Tuesday, Sarah had told him they were going shopping today. This had been right after a great fucking-session in which Tony had been dressed in Sarah's old school uniform and she'd fucked him with a strap-on dildo. It had been a very kinky evening.
Very carefully and gently, Tony extracted his arm from u... Continue»
Amy woke up around dusk, based on the amount of light coming through her bedroom window. She'd fallen asl**p, her new horse-cock still hard and inside her best friend, Lucy.
Lucy was awake, watching Amy sl**p, and apparently enjoying the cock that was still inside her and hard again. Lucy was bouncing slowly and gently on Amy's cock and smiled when she noticed her friend had awoken.
"Good evening, sl**ping Beauty," Lucy said, in a slightly strained voice. She couldn't keep her pleasure out of her voice.
Amy smiled and pushed Lucy off of her, rolling on top of her and kissing her nec... Continue»
Amy awoke, startled by the shrill chiming of her alarm. She settled back into her pillow and looked sideways at her clock. Reading the digital display she sat bolt-upright.
"8:30? Shit, I'm going to be so late!"
Amy jumped out of bed and dressed as quickly as she could in her jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. As soon as she was decent she rushed downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a banana and an apple for breakfast. She'd have to skip the normal coffee and cereal if she was going to get to college on time.
She rushed over the road to her bus stop just as the bus arrived. She sat at... Continue»
Put Your Muffin Where Your Mouth is, Mandy
Written by irish4skin
Mandy Muffin as herself
Josephine James as herself T-Girl Candy Surprise as herself
MILF Delilah as Linda Herrin T-Girl Carla Novaes as herself
Corina Curves as Dr. Carolyn Dick T-Girl Elisangel as herself
Donita Dunes as herself Sasha Grey as herself
T-Girl Adriana Rodriguez as Salina T-Girl Mariana Cordoba as Sama... Continue»
Kristen awoke as the sun was coming through the leaves of the trees... she felt completely refreshed, and rather glad to be so well-clothed.
As she walked along, she found a little side-path that led to a stream... thinking it would be nice to take a bath, Kristen stripped off her peasant-girl outfit that she'd gotten from the b**st's castle and climbed in. Splashing and playing she almost felt like an entirely new person!
Suddenly, the whinny of a horse made her turn around... and she gasped. The most beautiful man she'd ever seen in her entire life was atop the horse, in fine glitterin... Continue»
My partner and I share a fantasy about me watching her have sex with another man more me than her at this point. She is seriously the best partner in the world and has started to have a seriously sexual side to her more so now than when we first met, we decided that we would go for it even tho she was still abit unsure about it...i joined a online dating site and made her profile pic to one where she was all done up ready to go out with her short blonde hair and I tight short blk dress, it wasn't long until we found a guy called mark for her to date. Colette went on a couple of nights out, ... Continue»
So this story happend on my friends cousins 18th birthday we were both 18 and she was just turning 18.So one day we about a week before her party she had invited everyone fron her class her and her cousins and me I didnt know her to well so I thought it kind of weird she invited me so I went because I really didnt have any thing to do. So the day of her party had came and we left about 6:30pm and got to there house we had Ice cream and cake and hung and then all of the older k**s ended up going to a hotel party.
Her parents had got 2 rooms 1 for the f****y and 1 for the friends there were ... Continue»
It was the last wkd in April I met up with an old flame off mine on a night out, just as my partner was away with her mum and k**s...
I got a message from the lads on a Saturday afternoon to go out on the lash which I hadn't been out for a while so I agreed to meet up and have a good blast.. Later on that afternoon I hit the gym for an hour session to get all pumped for my night out that I was looking forward to hey you got to look good in a shirt lol..abit later on I was looking we'll pumped and was getting ready for my night, I was wearing my blue jeans and I right fitting wht shirt which ... Continue»
It was my 40th birthday and was planning a nite out to Liverpool I wanted a few of us to go so I got 6 of us together and sorted it out for the following Saturday we decided on fancy dress but couldn't decide on wat. So we got our thinking caps on and I said we could do cheer leaders everyone laughed and said yea ok it will be a laugh I said we could put hair in pigtails really short skirts and cropped top haha.. Oh not forgetting long socks but make it loook sexy..
So the celebration begins I made some nibbles for us and I got drinks to get started early and we all started getting ready toge... Continue»
Hi all I’m Raj today m going to narrate my first sex story with my gf Munu (her nick name) which happened in July 2012. I’m a average guy with a dick of 6” and she had boobs of size 36. I and my gf were from North East India, she was studying in Tamil Nadu and me in Bangalore. We were in a relationship for 5 months. We decided to have sex as we used to have phone sex.
So she came to Bangalore, I went to railway station to pick her up. She was wearing salwar kamez was looking damn hot. We drove towards my home in my 2 wheeler
I loved the excitement of my secret affair. I couldn’t get enough. And that was the problem…
My affair with vikki started innocently enough in an online chat room called POF and blossomed into a series of steamy encounters. I looked forward to our daily emails and chats and longed for the times when we met. But, in the 3 months since we had known one another, we had only been alone a few times. Vikki and I, are both married to other people, always met in public places the coffee shops and restaurants, was the only little bit of privacy in the open we could get .Our physical relationship was r... Continue»
Me and Craig had bin together for almost 22 years, he was all I'd known he was my first love and probably always will be.. he was the first person I'd slept with and I was hoping the last. We had 3 gorgeous girls a house and everything I wanted they were all I needed.. but I was I out one night with a mate and seen some girl I'd not seen in a while she came up and asked how I was doin and wat I'd bin up to.. I'm fine chick not bad at all. How's you and ur k**s? Yea all fine thanks then she said something totally out the blue.. how u and Craig after his affair?? Eh? Wat? Wat affair wat u me... Continue»