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FRIENDS: Deleted Scenes - Achieving Phase Three
Since Ross and Joey were unavailable, the girls had taken Chandler to a strip club to help him get over breaking up with Kathy. "Getting to Phase Three" is what the guys called it. Unfortunately, things didn't go well, and Chandler was still despondent as they returned to his apartment. Kneeling around him as he sat in this favorite chair, they tried to get him to talk about his feelings, but that didn't work either.
"Okay, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave," Chandler said firmly.
Monica objected, "Come on! Chandler!"
Okay, females, imagine you're a man. And men, you're men, you're just you. Okay, so you're outside taking a nice stroll in the park, all by yourself, there are two scenarios.
Scenario 1: A mysterious figure approaches you, you do not know her gender, nor who she is, she wants to take you home. You do end up in bed with her, you take off her clothes, and you notice, that it's a shemale (a man with boobs and a dick.)
Scenario 2: Yet again, another mysterious figure approaches you, again, you do not know who she is, she takes you home with him/her, and you end up in bed together, you take ... Continue»
Hi this is Jayashree from Anna university again. Hope you remember my experience with my neighboring boy smy. Well this story I am going to tell what happened between my mother and smy. Well my mother’s name is Geetha and she was 38 at that time.
She is very fair, while I am a bit dark. She is a well developed female with dark curly hair and well shaped body. Her only negative feature was her big front teeth. But she was a sexy lady. One day she sat near our front door where I used to sit and study and from where I can see smy showing his tool to me.
I was a bit tensed that she was si
After my PG I joined a nationalised bank in Chennai. I was new to this place and people refused to give rooms to outsiders without proper introduction. I roamed around an finally got one room in a dingy locality with bathroom facility Somehow I wanted to stay and I thought I can change the room later to a convenient location.
My neighbour an elderly man working in a private firm, once asked me whether I am willing to take tuition for a college going girl for mat
So, after the first time with Riya, we were both hot and horny for each other and we used to just have sex whenever we get a chance. So finally choice of college and we both chose the same college and course and mainly out of our hometown so we could be free and enjoy life. The college was in Chennai, and was very cool to be out of home and roaming around the new city took up most of the time, but we also spent time with each other.
She took an apartment for her to stay and we used it mainly to be intimate and just hangout. Since the metro and buses used to be so crowded in evenings, we
There was this one girl from school who always fancied me, she was one year below me but at the time I wasn't really interested as I had just broke up with my girlfriend. My mates would always say to me that she's checking me out, but still I didn't take any notice of it. I didn't have her number, but she managed to get mine through one of our mutual friends and started texting me one night and things got flirty. This was all in the holidays, I was preparing for Uni therefore not going back to school, however she had one more year left at sixth form. So we got messaging, and she was on about... Continue»
Store Room With Father In Law
My name is Suganya, a house-wife aged 30. I reside with my husband and our four c***dren, at Chennai in India. We are a middle class South Indian f****y. My husband is a nice man and takes good care of my c***dren and myself. Though I have four c***dren with him, yet somehow, my private relations with my husband is not so fulfilling. That is because, unfortunately, my husband is a physically weak man. He is short, thin and very timid in nature. Though at least once a week, I do satisfy his husbandly needs, I get quite frustrated during those times. That is bec... Continue»
The Karim s Studio
The morning sun broke out earlier than usual and was cajoling my face rather sharply through our bedroom window. I woke up, preparing myself for another hot & humid day. It was a proper May. My husband, Raj was on the last stretch of his sl**p. He really appreciates that part. So, not wanting to disturb him I sneaked out of the room and headed for the toilet. When I am in there, I started brushing my teeth and felt the totally damp nightie clinging on to my back due to the power cut we had earlier in the morning. The same soaked... Continue»
It was finally summer. Long days in winter coats where over. In with shorts and tight tee shirts. Not that it really bothered the kitterjackal. Kasi had always felt she looked good in any kind of clothing as long as it was gothic and brooding. Yes the emo look fit her well and now that it was summer the barely adult 18 year old could show off her stuff in dr****g black tee shirts and tight fitting pants that hugged her shapely rear end. But it wasn't just teenaged rebellion that made our cute teen wear such clothing. It is just that she didn't seem to fit in. So as long a... Continue»
My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave
I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.
"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
My wife and I were invited to a dinner party at Suha residence. I was apprehensive about being in the presence of the only two women I have ever
fucked, at the same time. We arrived early and my wife offered to help her s****r set up the dinner table. From the moment we arrived Suha started giving me horny looks when my wife wasn't watching or around. I was so nervous and horny at the same time I could have fainted.
To make things worse she was wearing a dress made out of some thin, figure hugging fabric, with a hemline too high to be appropriate for a mother of two! I spent the early part o... Continue»
Chandler walked into Rachel and Monica's apartment one morning, with a look of obvious frustration on his face. Monica was sitting at the kitchen table eating toast and orange juice.
"Hey there, lover boy. How are things going with Kathy?" she teased.
The week before, the roommates had given Chandler some "tips" on pleasing Kathy, with Monica coaching as Chandler practiced on Rachel.
"Oh fine," he said disgusted. "Is Rachel here?"
"No, she's already at work at Bloomingdales. What's up?"
"Well, it's just that... okay... Kathy's been... agreeing with me... A LOT during sex... you ... Continue»
s****r Putting On A Show.
During my summer nights as a teen I would usually sl**p late. My s****rs dog was an older dog so I would take her out before I slept because I know she likes to pee during the night. This one night particular I walked in and my s****r wasn't sl**ping. She was face down and ass was up. Her right hand was somewhere within her pants. At the time I didn't realize it but she looked up and her ass was still in the air. She lowered it slowly.. but I can see her hand still moving. We didn't say anything and I thought nothing of it. Took her dog potty. End of that night.
I never wanted to work while I was attending college, so I spent the better part of my summers delivering pizza, trying to save up some spending cash for the school year. My friends have always given me shit for my work ethic, but my grades earned me nearly a full ride and my parents picked up the rest of the cost of school, but any party money - I had to earn that myself.
Since I didn’t want to work at all during the school year, I had to work Fridays and Saturdays all summer, to get the most tips I could. It wasn’t too awful. My other friends who came back home (or stayed behind) would ... Continue»
Mitch Robertson was a little bit homely and so was his girlfriend Layla. They tended to suit one another rather well but Mitch always had the yearning to make love to a really beautiful woman, a fashion model would have done admirably.
Layla wore glasses, had a rather large nose, big hips and a very annoying laugh. As Mitch was no oil painting himself he resolved that she was as good as it was going to get and that was that. Unfortunately when the two of them joined Guru Purdue’s meditation class, with the hopes of finding their inner self, Mitch was suddenly exposed to a lot of gorgeous wo... Continue»
Gareth Mearns was a thirty something young man who had a problem. It all stemmed from the girl he loved dumping him for his best friend almost ten years earlier. As a result of the trauma he suffered because he loved her so much he decided that he would fuck as many women as he could but he would never become emotionally involved.
Even his holidays were geared to how many conquests he could achieve during the two or three week period and one year he envisioned taking his womanizing to a new level. He planned to tour 10 European countries over 30 days and the challenge was to get at least on... Continue»
Derk Van der Broek worked in the Canadian oil fields and shared an apartment with three of his workmates including one very attractive girl named Aime. The two other men had steady girlfriends but Derk, who had only been in the country a short time, didn’t. Consequently he tried to pursue Aime but she just didn’t seem to find him attractive.
He found her to be very attractive, which resulted in him getting a boner every time he looked at her. Aime was quite tall and slim with long shapely legs and a great pair of perky tits that he couldn’t wait to get into his mouth. However, no matter wha... Continue»
Ray Mallender had a couple months break from university and he wanted to do something exciting for at least part of it. Serving fast food was out of the question and so was construction, he’d been there and done that and he didn’t want to do it again. He searched several papers in Wales were he lived but there was nothing that took his fancy. However one day on the train from Cardiff to Aberystwyth he picked up a Scottish newspapers that someone had left behind and there was an advert for an assistant to help with a research project at a bird sanctuary off the coast of Scotland.
After a Sky... Continue»
Well away from the casinos and bright lights of Nevada’s urban centers you’ll find the Bald Oasis Hospital. It would be a strange place for a hospital, if it really was a hospital, but it’s more of a place where people go for sexual therapy – even just sex. It’s far off the beaten track, partly for legal reasons, and few people ever pass by accidentally, they are normally responding to advertisements on the internet.
For avid biker Brian Fielding nowhere was out of the way. He’d crossed the Andes, the Sahara Desert and the Russian Tundra on his bike and so a trip through the semi-arid deser... Continue»
Ace Baxter was named after Ace Cannon the famous saxophonist, adored by his father who played his records from morning ’till night and who wanted his son to take up the instrument and become a professional musician. Unfortunately Baxter the younger turned out to be tone deaf and ended up with a job washing glass receptacles in a laboratory.
During his short tenure with the Wittislow d**g Company they made a remarkable break through that shook the world and delighted the intelligence community beyond belief. Known as the Wittislow Truth d**g it threatened to revolutionize the questioning of ... Continue»