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Made Love To My Neighbour Priya In The Rain


Hi I am Arjun from Varanasi. I am working as an analyst in a MNC in Kerala. I have been working here for last 2 years but I have not learned Malayalam yet, just know a little bit of it. Life was not so good here then this day has arrived. It was a normal day for me, I went to buy some eatables from a nearby small shop and I asked the shopkeeper in Hindi to give me some stuff. I saw a beautiful lady standing there having a hard time to make him understand in English to buy something. I again shouted in Hindi “Please give me my s... Continue»
Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 853  |  
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I just can't help it!

Eight years ago I married my hubby, the love of my life. Hubby was attentive, passionate and very romantic towards me. Things have been going well, but his work has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. I have always had a very active libido, after our wedding it wasn't uncommon for us to have sex five or six times a week. For the past year I am lucky to have sex two or three times a month. Hubby's workload is insane and I know when he gets home he simply doesn't have any energy left for me. It makes me wonder if he is more committed to me or his boss now. Of course, my libido still n... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 7 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7613  |  
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Craigslist Suprise

I was looking on craigslist one day for some stuff I needed around my ranch. I notice the section titled "casual encounters" and thought I would check it out. Now I am country boy,
about six foot seven tall, two hundred fifty pounds. I am told I look all cowboy. I have been married and divorced four times.
Looking at the ads I could not believe what these ladies had posted. Then I came across one that caught my eye. It said: couple looking for sperm donor-no strings attached. I had done this for my second wife's s****r. Her husband could not get her pregnant, so me and three other guys... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1553  |  
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friend's mom made me finger her ass hole

Hi Readers!! I am Rakesh, member of this group since 2005, 25 years old, Engineer by profession, whitish, average built, harmless flirt by nature, unmarried and a man with plenty of strange fantasies. I hope you must have got a fair idea about my profile. The incident (not story) I am going to narrate happened close to a month back. I am working at Chennai, staying with my friend Umesh.


Umesh is of my same age and I am like one of the f****y members in his f****y. He is the only one son of his parents; father (Mahesh Uncle) is a business man, running steel articles manufacturing unit
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2660  |  
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MY FIRST BJ

My first BJ also my first story, not very exciting but sure what the hell.

Was quite a few years back now, in the days when you stand outside the off license and ask people passing by to get your drink..
My friends and i (about 15 of us) heard about a bonfire party in the woods (deerpark for those from Dublin :D)
It was brilliant there was loads of people up there dozens of groups massive bonfire music blaring and plenty of babes My friends didnt seem to be enjoying themselves and decided to leave and head to McDonalds (how that seemed the better option i will never know).
Against all lo... Continue»
Posted by crawler20 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2623  |  
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SURRENDER, DOROTHY

"Dorothy! Dorothy!"
She could just hear Aunt Em calling her over the Scarecrow's heavy breathing in her ear as he was hunched down over her where was d****d over a bale of hay. His straw cock pumped quicker now.
"Hurry up, Aunt Em will find us!" cried Dorothy Gale.
The Scarecrow intensified his efforts and finally ejaculated a heavy load of corn milk onto Dorothy's ass and legs. He gasped for breath as he was a very old scarecrow now.
"You have to leave now," said Dorothy as she hitched up her jeans and tucked her work shirt down inside.
"Must I really leave?" he asked standing ... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1465  |  
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My Hippo Story

MY HIPPO SAGA: (the essence of this tale is indeed verifiable but also embellished with a smidgen of humour)
Being new to Fort Victoria, I heard there was good Bass Fishing in Lake Kyle with a word of warning for Hippo. With indelible recollection, I did not succumb to the imminent possibility of a REAL Hippo being resident where I was fishing so I continued unremittingly in my endeavours to seek the ‘lunker bass’.
I was just above knee deep in the water when I heard the distant snorting of a Hippo getting closer and closer. I didn’t really think it would come to me because it couldn’t hear... Continue»
Posted by sexysonofsam 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1224  |  
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THANK YOU, APHRODITE----A XENA AND GABRIELLE TALE

Xena awoke abruptly from a deep slumber, momentarily disoriented, but felt a sweet calm settle over her once she saw Gabrielle curled up on the opposite side of smoldering camp fire, stirring slightly but not awakening.
It was the blush of a new day and a pale, fragile light just barely illuminated the sky above. Xena stretched her long limbs and rose. She was not wholly comfortable sl**ping in the nude but her wardrobe was washed the previous afternoon and hung from the lower branches of a nearby tree, still damp. Its cleaning had gone long neglected until Gabrielle, riding down wind, shar... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 894  |  
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A Shower Surprise

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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Hi, I'm Michael. I'd like to tell you a story about an experience I had

not too long ago. It really was just sort of a taste, but it's something I

can't stop thinking about- something that just makes me want more.


It was just a normal Friday night and I was hanging out at an apartment

with a bunch of my friends. The apartment isn't anything special - just a

small two bedroom/bathroom with sparse furnishings - ... Continue»
Posted by Ention 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7801  |  
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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 3]

[CONTINUED FROM THE SECOND INSTALLMENT...]

TIME: 10:04 PM
DATE: September, 1st, 2013
LOCATION: Dublin Night Club

Hmmh. Coming here to the club was just a swift choice on my part. Just came here with me friends to have a good time or some "craic", not the d**g ahaha. Just a bit of fun. Gettin' a bit of time off filming. Finished filming my movie "How I Live Now". Got some premieres lined up soon. No harm done...

My friends assured me I wouldn't have paparazzi flashing cameras at my face. Sometimes it can get to be a bit too much. Not a big fan of alchoh
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Posted by thejediman 7 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 155  |  
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julia

Making Julia fuck her boss The first time I brought it up, Julia was set against the idea of fucking her boss. Her biggest argument was that by doing it, it could make things
incredibly awkward for her at work. But he was much older than him, and she wasn’t attracted to him at all. I dropped the idea for a few weeks,
but decided to ask her again. Persistence paid off. I guess she could see what this was something I really wanted, so she reluctantly agreed.
We decided to do it after her next staff party. She’d have a few drinks, get him to drive her home, and then invite him in. When they go... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1532  |  
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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4371  |  
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Supplication

Supplication

She had agreed to allow him to restrain her as part of their foreplay…it wasn’t the first time that they’d tried some ‘vanilla’ bondage but tonight she knew that it wasn’t going to be quite so ‘vanilla’. He’d been hinting all week that he was going to make her beg…and he fully intended to make this a night that she’d never forget. She was a stirring sight, tied with her hands overhead and crossed, her tits pulled up tightly by her body’s position. Her breasts were full, beautiful and perfectly shaped with her nipples defiantly high in their attitude. Her legs were placed wid... Continue»
Posted by hamish67 7 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 467  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2442  |  
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THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB 2

THE WIVES SWITCH CLUB
PART 2

As tom and I drove home we didn’t say too much to each other it was strange as if we both felt guilty about what we had just done, as we arrived home Tom said do you want to talk about it “No not yet lets go to bed “ I needed Toms cock in me I could still feel James cum and I wanted to imagine Tom was James as he fucked me,
After sex I asked him how it had gone with Bee and he started to tell me in great detail I started to rub his cock while he told me what they had done together and to be honest I wasn’t really Listening I just wanted his cock hard again s... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 818  |  
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MY WIFE WATCH PART 3

MY WIFE WATCHING PART 3

Wife f***ed to have sex with a stranger.

When Tom comes home I’m going to tell him I’ve picked the man, its going to be our friend Brian I’ve always thought Tina his wife was so big headed always bragging her husband would never cheat on her as she gives him the best sex and head ever plus he has such a big pair of balls she says he can keep cumin after he shoots his load, so she thinks she’s better than all of us at blow jobs.
Her husband is always trying to get his hand under my dress Unknown to Tom he has touched me up a few times when we’ve been out clubbi... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1436  |  
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MY COCK IN MOM AND MY SISTER BREAST IN HANDS

i ever one this is Kishor. The story is about how I fucked my mom and s****r. My Father died when my s****r was 3 years. We are very poor f****y because of that one person said my mom that he will take me with him and educate me so my mom
agreed. I want with him and I studied with him still 10 and I was very fast learner so I learned my things and also about sex from my friend.
My friend used to bring story, Book and I used read that books even. And one day he bought the book which, Consists of sex between mom and son and read the story and I felt good from that day I used to read those t
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 7164  |  
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Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just... Continue»
Posted by santiago7theshepherd 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1275  |  
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Nerds get blow job after game

This story took place a couple years ago. My husband has season tickets for the Chargers football. He didn't want to go because he was just so disgusted with the way they were playing. (As was most of San Diego.) I invited my girlfriend to go. We don't really care how the team plays, we always have a good time at the game. Seated to my left were two Raven fans. They were younger guys. I know you will have a perfect picture them when I describe them. It's the two guys you always see together. They were both kind of short. The one guy was skinny with glasses, kind of goof, a real nerd. His frien... Continue»
Posted by down-onu 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1970  |  
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The meeting


It was almost ten thirty when they finally reached their destination. For about the last hour, once the sun had definitely gone down, Sylvia had ridden in the front of the car, giving Danny directions to an old unused factory on the industrial side of town.
Danny parked the limo next to the only other car, a black Porsche with darkened windows.
"Now when we're in there I want you to act subservient," instructed Sylvia.
"Don't worry honey," replied Danny with a smirk, patting Sylvia's thigh. "I'll be your little bl**d slave."
"I'm serious," Sylvia insisted. "Especially around Anita. I'll ... Continue»
Posted by engineerx1980 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 509  |  
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