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RELATOS GAY Y VIDEOS GAYS

Relatos Eroticos Gays
Contactos Gays
SUEÑOS HUMEDOS
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Publicado por dany6969 el 13 de Dic, 2012


En la despedida de soltero del novio de mi hermana yo tenia 14 años.

Cuando mi hermana y su novio se comprometieron en matrimonio, en casa no se hablama mas que de la boda por todos lados lo unico que escuchaba era de los preparativos y no me quedaba de otra que estar siempre en medio de todo escuchando lo que se decia.

Cuando llegaron las amigas de mi hermana las vi que todas se fueron al cuarto a reunirse y yo las segui para escuchar lo que hablaban de... Continue»
Posted by angelsexual01 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Sperm Donor

I sat there and listened to my wife and her s****r talk. They had come up with some hair brain idea of starting a sperm donor club. Women would join this club and they would have a list of sperm donor that would donate sperm free of charge. "So this is a swingers club?" I asked them. "No, we would set up a time for the man to be ready when the woman is ovulating, her husband would get her ready and the donor's wife would get him ready and then he would ejaculate into a tube and then it would be given the woman's husband to squirt it up inside her as she orgasims. They would never meet and th... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fantasy

Walking to my desk, I dropped my damp towel to the floor and grabbed some lotion. The cool liquid soothed my heated skin from the shower as I massaged it into my body; thinking of his warm lips tending softly to the sensitive skin of my neck suddenly made me very aroused. I closed my eyes as I ran my hands gently over my breasts; his hot tongue flicking across my nipple in the forefront of my mind. My whole body heated up as thoughts of Eddie fucking me built up, and I soon found myself on the soft duvet of my bed with my hands between my legs. Eddie always knew what he was doing; he always kn... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Anniversary Week - Monday

The following story is an original work of fiction

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I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock buzzing - and a headache. I solved one annoyance by tapping the screeching device on my nightstand and tried to alleviate the other by rubbing my temples with one hand and reaching for the half-empty glass beside my clock, which was flashing 7:00. It didn't help much, as I knew it wouldn't. I don't often get headaches but when I do they're slow and deep and last for days. With a s... Continue»
Posted by Ention 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Trucker 3


I have decided to visit my friend in Canada.

As I cross the border into Canada I give a holler to my trucker
friend letting him know Iam a four hour drive from him .

As I am nearing his home town my phone buzzes I have a message marked
urgent ,I pull off the road to read my message it seems my trucker is
in a bit of trouble and needs my help this time .

I call asking what I can do he preceded to tell me he is stuck out
at duck pond ,giggling I remember this is where we first met he tells
me to stop giggling long enough so I can hear what he is telling me he
needs fro... Continue»
Posted by chocolatelace 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Long Car Journey's are a Blast!


This is just a short story inspired by a good friend of mine's very sexy story!
Please note this story is mainly just for fart-lovers everywhere so, you know, don't say you haven't been warned! hehe

Enjoy :)

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"Hurry up, Sam, I want to get there today!"
Danni playfully urged me as she sat in the driver's seat of her car.

"Hold on, I'm coming!"
I chuckled, putting my small suitcase into the boot of said car, next to her suitcase.
I then hurried to the passenger-side door, opened i... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Elf

So, I started writing, not really knowing what I was writing about and it turned out like this.

Hmm... It's a bit of a strange one. Well, not really whenever you compare it to some other stories, haha.

Enjoy!



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“Back!” I exclaimed excitedly, bouncing on the bed and making the laptop bounce along with me. I heard Harry’s deep chuckle from the speakers, followed by that adorable smile, his dimples denting each cheek.

“Awh, it’s so good to finally be able to talk to you!” I sighed happily.

Harry was currently in France with the boys, their World Tour kicked off six ... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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WHEN LUST AND WIT COLLIDE.(Final Edition).

Continuation of part 1

Isabel finally made it to her relative's place .her face was completely haggard and worn out still panting from her little escapade.Every now and then she was able to stop,took a deep breath and took some rest.Knocking on the door, still panting, waited for the door to open ,for her unexpected arrival.Not long enough , the door opens , and greeted her cousin Belinda still panting."Hello Belinda!! she smiled faintly. Hey!!! What a surprise !!! What happened to you?Belinda snapped. How come you are panting like someone chased you? Belinda pointed out. Yes ... Continue»
Posted by constantienab73 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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A WIFE AND NOW A STRIPPER

THIS STORY COULD IT BE FICTION OR REAL YOU DECIDE

A WIFE AND NOW A STRIPPER
When I married my husband Tom he had a very successful business in real estate and I was his very sexy wife who loved to dress up and look amazing for my husband when we entertain his clients,
Tom use to say I was the fantasy of all men and without my good looks and sexy body his business would not have been as good as it was,
With a 38”DD bust and my long sexy legs with long natural blond hair it was no wonder men would drool over me,
My husband loved it, as he knew I was his and no one else could fuck me on... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Devil May Care


Chapter 1:
The Pick-Up


So I was sitting at the bar of a club in an old part of town, on a night out, enjoying my Mojito.
My strait friend I was with had been chatted up by this handsome - if a little too slick - guy
and she and him had gone off somewhere more... Private.

I was left all alone, and every girl I chatted to was either strait or in a relationship.
I had already been drinking a lot most of the night and was now onto cocktails and shots.
Feeling bored, I was getting ready to finish my drink and leave.

As I gulped down the last mouthful of my sweet drink, a woma... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Friends: Choosing A Groomsman

Chandler paced back and forth in the kitchen. He was fretting over Rachel's choice of Ross to be her groomsman in Phoebe's wedding that day. It was a last minute decision, and Chandler was trying to figure out how to get Rachel to change her mind. He stopped in mid-step, as she walked in.

"Hi," Rachel said, nonchalantly. She was wearing her green floral bathrobe and little socks, obviously in the middle of getting ready for the evening ceremony.

"Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing?" Chandler asked. She paused to listen. "If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the aisle just... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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s****r Swap Was Proved To Be A Much More Fun Than



This is Rehan today m going to narrate a story about how I manage to fuck my friend’s s****r and how my s****r was fucked by him. First of all me 18 years old medium built fair complexion then my s****r Shipra Malik 21 year old DU student slim built but bulging boobs and ass. My friend Saksham and her s****r Priyanka they both were like me and my s****r with darker complexion but still I love his s****r we all live in same area of Delhi.

Then began like this; one day me and Saksham studying together during exams. While talki
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Boyfriend Sold Me on Craigslist

I feel so stupid and disgusted right now.


My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year and a half, we met right after I graduated high school and he was 20 at the time. I was just starting community college and was proud to have my own apartment for the first time ever (I have also worked around 30 hours a week since starting college so I support myself). He was older than me, but struggling. I guess prior to meeting me he had been pretty into d**gs, but I have never seen him do them so I really believed that was all over. And he was cute and sweet and I was kind of lonely, most of my f... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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WHEN LUST AND WIT COLLIDE.(Final Edition.


One pleasant afternoon a beautiful yet sexy woman was walking down the trail tthrough the woods.Heading to her relatives cottage few acres away from her home.To pay a visit.Whom she haven't seen for ages.Her name is Isabel.She is very pretty at 27,smart and most of all sexy.With her stature,no one would think she is still a virgin. Isabel paused for a while,taking her time off admiring the beauty of nature. The blooms of the wildflowers.Gasping, she touched the blooms and eagerly nudged her nose to them enjoying their refreshing smell,even in the mid afternoon.She paused,and contin
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Posted by constantienab73 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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WHEN LUST AND WIT COLLIDE.


One pleasant afternoon a beautiful yet sexy woman was walking down the trail near the in the woods.Heading to her relatives few acres away from her home.To pay a visit.Whom she hasn't meet for ages.Her name is Isabel.She is very pretty at 27,smart and most of all sexy.With her stature,no one would think she is still a virgin. Isabel paused for a while,taking her time off admiring the beauty of nature. The blooms of the wildflowers.Gasping, she touched the blooms and eagerly nudged her nose to them enjoying their refreshing smell,even in the mid afternoon.
From the oth
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Posted by constantienab73 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Dateline...

I'm going to try and make this quick. This is a fucked up sarcastic fantasy, and if it turns you on, um, wow.
I'm chatting on some sleezy alt site with some chippie who is obviously a cop. Cute misspelling and cartoon references that showed he studied.
I dance around the issue for weeks. I'm not sending any dick pics, asking for specific info like age etc. I was real cagey. I'm not into that sort of thing but i got another agenda, so eventually i agree to meet.
I know what this is. I've made preparations in advance, including high end lawyers and a private investigator. I even rented a news... Continue»
Posted by badboy4320 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #9

iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #9 – Freddie

"I wish Jade and Sam could be combined into one person so I wouldn't have to choose."

Freddie Benson was having a really good morning to say the least. He couldn't believe that his wish came true, but the woman whose head was now bobbing between his legs truly was everything he had hoped for. He had been woken up by, who he thought was Jade, but as he looked down, he saw light brown hair and quickly realized it was someone else. Once the covers were pulled back, he could see her completely, as she smiled up at h... Continue»
Posted by FrankSinner 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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Testing Limits

Matt and I sat on his sofa with our legs locked and the soft flicker of the TV illuminating the room. I wasn’t really paying attention to what was on the screen in front; I was more so lost in my own thoughts, which consisted of what seemed like everything and nothing. The blanket covering my legs was warm and I welcomed Matt’s body on top of mine as he leant over to kiss me with lips so wet and soft.

“Are you tired?” he spoke against my lips; smirking as I shook my head. I could tell that he was restless from the agitated caress of his hands running over my thighs and up the sides of my bo... Continue»
Posted by ella-x 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Stud student

Hi I’m Samuel a university student from Uganda in the first year of studying law, I came to this country because my country, does not have a great education system, arriving in England I set about getting lodgings close to my study area, applying for a room with a white f****y I went and viewed the room, Sandra was married with 4 c***dren Sam a fireman, Pat a postman, Carol a manageress at the large clothes store in town and Frances who lived in Australia, yer I know postman Pat and fireman Sam before anyone points it out. Sandra was married to Jake who had his own construction business; their... Continue»
Posted by rodma 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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SEX WITH MUSLIM LADY FIRST TIME

This is my first story wen I had make sex with a lady in her house wen I'm only 18. There were five persons in this bungalow. Sahib, her wife, two son and one daughter. Sahib was an aged person of 60 but his wife whom we called Begamsab was in her 25. His both sons were studying in college, while his daughter in high school.

I was taken my matriculation exams when my father became ill and the result was that, that he became disabled. Even now he could not move. The f****y where my father was working helped us very much but till how? There was no any one to earn for the f****y for survival. ... Continue»
Posted by BADMAN28 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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