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Caught By My Black Stepdaddy

I was 19 and had just finished my first year of college and I couldn't wait to get home. It's not that I didn't have fun, I did. But I wasn't able to do my favorite thing. You see, I have a little secret... I like to wear...BLACK PANTYHOSE AND RED SPIKED HIGH HEELS WITH ANKLESTRAPS and dress up as a girl. And after nearly a year without doing so, I was just a few hours away from being able to feel like the sexy girl I knew I was born to be. What made things even better was that my stepfather Marcus, a big and sexy black man who I've found very attractive ever since my mother started dating him... Continue»
Posted by whawha1976 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 6077  |  
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Red


A girl with needs agrees to help her horny b*****r with his problem. (mf-teens, youths, inc, rom)

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The redheaded girl studied herself in the tall mirror; head cocked to the side and disordered hair flowing halfway down her bare back, one spiraling curl almost to her well-rounded ass. She smiled and licked her lips, stroking her young breasts with both hands, pinching her nipples until they hurt. Her body was really developing nicely, but then, she thought, I am thirteen.

She arched her back and turned to the side, admiring the arch of her back and the curve of her buttocks, th... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4433  |  
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Older Man Gets a Young Visitor


A young girl who is lost, knocks on an older man's door and gets more than a drink and peanut butter sandwich. (M/f-teen, ped, inc, mast, oral)

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I am up in years, age 66, a widower living alone in a nice neighborhood. I am still active sexually, but it's only been masturbation since I have not dated in years. It's unusual for sales people to come to my Neighborhood, since it is out in the country where houses are spread far apart.

But this one afternoon, my doorbell rang, I went to the door, opened it and saw a young girl, who appeared to be a teenager. She was very pretty and wa... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 5202  |  
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The guy next door

I told my girlfriend I loved her and gave her kiss goodbye at the door. I see this guy looking at us. He looked angry. I rolled my eyes and closed the door. I've been with my girlfriend for over 4 years. I haven't even seen a cock/dick in over 4 years. I had a bad break up and I was done with men.

I went outside to walk my dog and who did I see again? The angry guy he must of just moved next door lately. Never seen him before. Weeks went by and I would walk my dog same routine he would be outside everyday watching me kiss my girlfriend and walk my dog. I'm slightly shy, but he w... Continue»
Posted by virginblood 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 2334  |  
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The first time I saw you

I remember that day.
I was working for the college, finishing out the last years of my degree and picking up work at the gym. It was boring as all hell, checking the sign in sheet, orienting the new students, cleaning up after the students. It was a special type of hell, but hell, it payed. Not near enough, but it payed.

It was another boring afternoon, and i noticed you coming in for your workout. You had never been in before, but that isn't why i noticed you. you were attractive, but for a second i couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl. Short, boy cut hair, originally brown, but col... Continue»
Posted by creasedmomo 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 534  |  
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take that cock daddy #2

So I'm licking the goo out of her snatch and she tells me she wants me to fuck her bisexual. Cousin. I said I will do it but you are fucking him too! She agreed we set a plan in motion to seduce the young man and she said fuck just tell him we want to fuck! As suspected he arrived. Promptly and came inside he was a tall 20 year old with longer brown hair and brown skin he came in and I met him at the door he jumped on my back and I piggy backed him into the bedroom and dropped him on. The bed. I grabbed his shoes and pulled them off sarah was unbuttoning. His pants. And I pulled them off he h... Continue»
Posted by jwmax420 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 893  |  
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Lapdance

Black characters; dont like it dont read my shit & keep it moving...

Tasha had her learners permit for 2 months now, and her parents couldnt keep her from behind the wheel for practice. Every chance she was in a car she begged to drive. 'Come on practice makes perfect...' she begged. After a while Tasha felt her skills were good enough, and whatever she couldnt do she'd pick up along the way. Tasha decided to take her dad's car for a ride. She picked up her girlfriends Traci & Loni for a ride around town.

Traci said to stop by her boyfriend's house for a min, so Tasha did. Traci went up... Continue»
Posted by SweetLipz 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 471  |  
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The first time ( a meeting )

This is a true - ish story, but the names have been changed to protect the individuals.


His wife didn't understand him, she was too vanilla and he hated it. He wanted more passion, more excitement and he knew he was never going to get that at home. John had found something to keep himself, or his hands occupied too. I'm not sure, maybe he wanted to feel more wanted.
The sex site he had found had great video's on it, plenty of choice, and a world away from anything he had ever experienced ever.
John and Sara had mutual friends and had started dating, and as one by one their friends go... Continue»
Posted by redhead123 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 418  |  
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suck that cock bitch

My x wife and I had been wanting to explore our sexual boundries after our encounter with her friend camille! I said I tell you what, since camille was here last week I will call wess and we can both fuck your pussy tonite you know what I want daddy? I said what baby? she said well you know you are his idol and he will do anything you ask him to rt?I said I guess she said I want you to fuck his mouth and then fuck his ass while he fucks me,I said put on ur school girl skirt and top and get ready for us! She said I'm gonna turn on the cameras in here yes I said do that I told her when he gets h... Continue»
Posted by jwmax420 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 673  |  
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SURPRISED VISITORS, THE HOT TUB, AND OUR SNOWY MO

I had rented a rustic cabin, up on snowy Mount Rainier, for this past weekend. Tatiana and I wanted to get away from neighbors, friends and f****y. And spend some quality time alone together, in a remote and intimate environment.

Saturday morning, while we were making love, we decided it would be fun and exciting, to continue our amorous efforts in the hot tub out side the cabin. Tatiana didn't need much convincing, she ran naked, out the door, across the deck, and jumped into the hot tub. I was right behind her. Tatiana is eleven years younger than me. Anyway, that's my excuse why she ... Continue»
Posted by RutgerIvanus 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 581  |  
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Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE! [Re-post!]

Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE!
Chapter 1


Back when I was in the army, I spent a few years as a boot camp instructor. It was always an interesting experience watching a group of completely disorganized, scared, and naive group of strangers turn into a cohesive, trained platoon of soldiers.

Cohesion and teamwork are key, and as a drill sergeant, I always emphasized that they would only get through the course together. If they chose to argue, bicker and work against each other, they wouldn't make it through, plain and simple.

Like I said, it was always an interesting experience. It was a... Continue»
Posted by blackwacker2 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1838  |  
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Hi, I'm Mariel, read this and get to know me.

Monday morning 3rd February, it's 06:30, very dark outside and cold, but as usual I sit in a slightly modified room, and as I look to my left, the imagery that brightens my eyes, is my nude reflection, my breasts heavy and my nipples harden as my thoughts think about men, and my hand feverously click on the mouse as if in a mind of its own, knowing where the men are, and as I read their comments, I can't help but feel my warmth and wetness, as I relax and chat, knowing that with one click I will open their eyes and let them inside my room to see me, 'Do you want to fuck me', I ask, there is a ... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1063  |  
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Many moons ago

Nature's Delightful twins (and body)

Twin Breasts

This story goes back many sunrises and moon sets.

(60 years ago things were different then> but good!)

I was a young 'strapper' back then playing football, horse riding and playing cricket and loved to swim.
At the age of 15 mum took sick so dad arranged for me to go and stay with some good friends of his at a favourite beach side town.
The people weren't rich and lived in an old railway cottage ( right beside the tracks) yet still close for a quick walk down to a lovely white sandy beach.
Here the waves were high but gentle but ... Continue»
Posted by free2speakmymind 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 427  |  
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students nurse's gyno exam wife

About 2 years ago, when my wife, Colleen was 24, she went to the “all female clinic” to get her annual exam done. We have a regular f****y doctor, but since he is male,
she prefers to have her pap done by any one of the female nurses at clinic. She made her appointment as usual, not expecting anything to be different than before.
Usually she is in and out in less than 30 minutes, but not this time.

Colleen sat in the lobby waiting to be called, looking around, she noticed that there was nobody else in there. After waiting for about 3 minutes, and older female,
probably about 40, o... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 5 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 21

wellness exam

Upon this door it read "Women's Health" and I knew I was soon taking the next step in my exam. This room also had an examination table in the middle of the room, but this time it also had stirrups attached and the backrest was sitting at about 60 degrees. At this stage only a female nurse was in the room, her back to me I could see her assembling and placing instruments on a metal tray. The orderly ordered me to take a seat on the side of the table. He soon left the room and a male doctor entered the room, also in O.R. scrubs. He asked if I could turn and lay on the table on my back, he then l... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 5 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 8  |  
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first time 3some

Despite losing her virginity at an early age cass never seemed to experience the magical sex that her friends would talk about , the earth shattering orgasms the sexual memories and she had put it down to just that her body wasnt designed for that type of sex , she evjoyed the sex she had , it was 'nice' and 'enjoyable' but she had already at 22 resigned herself to the fact she would not have the other magical sex .
cass's sex life and indeed outlook on life changed when at 22 she had an encounter with a mature gentleman who had a flat on the same floor as hers and despite that first night be... Continue»
Posted by cass35uk 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1093  |  
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Left for the Weekend with the Babysitter


My parents leave for the weekend and they have a girl a couple years older than me stay with me for the weekend and she ends up taking my virginity. (mf-teens, youths, 1st, mast, oral, voy)

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My parents had to go out of town for the weekend when I had just turned 15, but they felt I was too young to stay home by myself. They asked a 17 girl from our church to stay with me. Katie is pretty much every boys dream. She is tall and thin almost model like with very nice solid B cup boobs. She had just graduated from HS and was heading to college in the fall. She had given me many hard-ons ... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2998  |  
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Three's not always a crowd

Miguel and René- Three's not always a crowd.

I didn't want to go to the pub with Miguel. It was about 2 weeks after Easter break and I wanted to write some letters to my parents to soften the hard feelings about going to Miguel's f****y's home for the holiday rather than to New York and tell them about my holiday.

"But it's Portugal in the finals" he crooned, coming close to stand between my legs where I sat at the dining table with my sketchbook and journal out. I was flipping through postcards and printed photos of Miguel's f****y and estate that I wanted to include in my letters. "Qu... Continue»
Posted by WonderWoman22 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 797  |  
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Charlie


Charlie's uncle helps her to her first orgasm and then Charlie wants to include her best friend in the wonderful discovery. (Mgg, ped, 1st, inc)

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Charlie was my favourite. As we got to know each other through her growing years, she became more affectionate: she would run up and hug me when I arrived at her house. She had a husky voice and a beautiful, innocent peasant face. Her mother thought her a tomboy and an unruly c***d; I thought she was alive and fun.

We went for a long f****y walk in the local beech woods. Charlie walked and talked with me, sometimes holding my hand. When... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2450  |  
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Getting Close to Her Best Friend

I'm not a writer, and have never done a story like this before. This story is 99% true and took place a few weeks ago after a work function. I thought I would really enjoy recording what happened, and if everyone enjoys it, maybe i'll write more one day. My girlfriend Courtney and I work together, and she invited her best friend Jessica to attend the party. There was an open bar for several hours and we were all taking full advantage, although Courtney more so. Courtney and Jessica have been best friends for years and we hang out a lot. And the best part, is that when the stars occasiona... Continue»
Posted by steveagent 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2847  |  
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