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Cuckold Pays Rent

Guys, if you can’t pay the rent your young wife may have to pay it and you may have to help!

Mark and Nancy are a young couple that have been renting a house from me for a couple of years now. They are in their mid twenties and Nancy is a real beauty. Dark curly hair, nice c cup tits, a killer dark tan and a smile to die for. They are good renters and always pay on time so when they told me that Mark lost his job and they were short of the rent money one month I agreed to let them float a few weeks.

It wasn’t long before the next month’s payment was due and I still had not collected the... Continue»
Posted by madmanofporn 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3487  |  
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First time... kind of. still!!

My previous and first story was left off with my gf and I getting it on behind a movie theater. So I'll still keep some stories of this same girl again. My Girlfriend (Lisa) at the time was still trying to hold on to her virginity because of her religious background but she still wanted to have anal sex..just this time not in the dead of winter like the first time...so after her and I had our first anal experience behind the movie theater, our school week was dedicated to teasing each other while at school. We would grab each other going to classes as a game. Example of it was id be walking to... Continue»
Posted by Placebo_Effect 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 572  |  
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"The Infamous Five": A Tribute

A "tribute" pornographic parody of the main characters in the wonderful Enid Blyton series.

The k**s are now of course "legal", having spent by now many school and half-term vacations together on exciting adventures together, involving "secret passages", raunchy rogues, up-hill gardeners, ass smugglers and various circus freaks.

Georgina is very butch, short, dark haired, wants to be a boy, and insists on being called 'George'.

Anne is a very pretty blond and very feminine, and likes to 'keep house'.

'George' and Anne often share a bed together on sl**p-overs. They're young, s... Continue»
Posted by messin 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2096  |  
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MORE??????

Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.

We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.

One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.

Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
Posted by slanderhamster 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4887  |  
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Short Story: Paizuri

Paizuri(パイズリ; パイ is from おっぱい oppai, a slang word for breast; while ズリ is from 擦り zuri, "rub")

Essentially, a titty fuck.

When I was hitting puberty as a young girl, I noticed my chest began to feel tingly and sore very often. It bothered me to touch my growing bosom. My chest grew larger and larger as I got older, but the extreme sensitivity never left; my boobs are so soft and sensitive I borderline cum when a guy rubs me enough.

Most girls don't have boobs as sensitive as mine. My little s*s has 30 H Cups and she once told me she probably wouldn't feel getting shot in her bo... Continue»
Posted by julielilith 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1142  |  
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Chennai Strange Mature Aunty

Dear friends, This is Shankar from Chennai, I would like to narrate my true incident whic was happend to me a couple of week back.First let me tell you about myself.

Am married 5.10, Colour Dark Brown, and a little fat. I would always love to read xhamster stories and used to wonder how could this happen in real life, until i met with this incident. I would always love to have seceret sex with married girls / auntys, But i never had sex with any women other than my wife.
I used to travel a lot in my Car, One day i took leave and thought of going to Mahalipuram all alone. SO i started by... Continue»
Posted by shankarm95 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 964  |  
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" My Experience with Wifey4BBC" ( yes sh


I met Catrina at a work function, you see I work for this company and was asked to attend a large function in Boston so Off I went to the hotel and checked in and went to the party downstairs. Many people worked in Boston but many like me came from out of state. I am from CT so its not too far but I was staying overnight.
Anyway I went to the cocktail hour and mixed with many people I knew and a few I didn’t. Some brought their spouses but I left mine at home. So I was having fun flirting a bit. Though I am 58 I am not dead and I always enjoyed talking with woman. We had cocktails and some... Continue»
Posted by luvstolickpussy 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1880  |  
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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4906  |  
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Chrissys proposal (sequel to nude beach dream)

I had to swallow hard when my dream came back to me with a flash. I stood at the door for a few seconds before I could compose myself and invite her in. This wasn’t the Chrissy I remembered. The Chrissy I remembered was a young girl that loved to come visit me and play with my two cats. Sometimes she would stop just outside the front garden on her little bicycle and watch the kittens. Yes, it was that long ago.

This was a different Chrissy. She was about 175 and it looked like her long blonde hair came down half of that. She was wearing a thin summer dress that reached just above her knees.... Continue»
Posted by MorePeter 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 301  |  
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Judy from Golds Gym

Judy from Gold's Gym (Part 1)

Hi all,
My name is Jake. I am 25 years old, and have never had any interest
in women that are "Grannies". They just never turned me on.
I actually engrossed myself in my work in materials management for a
manufacturing company, and never really had time for a long term
relationship. However, I met Judy while working out at my local Gold's
Gym, and she changed my thoughts on older women. This story is
about the relationship I had with her while I worked that job.
I worked down the street from this Gold's Gym that was pretty plain.
It seeme... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4520  |  
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My bro-in-law's second dip

As Indian’s do, after marriage, we all lived together as a f****y the first year, It’s so I got to know everyone at my in-laws. My both b*****r-in-laws and I became close friends and f****y. Few months after marriage I learnt from the older one that the younger one had a crush on me, which was cute I thought. As the years went on hubby and I moved out from his parents, the younger B*****r-in-law was growing up and his little crush on me either disappeared or maybe he just got better at hiding it. He was still sweet to me and on a few occasions I caught him stealing a glance here and there. But... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8769  |  
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Miss Marvel vs Dr. Evil

Previously, on “The Amazing Miss Marvel”: After pursuing Dr. Evil around the Universe and defeating his goons trying to defuse his plan to destroy the fabric of reality, Miss Marvel uses the powers of her Tattoo of Knowledge to discover the Doctor’s secret lair and pays him a visit.

“Freeze, Dr. Evil! Your plan is over. Surrender or face the consequences!”. Stated Miss Marvel after entering the Doctor’s Lab.

“You are a fool, Miss Marvel! Don’t you understand I needed you to come to my lab so I can harvest your powers and feed my machine! You are the last piece of my plan!”. Said t... Continue»
Posted by erossade 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1266  |  
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2 Moms, 2 Sons, 1 Hot Night



Recently, I was reminiscing with my mother about "That Summer."

"What do you remember most?" I asked her.

"Only everything!" she replied.

"Yeah," I said. " It's hard to forget those things."

"As I recall," mom said with raised eyebrows, "those 'things' were 'hard' a lot!"

I get hard just thinking of that incredible summer; when I lost my virginity with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin.

When I was thirteen years-old, the summer after seventh grade, m
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3661  |  
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lingerie markting of wife with brother-in-law.



This is an incident that happened to me a few months back. I am Santhi Prakash, a 32-year-old married woman, mother of a 4 year daughter and I have been married for the last 6 years and I stay at Chennai. Basically I am commerce graduate and working as cashier in a private company. My husband is working as an admin personnel in a company at Bangalore, as he got transferred there about a year back.

Once in a month or so, he used to come home. Since my daughter is
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2365  |  
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No More Doubts for my Ma



My third year at the Engineering College was over, and my 4 friends with whom I shared a flat neat our college in Pune had packed their bags and left for their homes

I was still under the shock given by my girl friend Namratha, she had announced that her f****y had finalized her marriage plans and she is getting engaged during the vacation to some Kiran Sharma who belongs to some big business f****y. We had been very close, and I was hoping that we will eventual
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 340  |  
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SEX with my wife’s friend and her daughter


I was visiting them on my way to some other place. I decided to spend a day with them. Moreover Samir was away & she was alone with her daughter Rupa. After we entered the house & Rita went to make tea. Rupa was reading a book in one of the rooms & was wearing a black & white striped top [figure hugging] & matching skirt mid thigh level. [I like this dress a lot and she looks very pretty, beautiful, gorgeous and attractive in this dress – she knows this as I have told her this many times before & I think she was wearing this dr
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1963  |  
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Me and the Indian prostitute


when im not getting sex from girls i pick up, i have to pay for sex. i do this because i love sex and i have money. the type of prostitute i most like are indian prostitutes. here in the uk you have to look hard as its not the sort of thing that good indian girls do.


the first indian prostitute i had sex with was manisha. i walked into the whore house and out came this beautiful bitch with big tits. she told me her name and how much it would cost me. i paid her £50 (about Rs 4000) for 30 mins of her time.

she led me in
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 811  |  
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LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

I was 24 when I had my first job at a law firm it was what I had studied to do in the last 4 years,
I was really pleased to be able to work as a defense lawyer for the next few years it was always my intentions to one day have my own law firm,
While working in the office there was always opportunities to date some of the office girls in fact it was so easy for me to chat them up as a single man I was always told that I was very good looking young man,
Over the coming months I was promoted and was moved upstairs to the new department,
It was then I saw this lad... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 407  |  
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Life can be fun even if you are as clumsy as me


So we were a lot younger then, married just a year and into anything exiting, now were old and happy with one another but then ah well perhaps I had better tell you all about it!
Well she was a pretty little thing then, 5ft 10” of shapely nice round arse, magic tits the works, about 10 stone not a sexual big hitter but an enquiring mind, that spoke of things to come , or is that cum!
Her name is pat, she`s not 10 stone now nearer 20 I suspect, but it`s been fun this last 30 years and I ain`t the 12 stone bean-pole I was now either so who am I to complain.
I am tony by the way, 6ft 5i... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 883  |  
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Mother's Religious Affairs


My name is Teja people say I look a like the actress kavya madhavan and I am in quiet fair and slightly hairy on my hands and my stats are 34 30 36 ( during I was at my 20's). I am married with one k** and I was at my early 20s when this happen to me. Me and my hubby are happily married coupled after the first year of our marriage I gave birth to my son during that time we called up the local temple gurukal for our baby naming ceremony.

On that day I still remember it was around 11 am and the gurukal came to our house. He wa
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Posted by bava12 7 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 736