Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 15
I still remember this as if it was yesterday.
Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Little known fact. I happen to work in an adult store, yep, I sell dildos, vibes, porn, pipes and bongs for a living. The other night much like any other night i was working the closing shift as I always do, it gets slow in the middle of the week so i usually sit on my table chatting on here to pass the time. In walks this girl, brown hair and curvy. Wearing a very low cut shirt under her jacket. She looks around at the toys for a while then comes over to the counter where all the lube is kept in the glass display. I walk over on the other side of the counter and ask if she needed anything. "I... Continue»
MY VIRGINITY LOST IN THE STORM
By : VoyeurKing
NOTE : This story is entirely true and was experienced first hand by yours truly. This is the tale of how I lost my virginity, and might give you some insight on the feeling of magic, excitement, and sexual hunger and desire of my youth. The names of the characters have been changed to protect their identities, and the dialogue isn’t verbatim (it was almost 9 years ago) - I have not made any additional editing to spice it up – This is how I lost my V-card.
As I woke up, the sun beamed light through the tiny slits of the blinds... Continue»
The girlfriend who has her friend hang around.
I was the teen boyfriend to two girls, Lisa the girl next door and Bonnie the girl down the street.
For years we were on and off BF / GF and took turns between them. One understood that the other was the one for this time period.
Little background, Lisa had been with one guy and thats me. I introduced her to sex a few years back. She listened to me with her mom and wanted to try it. Her mom was not so understanding. I was her sex toy in my very early teens and did not think this teaching was for her daughter from me.
Bonnie was the same,... Continue»
. Rally Virgin utter humiliation!
This happened in the mid-90's, when I was going out with a very beautiful little Goth chick. I was only just getting into the biker scene, and I was a bit young and naive, I suppose.
My girlfriend of the time, Nici, was already a longtime rocker, into the rally scene too, and had friends in many clubs. I loved her madly; she was a part time model, and was really sexy and petite, with long dark hair and the prettiest face imaginable, plus perfect little round boobs and a girlish, slim figure. She had a harder edge to her, though; she was quite outg... Continue»
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess.
Long golden hair, features the finest in the kingdom.
Skin like porcelain and a body so perfect in proportion grown men would weep at her beauty.
Her name was Eleanor.
Eleanor had a twin s****r named Esmerelda
Esmerelda was also quite beautiful but didn't quite compare to Eleanor's beauty.
Esmerelda had a slightly larger frame but smaller breasts, she didn't have that perfect waist and hips of Eleanor,
Her nose was slightly larger, her hair rather than golden was a dirty blonde.
Although the s****rs were the same height Esmerelda ... Continue»
Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.
They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.
At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Its 3pm, you get to your desk and on your computer you get an anonymous message: “You look great in that skirt today!”
Stranger: I'm kinda startled, but, after a second, answer anyway. "Thanks, I guess... Who is this?"
You: I chuckle and respond: "Well that would spoil the fun, if i told you, wouldn't it?"
Stranger: "How do you even know I'm wearing a skirt? I don't have a webcam..." I start feeling a little uncomfortable.
You: "You passed right by me today" (you work in a big office with lots of desks)
April 17 2010
The next day rolled by just like that. The sun shined and the clouds were white. The sky was blue, but the birds were white… or whathefuckever. I had awoken with Kari in her warm silky bed. She was huddled against my body for the acceptance that I was her company. We cuddled, we canoodled, we kissed and I cried-inside… for I had just unleashed my inner a****l that very night.
I fucked her in, I fucked her out. She sucked me in and she sucked me off. I ate her mouth, I a
(Rewrite of a story I made a long time ago)*
"Dick, you must find a way to help me," complained Sarah to her husband. She felt she was fat and needed help to shape up.
Dick was happy his plan was working. He had deliberately made comments to give her that impression, that she was fat and needed to exercise to reduce her weight.
"You are not really that fat," said her husband, deliberately sounding unconvincing.
"Oh yes, I am! You yourself have said that many times," insisted Sarah. "I weigh 150 lbs! And my breast are so big!"
"But you are... well, perhaps a bit stout, but you ha... Continue»
Time From To Message
30/10/2012 22:48:54 Mark and Gem u know who im on msn come say hello
30/10/2012 22:49:04 Mark and Gem u know who hey
30/10/2012 22:49:09 u know who Mark and Gem hey
30/10/2012 22:49:11 Mark and Gem u know who nice
30/10/2012 22:50:14 u know Mark and Gem that u?
30/10/2012 22:50:18 Mark and Gem u know yes
30/10/2012 22:50:21 u know Mark and Gem wow
30/10/2012 22:50:27 u know Mark and Gem very cute hun
30/10/2012 22:50:30 Mark and Gem u know thank u lol
30/10/2012 22:50:41 u know Mark and Gem me not so much
This woman, Christina, who lived a few doors down from me in our apartments, didn’t have a car and she would ask me for rides all the time. I didn’t really mind it because she was really hot and each time I did take her somewhere I would wear short loose fitting shorts that would let my cock stick out of the short leg band. She would always look but would never say anything. Knowing that she was looking always gave me a hardon and instead of just hanging out of my shorts my cock would be sticking straight up out of them.
This one particular day I heard a knock at my door and when I peek... Continue»
I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Hey Y'all. I'm Raissa the hot-girl-next-door type. I've been a sexual person since I lost my virginity at 15.
It might sound tacky but I love having my pussy touched and played with all the time.
I don't know what it is but none of my girlfriends seem to be the same way. I can't get enough sex and that's just it so I end up masturbating a lot. The photographer was funny because he seemed to make funny faces when I was masturbating.
I couldn't tell if he was enjoying it or confused by it all. I haven't left my town since I was twelve.
When I was boarding through the security checkpoint plac... Continue»
Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
In April 2009 nearly two years into our marriage and two months since my unfortunate miscarriage. Hubby started talking about vacations, most likely to cheer me up, since it was obvious that I found it difficult to deal with our loss. He found an discounted advertisement for a holiday in Andros island, Bahamas. He brought up the idea of a vacation to this Caribbean island to me. We had not taken a vacation since honeymoon, so I responded positively and the fact that I would have him to myself for quality time alone, it seemed a nice option. Over the next few weeks he’d keep reminding me about ... Continue»
I sent Marguerite an SMS to say we were on our way, and that these boys were big if she could kindly waive the supplement for extra large cocks. She replied, “Don't worry lol”.
Adrian was wearing his jeans and no underwear. It looked as if he had some hosepipe down them. George was also wearing jeans but was wearing a thong underneath into which he had packed his magnificent equipment, so there was a very visible bulge. In fact, it seemed he was carrying his lunch down there.
When we arrived at the salon, Marguerite and the owner, Anne, were waiting in reception. Marguerite was look... Continue»
when i watch video here at hamster about i****t i was surprised ,then ive meet (mother_swiss lover) member here that really having sex relationship with her 42 yrs old slut mum. that abused him if she cant find any fucker
and come between our plan.he tried his best to moved on but he never succeded.wish him gudluck some day. yes am ok its just an experienced...
heres our few days chat story...
IM Aug 2, 2013 9:27:24 AM
firstname.lastname@example.org: mhaw 5mins more bb
fredy Sauter: hi my love sorry to wake up you
fredy Sauter: i waite for you
fredy Sauter: if you are alone i ... Continue»
Just Being Neighborly
I first had a chance to meet our new neighbor when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get the mail I watched as she stooped over to grab hers. I got a pretty clear look down that the neckline of that torn shirt and saw nothing but cleavage. No bra and no tan l... Continue»
after goddess had her promotion she stays a lot busy with work now a days and I had to do the regular hose work and carried out whatever goddess asked to do like a good sissy maid..
it was wensday evening goddess came home all tired and stressed I kneeled infront of her and removed her shoes den liked her sweaty feets dry it was a regular day job .. she got up and went to room after a while when I finished serving dinner I was called to her room goddess was doing some papper work and was worried..
she asked me to strip she didn't even look at me I stood all naked my pubic hair wasn't shaved ... Continue»