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Bottomless woman vs male bonding

Something short but on the wild side; for male bonding's sake.

Last summer, a buddy and I were coming back home after fishing, still feeling the heat of the sun on our skin and the effect of the few beers we had "to cool us off". We were driving on the back road when we saw a pecular shape move a little on the right side of the road. As we drove closer to it, we saw that it was a woman (in her late 20s), struggling to get up; when she finally did, after a lot of difficulty; she was half naked and holding a big bottle of booz in her right hand - she was d***k, and bottomless!

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Posted by bloomn32 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 891  |  
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Girls night out

Girls night out

My wife, Sarah, had gone out clothes shopping with some friends and then they were all off on a hen night to see some male strippers. So, with her out of the way for a ‘Girls Night Out’, I’d asked a few mates round for a ‘Lads Evening In’.

There were supposed to have been six of us – Ian Terry John Billy and Mike and myself. We had agreed that Ian should bring round the latest editions to his extensive collection of porn DVD’s and we would all chip in some booze. Unfortunately Terry and Mike had broken down on the way home from a football match, got pissed while waiting ... Continue»
Posted by whitewifeneedsbbc 6 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2348  |  
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She Watched

Rick ran on the treadmill trying to forget is problems, he continued to have flash backs of his failure as a man, a failure as a husband. Rick continued to ran as fast as he could as he looked down at the minutes knowing he was nowhere near braking any kind of record so he hit the stop button with his head down in defeat he was snapped back to reality by his wife, you can’t run away from being a sissy boy Rick, you might as well come down he is not leaving anytime soon. Rick wife Carla was a sexy Cuban woman fully equipped with the curves, like a grown woman should have. She stood there arms c... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1299  |  
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The initiation of a Sex Slave Mommy


I kneed meekly in front of my 18-year-old(**Edited**) son with hands behind my back in a submissive posture. I was visibly trembling with nervous anticipation. Ashok looked down at my scantily clad sexy body with both love and lust in his eyes.

"Mom, you were a vision when you walked up to me, so graceful yet sinfully erotic, a sex goddess and a sluttish whore roll into one! I just love you in this outfit. I think from now on you're going to dress like this or in a sexy French maid uniform without the underwear, otherwise yo
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4850  |  
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Mom and I together, Forever




I grew up in tirupati, my name is Ajay. Girls/Women of any age could get in touch with me on bavahemachandar@gmail.com


My father was a mild mannered man who worked in a mill. He had one addiction, he drank heavily and many a night he would pass out and had to be helped to bed. He was good to my mother and I could see that she respected and loved him. But I sensed there was also sadness in her and at that time I could not understand why.


I helped mother
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 176  |  
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How I Fucked My Mom In Shimla



my mother and me and very importantly something that changed our lives completely. This happened about 6 months ago. To describe my mother she is 52 yrs old with a typical voluptuous Punjabi figure and her stats are 40D-30-38. My father passed away more than 25 years ago and since then it has been only mom and me. I am 34 yrs old divorced about 10 yrs back. I am sure mom had choices in her life to get settled but she did not take them to get settled again with some
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1762  |  
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BIRTHDAY BDMS FOR TWO

BIRTHDAY BDMS FOR TWO
It was my birthday, and it was to be hers the following week, we always celebrated both together on the weekend between the two! Perverse sods you may think but it`s what we have always done....it`s not the only thing that we do that`s perhaps not what some vanilla people would call “normal”.
Each year a month before our “birthday” we each write down on a postcard whatever fantasy we have invented or read about or are turned on by this year, and want the partner to receive.
Then if it`s a possibility the partner arranges to do sexually whatever it is on that bir... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 911  |  
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Neighbors Daughter

It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6892  |  
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Hot Experience With Newly Married Bhabhi


my name is Aman, i am 23 years old and i live in Gurgaon, Delhi. I am a good looking guy, 6 ft. tall. This is my first story so sorry for the mistakes. Getting to the story now

It was a hot afternoon in Delhi and i was at my bhabhi’s place as she had invited me for lunch. She was recently married and she had all the curves a woman could have. She was wearing an orange color kurti and black skinny fit leggings. She was looking very sexy and like a newly married woman her face was glowing. She had a fair complexion and her siz
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 855  |  
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The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of c

The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of collective Canadian Rights.

1. 1. What is RECTUM? definition of RECTUM (Black's Law Dictionary)
Definition of RECTUM: Lat Right; also a trial or accusation. Bract; Cowell.

The etymology of words provides for hilarious interpretations of the truth. Lawyers are wordsmiths and one of the little con games they play on their hapless victims is to change the meaning of legal terms to twist the meaning of the intent of all their Acts (plays). For this reason I always defer to terms specifically from Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th Edition. This is t... Continue»
Posted by townsendjimathotmale 6 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 113  |  
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pathetic excuse for a man....

I can’t believe all this has happened to me, or to us I should say. One day I’m climbing up the corporate ladder, riding the crest of the wave it seems, the next thing I know my life is a complete nightmare or worse. I didn’t imagine anything like this could happen-but it did. I need to write it down so maybe I can sort this thing out in my mind, if I can.

It all started on my wife’s on coming birthday. Well, let me explain a little about Angelique, if I can. She’s simply a goddess, so beautiful and sexy, though a bit spoiled, at times she can act like a bitch, it’s true. And I thought I
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1032  |  
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Watching Mom Get Deliciously Fucked

I woke up with a start, my brain slowly coming into focus. I smiled as I realized it had only been a dream. But what a dream! In my dream, my mother and I were naked on her big bed, making love. I often fantasized about being in my beautiful mother's arms. She was awesome. She stood five feet seven inches and weighed in at one-hundred-and-f******n pounds.
Her face was gorgeous. She had big brown eyes and a small nose. She had beautiful hair, thick and luxurious, extending down to her waist. Her ruby lips were full and her complexion was smooth and creamy. I had seen the rest of her body, t
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1251  |  
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Made Love To My Neighbour Priya In The Rain


Hi I am Arjun from Varanasi. I am working as an analyst in a MNC in Kerala. I have been working here for last 2 years but I have not learned Malayalam yet, just know a little bit of it. Life was not so good here then this day has arrived. It was a normal day for me, I went to buy some eatables from a nearby small shop and I asked the shopkeeper in Hindi to give me some stuff. I saw a beautiful lady standing there having a hard time to make him understand in English to buy something. I again shouted in Hindi “Please give me my s... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 852  |  
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I just can't help it!

Eight years ago I married my hubby, the love of my life. Hubby was attentive, passionate and very romantic towards me. Things have been going well, but his work has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. I have always had a very active libido, after our wedding it wasn't uncommon for us to have sex five or six times a week. For the past year I am lucky to have sex two or three times a month. Hubby's workload is insane and I know when he gets home he simply doesn't have any energy left for me. It makes me wonder if he is more committed to me or his boss now. Of course, my libido still n... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7620  |  
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Craigslist Suprise

I was looking on craigslist one day for some stuff I needed around my ranch. I notice the section titled "casual encounters" and thought I would check it out. Now I am country boy,
about six foot seven tall, two hundred fifty pounds. I am told I look all cowboy. I have been married and divorced four times.
Looking at the ads I could not believe what these ladies had posted. Then I came across one that caught my eye. It said: couple looking for sperm donor-no strings attached. I had done this for my second wife's s****r. Her husband could not get her pregnant, so me and three other guys... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1547  |  
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friend's mom made me finger her ass hole

Hi Readers!! I am Rakesh, member of this group since 2005, 25 years old, Engineer by profession, whitish, average built, harmless flirt by nature, unmarried and a man with plenty of strange fantasies. I hope you must have got a fair idea about my profile. The incident (not story) I am going to narrate happened close to a month back. I am working at Chennai, staying with my friend Umesh.


Umesh is of my same age and I am like one of the f****y members in his f****y. He is the only one son of his parents; father (Mahesh Uncle) is a business man, running steel articles manufacturing unit
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2654  |  
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MY FIRST BJ

My first BJ also my first story, not very exciting but sure what the hell.

Was quite a few years back now, in the days when you stand outside the off license and ask people passing by to get your drink..
My friends and i (about 15 of us) heard about a bonfire party in the woods (deerpark for those from Dublin :D)
It was brilliant there was loads of people up there dozens of groups massive bonfire music blaring and plenty of babes My friends didnt seem to be enjoying themselves and decided to leave and head to McDonalds (how that seemed the better option i will never know).
Against all lo... Continue»
Posted by crawler20 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2622  |  
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SURRENDER, DOROTHY

"Dorothy! Dorothy!"
She could just hear Aunt Em calling her over the Scarecrow's heavy breathing in her ear as he was hunched down over her where was d****d over a bale of hay. His straw cock pumped quicker now.
"Hurry up, Aunt Em will find us!" cried Dorothy Gale.
The Scarecrow intensified his efforts and finally ejaculated a heavy load of corn milk onto Dorothy's ass and legs. He gasped for breath as he was a very old scarecrow now.
"You have to leave now," said Dorothy as she hitched up her jeans and tucked her work shirt down inside.
"Must I really leave?" he asked standing ... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1465  |  
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My Hippo Story

MY HIPPO SAGA: (the essence of this tale is indeed verifiable but also embellished with a smidgen of humour)
Being new to Fort Victoria, I heard there was good Bass Fishing in Lake Kyle with a word of warning for Hippo. With indelible recollection, I did not succumb to the imminent possibility of a REAL Hippo being resident where I was fishing so I continued unremittingly in my endeavours to seek the ‘lunker bass’.
I was just above knee deep in the water when I heard the distant snorting of a Hippo getting closer and closer. I didn’t really think it would come to me because it couldn’t hear... Continue»
Posted by sexysonofsam 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1225  |  
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THANK YOU, APHRODITE----A XENA AND GABRIELLE TALE

Xena awoke abruptly from a deep slumber, momentarily disoriented, but felt a sweet calm settle over her once she saw Gabrielle curled up on the opposite side of smoldering camp fire, stirring slightly but not awakening.
It was the blush of a new day and a pale, fragile light just barely illuminated the sky above. Xena stretched her long limbs and rose. She was not wholly comfortable sl**ping in the nude but her wardrobe was washed the previous afternoon and hung from the lower branches of a nearby tree, still damp. Its cleaning had gone long neglected until Gabrielle, riding down wind, shar... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 893  |  
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