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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4907  |  
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Chrissys proposal (sequel to nude beach dream)

I had to swallow hard when my dream came back to me with a flash. I stood at the door for a few seconds before I could compose myself and invite her in. This wasn’t the Chrissy I remembered. The Chrissy I remembered was a young girl that loved to come visit me and play with my two cats. Sometimes she would stop just outside the front garden on her little bicycle and watch the kittens. Yes, it was that long ago.

This was a different Chrissy. She was about 175 and it looked like her long blonde hair came down half of that. She was wearing a thin summer dress that reached just above her knees.... Continue»
Posted by MorePeter 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 300  |  
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Judy from Golds Gym

Judy from Gold's Gym (Part 1)

Hi all,
My name is Jake. I am 25 years old, and have never had any interest
in women that are "Grannies". They just never turned me on.
I actually engrossed myself in my work in materials management for a
manufacturing company, and never really had time for a long term
relationship. However, I met Judy while working out at my local Gold's
Gym, and she changed my thoughts on older women. This story is
about the relationship I had with her while I worked that job.
I worked down the street from this Gold's Gym that was pretty plain.
It seeme... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4514  |  
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My bro-in-law's second dip

As Indian’s do, after marriage, we all lived together as a f****y the first year, It’s so I got to know everyone at my in-laws. My both b*****r-in-laws and I became close friends and f****y. Few months after marriage I learnt from the older one that the younger one had a crush on me, which was cute I thought. As the years went on hubby and I moved out from his parents, the younger B*****r-in-law was growing up and his little crush on me either disappeared or maybe he just got better at hiding it. He was still sweet to me and on a few occasions I caught him stealing a glance here and there. But... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 8711  |  
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Miss Marvel vs Dr. Evil

Previously, on “The Amazing Miss Marvel”: After pursuing Dr. Evil around the Universe and defeating his goons trying to defuse his plan to destroy the fabric of reality, Miss Marvel uses the powers of her Tattoo of Knowledge to discover the Doctor’s secret lair and pays him a visit.

“Freeze, Dr. Evil! Your plan is over. Surrender or face the consequences!”. Stated Miss Marvel after entering the Doctor’s Lab.

“You are a fool, Miss Marvel! Don’t you understand I needed you to come to my lab so I can harvest your powers and feed my machine! You are the last piece of my plan!”. Said t... Continue»
Posted by erossade 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1269  |  
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2 Moms, 2 Sons, 1 Hot Night



Recently, I was reminiscing with my mother about "That Summer."

"What do you remember most?" I asked her.

"Only everything!" she replied.

"Yeah," I said. " It's hard to forget those things."

"As I recall," mom said with raised eyebrows, "those 'things' were 'hard' a lot!"

I get hard just thinking of that incredible summer; when I lost my virginity with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin.

When I was thirteen years-old, the summer after seventh grade, m
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3680  |  
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lingerie markting of wife with brother-in-law.



This is an incident that happened to me a few months back. I am Santhi Prakash, a 32-year-old married woman, mother of a 4 year daughter and I have been married for the last 6 years and I stay at Chennai. Basically I am commerce graduate and working as cashier in a private company. My husband is working as an admin personnel in a company at Bangalore, as he got transferred there about a year back.

Once in a month or so, he used to come home. Since my daughter is
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2375  |  
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No More Doubts for my Ma



My third year at the Engineering College was over, and my 4 friends with whom I shared a flat neat our college in Pune had packed their bags and left for their homes

I was still under the shock given by my girl friend Namratha, she had announced that her f****y had finalized her marriage plans and she is getting engaged during the vacation to some Kiran Sharma who belongs to some big business f****y. We had been very close, and I was hoping that we will eventual
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 343  |  
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SEX with my wife’s friend and her daughter


I was visiting them on my way to some other place. I decided to spend a day with them. Moreover Samir was away & she was alone with her daughter Rupa. After we entered the house & Rita went to make tea. Rupa was reading a book in one of the rooms & was wearing a black & white striped top [figure hugging] & matching skirt mid thigh level. [I like this dress a lot and she looks very pretty, beautiful, gorgeous and attractive in this dress – she knows this as I have told her this many times before & I think she was wearing this dr
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2090  |  
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Me and the Indian prostitute


when im not getting sex from girls i pick up, i have to pay for sex. i do this because i love sex and i have money. the type of prostitute i most like are indian prostitutes. here in the uk you have to look hard as its not the sort of thing that good indian girls do.


the first indian prostitute i had sex with was manisha. i walked into the whore house and out came this beautiful bitch with big tits. she told me her name and how much it would cost me. i paid her £50 (about Rs 4000) for 30 mins of her time.

she led me in
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 803  |  
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LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

I was 24 when I had my first job at a law firm it was what I had studied to do in the last 4 years,
I was really pleased to be able to work as a defense lawyer for the next few years it was always my intentions to one day have my own law firm,
While working in the office there was always opportunities to date some of the office girls in fact it was so easy for me to chat them up as a single man I was always told that I was very good looking young man,
Over the coming months I was promoted and was moved upstairs to the new department,
It was then I saw this lad... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 407  |  
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Life can be fun even if you are as clumsy as me


So we were a lot younger then, married just a year and into anything exiting, now were old and happy with one another but then ah well perhaps I had better tell you all about it!
Well she was a pretty little thing then, 5ft 10” of shapely nice round arse, magic tits the works, about 10 stone not a sexual big hitter but an enquiring mind, that spoke of things to come , or is that cum!
Her name is pat, she`s not 10 stone now nearer 20 I suspect, but it`s been fun this last 30 years and I ain`t the 12 stone bean-pole I was now either so who am I to complain.
I am tony by the way, 6ft 5i... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 881  |  
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Mother's Religious Affairs


My name is Teja people say I look a like the actress kavya madhavan and I am in quiet fair and slightly hairy on my hands and my stats are 34 30 36 ( during I was at my 20's). I am married with one k** and I was at my early 20s when this happen to me. Me and my hubby are happily married coupled after the first year of our marriage I gave birth to my son during that time we called up the local temple gurukal for our baby naming ceremony.

On that day I still remember it was around 11 am and the gurukal came to our house. He wa
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 741  |  
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Mom the Unwilling Slut



It was a shitty day. My attempts at finding a job were as pointless as vacuuming your lawn. I just wanted something that paid enough to get the fuck out of my parents house, and stop dating Rosie palm. As I turned onto my street I was glad to see my parents car wasn't in the driveway. I DVR'd one of my favorite movies last night. It was one of those B movies where the bimbos drop their tops every time they turn around. This one had a fairly decent plot, and I despe... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 307  |  
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Missing Mom Becomes a Prostitute





It happened when I was 13 yrs old, me and my mom are all alone,,, no relatives no one to support us. Mom used to search for employment and I used to help her out in all kinds of work. What I came to know when I became older was that my mom in her college days was a beauty and had so many guys around her trying for a chance to experience her body which was 37-26-38, 5’5’’ tall whitish complexion more she looks like vijayashanti in telugu movies. She fell in love
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 534  |  
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My Mom: The legal slut




You might say that I was a mistake; my parents were just 16 when I was born. Angered by the situation they did not receive much help from their parents, my grandparents. Considering the situation my dad did the best he could for being just a k**: He took any work he could find (mainly yard work for neighbors till he turned 18) to make money and wed my mother when they both turned 18. But my mother had plans for college and to make something of herself. Well this
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1555  |  
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Mom Seduced Son When He Came Home And Went To Take



This a real incident happened to me in last year. I am Naresh ( name changed ) I live in banglore with my parents. My mom name is vasundhara ( name changed ) she is around 40. When I was c***d my mom used to bath me regularlty but this habit was gone when I became adult.

One day I went for hair dress when I came come no one was there only me and mom where there. After entering home I started going towards bath room suddenly mom called my name and told that you w
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3286  |  
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Rubbing my teacher's pussy with my foot under

Back during school in my Senior Year (Year), I had parent-teacher interviews at my school. Anyways, I was there waiting for the student before me to finish up with my psychology teacher (Alias: Mrs. San) but as I was waiting, I looked over at her and she was wearing a nice and beautiful short red dress. As I was staring at her, I noticed her legs were spread open a bit so I looked and as I was looking, I didn't only just see the sexy as thighs, I saw her nice clean shaved brown pussy. I continuously stared at her pussy for about 2 and a half minutes straight.

When my mother and I were ther... Continue»
Posted by Brodie666 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 42601  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

How I got myself into this situation I do not know but I don’t want to stop.

Hi my name is Amy I’m married with two lovely boys one 6 and one 4,
I have been married for 15 years to a wonderful man and have a great marriage
Sex is so good and I love him so much I just wish he were at home more his job takes him away for weeks on end,

My only escape while he’s away is going out with the girls every week for a meal and then onto a club to dance the night away,
I’m very lucky, as my husband let’s me go out with the girls every week and encourages me to have a... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 7936  |  
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Marrying my own sister and mom



raja is my nick name. My mom, was very attractive, keeping herself fit, as this helped her business, people always like a business person who takes care of themselves, thinking their products would also be as well taken care of as themselves. After finishing my matriculation, at 18, i started helping out mom and mom was glad as she needed the help, my s****r was more content with her make-up and thinking about boys. She really did not care much about her studies a... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3581  |  
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