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MY UNEXPECTED SEX WITH MY NEW MAID

On that day, I was reading stories in iss in the morning and I listened sweeping sounds at the outside of my house. I was so horny by that time because of the stories effect. I understood that its my maid sweeping outside. I dont have any intentions on her upto then.As I read many maid stories, I wanna try my luck that day.

So, before she enter home I started acting as if am still sl**ping in my bedroom. My dick which is of 7 inches is in its 90° because of stories effect and can be seen through my shorts as there is no underwear inside. She came inside and started sweeping hall and then my... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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I Fear There's Nothing I Can Do....Yeah

Anyone who has ever received an emergency text, knows the feeling of being concerned that something bad has happened, especially if the text was as vague as this one. "Come ovr. @ home. Need ur help!" was all the message said.

The text was from Sally's friend, Julia, who also happens to be my wife's parents' other daughter. I was concerned, as I said before, so, I hopped into my car, and drove the eight-or-so blocks to Julia's apartment. When I got there, her front door was open. I closed and locked it carefully, so that whoever was in there would have a little more trouble getting out. It... Continue»
Posted by LickerLicense 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Friend's Wife

There are a couple of things you never expect to hear your friend say, "Would you be willing to fuck me wife" is probably at the top of the list. But that's exactly what my friend Brian asked me as we were walking down a fairway playing golf last week. My wife and I were back home for Thanksgiving and I was spending some much needed time away from the f****y when Brian dropped that bomb-shell on me. Brian and I have known each other for about 10 years, and the only contact I have ever had with his wife is when she answers their phone or a few minutes inside of their house when I was picking hi... Continue»
Posted by Mrbigdick2014 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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a post, a flash, and a friend. A story that was in


Inspired by actual events.

One night, I was meeting some friends in another town about 30 minutes north of me. I had some extra time on my hands, so I decided this would be a good opportunity to post something I’d be looking to try for a couple months, just needed the right time to do it.

I posted an online personal in a casual encounter site. All I wanted was to find a female willing to flash me, then we’d drive on. A quick, anonymous encounter. She’d tell me where to go, and what she was driving and I’d tell her when I’d be there. I posted my ad, and got on my way.

The first fe... Continue»
Posted by cvilleguy74 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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An Honest Lair ( w/ Jamaican dialect)

A thirty something year old woman should have enough confidence and life experience to not only be herself but know what she is about regardless of the heat lusting after her, which is exactly what I am. I am realistic when I find myself in any kind of relationship, men don’t tell their woman if and when they are giving bunn, so at times I might just end up doing my thing and know how things would be if the shoe was on the other foot like it is most times; fair is fair. Three years ago for about a year I was in a relationship with a nice guy, but like all relationship this one had its p... Continue»
Posted by jamaicanjizz 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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I and robby

When David and I moved from the city to far out in the country, his fears of me being alone on those nights he had to work late, or the times he had to travel began to make him feel uneasy about our decision to move. He tried to get me to agree to a purchase of a gun, and for me to take shooting lessons, but that was entirely out of the question. Still his fears lingered and he did convince me to allow him to get a dog for my protection.

The first place we checked out was the a****l shelter. I figured if we were going to get a dog, why not save one from being put to sl**p. David was quick t... Continue»
Posted by stif266 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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negitave 50 shades part one

The day I felt nothing wanted nothing. I looked upon craigslist found an ad that I thought would
fulfill my needs, my wants, ,my desires. It asked for a slave, one to fulfill his needs. I wrote

an email saying I am the slut you are looking for. We spoke we made plans to meet up, at whore

motel paid by the hour. I was told to pull in the garage, remove my cloths and crawl like a dog

up the satirs. Nervouse as all hell pulled in, saying what the hell removing my shirt pacing then

my pants and panties. putting on my collar putting on the things to bound my legs. Finally puting
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Posted by Chrissysummer69 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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Renee - The Fiery Rose

(This story about a man saving a girl's life and that girl repaying him seven years later after reconnecting with him.
Not: This is not a taboo story.)

It was seven years ago..

Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass bridge? No one except my dumb-ass would walk it!" It was also that same night I had my final fight wi... Continue»
Posted by epickdickingtime 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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European Woman's Pubic Hair Gliding Along my

Whether you've looked at my screen name or read my other posts, you know that I absolutely love a full bush. When I studied in Europe in the late-90's, I was no different. I remember in Switzerland meeting a 22 year old girl, Anya, at a club. She had a very cute face and a tall and curvy body. Shapely breasts with wide hips and a nice juicy ass to match. She was wearing a blouse with those sorts of sleeves that are more like fans or cut flaps so you can easily see her shoulders and underarms if you were looking. And I was looking. She had dark hair and through these fan sleeves (or whatever th... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Life imitating art - the 70's partial creampi

I previously blogged this on this site, but it wasn't long enough to allow for a 'story.' So I'm adding some funny dialogue that I found in my journal at the time of this awesome tryst, not present in the original blog entry. When I was in college in the md-late 1990's, I bought a vintage porn flick on DVD called Bel Amie (1976). It starred Harry Reems (of Deep Throat fame) and featured a very hot scene with Reems and a gorgeous African actress (whose role was a sort of Nubian Princess). She fucks Reems and it was obviously a genuinely good lay because it ends with her riding him, she pops of... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Photo Shoot In Tights

I had a phone call from my agency saying a customer wanted to book me for a glamour / topless photo shoot and he had booked me for an hour.
The pay was good and as it was a Sunday it wouldn’t interfere with my work, I told them I would do it and was given the details, I was to go to a engineering company the following Sunday at 2 pm.
It did appear to be a bit strange but I set off on my own with a bag of clothes, my boyfriend was playing football so could not drive me for once.
I turned up at the company on an industrial estate and rang the security door; a guy answered and showed me in.
... Continue»
Posted by 10PADDY10 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Cumming from just looking at a beautiful vagina

This may seem far-fetched, but I had the unique opportunity of putting a pet theory to the test. When I was a teenager and in college I often thought that given enough (or even a little) time I could ejaculate just by going down on a woman, assuming her vagina was attractive enough. And, let's face it, as a lifelong pussy lover, there have been very few vaginas that I didn't find aesthetically pleasing. Of course, invariably performing cunnilingus typically resulted in 69-ing, intercourse, or at least a token handjob. So the opportunity to test this theory was always (happily) interrupted ... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Friends: Dear Diary

Friends: Deleted Scenes - Dear Diary

"Now where did she hide those damn candlesticks?" Rachel asked herself.

Chandler was moving in with Monica, and that meant that Rachel was moving out. She was very happy for them, even though she and Monica had been passively fighting over a pair of candlesticks that each girl thought she owned. Rachel was alone in the apartment so she decided to do a little searching. She went into Monica's room and quietly began looking through some boxes in her closet.

Near the bottom of one box, she found a book. It had a small flimsy lock and the words across ... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Night club quickie with my best friend

To start off with, I better paint you all with a good mental image of this girl. Her name is Sarah, and she is a total babe. She was a short girl with long wavy brown hair, beautiful hazel eyes, and the pinkest little pink lips. Her body was incredible, such perfect silky smooth pale skin. She had such petite little breasts, a slim waist, and a booty of a Latino woman.

So it all started with Sarah breaking up with her boyfriend. I decided to take her out clubbing to take her mind off things. We have always been close, but always totally platonic. So I never could have imagined that night e... Continue»
Posted by AussieBob93 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Requirements (English, Japanese) (英語、日本語)

Being far apart from my girlfriend means that we usually leave Skype on constantly. If our ISPs charged us for gigabytes used, we'd be fucked... luckily that's not a problem. Part of being in a long distance relationship is finding ways to spend time together, and in this way, we make it work.

Being on mic and camera for long periods of time can lead to various levels of intimacy. This can be as innocent as a kiss or as naughty as both of us imagining that we're fucking each other until the two of us cum. Somewhere in between are the long hours we sl**p together with camera and mic runnin... Continue»
Posted by japanesesextoyguru 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Funny weed cunnilingus story

I have a funny, and frankly, hot, story from spring break 1996 when I went to Jamaica with my friends in college. There, I met a fellow spring breaker named Jamie who was a bit of a hippychick complete with cornrows (that she had done in Jamaica as many tourists are apt to do). Our evening consisted of an all-night toking and 69 session in her hotel room. The air was so dense with weed smoke that I really couldn't smell her otherwise musky pussy. However, I was kind of on the look-out because when I started taking off her panties to lick her pussy she actually said, "Umm, I just want to warn '... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Who Owned Me -1

My life changed on a Friday, just after I'd turned eighteen and recently moved into a new life. That's how I liked to think of it. After leaving the modest village where I'd grown up, I'd moved to the modest town where I'd be attending community college. I wanted to be a graphic artist or something, I wasn't really sure, but I liked art and I was kind of good at it anyway. So those were the kind of classes I took while I worked part-time at Sears, dressing mannequins and putting up decorations and displays, stuff like that.

It wasn't a bad job, even if it only paid for my rent and just enou... Continue»
Posted by stif266 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Who Owned Me-2

"Ohhhh ... Please!" I whimpered, spreading my thighs and putting myself at the dog's mercy.

I didn't know what to expect. If he would bite me or simply smell my raw, uncovered sex and satisfy his curiosity. Whatever he would do, I knew I couldn't stop him. I felt helpless. The entire episode had happened so quickly that I felt overwhelmed by it. Everything between opening the bathroom door for the dog and finally surrendering as I opened my legs seemed like a blur. It had only taken a few seconds, half a minute perhaps, and I found myself completely dominated by the a****l somehow.

There... Continue»
Posted by stif266 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Toy Run (Part 2)

After the surprise hummer from the Orange Julius girl. I entered the toy slinger on the upper level of the mall and decided to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible. I hit the doll aisle for the girl gift and didn't expect to see that there were so many options. I thought my "mother fucker" was spoken soft. but an employee came around the corner and said, "excuse me sir, there are c***dren present". I ignored them until they asked if they could help me. After mentioning that I was doing the "Toy's 4 Tots" thing, the clerk changed his entire attitude towards ... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Tarzan & Jane Kissogram

I got a phone call from my agency asking me if i wanted a kissogram job this coming Friday night, it was to be a double job with a guy and we were supposed to be Tarzan & Jane. I rang my boyfriend who told be to go for it so I rang them back to say I would do it.
I was working till 9 on Friday and we were booked at a local working men's club for 9.30 so they arranged for the guy that was to be Tarzan to pick me up from work and bring my costume.
Friday came and I left work and was collected by a really hunky guy in a nice car, , he told me he was Mark and that he was a model, he explained t... Continue»
Posted by 10PADDY10 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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