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Naughty Nicky II: Cousin Gabe Is A Gamer!

After being with Cousin Gabe, he didn’t have to come over again until the following weekend which gave me time to think about what I did with his dick at the creek. The look of enjoyment from what my mouth did for him, playing with his thick cock in my hands, the head of his stiff dick fit so well in my mouth. For whatever reason, I couldn’t get the memory of the way this new thing smelled to me, cum. I woke up on a Friday after a late night of video games & soda to a quiet house. It was going to be another hot afternoon, so nothing else to do but make a bowl of cereal & get ready for more v... Continue»
Posted by slave2lust 10 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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encounter with a horny indian maid full version



In my late teen with no one home a guy will do what hes ment to do watch porn in the living room.
I use to njoy my porn with a little sound but never realised that, it was being heard by someone.
that someone was my maid.
Sheena name changed ( mid 30s was lean with long hair, always energitic and loud while talking,always smiling,she had figure that would turn anyone on, dusky black beauty)
But i never noticed so much ,as i never thaught about her , until this incident happend and i observed Sheena close and verryyy close ....

So i was watching my porn
(on my vhs film was carless..... Continue»
Posted by mosama 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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You want me to do what?

'You want me to do what?'

These were the words that greeted my wife Helen as she arrived back in the bedroom on what had started out as a normal Saturday morning. She had gone down to make the coffee; no it's not something that's a 'wifey' job. I'm always up before her in the week so I make the coffee and bring it up for her. At the weekends I get a bit of an extra lie in and she makes it.

This morning however, just before hopping out of bed she had dropped the bombshell that she wanted me to 'model' at some sexy lingerie, girly night she would be attending that night.

For the few mi... Continue»
Posted by cockupforher 10 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The New United Nations and You

World Civics in the Twenty-Third Century- fifth ed.

Chapter 1: A Fresh Start

You and your classmates have grown up in an age of prosperity. The average world citizen can expect to live a long, happy life. Our leaders are honest and hard working, and our governments are good members of the world community. Large-scale v******e is a thing of the past. In fact, there have been no wars anywhere on Earth for over two-hundred years, but it might surprise you to learn that the world wasn't always so peaceful.

In ancient times, men fought like savages, stabbing each other with stone spears, a... Continue»
Posted by NaughtyBrat 10 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex with frnd mom in indian crowded bus


I was very excited when my friend told he was going to be my neighbor right opposite my house at Rupa Apartments. He and his mom were shifting from their old house. I was living with my grandparents and was bored on most weekends. Now I had a friend to talk to and play with. I am 27 and he is the same age, and expected his mom to be quite old. To my surprise, when I saw her first, I couldn't help but get a hard-on. She was in here late 30's. She was a petite lady clad in a sari, but behind the blouse I am sure were two wonderful set of boobs. To top it all, she had wonderful light skin. I wa... Continue»
Posted by akramlaskar 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My Biggest regret

My biggest regret.


My name Sally Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years named Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our best friends wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we have time to talk about our son when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done to me and as yet but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Befo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 7

Rob and Lesley's plans were disturbed when her mobile phone rang, flashing the word 'School'. The male voice telling a distraught Lesley that one of the boys had twisted his knee and needed to get it checked by a doctor. He suggested going to the Walk In Centre at the hospital, saying that better to go there in case it needed an X-ray. He told her not to worry..it was just a precaution.

Lesley pulled on her uniform, which was still lying on the bathroom floor and was looking crumpled and the worse for wear. She had no underwear to wear and never gave it a thought. She pulled her flat work... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 10 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!"
The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle.

"She'll get here soon, and when she does,
you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"
The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.

Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.

Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots
and with a purp... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Affair with a BBW

A Low Maintenance Affair with a BBW

Rylee always wore a baseball cap and this day was no exception. It was a standard part of his maintenance uniform and kept the sun out of his eyes as he traversed between buildings fixing everything from busted pipes to plaster dings. He was six feet tall, naturally tanned by his work outdoors, and had incredible green eyes the color of a pine tree in a rainstorm. Along with his baseball cap, he wore a tan polo shirt with the logo of the apartment building emblazoned on the left breast pocket, long Carhartt's workpants, sturdy steel capped boots, and a be... Continue»
Posted by gergawy 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - Cruel Science


This is a new series of short stories that I shall write.
The idea of doing short stories was helpfully inspired by a certain someone,
you know who you are! hehe

These stories are completely fictional, involving my fart fetish,
and are pretty dark at times,
so reader discretion is advised.

Enjoy :)

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Cruel Science

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dr Erica von Bloom, but I much prefer just being called Dr Bloom.
I'm a young smart and some mean people s... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Triangle Part 1

The Triangle Part 1
By Anonymous

Note: I am not the author. I discovered this story on an different site and felt it needed to be shared. The author never signed it, but the story held me spellbound until I read it all. I did some small editing with spelling and removed some redundancy in sentence structure but by no means did I change the story or the characters personalities. I hope you like it as much as I did.

The story begins;
It's funny that we had never really done anything sexy with each other. Moira had lived across the street from me most of my adolescent and young adult life... Continue»
Posted by theduck1930 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK 3

It had been nearly two months since I had sex with Andrew my now ex baby sitter and boy was I missing him well his cock that is,
The day he came and told me he was now leaving I managed to give him a blow job in the garage while my husband was in the garden with the k**’s I would have fucked him there and then if it wasn’t for the fact we might get caught,
Still he was happy and I had something off him to keep me going,
I can still feel and taste him cum today,

My husband has been at home for the last two months and so he has kept me topped up with sex don’t get me wrong he’s a great lo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake Part XVII - Summer Sun

“Daddy!” someone whined. “Wake uuuuup!”
Jake’s nostrils were filled with a familiar scent of strawberry bodywash. He inhaled deeply and smiled.
“I know you’re awake,” Petra complained.
“Shoosh,” Jake said, wrapping his arms around the girl who had woken him from his nap by straddling his lap. “sl**p time is now.”
Petra whined again, pushing her breasts in Jake’s face. He noticed that they were uncovered, and his eyes snapped open. “Petra, your mother-”
“She’s out,” Petra said, smiling down at him. “Cheryl picked her up for a girls’ night.”
Jake relaxed, kissing the soft skin ... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 11 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Under His Spell

Introduction:
A horny housewife finds herself unable to resist the advances of her daughter’s new boyfriend.
Under His Spell
by Pan

When I felt the hand of my daughter’s boyfriend on my ass, I didn’t say anything.

How would you have reacted? We’d been asking Georgia to invite her boyfriend around for weeks now—we didn’t know anything about him, except that the two of them seemed to be getting along. My husband and I had literally no idea what to expect—and yet, Ash still managed to surprise us.

He was eighteen, the same age as Georgia, but he held himself with the confidence of a m... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 11 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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His first time.

I would just like to point out I'm kinda bisexual but I kinda need a feminine edge normally, I like shemales and females the most if I'm honest. This however, was an opportunity I could not turn down. I've condensed sections of this in to separate days, so you get a sense of how long this has build up.

It all started when I began classes at my college, there was a younger guy just turned 18. He's NEVER admitted to being gay, I honestly think he just wanted to cum so bad he'd let anyone do it because he can't 'figure it out' I was amazed that in this day and age that a guy can't figur... Continue»
Posted by Luv4meLuv4u 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Test tube infidelity

<Funny story from the news>



A British man discovered his wife used her lover’s sperm to get pregnant at a Spanish clinic
A court ruling from the case is now raising questions about fertility treatment procedures

Six years after attending the birth of his son, and bringing him up as his own, a British man who shall be referred to as Mr X discovered that his ex-wife, Ms Y, had tricked him: the c***d was another man’s. It’s an old story, but with a new twist. The infidelity did not take place in a motel room, but inside a test tube.

The story dates back to 2004, when the wealthy cou... Continue»
Posted by aramislake 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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House Party with my wife

House Party with my wife

I am Anil , an engineer by qualification and profession in a reputed company. I had few sexual encounters during high school and college life. Two of them were co -students from neighborhood. I enjoyed with few call girls also.
I got married at age of 25 with a 22 year young attractive girl ,Divya. She was very fair, tall of 5’5” , well proportionate figure , at time of marriage her vital stats were 34 x22x32 but after two years of marriage her bust ,waist and hips increased to 36 x 24x 34. I was insisting for a baby but she wanted to wait for some time. After 2 ye... Continue»
Posted by esk119 11 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Jack Learns to Jerk Off

Introduction:
Hello, this is my first submission. It was a story idea that came to me one day. I almost came in my pants writing it and I hope you all enjoy cumming to it ;). I always found the thought of masturbating with a member of the opposite sex really hot, so here's my fiction. Everyone in this story is completely fictional and not based on real people. Leave your feedback here, I'd really appreciate it, and please tell me if you want a sequel! I made a few edits after posting.
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An ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 11 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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BI Strawbery Wine

I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 11 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 4

Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.

Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.

She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 11 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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