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I just had this great bus ride ... So did I!

As soon as I understood why there's a difference between boys and girls I felt I wanted to press my hard cock against a girl, or a woman.
I took every opportunity there was. Any queue was good for me, in school, waiting for the bus, whatever.
I tried to press my bulge against an ass, a hip or even a hand. Fully clothed, of course, but I had a some great teenage cum-in-my-pants experiences, mainly in crowded buses.
As I left my teens this urge of mine became more like an obsession. I seldom took the quick way back home after work, I usually picked the most crowded bus, just to make sure I ... Continue»
Posted by trevor54a 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 282  |  
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Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way

Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way
This is the second story that I’ve written for the “X” and I hope you all like it as much as the first one. Again, I attest that this is a true story, so help me, and I am not making this up. It happened a while ago before we became full time swingers, and were just finding our way into this wonderful lifestyle.
Joanie and I had talked many times about taking our sex life to the next level. This time Joanie actually produced the stones to do something about it. She always was the one that pushed the sex farther each time we moved it forward. I’m talking... Continue»
Posted by Illuvembig 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4085  |  
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Michelle's Big surprise

My Surprise Encounter
This story is fiction and did not really happen and was only a dream

Hello My name is Michelle I live in upstate New York.
I am a 42 year old Female and ,I am Bi-Sexual which means to some of you that don't know that means I like Women and Men. I am 5'9 160 brown hair and brown eyes with 40 DD breasts. I am half Dominican and half Irish.
Well any way here is what happened in My dream last night.
I started out like any other night seriously boring. So I talked My boyfriend Mark into going out to eat At My favori
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Posted by dirtylatina4u 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1749  |  
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My Story (My Husband'S Corrections)

My Story (My Husband's Corrections)
It was a Friday night, my husband Joe and I were taken into Club 20.
I had a good feeling, and was reasonably relaxed, although there were many men who looked at me.
First we stood at the bar and got a cup of coffee. We talked a little with a high, slightly bald guy in the fortieth, Jens. We had seen him on a previous visit, on a couple evening, with his wife.
Soon after, we went into the film room, which was dark and only the film lit up a bit.
There was room on one of the front sofas where Jens already sat, and I sat down in the middle between him an... Continue»
Posted by joemidnight53 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur, Hardcore  |  Views: 2538  |  
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First Blow Slightly coincidental.

First Blow
Slightly coincidental.
A little bit of background information.
We had come in the club for a few years. It was a place where you could come, sit and relax, be with your partner, or be with other people. Usually there was access for all, all adults that is, but they had try to make one evening a month just for couples, male/female, sunday night.


Angel, my wife, was dressed in a shiny black dress with a discreet red white pattern.
Under she had black corset, black stockings, garter Belt and lace panties and short stiletto boots.

We arrived at the club in the belief that i... Continue»
Posted by joemidnight53 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 760  |  
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strap on fun and more

He was very handsome and very curious to certain sexual acts. He had been longing for a woman to take him anally, he spent most of his masturbating thinking of his dream woman all in black leather, thigh high boots, and she place’s his collar around his neck leading him into her private room with all of her toys for pleasure with the attached leash. She smiled at him seeing he was nervous being with her, his eyes widened when she picked up her flogger and began strapping her hand.

“I think you have been a very naughty boy.” She told him in an almost eerie whisper.

“Yes Mistress, I have ... Continue»
Posted by JOHNFINASMITH 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 479

I'm fucking Santa Claus

It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus.

Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”

Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”

Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to slide down and he grabbed her, trying to cop a feel.”

Girl 2: “Gross!”

Girl 1: “And ... Continue»
Posted by 247hornyboi 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5789  |  
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Thomas's painful disorder

My step-son, Thomas, was recently diagnosed
with a hormonal imbalance problem that caused him to
have painful erections. He was ashamed to mention his
discomfort to anyone but finally confided in his mother
what was happening to him. He said that he would get
hard for days and it became painful.

His mother (my wife, Glena) finally took him to the
doctor and gave him a prescription to help
alleviate the pain, but that did not do much to suppress his
raging erections. He also mentioned to Glenda after the
examination, that Thomas had an unusually large penis
for his age, ... Continue»
Posted by griffen1 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 6481  |  
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My wifes new job

Angela got ready for her first day of work at the LE
GIRLS agency in downtown Manhattan. She felt anxious
but mostly disgusted with having to get the job. It was
only because of her husband that she got it to begin
with. He had lost another job and now hung around the
house in his underwear looking shabby and mostly
pathetic. Life had been very difficult most times with
him but now they were near impossible. Even their sex
life suffered. Where once they had sex every night, now
they barely had it once a month.

She looked at herself in the mirror. Not too bad she
thought... Continue»
Posted by griffen1 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1516  |  
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He Got Used and Didn't Mind. (Part 1)

I am getting back into the habit of writing stories. As I have done in the past physical features of characters are left to the imagionation. Please comment on this if you like to let me know when I need to write part 2.

Dave met Jesse online and they kicked it off well due to things they have in common. Since they lived in the same city they decided to meet in person at Jesse's place. Dave had been working side jobs and told his wife Lucy that his new friend Jesse wanted to talk out some jobs he may have available, and off he went.

Once there a conversation took place about common inte... Continue»
Posted by mrman1982 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur, Shemales  |  Views: 1966  |  
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me nd my mom

Hai frnds i am suresh. Age 15. I am a studant. Ithu 2011 varudathil nadantha unmai kathai. My f****y dad, mom and me. En appa contractions manager. Amma janaki age 36. 5' tall. Size 34 32 38. Nala sivapu niram. Amma Ladies club member. Appa companyki unmaia work panraru. So epavum busy. Engalidam ore oru car than irunthathu. Athai appa use seithar. Appa epothum vetileye irukamatar. Mor 8am ponal nt 11pm than vetirku varuvar. Athanal ammavirku velie poga siramaka irunthathu. Athanal appa puthithaka car onru vankinar. Ammavirku car ota theriathathal driver oruvarai velaiki serthar. Avar peyar ra... Continue»
Posted by basuajay 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 801  |  
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Alicia's first lesson in deprivation play

“What do you mean by sensory play? I am not into anything rough, you are right about that. But I think you are talking about something else.” The beautiful young lady opened the door for me to go through and open her eyes to a whole different way of looking at sex. Two drinks later, we each entered the date and time for her education to begin on our smart phones and went our separate ways.

I arrived at the motel, paid for the room and went to the car and got my bags and headed up to the room to get started. I texted Alicia the room number and gave her directions. I then began unloading... Continue»
Posted by imornery81 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 120  |  
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Relaxation 2

I woke up slowly. My first clear thought was that I must have slept for an entire week. All of my tension seemed to be gone, and my body had the languid heaviness of total relaxation. My mind felt surprisingly clear of worry.

Next came the realization that I was not alone in the bed. Someone's arm was d****d across my bare back, and my own arm was wrapped comfortably around the naked waist of that someone. Our legs seemed to be intertwined under the sheet. My cheek was cushioned on something warm and soft. I opened her eyes, more curious than alarmed.

Jenny! My eyes snapped shut again. F... Continue»
Posted by Irish-Sally 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 839  |  
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My first Woman in Bed, my Neighbour



This is my story of my first intimate relation with neighbour aunty a the age of 18 when i was doing my graduation in Vizag.Her name is kala. she had one small k**, the women in the above pic is kala only. that was clicked when our families went to agra together.she is fair and young but her age is 30.Though i call her aunt,she doesn’t look like that but looks like a hot 25 years lady because of her well maintained physic.Yes i can tell her physic as 34-24-34 isn’t that sexy enough for a 30 year old lady who is always d****d in ... Continue»
Posted by shankar07 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3834  |  
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Episode 33 - Truth or Dare

9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.

Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3420  |  
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Grinding my teeth to a Sex technique

When I was a c***d I was told more than one time to stop grinding my teeth. One day,

while I lay in bed as a boy, grinding my teeth thoughtlessly! I loved the way it made my teeth just vibrate, and the shaking

that went through my gums, but then that scrilling voice came, from my parents room," Stop Grinding your god-dam- teeth, or

pitch a tent in the yard, and sl**p in it, I am trying to sl**p!" I had been yelled at for the last time over this kind creepy

hobby of mine! So, I started re channeling the energy to nibbling the end of my... Continue»
Posted by lotsoflots 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 774  |  
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me and wife never knew my mate was bisexual

me and ann had been married at the age of 18 and where now both 32 and we had experimented and loved to set up scenarios with people we knew and had fantasised off fucking
this night we had been clubbing and invited two couples and a girl we knew back to ours outside i met an old workmate and his mate and he asked if they could come back ann said yes wispering to me my mate allan was sexy even though he was about fifty i told her he had been to a swingers club liz fell out with john and he vanished as liz said he was probably away with some tart as i said to her never as she was so sexy she ... Continue»
Posted by hornyashell07 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Hardcore  |  Views: 3067  |  
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I Am A Boy Why Cant I Wear Dresses Like My s****r

Watching My s****r With Her Boyfriend In The Livingroom...
When I was young around 8 or so. I began to notice the difference between me and my four older s****rs. They all have wonderful cloths, I had dull drab cloths. I had come across a "Sears Catalog" and hid behind a chair in the living room. As I was just engrossed in all the fine women's under things and wonderful dresses, my next oldest s****r (4 years older) looked over the chair top! I didn't see for sometime until she made a noise. I looked up and she had a look of wonderment. She asked "Just what are you up to there, mister?" I kn... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 941  |  
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WHEN THE MOSQUITOES BITE!

Fucking around can be hard especially when your doing it on the DOWN-LOW. Meeting guys can be tricky and especially finding places to fuck! Last summer is a prime example.

As you know from those that have read my stories before prior to growing up in Australia I now live in a smallish country town. Now meeting guys can be a challenge. For one thing it can be a small issue of meeting someone at work or in a social environment and hopefully you get the signals right. Thank god for the modern technology or chat rooms etc and the forums like Squirt and the others, or our gooses would be cooked.... Continue»
Posted by drumhellian 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1565  |  
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Boy Takes Cousin's Virginity


Cousins are thrown together during a f****y visit and find ways to keep entertained, (mf-teens, youths, inc, 1st, mast, oral, anal)

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It all started a few years back when my parents said we were going to North Carolina to visit relatives for the holidays. Well I was intrigued and was sort of happy all the same time.

After the long ride there we, finally, arrived. We went in and said our hi's, and gave our hugs and stuff like that, the usual f****y greeting. When out of the corner of my eye I noticed and sweet young girl standing on the other side of the room. She was about the sam... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4929  |  
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