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One of Mike's dreams . . .

I stood at the front gate and took a deep breath . . . I checked, yes it was the right address, so I tugged my jacket, checked that I looked neat and tidy and walked up to the door, tentatively knocked and waited. It slowly opened . . .

"Why hello, do come in" she sullenly said through rich pouting lips.

I licked my lips and followed, noticing that she was wearing a very tight strapless top which left very little to anyone's imagination, below her bare midriff was an extremely short black skirt, so short I could just see the curve of her tight bottom where it met the top of her legs ea... Continue»
Posted by lifesfai 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1453  |  
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Dora`s bill

Dora`s bill
Let me introduce myself, the names Lenny, 6ft of unkept, red headed, slim, tired, unemployed, sex mad 30 year old , who`s wife is the delectable Dora, a 5ft 10, 36D 24 37, 25 year old blonde who has just returned to me after some days of intense adventure.
It all started at the library, as I said a month ago, I was keeping a low profile from the good lady having squandered her holiday fund on a certainty that obviously with hindsight was not... and the library seemed to be the best place it being warm and the last place on earth the wife would look for me. Anyway another of t... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 5 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1523  |  
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passion towards mom part

Before starting the story, let me introduce my f****y and I am Anand, 21 years and doing my MBA from a reputed college in Delhi and also helping my Mom in her business. My Mom Vibha is 42 now her Fig is 36 30 38. She is fair in colour and 5 feet 4 inches in height. My Father Ashok Jaiswal died in 2008 due to high Diabetes and he left his business for us

And a good amount of money but his death was a shock for us and also my mom was not capable of handling business at that time. So after his death we faced lot of troubles and during this time and I came very close to my Mom and there were t... Continue»
Posted by vijayhot18 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 678  |  
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Rinku - The Party



Mohit’s (my husband) eyes almost popped out of their sockets as I stepped out from the bedroom.
I was wearing a white bikini top blouse & a shimmering silvery transparent sari which I had worn as low as possible. I had tied up my silky brown hair in a loose top knot leaving my fair smooth back bare naked except for the thin white string which held in place the two small patches of white fabric on my boobs.
He glared at me without a word.
“What’s wrong darling?” I s
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 230

Setting Up of Wifes



I married priya when she was 23. Now at the age of 37 with 14 years of marriage behind us and two k**s added to our f****y, I was getting bored with my sex life.

Most of the times, I now come home late after about 10 p.m, As soon as the office timings are over, I try to find some friend to talk to and we keep chatting or go over for beers and return home late. Most of the times I used to call vinod at 5 pm and fix up a meeting with him at some bar or hotel. We used
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 206  |  
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Enjoyed by thieves



Hello everyone I would be never be able to forget the most nerve wrecking night of my life I am girl from Mumbai my name is Sanjana I am working with an IT company staying all alone in my office accomodation. I like seducing men because I am incredibly sexy with a milky white body like 36b – 32 – 38 figure fleshy and tight pussy . I have got a very seducing eyes , long hairs, gorgeous lips I have coloured my hairs red , and always keep body clean , non hairy and smell ... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 402  |  
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MY WIFE LOVES TO TEASE

MY WIFE LOVES TO TEASE

Hi my names Tom and my wife’s name is Amanda we have been married for 6 year’s,
We both decided on not having any c***dren as we both have very good jobs plus my wife always said that she never wanted to ruin her figure by having k**s,
So we decided that we would have the very best things in life together nice car’s a big house and plenty of holidays,

My wife has always been a tease when around other men she has to work and socialize with them so it’s inevitable that she will get hit on by other men from time to time,

As for myself I work in the city as a inve... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1513  |  
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GOOD HEAD GONE BAD

I'd like to keep this short and sweet, but that won't happen because I'm a little bitter lol

So here's some background I love head, but most guys are selfish so they don't give good head. I get super wet, most guys can't stand the gallons of juice I make. I gets too messy and there really is no cleaning me up, because the more you lick me, the wetter I get lol As much as dudes claim they wanna drown in my juices, they're all talk smh & If it isn't my juices stopping them from diving in face first, its my clit or elongated labia....My pussy isn't for everyone, I know, but damn wtf do I have ... Continue»
Posted by wetwet1769 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1308  |  
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Aunty Seduced Me In Train

Here I am to narrate an incidence, which happen to me when I was 19 years old. I am 33 now and this was with my aunt. She was kind of loose character and my mum did not like her a bit. Her name was arpita aunty (name changed). She was a f****y friend and wife to my dad’s best friend Jai uncle.

Arpita aunty was fair and tall almost 5.6”, which in our community is excellent height. Arpita aunty was not fat or lean; she was ok especially with 2 k**s and age of 39 at that time. She had curly hair and looked updated but the moment she opened her mouth, the image of modern women fell apart.

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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 411  |  
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sex story patr II (sonnnyla) for me

‘Hold your hand out!’ i exclaim, doing so i then lick your fingers... ‘Mmmm, tastes good’. Within seconds we are back to being fully aroused. Forgetting where we left off i turn you over so you are laid with your front on the bed. I kiss your bum cheeks and then tease around your rim for a while. I then kneel on the bed, pull your legs over my shoulders so your pussy is in my face, below my mouth and so you are facing down above my cock. Without hesitation you put your warm mouth over my cock, moving quickly up and down. I then put my tongue inside your vagina. I move in so deep and close that... Continue»
Posted by JessicaBrown 6 months ago  |  Categories: Voyeur, Sex Humor, Fetish  |  Views: 332  |  
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sex story patr I (sonnnyla) for me

You receive an email. 'I will drive the van, meet me under the lampost down at **** stree, 10:45pm'.. where your hottest outfit, and sexiest underwear
(next day) . Drivings tough, the fog thick everywhere, from the van I see what appears to be a high end e****t in a red overcoat, the light from the lampost shines down upon her. Her hair is glistening. locks flowing, lips so juicy, Her nipples appear to be erect under the lights gaze.I pull over ... 'get in the back'.
The van door closes and remains the same for 30 mins. It stops, arriving at what appears to be a lush hotel. 'Ladies first',... Continue»
Posted by JessicaBrown 6 months ago  |  Categories: Voyeur, Sex Humor, Fetish  |  Views: 705  |  
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Harley Quinn and Batgirl

Batgirl was out in gotham it had been a long night and she was ready to head home as nothing much was going on. Just then something caught her eye a shadow in the next street.

She moved stealthy over and knelt down peering around the corner, she saw harley quinn trying to break in to the back of a jewelers store, batgirl sighed thinking she was in the mood for this but moved round the corner sneaking up behind harley.

"need a hand there harley" batgirl said, harley jumped around "no im ok thank's" she said with a cheeky smile, "oh cut that out right now I don't have time for this im taki... Continue»
Posted by michaelalwayshorny 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 392  |  
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The Stepmother

I loved this story and wanted to share it, the writer is "horrorotica" here is a link to the main story: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-stepmother

As eighteen-year-old Dale Barrett travelled home by train, he felt excited about seeing his stepmom for the first time since spring break. Nervous energy made his heartbeat fast, his stomach feel funny, and his fingers tingle. The reason he felt so nervous about coming home is that his stepmother had told him that she knew about his little secret.

She seemed keen to talk about it with him at the time, but only if he wanted too, of course. Dal... Continue»
Posted by nancyboi 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5540  |  
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GETTIN' FRAMED & BLACK MAL.,BLACK MAL OTH

Wildest fantasy dream ever....
Two really hot babes with sexy long black and brown hair and another sexy babewith silky blonde hair and clear blue eyes!
They are all for me,myself,& I to watch as long as I want too and join in every now and then...:)
Babe with black hair is ****FLOWER GIRL****
Babe with brown hair is ***TAMMY***
Babe with blonde hair is****BABY GIRL****

I could not believe my eyes because in my dream ****BABY GIRL**** is a pure lesbian she told thee other's she cannot believe how men are fuck all...so i dressed up like a older woman and my best freind (woman) helped me... Continue»
Posted by sticklickem 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 214  |  
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Me and my Cougar, "RUSTY"

Me and my Cougar, “RUSTY”


I’d always wanted to have sex with an Older woman….and then it happened last week on a Friday.
I was walking home from school, taking a familiar route, down some back alleys towards my home – and there she was, walking towards me.
A 45 yrs old woman – Blonde, with full-yet-saggy breasts and hard, ¾ inch Nipples showing through her shirt . Bra-less.

It was weird because it was like, “Lust-at-first-sight” or something. We walked towards each other. We locked eyes. And we ... Continue»
Posted by markfayer 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3296  |  
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Mother-In-Law – My Sex Slave



i going to share my sex experience with my sex bomb mother in law. Her name is surna reka. Her body stat is 38-36-40. You can imagine how big boobs ,she is not fat but her boobs are awesome and she is 5.5 feet tall fair complexion. Since from my marriage i had an eye on my mil. We used to stay very closer to mil home and their f****y consist of my mil, fil and my wife. On every weekly off myself and my wife used to go their home and spend time with them.

She
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1487  |  
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She Got to be a Cake

"I'd love to french kiss you," she said.

"Oh?" he teased.

She replied insistingly, " I'm going to French kiss you, put my lips on yours, part my lips, then push my tongue through my lips and into your mouth, swish it around in a little mating dance to attract the attention of your tongue, and then do the most French of all kisses."

"I can do the Belgian kiss, which is similar because they speak French there, and at the end we spit out a waffle. Also, it might take a little more to seduce my tongue then you might think. You know, I served as a Lieutenant in the Merchant Marines, and... Continue»
Posted by palbatross 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 661  |  
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Being a Dad.

I was a very shy adult, my cock was unused apart from the very rare wank when I would dream of fucking a black lady called Elsie.
She lived 2 houses away from my house, she was probably in her 40's, her husband had fucked off years ago, he was your typical nigger, smoked Ganga, didn't wash much, didn't know the meaning of work, basically he was a black twat.

Elsie lived on her own, she never had k**s but she was a hard working woman and clever. She had a masters degree in biology and taught at the local tech college. She is a tall lady maybe 6 ft 2ins, she is as black as you can get but wo... Continue»
Posted by Arryboy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3621  |  
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Disgraceful soft sex with my cousin

This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
Posted by spoiled_boy 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3622  |  
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Dirty Japanese SLANG

Dirty Japanese

__BASICS / MISCELLANEOUS

Etchi.
Gross.


Chikan.
Pervert / m*****or.


Unko.
Unchi.
Kuso.
Shit.


Unching style.
Squatting, as in taking a shit.


Noguso.
Field shit, squatting position.


Shonben.
Piss.


Tachi shon.
Take a leak (standing).


Oshikko.
Urination.


Shishi.
Take a pee.


Eroi.
Obscene.


Tsureshon.
Cross pissing; two guys go to the bathroom together.


Tachishon shiteru.
Take a piss / Take a whiz.


Gehin.
Low class / V... Continue»
Posted by LeeHann 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 665  |  
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