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My first time being tied down with my gf Robyn

It was 7pm and I just got home from another overnight shift. I flop down on my couch and then in walks my beautiful gf Robyn. Shes in her black 6' heels and she looks sooo busty with her 32E tits. She tells me she wants make me relax. We then go to the basement where she has the bed frame with ropes and handcuffs laying on a pillow. She tells me to lay down and relax. I lay down and then hear the sound of handcuffs closing around my writsts. Then feel ropes being tied around my wrists and ankles. Last the takes a belt and ties it around my torso so I can only move my head. She then takes a kni... Continue»
Posted by andreu20 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 469  |  
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Remember when (cousin story)

During a party last week, I had a chance to catch up with one of my younger cousins. We used to be so close but with everyone going their own separate ways, we all kind of grew apart. She was the closest in age with me and we were pretty close since we liked messing with our much younger cousins.

We talked about the games we used to play and how much fun it was back in those days. With everyone hanging out in the living room, I asked my cousin if she wanted to go to my room (in the basement) and have a drink with me. I went first and turn the tv on and got a couple of beers from the fridge.... Continue»
Posted by dirtyauthor 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 7810  |  
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Penelopes FUCKing Birthday

Note: This story i have made to a sexy lady on mfc that goes by the username stackednslim which you can also find her on twitter and this is a story i made for her 43rd birthday last month

hope you guys will comment about it

It has been a couple of months in the planning for me and penelope to finally meet up and fuck each others brains out. I'm sitting on a train right now heading to Los Angeles to finally meet up and fuck each others brains out plus i plan on doing some very nasty stuff to her. While I'm on the train i see that its about time for her show on mfc and i lo... Continue»
Posted by alaskaxxx 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1314  |  
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Story of my Life: My Best Friend

This is the final story in the Story of my Life trilogy. As such I repeat once more: all the names (except my own) have been changed. Otherwise this story is as true as possible.
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Three years after loosing my virginity, i had sex with a girl for the first time. This is the story of the experience. That was the first time I realized that I liked girls, not guys.

I was f******n at the time. My breasts were still tiny but other than that, people said I was a gorgeous person. I had a thin, athletic build. My hair had grown out and reached halfway do... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2088  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover (fiction)

I first met Jenny when we were k**s playing in the neighborhood. She was one of those tomboy types of girls, always climbing trees, running, and going fishing just like one of the guys. Us guys would laugh sometimes, but the truth was Jenny could run as fast and climb without difficulty as good as us boys could, sometimes faster if old man Farnsworth’s bull caught wind of us slipping through his posted property and charged.

Time passed, and Jenny filled out nicely, her tiny boobs enter her pre-puberty stage small but she blossomed into a fully figured teenager by the time she g... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2621  |  
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Story of my Life: My Sister and I

This story and all the stories that follow are true, but the names of most of the people (except my own) have changed. Everything else is as true as I can remember it.
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My name is Vanessa Abigail Genai. This is a story of the first time I ever started masturbating.

At the time I was only nine years old. I had not yet begun puberty so I was still flat and hairless. Those who knew me, always said I was beautiful, even back then. I had long blonde hair that reached to my shoulders. I always kept it loose and flowing. I had bright blue eyes. I had s... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1147  |  
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Story of my Life: My Brother's Friend Brandon

This is a continuation of My s****r and I, my previous story. Once again, the names, (except my own), have all been changed. Otherwise these events are as true as I remember them.
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In the last story, I told of my first time masturbating. For two years that was the only form of sexual experience I would have. But when I was eleven, that changed. That was when I lost my virginity.

At this time, I was eleven years old. I had just started puberty the year before and the first change was I started growing pubic hair. By the time I was eleven, there w... Continue»
Posted by v-a-gina 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1762  |  
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First BBC Story!

First Black Man's BBC, A True Story


Hi Mistress!

i thought i’d write to you because You might like to hear my news. i’ve been Your servant for a long time. Thank You Mistress for making me the sissy bitch i am and allowing me to serve You and Black Men.

Over time i’ve become ever more conditioned by your videos to submit to my sissy desires – and especially aroused by Big Black Cock!

i’ve missed sucking Your Cock and taking Your cum, which i adore, of course, but it has left me craving a good hard fucking to really satisfy my slut desires.

Watching BBC clips on Your site to
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Posted by kuk4yoo 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1178  |  
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Max's monster cock in his tiny sibling

This is Max



No one in school knows about his monster cock and him being so skinny he wasn't so popular in school. At eighteen he is still a virgin and really wants to have sex. He is worried about girls not being able to take him and not want to have sex with him.

Max has a little sibling called Alyssa, at fifteen she has slept with a few people, she always has a huge line of guys wanting her. This is what she looks like.
[image]http://31.media.tumblr.com/2c1bf... Continue»
Posted by alwayshornyplymouth 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 12315  |  
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A Star Is Born--Naked

My dream was finally coming true, only now it seemed more like a nightmare.

For years I labored trying to get a break in the theater. I worked dinner theater, summer stock in godforsaken places, small community theatres and even off-off-off Broadway. I eked out a living doing the usual waitressing and temp jobs. Sharing a rat-hole apartment in New York with three other struggling actors, I was the guest at more pity-on-me dinner parties than I could count. My small circle of friends tried to make sure I wouldn't starve. One thing helped me maintain my sanity—my ability to talk with my best... Continue»
Posted by kap007 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1323  |  
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Neighborly Love Spell

How would you like to be dating a pretty girl, only to end up in a threesome with your girlfriend and her mother? (F/mf-teens, ped, bi, inc, oral, anal, threesome)

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Jason just sat in his room that day fantasizing about what had just happened in the last few days. Jason was a young 13 year old boy. He was growing quite well. His body was becoming stronger and his muscles more noticeable. He had been depressed in the past few weeks. He had just watched his first porno movie and something disturbed him. He saw monster 12 inch cocks on his TV screen and compared them to his dick. His cock... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3332  |  
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Spring Break At Home

Please comment on this story. It’s my first one and I would like to write more about the things that I’ve done and improve on how to write. Thanks for reading my fellow perverts!

In my fam I’m the youngest of 5, 2 guys & 3 girls. Daddy was always out of town working, mama was usually with friends playing bingo, or some other mom bullshit. I’m pretty sure she was cheating with someone because we all knew daddy was fucking around. He was previously married with several k**s, plus 2 other k**s from flings that we found out about years later. He was pretty easy going with my bros, but us girls... Continue»
Posted by tx69d33 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2365  |  
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Losing My Shirt

Summary: A bored young man, home from college, plays a game of
strip poker with his tipsy sixteen year old s****r and three of
her tipsy friends.

LOSING MY SHIRT

I had just lost my shirt to a bunch of teenage girls. Literally.

"Hand it over, buddy!" Jenna laughed.

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I had only been home from school for five days. My sophomore year
at college had just ended, and I was back home, taking a break
before starting my summer job as an intern/gofer in a law office
downtown. One of the partners was a friend of my stepfather.

The school I went to finished up about a week e... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3444  |  
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Private Party

A couple sneak upstairs during a party.

“Hi James,” you say cheerily when you find me sitting alone on the middle landing of the stairs.

“Hi Megan,” I answer from where I sit leaning against the wall. “Get too noisy for you in there as well?”

“Yeah,” you reply, glancing back downstairs to where the noise of the party echoes from. “Mind if I join you?”

“Not at all.”

I start to move aside, to make room for you to sit beside me, but you say “It’s okay, I’ll just sit in here,” and lower yourself to sit between my legs with your back leaning against my chest.

I put my arms around ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 541  |  
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Bernadette

Years ago I loved chat on Yahoo Messenger. I had a group of friends I would chat with from time to time...it was always filthy. One of my favorites was Bernadette. She and her husband Mario had been married for fifteen years.

She lived one state away from me and we would chat about her fantasy. Me fucking her while her husband watched. Eventually we moved onto phone sex. She always got super excited hearing my voice as I told her what I wanted to do with her. She almost never spoke during those phone calls. Her moans and screams were enough though. Eventually I hard a low voice tell... Continue»
Posted by peterpierre47 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 590  |  
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How I Became an Ivy League Whore

How I Became an Ivy League Whore [Chapters 1-5]

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I guess my journey into debauchery began like many others: from desperation.

Deep down, I had always known I was a very attractive young girl, but I guess I hid it behind textbooks and nerdy big-framed glasses, sacrificing a normal teen experience in order to trudge through academics and secure an acceptance in one of the nation's most esteemed universities. I didn't mind being the pretty, petite bookworm seeing that I was an only chìld to a single parent who couldn't afford to buy groceries every week let alone a coll... Continue»
Posted by cornball 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1812  |  
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Husband SOLD my ASS and PUSSY


My husband I were almost broke and really had no place to stay! We had been working for this company that rehabed houses, etc., but they ran out of work after a few weeks and we didn't know what to do.
We were in a strange town, had no friends and were running out of money really fast and the crappy motel we were staying in was about ready to kick us out.

I was a really good looking girl according to everyone who saw me and I did have some really hot long legs, a nice tight ass and I had some tits that lots of guys had always said were nice, big and firm. My hubby and I had been marri
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Posted by TampaHouseWives 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 140

My Sweet Jenny

(MMF, wife, cuck)


Stephen Keating has been living in the erotic fantasyland
of his pretty wife, Jenny, making love to another man.
Eventually he bridges fantasyland and reality and gently
supports the woman he so dearly loves in joining him on
this very erotic journey. Stephen surrenders to his own
delicious, yielding feminization as he helps Jenny follow
her passion into debauchery, opening wide her body to the
a****l sexuality of other men. A true account of Jenny
and Stephen.

This is the first of a series that will be submitted if
enjoyed.

After writing a fanta... Continue»
Posted by CreemLicker 5 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 156  |  
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Camp Out

f****y camping, i****t, partner swapping and all that kind of stuff, just loads and load and loads of fun. (MFmf-teens, bi, f****y, ped, inc)

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Jessica and I were discussing our plans for the summer, in bed, in early June. She was laying on top of the covers, with her football jersey-sl**per shoved up, caressing her pussy. Jessica was in great shape, better than when we were first married, when she had no tits at all. She reached over and fondled my cock. I had Jockey shorts on.

"We can fool around on one condition," my wife said.

"I know," I replied. I pulled off my Jockeys an... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8689  |  
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My date with teen cousins -TRUE STORY-

My latest stories have been completely fictitious and imaginary, so i decided to write a true story after a long break..

It was a boring, drizzly autumn day with virtually nothing to do outside and all my friends were busy with something; school, work, f****y visits, too many excuses.. I decided to take a refreshing warm shower but water hitting my smooth, tender skin got me so aroused, i could feel my nipples getting erect and hard, i started to touch my breasts and caress my rosebud tits..I was in heat, feeling so horny and had to do something about it, i had a regular fuckbuddy but th
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Posted by Slave4str8twinks 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3034  |  
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