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Boatscrew

Boatscrew
So we up anchored or at least unstrung the thing from the pontoon and with the diesel throbbing, off we set. Now me I ain`t no sailor, so this was to be a hit and miss affair, health and safety would have a kitten if they knew. Mandy and I had won the lottery and on an impulse had bought a cruiser, yes I know, daft wasn`t it. Anyway, we needed to get the thing home and my persuasive misses, Mandy, had convinced me that midsummer, flat sea and it would be a breeze to get back to Essex, from Brighton if we took a can or two of fuel and our road map, kept the coast in sight and wandere... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 560  |  
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Smurfette's Absolution part3

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After driving just a few more minutes, me and Chernov were just about at the Colony. Chernov tookus through one of the many checkpoints leading intoit, it was guardedbyan armed smurf who looks tired and readyto fall asl**p. But when we came near, the greensmurf stoodstraight up with his eyes wide open.

Chernov drove up next tohim and rolled down the driver-side window, "At ease." he told the green smurf.

"Oh," he mumbled, "Thankyou."

The green smurf soon coll... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 102  |  
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They saw my pussy at a wedding reception.

I had dated this guy and went with him to a wedding reception. He took me shopping for the occassion, and we both settled on a cute form fitting beige tank dress, and matching heels. He kept the dress until the day of the reception and it was then that I discovered that he had the hem shortened. The dress was cut very short, well above mid-thigh when I was standing, and I'd really have to be careful when I sat. I didn't wear panties, because he didn't want me to (and I don't wear them hardly ever) and thought I would just have to be careful. Oh well, I thought I looked hot, and so did my date.... Continue»
Posted by HulaGirl 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3990  |  
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Smurfette's Absolution part1

Not my Story...credit to unknown author
Chapter1

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The annoying pounding onmyfront door just as morning came around was enough to wake me from myslumber, I heardBabySmurf cry from the rude awakening. I scrambled out of bedand rushed to the front door, a bit steamed from the banging. When I openedit, I saw a smurf staring at me with lovestruck eyes, he heldupsome flowers that appear to be freshlypicked.

"Hi Smurfette," he said in a lovely tone, "Can we goout on a... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 264  |  
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Smurfette's Absolution part2

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I didn't went outside for anything for the entire day, I stayed indoors and shut myself awayfrom the outside world. I was so hurt that I couldn't thinkstraight, I couldn't listen, nor do I wanna speakto anybody. It felt like the worldhad ended for me and my life is over. Luckily Rachael stayed by my side during the entire day, she only leaves if she needs to use the bathroom, or take me tothe bathroom.

Papa Smurf finally found out about what happenedand stopped by ... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 228  |  
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Beauty and the Smurf pt 2

Beauty and the Smurf Chapter 2: Secrets Revealed & Decision

For a few split seconds, no one in the castle knew what to say. It was strange enough that Lotus and Paige are from the future. But for them to know Valentina the fairy godmother is even stranger… Finally, Papa spoke, “Lotus, Paige, how do you two know Valentina the fairy godmother?” Lotus answered without hesitation, “Mademoiselle Valentina was our next-door neighbor in Paris. But tha’ still doesn’t explain why she iz here…” King Gerard had kept quiet the whole time the conversation went on. He had learned early on from Homnibus t... Continue»
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Beauty and the Smurf epilogue

Beauty and the Smurf Prologue: Freedom at Last

New York City, NY

It was a warm mid-June evening in the Big Apple. All was quiet unless people worked in bars, night clubs, and so on within the metro city area. However, this night also has a couple of youngsters on the run. A pair of 18 year old female twins, one had long, mid-back length, curly wine red hair and emerald green eyes while the other had short, shoulder length, curly auburn hair and pale green eyes, both having lightly tan skin were running through some of the slummy alleyways. They had a reason to run for tonight, their Fren... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 152  |  
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my diary

when i turned legal drinking age i drank a lot. then i got married and didnt really drink for 12yrs. then i got divorced and....well, you can figure the rest out. most of my memories are hazy and i will fill in the gaps using...ahem..."creative license". at the end of each story i will give the facts of what happened as i recall them. so that being said...on with the stories! jules

i was sitting in what i guess you would call a drinkers bar. you know the type. no grill. n... Continue»
Posted by drakken221 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 730  |  
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Sub hubby in the kitchen, true story

I was feeling rather horny, we had planned to have some sexy playtime later in the afternoon, but my pussy was tingling and I couldn't wait any longer, I wanted tongue in my pussy.
Cole was in the lounge watching TV, just relaxing in his favorite recliner chair. I went to the bed room and got his sub gear out of the wardrobe, leather body harness, collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and cockring.
I walked into the lounge and stood in front of Cole, " take your clothes off, put these on and get int the kitchen" I ordered.
I could see his cock spring to attention , almost bursting the sipper in his... Continue»
Posted by Snagglepuss33 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 948  |  
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Unplanned Ultimate Sex With Swati



This story is about Swati (name changed for obvious reasons) and me. It all started when I was in std 12(2005). It was winter time and all schools were closed for Christmas. After scoring high grades in 10th, I moved to the capital city and was staying in a PG. My father’s ex colleague and his wife were my LG and were the only people I knew in the city. It was f****y of 4 : Husband, wife, daughter Swati(23 yrs) and son sanju (20). Lemme tell you about Sonam. She
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Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 662  |  
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Finally the house to Ourselves

Lisa and i finally got to get a chance at have anal sex at her parents house. We built up the whole week of sexual desires for this...Saturday finally arrived...I wake up cold since it was still winter. I do my daily routine of breakfast,shower, and dress for the day. But, today was gonna be exciting. I waited all morning for a text from Lisa(gf) who would give me the signal for when her parents were leaving for the day...I was sitting around watching t.v. just surfing the channels. Till I hear a buzzing from my cell next to me. Text read "parents just left give me 20mins." I got ready and to... Continue»
Posted by Placebo_Effect 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 969  |  
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Wilma's Time Alone

Wilma Flintstone was home alone; she had the Flintstone f****y home to herself. Fred was away bowling with their neighbor Barney Rubble for the week in Rock Vegas, and Pebbles was out with her friends and planning to stay over for the weekend at a slumber party.

Wilma had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a short, sheer robe that barely covered her body and left absolutely nothing to the imagination, her 38C breasts and red haired pussy were very, very visible. This was one of the best parts of having the place to herself; she could indulge her nudist tendencies.

Wilma Flints... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1750  |  
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How I Fucked My Virgin Maid And Made Her Pregnant



First let me tell you about myself. I am 20 years old and 5’10″ tall. I am a bit wheatish in complexion. My cock size is 7 inches.

The slut of this story is Krishna.

She is a very sexy girl about 2 years elder to me. She is very cute and fair and had a great curvy figure 34-28-38. Whenever she used to walk i always used to admire her ass swaying and i always fantasized about eating her ass and pussy and fucking her in doggy style but i had no courage to app
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Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1187  |  
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Another Party

This happened last Halloween, I was home from my first year of college. Our small town always has a large all adult halloween party at the community center. I bet over three hundred people show up. My friend and I have been sneaking in the last three years. It is alot of fun as there are some very racy costumes and someone always get in a fight. Not to mention all the d***ks that stumble around. And we both have managed to get laid every time we have gone.
This year we had to sneak in again as we are not over twenty one. We had on pirate costumes to help hide who we are. So we mingled ar... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2047  |  
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A new begining

I had just gotten a divorce with my wife of 15 years and had decided to start a new and move to Washington and with what Little money I had left I bought a condo on the outside of Seattle, and after a nights decided to spend a night out of the town. The city was amazing and as I walked down first ave when I saw a strip club, I figured why not I'll grab a drink. So I walked in and sat down. A heaver set woman came over dressed in a bright purple corset and asked me what ya have to doing darling, Ill take a Guinness I replayed and she walked away. She is kind of large for a strip club waitress I... Continue»
Posted by ivan7863 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2399  |  
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Mother, Brother & Sister Having Sex



Faiza was upset. She was going to swimming today but could not do so. Her pubes were showing
through her swimming suite and she had no hair removing cream to remove them. Suddenly she
thought of using her b*****r's razor. Amir was two years her senior, she was 15, and they shared a
common bathroom. Each had a door from their room into the bath. She went outside and made sure
that he was not home. Relax she went to the bathroom and opened his cabinet. His Gill
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Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2109  |  
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Sex With Tuition Teacher’s Sexy Mom



[bMy name is kumar (name changed) and i was 16 years old i was studying diploma in B’lore. When i was failed in 5 subjects my mom send to tuition in my near home.my tuition teacher name is pooja and she is studying in engg final year and her mom name is sridevi with a big whitish boobs big ass white navel.let me describe the story

One day when my grand father died my f****y has gone to my village due to my exams i was in tuition teacher’s home. By that her husban... Continue»
Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 675  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK 2

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK
PART 2.

Andrew had asked me and the boys out to celebrate his 19th birthday next week but my husband was coming home early from his trip abroad so I had to ring Andrew and tell him that we couldn’t make it and the reason why,

Oh that’s’ ok Mrs. Miller I do understand there was a hint of disappointment in his voice,
I’ll tell you what how about you come over to my house as you normally do next Friday and instead of me going out with the girls,
I can do you and the boys a meal and have a late celebration for your birthday how does that sound?
That’s great Mrs.... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 4 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7237  |  
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MY WIFE BECAME PART OF THE DEAL

THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.

MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL

My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,

You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4124  |  
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Bodybuilder Bestie

I have a big weakness for muscles and this is a story about one my favorite bodybuilders that I ACTUALLY got to meet in person and he's such a cool and sexy man. This bodybuilder from the Netherlands, Quincy Winklaar, is the bodybuilding man of my dreams and this story is fictional and derived from my imagination so just go along for the ride. Oh and just so you can get a visual on who I'm talking about in this story here's what he looks like:


So this takes place in colleg... Continue»
Posted by Legluver29 4 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 940  |  
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