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The Virgin Punter

The Virgin 'Punter'

As he walked along the quiet Brighton street Andrew Hunter was feeling unusually nervous, during his successful business career he'd been in many situations where he was unsure how he would control a meeting, but then the nervousness was accompanied by the thrill of challenge. Today was entirely different.

Over one shoulder was slung an expensive overnight bag, over the other a leather suit bag. He considered this the minimum amount of luggage that would persuade a hotel receptionist that he was an out of towner. The hotel was discreetly positioned towards the stre... Continue»
Posted by vintageknickerlover 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1092  |  

I was satisfying both Father and Son

'I left it in the downstairs cloakroom'. He turned around and shouted, 'I will get it', and ran back into the nightclub, disappearing behind the swing door that served as the entrance, leaving his father and I alone in the car park, somehow what followed quickly was to be expected, his horny old man was gagging to fuck me, and as the door closed behind him, I felt my short skirt hem rise up over my ass, and his cock push inside my wet cunt, generating enough friction against my tight lubricated sides to induce his quick orgasm, a side treat for an old father, ejaculating into his son's girlfri... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 565  |  
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My Oral Cherry

It early Saturday afternoon and I was going to the school pool for a training session with the school swim team. We were in training for a competition against another school from another city. We had never beaten them before and were really trying hard this time.
I got there early as I wanted to laze around in the pool before we got in to it.
When I got there the door was open but nobody seemed to be around. I got changed and lay in the sun.
I had been there for maybe 10 minutes when the swimming coach (who was also my English teacher) walked over and told me to get off my arse and do a slo... Continue»
Posted by Shyboy02 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3625  |  
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Watching My Cheerleader s****r Fuck My Nerdy Frien

My name is Ryan and I am 16 years old. I live with my mom, dad and s****r Amy who just turned eighteen in a pretty nice house in a quiet neighborhood. My s****r Amy and I have completely different personalities and are just completely different people. I know my s****r loves me but sometimes I think we both feel like we cannot be related. I get good grades in school but as far as a social life goes I have none. I come straight home after school and usually sit in my room listening to music and playing video games where as Amy is a cheerleader for the football team and has been to every dance ... Continue»
Posted by xXSecondCitySaintXx 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3894  |  
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For most, it was just another Friday night, but for the huntress clad in her tight leather mini skirt and red halter top that clung to her pert double d's and showed off her shapely figure, it was the hunt and the prowl. She was in her mid 40's, lonely, dismayed and above all else, horny. She was a tigress looking for prey and she'd found the perfect spot.

It was a dive in the corner of a small town, where names and faces seemed to disappear in the smoky atmosphere that smelled of sex, booze and regret. The perfect aroma. She found a spot in the corner and ordered a drink, scanning the room... Continue»
Posted by IrishRebel69 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 94  |  

Cuckold Excitment

My wife has cuckolded me our entire marrage. I enjoy when she allows me to watch but to be honest I enjoy hearing her tell me about one of her encounters even more. This story is one she and I had a few days ago. We where invited to the company she works for Christmas party. It was semiformal , I wore a tie and jacket and she wore a little black dress. She has great legs and she really loves to show them off every chance she gets. The dress had short sleaves and was low cut in the front , just low enough that with her pushup bra she had two beautiful round 34 B tits on display. But what real... Continue»
Posted by woreout 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 493  |  

Jessica Lee

I was backstage before the show when the lead singer brought in a couple of chicks. They were both pretty young, I guessed the youngest girl was 12 or 13 because of the way her tiny little breasts were merely slight protrusions from her chest. I remember being on the beach once and giving a girl about her age some Mardi Gras beads in exchange for her pulling up her t-shirt. My hard-on crept up my tight jeans. I was wearing a shirt that showed just above my waist, and when I looked down, my cock head was staring at me under the rim of my pants! (M/f-teen, ped, rom)


I started playing... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2564  |  
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Sandals Honeymoon

A new wife goes black.

Chapter 1

We were on our honeymoon in Montego Bay .. I was doing lots of drinking with new friends the night before .. playing drinking games for points .. the wife was real horny when we got home at around 4am .. started me off by giving a hot fingering show .. she laid back on the four-poster bed in our ocean-front suite with only the white terry cloth robe that they give you for the vacation ...

She was teasing me as I got ready for bed .. I undressed as she was rubbing that juicy pussy .. telling me to watch her get herself off .. she laid back... Continue»
Posted by magas911 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 636  |  

White couple sharing a black cock


At this particular time in my life, I was 42 years old
and thinking of the possibility of actually
experiencing a young black man, and I had one in mind. He
recently started to work at the same place I was
employed. He needed money to start his college education
and had accepted a position in the stock room. We
seemed to hit it off from the start. He was a nice
looking young black guy with light brown skin.

I could see that he admired my 5 ft 2 inch, 120 lb
body, as his eyes would wander up and down my body. I
really liked to be admired by any man but to be admired
... Continue»
Posted by kinghut 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 557  |  

Wife takes on best friend

My best mate Steve has been separated from his ex for 2 years now and after 18 years marriage is really struggling with the loneliness and no f****y life. My wife Jen and I have tried to keep Steve involved with social activities but it is different without a partner.

Last Friday all of my k**s were out for the weekend and Jen and I decided to hit the Casino in Melbourne which is a rare treat for us, so we called the hotel, got a room, packed an overnight bag and headed into town. I gave Steve a call and asked if he wanted to meet us there and chill out. He was happy to do that rather than ... Continue»
Posted by aboveodss 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3004  |  
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He was only trying to satisfy the curiosity of two young girls, but when their older s****r appeared things got really interesting. (mff-teens, youths, bi, rom)


I had stripped off my bathing suit and was showering the sand off my feet and legs in the outside shelter behind our summer place, when the Morris girls came squealing in beside me in their tiny bikinis. One nudged me aside and they quickly cleaned off their feet and then fled, still chattering.

Did I mention that I was naked at the time and that I had been enjoying the cool water on my hot cock, smacking it up and down... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1969  |  
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First journal - Part 2

I am prone to believe that the fetish that I developed since then was shared by her; I don't know what could possibly was going through her head, the fact is that the next time it also happened during PE class.
But the circumstances were decisively different.

I know for a fact that this time I did nothing, but when the whole class was heading out to the patio to start the routine, she told me to stay behind and to not leave the room.
The way she said the words made me wonder if I had indeed done something wrong and as I was left alone in the classroom, my fears started to swell up in my... Continue»
Posted by elausente 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 136  |  

Breaking in a Young Virgin

A 13 year old cutie wants to fuck her boyfriend, but first she wants to lose her virginity to a more experienced lover. (Mf-teens, 1st, oral)


Another true story from my younger days, much younger.

I got a phone call from a girl named Sandy. Her cousin had told her I gave guitar lessons, and she wanted to learn. We set up lessons at her house on Saturday afternoon.

I was surprised when we met, I expected her to be older. I was 17, she had just turned 13! She was a cute k**, but just that to me, A k**. And, as a lot of young girls, she NEVER stopped talking! Her thoughts came g... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2171  |  
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Sex and Candy

There she laid, a long legged blonde with crystal blue eyes that made the sky seem dull. She was a statuesque creature of beauty, clad only in a pink leopard thong that highlighted her dainty figure. It was ecstasy incarnate, desire in its purest form. And, from that moment our eyes first met, I knew she was all I wanted.

It was earlier that week when it first happened, when the world turned upside down. I was out visiting one of my favorite haunts, a morally deprived cesspool of hipster trash, PBR and some unknown crappy band that was trying to make it big but lacking any real substance. ... Continue»
Posted by IrishRebel69 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 14

Carmool's Date Night

Carmool hadn’t been fucked in what seemed like years. Examining herself in the hotel rooms full length mirror she couldn’t help but feel a little sad for the wasted time. Right now her milky white, long legs were just the right side of plump. Curvy but firm and round with promise. They glistened beneath the flesh coloured stockings which hugged the tops of her thighs their cold, rubber grips covered in frilly lace. Carmool’s gravity defying buttocks hung either side of the tiny, diaphanous thong which split her backside in two. She shuffled her legs together, never for one second taking ... Continue»
Posted by carax19 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 185  |  

The Neighbor's Naughty Daughter

I leaned against the bar watching the action out on the dance floor and couldn't help licking my lips. God bless summer! Everywhere my eyes wandered, I spotted exactly what Doug and I had come here to find: plenty of hot young things. Even better, the first heat wave of the season had caused inspired the club had to open up its beachfront a week early.

We'd caught wind of the opening last night ago, and after our usual Saturday-night dinner date, we'd taken a ride to the under 21 club and spent over an hour sitting out on a deck that overlooked the beach.

The girls were out there wearin... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6954  |  
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Sweet Little Coed Ass

College professor enjoys the anal delights of a coed
First let me say that this story happen rather unexpectedly this last winter at a medium sized college in the San Diego area. I am in my mid-40's, average looking kind of guy who happens to be a professor at a local college-teaching students studying to be in the medical field. As the story unravels I must say that I was in the right place at the right nothing like this has happen before in my 16 years of teaching. Just to be on the safe side I have changed the people's names including the woman who is the main subject - whom I wi... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1133  |  
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The Busty Babysitter

Rachel was just pulling her coat on when John came down the stairs. He handed Rachel her payment in cash.

"Thank you, Mr. Greene." Rachel smiled in gratitude.

"You're welcome," he replied. "You deserve every penny. Kathy and I are very happy with you. There is no one that we trust the k**s with more than you."

"Thank you, that means a lot. I love them like they're my own. I would do anything for you guys."

Rachel was starting to blush and was having a hard time meeting John's gaze. For his part, John was having a hard time keeping his eyes away from Rachel's exposed cleavage. Did ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 8777  |  
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Taking it up the ass, putting it up an ass

It started off as a stupid joke, one of those things sororities want entering freshmen to do during rush week. All the older s****rs in the house I was most interested in voted that all the new freshman pledges would have to try anal sex before the end of the semester. If we wanted to join up, we'd have to take it up -- up the ass, that is.

I was pretty eager to get in, so I played along, but already I was trying to figure a way of faking it. I'm no prude, but I wasn't going to let some stupid frat boy stick it in me -- much less in my back door! -- just to get some stupid signed certificat... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 479  |  

The neighbor girl is home from her first year in c

It all started on a beautiful Saturday morning in early June. I just started fixing a few sections of the fence between my house and my neighbor's. It was already very hot and the sun was moving up over the trees in my back yard making the work extremely hot and sweaty. I removed my shirt for a little relief from the heat and was just wearing a pair of old jeans and some work boots.

I just finished removing an old section of the fence when I saw something that made my heart skip a beat. I wasn't expecting my neighbors to be home because they spent most weekends during the summer at their li... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2041  |