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Payback

12.00am - I was in the bathroom and I placed the weapons in the holdall of our backpacks. "We have got to get this right!" commanded one girlfriend. Another one of my girlfriends sat in the reclining chair, pondering. "Having second thoughts?" "Me? no way" said another one of my girlfriends. "Its pay back". I stepped out of the bathroom and ushered the girls to the door. There were four of us.

12.30am - It was night and the air was cool. We pulled up outside John Rosh Avenue, near the Olympic Park, in London,. Very quietly, we approached No 41, pulled on our stockings over our head... Continue»
Posted by rockyharte 4 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 617  |  
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SEX IN THE HOT TUB

SEX IN THE HOT TUB

I have been married to my gorgeous wife for 10 years and our sex life is just perfect we are both in our mid thirties,
We enjoy lots of sex and I must admit my wife sometime wears me out with her constant demands to try new things,

We have no c***dren as we both have jobs that keep us very busy,
I work as investment banker and my wife works as a private sectary for a firm of solicitors,

Let me describe my wife Jen she 36 about 5’9’’ with long dark hair very sexy long legs and a very large 38DD bust,
She love to wear stocking with heels she says it makes her leg... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2458  |  
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Wrestling with my Sister

This happened about three months after we started our relationship.

I was lying on my bed watching the movie No Holds Bar with my t****e year old s****r. I wanted to watch the movie on our living room tv, but it had been broken since last Thursday. It was another hot Florida night. I was in my boxer shorts and Ginger was wearing just a pair of cotton panties. She suggested we watch it in mom’s room, since she had an air conditioner and was at work until about 3:00 a.m. With Mikey at a friend’s house for the evening, we headed off to mom’s room.

"I've always wanted to wrestle someone,"... Continue»
Posted by abigfan 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 26471  |  
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The walk in park. The real story.

This has happened three weeks ago.
Sasha, a good Russian chap, 19 years old, was romantically in love with me. He is a very honest decent boy from a good but not wealthy f****y. But he is only a common student of one Perm city high schools, so he has no prospects to marry me. And besides, I already have a bridegroom appointed by my dad. My dad, as I wrote already, is a bigwig of Russian business, tycoon and a real despot with his subservient persons. Often he behaves despotically with me too, and sometimes even beats me. Nevertheless, good chap Sasha always presented me bouquets, accompanied... Continue»
Posted by Natasha98 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 674  |  
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night out all dressed up....

as a cross dresser and not a gay cross dresser what happened the other evening was quite amusing to me, i had spent the entire day around my home, dressed in my usual black satin underwear and a satin dressing gown, i had nothing to do so I got all dressed up, wearing white satin panties, bra, suspenders and black stockings, I decided to wear a red dress, not to tarty, nee length with a lovely top, feeling very special I was now putting on all the make up and lipstick (red to match of coarse) red shoes and I was fit, didnt look to bad for a bloke !!!(I would have given it one!!)out of the door... Continue»
Posted by andicoral 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
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The old buck. The real story.

My dad is one of the richest men in Russia, so called tycoon.
We live in a big mansion near a small Ural town.
Dad has joint business with Dmitry Vasilyevich, 62 years old bald fat man with a big belly and large height.
He has a wife and three c***dren.
His youngest daughter Olesya is of my age. She hates me because of some trifles.
Dmitry Vasilyevich often visits our house because of the business.
I am not afraid to be immodest, but I should say that I am a very attractive sexy blonde girl with large blue eyes, thin waist and pretty big breasts. My legs are long and beautiful too, and o... Continue»
Posted by Natasha98 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 314  |  
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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4578  |  
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Wow my pregnant sister and me

Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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ISS Admin August 1, 2006 0 Comments
I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
Posted by sweet1003 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9178  |  
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Hands like shovels!

As always (… well not quite always… some peoples ‘nicknames’ kinda just come to me... no pun intended) it was taking me a while to come up with the new ‘visitors’ nickname. Obviously I wouldn’t ever dream of using somebody’s actual name in a blog as that would be indiscreet and very unladylike! (…. And I don’t always know it… but that’s beside the point!) I tried to look for rhyming or urban slang to describe big hands but was somewhat unsuccessful so for reasons I shan’t divulge I decided on ‘Sarge’.
Now I’d been chatting to ‘Sarge’ for a short while on a popular ‘sex-site’ and as often hap... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 931  |  
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Fucking My Hot Bhabhi While Bro Was Out For Work


To begin with, i am 22 years old Gujju boy from Ahmedabad. Well-built athlete body and well to do looks. Any unsatisfied s****rs/aunties/bhabhis from all over the Gujarat can contact me at youtubemate@gmail.Com. You’ll definitely have the best sex of your life, that is guaranteed, that too free of cost. Coz i believe in making women happy..!!

It all began last month when my b*****r went abroad due to business. Bhabhi was okay 1-2 days, but then she started feeling lonely and she used to whatsapp me “whats up..? Em getting bore
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1231  |  
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Sister And Me After The Rain




Hello, this is Subhash from Bhopal today i am going to share a secret with all You guys which really happen a few years before. i am an average boy 5.7 height normal weight n normal size lund . now let me introduce You with whom this incident happen . it was my s****r Sangeeta age 22 height 5.4 size 34,28 33 she was just a normal girl as any other . so let me come to the story . me n my s****r were close fro... Continue»
Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1463  |  
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SURFING THE WEB BUT WITH A TWIST

SURFING THE WEB WITH A TWIST.

I love to surf the web my favorite sites are the porn sites I just love all the women that put there photos on these sites and even there videos,
I love the amateur’s section, as these are real people and not models,

This one day I decided to do some surfing and as always you get popup messages
The usual ones are sign up for free sex and then the camcorders one’s shag a local woman in your area,

The usual crap I just want to find some good wanking material somebody wife or a sexy teen,
I was clicking on the amateur sites when I noticed this new si... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1590  |  
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Cinema

A short kiss on the lips. A quick exchange of phone numbers. Off she went on the bus. Or should I say: climbed d***kenly onto the bus?


I didn't expect much of the party where I met her. She was hilarious and there was enough silliness in our conversation to suggest some sort of attraction. The neighbours complained and we were already pretty d***k and so everyone left. I asked for her number which she gave me. I jumped for a kiss on the lips. She kissed back, looked at me and off she went. Not enough attraction, I thought to myself and made myself on my way home.

Of course, the phone ... Continue»
Posted by GeoffBridge 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 927  |  
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Meeting up

Role-play time again! Fetishist fantasy only, sixth-form student over the age of consent, nothing else implied. Apart from that, zip down, get a grip and let's go.

It's after-school time and we've been exchanging some really filthy texts all day, mostly anatomically unlikely or downright unhygenic, and we're both in need of some extra-curricular activity before going home. We arrange to meet in the park, it’s got lots of secluded areas but there are always people passing through so there’s an element of danger should we decide to get up to anything naughty … which is why we’re there reall... Continue»
Posted by mariewilliams 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 599  |  
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Wife as a Bet




I have been married to Kanchan for gone 10 years, 3 years after she started working as my secretary. It would be impossible to rule out that I hired her for her willingness to please and her fine athletic figure, therefore it didn't take long before I began to find out exactly how willing she really was.

I manage a law firm in Mumbai, quite a large place with my own office and Kanchan's desk just outside.
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2747  |  
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How I Fucked My Sister And Her Best Friend On A Co


My name is Roy this is my first story so please forgive me if i do any mistake any where

Our f****y moved to a new big house in the state it was big but not so big at least i and my s****r had separate rooms to ourselves i was the elders of the c***dren and at that time that this story happened, i was 20 while my s****r Kim was 18 years.

In our new neighborhood, i had no friends but my s****r had this friend called Kit who lived next to our house. Kit was the same age with my s****r she had a very sexy body which i always a
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5898  |  
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Kiran's public sex

This all started when an xham member sent me a link to a video of a women flashing the plumber she called in to fix her sink. I found the video very arousing, to the point I wanted to do something similar and a few days later whilst window shopping I noticed a women in a bicycle shop testing out a bike. What caught my eye was how the sales rep was looking at her ass as she mounted the bike. It gave me an idea, I was coming back the next day for a bike!

Like any normal human being, I of course fantasized about random sexual liaisons with various fantasy men. But fantasy and reality are tried... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5118  |  
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THE PHSYCRITRIST HIS WIFE AND THE PATIENT

Hi like all my stories on this site they are all fantasy and pure fiction and not real events but thank you for looking,


My name is Sally and I’m married to John my husband, He specializes in psychiatric patients, who have been put away in a psychiatric hospital for most of their life,

We have been married for 10 years,
He has worked very hard in the past 10 years to get his position at one of the top psychiatric hospitals,

We are both in our thirties so life is great our sex life has always been good as we both like the same things in life and do so much together as a couple,

... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1443  |  
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a foxtail in como

so... a friend & i wrote this for another friend's b-day. she wrote the clean stuff & i wrote the smut & yes, a date w/Costner is like that.

A Foxtail in Como

or...

George Clooney is the biggest dick in hollywood, and he proved it in Taylor's ass.

by Mrs. Face
and
roxxanna valencya

It was a glorious spring day in lake country. The light breeze cast ripples over the bright blue water making it sparkle in the sunlight. Taylor and “Giorgio” (as the locals called him) were enjoying an afternoon bike ride through the village of Bellagio after spending a lazy morning at Clooney... Continue»
Posted by roxxanna 5 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 274  |  
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The Goddess Of Fertility

The Goddess of Fertility

I used to work with a guy called Melvin. He was a lovely, happily married man with one
problem in his life. His beloved wife and he were finding it difficult to conceive.

I was I think 25, he'd have been about 40.

They began a programme of IVF at a private BUPA hospital not far from our workplace.

Each of them had to go on there from time to time, for the removal of her eggs, and
of course, for him to provide his "sample" for the procedure.

He used to tell me this in a very matter of fact, jocular fashion. He had to pop out
or take an early lunch a... Continue»
Posted by joanne1976 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 690  |  
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