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Grudge Fuck

My wife and I have been divorced for a few months and we divide our c***ds custody every other week. This weekend my ex was going out with some of her girlfriends to a local bar that was only a few blocks from my apartment. It was the middle of the night when I was woken up by a loud pounding on the door. Checking through the peep hole I could see my ex dressed like the slut I knew her to be weaving back and forth d***k off her ass. I opened the door quickly before she could pound on the door again and possibly wake our son who was sl**ping in his room. I opened the door and she staggered... Continue»
Posted by cockednredy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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just a fantasey of mine

ok, this is the hotty half of fall guys couple, so this story is from my point of view. its just a fantasy so far.
darkness. the soft caress of silk on bare skin. the subtle sent of bergamont in the air. i lay tied to the bed, soft silk scarves pinning my arms and legs wide apart. another scarf covers my eyes, darkening the room to nothing even though i know candles burn. an intricately tied series of more silk scarves harness my body, tightly holding me like a lover. the knots are placed just so, and just tight enough that they tease and torment my erogenous zones, but offer no relief.... Continue»
Posted by fallguy74 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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Anathema Device

Anathama Device

Anathema returned to her class satisfied that she had got her own way yet again .

Anna was used to getting her own way. She dominated her older s****r Meg and her younger s****r
Janet, She even dominated her Mother Meg or so she imagined.

The telephone rang at Meg Browns house . Meg answered almost immediately .

It was Martin the Principal at Hope High School .
Martin White was the nephew of the bank manager who had owned the Mansion on the hill and had been the deputy Principal when Meg was at school.
No one knew except for ... Continue»
Posted by clearly 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  
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Tiger's Tale

My name is Tiger. I'm a ten year old male cat. Erin is my 18 year old human pet. You can see our pictures above. I'm the good-looking one. If you want a bigger picture of me to print out and frame, then here is the link

When i was a kitten, my mom ran off with some tomcat and left me to fend for myself. One day i was walking home to my alley when i came across Erin. She was selling lemonade on the sidewalk. Erin won ... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Let Her Eat Cake (an afternoon doodle, a fond memo

Let Her Eat Cake
The association of food with sex is ancient and wondrous. At its simplest is such as the time honored route to the male heart through the stomach. But what young man could realize that it might work with a woman?!
Once upon a time he and a delicious colleague were engaged in that exquisitely awkward dance to enchantment when the ankle sprained, the boat ran seriously aground due to unfortunate inadvertence. Whatever caused the sublimation of fire to ice is unrecalled if recognized then. That it occurred was as clear as painful.
Nothing sufficed to thaw, no entreaty to c... Continue»
Posted by iansearchof 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Under the bridge

I am so hot and horney I need to take a walk and find some young slut with a big hairy dick to call my own. Born without a dick or a pussy I only have a tight ass and a willing mouth and I want something hard up my ass...something to explode inside of me and I don’t care if it is big or small as long as it is willing....
So I parade up and down the street faceless and with a hairy open ass to accept what ever comes along. and there is a man under the bridge with one of those of funny signs that say...I’ll fuck for food,,,,and he is so cute and he turns out to be a she and she has a willing mo... Continue»
Posted by mia1 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  

Flower Institute - early history

Amsterdam was first in the world with many things. Good and bad.
The first financial bubble: speculation in the tulip market. Tulips aren´t even Dutch, they originate from Turkey. The first banks as well. Happy to finance, speculate and invest in American independance. As the Brits were our favourite enemies.

But also the first "Flower Institute" for transforming classy virgins into full blown women. But that´s a long story. Patient readers: welcome to next paragraphs.

We did the "Golden Revolution" for the Brits, but had to swallow swapping New York for Surinam after we lost the seco... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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He craves to taste
The juices between my thighs
He caresses me with his long tongue
The abundance of my wetness greets him
I gyrate against his hungry lips
His tongue slides along my slit, opening me
The petals of my flower welcomes him
My flower opens as I thrust agains his tongue
My desire is heightened
I crave his oral caress
His exploring tongue, pushes up my hood
Working my phat clit, the pearl of desire
Moans escapes my lips
As he swirls his glorious tongue around my pearl
His rod hardens in response
He is relentless in his oral magic
He explores my deep secrets
With hi... Continue»
Posted by ButtonLuv 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Passion Light is Given through Love

They met for the first time by the pool in the moonlight
He Walked up to her to ask her, her name
She looked deep into his eyes her Radiant Beauty ignited the Flame within him to soar like a Wild Fire. She said her name was Claire She was on Vacation from her job in Vermont and always wanted to see California.
Howdy Claire my Name is Stan I usually go to the Mountains this time of year
But decided to just visit the Beaches here.
Near By there was a shack playing some oldies as the stars danced above
Stan asked Claire if he could buy her a drink.
She was pleased to see someone with such ... Continue»
Posted by Tony503 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Well Trained

A Good Son

My Personal Trainer had set me a good routine to help me get up to nearly top condition before the season started and I was going to hit this speed in time for the trial's, I was not worried about my position on the team but I knew we had some who were waiting in the wing's, Let them eat cake.
My part time job in the off season had helped because of the heavy lifting but I needed to work on my leg's and endurance as well.

I had added, after consulting with my P.T., a five mile run to our routine as it was a good way to get home and save money.
Why is it that we now need a ... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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by jjcole©

A lost art, whittling. Passed on from father to son, though in my f****y it had skipped a generation. I learned it from my grandfather. My father thought of it as a waste of time. Granddad taught me to use it as a thinking tool.

I had been doing this it seemed all my life. I would go to the backyard with a block of soft wood and my sharpened pocketknife and work problems through my head. Sometimes I would just daydream. The thinking and daydreams would end when the block of wood had become a discernible object. Over the years I had become good enough that some of my w... Continue»
Posted by colejj 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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When I was twenty-five, I had a job as the manager of a frozen
yogurt store in San Diego. I was often playfully teased by one
of my employees, Michelle, a nineteen year old sprite with a nice
full figure. She liked to jump on my back and mess up my hair.
I'd joked many times about putting her across my knee, but I was
only bluffing. It became kind of an inside thing between us.

"Watch out for Alex!" She once warned a new female employee.
"He'll take you to the woodshed!"

One evening we were closing the store and Michelle was hurrying
because she was going out with some friends l... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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(Poetry) I Long for You

This is the time during the night that I miss you most of all.
When you’re here licking my cock and sucking on my balls.
I can hear your erotic cries and I can hear you having a fit,
I can hear you losing your mind whenever I’m sucking on your clit.

I feel your breath upon my skin, your eyes locked into me.
Although the room is very dark, I wonder what you see.
Your soft caress reaches out, touching me as I touch you,
My fingers reach your lava hot snatch as I start to finger you.

I hear you moan my name as you move about,
Then I fingered you even harder as you cried out loud.
I ... Continue»
Posted by Sinatra877 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Cream with your coffee?

My job is utterly boring. I am only doing it for a six month contract, but already I am bored shitless....until, that is the "Elf N Safety" brigade insisted that my department ordered new chairs. Not that there is anything wrong with the old ones, but hey, it's a brave new world, right?

So the new chairs arrived with a really odd looking set of wheels and spokes. I liked my old chair and soon discovered these new ones would only fit one way around. The old ones had regularly shaped spokes that I would put my feet on. These ones had two really widely spaced ones at the front and three around... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Sanitary stop - part zero

Sanitary stop - part zero

My late uncle was a dedicated driver. He would always refuse an unnecessary sanitary stop. "Not until I need more gas. You can lose your overweight of water later. Just tied it up boy! Hehehe ;-)P". Of course, I tried to tie it up ...

But my unexperienced fondling to find the right knot which would work plus a full bladder growing from drinking so much in the hot weather, made me wonder whether it would be possible. The task more difficult as the tension mounted in my member.

I wondered, while he speeded down the left lane, how to solve my penible pred... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Cannot stop thinking about you...
It's a hot summer day and you are in garage working on your other Lady ,you are drenched in sweat...
I stand in door way as you take your top off and wipe the sweat away...
I walk up to you from behind and wrap my arms around you and kiss your neck and shoulders as my hand begins to stroke you slow ...
Loving the way you moan as I teas your man hood ...
You turn around and take me in your arms ...
I feel safe,warm and happy and cannot help but smile as I look into your eyes ... You kiss me with such passion it takes my breath away...
As you pull awa... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I come to be with you in USA.
You take me to your home and we talk as you get me settled in the guest room.
Wanting to take things slow till we both feel ready for more.
We grow closer as the days go by and I know what I want.
I go to the garage to help you fix the car ,wearing a dress and bringing a small hamper of snacks (short bread biscuits,strawberries ,whipped cream and chocolate sauce )for later ...
I stand there ,in the door way ,smiling as you tell me I am not dressed for garage work...
You hand me overalls...
I look into your eyes & smile at you then drop my gaze & gigg... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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I moan louder and louder as you kiss ,lick and nibble the strawberries,cream and chocolate sauce from my breasts " oh my god WILL ,please don't stop " I beg as you travel down my body... I am shaking with desire for you as you go down on me and lap up the whipped cream from my pussy ... So near to cumming yet wanting you so bad... Hear myself tell you " I want to taste you "... You walk on over to me and unzip ,looking at me somewhat nervously , * I smile and tell you I want you to... You place your manhood to my lips and I gently part them letting you into my mouth... You moan low at first an... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Right hand, left lane

Right hand, left lane

A little poem of love for
a teen driving dangerously

Right hand driving
Fast, hence left lane
On the road again
From West to East
From Left to Right
And back again
High speed, I know

Your little secret

It´s the hole in your pocket.
I know you did it on purpose.
Irish red-head swinging to the East.
Singing a song of love and longing.

Who are you? Old enough to drive?
A sexy hole in your pocket.
So you can drive very fast?

Your button of love

I know your dirty little secret.
You press your special button
All th... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Girl Catches Mom Sniffing her Panties

I have been observing my mother smelling my panties for many years now and have discovered that she is gaining sexual arousal from them. My mom began smelling them when I was in my early to mid teens, around about the time when I began to have sexual thoughts, which often resulted in me leaving a creamy liquid in my underwear. For years she would typically take them from the laundry hamper and just feel them with her fingers, followed by raising them to her nose and sniffing for awhile... but now it has developed into her taking my dirty panties and wearing them to bed and work.

A few month... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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