Sex Humor Porn Stories
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Thirst

He craves to taste
The juices between my thighs
He caresses me with his long tongue
The abundance of my wetness greets him
I gyrate against his hungry lips
His tongue slides along my slit, opening me
The petals of my flower welcomes him
My flower opens as I thrust agains his tongue
My desire is heightened
I crave his oral caress
His exploring tongue, pushes up my hood
Working my phat clit, the pearl of desire
Moans escapes my lips
As he swirls his glorious tongue around my pearl
His rod hardens in response
He is relentless in his oral magic
He explores my deep secrets
With hi... Continue»
Posted by ButtonLuv 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Passion Light is Given through Love

They met for the first time by the pool in the moonlight
He Walked up to her to ask her, her name
She looked deep into his eyes her Radiant Beauty ignited the Flame within him to soar like a Wild Fire. She said her name was Claire She was on Vacation from her job in Vermont and always wanted to see California.
Howdy Claire my Name is Stan I usually go to the Mountains this time of year
But decided to just visit the Beaches here.
Near By there was a shack playing some oldies as the stars danced above
Stan asked Claire if he could buy her a drink.
She was pleased to see someone with such ... Continue»
Posted by Tony503 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Well Trained

A Good Son

My Personal Trainer had set me a good routine to help me get up to nearly top condition before the season started and I was going to hit this speed in time for the trial's, I was not worried about my position on the team but I knew we had some who were waiting in the wing's, Let them eat cake.
My part time job in the off season had helped because of the heavy lifting but I needed to work on my leg's and endurance as well.

I had added, after consulting with my P.T., a five mile run to our routine as it was a good way to get home and save money.
Why is it that we now need a ... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Carrots

Carrots
by jjcole©

A lost art, whittling. Passed on from father to son, though in my f****y it had skipped a generation. I learned it from my grandfather. My father thought of it as a waste of time. Granddad taught me to use it as a thinking tool.

I had been doing this it seemed all my life. I would go to the backyard with a block of soft wood and my sharpened pocketknife and work problems through my head. Sometimes I would just daydream. The thinking and daydreams would end when the block of wood had become a discernible object. Over the years I had become good enough that some of my w... Continue»
Posted by colejj 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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COCONUT CREAM


When I was twenty-five, I had a job as the manager of a frozen
yogurt store in San Diego. I was often playfully teased by one
of my employees, Michelle, a nineteen year old sprite with a nice
full figure. She liked to jump on my back and mess up my hair.
I'd joked many times about putting her across my knee, but I was
only bluffing. It became kind of an inside thing between us.

"Watch out for Alex!" She once warned a new female employee.
"He'll take you to the woodshed!"

One evening we were closing the store and Michelle was hurrying
because she was going out with some friends l... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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(Poetry) I Long for You

This is the time during the night that I miss you most of all.
When you’re here licking my cock and sucking on my balls.
I can hear your erotic cries and I can hear you having a fit,
I can hear you losing your mind whenever I’m sucking on your clit.

I feel your breath upon my skin, your eyes locked into me.
Although the room is very dark, I wonder what you see.
Your soft caress reaches out, touching me as I touch you,
My fingers reach your lava hot snatch as I start to finger you.

I hear you moan my name as you move about,
Then I fingered you even harder as you cried out loud.
I ... Continue»
Posted by Sinatra877 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Cream with your coffee?

My job is utterly boring. I am only doing it for a six month contract, but already I am bored shitless....until, that is the "Elf N Safety" brigade insisted that my department ordered new chairs. Not that there is anything wrong with the old ones, but hey, it's a brave new world, right?

So the new chairs arrived with a really odd looking set of wheels and spokes. I liked my old chair and soon discovered these new ones would only fit one way around. The old ones had regularly shaped spokes that I would put my feet on. These ones had two really widely spaced ones at the front and three around... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Sanitary stop - part zero

Sanitary stop - part zero

My late uncle was a dedicated driver. He would always refuse an unnecessary sanitary stop. "Not until I need more gas. You can lose your overweight of water later. Just tied it up boy! Hehehe ;-)P". Of course, I tried to tie it up ...

But my unexperienced fondling to find the right knot which would work plus a full bladder growing from drinking so much in the hot weather, made me wonder whether it would be possible. The task more difficult as the tension mounted in my member.

I wondered, while he speeded down the left lane, how to solve my penible pred... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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FANTASY

Cannot stop thinking about you...
It's a hot summer day and you are in garage working on your other Lady ,you are drenched in sweat...
I stand in door way as you take your top off and wipe the sweat away...
I walk up to you from behind and wrap my arms around you and kiss your neck and shoulders as my hand begins to stroke you slow ...
Loving the way you moan as I teas your man hood ...
You turn around and take me in your arms ...
I feel safe,warm and happy and cannot help but smile as I look into your eyes ... You kiss me with such passion it takes my breath away...
As you pull awa... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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WILL'S FANTASY PART 1

I come to be with you in USA.
You take me to your home and we talk as you get me settled in the guest room.
Wanting to take things slow till we both feel ready for more.
We grow closer as the days go by and I know what I want.
I go to the garage to help you fix the car ,wearing a dress and bringing a small hamper of snacks (short bread biscuits,strawberries ,whipped cream and chocolate sauce )for later ...
I stand there ,in the door way ,smiling as you tell me I am not dressed for garage work...
You hand me overalls...
I look into your eyes & smile at you then drop my gaze & gigg... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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WILL'S FANTASY PART 2

I moan louder and louder as you kiss ,lick and nibble the strawberries,cream and chocolate sauce from my breasts " oh my god WILL ,please don't stop " I beg as you travel down my body... I am shaking with desire for you as you go down on me and lap up the whipped cream from my pussy ... So near to cumming yet wanting you so bad... Hear myself tell you " I want to taste you "... You walk on over to me and unzip ,looking at me somewhat nervously , * I smile and tell you I want you to... You place your manhood to my lips and I gently part them letting you into my mouth... You moan low at first an... Continue»
Posted by JerseyBean 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Right hand, left lane

Right hand, left lane

A little poem of love for
a teen driving dangerously


Right hand driving
Fast, hence left lane
On the road again
From West to East
From Left to Right
And back again
High speed, I know

Your little secret

It´s the hole in your pocket.
I know you did it on purpose.
Irish red-head swinging to the East.
Singing a song of love and longing.

Who are you? Old enough to drive?
A sexy hole in your pocket.
So you can drive very fast?

Your button of love

I know your dirty little secret.
You press your special button
All th... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Girl Catches Mom Sniffing her Panties

I have been observing my mother smelling my panties for many years now and have discovered that she is gaining sexual arousal from them. My mom began smelling them when I was in my early to mid teens, around about the time when I began to have sexual thoughts, which often resulted in me leaving a creamy liquid in my underwear. For years she would typically take them from the laundry hamper and just feel them with her fingers, followed by raising them to her nose and sniffing for awhile... but now it has developed into her taking my dirty panties and wearing them to bed and work.

A few month... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Party Of Two

A few nights ago, I found myself thinking about that party at
Kurt and Rachel's last summer. If you remember, we showed up
after eight. The invitation was for seven, but due to several
thoroughly avoidable delays, we arrived unfashionably late.
For some reason, you waited until the moment we were suppose
to leave home to re-sculpt your hair. Then you changed clothes
twice and after that you picked a fight with me over what I
was wearing, so then I had to change. Slowing us down further
was that little stop we made on route to the party.
That, I admit, was my idea.

I'll never forget... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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C.D.s Magic Love Skin Cream





CD’s Magic Love Skin Cream

By J. J. Scribe

No one could have guessed the truth about CD’s obsessive sex life. To
any casual observer—or even a curious one—he appeared to be a perfectly
normal man. He was a junior partner at his firm in Philadelphia, with a solid
financial future in front of him. Though he didn’t attend regularly,
he was a member of the First Methodist Church, a friendly face at
coffee hours and social events.

Though divorced for five years, he remained friends with his former
wife and was a loving father to his three c***dren, sharing them on
alternati... Continue»
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Learning to masturbate was such fun

I was an early bloomer I guess you'd say, puberty came at the young age of 11 and my hormones ran wild. Every morning it seemed I would wake up with a boner. I would shower and pee after which my boner would go away. I wasn't yet sure what was happening as my body began to change, hair began to grow on my chest and pubic area. As the months passed I noticed that my dick was getting bigger and the boners became more frequent, sometimes when I least expected it. I would go swimming with some of my friends at the pool, we would talk about the pretty girls we saw as we played in the water. I soon ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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hiding at the football game

so it was the begining of my senior year
my ex and i were staying after school to walk around until the homecoming game started. so we were walking around the campus just trying to be alone together to sort through some troubles we were having, and of course when we FINALLY got comfortable enough to tlk everyone started to show up so we decide to sneak into the school through the auditorium window to get some quiet. so we were sitting in the back row of seats in the huge echoing auditorium tlking, when i put my arm over her shoulder and pull her closer to me so i can rest my head on hers. she... Continue»
Posted by c-mon96 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Joke-Untitled

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home owner's wife to the bed
The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
And hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
Don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.
Sat... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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celebrating our one year together

True Story
Bappy's parents went out for a few hours and we were feeling naughty.
I got up and kissed bappy really passionately and he pushed me against the wall holding my arms above my head.
I struggled free and opened the door with my elbow not taking my lips off bappy. on our way through I grabbed a towel from the bannister and threw it on the bed. He picked me up and pushed me onto the bed kissing his way down my body.

Ramming his tongue in my pussy we both groaned as he tasted me and teased my little pussy. as I leaned up he pulled off my top and trousers properly and left me in ... Continue»
Posted by maaao 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Death Ode to an Electronic Device

Poor little iPod. Faithful servant; you finally died.
No tunes to jam by or any music for the ride.
Sixty gigs of memory, you had a lot of stuff.
You traveled the world with me to places generally rough.

You kept me company in ole' Douchebagistan,
as I charged you with solar cells and cooled you down with fans.
Or hooked you up to the laptop in Iraq,
or the time I left you during that fucking mortar attack.

I've had you in shitholes where things weren't so nice.
Or when we partied in Dubai with women, drinks and ice.
We froze together out on the Khyber Pass,
as you kept entert... Continue»
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