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New swingers bar in Hamilton NZ

Beneath their conservative facade Waikato suburbs have been a hotbed of swinging for years, says the owner of a new partner-swapping venue in central Hamilton.

Louise Colton opened Club 52 in Victoria St last night – a new bar billed as a "classy, erotic lounge bar for adults" which is the city's first specifically for swingers.

"It's a swingers' club. As soon as you say that people know exactly what you're talking about," Ms Colton said. The business offers an upmarket venue for swinging Waikato couples to meet like-minded others and has bee... Continue»
Posted by billstew 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1235  |  
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Who'd be in your ideal movie? Please read!

I'd love to see a lesbian film featuring Roxanne Pallet from Emmerdale and Helen Flanagan from Coronation Street. To those of you reading this who don't know who they are, just google their names, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Just imagine the 2 of them dressed in school uniforms eating each other out. Fucking amazing!
Now, as stunning as they may be, they are basically "normal" girls. It would be easy to say that you'd love to see Beyonce having her clit licked by Rihanna...(there's a thought!) Come on, boys and girls. I really want to hear who yo... Continue»
Posted by mrharvey 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 306  |  
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at airport

i have been working at airport for 5 years and it was my first time having fuck at my work place ...one a night when i was standby a hot lady came and she missed her connection flight she was angry and was looking so hot coz of she missed meeting with her boyfriend...and i tryed to help her the closest flight was 8 hours later and i transferred her to that and i asked if she wanna she can hang with me there 2...she accepted..we were having fun and drinking our coffes there and she told me about her meeting and how she missed her boyfriends dick..i got hard and so hot ..i offered fucking with ... Continue»
Posted by drive_me 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2190  |  
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Best way to help people avoid d**gs.

Final Solution for d**g addicts with proven logistic at no cost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHuejScFZsM
Please open this video and you will like it for you and your friends.... Continue»
Posted by paulbequi 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 260  |  
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Sci-Fi - The SFL Dairy Laboratory - cows

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NASA contributes 40% of the Budget at the Sexperimental Farm Laboratory.


This is a Documentary of 1998 when the Fallopians


threatened our Civlisation.


The account of SFL Dairy, June 1st - 24th 1998. Iowa




After meeting their maids in the house, k**man then

took the two w... Continue»
Posted by millymooe 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 441  |  
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Images of an Affair

At some point in every marriage one or the other gets a thought that screams
through the brain like the Harley you were stuck next to at the light the other
day on the way home from work.... you know the one, like there is something
differnt about the way your wife has been carrying herself or the way her pussy
feels or smells, just a tiny bit differnt then the way it normaly does, you know....like the times in the past when you used a condom for the lamest reasons
only a new couple can come up with??? now days you dont give a shit because
wearing a piece of laytex or anything for that... Continue»
Posted by mrdettail96 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 550  |  
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rekhaaaaaa

I had just landed up my first job in Mumbai (immediately after college) and had moved into a one bedroom flat (apartment) in Andheri. It was a f****y friend’s flat and I was in the process of purchasing it from them (with financial help from my parents and Bank) as my parents had moved to native place to spend their old years. My flat was on the fifth floor and there were four flats per floor in our section. I am 5’11”, well built, exercises regularly (daily) and 25 years of age. The excitement of the job, new flat, living independently, were all too much for a young excited ... Continue»
Posted by deepuin 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 477  |  
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Question for the men?

I have been talking with men, and, most men say 'They like to fuck a smelling foul pussy!' because, it give them pleasure during sex, and, like the smell of sex in the room, more like a workout.

My quesion is, What do you prefer, a smelling foul pussy? or, a pussy don't have no scent at all?


PS. If wondering about my pussy, my pussy don't have no scent.... Continue»
Posted by hotblackpussy42 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 858  |  
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What does it mean

Okay, let me say to the many that might say what the fuck. And ask why I am posting this. Well I know that there are some that don't know everything so to "ABC" the sex words, (Just for the ones that don't have a clue. And the credit goes to the "sex dictionary"). >>> Please note some of the key words were left off for obvious reasons of course as some of them were very taboo. <<< Enjoy........

afterglow - n.
The good feeling experienced after sex, especially the feeling of a woman after an orgasm.

I screamed as we both climaxed, then he... Continue»
Posted by hairyseeker69 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2362  |  
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Last Night

So last night me and my wife where in our living room watching movies, and she started to fall asl**p. So I said hey I know your not sl**ping, because everytime I spend a lot of time ppicking out these movies and everytime you fall asl**p. she said I'm sorry baby I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open can you help me stay awake. I looked at her like ???? what? She said maybe be if you put that big daddy dick in my fat wet pussy I might be able to stay awake.
I said I think I can keep you up. So she slowly untied my shorts and pulled my dick out and put it against her face lik... Continue»
Posted by leneddy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 549  |  
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Little cock convention

Little Cock convention

They came from all over the nation to downtown LA convention center. It was the "Little Cock Convention" I watched as men from all races and status came in. Sometimes they came with their wives,friends,Mistresses,lovers, or even their boyfriends. I was on Guard duty and
walking the convention hall. Looking at the cuckold porn, sheepish looking bulls up on the Auction block, Penis extenders,pumps, and all the other crap that came with this convention. I looked at some over eager wives and husbands pawing at some "bulls" and walked over "Ex... Continue»
Posted by sinfultictac 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1174  |  
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young adventure

In our town back when I was a young teenager there was a man who used to frequent the Gent’s toilets. Today he would probably be considered a paedophile or at least a gay sex maniac. The Gent’s toilet was a dark lit building with very small windows up near the roof standing on the corner of a side street which was a cul-de-sac. There were individual old fashioned porcelain toilet stalls. The place used to have a very strong urine smell no matter when you went in there.
The man used to be standing facing into one of the stalls in the corner. When my pal and I or anyone went in he ... Continue»
Posted by trickydicky111 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 419  |  
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Fucking Sex St raving Grandma s****r and Her Daugh

Fucking Sex St raving Grandma s****r and Her Daughter


This was happened when I was 21, one day taking leave from work I want to my native , I reached native , I came to know my mother was in hospital and my father and my only s****r is hospital. I went and see her she was happy and another a day or 2 she has to stay in the hospital, In the evening my mothers chithi( my grandma s****r) she came to see her ,she is a widow and only daughter is a nurse in Bangalore ,once in a 2 month she will come ,so grandma alone in the village, she never went out of the village and she was 65 ,in he... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2328  |  
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MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

I didn’t have sex for many days until my Uncle went to US.She used to be very free and I used to chat with her ,she invited me stay at her house because she is alone with her dauther I used to fantasy her and her daugther, she asked me to sl**p in her room as in other room her dauther used to study and sl**p .She used to see serials until 10.00pm and used to come into my room and sl**p.She is drop-dead gorgeous. 36-26-36, I swear it. 5′8″; smooth, fair skin; beautiful, long blond hair; good looking eyes . Once I saw her when she just came from ba... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4729  |  
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Roaming the City on a glorious summers day I find

The sun filtered in through the window, its golden rays warming my naked flesh as I awoke.

I pushed the thin sheet covering back even further and smiled dreamily as I felt a pulse of sexual energy wash over me.

Lazily, I traced my fingers around the fullest part of my breasts, enjoying how heightened my senses were on this gorgeous sunny day. My skin tingled as fingertip connected to flesh, and I trailed a line down my body becoming more aroused by the moment.

My pelvic region began to pulsate as I teased myself running my fingers up and down my legs, and I felt myself becoming wetter... Continue»
Posted by The_Real_Kaz_B 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 387  |  
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Photo Album:Teacher's Pet, Part Two

Dr. C. Chambers Post, grew up in a religious Roman Catholic home in a working class neiborhood in Queens, NY. As a young man, he knew he was different from the other boys in his school. But with a strong religious mother and distant transit worker father, he felt it best to keep his sexual predilictions to himself. He was tall, 6'2", handsome, young man with a well built body. As a 17 yo high school senior, he enjoyed being persued by the young ladies in their circle of friends. His two older b*****rs had followed their father in the transit buisness, where if they worked hard for 25... Continue»
Posted by Blondkid2020 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 681  |  
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Eyebrows

One day there was a man who was driving down the highway when he got cut off by a careless driver,the man doing his best to avoild a accident couldn't stop.His car flipped over three times and bust into flames,when the firemen and rescue services got there they saw he he was burned very badly.After six months in the hospidtol he made a full recovery,but there was one problem his eyebrows were gone.They couldn't find no human hair to match his hair,so they used the hair from the hind leg of a dog.So the man lived the rest of his life very well untill he passes a fireplug,when he do... Continue»
Posted by bildwarrior 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 470  |  
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the connection

i have been exposed to sex for the better part of sixteen years...from the first time i ever had an erection i knew i enjoyed it, the sneaking around, having to hide this enjoyment, in essence i discovered in hiding this enjoyment i essentially made it my own...something that i could have to myself (like thinking to yourself, but physically) for years i kept this ritual to myself and thought i could maintain this escape for a long time

but the night i lost my virginity i lost that to which i could keep...

that night was...unique a story all to its own

but regardless the outcome was gr... Continue»
Posted by gsriw 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 541  |  
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Great Gifs ---My Favs








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Posted by DWurks19 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1646  |  
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Empty mind

I find myself tied. Bend forward, tied up to the top and tied down to a low table. I am kneeling with spread legs. I can`t move a little bit, it feels like I`m drawn in all directions. With my dick, my balls and my asshole exposed.

My arms tied to my back and to the top of the room, wich i can not see, because i am blindfolded. My upper body fixed in a horizontal position. I can`t even move my head. My mouthpussy is stuffed and spread open at the same time, by a ballgag with a cap.

With a mask that mutes my ears, i can`t find out whats going on around me.
As I hear near hollow voices an... Continue»
Posted by swissboy1984 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 720  |  
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