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Funniest story ever!! ...Enjoy

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I ... Continue»
Posted by thedurbnow 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2144  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Nascar Ole Country Style)

Warning: This story has Dom/Sub, Wife sharing, Brutal Anal, F2M Oral, male creampie cleaning, Alc., Humiliation, and Nascar. If you’re trying to quit watching cars drive in a circle, PLEASE STOP HERE.

One thing that us Southern backwoods inbred, white trash trailer rednecks are known for it Nascar. Now add some friends, Alcohol, and me, a dutiful wife, and you got yourself a good time! Cum see how I pleased my hubbies desires. Don't forget the shine.






Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community, lived poor uneducated folk, I was one... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1994  |  
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KARI'S JAIL HOUSE S.W.A.N.K.

* KARI'S, JAILHOUSE S.W.A.N.K.
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------ Hey there "SEXY!" How are you doing? Doing me, when I get out, "No-Doubt!" My pussy's just dripping wet, thinking about it, and your harder then a rock too, I just bet! I'll first get down on my knees, then unzip your jeans! You play with my swollen clit a bit,while I stroke your enormous dick! Then I'll Insert it into my water... Continue»
Posted by JUICYBOX 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2229  |  
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KARI'S JAILHOUSE S.W.A.N.K.

------ Hey you, listen up! This is how it's going to be! I'm going to tie you down, and suck you off, until you explode, with a fat load, of your sweet, sweeet cream! Oh, what a wonderful wet' dream! So, I'll start with placing your ball's on my face, your cock then fall's right in place, while I hum like a motor-boat race! You'll scream, so loud my eardrum's will pop, but don't worry baby, I won't stop! Not until I mount your hard throbbing cock! You place your hand's on my breast, my pelvis, will not rest! My pleasure's you ... Continue»
Posted by JUICYBOX 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 96  |  
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Joke for today

WY

An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.

The Black guy notices the white guy has '" WY" tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for? The white guy says .. Well when I get an erection it spells my girlfriends name " WENDY " , The surprised white guy sees that the Black guy also has " WY " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for?

The black guy says , well when I get an erection it spells " WE... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 742  |  
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My Best Friend (continued)

Pete and I hardly spoke on the long walk to the cabin other than to remark on the occasional wildlife we saw on the way. Both of us were lost in thought about what we had done that morning, and maybe thinking of what was to come. I can't speak for Pete, but I was getting aroused thinking about it.

We finally made the cabin, stowed our gear, and talked about what to do next. "Let's go skinny dippin'", Pete said with a grin. "That was a long walk and it's hot." I agreed, and as we walked toward the swimmin hole said, "I need to pee first.&... Continue»
Posted by joebobwahr 4 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1614  |  
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Friends girl and Me

It all started on my friends birthday.
James had been a good friend of mine for a few years and I had known his girlfriend, Felicia, for only a few weeks.

She was 19, about my height and had long brown hair with blue eyes, I thought she was attractive but never imagined anything could happen with her, she was my friends girlfriend.

The three of us met up at a pub for a few drinks and a meal, and eventually a few drinks led to hitting the town for a night of clubbing.
It was about 3am when Felicia said she was tired, so we all left and she and James caught a taxi together.

The next m... Continue»
Posted by leicboy19 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1047  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Crackle in the Cold Barn)

Warning:
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.


Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3271  |  
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where was I ?

so where was i I'd just come into the room, you were stood at the window looking out over the night sky of venice the breeze coming in to the window and , of yes i'd just eased the dress from your shoulders and was kissing down your neck,
down your back with my hands gently cupping your beautiful breasts.
I turn you slowly and kiss your hips as i'm turning you sliding your panties off your bottom and down as i continue to kiss ,
licking your rose as i move toward your pussy
my hand has glided up between your legs, up between your thighs until it reaches those soft lips , i g... Continue»
Posted by naughty66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 210  |  
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Little Piggy Series (the V.O. Segrams, RV)

Once Upon a time in a southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and at the same time keep me entertained on the farm.

One night while I was stroking my husband’s penis in bed, he mentioned to me that one of his desires was to be with each of my female relatives. I laughed at first thinking ... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1456  |  
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Laptop Love

I try balancing the laptop on my knees as my left hand fumbles through my underwear, fumbling to get a hold of my hard cock to free him from the tighter and tighter confines of my boxer-briefs. All the while, my right hand clicks furiously on the left button of the mouse -- trying to find a pornographic scene that I am satisfied will put me over the top. A scene that is not too long but not too short. A scene that will not only keep my dick hard but also make me so hot, that I will cum like I have never cum before. After clicking through several porn scenes of various genres of perversions, I ... Continue»
Posted by rightntwo 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 253  |  
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Little Piggy Series (The Plaza Motel)

Once Upon a time in a southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to take me on trips away from the farm. To see the big city!

This Friday, my hubby told me to dress up. Boofy Hair, Heavy makeup, Nails done. Then I put on my Thigh High stockings, lace panties, and lace nursing bra. Then I was to put on my slip, and chemise. Then I would put o... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1400  |  
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The Coleman Pop-Up Camper Money Maker

Once Upon a time in a soutern backwood farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk. I grew up as most young ladies do minding my parents, and taking those sticky tractor rides with paw, as he plowed the fields, and planted his seeds in the tiny rows. It always put a smile on his face as well as mine to be such a special helper. Keeping the field weeded was always a chore.

Then the city over opened a water park, and of course they charged money. So my b*****r came up with the idea that he would have his firends cum over to the trailer after they got done doing their chores. ... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2716  |  
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I FUCKED MY BOSS ;)

Im a 23 year old guy when i was 18 working in a Pharamacy this happend like 5 years ago and this storie im gunna tell you i well never forget THIS WAS INSPIRED IN TRUE STORIE.

I been a Stockboy for 3 years in a Pharamacy store i wont say which one but its very popular.Anyways i have this Boss that i had my eye on for a very long time since ive been working in that place her name is Elaine she is very beautiful mexican middle age women about late 30's early 40's with a lovely spanish acccent,long curly firey hair,brown eyes,beautiful face,nice thick body with thick legs and huge do... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2396  |  
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Wet Edit

Wet Edit

Melody sighed as she unlocked the door of her apartment. Thank God it’s the weekend she thought to herself. In her hands she juggled her briefcase, a shopping bag of groceries and a bottle of wine.

It had been six months since her relationship had ended. She marveled at how far she had come in establishing her independence. She now had her own place, her own things and her much needed freedom. Life as she knew it was good. She sang her favourite line from her favourite Jann Arden song: I am not lonely swear to God I’m just alone.

Melody kicked the door shut and pl... Continue»
Posted by vandolly 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 975  |  
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OBSESSED with anal!

Dear Readers,

This is a story that I immensely enjoyed writting. It has a bit of everything in it except quickies. I hope that you all enjoy it. Comments are appreciated!

~Cum_Shooter

Chapter 1

I loved masturbating. My problem was that I loved it more than having sex and it was getting frustrating. I didn't want it to be that way but I couldn't seem to help it. I figured that it was just something wrong with me.

One of my problems was that I was always dissatisfied after sex. Two minutes after my guy left or went to sl**p; I was masturbating to get myself off. It wasn... Continue»
Posted by Cum_Shooter 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1552  |  
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in love with love

what makes us different from a****ls is we form relationships.or at least some of us do.some of us just behave like a****ls.straight in straight out wham bam thank you mam and move on to the next pussy.

well i am not like that.dont get me wrong i love pussy.i love making love to a woman.i like to think of a woman like a christmas present.not all the biggest presents are the best.not always the most expensive ones either.

they need to be unwrapped with care and attention.and then the surprise you were waitng for can be found.just like in a woman.

i love to take my time with women.no ru... Continue»
Posted by 69licklover 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 252  |  
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me and my wife

I love my wife and I love her big tits and fat ass and I like to play her big tits and cumming them.But I like to see pics and videos with big tits and big fat asses. I think to myself that every man likes.Sometimes I jack off to pics and videos.My wife does not know about it.I take pictures my wife while sl**ping.She has got very big tits.Someday in the morning I am going to take picture her big tits and I was griping by my hand her big tit and another I was going to take picture suddenli she was wake up and she was be very angri for me.I would like to give my wife's big tits to my profi... Continue»
Posted by jimi12 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 684  |  
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Why I won't post pictures of my face here.

I wanted to give a blanket answer since I get so many requests for it. Look, guys, I love that everyone finds me attractive. Thank you all so much. I'll continue to post body shots but the reason I won't show my face is the same reason I can't post any video of me doing anything (damn it!). See, I know my dad has an account here. When I went home for Christmas last year I was fooling around in his office (looking for cigars actually) and I started checking out his computer. You know, being a snoop. Well, I saw this site in his history. I even clicked on his profile. I w... Continue»
Posted by fuckablebitch 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1581  |  
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Auntie Haley, s****r Lilly and my fucked up world.

"How are you going pencil dick, have you had a wank today" it was fun being woken from a great wet dream with those words from my s****r Lilly! We had developed a sort of love/hate relationship since the numerous encounters around the house this year.

I wasn't exactly sure where I stood with her, firstly she would be nice to me and then not so. Lilly had made it a habit of sneaking into my room late at night to administer my 'punishment' This started with an insult to which I would ignore to be followed by a hand reaching under my covers and grabbing my cock. She wa... Continue»
Posted by taboobeast 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2358  |  
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