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Cum for me

it was a late thursday evening, i was revising hard for my biology exam, i got to the sex ed part of my revision guide and my penis grew like a daffodil spring,i was stroking my penis tirelessley when my nan walked in, out of nowhere saucey music began to play, she took off her dressing gown and uttered the words " let me play with your daffodildo big boy" and then she died. ... Continue»
Posted by thebakemeister 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Seduced for the very first time

My story dates from the late 80's when I was still seeking my way through life. I was only 19, enormously shy, quite innocent and fresh out of a failed attempt at university. I know now that I had been wronged when the university body expelled me just because I was in a girlfriend's bedroom at night, but at the time no matter what or who caused it all, my life wasn't going to plan any more. My parents were still very supportive and told me that I had to face the music; I needed money, a means to support myself, a job quickly. Luckily at my old boarding school I had been taught bookkeeping and ... Continue»
Posted by vallez 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Karma: an erotic look into cosmic payback

Today I rode to the local medical marijuana dispensary on my bike. Let me rephrase, my bicycle. I have a car, but have much enjoyed the physical advantages to riding in reasonable distance on a bike. About five miles out, two in, I encountered a silver SUV stalled out in the right lane of a busy street I was biking through. Naturally I stopped because I am a good person, and I know the detrimental exchange of the bystander effect ( When there are more people around, a single person is less likely to help due to the idea that someone else will help out.) I hoped off my bike, asked... Continue»
Posted by jungles 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Tales of the desperate amateurs

Tales of the desperate amateurs.

Tales of the Desperate Amateurs By Yariana

So there I was, nervous as hell. I was picking up my first couple to film. I had no idea what I was doing. I just knew that I had had it with asshole bosses. I also had no illusions about being an expert in something as taboo as filming porn.

She was not as pretty as the picture that she had sent me. It would not be the last time that this would happen. I picked them up in front of their trailer. She had been pretty once. You could tell that life had been really hard on her.

How had she found me?... Continue»
Posted by damateurs 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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That thing that sticks up between us

I sat in the back seat, feeling slightly agitated and uneasy. I guess I was bored and boredom leads to imagining something more daring-do, which in my case, something of a sexual nature.
I was working myself into a sexual state of mind, and the guy sitting in the drivers seat, a long time admirer of me, according to my husband, was staining hard to look up my short skirt in his rear-view mirror, something I observed and something I let him do, after-all, it was free and I enjoyed providing him with a little pleasure.
'Why dont you climb in beside me', he challenged, meaning the passenger sea... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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my new life...part 2

'ANSWER ME NOW !!!'he growled.'no master leon,i will never run from you again...'i cried.he glared at me . he quickly undressed himself and tore of my black lace panties and bra.he un-tied me and tied me to the poles at my head makeing me stuck doggie-style on the table.before i could ask him what was happening he quickly jumped on the table and slamed his 10 inch cock straight into my wet cunt.'AHHHHHHHH' i screamt as he pulled his cock in and out of me making it go in as far as his 10 inches of cock would go.he was fucking me so hard and so aggresivly ,and so fast .it felt so good with each ... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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my new life...

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! i screamed,as leon tackled me. 'you know better than to run from you master jewl.'he chuckled.'YOUR NOT MY GOD-DAMN MASTER , SO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!'i yelled.'well looks like my little slave-slut needs punishment'he laughed , as he picked me up and put a ball gag in my mouth.then he slung me over his shoulder,as i began to wail.he took me all the way back up the long narrow drive.when we got through the door , he didnt put me down like he normally dose. he went straight to the torture room.'tisk-tisk,today i was going to pleasure you , but now i c... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Shibari Fiction

I managed to shove the key into the lock of my apartment and pushed the door open with my head. You’d think working in the tech department would mean less late nights, but I’d been working until eleven or later at night for the past week. I hadn’t slept more to make up for it either, and since de-stressing through video games took a higher priority than sl**ping, I was about to crash and crash hard. After going to the bathroom and taking a hot shower to wake me up, I threw my old work clothes back on and headed for the kitchen.
“Nnnn… food. I need food.” I muttered to myself, rubbing my wet b... Continue»
Posted by blackeyedkitsune 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Long Fiction

I glanced at my boyfriend nervously. He’d been very quiet for the past half hour, just sitting and staring out the window, like he was waiting for something. It was making me really jumpy. Usually when he was really quiet that meant he was either upset or thinking very seriously about something—both very, very bad things, in my opinion. Cautiously, I sat down by his knees and nudged him gently with my head. “Hey.”
He looked down, startled, and the look on his face told me he wasn’t upset. “You look like a teenage girl waiting for her first date to show up.” I teased quietly, resting my head a... Continue»
Posted by blackeyedkitsune 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Golf is Fun

My husband, Ken, and I have been married 15 years. It has always been great, as he is truly my soul mate. There is nothing that I wouldn't do for or with him. About three years ago, we decided to add some extra excitement to our sex life by letting me seduce and have sex with another man. Before I tried it, I made sure that it was ok with Ken. He assured me that it was. I found that Ken really got off on knowing that another man was giving me orgasms and I was doing the same to him. I always shared my experiences with Ken, either by telling him every detail or letting him watch or join in. I r... Continue»
Posted by xhamster1974 4 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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E-TYPE CHRISTMAS-(true event)

I HAVE TO THANK RETROLOVER, as a result of talking with him, my memory was set back to Christmas DAy morning 1980 at 0134 me and Two Work Mates who i will call "TOM and DICK" were waiting for the Staff Coach to take us home, these coaches were either 24 or 82 seter jobs normaly. TOM says "Hay whats this coming our way" Dick "no Can`t be for us shorly" along came the usual coach driver exept hes driving my boy hood dream car the E-Type Jaguar Sports Car, For those who don`t know it, a two seater, the driver had not checked-in to see if there was anyone who needed it, he was aparently just passi... Continue»
Posted by THEFORBIDDENMAN 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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New U Salon

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Author: Zon19
Story: New U SalonNew U Salon
By Zon19
(mc, md, gr)
The following is a storyline that was started on the BE Archive's Adventure,
"Unending BE." Feel free to visit the archive or its extendable addventure at This particular story was written by myself and L.E.
through the extendable addventure. I have compiled and elaborated on the initial
plot and present it to you, the reader, as a stand-alo... Continue»
Posted by SharonwithTitsout 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Company With Men!

Diane, a former prostitute wants to escape away from her abusing
pimps and other men. She wants to change her life around to become a
better person. Diane wants to go back to school, and get a good job. But, it's
seem whatever she do, she always fail. Diane loves to dress sexy, she
is 45 year old, and has a curvy shape with a size 48 D cup breast. Diane’s
hip is very wide and her ass shake very heavy when she walk. Guys
can't resist stopping and staring at her. She just ignores them and continues
walking. One day Diane have an interview for a job, Diane wore a short mini
skirt (you co... Continue»
Posted by Darkpussy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Agnes' Sex Story! :D

A sex story? :/ That's a tough one. I guess it's mostly about writing all those dirty words together with an unrealistic, poor tale about some smoking hot girl riding a fat middelaged man with a hairy belly from Düsseldorf, Germany. I consider it kind of funny, but also a little bit sad. It's okay to fantasize, but come on ... it's a missed penalty with no goalkeeper to even think something like that. I don't understand it. Why would you possibly fantasize about something that is so implausible? Think we have all read about that pimple faced teenager who, because of his math teacher who sooo h... Continue»
Posted by Agnes26DK 4 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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i woke up in the night and had to have a piss so held it in as long as i could and could feel my ball getting bigger and buy dick was pumping and pumping and just let go the piss fill my pants and soke my bed and it ran down my leg and it was a good feeling and i cum at the same time and left my room and as i left my room my mum went in and she could see all the piss and cum and said come with me so i did and my mum put me in her bed and lick my ball to get the cum off and piss and she sat on my face and said i have to clean that up and she piss on my face and piss on my dick so i pull of my a... Continue»
Posted by jimbob12345 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Welcome To The Nieghbour Hood,Cally!

New Jersey-2006

well it was around spring when Cally arrived.
i was just walking shop when i saw a moving van next to my house,
there was a brunette girl who looked around my age,
long brown hair,curves to die for,and bright blue eyes.

i went over to introduce myself i asked her how old she was and i was right she was 16
after a while her mother asked her to go shop so we both went.
on our way back she asked me what school i attend.
it turns out she attending there next week
so i said i will knock on for her and walk school
that morning i made sure i looked my best i dont know ... Continue»
Posted by charlie-xxx 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Make Yourself Cum

Let me start by saying I have an over active sex drive. I could be doing anything, and suddenly I become unexpectedly aroused. Sometimes even the littlest things can set me off anything from putting clothes in the washer to an erotic glance from an interesting stranger. The smell of fresh cut grass, and the feel of it on my bare feet can bring back a flow of memories of previous outdoor sexual experiences.

Anyway when the urge hits me unexpectedly, I choose to masturbate and after the last time I decided to share my personal experience with everyone..

I ran to my bedroom and sla... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Secret Affair

There must be something about me that causes me to be abnormally horny all the time. I don't know what it is but just smelling or being close to any woman can give me a woody the size of Texas. I just love women!! The way they walk, with their cute little shakes, and wiggles drives me wild. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual most women are uninterested in me. Although I consider myself to be handsome and outgoing, most women find me arrogant, and pompous.

Jenna is my steady girlfriend and I try very hard to stay faithful to her. Of course the task would really be a challenge, if another ... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Party Girl

"Oh come on Phyllis, it'll be fun," Brenda pleaded, "you're always saying how you never get a chance to meet anyone and I can guarantee you that the place we are going will be loaded with a lot of guys!!!" Phyllis looked doubtfully at her room mate and replied, "I don't know, Freddy has some pretty weird friends, do you really think we should!?!" "Of course we should, silly," Brenda replied excitedly, "and what you consider weird, I consider "different"!!!" "Well," Phyllis replied, "if you really think so............." "Good, it's settled then," Brenda said happily, "we're gonna go!!!

... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Scary Sex Story

My name is Diane and this is my story. It happened on Halloween night just about a year ago. I had been invited to a costume party at my friend Kathy's house. Her party was always the event of the season riddled with casual sex and promiscuous d**g use everyone who was anyone would be there. Kathy had called me personally the night before to remind me of my invitation and to dress appropriately. I was so excited I love Halloween and the idea of slipping into a fantasy of being someone I am not for the course of an evening is immensely erotic .

My husband Kyle on the other hand is often... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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