Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 102
Katie had only just found her seat and already she was feeling uneasy. The theater was packed; it was after all opening night. To her left sat a couple of teenaged girls chatting and giggling, to her right a father and son busy talking about the score of the game tonight. She did a quick scan of the dimly lit room but she couldn’t see him. She knew he was there, she just didn’t know where.
He had given her the toys and instructions to which she had to follow to the letter:
-8pm, Theater 7, row 5, seat 8
-Enter the theater with the beads in place and insert the vibrator when the lights... Continue»
I went to see my male physiologist to talk about the wet dream I were having. Here, how I had explained the dream: 'I was playing a role as a sexy housewife to my husband, wearing nothing underneath my bathrobe. I’ve just finish taking a hot bubble bath, my pussy was still soaking and wet, and, my husband is lying on the bed watching TV with his dick stand out of his underpants. I took off my bathrobe, walk over to my husband, begin to suck on his hard rock dick, I suck his dick like a lollipop; I can feel his dickhead going toward my deep throat. Slurping, and licking on his dick nice and fas... Continue»
I was just 16 years old, still slim and quite flexible. I went through puberty early at 13 and as my hormones went into overdrive a lot of things started changing, My pubes grew in and my cock grew out, I would get a boner every time in the showers after GYM class surrounded by all the other guys in my class. My best friend at the time was also in a similar way. He live a block over from me and we would often camp out in my tent in the back yard. I kept a stash of girly magazines for us to look at and we had fun talking about girls and getting horny. We we're not shy about getting naked and ma... Continue»
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Just finished college and had no work so returned home for the summer having sorted work for the following September abroad. I was out mowing the lawn when my mother pointed out that the neighbours are away and the lawn could do with a cut. so went over and did so, a few later days Matilda or maddy our neighbour popped over to thank me for the help. she explained that her husband wasn't around anymore as he had run of with another man and she was not too happy bout that fact. She we... Continue»
Alright people this is my first attempt at a short story and it came from the help of an xhamster friend, thanks "Mouthlove"
I would choose the one next to her with the sensual and sexy face and the piercing eyes. Now how would like for her to please me well I would have to say while we were at a private night club and we had a semi secluded table and we had been flirting and teasing each other immensely and so she tells me to sit back and relax and she has a gift and surprise for me so she slides down my body and lowers my zipper and pulls out my cock and slowly starts to lick around the ... Continue»
Me, my friends and my flat mate spontainiously went out for a drink, we carried on the party back at our flat where the conversation went on about sex and **** sizes, me and my girls asked how big my flatemates was but he just shyed away so we thought we'd get him d***k.... as the night went on he got so d***k he passed out and thats when we started to have our fun.
We tied him up just incase he woke then unzipped his trousers and pulled the down... We all gasped in shock to how tiny and shrivelled up his **** was, one of my friends said she'd never seen one that small... EVER!!! another co... Continue»
She is the one who has made me do this! I was saying to myself when I found myself sl**ping beside her. It was an intoxicating night none of us knew that it will lead to this but it was fun, hell of a night to experience. I never thought that I will ever get into bed with her so easily. She is one the most beautiful woman I have ever seen; she has the perfect figure with flash in right proportion in right places.
I was mesmerized by her beauty the moment I saw her and she understood the effect she had on me (which she used to her full advantage that night). It was my cousin’s bachelor part... Continue»
I’ve been fumbling over chapter four because, to be quite honest, we didn’t go near each other for the rest of the day.
Well, I say we didn’t go near each other but in reality, we’re inseparable when we’re together – I just meant that we didn’t go near each other sexually but that didn’t mean others wouldn’t.
We were starving, we were fucked, we knew we had to get a shower, we were covered in cum – both new and old, dried to us like wallpaper paste.
In the shower we stood under the power water soaking our bruised bodies – smirking at each other like teenagers at what had been going on... Continue»
A quick story about my friend’s wedding party in Vegas.
So about 7 years ago, my friend got married in Vegas.
It was a simple wedding, they said their vows, all our high school friends were there and had a nice reception at the Mirage.
They got divorced 5 years later like most marriages do in the US but this is not the story.
The next weekend after the party, my friend Charles who also went to the wedding party told us a funny story.
Charles, ever since a k**, was never the outgoing type.
He is “Mr nice guy” who would never say NO, always helped out when help was needed, a very h... Continue»
So this happened on my 18th birthday this older chick(whose name I will not disclose) that was my neighbor. She had watched me grow up my whole life. She was a milf, in fact she was my best friends mom. So the story is simple she came over to my house to wish me a happy birthday, but she said she left my gift at her house. We went back and she had started taking her clothes off. Right then and there I had the biggest smile on my face. So she started off sucking my dick. Then I went down on her she was moaning so loud, I thought the whole neighborhood would hear her. She then screamed stick you... Continue»
WHEN IN THE JUNGLE......
( This is Real fantasy and soon to be a video...,,I recokn readers check out some of pics relating to this story in picture gallery on same website)
I was chatting on f'book when my dad came back from work.It was summer time .'honey we need to move ,I got transferred to Neyport, a remote village in west manchester',he said to mom. I don't know how their further conversation unfolded,but after a while mom came to me and said,'matt ,we need to move to new place ,you might have heard your dad,since you are having holidays,both ( dad and mom)of us wish to ... Continue»
She had no panties on and a mini skirt.
When he ate her pussy it made her squirt.
He thrust his hard-on deep inside
It felt so good she nearly cried.
"I've never been fucked quite like this,"
Then he pulled out and came on her tits.
"Oh we're not done yet; not even close.
Finger my ass hole."
"No, that's gross."... Continue»
The vagina is a powerful thing, and pumping mine is an amazing feeling. People always ask me what it feels like and why I do it. Oh, there are many reasons.
The first time I ever saw a pumped pussy was last year, while browsing online, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was gigantic, obscene - and a massive turn-on. I knew I just had to try this for myself. I immediately rushed into the kitchen, got some boiling water and used it to heat the inside of an empty glass jar. Next I hastily slathered some lubricant over the smooth mound of my pussy before emptying the jar of water and clamping it... Continue»
i was a bit young and for legal reasons im not telling you my age when i lost my virginaty but i will tell you this, NEVER FUCK A GIRL THAT HAS A STUPID s****r. it was a wednesday and i was walking to my girlfriends house to do.. you know, we enter the house to find only her cat and some beer bottes by her stairs, we disposed the beer bottles and went to her bed room, i startid to kiss her and she pulled my top of, i started to toach her breasts and get more and more sexual towards her, she pulled my trousers down leaving my pants and socks,then she took her top of and skirt, i un-hooked her b... Continue»
My new friend, Jeff, finished packing his large rainbow colored bong with a fresh load of sticky, resiny weed. My head buzzing from the bong hits we'd already taken, I watched him light up and inhaled deeply, then hold the smoke in his lungs. In my stoned haze, I looked at his buff physique. Jeff was an inordinately good looking man, lithe muscles bulging in a tight tank top, dark hair and darker eyes and intense features, someone who, if he had been born as a woman, most any man would have rated as a "10".
He passed me the lit bong. "Here, suck on this."
I inhaled deeply, then struggl... Continue»
Last time on Joey’s powers…
"Ohhhhhh... fu-fuck meeeeeee.."
He then relies some one was still here.
"ok if this isn't real, no more carrot cake at the cake monster!" he thought. "Here it comes"
He opened the door silently and could not believe what he saw...
He saw Candie squirting right at the office! this is the 1st time he had seen it outside of porn tapes. Her top piece was un-buttoned with her tits hanging out, thong, & skirt on the floor. Her pussy was like a automatic sprinkler that ran out of water: just... Continue»
I’ve spent the last thirty days in this hospital and it’s costing my insurance company a fortune. After twenty years without a claim for anything I figure I got it coming, so fuck ‘em. During the day I plug my computer in, log into the wireless internet and work, just like I would if I were out and at home, so it’s not like I’m actually slacking. It’s more like I’m working from a really expensive hotel room with only mediocre food. It’s the side benefit that keeps me here. I would have been out and on my feet if it weren’t for Candy. Candy is my night nurse. Now you’ve all heard the nasty stor... Continue»
Upon my 66 excursion after going into Missouri the Show Me State I met a young man in the truckstop in Joplin we were talking about all his travels and how he enjoyed meeting new truckers along his journeys but as yet he never encountered any like he read in his magazines
I said what kind of truckers is that You know the ones out here who enjoy Sex without commitments and who like a slave I started to laugh So You want to be a slave and treated to the stories you read in your magazines, Well he said I have always wanted to try something different I said come with me now first I have to ask ar... Continue»
A weekend away (chapter 3)
Woke up the next morning, shall I just say – weary, here we are, only been in the building 18 hours and we’ve already fucked each other to a standstill twice (not bad for an old bloke).
It’s ten past nine and shit, now we’ve missed breakfast – she’s still asl**p, lying next to me, looking her normal gorgeous self, only partially covered by the sheet and smelling the wonderful smell of pure womanhood.
The amazing bit for me is that she’s still asl**p and that’s from a woman who’s up at 6 and gone to work every day by 7, must be doing something right.... Continue»
There I was knackered from the journey and our fucking in the shower and now here I am three hours later, slowly being woken up by my g/f sucking on a very hard cock – my very hard cock – bliss.
The aching in my balls had spread to all over my groin area and my first thought was to get hold of a hand full of hair and push down on the back of her head.
But no, I wanted a cock at the end of this session and if I were to do that, she’d bite the fucker off and spit it at me – she really hates that being done to her.
Suddenly I saw her hair – it was so much of a fuckin mess she looked like... Continue»