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BI Strawbery Wine

I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 4

Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.

Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.

She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My BFF and I (Fantasy)

It's a late night my boyfriend, bestfriend, and I were watching a movie Megan and I on one couch talking about the movie and giving each other back massages and Tristian on the other playing on his phone. Megan had her back to me laying between my legs. It must of felt good because I could feel her running her hand up and down my leg. I didn't know if she was trying to start anything so I took a chance. We were under a blanket so Tristian couldn't see what I was about to do. I massage one of my hands down her back and around to the front of her pajama shorts. They were loose shorts so I had n... Continue»
Posted by MouthyLips 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Susan and John go shopping.

Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.

Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening rained off. Gone for a beer.'

She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"

"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"

"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."

" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"


"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Evil Souls Have No Limits (Chapter 2)

This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  


Last night I performed anal sex with another man. It was one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had in my life, mostly because I’d gradually given in to impotence over the last half a decade without knowing what to do about it. I didn’t want to see a doctor because it was too embarrassing an ordeal to put myself through.

I share a house with an openly gay male, Michael, who has lived here for the past year. It was purely for financial reasons and also to have a bit of good company around, to help me to feel less isolated from the world. Michael has had numerous bed mates around on regular ... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XVI - Favors

Jake had been feeling pretty good about himself lately. He had answered two more “summons” as Danica’s “not-Jake” in the last week, and it was starting to make a marked difference in the girl. She was bolder, more outspoken and confident, and smiled a lot more. It was as if some great burden of stress had been lifted from her. Which made sense, because in a way it was true. Danica liked being brought down to the level of an a****l; in fact, she loved it. She’d told him as much after their last fantasy encounter. She felt like all her fear and shyness got beat out of her, tempering her until sh... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XV - Cheats and Chumps

Guys, I just wanna say thank you so much for being such great readers. I love all your PMs and comments and suggestions. It's great knowing that you enjoy my work so much.
Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Naked mile

This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
Posted by gentelmenn 6 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly and the Pirates

A warm, gentle breeze blew across Jilnar Jardaly's sexy bikini-clad body, caressing her completely hairless skin, which was as smooth as silk and as gold as honey. She loved nothing more than chartering a private yacht on the beautiful Pacific Ocean, nor did two of her closest girlfriends who had come to enjoy the Caribbean getaway with her. It was just the three girls together, along with the yacht's owner and captain, a local girl named Elly, who was every bit as hot and gorgeous as Jilnar and her two beautiful fellow television media celebrity girlfriends, Basinah and Fahada.

They were a... Continue»
Posted by JilnarJardalyLustCum 6 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Jessica Bond - "Auf Wiedersehen, Pffet"


"Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well..."
The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78,
sighed as she sat down on her sofa.

The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop,
which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap.
She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia.
It was very early in the morning, still dark outside,
and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes.
Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do.
Steal Bond's money.
... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Teacher Conference by loyalsock

Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son's ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, "What ever that k** did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o'clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!" He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, "Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 6 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Memoirs of a Woman of the Wind

I opened my weak weary eyes, the glare from the bright sunshine obscured my vision,
as strange faces looked down upon me.

I could hear the sound of rolling waves from the sea, and my clothes felt heavy and wet.
My blonde hair was all matted from the salty water.
I had been lying u*********s on a sandy beach.

The handsome faces staring down at me were brown with a slight reddish tint to them.
I'd never seen faces like these before.
There was a mix of men and women, and some young boys and girls amongst the small crowd too.
They each had long strait thick black hair,
Both genders ... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part XIV - Just Rewards

Jake woke early, having already slept between moments. Time was already a totally different concept to him than it had been before, it seemed. He looked at the clock by the bed, noting that it was only 4 in the morning. Plenty of time to get started on the day.
But first, it seemed there was some unfinished business to take care of. Jake had meant to spend some time next door last night, and had got so caught up with Katie that it had slipped his mind. A quick shower to freshen up and an apple from the fridge later, he was whistling to himself and strolling out the door.
He’d taken the l... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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A.J. - Teacher's Pet

We're lay on the sofa cuddling when I suddenly get up and say,“I have a special surprise for you… Wanna follow me to the bedroom?''You get this wide grin on your face and follow without a word. I push you into sitting on the bed then grab my bag and look back at you, “I’ll be right back hun…”,
you nod with a cheesy sort of smile. I slink into the bathroom to change. When I come out you see me in a short black skirt, crisp,white, cotton shirt, my old school tie, white knee high socks, and sexy black shoes. Your jaw drops and all I hear you say is, “Wow…” as I let out a small giggle an
... Continue»
Posted by AJBBWUK 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly in Fuckland

Once upon a time, there was a very sexy and horny little slut called Jilnar Jardaly, who was having lots and lots of fun at her girlfriend's wedding day!

After the beautiful ceremony, the reception was well under way and Jilnar, was having such a lovely day! She'd already fucked nearly all the male guests, as well as several of the female ones. Best of all, she still had a few more hours left in the day to seduce the rest and add them to her enormous and ever-growing list of sexual conquests.

She decided to have a stroll in the beautiful garden to cool her perfectly delectable but achin... Continue»
Posted by JilnarJardalyLustCum 7 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

I posted this on fictionmania a few years ago - it

"Wow." Andre looked at me over the top of his too small glasses (well, he
had a big - read fat - face, maybe glasses weren't made in his size?).
"That is so awesome - a spell of possession!"

We had found an old book in the back of the stacks of the Miskatonic
University. Andre was an "intellectual" - he was always thinking about
something. If he wasn't thinking about one thing, he was thinking about
something else. So, he gravitated to libraries, and I was his best
friend, so I sometimes gravitated with him.

It was a very strange book; the binding was like nothing I had ever seen
... Continue»
Posted by bonnykate 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A walk along the promenade.

The morning sun was hot and sultry that moring back in 1951 as I walked along the promanade, the holiday makers were sat taking in the sun, in front of me was a woman in her mid forties, she wore a fashionable skirt of the day a tan coloured front button which reached down to her calfs, she also wore a white blouse with ruffled neck and cuffs, as the sun caught her I could see what appared to be a wide bra strap through the material, suddenly as I watched her walk in her black botties with high heels her ankle apeared to go over and she fell lightly to the ground, I rushed over and helped her ... Continue»
Posted by jackones311 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Vanilla and Curry - just a story

I’m Jack, your average married 55 year old guy. I keep fit through hard work. My long suffering wife Julie, is eight years my junior and has a lovely curvy figure with a great pair of breasts. We’ve been married some 20 years and we’ve got used to vanilla sex. Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE VANILLA but sometimes I would like a curry!
I’m stretched out on our bed naked, bound hand and foot. The sun streaming through the picture windows in our bungalow. 5 minutes ago Julie called me in to the kitchen.
“You said something about trying bondage.”
“Yes” I said with a quizzical look.
“Well let’s d... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Gassy Rehab part 2

Part 1 is here:

Chapter 6

Sam was waiting patiently in her room.
It was the following evening after group therapy,
and she was waiting for Dr Joy Blythe to come give her another dose from her lovely round ass.

The door to the room finally swooshed open, and in walked the stunningly beautiful Joy.

"I felt we made a nice bit of progress with you at today's session."
Joy complimented Sam.

"Thank you."
Sam tha... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |