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A couple of years ago, I was at a high level meeting. I'd come up with a business idea, I'm not going to tell you what it is because it
would make me too easy to find, and as it's made me £488,000 GBP so far I am not LIKELY to tell you AM ?!!
Big boss was most impressed, and asked me to stay after to discuss it. He's a sir. I don't mean we call him sir, but he IS a sir. A proper knighted knight. I shall call him Sir Robert.
We sat alone in his inner office, going over the idea over and over, googling it, had anyone else got it, they must have !
But they didn't seem to.
I couldn’t believe I said yes to this and I actually went through with it. I laid naked on the bed, covering my breasts with one hand and the other covering my pussy. He wasn’t a bad looking guy but I couldn’t bring myself to having sex with someone else, I’ve only had my husband in me and I was afraid. “Is this your first time?” he asks caressing my right hand which is over my breasts. I shook my head up and down “well don’t worry honey, we don’t have to if you don’t want to” those words made me feel a bit more at ease, he gently remove my right hand above my breasts and place i... Continue»
Freewill 504: Part 7 Fun and Games
Me and my two roommates sat quietly in our room studying. For me this wasn't an unusual way to spend a Friday night, especially so deep in a semester, but for Carol and Jessica, it was a rarity indeed. Usually their idea of studying included the stereo blasting and the television on at full volume so it could be heard over the music. This was doubly strange since it was a Friday night. They never stayed home on a weekend night. I sipped at my Diet Coke and continued to flip through my Chemistry book. It was probably ten minutes later that I heard my firs... Continue»
Freewill 504: Part 8 Campus Slut (By Chris A)
Disclaimer: If you are u******e and/or easily offended by stories of an adult nature, then you should probably go away. This story and characters are purely fictitious, and any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincedental. Any one who believes they should try and recreate these situations and events in a real life situation needs to get serious help. With that said: enjoy!
It was a warm spring evening as I walked across the center of the campus toward my final evening class. I don't know what possessed me to take a 7:30 class t... Continue»
Freewill 504: Part 9 Brenda's Back (By Chris A)
Disclaimer: If you are u******e and/or easily offended by stories of an adult nature, then you should probably go away. This story and characters are purely fictitious, and any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Any one who believes they should try and recreate these situations and events in a real life situation needs to get serious help. With that said: enjoy!
It had been two weeks since the night that Laura and Jamie had sent me off slutting through the campus and in those two weeks my anger had continued to gro... Continue»
A Devilish Fairy Tale by Paddy57
Let me tell you a tail of two little devils called Sparky and Brandy.
The Sparky-Devil was not worldly wise and he like all male devils scurried around with massive pair of horns on his head, a little forked tail and a massive erection, ever upward in his mind. He sought one thing - sex. His whole function in life was to make she-devils squeal with pleasure.
The Brandy-Devil was a she-devil, and like all she-devils she liked to Brandy poor he-devils. She would lay traps for them and Brandy them, make fun of their horns, tweak their tails and fi... Continue»
Chapter VII – Their Armchair (based on Love Diary No. 41 cover, Orbit-Wanted, circa 1949)
I guess everyone has fantasies and fetishes, but how do you say about someone who wants to have sex in the armchair you just bought for your best friends because you felt envy of their ‘adventures’
Me and Charlotte just found this beautiful and stylish armchair as a gift for Keith and Donna, which were to move to a new house. The armchair was so awesome and fittable that we resisted till the last urge to buy it for ourselves an... Continue»
-CHAPTER 1: Betty
Anyone who has lived far away from the bright lights and seduction of metropolitan cities will sympathize with the story I am about to tell you.
Growing up on a farm is by no means glamorious. Long days of work, little entertainment, and crippling mundane boredom. Our is a small village of rolling green hills far from any main town. Internet? Porno magazines? Forget about it.
Recently, many k**s my age have gone off to the city to find excitement. A few others stay behind. I, unfortunately, was one of those that had to stay behind to help with my f****y's farm.
गुस्से से सेक्स तक????????????????????????????
हैलो दोस्तों ! मैं हमेशा यह सोचा करता था कि क्या मैं भी कभी अपनी ज़िन्दगी में किसी के साथ सेक्स कर पाऊँगा! मुझे ब्लू-फिल्म देखने की आदत है लेकिन क़िस्मत देखिए कि कभी भी मैं किसी के साथ सेक्स नहीं कर पाया था। मेरी उम्र २३ साल और कद ५ फीट ९ इंच है। वैसे लोग कहते हैं कि मैं स्मार्ट भी हूँ, ख़ैर छोड़िये।लेकिन मैं आप को अपनी एक ऐसी हक़ीकत से वाक़िफ कराना चाहता हूँ जो मेरे साथ पहले कभी नहीं हुई। ये होने के बाद मैं मन ही मन बड़ा खुश होता रहता था क्योंकि जो मैं इतनी कोशिश करने के बाद भी नहीं कर पायावो अचानक हो गया।हुआ ये कि मेरे घर के सामने एक घर है ... Continue»
I woke up with my dick standing at attention! This happened for several days in a row. I was puzzled, what the hell was I dreaming about that aroused me so much. It was driving me crazy truthfully. I mean, it was like I was a teen all over again. So I told my girlfriend at the time what was happening. She simply smiled and said, "try to remember, you sl**p so hard so it may be tough" (Very whisper like provocative voice).... Something about that look on her face lead me to believe she knew more than she was saying. So for the next few days, I woke up still with a hard dick, still no clue why.... Continue»
Zak skillfully maneuvered the big Lincoln through a maze of traffic and on to the off ramp of the expressway! As he slid into local traffic he adjusted the radio for some easy listening and thought to himself, "Almost home, and boy am I tired and hungry, and what a day, non stop from eight until six, I hope Katie has something good ready for supper!!!" He thought about Katie and how lucky he had been to meet someone so beautiful and smart at the same time, and how after three years of marriage just the mere sight of her naked body nearly drove him insane with lust!!! Finally he turned onto Car... Continue»
Troy had been home and leave for a week and it was so good to have him home, we fucked for the whole week and then on the Saturday night his old mates form his school days decided to come around for some drinks and catch up with him, the guys arrived about 7pm and by that time Troy had already had a few beers too many but was in a really good mood, five of his mates turned up, John, Ross, Will, Andrew and Ben and Ben’s girlfriend Sharon, Sharon was nice but easily lead, she did exactly what ever Ben told her, no matter what.
Everyone was laughing and joking and my guy Troy was telling ever... Continue»
Once there was a traveling sales man named John, selling his wares on the back roads of Iowa. One evening, he was lost, driving down a deserted country road. When he hit a pothole in the night, it threw him across the ditch and into a tree. John got out of the car, he wasn't hurt but the car wasn't going anywhere. He looked up and down the road. No one would be traveling these roads this late at night he thought. So he picked a direction and started walking.
As John walked in the dark, he could hear all the sounds of the night. "What was that?... "He startled, "Oh just an owl." Then a coyo... Continue»
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the oth... Continue»
This very hot pic posted today by eyesonu, stirred up an old memory.
The girl in the pic reminds me of a young local student ecsort I once fucked at the Atlanta Sheraton, about 15 years ago. Nice memories of the encounter and events surrouding it.
I was at a trade show as part of a group of about 12 people from various businesses. I had some free time after lunch and arranged for this girl to come to my room. We had a fun time even though the girl was new to the work, and quite nervous. She was a great kis... Continue»
This story is a fantasy. All those described are of the age of consent. The story includes nudity (naked male, clothed female), adolescents engaged in sexually provocative activities with adult supervision, detailed description of the male anatomy including the reproductive organs and male ejaculation. If you are offended by any of these elements or concepts, please do not read this story.
Honors Anatomy Class
As Timmy dressed in the locker room his mind was focused on the note he had been sent by the Science teacher, Miss Springer, that morning. Right after gym, he was to rep... Continue»
This is an incident
happened between me
and my cousin vidya
balan. Am sure that the
name rang a bell in all ur
minds. Yes, am one
lucky guy to have her as
my cousin. This incident
happened after she
became an actress. I
used to visit her at
times and mostly after
her becoming an
actress. Though I found
her attractive before
too it was after her
film stint that I started
seeing her as sexy. I
dont remember how
many times I have seen
the love making scene
in parineeta. She
started ruling my
dreams after that.
I used to visit her
whenever I got a
chance. I even used to
by Peter Leo.
approaching the door of our suite, with key in hand, i think with a frown how late business took me and that you’ll be fast asl**p. so knowing my fate, with the stealth of a cat burglar, i quietly slip the key into the lock of the knob. pushing the door open i enter soundlessly. wanting, but not wanting to wake you. i listen in hopes that you aren’t sl**p. but as i make my way into the darkened room, i see your cloths strewn over a chair near the bed. making out your soft steady breathing, that of someone lost in dreamland. “damn”, i mumble.
This story might be too tame for those looking for wild porn or group sex descriptions, but it is a true account of my early life when my wife and I lived with an older couple and reflects the sort of free-wheeling morals of the times back in the late 60's. It is a bunch of warm memories for me but it may not turn you on. Just warning you.
Our "communal" life
Truth be told, my wife and I when first married were rather open sexually. While we never actually had any other sexual partners then each other, it WAS the 60's ... and even into the early 70's it was fast and loose when ... Continue»