Sex Humor Porn Stories
Page 10

Many moons ago

Nature's Delightful twins (and body)

Twin Breasts

This story goes back many sunrises and moon sets.

(60 years ago things were different then> but good!)

I was a young 'strapper' back then playing football, horse riding and playing cricket and loved to swim.
At the age of 15 mum took sick so dad arranged for me to go and stay with some good friends of his at a favourite beach side town.
The people weren't rich and lived in an old railway cottage ( right beside the tracks) yet still close for a quick walk down to a lovely white sandy beach.
Here the waves were high but gentle but ... Continue»
Posted by free2speakmymind 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 427  |  
100%
  |  1

students nurse's gyno exam wife

About 2 years ago, when my wife, Colleen was 24, she went to the “all female clinic” to get her annual exam done. We have a regular f****y doctor, but since he is male,
she prefers to have her pap done by any one of the female nurses at clinic. She made her appointment as usual, not expecting anything to be different than before.
Usually she is in and out in less than 30 minutes, but not this time.

Colleen sat in the lobby waiting to be called, looking around, she noticed that there was nobody else in there. After waiting for about 3 minutes, and older female,
probably about 40, o... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 15

wellness exam

Upon this door it read "Women's Health" and I knew I was soon taking the next step in my exam. This room also had an examination table in the middle of the room, but this time it also had stirrups attached and the backrest was sitting at about 60 degrees. At this stage only a female nurse was in the room, her back to me I could see her assembling and placing instruments on a metal tray. The orderly ordered me to take a seat on the side of the table. He soon left the room and a male doctor entered the room, also in O.R. scrubs. He asked if I could turn and lay on the table on my back, he then l... Continue»
Posted by georgeyuzuru 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 8  |  
50%

first time 3some

Despite losing her virginity at an early age cass never seemed to experience the magical sex that her friends would talk about , the earth shattering orgasms the sexual memories and she had put it down to just that her body wasnt designed for that type of sex , she evjoyed the sex she had , it was 'nice' and 'enjoyable' but she had already at 22 resigned herself to the fact she would not have the other magical sex .
cass's sex life and indeed outlook on life changed when at 22 she had an encounter with a mature gentleman who had a flat on the same floor as hers and despite that first night be... Continue»
Posted by cass35uk 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1094  |  
100%
  |  6

Left for the Weekend with the Babysitter


My parents leave for the weekend and they have a girl a couple years older than me stay with me for the weekend and she ends up taking my virginity. (mf-teens, youths, 1st, mast, oral, voy)

***

My parents had to go out of town for the weekend when I had just turned 15, but they felt I was too young to stay home by myself. They asked a 17 girl from our church to stay with me. Katie is pretty much every boys dream. She is tall and thin almost model like with very nice solid B cup boobs. She had just graduated from HS and was heading to college in the fall. She had given me many hard-ons ... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2999  |  
75%
  |  1

Three's not always a crowd

Miguel and René- Three's not always a crowd.

I didn't want to go to the pub with Miguel. It was about 2 weeks after Easter break and I wanted to write some letters to my parents to soften the hard feelings about going to Miguel's f****y's home for the holiday rather than to New York and tell them about my holiday.

"But it's Portugal in the finals" he crooned, coming close to stand between my legs where I sat at the dining table with my sketchbook and journal out. I was flipping through postcards and printed photos of Miguel's f****y and estate that I wanted to include in my letters. "Qu... Continue»
Posted by WonderWoman22 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 798  |  
100%
  |  12

Charlie


Charlie's uncle helps her to her first orgasm and then Charlie wants to include her best friend in the wonderful discovery. (Mgg, ped, 1st, inc)

***

Charlie was my favourite. As we got to know each other through her growing years, she became more affectionate: she would run up and hug me when I arrived at her house. She had a husky voice and a beautiful, innocent peasant face. Her mother thought her a tomboy and an unruly c***d; I thought she was alive and fun.

We went for a long f****y walk in the local beech woods. Charlie walked and talked with me, sometimes holding my hand. When... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2444  |  
100%
  |  3

Getting Close to Her Best Friend

I'm not a writer, and have never done a story like this before. This story is 99% true and took place a few weeks ago after a work function. I thought I would really enjoy recording what happened, and if everyone enjoys it, maybe i'll write more one day. My girlfriend Courtney and I work together, and she invited her best friend Jessica to attend the party. There was an open bar for several hours and we were all taking full advantage, although Courtney more so. Courtney and Jessica have been best friends for years and we hang out a lot. And the best part, is that when the stars occasiona... Continue»
Posted by steveagent 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2850  |  
100%
  |  2

The teacher and the student - Part 3 (A loving tri

I had an appointment with Nanci scheduled for late Tuesday afternoon.
She was stressed-out and there was no reason to prolong her agony over her grades, and I was going to let her off the hook.
Even knowing that my coed selection had already been made for the year and she was no longer a possibility, Nanci still made me silently gasp as she walked through the door, and I could see the truly radiant beauty that she was. Even with her eyes downcast and a frown on her face, she was gorgeous.

After she was seated, I explained that I had been watching her progress in class and on the essays... Continue»
Posted by elausente 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 760  |  
67%
  |  1

Playing With Mommy

My name is Ashley and I live with my mom Kayla in a smallish apartment in a small town. When my dad left my mom I think it was harder for her then me I think because I just found things to focus on and even when he was around he really didn't pay much attention to me anyways. Mom tried dating again but after awhile I guess that she had realized she lost her trust in all men and would tell me how she was going to spend her time with me now helping me when I needed it and that we could have fun together going on vacations and stuff. I definitely have my moms looks which I feel blessed to have be... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3663  |  
92%
  |  2

My Friend Fucking My Wife Like A Whore

My wife Sara and I have been married for almost five years and we are still as in love now as the day we met. I met her at work and we just instantly hit it off and began dating and a year and a half later got married. Sara is thirty seven years old and twelve years older then me and has two k**s a son and a daughter so I guess she is a M.I.L.F. People refuse to believe how old she is when they hear her age because she looks like she is in her twenty's. She had blond hair with black highlights, green eyes and a tight body which is stacked. I know that I am a lucky son of a bitch because beside... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 2283  |  
89%
  |  4

Having Fun With Dad Under The Covers

My name is Sean and when this story took placed I had just turned s*******n years old. I had short blond hair, blue eyes and was thin. I lived with my mom, dad and b*****r Mike in a house we have lived in for most of my life. My mom works a lot as a nurse so it was usually just my dad, b*****r and I at home during the night. My dad was tall and heavy with a stocky build and was nice most of the time but when he got upset he really got pissed. Usually when our dad went upstairs to bed my b*****r and I would always turn off all of the lights and watch movies until we went to sl**p. Most of the t... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 16248  |  
87%
  |  5

Fucking my Buddy and his TEENAGE Daughter

I am over 50 and even though I'm in decent shape, I'm STILL over 50 and thought that I would never get another chance to fuck a young sweet teen again.

One day, a buddy of mine and I had just come back from a hunting trip and I dropped him off at his house. While there, I saw his young daughter for the first time since she was little and she had grown into a hot little thing with tiny tits, long legs and that sweet little face you see in high school all the time.

I spoke with her a bit while her dad poured a few drinks and just before I left, she gave me a big hug and a little kiss on
... Continue»
Posted by bifun4u 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9109  |  
91%
  |  6

MY SIDE OF THE STORY








59

My News











My Favorites











My Links



















Upload










Logout





























Blogs

















bamja1






VideoLive CamsPicturesDatingStoriesGamesPremium











Fresh Sex StoriesTop Rated StoriesMy Favorite Posts & StoriesMobile StoriesPost Story!









My Links



ProfileEdit

Messages

Invites (59)


News












Friends

Subscriptions

... Continue»
Posted by bamja1 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore, Shemales  |  Views: 777  |  1

And Sister Came, Too


My girlfriend gives her s****r the ultimate birthday present... Me! (MFF, mast, oral, 1st, rom, threesome)

***

It was a weekend we had been wishing for. Verity's parents had gone away to celebrate their wedding anniversary. We had been going out for about six months, and had a healthy, but secretive sex life. We were both 19, but neither of our parents approved of us having sex in the house, so a weekend together was something we had been hoping for, for a while.

It was a last minute decision by her parents to go. They booked on Wednesday evening, and where gone Friday lunchtime not... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4282  |  
100%
  |  3

Old Man Neighbor

I've lived in the same apartment building for many years now and have had this neighbor of mine living here for as long as I can remember. He is in his late 60s, possibly early 70s. Now that I am older and have experienced my fun with an older man (Henry - from previous stories) I am now finding my neighbor to be more attractive.

From time to time, we will meet in the lobby or elevator and have small talk ranging from the weather, the news to weekend plans. On occasion he will ask me if I am going out with any women or getting some pussy on the weekends. I sometimes let him in on stories I ... Continue»
Posted by bigdong6969 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4346  |  
100%
  |  11

Life at the homestead [A Dairy conversion 13]


We now had a weekend till Ann went back to work and Sam to his home to pack up and sort out, plus doing his last few shifts, I meanwhile called the dog trust saying that the first two kennels were ready, and that weather permitting we would be finishing the other two the next week timothy the local agent for the trust us a couple of bales of straw for bedding, some blankets bowls and the like if we could collect it and he had a dog that was causing chaos in his kennel could we take it till the next weekend when it was due to be sent to the big centre in Essex unless a home became available... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 102  |  
100%

Life at the homestead [A Dairy conversion 14]



Well the days rolled by, Sam`s house sold and I fetched him and his belongings with the faithful pony trailer, we finished off the other Kennels and took in a number of other dogs all on their way either to new homes where people were not quite ready for them or as overflow to Tim`s place, one run we used for both Pedro and Alf who had become fine pals.
Sam found himself a job, nothing special, as jobs go but working at a builder’s yard as store-man, regular if unspectacular Monday till Friday with alternate Saturday morning`s. Sex yes there was a fair amount, Ann saw to that, nothing exc... Continue»
Posted by alibodge 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 343  |  
100%

sexy story



We start out at this beautiful italian restaurant called Angelinas... small place with a relaxing atmosphere. Perfect for two... siping wine at a candle lit diner we barely eat due to the scintillating conversation.... I ask if ur ready to continue the night to which u agree and we stroll down to the car and make our way back. 

 The ride is a little awkward at first due to the fact we both have an idea whats to come... so I crack a lame joke to break the tension and entertaining conversation resumes.. 

  We pull up to the house and I ask if ud like company for the night.. please  u s... Continue»
Posted by iamkenny 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 266  |  
100%

Sex with My Girlfriend

It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Posted by raalaut 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3089  |  
83%
  |  1