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I uploaded a two part video that happened in Phoenix Dec 27. As you guys know I visit the Phoenix office atleast once per month. This past Saturday 12/27/14 I was at a local bar. I would disclose the bar name however last time I shared a location we had 2x as many guys at it and the same amount of women. I guess only guys read my stories lol. This is the majority of the conversation some small talk of course is not recounted. Enjoy and watch both of the videos Part 1 Caught fucking milf in parking lot and part 2
Anyway A milf was seated next to me and we made small talk as we watched ... Continue»
A favour for Misty 4
You remember I have just been called its late afternoon and I am in the company of her indoors and I don’t know what the silly cow has hatched with Misty, I am freshly showered , recently slept and a worried man as she who must be obeyed has as yet not spoken on the subject of the big fat lady over the road who is a devoted sub and a sex mad maiden who we have rescued from committing suicide!...with me so far or do you want time to re read parts 1,2 and 3? Ok here we go again then.
Realising I have committed the silly mistake [in my defence I had a hangover from the e... Continue»
Hello lovelies, it's Danni here again just in time for Christmas...though there's no way you could fit me down your chimney hehe!
I can't believe how much you all love my silly little anecdotes, but I'm so glad you do and I'm happy to share them here via my lovely mate.
So, when I last left you I was talking about the time I was trapped in a lift and how I stunk the place out before getting rescued by a very hunky very dishy fireman.
I'm going to tell you what happened next.
It was a couple of nights later when Brendan, that was the fireman's name, rang me. I'd just got in from wo... Continue»
I love Christmas. I love the presents, giving and receiving, I love catching up with folks and friends, I love lazing in front of the TV watching movies I've seen a dozen times before already and all the festive specials, but most of all I love the food.
Christmas Day saw me blitz everything on my plate. As is tradition I go back to the folks where mum lays on all the trimmings; turkey, roasted potatoes, mash potatoes, carrots and turnips, stuffing, pigs in blankets, parsnips and of course sprouts.
Not many people like sprouts. They kind of endure them for Christmas because its tradition... Continue»
Best Roadtrip Ever
Summer of 2014 my girlfriend and I were going to take a trip to California. We had planned just planned this and we were set and ready to roll. She then recently found out about her little cousin. Just graduated high school. Boyfriend broke up with her and had to head to college. Seems like a bad way to end your senior year. No celebration? We were late 20's and weren't much older but she called us her aunt and uncle. So being mature wee decided to take her along. It wasn't intended for a long trip we had already told her yet she decided to take up on our offer. My girlfr... Continue»
It had only been a month since I fucked Paul next door for the first time.I had fucked him 3 more times since,but I had already grown bored of it.It was great sex,but always the same.Last night Jack came home with what looked suspiciously like a love bite on his neck,probably from Caron his secetary.I asked him about it and he had just laughed in my face.
So today I had planned to fuck Paul,just to get even.But he wasn't at home.His dad said he had moved back in with his girlfriend.Damn.No more sex on the side.Just to make my day worse, there was a leak under the kitchen sink.I had asked Jack... Continue»
Hi, I'm Jason and I would prefer to use this outlet to describe what has happened in my life, especially with my sex life with regards to my wife Beth. I wrote one previous story about what happened last year at my wife's college reunion (see "Her Bad College Days").
Since that weekend, I have done my best to forget what I saw. It had been on a video tape that guys from a nearby fraternity had made of my wife not long after she appeared in a college girls edition of Playboy magazine. The photo of my wife published in Playboy was innocent enough. It was a shot of her turning back, smiling at... Continue»
Crazy hippie junky love, that was all about the relationship between Marry and Alex. They would take every toilet in every bar, every party we went, and every scene with them ended up with them fucking like crazy. Unfortunately she was really a junky in those days so, of course she was slowly changing him too.
One day I was in the kitchen, drinking some beer, when they came to me laughing. Marry sat down, took some beer and light a cigarette. She was dressed in one of those colorful dresses, and a leather jacket that I guess it was her guys’. She looked damn hot. “You know what ... Continue»
Nick untied Monika, wanting her in a better position. He lifted her naked body up as if she didn’t weigh anything, placing her face down on the cold dining room table, Monika gasping as her nipples touched the cold wood.
“Don’t worry, I’ll warm you up soon.” He took some of the red rope, pulling her arms behind her, crossing them as he twisted the rope from her wrists all the way to her elbows.
Nick pushed the hair from her face as he turned so she could see him, as if she didn’t know what he was going to do. He was going to fuck her in the ass. She could still feel the butt plug in her eve... Continue»
A favour for Misty 3
The church clock was striking midnight as I put my key in my home door lock, like a d***k tiptoeing from the pub hoping to be quiet, like something from a seaside postcard her indoors was waiting, no doubt to pounce!
“Oh you finally bothered to come home then”
“Yes my sweet” [be subservient it may save some explanations]
“Took your bl**dy time didntcha”
“Yes my sweet” [so far so good]
“You are d***k”
“Not as d***k as you were when you came home from misty`s”
[woop`s that was a mistake even a d***k knows when his foot is in the p*o for something he had said]
Monika was so glad she came, in spite of cumming all over Nick’s beard. And the bed. She felt much more relaxed. She licked the hard cock still in her mouth almost lovingly, wondering why he didn’t cum yet. He slipped his cock out of her mouth, her tongue following it, her neck stretching to reach it.
“Let me make you cum,” she begged him, the salty taste of his precum still in her mouth. She licked her lips. It wasn’t so bad, even when he choked that monster down her throat. She hated to admit it, but it was the bondage that did it. Helpless and f***ed to do anything he wanted to do to her. ... Continue»
With best regards to my co-autor Jennie. [user]http://de.xhamster.com/user/lady-jen[/user]
Monika finished up her bath, ready for bed but not to sl**p. It was Christmas Eve, Monika eagerly awaiting a special Christmas orgasm; her mound freshly shaven and she was extremely horny. It was as though Santa was going to bring her this tremendous orgasm that would cascade through her body in an ultimate explosion like nothing she ever felt before. She lay back on the satin sheets carefully, the bed freshly made as if was going to hold a virgin to be deflowered. She turned off the bright lights unt... Continue»
In the 2 years I spent as a bartender there were only two girls, Sarah and Kelly, that I fucked just to fuck.
The other 13 I actually liked in some way or another, I mean I didn' want to marry them or anything, but they all had some charm.
But not Sarah. Sarah was hot alright, in fact I ranked her at the top 3 of the hottest girls I fucked while working at the bar. She had nice long dirty blond/light brown hair, a very respectable body, I'm not talking rail thin or anything, but the meat was in all the right places. mainly her tits, a nice 36C if I remember correctly and a fine ... Continue»
Mandy was a really strange one.
I ran into her at the bar pretty early on in my bartending days... She was in college, and would come to the bar most Tuesdays with some friends for what ever the Tuesday night special was.
Anyway, I noticed she was the shy one in the group, always avoiding the d***ken frat boys that wandered from table to table trying to get their dicks wet. One night she and her two friends sat at the bar. I saw it as my chance to bone a "nice Jewish girl" and started to talk with her. I don't really remember that much about it, or her, other then it took a few more v... Continue»
A favour for Misty
She is 70 now stands 5feet 7” has a body well overweight, a pretty face, nice personality, fantastic cook and a caring wonderful mum. A neighbour of mine for some years and a good one at that, she was never the sort of soul that a man had fantasies about being not what a chap would call attractive. However in view of the sexual desert in my house this last year, I must admit to feelings of any port in a storm and even the old bird on the school crossing get`s a second look with me of late.
She had been a widow for some years, the love of her life having passed away fr... Continue»
I met Laura almost as soon as I started working at the bar. She would hang out at least 3 nights a week, some times she'd be alone, sometimes with another 30 something girl she worked with at a car dealership. She and her friend were a little out of place after 10pm or so when the locals went home, and the college k**s really started to pour in.
She'd flirt with the k**s sometimes, but most 21 year olds have no use for a 30-35 year old. Not me though. I'd talk with her early in the afternoon when I got to work, and sometimes convince her to stay longer even though I was super busy. ... Continue»
This is just a short story inspired by an excellent tale I read on here, but please know that this is entirely fictional, and is my own creation, please enjoy :)
"Ok, I'll see you sometime soon, thank you for the nice tea, speak soon!"
I chirped to my friend, having just kissed her goodbye on the cheek.
I only visited her for a couple hours to have a good ol' girlie natter over a cup of tea at her single-bedroom apartment. She said one last "bye" before closing her door as I headed to... Continue»
So woke up this afternoon with the intention of seeing a hooker, i went into town and visited one of the famous walk ups in London, walked up stairs saw two doors, one with the name Amy, and the other Kate, i made my choice to see Amy and it was a choice i wouldnt regret,
Amy is a curvy girl with black hair and a great pair of tits, D or E cups if i had to guess, she greeted me at the door wearing a short black dress which showed off her tits, she was wearing red 6 inch hooker heels showing of her toes,
After i handed over the paper, she undressed and told me to undress and make myself... Continue»
Victorious: Jade's punishment
Tori Vega was standing in front of her locker at her high school, Hollywood Arts, when her older s****r, Trina Vega, came over to her.
''Hey, Tori'', Trina greeted her s****r. ''How is your coffee?''
''I hate this bitch'', Tori hissed. ''What do you mean?, Trina asked her confused.
''Sorry, i meant Jade...this bitch trapped me again with a garbage coffee...what's her fucking problem...i mean.. i'm always kind to her.''
''She was really mean to you in the last time.'', Trina said.
''You're right...especially since she broke up with Be... Continue»
**If you read "AYCEB", the part of "ST" after I get to the restaurant, and "HT", it helps this all make more sense, but it's not necessary to get the story.**
Today was one of the few Saturdays my wife had to work, so I took advantage by doing nothing. Well, not "nothing", per se. I had my cock in my hand, stroking it, thinking about how my wife had enjoyed her gangbang. I wasn't at all in a hurry to cum, so it was just a leisurely stroke, where I would occasionally rub my nipples, thinking about how I had watched my wife get fucked by twelve guys, and The Solution; a little "thank you" for... Continue»