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BI Strawbery Wine

I awoke to a sunny morning, rolled over and open my eyes to see my beautiful wife Janet looking at me with a half grin on her face, Good morning, honey! she says, Oooh, is that a little erection you have there? What were you thinking about? or should I say dreaming about? Her face hadn't even come into full focus yet, she continued, I've been laying here for an hour listening to you talk in your sl**p and boy! what ever was going on in that head of yours I wish I could have been there. Now I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest, because our marriage depends on your answe... Continue»
Posted by mrdexs 1 day ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Lesley part 4

Leslie Charleston drove home with a feeling of desperation.

Three days ago she was a working class single mother of twins, devoid of any love or excitement. She lived virtually week to week to survive, and her long term ambition was her next payday just to keep her head above water. She was now embroiled with a patient of hers, who has now taken over her life and she just doesn't know which way to go.... She has just spent the day getting her body transformed in decoration to please a man she has known for approximately 60 hours.

She looked in the interior mirror of her beaten up old f... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 1 day ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My BFF and I (Fantasy)

It's a late night my boyfriend, bestfriend, and I were watching a movie Megan and I on one couch talking about the movie and giving each other back massages and Tristian on the other playing on his phone. Megan had her back to me laying between my legs. It must of felt good because I could feel her running her hand up and down my leg. I didn't know if she was trying to start anything so I took a chance. We were under a blanket so Tristian couldn't see what I was about to do. I massage one of my hands down her back and around to the front of her pajama shorts. They were loose shorts so I had n... Continue»
Posted by MouthyLips 1 day ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Susan and John go shopping.

Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.

Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening babe.im rained off. Gone for a beer.'

She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"

"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"

"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."

" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"

"Pervert"

"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 2 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Evil Souls Have No Limits (Chapter 2)

Genre- EVERYTHING
Introduction:
This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 3 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Push

Last night I performed anal sex with another man. It was one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had in my life, mostly because I’d gradually given in to impotence over the last half a decade without knowing what to do about it. I didn’t want to see a doctor because it was too embarrassing an ordeal to put myself through.

I share a house with an openly gay male, Michael, who has lived here for the past year. It was purely for financial reasons and also to have a bit of good company around, to help me to feel less isolated from the world. Michael has had numerous bed mates around on regular ... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 3 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XVI - Favors

Jake had been feeling pretty good about himself lately. He had answered two more “summons” as Danica’s “not-Jake” in the last week, and it was starting to make a marked difference in the girl. She was bolder, more outspoken and confident, and smiled a lot more. It was as if some great burden of stress had been lifted from her. Which made sense, because in a way it was true. Danica liked being brought down to the level of an a****l; in fact, she loved it. She’d told him as much after their last fantasy encounter. She felt like all her fear and shyness got beat out of her, tempering her until sh... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 4 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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my sissy fantasy with my female friend

This is a fantasy of mine involving a close female friend, but before I start let me tell you about my female friend and a true quick story.

When I was younger, about 15 years old, I moved out of my parents house. I moved in with a female friend and her boyfriend. One day she had me dress up in her clothes and pose for her. She awoke an inner gurl out of me and now i thibk she's here to stay.ever since that day I have loved crossdressing and feeling feminine. She doesn't know I like it as much as I pretended not to but I am hooked on dressing up now. Anyways here is my fantasy with that fe... Continue»
Posted by ClosetSissyBoy 12 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XV - Cheats and Chumps

Guys, I just wanna say thank you so much for being such great readers. I love all your PMs and comments and suggestions. It's great knowing that you enjoy my work so much.
Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 15 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Susanna Francessca, guys, I had her!

(This story has been received from someone who knew Susanna Francessa. I’ve uploaded lots of pictures and videos of her to this site, so you know who he’s writing about)


“I knew Susanna Francessca back in the days of The James Whale show which was broadcast on the late-night UK, ITV channel. She appeared on the show several times and I was one of the show’s producers, so we always made sure she wasn’t wearing much, for our enjoyment as much as for the audience.

It was the day of recording the next show. One of the features on the show every week back then, was a girl dressed as... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 15 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Naked mile

This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
Posted by gentelmenn 16 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly and the Pirates

A warm, gentle breeze blew across Jilnar Jardaly's sexy bikini-clad body, caressing her completely hairless skin, which was as smooth as silk and as gold as honey. She loved nothing more than chartering a private yacht on the beautiful Pacific Ocean, nor did two of her closest girlfriends who had come to enjoy the Caribbean getaway with her. It was just the three girls together, along with the yacht's owner and captain, a local girl named Elly, who was every bit as hot and gorgeous as Jilnar and her two beautiful fellow television media celebrity girlfriends, Basinah and Fahada.

They were a... Continue»
Posted by JilnarJardalyLustCum 17 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Jessica Bond - "Auf Wiedersehen, Pffet"


Prologue

"Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well..."
The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78,
sighed as she sat down on her sofa.

The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop,
which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap.
She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia.
It was very early in the morning, still dark outside,
and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes.
Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do.
Steal Bond's money.
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Posted by LittleMissFart 17 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Teacher Conference by loyalsock



Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son's ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, "What ever that k** did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o'clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!" He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, "Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 19 days ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Memoirs of a Woman of the Wind


I opened my weak weary eyes, the glare from the bright sunshine obscured my vision,
as strange faces looked down upon me.

I could hear the sound of rolling waves from the sea, and my clothes felt heavy and wet.
My blonde hair was all matted from the salty water.
I had been lying u*********s on a sandy beach.

The handsome faces staring down at me were brown with a slight reddish tint to them.
I'd never seen faces like these before.
There was a mix of men and women, and some young boys and girls amongst the small crowd too.
They each had long strait thick black hair,
Both genders ... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 20 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Dicks & Bakeries.

[Warning!]
It wouldn't be a sexy story so You can pass that reading part at this point and consider Yourself warned.

As You know I talk with people much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (based of main theme here). As You don't know - if You don't know me: I talk with people here and not here much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (so it's mostly not about sex here and mainly about sex elsewhere).

Let's just be clear at first: I don't give a shit about You, I don't care about You, I don't care if You are happy and satisfie... Continue»
Posted by gwyneth 22 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part XIV - Just Rewards

Jake woke early, having already slept between moments. Time was already a totally different concept to him than it had been before, it seemed. He looked at the clock by the bed, noting that it was only 4 in the morning. Plenty of time to get started on the day.
But first, it seemed there was some unfinished business to take care of. Jake had meant to spend some time next door last night, and had got so caught up with Katie that it had slipped his mind. A quick shower to freshen up and an apple from the fridge later, he was whistling to himself and strolling out the door.
He’d taken the l... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 23 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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My first sexual encounter with my cousin Rebecca

My cousin Rebecca and I are 9 years apart, she is 22 and I am 31, for as long as I could remember my cousin Rebecca would always fallowing my every foot step as we would play together in our grandparents back yard like a b*****r and s****r would, I always knew Rebecca loved me with a passion as I love that girl to and I would do anything for her as she would do the same, we have always been close to even this day where we share very intimate discussions of our life situations, she understands me and I understand her.

Rebecca and I have always been around each other till I hit the age of 13... Continue»
Posted by dogbone213 24 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A.J. - Teacher's Pet

We're lay on the sofa cuddling when I suddenly get up and say,“I have a special surprise for you… Wanna follow me to the bedroom?''You get this wide grin on your face and follow without a word. I push you into sitting on the bed then grab my bag and look back at you, “I’ll be right back hun…”,
you nod with a cheesy sort of smile. I slink into the bathroom to change. When I come out you see me in a short black skirt, crisp,white, cotton shirt, my old school tie, white knee high socks, and sexy black shoes. Your jaw drops and all I hear you say is, “Wow…” as I let out a small giggle an
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Posted by AJBBWUK 27 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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جلنار جردلي Jilnar Jardaly in Fuckland

Once upon a time, there was a very sexy and horny little slut called Jilnar Jardaly, who was having lots and lots of fun at her girlfriend's wedding day!

After the beautiful ceremony, the reception was well under way and Jilnar, was having such a lovely day! She'd already fucked nearly all the male guests, as well as several of the female ones. Best of all, she still had a few more hours left in the day to seduce the rest and add them to her enormous and ever-growing list of sexual conquests.

She decided to have a stroll in the beautiful garden to cool her perfectly delectable but achin... Continue»
Posted by JilnarJardalyLustCum 29 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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