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Fucked 3: The Abbey

There is nothing remotely remarkable about this story, two consenting adults of the opposite sex -
albeit with quite an age gap - but basically just two co workers fucking in a hotel room. It was, for
whatever reason REALLY erotic, so I just hope I can tell the story well enough to put it across:

In the stories Fucked and Fucked2 I ended up having a romp with my 19 - years - older colleague, Derek,
and his on/off girlfriend the GORGEOUS Elaine, and then (in Fucked 2) I just Fucked everybody else.

This was the first time Derek and I had actually been 'one on one'.

We were on ... Continue»
Posted by joanne1976 3 hours ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 57

Wife Screwed Under Blanket

Megan and her coworker Doug were chatting in the kitchen at work.

“You look very nice today, Megan,” said Doug, looking her body up and down appreciatively.

Megan blushed and tugged self-consciously at the hem of her skirt. Doug was always flirting with her and she enjoyed the attention, so she had started wearing shorter skirts and tighter sweaters to work lately. “Thanks Doug, that’s very nice of you to say,” she said, taking a sip of her tea.

“Yes, that sweater, is very flattering,” said Doug staring unabashedly at her large jutting breasts. He knew that Megan was married, and he w... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 15 hours ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1867  |  
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Horny guy fucking mother and mother in law


This episode relates to the time when my father and father-in-law had expired. In the meanwhile, that is before they expired, I had fucked both my mother and mother-in-law. Time elapsed and then one day, after both my father and FIL had expired, I thought since I have fucked my mother & MIL individually and separately, why not fuck them together.

The problem was how. Well, I knew my MIL was a religious-minded lady and frequently visited places of worship & pilgrimage. So, I said to myself let me begin by asking my MIL to allow
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Posted by swathi2 22 hours ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2464

Cheating Done Right

My friend and her boyfriend were staying in my flat while her parents had their house remodelled. I’d given them my bedroom and I had the couch.

I got in at 8am exhausted from work, normally they were having breakfast right now but nothing. I went to my bedroom door and knocked, no answer, I opened the door to find the bed made so I got out of my work clothes, put them in the laundry basket, had a shower and changed into my joggers. I came out of my room, sat on the couch and turned the tv on “Morning tv is shit” I said to myself. I laid down, closed my eyes and hoped to drift off to sl**p.... Continue»
Posted by w4nk3r 2 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9818  |  
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Call Boy To My Hot Aunty



I am Sumanth Name Changed nick name raj with my first true experience. I’m regular reader of professionally I am a call boy in Mysore now but your eagerly wants to know how I become a call boy? So this is my true story for you. My earlier stories are and my house owner’s sexy daughter, fucking Guajarati house wife, call boy at your service. You can mail me your comment

My dick size is 8”long 4 inches wide stamina 2 hours good looking average body and I was in Pune that time living with my friend’s flat. His flat located in
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Posted by bava12 2 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 904  |  
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First Time Fucking My Hot Mom



I am Praveen from southern part of Kerala. I am 22 year old guy with 6.2 inches ht and 73 kg weight. I would like to tell you a story of mine with my mother. Her name is Shooba. She is 48 year old housewife. She had a sexy fig of 38c-32-42. She has deep oval shaped navels which make her sexier in sari. She wears her sari below her navel. She wears nighty at home. My father is working abroad and comes home once in a week. It was 2 years ago first I had sex with her.

One day I came home from college at noon as the class was su
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Posted by bava12 2 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2000  |  
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'little s*s' chapter 7

He walked up right as we did. He eyed me up and down like he wanted to eat me. He asked Jason ‘is this going to ruin our friendship. Are you going to treat me like shit because I fucked your girl?’ Jason was honest. He said ‘I love her more than you can ever imagine. But I fucked up so bad she deserves a damn good fuck and total revenge.’ This boy grew up with us. He was in my sixth grade class.

Jason busted out with ‘I popped lauren’s cherry and I was never going to tell her about it. My b*****r ratted me out. You know lauren has treated her like shit even though they were best fucking fri... Continue»
Posted by halinaplays 2 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 655  |  
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'little s*s' chapter 6

wish I could say having scott make my pussy shoot a quart of cum made my rage towards his b*****r fade at least a little bit. I had all weekend to dwell on my closest female friend renting a room to lose her virginity to my life-long companion. I contemplated burning her house down. I contemplated taking a baseball bat to his balls. I decided to remain relatively calm. I planned a different type of revenge.

I guess I should tell you more about lauren. I was totally separated from normal k**s in sixth grade. I met all the other k**s from local schools also in the gifted program. I didn’t ha... Continue»
Posted by halinaplays 2 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1237  |  
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Close Call

Close Call by: KS44

I’ll start by setting the scene. It’s Saturday morning, my wife and her s****r and her daughter who were staying with us on their vacation, had gotten up early and headed out for a day of shopping and doing girl things.

I woke up to a quiet house. Getting out of bed I used the bathroom then putting on my robe, headed down the hall and into the kitchen to make some coffee. My wife had left about two cups worth in the pot but it was cold. I poured a cup and put it in the microwave to re-warm it. The microwave beeped, I took out the cup of now hot coffee, added ... Continue»
Posted by kokslut444 4 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4933  |  
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Evening Refreshment – Breastfeed By Anita Ma



Morning 7:00 am college lectures till 1:30, then lunch and back to hostel; in evening some light refreshment and sports time. This was used to be my daily routine when I was in one of the reputed boarding college of Chhattisgarh. Let me introduce to my lovely lady Anita madam who was our biology teacher. She too has a average height of 5 feet, skin complexion black with a voluptuous figure of 32-30-34. She always used to wear sari and she had long hairs and used to keep one strand of hair in front of her face which always would... Continue»
Posted by bava12 4 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1164  |  
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Awesome Threesome With Rickshawala



Hi, this is Lalita again and I’m 19years old. I’ve dated only 3 guys in my life and had sex with one. I love having physical relationships. I’m 5 foot 5 in, slim, and my stats are 36-28-36. I have fairly big boobs and I love having them admired from men. This is my second story and I’m happy that you liked my first one “Boob pressed by rickshawala.” so here it goes…

So, it had been three weeks but still the memory was fresh as new in my head. It went on and on like a tape in my mind making me horny every time. Though, it was
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Posted by bava12 4 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 975  |  
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My Housekeeper Gets Friendly

This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.

Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.

Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 5 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2558  |  
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My Big Fat Farty Friend

A BBW friend of mine, in her own words...


Hi, my name is Danni, I'm 26 and I guess you'd call me a British BBW. Basically I'm fat lol. Anyway, as well as being lardy I'm also windy. Or as you would say gassy. Basically, on account of IBS, I fart like a thoroughbred racehorse lol!

And over the years I've come to know that men just love it when I do!

It all started when I was 19. I've always been blessed with a big round arse and my boyfriend at the time just loved it (not the first, won't be the last!) He was really into facesitting too. Let's call him Craig. One day, I was straddlin... Continue»
Posted by gwensational 6 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1365  |  
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'little s*s' chapter 4

I was a wreck about four days before prom. I couldn’t sl**p. I knew I was attracted to Jason but my feelings for scott were based on severe infatuation. I was actually painting my toenails when I heard a soft knock on my sliding glass door. I didn’t know which b*****r it would be. I can’t lie I wanted it to be scott.

I hobbled over to the door and let him in. I had to rag on him. I said ‘I thought you were going to make me wait. He didn’t even answer. I was so not wearing cute pajamas. I was totally wearing one of the t-shirts they give you when you donate bl**d. It didn’t mat... Continue»
Posted by halinaplays 7 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1347  |  
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Sheena

by Jennifer Lorissa-Leigh


"I tell you, Arnie, something's going on in there." Jeremy spoke as he and his friend looked upon the university's Institute for Human Sexual Studies. "I know Jerry went in there, and never came out."

"Maybe he just quit school and went home to Nebraska, like they said," Arnie suggested. "What could possibly be in there that would cause someone to disappear?"

"I don't know. Some kind of foul play's going on... maybe one of the professors is a serial killer, or something like that. I gotta get in there. I'm getting to the bottom of this."

"Why don't you c... Continue»
Posted by PaRiaH236 8 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Taboo  |  Views: 1274  |  
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Susanna Francessca UK model and exhibitionist

What a gorgeous exhibitionist this girl is. There are pictures and videos of her at:

http://susannafrancessca.wordpress.com

I photographed her once at her studio and she was such an amazing model. Then I phoned her a month later and suggested a photoshoot outside. She suggested a place near Warwick Castle. We got there fairly early, so there wouldn’t be many people about.

We were stood up pretty high on a hill one side that led down to where the castle was and the other side led to some woods. Susanna had on a white dress with thin shoulder straps. After a few shots she let the shoul... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 8 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 357  |  
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Why I Choose My Boss

I get so many requesting asking why I choose my Boss, to be my mystery love partner. I am in late 20s and my Boss is in his late 50s. I worked for him for 5 years, during that time he never made any moves trying to get me to have sex with him. I see him only 2 days a week t work, I do his books.
My Boss came into money through his wife f****y. She is in her early 60s. They have several business that they own. My Boss is well to do thanks yo her.

One day about 2 years ago, my Boss approached me and told me he seen my husband and one of his emplyee at a hotel in Switzerland. A retr
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Posted by polishprincess 11 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1998  |  
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From Tony to Tonya part 2

Tony woke up on Saturday morning feeling excited without knowing exactly why. He tried to sit up, but his left arm was pinned down by Sarah's body. This was normal for a Saturday morning, since she tended to sl**p at Tony's house on Fridays.

The reason he was excited suddenly hit him. On Tuesday, Sarah had told him they were going shopping today. This had been right after a great fucking-session in which Tony had been dressed in Sarah's old school uniform and she'd fucked him with a strap-on dildo. It had been a very kinky evening.

Very carefully and gently, Tony extracted his arm from u... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 11 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 1113  |  
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Horse Cock Girl Part 2


Amy woke up around dusk, based on the amount of light coming through her bedroom window. She'd fallen asl**p, her new horse-cock still hard and inside her best friend, Lucy.

Lucy was awake, watching Amy sl**p, and apparently enjoying the cock that was still inside her and hard again. Lucy was bouncing slowly and gently on Amy's cock and smiled when she noticed her friend had awoken.

"Good evening, sl**ping Beauty," Lucy said, in a slightly strained voice. She couldn't keep her pleasure out of her voice.

Amy smiled and pushed Lucy off of her, rolling on top of her and kissing her nec... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 11 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 3415  |  
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Losing my virginity to bbwlatina81

I recently met this awesome girl through this site who goes by the name of bbwlatina81, I messaged her about how her pics where and on one of the mentioned that I'd love for her to be my first. A few days went by before I logged back in and I usually check my activity log and noticed she responded, then sent me a message. Come to discover she didn't live to far from me. Being 28 years old and a virgin I have always wanted to be with an older woman who was more mature and bigger and I lucked out. She's 33 years old and a real BBW. Big butt and tits.

We finally met last Saturday early in the ... Continue»
Posted by Inexperience 12 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1343  |  
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