I was about 14 I think and starting to explore my body, my cock really nothing more, having feelings down below and beginning to touch myself naturally leading to jerking off. My step mom was about 38-40 something like that and not bad looking to my untrained eye, she worked as a hostess in a 'gentlemens' club, whatever that was. This meant she would often be getting up when I was coming home from school. I remember one time she was coming down the stairs as I walked in, she had on a dressing gown that wasn't done up and I caught a glimpse of her tits, I went straight up to my bedroom and h... Continue»
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work ... Continue»
My wife Jo and I were going out for the night with a few of my friends. We usually just I vite them around in a Friday to have drinks and curry and a lark about, but as it was the festive season we'd decided we might have a bit if a change and go out for a few hours after we'd all eaten at ours.
My friends arrived, Dave, Mike and Barry. I invited them in a gave them a beer to get them started. Jo was upstairs in the bedroom getting herself ready. I told the guys I'd go and let her know they'd arrived.
I walked into our bedroom and Jo was sitting on our bed in her underwear doing her hair. I... Continue»
I had just finished a seemingly endless week of classes and my internship on Thursday that left me extremely exhausted. The administration at the University of Pittsburgh had in their infinite wisdom decided to give all of the students in my program 13 credits and their internship in the first four days of the week. The only good thing was that I had all day Friday to myself. One of my friends had graduated the year before and worked right off campus. I had called him up the day before and asked if he wanted to get lunch on Friday. He had said yes and that I would meet him outside of his build... Continue»
On October 31, around 6 pm, the gang gathered at the Magic Shop per the orders of their mentor Giles. Each person had received a message either by email or phone and called the next person on their list. It was the usual manner in which Buffy's band of spook hunters assembled. Giles looked over the young faces and took note of who had managed to heed his call.
Xander, Cordelia, and Willow all sat talking about something mindless and snacking on Halloween candy, unaware of the peril that was about to plague the town of Sunnydale. Willow explained that Oz, her boyfriend could no... Continue»
Jeff was having the worst day of his life. After being fired from his job he went home only to discover that his roommate had a girl over. The tie on the doorknob was his cue to beat it. Oh well, he thought, I could use a good beer anyway. While making his way through the busy streets, Jeff noticed some posters advertising the Britney Spears concert on the fifteenth. In two days, he thought.
Imagine being that rich. Travelling all over the world and making money for singing a bunch of shitty pop tunes didn’t sound that bad.
“Just hilarious,” he thought to himself, “She does nothing and ... Continue»
Captain America called Scarlet Witch into his office. "You saved the day again, Scarlet! Now please tell me exactly how you saved the life of that Dutch porn star, Lillian de Dong."
"Well Captain, as you know Lillian suffered from that rare Hawaiian disease known as lackanooky. How the hell she got that in the Netherlands I have no idea. What with all those horny flight attendants from KLM Royal Dutch Airlines on the loose in the neighborhood looking for a goose This assignment was easy. I just put a hex on Lillian that induced her to eat me."
"Dear Lord, is she a cannibal?"
"No no, C... Continue»
There's never a dull moment when you live out here in Hollywood, but I was especially excited to find out that Ashley Tisdale, who've I always had a crush on, was going to be doing interviews to fill several positions at her new production company "Blonde Girl Productions."
Of course, as any other man in my position would also be prone to thinking, I naturally was far more excited about filling Ashley from several positions, but I had to actually get an interview with her first.
But thanks to some small-time production work in my background, Ashley got back to me and invited me in for an... Continue»
Lt Tom Paris had to hurry from the Bridge to sickbay. Voyager had just received an emergency distress call from the Delta Flyer. Apparently some strange gas had gotten into the shuttle and was messing up the ship's systems as well as physically harming Seven of Nine. Seven of Nine and the Doctor had been the only members of that particular away mission and with Tom being the only medical assistant he had to leave his post at comm. and head down to sick bay.
Seven of Nine and the Doctor both beamed directly into sickbay from the Delta Flyer. While Tom had immediately started scanning Seven h... Continue»
Tom Paris and Seven of Nine were standing in sickbay completely naked, in front of Captain Kathryn Janeway, whom was glaring at them.
"I can't believe two of my senior officers would do something like this!" yelled Janeway.
"Captain I can explain. You see..." began Tom, but Janeway interrupted.
"I don't want excuses! You two have no idea... Seven why are twitching like that?" Seven of Nine had been twitching before but it suddenly got worse. Seven could no longer control herself and just brought her hands up to her perfect tits and started squeezing and twisting her nipples.
Sumati pulled her uniform jacket taut over her body, glancing down briefly to confirm that she looked suitably smart. It really shouldn't matter, she thought to herself, as she flicked aside a few stray hairs from her jet black fringe. Here, just beyond the borders of Federation space, nobody was going to care that much.
Except that the senior officers might very well care, especially with the Captain being such a stickler for rules. The Captain always looked immaculate, almost infuriatingly calm and polished. And Sumati knew exactly what the Captain would say: today she was representing St... Continue»
As a freelance writer, I usually take whatever jobs I can find, but recently I have developed a certain fondness for writing scripts for television variety shows. It's interesting work; it pays well enough, and I meet and get to know some of the sexiest women in the world while I'm doing it. For example, a while ago, I got a contract to write two scripts for variety show segments featuring Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian. As an admirer of beautiful female bodies, especially their succulent and curvaceous asses, I probably would have worked for free, just to be associated with those two outst... Continue»
Lemme tell you a little about myself. I've been watching Dark Angel ever since it came on. From the second I saw Jessica Alba, I was seriously in love with her. The first time I saw the commercial for Dark Angel, I was like, "OH MY GOD!! There is no way that somebody can be THAT beautiful." Ever since then, I've bought every magazine with her on the cover, cut out every picture and kissed each one every night before I go to bed. Anyway, now that you know that I'm basically obsessed with Jessica Alba, I'll tell you the story of how I met her and got to "know" her.
I was watching Dark Angel, ... Continue»
I,m an old man now-not so old I don,t like pussy, but my wife,s health means seldom and rare. I recall the days when I first dated wife Sarah and how shy I was when we were on our own. I suspected Sarah knew a little about sex as she,d been dating a british fellow for six years before I met him, but it had never got serious on her part. In 1967 I was an airman in the US Air f***e based in what was then West Germany and had taken a ten day leave to come to england. I,d had a stroke of luck on the fruit machines at the hotel in West London then leased by the US Department of Defense and I felt i... Continue»
My wife and I liked to talk about our fantasies when we would make love ... sometimes when we had a friend or couple join us. One thing we talked about often but, due to her sudden passing last year, never got to experience was that we both wondered what it would be like to attend a wild swinger's orgy! I mean one with a lot of couples as well as several single men and hopefully lots of bi-girls! Dawn was bi and we often talked about what it would be like to have one or two hot, sexy, luscious bi-girls with us at the same time. We had also discussed several different men sharing her at the sa... Continue»
It was hot outside, really hot. It was the 4th of July and Mom and I were relaxing in the pool. We had decided that this year we would just stay home and enjoy our vacation week, hanging out in the pool and watching movies. No work, no schedules, and since we were staying home, no crowds or traffic to contend with. Lying there on the pool float I was thinking how this was just about perfect. The only thing better would be if I had a girlfriend to hang out with instead of my Mom.
It had been a few months since I broke up with Jill.
We had been dating for about six months and we had gotte... Continue»
My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.
When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in whatever mischief we were in. She would even parti... Continue»
'Lets go in there and sit'. I looked at Julie, 'It's a swing park', I remarked, 'I know', she replied, 'but it has dirty old men looking for girls' she continued, 'and we can make a couple of bob, by pleasing them'.
We walked down the pathway and saw some old geezers sitting on benches, 'I bet they're guessing the colour of our knickers', she laughed, as we approached one old man sitting on the bench.
He was watching us as we approached him, sitting at the far side of it, as she stopped and put her bag down and lifted her leg and put her shoe onto the bench, and pulled up her hosiery, lo... Continue»
2:37am is that time of the morning where your either already in bed sl**ping heavily, or up and partying. For me it was the first, soundly sl**ping next to my wife. Out of the fog of sl**p I began to make out the thumping bass of music being played somewhere near my house. Seeing as I was now somewhat awake, I went to investigate.
We live in a pretty middle-class neighborhood in Florida. The homes are nice and the schools are good. This kind of music was rarely heard in the area, and certainly not at 2:37am.
I went to the room in our house closest to our backyard and looked out the win... Continue»
I had a wonderful experience with a disposable razor and a neighbor that I just have to share with you. First, let me describe her. Christina is 24-years old, has shoulder-length blonde hair, and measures 34D-22-33. She has an athletic build and a beautiful face highlighted with a small beauty mark on her cheek and subtle makeup. I’ve had the hots for her for a while, and come close to fucking before, but nothing happened until last night. I invited Christina down to taste a new bottle of wine I’d hoped to add to my collection.
After a few glasses of wine, we started having one of those ... Continue»