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MY FIANCE and I been dating for all of three months before we decided to get engaged, and with the big day slowly approaching we decided to finally visit her folks over the holidays and announce the big news.
I was nervous to say the least considering it would be my first time meeting the f****y, and also because our relationship was not what you would consider conventional, in the sense that she was almost five years my senior.
Nevertheless, I agreed to accompany her back to her hometown where I soon discovered just how great her folks were, who wouldn't hear of us staying in some ch... Continue»
"Today we're talking to one of the world's favorite, beautiful, talented and, dare I say, sexually open newsreaders in the world, the one and only Jilnar Jardaly. Welcome! [Interviewer]
"Let's start by asking if you weren't a famous television personality and much-loved evening news anchor, what do you think you would be doing?" [Interviewer]
"Oh, that's an easy one! Definitely either a hooker or porn star or both! I can't think of any other occupation that would give me the amount of kinky sex and number of sexual partners on a daily basis that I'm accustomed to, a... Continue»
I’ve lived in LA for the past three years now as an aspiring screenwriter. Things have gone okay so far, mostly landing a few assistant director and second AD jobs and as of right now one of my screenplays is being considered for purchase by a major studio. But believe it or not, the highlight of my time in LA was last weekend, at a benefit dinner…
I don’t want to bore you with details, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. Having worked on quite a few movie sets I had made friends with a lot of p... Continue»
The Tyrannosaurus R(ex) (Va)gina; our big bag of collective Canadian Rights.
1. 1. What is RECTUM? definition of RECTUM (Black's Law Dictionary)
Definition of RECTUM: Lat Right; also a trial or accusation. Bract; Cowell.
The etymology of words provides for hilarious interpretations of the truth. Lawyers are wordsmiths and one of the little con games they play on their hapless victims is to change the meaning of legal terms to twist the meaning of the intent of all their Acts (plays). For this reason I always defer to terms specifically from Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th Edition. This is t... Continue»
You ever have one of those dreams, when you're right between waking and sl**ping, and you can't tell if it's real or fantasy? Something like that happened to me the other night and, believe me, it was a dream cum true.
I'd fallen asl**p on the couch, watching television the other evening, some movie I can't even remember. I don't know how long I slept but, suddenly, I thought I was having a very vivid dream of getting my rock-hard cock sucked deep and slow.
While I was watching television, I'd been idly stroking my cock, mostly through the thin cotton shorts which was all I was wearing. ... Continue»
After a long and tiring show, Britney Spears was ready to collapse on the couch in her dressing room. Making her way to the back of the amphitheater, the screams of the crowd still echoing in the halls, Britney quickly snuck inside her dressing room and plopped down in a chair. Britney scanned the room. All of these dressing rooms had started looking the same - a bathroom/shower off to the side, a big couch in the center of the room, a table covered with all sorts of food and drinks. It was always the same and Britney was getting tired of it. She was a pop star. She was loved by millions of gi... Continue»
(I do not own the right to the characters, I am just having fun with them)
“C’mon Sam! Hurry up!” Laughed Carly, bouncing on Sam’s bed.
It was rare that Carly slept over at Sam’s, usually it was the other way around, but Spencer was out of town on a trip with his friend Socko, and Sam had begged Carly to sl**p over, promising an awesome time of it.
Carly had given in to the blonde girl, and was now actually looking forward to spending some time alone with Sam. It always seemed like Freddie or Spencer was around and Carly missed her girl time with Sam; the two of them just chatting and... Continue»
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September, 1st, 2013
Dublin Night Club
Hmmh. Coming here to the club was just a swift choice on my part. Just came here with me friends to have a good time or some "craic", not the d**g ahaha. Just a bit of fun. Gettin' a bit of time off filming. Finished filming my movie "How I Live Now". Got some premieres lined up soon. No harm done...
My friends assured me I wouldn't have paparazzi flashing cameras at my face. Sometimes it can get to be a bit too much. Not a big fan of alchoh
one it a timio a litil fiend.
the litil fiendei it he go walk tino the park.
A duk in it the ponde.
''helo it duk '' saye firend.
''AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH RGGGGGGGGGGHRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
SAYE IT THRE DUCKE.
''wat wronge lititld duky?'' saye ifiende.
''I TEL YOUI WATSH IS WRONGFE'' saye ducjk.
''I BIEN FELLED WIT ALRAMING SENSE OF ENNUI SINCE IT
FRISYT TOIME DRONALDS TRUMPE NOT MMNAKE PRIOEIDISENT''
I goe 'sayuye it the friende.''
toime to go awawwye.... Continue»
A few weeks ago my little s****r Kate, won first prize in a radio station's phone in competition. She was delighted as the prize was two tickets to meet her idol Britney Spears and she had to interview the pop princess for the radio station. My Mum wasn't going to let Kate go as neither Mum or Dad could get time off work to take Kate to the gig, and they would not let their 12 year old daughter to go on her own with out some one to take care of her.
I said that I would take her and Mum agreed to that as I was 19 and she always said I was very responsible. It only hit me later that day tha... Continue»
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I walked through Dublin's streets that were saddled with stinking piss. I passed shops with broken/stained glass and last Christmas's window painting. I ran past local hoodies and yobs looking for the next innocent bystander to harass. A jumped over several idle puddles just waiting for something to press their new shoes on. I gazed at several works of graffiti and slowly walked by several sexy female club-goers wearing tight skimpy dresses- and finally I arrived at the... Continue»
"I want to leave" Derek moaned hungrily. "Leave what"? rasped Angel vociferously - "We've only just got here you whining cunt"
"I know but, but it's so quiet here, and my asparagus is limp - I certainly didn't expect a night like this for a blind date."
Angel leaned back in her chair, took a good look at Derek. He WAS quite good looking in his own way - the large white Aran jumper offset his red curly hair in a fetching way, though his patched denim dungarees were decidingly wrong.
Laughlingly she murmured 'Derek, I enjoy it anyway, lets stay a while. I'm getting . . . . antsy"
I work the overnight shift at a Hollywood adult store. When celebrities come in, I offer them their purchase for free if they'll share with me their wildest secret story.
The Setup: Seeming more than a little stoned, Kristen Stewart laughed when I made my offer, thought about it for a second, then didn't hesitate to share her story.
The Purchase: Vinyl mini-dress with corset lace back ($35.95). L'Amour vibrator ($55.99)
The Story (via my recording): "So this is back when I was dating Robert (Pattinson, her twilig... Continue»
I was walking down a busy street in New York City. The hustle and bustle a far and distant cry from my own corn-shucking surroundings. Knowing that everything was an option for me now, I went walking down Broadway hoping for the off chance that I might bump into someone worthwhile. I had dressed comfortably, but more revealingly than I would have normally done. I wore a thigh length skirt that hugged my derriere and a deep purple blouse that revealed a great expanse of cleavage from my more than ample breasts. I walked down the street oblivious to anything around me. My purse started to slip a... Continue»
My wife Stacey and I were in desperate need of a getaway from everything. Our lives had become too hectic with work and our c***d. We decided that we were going to go to Montreal, Quebec. Not the typical place that we would pick but something told us to go there.
As we were packing, she wanted to know if we could make this trip all about sex. As usually we do some sightseeing wherever we are and only have sex maybe once while we are on vacation, as having a little one around makes intimate time hard to come by. I thought about her question for less than a second before blurting out – HEL... Continue»
My name doesn't matter. All you need to know is that I'm a professional guitarist. Last summer when I was on a flight back to New York after my first major tour as a guitarist for a quite well known act I received a phone call from a friend, asking me to step in for him in a session. Since I was basically without a job as of that day I said I'd do it. So instead of going home and catching more than 2 or 3 hours of sl**p in a row like I had been doing for the last couple of weeks I went right to the studio where the guys had already started recording. Around 2pm we took a break and while the ot... Continue»
She’s back guys and she’s getting more slutty by the week. She rang me again a couple of weeks ago, saying she’s got some greats news and she doesn’t have anyone else she can tell it to. She came to my place and this is what she told me:-
‘What a week it’s been. You can’t believe what’s going to happen to me. I’m going to be in a film, a movie, I’m going to be an actress. You know Maria, the French girl who got me to get naked for those Arabic people, well she rang me a couple of days ago and said that she was going for an audition for a part in a film and did I want to go too. They ... Continue»
You had just finished jerking off to the new Britney Spears
video. You were getting your clothing on when a commercial appears on
the screen. Britney’s
hot sixteen year old body was dancing around on a stage. "Win a chance to meet Britney Spears in person."
The announcer said enthusiastically, "Just call 1-800-988-7654 within the
next fifteen minutes and you might be selected to win a date with this
fabulous dream girl. Without even thinking you run to the phone and
dial the number. A computer voice at the other end tells you to leave your name, age, and telephone number and if you ar... Continue»
Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.
Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»