I was walking down the hall when I saw the room I wanted. ‘Yup, this is her room’. It was 2 in the afternoon and I saw her go into her room earlier. I reached back and kicked in the door and was greeted with a scream. Yup, Taylor Swift was standing in front of me. She had on a little black tank top with a black skirt that was just above her knees. I closed the door and locked it as she came running over towards me. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the gun I was carrying and pointed it at her, which stopped her dead in her tracks. ‘Well Well Miss Swift, how are you this afternoon’ She st... Continue»
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Author's Note: This is the second part of a long Giles/Willow story. No sex yet (yes there is sex, it's already written), but I prefer the slow burn.
Willow was surprised when she arrived at Giles' apartment and didn't see any cars she recognized from the group. She didn't think too much of it, simply rang his doorbell and tried to quell her anticipation, smoothing wrinkles from her billowy dress out of nerves more than anything else.
Giles was sitting in his living room, trying his best not to feel an... Continue»
Author's note: This is a Giles/Buffy fanfic set in the latter half of season 3, where Buffy is 18. It is also somewhat of an alternate universe story in that Buffy never had sex with Angel, so this is a "first time" story. This is unrelated to my "Black Magic" series.
Disclaimer: I'm not Joss Whedon, I don't own Buffy, this is not for profit etc.
Won't Be Ignored
"Is that all you've got?" Giles taunted as he brought his staff down for another strike at the Slayer.
Buffy deflected the blow with her own staff, pushing back at the Watcher and spinning out of his range. ... Continue»
Warning: This is fanfiction featuring Giles and adult Willow, certain parts told from each of their points-of-view. Don't complain to me if you don't like the series. Yes there is a lot of sex in this super-long story, but I will be posting the story in smaller segments, and it will take a couple posts to get to the romance. I am a nerd, okay?
Time was a strange thing, really. Even though Giles had thought it would be impossible to keep away from Willow, that things had changed too much and they could ne... Continue»
(My first try writing an erotic story. The story is slow and sensual and written mostly from a woman's point of view, so this is not something for the ones who like to go straight to the point. I do have a special man in mind as inspiration for this story, but you can of course see what man or woman you like when you read this, that's the great thing about a fantasy. This turned out to be pretty long in the end, and English isn't my main language so I don't always find the right words, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! -Catgirl_-)
There was a couple who had been together for a while ... Continue»
For those of you who are fans of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, I have re-written the episode where Debra gets arrested for drink driving.
Debra is throwing a wedding shower for Amy at Amy's apartment. Debra has done all the planning, food preparations and shower games. But Marie is not content to just sit back and watch. So she shows up with her own food and starts pushing it off on Debra's guests. Debra tries to take it all in stride. Then Marie starts criticizing the flow of the shower and says there is a lull. Debra... Continue»
Disclaimer: I do not own the Sherlock Holmes series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
“Holmes!” I ejaculated.
It was too late; so intent was my companion on following the path of the old rock wall that he failed to see the ditch just in front of his feet and toppled over into it, almost headfirst, letting loose with a string of French profanity that doubtless would have burned my ears had I known more of the language.
There are many facets of our adventures that do not make it into my accounts ... Continue»
one apon the time a litli dogi want to talki it there dumpe.
9 - -the dogi he callit RACTUMIO
2.4 he saye -- oof oof l make it theer dump onit there sticki it on the
ghhwwaaghh agaghah the liti dogi say - 'thatit comme out like th big kfucking loge. now l gotiit there sore bungpipes.
BUT THENE 7 (A LITIL CUNIT)
she sayu who didit thje r shiterei onn my ftuucing ruge cunti?? that makem me angri -- I GOING TO WACKE UP THE CUNITE WHO MALKE SHITER LOGE ON THERE RUGE!!!! AAGGHHHGHGG
Here is another story I found while I was tidying up my hard drive. Not sure where I found it, but credits to the original (unknown) author.
Summer Holidays with my cousin
My cousin Cheryl and I had always been close. In fact we were born only three days apart. I was the older one and the wiser I always used to joke to her. We lived in the city but went out to my Uncle and Aunts farm almost every weekend after my Father had passed away. It was like our second home.
Cheryl and I spent so much time together we became like b*****r and s****r. Right around puberty, my Mom remarried a... Continue»
A Threesome Joyride for Anastacia - Craig and Flo banging the blond Superstar
The countryside whooshing outside the window was barely visible for the passengers of this train in a foggy November night. The winter evening covered the rest or any sign of brightness like a dense blanket. On the benches Craig and Flo got nothing to do but rigidly gazing through the window. The dim, flaring and almost broken light from the ceiling contributed to the grim atmosphere. There was much room for improvement in any sense to make the ride in an awful, old train more pleasurable. Within seconds certain... Continue»
I was looking through some videos and one in particular caught my fancy, a girl supposedly taking a meter long 'Dong' into her vaginal cavity.
Of course this was nonsense, as one would have to have her internal organs removed, never mind stretch her pussy to unbelievable lengths.
Of course these are male fantasies bordering on a double penetration by two elephants, which some of my 'Zoology fantasist's friends' beat their meat too with gusto and finish spraying my wall two meters distant, with their ejaculate, such is the f***e of the imagination.
Of course I have b... Continue»
Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer
* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
* Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
I'd love to see a lesbian film featuring Roxanne Pallet from Emmerdale and Helen Flanagan from Coronation Street. To those of you reading this who don't know who they are, just google their names, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Just imagine the 2 of them dressed in school uniforms eating each other out. Fucking amazing!
Now, as stunning as they may be, they are basically "normal" girls. It would be easy to say that you'd love to see Beyonce having her clit licked by Rihanna...(there's a thought!) Come on, boys and girls. I really want to hear who yo... Continue»
Iknow some of these are out of order but this was the final chapter of "Maria"
Dont you just love a happy ending?
“ How do you solve a problem like Maria”?
There was a time in the history of man when women and girls were never consulted about anything of importance.
Wives and daughters, servants and lower classes did as they were told .
Mothers had some power over their own c***dren but the final say was at the complete discretion of the man of the household.
This was even more so when that man was a... Continue»
I wrote this nonsense some time ago. It has no ending at present because I sorta lost the plot. If anyone can help please do.I hope you like it as much as I liked writing it....
Harriet Potter and the ringpiece of fire pt 1/5
Harriet Potter was just 19 just like her very best friend Hermione Parker.
They were by far the naughtiest girls in Cockington , a small town in the county of Dorset. The entire town seemed to consist of naughty girls and just a few naughty boys . Harriet and Hermoine were by far the naughtiest of them all.
Like ... Continue»
One day it a litil dogi he walking through there forist and he see the
1. the bear
The bear he saye what you wanit the doggi toda i habve it to go there shopis.
the litil dogi sauy i go to froiest to make hump with shoe
the happi beaqr he
say ok the doggi -
The dogui was called. FIRSTTIME MASTERBAT - he sayi /bear/ jher say come on dogi now time to paybacek tho that se brastirds.
who the bsatird s dogi?/ those cunits that lied to us about tattoooss.!!
The bear hwo callit - SEX HORROR
he saye that two right first time masterbat nowe w kille alle a the c... Continue»
I had this sex fantasy after hearing Sharon Stone
say something sexist about men.. I can't remember
exactly what she said, and I don't remember where
I heard it online... but it was something like, the
more rich I get the better chance women have
at enslaving men... Anyways the story goes
I met Sharon Stone, after a Red Carpet
Awards Show, and we talked, and it
became very clear, that she was extremely
sexist towards men, and the whole point of
my little adventure, was to pay her back for
being so sexist to men, so I acted as if I were
interested in her sex... Continue»
It's almost if it happened yesterday I remember so many details about it, 18 years old working nightclub, A Sunday night, the club wasn't busy so we close the club earlier. the club owner had some girl he was trying to get next to, but his girlfriend was there to, so he asked me would I take his girlfriend home, so I told him you know I’m riding my motorcycle. He said, it would be okay because she like riding a motorcycle. She was about 35 I wasn't attracted to her. So I guess he didn't feel threatened by me taking her home, so we left, she lived about 25... Continue»
Paris was all over me, she made out with me. Unllike any other boy i've met. It felt so damn good. So I ripped her clothes off. I left a trail of kisses on Paris. She moaned & moaned, it turned me on. I kissed her pussy, Paris gasped. I licked, flicked, and bit her clit. "OOOHHH MY FUCKING GOD!! OH! OH! OOOOHHHH!!" Paris screamed. I just needed to stick a couple fingers in her beautiful pussy to make the ultimate orgasm & to make her cum. I stuck one finger, in & out, in & out. 2 fingers out & in, out & in. "OH FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! I THINK I'... Continue»
..."You guys are lookin' sexii!" Paris said.
"Thanks, haha. Me and Lindsay were thinking of going to a strip club. Do you guys think we should go now? We could go in free because my aunt owns this place."
"LETS GO!" Lindsay said happily. :]
While at the Strip Club I noticed that the dancers are totally hot and the costumers are totally sexy. On stage is a girl named Kacey, a.k.a The Naughty Schoolgirl. I know her, yeahh there are perks when you know the owner & are a potential hot pop tween-sation. She's really hot ... Continue»