Celebrities Porn Stories Page 31
Laura blinked as if she hadn’t heard him right. “Excuse me?!?”
Jan smiled. “You don’t know this, Laura, but you’re my ultimate fantasy,” he said.
“Oh, I am so flattered. Not,” she said scornfully.
“I’ve written over a hundred erotic stories about you,” he went on. “I’ve always wanted to see what you look like naked, and you just promised to do anything I asked. Well, I want you to strip.”
“You must be joking,” she spat. “Either that, or you’re crazy.”
He shrugged. “Suit yourself.” He picked up the telephone and began ... Continue»
i was trying to sl**p in my bed and waiting for my eyes to shut.. than i heard a sc**** on my roof.. I looked up and heard nothing.. so i thought it was just the snow sliding off.. i laid there and about a min. later i heard foot steps and a person saying shit what a small and tight hole i got to go down in.. my first thought was a person trying to rob me but than i remember it was christmas and i knew it was santa.. so i got up out of my bed and went to to fireplace..
when i got there i saw santa coming out of my fireplace.. he was tall and skinny.. damn i thought he was going to be fat oh... Continue»
Pulling the car into the secluded private driveway of the small hotel Danni felt much more relaxed, the drive here had been event free,the conversation was dominated by Jordan asking questions and Danni's flustered replies seemed to amuse her. Danni was feeling a little foolish for imagining that someone like Jordan would be interested in her but having her sitting next to her, breathing in the smell off her was getting her so hot that as soon as she got back to Julie's she knew she was going to have an epic masturbation session,you can fuck whoever you want in fantasies right?
Jordan st... Continue»
Danni fidgeted with the collar of her shirt and wondered once again how she'd let herself be talked into this,her plans for a weekend of clubbing and partying in London had fell apart when Julie had answered the door to her flat wrapped in a blanket looking like death warmed up.
"Oh Danni I'm sorry I tried ringing you to cancel but couldn't get an answer" Julie explained through coughs and sniffles as they sat on her couch drinking tea. "It's ok babe" said Danni "It's not your fault I should have charged my phone,and you can't help being ill.Don't worry about it,so we can't hit the town b... Continue»
Author's Note: This is the third part of a Buffy fanfic I wrote, featuring a Willow/Giles pairing. It is a romance but there will be a lot of sex in future chapters so never fear. Refer to my profile for links to the other parts. Disclaimer - I don't own BtVS, I'm not Joss Whedon, this is not for profit, etc etc.
"If you don't mind Italian, there's a place I'd like to go to. See if it's still there, of course, and if they're still the same. It was one of my favorite places, actually, and I'd love to take... Continue»
Another Giles/Buffy story, a one-off unrelated to any of my other works.
At first, Buffy didn't like the way it made her feel. When he looked at her, passion burning just behind those intense green eyes, she went weak-kneed. She didn't like that with such a simple glance he could reduce her to a self-conscious shell of a girl, where she could neither find sensible words nor the voice to speak them. It wasn't simply feeling weak that shamed her most of all, but that she actually took some enjoyment out of the way her heart thundered anxiously in her chest when... Continue»
I was walking down the hall when I saw the room I wanted. ‘Yup, this is her room’. It was 2 in the afternoon and I saw her go into her room earlier. I reached back and kicked in the door and was greeted with a scream. Yup, Taylor Swift was standing in front of me. She had on a little black tank top with a black skirt that was just above her knees. I closed the door and locked it as she came running over towards me. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the gun I was carrying and pointed it at her, which stopped her dead in her tracks. ‘Well Well Miss Swift, how are you this afternoon’ She st... Continue»
Author's Note: This is the second part of a long Giles/Willow story. No sex yet (yes there is sex, it's already written), but I prefer the slow burn.
Willow was surprised when she arrived at Giles' apartment and didn't see any cars she recognized from the group. She didn't think too much of it, simply rang his doorbell and tried to quell her anticipation, smoothing wrinkles from her billowy dress out of nerves more than anything else.
Giles was sitting in his living room, trying his best not to feel an... Continue»
Author's note: This is a Giles/Buffy fanfic set in the latter half of season 3, where Buffy is 18. It is also somewhat of an alternate universe story in that Buffy never had sex with Angel, so this is a "first time" story. This is unrelated to my "Black Magic" series.
Disclaimer: I'm not Joss Whedon, I don't own Buffy, this is not for profit etc.
Won't Be Ignored
"Is that all you've got?" Giles taunted as he brought his staff down for another strike at the Slayer.
Buffy deflected the blow with her own staff, pushing back at the Watcher and spinning out of his range. ... Continue»
Warning: This is fanfiction featuring Giles and adult Willow, certain parts told from each of their points-of-view. Don't complain to me if you don't like the series. Yes there is a lot of sex in this super-long story, but I will be posting the story in smaller segments, and it will take a couple posts to get to the romance. I am a nerd, okay?
Time was a strange thing, really. Even though Giles had thought it would be impossible to keep away from Willow, that things had changed too much and they could ne... Continue»
(My first try writing an erotic story. The story is slow and sensual and written mostly from a woman's point of view, so this is not something for the ones who like to go straight to the point. I do have a special man in mind as inspiration for this story, but you can of course see what man or woman you like when you read this, that's the great thing about a fantasy. This turned out to be pretty long in the end, and English isn't my main language so I don't always find the right words, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! -Catgirl_-)
There was a couple who had been together for a while ... Continue»
For those of you who are fans of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, I have re-written the episode where Debra gets arrested for drink driving.
Debra is throwing a wedding shower for Amy at Amy's apartment. Debra has done all the planning, food preparations and shower games. But Marie is not content to just sit back and watch. So she shows up with her own food and starts pushing it off on Debra's guests. Debra tries to take it all in stride. Then Marie starts criticizing the flow of the shower and says there is a lull. Debra... Continue»
Disclaimer: I do not own the Sherlock Holmes series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
“Holmes!” I ejaculated.
It was too late; so intent was my companion on following the path of the old rock wall that he failed to see the ditch just in front of his feet and toppled over into it, almost headfirst, letting loose with a string of French profanity that doubtless would have burned my ears had I known more of the language.
There are many facets of our adventures that do not make it into my accounts ... Continue»
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Here is another story I found while I was tidying up my hard drive. Not sure where I found it, but credits to the original (unknown) author.
Summer Holidays with my cousin
My cousin Cheryl and I had always been close. In fact we were born only three days apart. I was the older one and the wiser I always used to joke to her. We lived in the city but went out to my Uncle and Aunts farm almost every weekend after my Father had passed away. It was like our second home.
Cheryl and I spent so much time together we became like b*****r and s****r. Right around puberty, my Mom remarried a... Continue»
A Threesome Joyride for Anastacia - Craig and Flo banging the blond Superstar
The countryside whooshing outside the window was barely visible for the passengers of this train in a foggy November night. The winter evening covered the rest or any sign of brightness like a dense blanket. On the benches Craig and Flo got nothing to do but rigidly gazing through the window. The dim, flaring and almost broken light from the ceiling contributed to the grim atmosphere. There was much room for improvement in any sense to make the ride in an awful, old train more pleasurable. Within seconds certain... Continue»
I was looking through some videos and one in particular caught my fancy, a girl supposedly taking a meter long 'Dong' into her vaginal cavity.
Of course this was nonsense, as one would have to have her internal organs removed, never mind stretch her pussy to unbelievable lengths.
Of course these are male fantasies bordering on a double penetration by two elephants, which some of my 'Zoology fantasist's friends' beat their meat too with gusto and finish spraying my wall two meters distant, with their ejaculate, such is the f***e of the imagination.
Of course I have b... Continue»
Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer
* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
* Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
I'd love to see a lesbian film featuring Roxanne Pallet from Emmerdale and Helen Flanagan from Coronation Street. To those of you reading this who don't know who they are, just google their names, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Just imagine the 2 of them dressed in school uniforms eating each other out. Fucking amazing!
Now, as stunning as they may be, they are basically "normal" girls. It would be easy to say that you'd love to see Beyonce having her clit licked by Rihanna...(there's a thought!) Come on, boys and girls. I really want to hear who yo... Continue»
Iknow some of these are out of order but this was the final chapter of "Maria"
Dont you just love a happy ending?
“ How do you solve a problem like Maria”?
There was a time in the history of man when women and girls were never consulted about anything of importance.
Wives and daughters, servants and lower classes did as they were told .
Mothers had some power over their own c***dren but the final say was at the complete discretion of the man of the household.
This was even more so when that man was a... Continue»