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Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second stab at humor in sex

Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends. They shared the same d***ken babe the night of their first sexual experience. They now share an apartment, and in a few minutes they will be sharing a pizza.

"You did order the pizza," Pete asks quizzically, "right Joe?"

"Yea, I ordered the damn pizza."

"Extra sausage?" Pete asks.

"I got your sausage," says Joe sarcastically.

"What's taking Jose so long, he's usually... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 259  |  
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Getting A Raise (From the boss's wife)

One of the positive benefits of getting a divorce after nearly twenty years of marriage was my newfound freedom. I had always wanted to move to the city but my wife was a die-hard country girl. During our marriage we compromised by living in the suburbs. Now that I was single again I had the chance to move back to the city where I could take advantage of the seemingly unlimited singles bars and endless numbers of available women. My one daughter remained with my ex, so it was no problem for me to move into a one-bedroom bachelor pad I easily found. I was in my element, again. I loved every sec... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  Views: 2256  |  
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Dream Job (Everyman's fantasy)

The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditioning units had been shut down over an hour ago. Tempers started to flare, as discussions had become as hot as the California sunshine. Arguments were heard and heard again with no end in sight.

"Look," said the chairman flatly, "we have to find a solution and soon. The dropout rate in the Southern California School system is at an all time high. Attendance rates are the worst in decades. Our federal funding is in jeopardy. If we don't fix this... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 606  |  
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Nice girl, Wrong party chapter 32

So everyone trooped on out of the control room to breakfast leaving just Bob, Jerry and Sandy on duty and Angela, Rob, Clay and Naomi locked in the conference room. Jerry looked at the clock and started to laugh, "I guess we were a little busy and forgot to ring the chimes, oh well it's already 0840 and if they couldn't figure it out when they heard the breakfast announcement they should wear a watch."
Sandy chuckled as she was thinking of her fabulous fucking by Travis and then the promise made by Monica just before they all left.
Bob just looked at the door to the conference room and "I wo... Continue»
Posted by eatmebubba 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Lesbian Sex  |  Views: 108  |  
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shopping fun

It was after New Year season. I was working in a leading education institute in capital. It was really interesting period both in my carrier and personnel life. I had enough freedom to attend many things with my friends and my own. It was post New Year season. There was no rush in roads and shops. Therefore I used to go for shopping after season due to keep away from heavy crowd.

One evening, the overcast day my feelings were not good. So I thought to go for shopping to get rid of laziness prevailed. Sopping is one of my favorite hobbies. Most of the times, I went alone because I wanted to... Continue»
Posted by VIZ_RIPQE 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex  |  Views: 697  |  
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No More Than This.


With the dying sun of the day falling before them,
She watched it as it dropped into the sea,
The heat of the day replace by the chill of the night,
It was the most beautiful sunset she'd seen.
She turn to him as he lay there on his back,
Wondering what this stolen moment would bring,
He turned to her with a smile on his face,
No longer able to ignore his hunger within.

Taking her in his arms he held her close,
Brushing her hair aside to whisper in her ear,
She listened to his voice so sweet and soft,
Telling her how glad he was to be here.
His hand traced over the wave of her ... Continue»
Posted by genuineguy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Taboo  |  Views: 357  |  
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Good Sex Session

I want to lay you down again and start to kiss ur lips and neck
Then I want to go down to your already swollen nipples and suck them
till they start to secret their juice in my mouth.
By this time you're soaking wet. I confirm this my gently rubbing the entrance to you pussy hole and gently bring my finger up to your swollen clit. Your back arches as soon as I make contact with your clit.
I immediately stop as I'm not ready for that yet.
I continue to suck your thick nipples...one after the other.
Going back and forth, playing them against each other till they are both soaked with my sa... Continue»
Posted by blacknight07601 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore  |  Views: 214  |  
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Story of Tim – My True Story - Ch. 2

Chapter 2

By now, my lips craved his kiss so much, I kept licking my lips, and he knew what I wanted too. He scooted up so our face was levelled. His hand reached over, his lips hovered near mine. My eyes could not leave his lips, I craned my head off the pillow as far as the bindings would allow.

Suddenly, my head crashed into his with a bang. One of my hands was freed from the rope. He grabbed his nose with a low groan, and slumped over my body. With my free hand, I grabbed my forehead in turn to rub the sore spot, it hurt. A few seconds passed and I could feel the vibration fro... Continue»
Posted by MinxGirl 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Interracial Sex  |  Views: 608  |  
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The Italian Job 10

The Italian job 10
I must have dropped off to sl**p because the next thing I knew she was poking me in the ribs saying “come on sl**py, time to wake up” she said “I have some coffee for you” “what time is it” I said “10.00pm, we slept for 2 hours but I feel fantastic, you certainly managed to fill my void, thank you! not only for the sex but for making me feel like a real live woman again, the way your cock reacts to my nakedness is refreshing” she purred “you should get naked more often then” I said to her, she looked at me “are you saying you want to fuck me again?” she asked “ I don’t have... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 427  |  
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Nice girl, Wrong party chapter 30

What a sight, it was to watch those women and their fuck buddies blasting cum all over them. But you still had Monica with Bob and Jerry, Travis with Sandy, Angela with Clay, Rob and Johnson still hammering Babs as she kept having orgasm after orgasm, Jenni was still fucking with Tommy and Red hadn't finished with Katie yet.

It was still a hot and heavy fuck fest and the ones who had already blown their wads were very interested in watching everyone else as they fucked in a frenzy to reach their orgasms and begin cumming!

Babs was in lalaland after her first big orgasms, she was riding a... Continue»
Posted by eatmebubba 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Lesbian Sex  |  Views: 327  |  
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Nice girl, Wrong party chapter 31

To say Ms. Walker was enthralled by watching Travis and Sandy would be a bit of an understatement. She sat there with a very hungry look in her eyes and an intensity that Clay thought bordered on the manic posessive! He pointed it out to the rest of the Board in his normal quiet way "Hey check out Ms Walker the cook, she hasn't so much as twitched a muscle since she walked in and saw Travis fucking Sandy. Have any of you ever noticed her acting like this before?"

None of the Board had ever seen Ms. Walker so intent before, it was a bit of a surprise to them all and so Angela was the one to... Continue»
Posted by eatmebubba 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Lesbian Sex  |  Views: 190  |  
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Watching Anna

For men who like to watch their wives having sex with other men, no explanation is necessary. For men who don't understand this fantasy, no explanation is possible.

Although I enjoy wife sharing and some wife cheating stories I always felt confident that I would never want to act any of them out myself. I also felt that if my wife Anna ever cheated on me that would be it, no second chances. If I were ever so unfortunate to actually catch her cheating I believed id probably end up in prison on a murder charge. But it is funny how we go through life thinking we know what we want and know how... Continue»
Posted by Dan09 3 years ago  |  Categories: Voyeur  |  Views: 1395  |  
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keg party

this saturday in the summer started out innocent enough,friends invite me to a keg party and my husband telling me to go ahead and have a good time so i thought it be cool to hang out and have a good time.
about me,im a middle aged woman with red hair and alittle chubby but not to big and although i love my husband i do wish he was alittle bigger (6") and i have to admit that i have cheated i time or 2 over our 18 years of marriege.
during the first half of the party everyone was behaving themselves but after it got dark and the booze was kicking in it start to heat up.
a good looking young... Continue»
Posted by patty169 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore  |  Views: 1516  |  
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%%%%% returns for 1st time anal...(true story)

last night as i was sitting down after tea, a very faint tapping on the front door. strange as the time was around 10.30pm and no one visits me at that time. i gingerly peek out of the curtains to see %%%%% standing there clutching an overnight bag. fumbling for the latch, i open the door to see this sexy young woman standing there. needless to say i welcomed her in with a kiss and a hug so that she could feel the bulge in my boxers. i made her a coffee and we sat and chatted for some time about everything except what we both wanted. she was wearing a thigh high dress and a light summer top. t... Continue»
Posted by eyewanacu 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Interracial Sex  |  Views: 868  |  
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Planet of the Gigantic Schlongs

Planet of the Gigantic schlongs

By The Iceman

It all began in a place not too long ago but in a faraway
place. There was a planet way out of the galaxy
that no researcher ever discovered and most likely
never will be. The story begins on a planet called
Weenus. Nobody knows how the planet got
its name. Perhaps we’ll never know…..

Although not very much is known about the history of the planet Weenus, there was something very unique about it. There was no war, pollution, crime or poverty that existed in any form. The inhabitants lived peacefully. But what was so unique about t... Continue»
Posted by icemanrisen 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 470  |  
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Invitation into a virgin ass #5

Sexy scenario in a long series of short sexy stories.
She is f***ed to come second time. Right in my face! ;-)P

Short summary of earlier installments:
She is on all fours, tied up on three, she finally gives in to my order.
She has only her left hand left free. She strikes her slit, while I hit her.
She starts to get wet. Very wet. Comes. She smells so sexy! ;-)P

Snug up real close behind her with my face. Adore her pussy perfume.
Start to kiss and lick her lusty lips. Thick lips, by her first comer.
Sexy looks so sexy! Admire her ass. Administer (t)her(e) my first kisses.

She... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, First Time  |  Views: 236  |  
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First Time - with s****r Lisa


When I was twelve years old, my sex life began. My s****r recalls that I was then a very beautiful boy. My limbs and tummy still had some baby fat, giving me the appearance of softness and likability. My face was cherubic.

Our parents had gone out of town for the weekend, leaving my fifteen year old s****r to look after me. The first night we were alone my s****r Lisa came into my bedroom and got into bed with me. It was a warm night and I was lying on top of the sheets with just jockey shorts on, almost asl**p.

She was naked when she lay next to me on the bed. She embraced me from beh... Continue»
Posted by london_lad 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo  |  Views: 9708  |  
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Kate's descent - part 1

This story is written in the third person but I'm "Alan". Although fictional, I have an old girlfriend in mind! This is my first story so be gentle but advice welcome as I want write more!


Helen stands outside her daughter's bedroom shaking with nerves. She can feel her heart pounding and her stomach in her mouth.

"Oh god, I can't do this but, god, I need to" she says to herself.

She can hear Kate moaning and the movement of the bed.

Closing her eyes and counting to three she pushes the door slowly open. The way the bed lies means Kate and her boyfriend, Alan, won't se... Continue»
Posted by johnboy290 3 years ago  |  Categories: Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 1719  |  
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Babysitting


When I was f******n, I started getting interested in my older s****r, Kimmy, who was eighteen. She used to do a hula dance for me, and pull her top up and show me her tits. Kimmy was a true nymphomaniac. As I found out later, it didn't matter how young or how old the guy was, if he had a functioning penis, Kimmy was interested. And she was built too! Round, firm tits like little peaches and long slender legs that always seemed to be exposed to the crotch, no matter what she wore.

One night, she was babysitting for the people next door, and she invited me over to help mind their k**s or so... Continue»
Posted by london_lad 3 years ago  |  Categories: Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 14084  |  
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Why do I find my daughter attractive?

I married my high school sweetheart , Amy , she was , and still is.. very beautiful! She has long brown hair that reaches her lower back. Silky and smooth , it is a big part of her beauty. Her eyes dark and her smile as white as piano keys! She was a cheerleader and still maintains a slim sexy figure , but age and a daughter has diminshed perfection a bit over the years..dont get me wrong..this is a natural process of aging that i am totally aware of. Naturally our daughter Nia took all my wifes great attributes. Nia is beautuful and athetic..gaining attension from the boys at school is easy f... Continue»
Posted by KinkyNick420 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 4078  |  
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